"They are just so adorable, I want to hug them, but then I would get banned for cross teaming, so I just stab them for coins" -Technoblade

Once my 7th grade social studies teachers said "now, I'm a reasonable person" and the entire class started laughing

I have a physics teacher who is a triplet, imagine the horror when I see 3 of them wandering around town together

"I'm sorry there wasn't a video yesterday." Everyone now: You guys got daily videos? We get monthly ones if we're lucky enough!

*it's 56* "well now, consult with your grou-" *turns to group* "it's 56"

"Imagine me now, but instead of having a will to live, I'd be really good at the violin." -Technoblade 2k17

my teacher once said "now we're going to do a group project, so partner up with a friend.... if you have one, that is." i feel targeted

I think its hilarious that all of technos comments are from drastically different times, because us viewers rewatch old videos because hes allergic to uploading.

When you were talking about school i remembered i had homework, i owe you my life

Now people cant call hacks. Its all just the chair

11:12 three years later, you achieved your dream and commentated on a wild Dream building a dirt shack in the midst of harsh snowy plains

I mean, my lunch teacher admitted she hated children and literally slapped one of my friends in the middle of lunch. I think she got fired

The though of his teacher saying: Technoblade, did you turn in your notebook? is hilarious

"Hell is real. I look up, and there's two of them." 😂

i was fully expecting his school mascot to be a caterpillar

“The school Admins” Somebody has been playing too much skywars

Technoblade's brain: Hmm which should be the title, middle school stories, or watchdog does a thing? Technoblade: Yes

TAPL RAID FROM DYING STREAM

This will forever be my favorite techno vid. Rest in Peace techno

This was the first Technoblade video I watched and got me hooked on his content, I would watch his videos over and over and it’s really sad to see him go. RIP Technoblade you will be missed. ❤️

Techno: *looks up* there's 2 teachers Techno: hell is real Me: they're multiplying

3:47 Techno: It’s America you can sue people for everything Me: don’t you mean it’s the Sue.S.A

"Imagine me now, but instead of having a will to live, I'd be really good at the violin." -Technoblade We need to hear him play one day, TechnoViolin

You ever wonder what it would be like if Techno's teachers actually called him Technoblade

Jake we need to work on our school assignment Shut up Nerd, I got poisoned by a caterpillar

Technoblade: I'm not good at pvp Also Technoblade: 2:10

1:58 he’s very good at the violin... wow if any of you came here after watching the Sad-ist animation of the sunsprite eulogy, passerine, he actually plays the violin, and wow sad-ist is seriously spot on

"Its like the battle of the Iron axes" You'd be surprised

"I'm sorry there wasn't a video yesterday" techno are you ok

woah watchdog does things all my reports get closed by watchdog and they're all blatant this isn't right

Pov: your watching all of techno's old skywars videos.

11:46 I caught a Fish had me crying of laughter.

when techno plays.... Noobs When i play ..... Mini Taybers

Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short Hellooooooo, well that was pretty short

“imagine me now, but instead of having a will you live i’d be really good at violin” 👁👁

2:10 murders 5 people “so anyway my parents were mad at the school”

You should make a series of this - "My depressing life from many many years ago"

Technoblade is the biggest bully on Skywars. And it's hilarious XD

"...but instead of having a will to live I was really good at the violin." I laughed so hard.

I love how techno’s titles are blatantly honest and literally zero percent clickbait and yet more effective than clickbait

"You have eight people that can make this many hamburgers an hour" -TechnoBlade

11:56 "the players never get old" 2020: they did

Man, Idk why but I love hearing the Stories Techno has, they're just great and entertaining.

2:00 this man just won a 1v3 while talking about the difficulty of getting into an advanced math class in middle school. What a legend.

*Technoblade in 2017:* Sorry about that i missed an upload yesterday *Technoblade in 2018:* eh, i missed an upload last 4 months, but nobody cares anyways. EDIT: thanks to epic gamer for telling me to change it to 2018!

"well that was pretty short"

Im 34 and love just hearing this dude stories while cleaning my house. My son watches him for his awesome pvp skills. Content for all!

"exept all the teachers i have currently if you're watching please let me graduate" - Technoblade 2017

techno: i got a new chair that can roll pewd: but can it do this ?

Technoblade, I'm 22 and I have a degree in economics; I don't even remember elementary school. I find your content unrelatable and I expect you to talk about financing a mortgage based on the combined income of two emotionally unstable part-time workers who make slightly more than the minimum wage in Ontario, Canada.

Technoblade: You could sue someone for anything Someone: I’m gonna sue you for suing me

“Technoblade never dies” he I’ll always live in our hearts and memories. He really did so much even posting through his hard times and did so much for the Minecraft community. We’ll miss him. ❤️

Technoblade: "so yall like my ellamentary stories so im going to tell ya about middle school stories!" Me: "we have been bamboozled!"

Watch dog: *does anything* Techoblade: Incredible Job!!

7:00 me when techno finally uploads: Oh hellooooo *10 mins later* Well that was pretty short

Why is it so funny when someone walks off the map and then techno slowly brings his mouse down lol

I love how he casually flexes his ender dragon and always leaves it in after a match ends and no one notices lmao the genius on this man is next level, narcissism incarnate and amazing to watch

“When you wiggle the wrong way it sounds like a fArT”

this was one of the first videos by you i watched. i loved your way of telling stories and your sense of humor and just everything about you. you were the only youtuber to have ever made me feel this way. i miss you so much techno.

"This chair, this this this chair it doesn't make our strafes better, and when ye wiggle in the wrong way it sounds like fart"

Technoblade thinking one bad substitute is enough: *there is another*

My principal in middle school spent most of his time using twitter, fantasy football, and he would steal my food.

"i looked up and saw two of them and thought 'hell is real'" has me dead

"And when u wiggles it in the wrong direction it sounds like a fart" -Technoblade Feb 21, 2017

8:40 I can explain that feeling, a burning tingle in your forehead your teeth starts to go numb and you feel like you just saw the end of the world.

How do u play games where everyone is garbage and thinks they r in a lets play but when I play skywards it's the mlg try hands skywards 24/7 people targeting me

Watching this again really hits hard but it give me so many memories. Thanks you Alex for always being there for us and making funny videos to make us laugh I hope you are in a better place . Rest in peace king 👑🐷💖🕊️

This is my last year of middle school. Thanks for helping me survive techno

I'm showing your thumbnails to an art gallery one day, they're beautiful

Every Skywars KZfaqrs: *Gets noobs* Me: *Gets professional Badlion players*

Technoblade: Talking about math classes and school Also Technoblade: casually kills 4 people without a care in the world

I failed my math test and I asked her why and she said “well you did all the questions right... but you did not do it how I wanted you to”

As Being A Middle Schooler In Advanced Classes I Can Tell You, When I Was First Going To A New School And Asked For No Advanced Mathematics (Because I Don’t Like Doing Hard Work) And They Said The Gave Me Normal Mathematics, So I Look On My Schedule Paper And Look To 4th Period, And It Sais... *Advanced Mathematics* So Now I’m An Upset 6th Grader With Advanced Mathematics.

I have a challenge you should do Change the name of all armor to something like Iron Helmet Change the skin of all the armor to an Iron Helmet

Rest in peace. Fly high, king.

I like the part where he said “well that was pretty short.”

im too busy focusing on the skywars gameplay than him talking lmao.

OMG 😲 Techno says sorry for not uploading a video wake me up

Rip Techno, Middle school stories.

I watched this during middle school hw, thanks for telling me about middle school, I miss you everyday.

The video starts at 0:00

You see my school did something called “teachers get to decide the questions” so whenever there was A bad question are teacher just gave it to us

11:10 In that moment we can see future, just this player as a dream.

At the time I'm watching this, Techno hit 15m subs! Congrats! I just wish he was here to see it. Thanks for making so many people happy! (such as me.) R.I.P technoblade.

If it makes you feel any better I broke my leg in 5th grade and I have a high pain tolerance becuse earlyer that year I was very sick and after I was better I had severe stomach pain for a few months so that built up my pain tolerance so when I broke my leg the combination of my high pain tolerance and adrenaline curved the pain so it o oh hurt a bit and when I stopped feeling pain I kept the idea going that I broke my leg so when I went to the doctor they scanned my leg but where I broke the bone can’t be xrayed so they had to send me to a bunch of specialists at this point there was no pain whatsoever so when I went to shcool in a boot cast (not offical cast givin from hospital) I kept taking it off becuse it was really uncomfortable and my teacher didn’t realize that wearing a 5 pound weight on a broken leg would feel uncomfortable so she thought I was faking and the next day I came in with a real cast and the look on her face was priceless turns out the leg was broken I just didn’t know anyway I hated that teacher and at the end of the year evreyone was crying and saying goodbye and hugging the teacher and I was sitting there with my broken leg thinking about how cheese is stale not rotten and evreyone was crying a river into the teacher there faces where beet red I was just sitting there thinking about cheese and when she called out to me “bye crispy I’ll mis u have a good summer try to heal ur leg” I went “hm oh yea bye” and evreyone was just in the ground creating rivers and I just go hm oh yea bye ... needles to say it was a special class I was in for no reason and I hated evreyone in the class

RIP techno the legend will never die

Techno is the only person who can 1v4 while talking about math classes

Our schools mascot was a bridge. Not any important/specific bridge, just a random bridge that didnt exist in real life. The mooto was like "Building bridges to your success" or something. (Even though many of the kids who went there were not successful at all.)

The most mlg name is Xx_9999_xX_YT use this name to your advantage

Technoblade: talks about school animals as a scary thing Me:laughs in how my schools thing first was the butterflies and then became weather.

These stories making me smile again even 5 years later :) Thank you Techno We will miss you

i'm early let me make a joke: watchdog actually doing something

11:39 That's all you need to know.

Techno: it’s 56. Teacher: well now consult it with your grou- techno: turns around. It’s 56. *turns back* everyone in unison : it’s 56.

Technoblade's teacher: brings her twin sister Techno: This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

Technoblade did not get a free thumbnail and did not want to spend money to get one so he had to make his own thumbnail. But still, 10/10 thumbnail

7:31 I Would love to have teachers that call me by youtube names

Quotes By technoblade: if I throw enough ender pearls I'll teleport faster

Watching this after his death and now I realized how much I really miss him. RIP king

4:32 technobusiness is not real, he cannot hurt u