Like Russia and Ukrane…

Well that fishing boat sunk one of the largest warships ¡Good fishing!

dont forget their "carbines"

mmmmmm yes the karabiner 98 kurz a very great "carbine"

@@warlloverespanol2897 "ahhh, our first catch of the day!"

they were so good the polish crops turned german

Nah the Luftwaffe was a science project helping the soviets develop university of bombing

@@shiyian bro😂

What?

Soviet Union: dont forgot about us

As long as the Finanz Amt doesn't find out.

An upside would be that the laws in germany are pretty loophole proof

Like most countries, not surprised.

remind me of when i was in school

USA couple years later: ok japan this bomb right here makes giant mushrooms, hope you like it

Indeed. I've read somewhere that all soldiers were trained to carry on their duties and the duties of two ranks above, in case a rapid expansion of the army was needed.

También leí que después de la rendición en ww1,reformaron su ejército para que solo los más capaces y hábiles se quedarán enlistados para que más tarde asuman el mando al agrandarse el ejército

​@@gggvvvjggbgg4517❤

And the most proficient and successful trainee are also given promotion to train new soldier when the time comes to rearm their military. These officers also gain further more experience from fighting German Socialist, border conflicts in Eastern Europe as militia and volunteer, Spanish Civil War as a formal combatant.

That was very interesting, since the treaty stipulated that the German army could only have 4,000 officers. 😅

They are the kindest persons

France and Britain were not so happy that Poland got all the support, so they decided to have Germany give them some support after the Belilux get's some surprise relief

And then ussr and germany started to know who's help is most helpest

Germany alsao give office police to help the france and ussr too. What a kind country

Except the were actually tractors and farmers when it came to the Soviets

The Kar98 "kurtz".

Kar98 is exactly the name they used to exploit the treaty. They changed it from "Gewehr 98" to "Karabiner (Carbine) 98" Not only is the name changed, the gun itself is also got upgrade and known internally as Kar98/34

so technically, the allies managed to give Germany the allowance to make rifles, except smaller, and therefore more easy to build

@@horizoner2361 Not really, because the carbines were officially meant for security forces (incl. police!) and export. The weapon itself was the same length with some modifications to sights and so on. And unlike other commenters are suggesting, it was NOT the K98k. By 1935 Germany was openly rearming, so there was no need to conceal true intentions anymore. The actual rifles are 1923 Karabiner 98b and 1924 Standardmodell, though latter only started production in 1930s.

No wonder why they are shorter in WW2 than in WW1

We also use aircraft as crop dusters and halftracks as commerce trucks Oh yeah don't worry about the moving buoys armed with 5 spear launchers and a weirdly shaped flashlight on the deck

Could I please get a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger? Pretty please? Does Porsche still make those for the domestic market? My potatoes need more lebensraum. 🥺

@@sounaksengupta1393 Nein,sadly, porche only cares about profit they don't sell vehicles for farming anymore However we can intrest you in the flakpanzer IV wirbelwind for bee keeping

@@cideltacommand7169 Dankeschon. I shall have the whole batch please. Those spitfire wasps are a pain in mein Hintern.

especially if it's for the polish agricultural growth, also french agriculture too

It’s not that they didn’t accept our ultimatum They simply were being a pest

Special military operation go brrrrrr

This is not an raid, it's surprise-communism. Now everyone on the ground!!!

We aren't conquering We are simply conducting a special military operation 😊

Robert Habeck?

Omg I’m a fan!!!!!!!

Me too

Helo

Guntentag, I'm just a German fan (I'm not actually German btw)

OMG ITS THAI!!!

Four 380mm turret pov :

​@@Idk-wb4lfHow else are you gonna catch that damn kraken infesting the Atlantic. You could satiate a famine in the Soviet Union with one of those.

because it is

they were right . its a human fishing boat

Too bad the fishing boat was sunk another fishing boat and now is a a quite literal deep sea fishing boat

Ok, in US's defense, they were having a tough time coming out of the great depression, and they were isolationists so most didn't care about them.

@@royalwolf7115 Not even nearly as bad as Germany had it. The depression to the German economy was basically beating a severely ill person that recently barely managed to get on his knees. At least the US was standing strong before it hit.

​​​@@Paal2005eh. Sure germany had to pay reparations but the hyperinflation was to a large degree goverment made in order to give them a better lever in renegotiating the treaty. It simply did not work very well and as a side effect helped the rise of various extremist elements

Actually they did not need any spare parts for their tanks. They only got some oil even after the British embargo mostly through Spain until 1943. GM also taught them how to make Blitz trucks but in reality most of their logistics was through horses. I think Curtis Hawk might have influence Stuka seeing how Göring bought some for Udet but that was hardly a crime since Soviet Union also bought a lot of stuff from the west like the Vickers tank for instance that was later developed for T26.

そういえばアメリカの資本家もドイツ相手に結構な金儲けしてたなあ。 フォードとか、、、

@@jannoten609wait why is it driving to Warsaw? -random Poland ball

@@jannoten609yeah indeed mein friend.

Están llevando democracia a Polonia ;D

@@DerMarschallDM Sí!! hasta que alguien entiende 😁

​​@@demschiquitoclaro Alemania llevo democracia a toda Europa ;D

Literally called them light tractors and heavy tractors or big tractors. And it worked somehow.

The guns on them were for self defense

@@cookiedoughgaming4779 As the Founding Kaiser Intended.

​@@jameshailerthepostmaster4389Omg I'm dying

​@@leafenbarkno no they were to shoot the crops into the ground after plowing, why do people not understand the geniois of German engineering so often

Allies: according to this treaty y- Germany: eh fuck you. *proceeds to start the largest war in history*

@@Jeffbonfro*and lose a war they can’t win anyways*

Entente: According to the treaty you can not- Germany: 𝗡𝘂𝗵 𝘂𝗵

​@@The_whaleswell they nearly did, if only not for america

😂😂😂😂true true

Albo, Poland have reversed colors , white on top not red

​@@jayvi7762In Countryballs Poland's flag is rotated

@@Reyas45huh?

yes but they did talk about a policeman cap.

i think the treaty says germany may have warships up to 1/3 of royal navy total tonnage

​​@@m.taufikfatur603ope. It explicitly said no navy, save for 6 warships and 0 submarines.

The Anglo-German Naval Agreement on 18 June 1935

​@@m.taufikfatur603los alemanes le vieron las caras cuando mostraron sus acorazados de bolsillo,más pequeños con menor tonelaje pero brutalmente armados y muy veloces😅😅

​@@gggvvvjggbgg4517the "pocket battleships" were just over glorified heavy cruisers. Slow (26knots) and weak protection (80mm thin main armor belt). Armament may look superior at first, but the low number of guns made getting enough hits in difficult, and the broadside weight per minute (so basically the damage per second) was routhly equivalent to heavily armed heavy cruisers like the japanese Takao class. The "pocket battleships" were nowhere close to being an actual battleship, not nearly strong enough to win against old WW1 era battleships.

Ja, it was very efficient too! And Japan has been doing something similar recently

Hmmm 🤔

​@@sansinator0889They even have "manned pest control aircrafts"

Support Polish agriculture?

It worked brilliantly but because we became so good at finding loopholes, our bureaucracy has become a nightmare. Since germans are uniquely talented in finding loopholes and being as efficient as possible, the legislation had to become so nuanced that the tiniest thing possible now tends to need hours of worktime. A prime example of this is the bundeswehr, where it was not unheard of to wait multiple weeks for one pair of new socks. And it also the birth of many words, that give nightmares to people learning german such as: "Ettikitierungskontrollbuchüberprüfungsgesetz"

The funny thing is. The soviets helped the german tank development. Oh how funny that turned out.

​@@marxel4444американцы тоже не отставали в поддержке Германии))

@@user-qb2te2bx5n despite what happend america was a lot more chill with germany at the peace deal then france. and lets not forget the marshall plan to rebuild germany

@@marxel4444 "despite what happend" WHAT? BECAUSE of what happened! America send some soldiers across the sea to fight some legendary enemy. And lost, what, 100k men? France on the other side lost more than milion killed, several milions wounded, some permamently. Large parts of it's territory was ocupied for 4 years, population displaced or under ocupation. Vast majority of the nation was traumatised, not as a colective, but on the personal level. Also, marshall plan was after WW2, not WW1. And it wasn't to rebuild germany, but to rebuild europe in general.

@@wardasz Im aware of the history if world war one and the effects it had.

you could still have 100k

WHY IS THAT SO TRUE😂😂😂😂

Well now we just have 3 armys with 100k men, legal and problem solved

I don't know what you're talking about, these men aren't in the army. These are actually Marines serving under the navy!

Germany: Time To F-

Guess a rapid increase in population is needed

Now there not police men, there national guard officers, any leader needs a personale ptrotection swuad of 3 milion soldiers uhh guard minimum

😂

日本語のコメントを見て安心しました。ポーランドを戦車で耕しに行くくだりが最高に皮肉が効いてて笑いました。

私も日本語のコメントを見て安心しました！

@@user-hq7sz5fp8u ﾖｶｯﾀｰ

ちなみになんの動画が好き？

@@user-hq7sz5fp8u なんかポーランドボールって海外発祥だから日本人じゃ笑えないかもと思っていましたがこの動画のように日本人である私も笑える作品が多くて最高です。

Mr. Worldwide

The treads on the tractors are there to turn over farmland in Poland don't worry

Our tractors need those guns, the wildlife here is crazy.

まさかbgmがアークナイツのシラクザーノってことを知ってる人が居ることに感激

Well, they're not wrong...

That's a Later variant of the Panzer IV.

@@justaplayer94 thanks for correcting me.

@@polishscribe674 For reference tiger 1s were much larger and had a more box like hull design then the Panzer IV in the video as well as it's tracks being much larger with an interleaving suspension design which looks a lot different then leaf spring design in the Panzer 4s tracks. (Or well for this later version of the Panzer 4 so that part depends on the model if I remember right but neither design looks anything like the Tiger 1 tank)

@@justaplayer94 Correct, its a Panzer IV F2 specifically, it has the long 75mm but no smoke grenade launchers like the G and no add on side and turret armor like the H and J.