White Kids Don’t Stand a Chance at a Piñata Party

White Kids Don’t Stand a Chance at a Piñata Party - Al Madrigal

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4 жыл бұрын

Al Madrigal shares how Mexican party supply stores get around licensing laws and describes a piñata party attended by kids who aren’t allowed to eat sugar.
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@tacotacotington3638 4 жыл бұрын

The point of a piñata is to teach kids if they want something in life, they better be ready to fight for it

@VianneyCreates 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, let's go with that! LOL!

@MsMookalate 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@josefermin7461 4 жыл бұрын

that was beautiful ese

@Long_Live_T4C0 4 жыл бұрын

Pinatas are my way of handling my stress and angst. That and Mexican candy.

@Yaboii149 4 жыл бұрын

Well said, Taco Tacotington

@paulafloresportillo4309 3 жыл бұрын

Piñata time is when you don’t share your candies with your own family members, you don’t even recognize them while you're grabbing the candies. The adrenaline is at another level 😌😁😏😂

@SCSilk 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like women at weddings during the bouquet toss.

@alexchavez3244 2 жыл бұрын

@@SCSilk Fr they will fight to the death 😂💀

@rynehall9990 2 жыл бұрын

I once brought a pinata to a party-imagine my surprise when I was told it didn't come with stuff inside, I had to supply it myself...disaster averted only because I supplied an axe and paintball gun for attacking said pinata

@Bioriah 3 жыл бұрын

If we were ever forced to share candy we gave them the worst candy we didn’t want😂

@frostbite4806 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@the_real_idoit8166 2 жыл бұрын

That strawberry candy lmao

@facundomiranda3391 4 жыл бұрын

Im latino from Argentina and when i was a chubby kid and there was a piñata i transformed myself in a diabetic Hulk in a few seconds.

@t3up220 4 жыл бұрын

😂😭😭😂

@markelkhatib2524 4 жыл бұрын

Ummm I want to hear more of your jokes

@MsMookalate 4 жыл бұрын

Tell me more

@Charlierose214 4 жыл бұрын

OMFG 💀😂💀😂

@humbertogarcia1491 3 жыл бұрын

You won't like him when his blood sugars low. Always keep a few fun sized snickers on you at all times.

@Troll_vs. 4 жыл бұрын

Cant lie stacy the splunker sounds fire. Goes into caves and explains the composition of the earth how it works and by default history via artifacts,lost treasures, and cave paintings as well as the ocean looking through underwater caves

@claireshields4079 4 жыл бұрын

SubOptimal Sage but she speaks Korean 😂

@SailHatinSoap 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@xaqueus 4 жыл бұрын

Soap Suds I’m the bat I’m the bat I’m the bat I’m the bat I’m the baaaaaat!

@jaredknapp6832 4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't build rocket ships but he reads at a high level. You know... Single mom...

@stevel.2759 3 жыл бұрын

That was me lol single mom gang

@successpopoola5733 3 жыл бұрын

I was that kid 👧

@shiningvictory7060 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevel.2759 Single mom be gangsters but not really more like doctors and lawyers.

@abiigarciiav 3 жыл бұрын

In my family piñata time is wild, everyone will get in the middle of the fight for the candy's, uncles, aunties, kids, cousins, it looks like a pack of dogs fighting in the middle of the patio, it's awesome

@ceciliasoto5094 4 жыл бұрын

can we talk about how he's the spanish pocket elf from wizards of waverly place??? LMAO

@Angie-et5gq 4 жыл бұрын

Cecilia Soto you mean Hispanic? Spanish would mean he’s from Spain.

@Angie-et5gq 4 жыл бұрын

Cecilia Soto you mean Hispanic? Spanish would mean he’s from Spain.

@Angie-et5gq 4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Hispanic? Spanish would mean he’s from Spain. It’s right in the word.

@ceciliasoto5094 4 жыл бұрын

@@Angie-et5gq no, i dont mean hispanic. hes the spanish pocket elf because hes a spanish language tutor in the show

@glowbirdsongs2120 4 жыл бұрын

Oml I looked it up and he is!

@fitojb 4 жыл бұрын

“¡Adiós, pendeja!” HAHAHA

@k4taraa 4 жыл бұрын

Literally everything he says is a joke, no explanations, I love it

@angel2641 3 жыл бұрын

As a Mexican this made me laugh so hard 💀

@slamminsammy941 4 жыл бұрын

Stacy the spelunker lol , I legit laughed so hard !!

@LeslieDugger 4 жыл бұрын

There are a string of those stores in downtown LA with some very creative interpretations of popular characters.

@Largepro21 4 жыл бұрын

💯

@SCSilk 3 жыл бұрын

And by Langer’s Deli.

@shittyshow 2 жыл бұрын

"Share your candy" in a piñata just kills the whole purpose XD I remember, it was an "all or nothing" moment. I swear I once saw a kid fly above me and land head first on a bunch of kids hunched over a pile of candy. It got pretty wild.

@johannsteve 4 жыл бұрын

This had me laughing so hard. That breastfeeding joke was pure comedic gold....

@LeBeren 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part as a kid was grabbing a conical (or limb) part of the pinata and collecting my candy in there. It was my fucking trophy and I wielded that like a viking.

@rubyboobie1448 Жыл бұрын

Same

@ChrisKidder 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha the ending was perfect! 😂😂😂 dying over here 🤣🤣🤣

@pearcehubbart3767 4 жыл бұрын

He makes me think of a latino Jeff Goldblum. If he said dinosaur aliens were coming I'd have to go along.

@hiccadoodledoo6545 4 жыл бұрын

We get piñatas at Easter. Adults get to hit it too.. As someone hits it we yell out what makes them angry. So it's like getting out your aggressions.

@dyliver 4 жыл бұрын

I remember always being the one who busted the piñata. Baseball taught me well

@Long_Live_T4C0 4 жыл бұрын

Nice one, esea...

@dyliver 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Martinez thanks vato

@Long_Live_T4C0 4 жыл бұрын

@@dyliver 👍

@zanyiakelly1982 4 жыл бұрын

"Like gazelles"

@1snorelax 4 жыл бұрын

That had me dying they jumped the fence like gazelles LMFAO 😂

@blahblahbleh3178 4 жыл бұрын

I'm from Miami and ALWAYS wanted a pinata. My sister got one for my nieces birthday and she invited one of her friends and her kids (their latinx) as soon as the pinata broke, the little girl dropped on the floor and scooped up EVERYTHING! 😂😂😂 it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

@msesthy 4 жыл бұрын

Random BookReviews 😂🤣

@Angie-et5gq 4 жыл бұрын

Latinos (especially Mexican kids) don’t play. Been doing it since they were 1 year old 😂

@dscjmc6513 4 жыл бұрын

You can still have a piñata. I’ve seen 30 year olds getting pinatas

@Bean_ina_Beanbag 3 жыл бұрын

Latino*

@ericktellez7632 2 жыл бұрын

Latino* no such thing as latinx

@DDoggy1224 4 жыл бұрын

His voice reminds me of Bob Menery for some reason

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Kids walking around the piñata. Hysterical. 🤪

@2ToTheDome 4 жыл бұрын

This is golden. Gotta know the lifestyle

@sharonhicks-jones5471 4 жыл бұрын

Great Set

@RNicolasRuvalcaba 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny bit!!! I don't know what it is about his face that reminds me of Gary Shandling.

@orilucio8098 4 жыл бұрын

Yo is this the guy who played the Mexican elf in wizards of waverly place?

@allend5399 4 жыл бұрын

Been a fan of his for years.

@ghfjfghjasdfasdf 4 жыл бұрын

😂 He is brilliant, I’m dead.

@dscjmc6513 4 жыл бұрын

I. Love. Piñatas !!! Best thing about my childhood

@xavierwolf4827 4 жыл бұрын

2:42 This had me crying

@Singlesoap 3 жыл бұрын

Lol this man just systematically ruined my childhood with that piñata : lynching comparison

@Nada.n82 4 жыл бұрын

Great job 😂.

@petergarcia8225 2 жыл бұрын

Store sounds perfect!

@egkaitouni 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is hilarious

@alexergas 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is great

@benjaminchen1964 4 жыл бұрын

Haha, didn't see that one coming!

@lesternantes8543 4 жыл бұрын

I knew it, he's the guy from Night School. Lol

@tazlinarhetoric4543 4 жыл бұрын

Incredible. Absolutely fascinating. See, this male comedian took a whole 5 minutes to get to his “I hate my wife” joke, whereas most male comedians only make it 2 minutes. 3, tops.

@gladiator_games 4 жыл бұрын

Lol this is funny and Steve O is funny too. 😊😊😊😊😆😆

@ktm4042 11 ай бұрын

As has been said here- a pinata teaches so many useful life skills!

@rummyrumrum 3 жыл бұрын

Spitting fax rn.

@DanielLopez-sw2dl 4 жыл бұрын

This video is just awesome

@johnpalac9108 2 жыл бұрын

Lol when I was a lil kid I didn't share but when I did I gave them the worst candy I didnt like haha

@GOM420 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@abifranco3641 3 жыл бұрын

There's no friends or family when a piñata is involved. All mexicans will agree XDDD

@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын

Diluted depressing but so true...he was good😇

@kylefleming1454 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks b

@cameltoeinspector6015 4 жыл бұрын

Stacy the spelunker

@urmonn8162 4 жыл бұрын

😂😁

@markwoldin162 4 жыл бұрын

Close your eyes- it's Al Michaels

@fathergascoigne4609 4 жыл бұрын

" Hey Houston you got a problem bro?"

@windyhawthorn7387 4 жыл бұрын

My dad was old school and only belives in Piñata made from Clay he says they require more skill.

@latoxica9493 3 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@daliluher9435 3 жыл бұрын

Damn those hurt when they break

@windyhawthorn7387 3 жыл бұрын

@Yugebutts Fukr Thank you for showing everyone what you are.

@comedianmissy 4 жыл бұрын

😃

@wunderland1 3 жыл бұрын

Oh geez.. don’t envy his marriage

@petergarcia8225 2 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄😁😎

@VianneyCreates 4 жыл бұрын

perfect

@atgmaildotcom9718 4 жыл бұрын

When he said NBA who else though of Kobe Bryvant

@guccicrocs6061 4 жыл бұрын

Was literally looking for this comment

@lorenginez1339 4 жыл бұрын

I’m Frivzz Kobe Bryant RIP.

@thefemalemantis 4 жыл бұрын

see you later, green goblin! 😆😆

@brandongenao4689 4 жыл бұрын

Katie A. Lmaooo the way he said it

@danielguerragalan6064 2 жыл бұрын

Kurt Cobain at 05:18

@JustThesePlease 4 жыл бұрын

Al is hilarious. We just launched our channel and would really appreciate some Al related love & support!

@vidahasselburg3841 4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn he’s cute. New fan.

@Oscar-gg6qm 4 жыл бұрын

How many times I laughed: 0

@petergarcia8225 2 жыл бұрын

Anger Management issues...grab the Pinata ...see problem solved.

@igu35s 2 жыл бұрын

Spongetom

@SAM-kb3re 3 жыл бұрын

The accent…..

@DianaAmericaRivero Жыл бұрын

Party foul. You're supposed to have candy bags for your guests to take home so that the kids who are too slow, small, or weak to survive the piñata battle royale can have some candy. That's how we do it in Mexico and we're supposed to be broke. Y'all are just stingy.

@unameitsvi2347 4 жыл бұрын

Damn unfunny

@BP-or2iu 2 жыл бұрын

What about… white Mexicans?

@jcallicoatt6059 4 жыл бұрын

I should've watched something else.

@oscarivan1037 3 жыл бұрын

Not funny bro

@johncuriotto616 4 жыл бұрын

racist

@wormsrock 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is the least funny comic i've seen dealing with hecklers ever

@ishmael802 Жыл бұрын

His comedy is too vanilla for my liking.

@msrainbowbrite 4 жыл бұрын

This guy aint funny

@fennburcham5739 4 жыл бұрын

I hate the boomer humor

@user-xp2ey7pg3w 4 жыл бұрын

As a proud white who loves all shades and facets of race based jokes this was a little hard to follow, maybe I'm just a lil slow.

@roguepoison 4 жыл бұрын

Nah I love all kinds of different comedians and this guy just doesn't deliver. His jokes are just way too shallow. The thing is, the same jokes can be said over and over but the way you carry them, the delivery And execution is what makes it funny. He just isn't funny.

@jimenezisrael44 2 жыл бұрын

Basically you were part of the kids with 15% of the 🍬 😆🤣

@weedchild5871 3 жыл бұрын

kinda racist tho

@flojomojo0 4 жыл бұрын

He ain't funny at all. Story is nice, but he ruined it the way he performed.

@alexchavez3244 2 жыл бұрын

It be funny if fluffy did it

@rightbraind77 4 жыл бұрын

Geez, dude. Way to put down your wife. The other stuff was funny, but you lost me there.

@roguepoison 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I mean..if that's how you view your wife, then you've got problems. I get it, it's supposed to be "funny" but I don't know, you could try harder instead of coming up with a "my wife" joke

@isaacb1083 3 жыл бұрын

Anything goes, it's comedy.

@hanyu_dada Жыл бұрын

why do they make everything about race... so weird

@ada-boy 4 жыл бұрын

So he lives in 1930 Mexico with that accent? Also Mexicans have strong family values, so single mothers are rare. WTF is this?

@michellewong9595 4 жыл бұрын

Idk what his deal is.

@BaldHeadedManc 4 жыл бұрын

It's.. it's a joke.

@dantu5377 4 жыл бұрын

@Letucces Satan right, Mexicans aren't exempt from the 50% divorce statistics

@TheBlupickles 4 жыл бұрын

The name of the kid with the single mum was something like Casey, wasn't it?

@rgdssd 4 жыл бұрын

Ready Freddy! WTF, there's tons of single Mexican moms, what kind of fantasy world do you live in? 😂

@MrFatsluttytone 4 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@p0purlerm0bs24 4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t laugh

@victorybeginsinthegarden 4 жыл бұрын

You win some you lose some

@rigoandberto4339 3 жыл бұрын

let me know if my mexican channel is funny and subscribe.

@fieryeurochick3194 4 жыл бұрын

Just reminds me of how Hispanics from other countries to come here probably don’t really belong here.

@p0purlerm0bs24 4 жыл бұрын

You provoked a gang war

@carter5950 4 жыл бұрын

👀🍿

@7ORD6ANTI 4 жыл бұрын

Texas was stolen from Mexico so what of those that have been here all along?

@axelpadilla1567 4 жыл бұрын

America is the land of immigration, youre quite sad

@alexchavez3244 2 жыл бұрын

@@7ORD6ANTI Fr and Mexico abolished slavery and lost Texas Utah New Mexico Idaho California and Nevada and Arizona for to free slaves the United States books won’t tell you that