"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself." By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player. Skywars players.

“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”

Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling. Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.

Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.

"Your son has started a zombie outbreak" "What did he really do?" "He brought an ant in the class."

And he never posted again. We can only assume that the 8 year old girls got to him. He will be remembered. F in the chat.

Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.

Techno “breaths”. Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries

Heccin school systems. One time I got in in trouble for saying "yea" as a response to a teacher.

Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!” Techno’s Parents: “He did!?” Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”

We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"

May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him

School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN Past Techno: what how Parents: yeah okay Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS

"Lots of character development" The character development: Perry grew taller.

I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace

“You can’t run away from all your problems. Not when they have enderpearls.” -Technoblade

“Your son, he hacked into a US military base and nuked 5 countries.” “What did he actually do?” “He touched someone when playing tag”

As someone who was once an eight year old girl, I can confirm, they are absolute DEMONS.

Rest in peace technoblade you will never be forgotten, you were my childhood inspiration

First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect. RIP Technoblade never dies.

Young techno: *breathes* School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡 techno now: a minecraft nerd

Man, it's always hard to revisit these memories when you know that the legend has passed. May you now 1v1 god, rest easy techno.

Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.

School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school" Parents: "What did he really do?" School: He shared food with his classmate

“Your son poisoned the school lunch food” “What did he really do” “Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”

Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.

I discovered technoblade in January 2024. (I was late to the Minecraft game… and I’m an old millennial). Since then, I’ve been catching his videos whenever they pop up on my feed. This kid was a legend. How do you miss a guy that you hadn’t even heard of until after he was gone?

When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.

Techno 4 years ago; you think I’m gonna fight a 8 year old girl? Techno now: I’ve fought many babies and they were tremendously easy to defeat

still makes me laugh, thank you techno, we love you, all of us

“I’m going to barricade my room and hope they spare my life” -Technoblade 2017

True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.

frist!!1!!1!

I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!

We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much

America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper

A website was blocked on my schools wifi. I tried to get to the form to get it unblocked, but, as it turns out, the website with the form is blocked.

“Can’t run away form your problems not when they have ender pearls” -Teachnoblade R.I.P We miss you.

I came back to this video, its one of the funniest videos i remember from techno

“They’re 1 foot tall” “I’m 12 times taller then them” So techno is 12 feet tall “I’m like 4 feet taller then them” Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall

"You can't run away from all of your problems when they have ender pearls" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

Good times! Rest in peace techno we will never forget you!🕊️

Your videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. You will always be in our hearts.

Techno: accidentally steps on another kid’s foot The school: M U R D E R

teacher: if you're getting bullied come see me also teacher: not my problem lmao

This is one of my favorites, hurts to watch it, but glad I have it to remember him.

"You can't run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls" -Technoblade 2017

8 year old boys: are 1' tall Technoblade: is 12x taller Technoblade: is 12' tall Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls 8 year old girls: are 8' tall i should be a math teacher

The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip " His parents : " No what did he actually do " The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "

This man is a legend rest in peace

I always loved watching these old Skywars/Bedwars commentary videos where techno talks about his life, and beats up children and nerds with funny strategies, like how he made elaborate plans to kill two campers in bedwars, and when he made a house in skywars to destroy nerds. RIP

thank you youtube recommended for showing me this gem

One time I got in trouble for "bullying" a kid because I was singing the same song as him and he told the teacher I was "copying him"

“You can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have enderpearls” -Technoblade

He spent more time replicating the word “hey” than describing one of his by the sound of it best friends

In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade

"Technokid blew up the entire school" "What did he really do" "He looked at me funny when I said mineplex"

techno then : fighting 8 year old techno now : fighting GOD

"You cant run away from all your problems. Now when they have enderpearls" That's so true Also Rest In Peace Techno

Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems... Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth... ... not when they have ender pearls”

I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".

“You can’t run away from all your problems, when they have ender pearls” -Technoblade, 2017

watching this after the news....rest in peace.

Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved. Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.

young technoblade: laughs at a joke elementary school teachers: he caused WWIII

Rest In Peace Technoblade this is one of the first videos I ever watched on your channel even if you can’t read comments I will remember his channel as long as I can

Who else is watching throwback videos after hearing the news😭

Teacher to Perry was like: how dare you get bullied! Thats a 1 week suspension for you young man!

Alternate title: Technoblade talks about 8 year old girls and how he can easily throw kids

I’ve been rewatching techno videos recently farewell techno well miss you

lol the beginging tho, when he was like "I'm just gonna baracade myself in my room and hope they spare me" and the stuff like that just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

“Can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls” -Techno Tzu

Group of 8 year olds: We will beat you up Techno: *Yeet the Children*

Rip techno , hope u rest in peace.

Rest easy.

As a person with a younger sister, I can confirm everything he said about 8 year old girls

School: He burned down the school. Reality: He saw a cigarette on the ground during recess.

My school was sometimes like this. They say your gone, but you will never truly die

13:11 it's a school think they punish you for fighting back

One time we were having a presentation from a guest speaker about a thing and our teacher told us that we were only allowed to ask questions and no storytelling (yknow when you mention your own experiences) and we were like "okay." So my bff ended up mentioning that "oh yeah I've been there" and i was like ooo shes gonna get detention and then i realized the presenter wasn't mentioning an important detail so i tried bein sneaky about it by forming it as a question like "oh hey, doesnt [thing] happen whenever [blah blah]?" And the presenter is like "yeah that's right!" And hella elaborates. Later its time for recess and our teacher pulls me and my bff aside and is like "You two told stories during the presentation. Timeout of recess." And i am completely shook. I was the angel kid who never got in trouble and when the class was punished, i usually wasnt bc they knew i was such a well behaved all A's student, y'know? So we get to recess and its our literature teacher supervising. Im pretty close with this teacher and so we sit at the bench with her and shes like "???? How did *you two* end up here??" And we explained it to her and she gets this aghast look on her face and says "That's ridiculous, you guys go play." So boom. Happy ending.

This reminded me of the good old days in kindergarden when we would tell on a friend that pushed somebody and they would hide like he was on FBI’s Most Wanted list

Even after his tragic death I still watch this video at-least once every 3 months.

Rest in peace king you will never be forgotten. This was the first video I saw of tech I was 6 years old. He changed my life and always will be my childhood hero.❤

*Tickles friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt

I remember my friend in elementary was categorized by our teachers as a bully (even tho he was the one getting bullied) and pretty much got blamed for anything that goes wrong in our school and one time he even got so injured he couldn't use his legs for a solid hour cos some girl pushed him in a fish pond full of bugs and had to get carried everywhere and he still got called the bully in the situation so the parents got wind of this and basically yelled at the principal and switched schools the next year. Years later i found out the principal basically told his mom that they thought he looked like a thug and he didn't get good grades that's why they kept hating on him. So elementary for buff looking kids must suck alot

this was one of my favourite videos from techno... rest in peace, blood god. you are missed

School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here Parents: What did he really do? School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends

Techno is the most feared in the dream smp but he is scared of 8 year olds to the point that he barricades himself in a room

Ah the joy this man brought to the world.

Hard to watch these videos nowadays, but they still bring me joy with only a hint of sadness.

"Your son blew up 10 doors" "What did he really do" "He walked slightly fast in the halls"

"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars” “What did he actually do?” "A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"

Rest in heaven my blood god

I watched this while grinding killing spiders in Skyblock. I got like all of his commentaries and put it on a playlist and put it on loop, RIP Techno. You never die.

I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”

"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object" "What did he actually do?" "He picked up a pencil from the floor"

This is one of my favorite video and interesting story to listen to. Time to go back and watch a lot of school skywars stories!

this was the first technoblade video i watched, rest in peace

Techno's School: He is stabbing orphans as we speak! Techno's Parents: What did he really do? Techno's School: He... He's playing Minecraft Techno's Parents: OH NO!