I love him. His bluntness is refreshing

“it’s not a toy”

he kinda gives me if Santa was a normal guy..

It frightens me how nonchalant and emotionless he is ✋

Zach: "do you ever hook yourself up to this thing and and ask yourself questions in the mirror?" John: " *...its not a toy* "

Plot twist he's actually been hooked up to a lie detector for 7 years and forgot how to take it off so his bluntness is mandatory in order to tell the truth.

Imagine how weird it would be if there was a different polygrapher in a video

Whenever I see people do stuff like this with him I always feel bad for him because of how much he hates his job and how he has to deal with this kind of stuff. When he did it with Bobby Burns and Shane Dawson he actually kinda enjoyed himself (only because of Shane's mom though)

He doesn't hate his job He hates youtubers

I think he just hates KZfaqrs 😂 can’t really blame him 💀

I might have an explanation: He doesn't hate his job, he keeps his emotions/reactions down so the person being tested doesn't react to him.

He's endearing and precious and we must protect him at all costs

*makes sense, he uses lie detectors 24/7 he has learned the art of being emotionless so the the detector cant detect his lies*

I mean i would get annoyed with all these people filming me and talking about "got that like button" but maybe thats me !?! Love the video

Honestly, John is a whole MOod.

Lol he’s just like Ron from parks and recreation

John has been dead inside longer than you've been alive

i wanna walk up to this man and scream I LOVE YOU and hug him and watch his emotionless response

He seemed like he was enjoying himself when he was with shane and others and that speaks volume omg

I think they’re holding John hostage and the youtubers just borrow him like a rental dvd

*He looks like me when I get to class.*

If I went from dealing with life altering clients that involved possibilities of lifetime in jail to kids playing games with their friends who make a redic amount of money doing so I would be just as thrilled lol

Finally someone said something about him😀

This is more like when you hate your life, but you mom's still alive, so you're not ready for the sweet release of death. feelsbadman

He is actually very sweet he just has that personality where he doesn't wear a mask like everyone else. He doesn't put on a show for anyone. He is very straight forward. I like him.

It's so refreshing to watch him. Like, he is real and not a fake persona for views like the youtubers. Bless this man.

he just seems impatient and that he wants them to be done and over with lol

He just looks like he is regretting all of his life decisions

Lol. I don’t know why, but I love him now!!!

some have ᵖᵒᵒᵖᵉᵈ their pants.

"It's not a toy." 🤣 That was my favorite.

It's interesting... I don't ever see people that behave like him, his bluntness is pleasant.

Lol I hate my job and it doesn’t pay well

Give this man a vacation

His bluntness is due to having seen so many lies that he’s unable to be anything other than direct and authentic.

he acts like my mother.

This feels like a Parks and Recreation episode.

I've never seen somebody hate their job so much that they hate people in return. No personality and he acts like a robot. What a miserable person but at least it pays well.

first time i'd pay to see someone smile

This channel is everything. 😂😂😂😂Thank you

"It's not a toy." OMG I lost it, hahahahahahaha

I’ve been rocking with John since he was doing the Lie Detector series on All Def Digital. He kills me 😂 now those clips? Are hilarious

Ahahaha he’s so funny , he reminds me of my grandpa

We stan an unimpressed legend

This man is literally me if I had to hang out with pissy, rich KZfaqrs and people in general.

He always has this personality lol I think he's just over it. He used to do polygraph tests even back in the day for reality tv shows like flavor of love

The blunt ass “its not a toy” fucking kills me 😂😂😂

I've just graduated from college and up until recently whenever I met someone who had a bubbly personality I felt I had to reciprocate. But I knew that's not my personality and it always came off as fake. I'd much rather be like this guy. It's important to be polite but also to be true to yourself.

This guy is a whole ass mood

This guy is my spirit animal

i just wanna give him a hug

he gives me a vibe that he's had to use it for awful situations and they're making a joke of it

I feel like he’s the human equivalent of Grumpy Cat.

Damn I felt that when John said: 😐

He kind of seems like what "Drunk Uncle " from A SNL would be like before got drunk.

I love John. I want him to be my friend so we can just chill and hate life together.

real life Ron Swanson

he is so relatable, i love him

That earring is just the straw that broke the camel's back.

what a mad lad. Love the rotten stare he gave some of those boys. rly funny.

Finally someone did a compilation on this thicc polygraphing queen! 💅✨

he is my monday to friday mood

someone get this man to smile PLEASE

Polygraph dude knows HOW TO HIDE EMOTIONS

I think his boss already took his soul when he was in the interview.

Basically Santa retiring

omfg im so glad someone made this i love this man

I fucking love him

He's so iconic though omg

he knows all the tea omg

I noticed he always seemed careless🤣

i loved his face, boy it's priceless

He's so iconic😂❤

He’s just in a bad mood because he’s saving his happiness for his reindeer at Christmas

This is the video I have long awaited for and it did not disappoint😂 I see this man in litterally every KZfaqrs video. First video I ever saw him in was on All Def Digital, I knew he was gonna be a star from then on :')

1:01 he said that shit like a fucking law and order intro I can't stop laughing

This dude is my mood.

this video is the definition of a mood.

**what has my life become** 😂😂

I remember John from the try guys

BAHAHAHAHA THE END “it’s not a toy.”

We must protect him at all costs 👑

I love this guy's attitude. He's real. Not everyone has to be a soy boy instagram metrosexual.

*I'll be honest, this dude is the biggest yeeting mood to ever exist*

awe he looks so sad, it breaks my heart, i hope hes making all that cash

nobody: not a freaking soul: him: "i'm john , i've been a polygraph examiner for 30 years now, and i've tested over 10,000 people. "

John is my spirit animal

I feel like this guy is how most of the country would react to these coastal vloggers

some people tell me this is how i treat everyone and i've never noticed i did until now.

I LOVE THIS GUY HES SO FUNNY AND I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE

This video should actually be called: "When normal people interact with obnoxious Vloggers"

Sounds like me, an emotionless psychopath.

Nathan For You lie detector guy!! Lmfao

My fave is the 2 sets of “Ive been a polygraph examiner for over 30 years I’ve tested over 10 thousand people” lmfao

I literally have been thinking about how displeased this guy looks and I LOVE it

The Ron Swanson of lie detectors.

How is that exactly me at work 😂😂

finally someone made a video about him we needed a moment to appreciate him

the subtitute in my class be like

we love JOHN!!! lmao 😍