It's amazing how the Chaplain is the same throughout the branches.

I spent 8 years in the army and this is the most accurate military chaplain impression ever! 🤣🤣🤣

Can confirm. Knew a chaplain who was an ex navy seal and despite having probably killed people with his thumbs he was the chillest and kindest guy ever.

The chap is never, EVER in his office. True Story

I swear it always throws us off when chap walks in, we’re used to yelling and being assholes to each other so when someone walks in and talks nice to us it throws us off so much

This was my chaplain when he found out I was the battalion atheist. "So, you know.. we have snacks after service..in case you want to, i dont know. Come on down and give it a try." Me thinking: is he trying to bribe me with skittles? Him thinking: I must save this lost soul!

Story time. I had 3 chaplains in my life that weren't your average people. 1) Chaplain Appleton a Lt. Col via the USMC ranks, idk Navy, dude was a Combat Engineer for 18 years, apart of the initial push for both wars, 3 CARs, Purple Hearts, and like 2 Bronze Stars. Dope man, his assistant told us a story about his legal issue one year where he went to visit a FP and they took contact, he ran ammo, helped call in 9 lines, and when the 240 gunner got hit he rendered aid and manned the gun until the enemy was stopped. Great guy. 2) Father David, prior religious assistant, the Chaplains body guard. He stacked bodies and had a CAR because his convoy got ambushed by some royal guard unit during the first push in Iraq I think, and his Chaplain got hit, along with the vic commander. He held Jedi religious services. We meditated, beat each other with lightsabers and even had Jedi/ Sith battles. He was a black belt in MCMAP and would throw down "In the name of the lord." His favorite line was "Boys, it's time for a fucking crusade." 3) Chaps Carpenter, prior door kicker for a 3 letter agency, became their Chaplain, then transfered to the Navy, got assigned to a Army/ Navy joint SF unit. Then assigned to Raider battalion in 2010, came to me in 2019, no idea who he was but he stepped into the MCMAP pit and donned the gear for baton training and took on my 3 instructors and held them off pretty decently. "The lord wants dangerous men. He needs them for the fight against evil. So bluntly, we don't want pussies in our Corps." The last speech he gave before I got out.

It's the voice for me. The video is on point.🤣🤣

They always ask the people in the office. While the marines that actually hate their lives are out in this heat😮‍💨😮‍💨

That hey how are you and the awkward shoulder touch while fake laughing is on point hahaha

Man this is legit from my experiences. There was one exception as this guy was a former combat arms Soldier so he was a bit more rough around the edges. Chaplains aren't authorized to carry weapons (their assistants do) but this dude had a small knife on his person that he can do some sick moves with. He also carried something like a machete "just in case"

Man, use to have chaps that was a rabbi and that dude was hilarious and could run like the wind. Good memories 👌

BRO THE HAND SHAKING AT THE END I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY OUR CHAPLAIN

one of the last things that stayed with me ( I'm old school , MCRD Hollywood, Sept- Nov 1971, Plt 3098 ) that my SDI told us, was that if we ever came across "things" that you knew were total BS, and was certain was not gonna be "resolved", when all else fails, and as a last resort... go tell the chaplain... "because even the Commandant isn't about to mess with the chaplain" ! Luckly, for me, it never came to that, and those words came back when the flick "Causualties of War" came out.

That fist shake as he was walking away 😂 classic chaps

Even the body language was spot on! Hahaa

At least chaplains are some of the best people in the army tbh.

God bless the Chaplain Corps in all military branches! These guys have an incredibly important role in our military and I thank them for their service!🇺🇸

You got promoted, Congrats big dog. That Rockers a whole new game, you set now.

Our chaplain is more hyper and looked like he could shaolin punch the tracks off a tank. Coolest guy ....one of the coolest guys I knew.

He did his good deed for the day

Good to see it is the same throughout all the branches. 🤣

Lmfao the “hmmmMMMmmmmMmmm ✊✊” as he’s walking away 😂😂

I love seeing my Chaplain😂😂

Was in the army that rifle line might be the most accurate thing I've ever heard I swear our chaplain said the same thing word for word 😂

As an aspiring chaplain this gonna be me…

bruh im in the army this is too fucking accurate lmfaooo

I’m an Army chaplain and I hate how accurate this is 😂

Our chaplain holding Sunday service standing on a rock in the delta corridor preaching to a captive audience. Those who know, know😊😊

Got to love the chaplains Their support too. RPs and Chaplain's assistants too.

My last chaps at my last unit before I got out was a previous combat infantryman, got out went to school and came back in. Dude was a bad ass and amazing dude. Really helped a lot off guys in my unit. You know how sick af it is to be on a movement and you look over to see chaps right there sucking along everyone. Shit was dope.

That's how it was in Okinawa on camp foster and camp kinser and Hansen

I wish I could tag my chaplain in this, great guy but this is pretty on point

This tells me chaplains in all branches are the same.

This is spot on! AF Chap exactly the same.

They Always Happy

The nicest anyone will ever be to anyone else in uniform

RP on terminal leave and if this had been posted a few weeks ago I would have shown this to my Chaps.

Hell yeah man, spot on.

They Are The Nicest People Ever🤣

Holy 💩 spot on!

OMG! SSgt. you nailed it.

And they can smoke you just as quick as any other officer can. Don't mistake lol

Still got the same couch at 9th since I was there 2011-2014 lmfao I winder if they still have my PFC promotion cert in the duty desk lmao

I can so relate. Most of the time we spend humbling them more than any value they have to us. Bootcamp they had value, but the rest of the 4 years... "We got a chaplain? Since when? Where is he at?"

My neighbor vet marine told us stories about his service each time he comes over and he told us once about a chaplain who only became a chaplain by his fathers wish and would always watch the guys target shoot and run their courses and whenever it was dark he would come around chill with them and admire them for being “true men” the chaplain later dropped out of the marines and now works as a mechanic back in his home town

Dead accurate. Lol.

Nailed it!

I so mess with ya brother..so spot on! the voice and words used so 👌

Oh wow. My pop was a chaplain in Korea and Nam. He seemed to have a little more tuff time than this.

Very Accurate 😂😂😂😂

🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯

Rah Chappy

Your chaps either has a personality like this, or has a ribbon stack as high as his body stack was in Iraq. I've had a chaplain who was an 03 in the first push into Iraq, he got out and missed his Marines and found his spot in ministry. Another chaplain I had was a prior combat engineer who got out and was employed by a certain "agency" and went back into the reserves to continue his military and religious journey.

Lmao i love this dude

This is so perfect.

I'm going in as a Chaplain. Just completed Meps last week. Not too many lady Chaps, lol.

100% accurate. "awll-raw-ight..awll raw-ight".

Never met an American Chaplain but had one that scared every man jack of an Infantry battalion, he was ex-Spanish legion or something. Had another RAF chaplain join us on a jolly and ended up holding a shield in a base line, good times.

This is very accurate sir!

You forgot the RP. Lol If the Chaplain is weird, imagine a random guy behind him smiling and saying nothing the whole time. The RP is the Chaplains bodyguard by the way.

The pat/high five gets me.

It was always a culture shock to meet a chaplain not a single one of them ever made a big deal about customs and courtesies it gave me alot of anxiety dealing with other service members who were far too casual with them.

Spot on 💯🤣🤣🤣

So, even the Corp has chaplains like this. 😅

Bruh 😂😂 the accuracy

This is hilarious and so accurate in the army

I had one who had literal war stories. 😅 He told the story with the softest voice ever.

You forgot the part where they all have dark stories before they were chaplains lol

Get some staff sergeant

I know a chaplain who wanted to get on a remote weapon system in Afghanistan.. he said "I don't think It breaks the rules" he also said "it's never a war crime the first time"

I hope I live up to this when I get to be a chaplain…

Sky Pilot

On point

My Chaplin was prior recon.Not gonna lie ki da wish the Corps let our Chaplins carry Like the rangers

Have a nice week bro

Soooo f'ing true!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

100% on point!

How do they ALL have the same personality😂😂😂😂

These chaplain be bussing skulls only the almighty can tell me otherwise ..Semper FI Marines

They all have the same voices lol

I knew a chaplain who lat moved/mustanged from 1/3 in MCBH. He was a 0331 with a purple heart, like 3 CARs from Iraq and Afghanistan, dude was a badass.

This is it. Perfect!

Holy Fork. Been out since 2008. To a fricken T bro. Hahaha. The only difference with our company battalion Chap. was if you were crying or hurt during an exercise and he knew you were catholic he would tell you “God, is watching, he doesn’t want sissy Marines guarding his pearly gates, so man up Marine”. Hahaha 😂 he

Isn’t this kingdom hearts music?? Lol

then somehow find out he dropped 15 bodies in OIF 1

LMFAO! Facts

Reminds me of agent Florida.

I once had a chap that used to be a Marine grunt and had a stack bigger than my SgtMaj and he'd clearly been through and seen some stuff. Stacking bodies for the lord lol

Consider reading the book by Army Chaplain Francis Sampson, Look Out Below, A Story of the Airborne by a Paratrooper Padre.

Boo, I came for the chaplin who stacked bodies back in the day

So true

Chaplains are the best 😎😎

why does the bear only have one head?

Why is it always so awkward?!?!?,

I could never take a young chaplain seriously.

I spent 4 years at Fort Carson and NEVER once saw the Chaplain. They are like Warrant Officers: mythical beings.

-precedes to tell you about the time they ripped 50 people's faces off in battle-

Chaplin assistant wouldn’t be that be that bad. I hear they get to carry a gun because the chaplains aren’t allowed to. They get to do some of the cool stuff.

I should be a Chaplin