Who is the Best Animatronic to Smooch? (The Fnaf Smooch & Bite Guide)

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Don't lie, you're curious. In a franchise focused largely on scary robots with garish mouths chomping in your face, it's no surprise that you might wonder what it would be like to smooch them. Well, look no further! Today we will be breaking down your favorite animatronics, their bites, their personalities, and we will whittle down who indeed have the best kisses and who is the best animatronic to smooch.
This is the Fnaf Smooching Guide!
Pray for me.
Thumbnail and additional art used in video were made by @theooftroop !
Music:
Funiculi Holiday - Pizza Tower
Toy Chica's High School Days Theme
Cemetery Clown - Sir Cubworth
Dialtown Theme - Nathan Hanover
A Slice and a Scoop - Pizzeria Simulator
Dialtown Downtown - Nathan Hanover
In the Garden - Godmode
Sharp Edges - half.cool
Day 4 - Dayshift at Freddy's Ost
Legal Woes - Pizzeria Simulator
0:00 A Quick Disclaimer
0:21 The Most Important Question
1:05 How the Ranking Works
2:18 Freddy Fazbear
3:31 Bonnie
4:15 Chica
5:19 Foxy
6:36 Golden Freddy
8:25 Toy Freddy
10:05 Toy Bonnie
11:08 Toy Chica
12:25 Mangle
13:41 Balloon Boy
15:08 Marionette
16:22 Withered Bonnie
17:15 Withered Chica
18:23 Withered Freddy
19:47 Withered Foxy
21:03 JJ
21:47 Phantom Animatronics
22:15 Springtrap
23:33 Nightmare Freddy
24:27 Freddles
25:02 Nightmare Bonnie
25:30 Nightmare Chica
25:50 Nightmare Foxy
26:20 Nightmare Fredbear (& Fredbear)
26:50 Nightmare
27:34 Jack-O-Chica and Jack-O-Bonnie
27:48 Nightmarionne
28:45 Plushtrap
30:00 Nightmare Balloon Boy
31:18 Virtua-Freddy
31:57 Old Man Consequences
32:16 Circus Baby
34:07 Ballora
35:41 Funtime Foxy
36:36 Funtime Freddy
38:10 Bon-Bon
39:02 Bonnet
39:29 Minireenas
40:47 Bidybabs & Electrobab
42:10 Lolbit
42:37 Yenndo
43:54 Ennard
45:34 Helpy
46:48 Trash and the Gang
47:50 Happy Frog
48:52 Pigpatch
49:30 Nedd Bear
50:12 Mr. Hippo
50:47 Orville Elephant
51:14 Rockstar Freddy
52:32 Rockstar Bonnie
53:17 Rockstar Chica
54:08 Rockstar Foxy
54:50 Music Man
56:21 El Chip
57:18 Funtime Chica
58:18 Candy Cadet
59:21 Scrap Baby
1:01:14 Molten Freddy
1:02:22 Scraptrap
1:03:32 Lefty
1:05:22: Dreadbear
1:07:00 Grimm Foxy
1:07:45 Captain Foxy
1:09:10 Glitchtrap
1:10:01 Vanny
1:10:20 Glamrock Freddy
1:11:40 Glamrock Chica
1:13:13 Monty Gator
1:14:12 Roxanne Wolf
1:15:51 Sun
1:17:45 Moon
1:18:34 DJ Music Man
1:20:00 Lil Music Man
1:21:00 Burntrap
1:22:30 Blob
1:24:51 Michael Afton
1:25:30 Final Ranking

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@notrealnamenotatall2476 11 ай бұрын

I have to tragically inform everyone that I forgot the Security Puppet existed. Upon a quick once-over, I think I would've given the Security Puppet an 11 or 12 points on the smoochable scale. With the tipping factor being the sympathy, as the Security Puppet technically isn't the Puppet we know but might've burned in the Pizzeria Simulator fire. I don't think it would've beaten out the winner, but it would've been up at S tier.

@DuckytheChicken 11 ай бұрын

Is there any Puppet bias included in this ranking

@puppychowpuppychow601 11 ай бұрын

I forgot about it too

@calewood1574 11 ай бұрын

I think you forgot N. Mangle as well (or maybe I missed it lol) Edit: I just read the comment where you addressed it so forget I said anything lmao

@animationsbydeucestudios61 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, nice cover a “April fools video that was pushed back“ this is definitely just a joke.

@JuliaElizabethGraves 11 ай бұрын

I absolutely need to call out the map bot erasure here

@nyancreeperpony 11 ай бұрын

"Don't go to Chuck E Cheese and kiss the rat" Well there goes my weekend.

@Maxandkohl 11 ай бұрын

you're not the only one sadly

@juliusvelasco4789 11 ай бұрын

That's not gonna stop some opportunistic people though

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

IM STILL GOING FOR IT

@smallestpupper5188 11 ай бұрын

STILL GONNA DO IT

@Maxandkohl 11 ай бұрын

@@smallestpupper5188 THAT'S MA BOY

@lman0089 11 ай бұрын

I actually think you should’ve given Nightmare Freddy an extra point or two for sympathy. He IS a single father after all.

@adrianrandom3448 10 ай бұрын

We love DILFS

@emojiwaffle 10 ай бұрын

Bro I think you just gave me daddy issues

@JR_X915 10 ай бұрын

@@adrianrandom3448umm no

@HyperrealisticNoise1111 10 ай бұрын

@@adrianrandom3448 nuh huh

@Catkidnapper89 10 ай бұрын

@@adrianrandom3448hell yeah

@user-fq4po1rd3m 10 ай бұрын

Sun getting a 12 is basically just that one soos line from gravity falls "My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man." (light shines down, doves perch)

@Ella.the.Hedgehog 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@shauna5512 Ай бұрын

Yeah sun shouldn't be ranked like that he can't even move his mouth (not security breach ruin)

@KaroxNightshade 10 ай бұрын

Apparently Roxy is incredibly based and helpful in Ruin, I think she deserves a re-evaluation

@some0fluffy0boi 10 ай бұрын

I agree, Roxy deserves the highest scor

@skeletonwarlock5741 10 ай бұрын

She wouldn't murder you unless you are Gregory

@moemuxhagi 10 ай бұрын

Yep. She'd likely go up to 10 or 11

@calliecalamity8787 9 ай бұрын

I'd kiss Roxy for sure

@Goremasterhelsing 9 ай бұрын

@@calliecalamity8787me too brother me too

@YoshiBoi08 11 ай бұрын

"Apparently Nightmare Freddy breeds via budding" is a sentence that terrifies me to my core.

@joshuarias5001 11 ай бұрын

Why?

@YoshiBoi08 11 ай бұрын

@@joshuarias5001 Just imagine in your mind the image of Nightmare Freddy budding. Enough said.

@eyesleerage64 11 ай бұрын

@@YoshiBoi08What's budding?

@FunAngelo2005 11 ай бұрын

@@eyesleerage64they grow out of him

@eyesleerage64 11 ай бұрын

@@FunAngelo2005Ew but not as bad as I thought somehow

@Potato.644 11 ай бұрын

I don't care what you think im smooching Funtime foxy

@averagefnaffanfr 11 ай бұрын

same.

@gameyfirebro9645 11 ай бұрын

RIP u 2 then.

@Potato.644 11 ай бұрын

@@gameyfirebro9645 at least I'll die happy

@Crafter_777 11 ай бұрын

Burntrap

@Potato.644 11 ай бұрын

@@Crafter_777 🤨

@frownyclowny6955 9 ай бұрын

As a sun Simp, I am so proud of this community coming together to gaslight everyone into thinking Sun’s cute for max scores. Truly the moment of all time :)

@LillieCornelius-fd8hc 6 күн бұрын

This simp knew it was coming

@jackcalix4000 10 ай бұрын

I, personally, feel as though the puppet deserves more points in the sympathy category. The puppet was made to protect Henry's daughter, Charlotte, and did so diligently, but when Charlotte was murdered, they stayed by her side in an alley until the rain destroyed them.

@picklegod2576 9 ай бұрын

Exactly it’s sad

@fitch596 6 ай бұрын

she said the kids' deaths don't count tho

@arthurthekyogre9155 6 ай бұрын

@@fitch596it only doesn't count the backstory of the children, the Puppet stayed with Charlie before she possessed it, so as an animatronic it definitely deserves full sympathy points

@Some_1_else 6 ай бұрын

@Unsed_Sonic 6 ай бұрын

She get full points on sympathy for me

@davida4661 11 ай бұрын

This is what Scott Cawthon has in mind all these years. That stuff about the haunted robots and purple men was only the B plot

@isaacbear7115 11 ай бұрын

It's why the lore is all over the place. That was just made up on the spot to make way for the smooching

@ZobaYT270 11 ай бұрын

@@isaacbear7115the world's most convoluted romance novel

@TheHuskyK9 11 ай бұрын

"Oh boy, smooching time!" -Link, 1989

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

**The girl he smooched would turn into a monster and Zelda would be even more annoyed with him**

@zachgreenninja3885 10 ай бұрын

😂

@buddyboys7784 10 ай бұрын

LOL

@thetrunkmonkey6151 10 ай бұрын

holy shit the cdi games are THAT old???

@TheHuskyK9 10 ай бұрын

@@thetrunkmonkey6151 Not quite. The quote came from the cartoon, the CDi games came out in 1993

@sworishina 9 ай бұрын

The only thing I'd change is giving Glamrock Chica a higher sympathy score because you can actually hear very quiet crying if you get close enough in SB, which implies that she's completely aware under Vanny's control and being forced to watch her body be piloted by someone else.

@JocaPlays87 9 ай бұрын

"They are intangible creatures, you cant smooch them" THAT SOUNDS LIKE EXCUSES, IM GOING TO SMOOCH OLD MAN CONSEQUENCES AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

@hondaaccord1399 2 ай бұрын

Staticky sloppy makeout sesh with the digital version of an atom 🥰

@Luna-fn2nv 11 ай бұрын

"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are balloon boy." had me wheezing

@GaymerMajor 10 ай бұрын

"I can excuse corpses but ı cannot excuse ballon boy"

@PatheticWetCat1 9 ай бұрын

Justice for BB 😭

@beckybissell7690 8 ай бұрын

I like:1 prayer for BB

@creeperking5041 8 ай бұрын

@@GaymerMajor "You can excuse corpses?"

@No_more_gelatin404 7 ай бұрын

@@PatheticWetCat1nope

@fluffalpenguin 11 ай бұрын

"Kissing the rat will result in immediate expulsion from society"

@salt_factory7566 11 ай бұрын

How about the rats in the vents?

@ColorWheel87 10 ай бұрын

Yea

@theguythatasked6400 10 ай бұрын

Litteraly 1984

@dark_angylz845 9 ай бұрын

1:26:20 "So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are Balloon Boy." fucking gold XD

@scuffed_carrot 10 ай бұрын

With the addition of ruin I feel like Roxy deserves an 11 because, she's only deadly towards Gregory. Other than that she is actually the exact opposite.

@lethargicMew 11 ай бұрын

honestly have to respect how you made a 6-factor rating system to determine the overall smoochability of literally every animatronic in the franchise. thats dedication to the bit right there

@drfeelgood98 11 ай бұрын

FOR REAL THO lmao

@echo_z319 11 ай бұрын

sad asf

@landonkam6727 11 ай бұрын

It's not a bit, the smoochability of each animatronic is a very serious matter. This is one for the history books.

@drfeelgood98 11 ай бұрын

@@landonkam6727 you know what, actually I agree :D

@Hypnotichypno 11 ай бұрын

@@echo_z319it isn’t sad if he’s happy doing it

@sophitiaofhyrule 11 ай бұрын

Another point about Bonnett: I'd say she's sympathetic, because she tells the player "Take me with you!" and sounds very genuine, not aggressive.

@ye-fg4yf 11 ай бұрын

She tired of ft Freddy

@sivlare3476 11 ай бұрын

@@ye-fg4yfeveryone loves ft freddy till they're stuck with a giant killer screaming bear

@OleksiyAntonkin 11 ай бұрын

Spreading misinformation, huh?

@MrFell. 11 ай бұрын

This line isn't canon Edit: Said this thinking it was an fanmade line, but it is an MINIREENAS line of the Custom Night of SL

@OleksiyAntonkin 11 ай бұрын

Not that, it is spoken by the Minireenas, the ones that waste your oxygen

@nosks_stopmotions 5 ай бұрын

"Ennard just wants to get you in the scooping room so he can get inside you" dawg u could have worded that better 💀

@samdoezzzstuff 7 ай бұрын

"No one wants to kiss Springtrap" Have you heard of a certain individual named Kwite?

@whinter626 10 ай бұрын

Disclaimer: a lack of kissability does NOT equate to any animatronic making up for such in... other... departments. I repeat... DO NOT YIFF THE FOX!!!

@corundum-voidlessm6480 10 ай бұрын

Lmao

@superk9letsplays419 9 ай бұрын

Grand Canyon! Grand Canyon!

@Olivertheolive 9 ай бұрын

Foxy is a pirate, foxy is red…

@grayanddevpdx 8 ай бұрын

I read this in Kirby’s voice and it greatly improved my experience

@Olivertheolive 8 ай бұрын

@@grayanddevpdx POYO! Hi poyo payoo eee! Hiii! Poyo…Poyo…eeeee. Poyo poy…POYO PAYU EEE!

@yakwiry7597 11 ай бұрын

Most compelling lore analysis ive seen yet matpat needs to get on this

@camwyn256 11 ай бұрын

Nah. This would be a SCIENCE analysis by Austin, who went to Shoddycast

@anitachamberlain3391 11 ай бұрын

How do we get this to MatPat? 🤔

@user-kh6cr7gv1e 11 ай бұрын

@@anitachamberlain3391we share it a million times until he notices...idk

@TheGrossDemon 11 ай бұрын

He hhhaaasss been awfully quiet since this video came out 🤔🫢

@TheGrossDemon 11 ай бұрын

@@camwyn256shoodycast is his original channel, he was running it before and during joining the game theory team. Most people on the GT team who make videos for the channel typically have their own channels.

@alpha0478 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in an alternative universe: WAS THAT THE KISS OF 87?!?

@hondaaccord1399 2 ай бұрын

"It's amazing how a human can live without a tongue."

@feraslaoufi9681 17 күн бұрын

@@hondaaccord1399 instead of five kids, now five prostitutes got stuffed and Hunt those animatronics. *The night guard tends to get a bit quirky at night* 💀

@aidencalhoun4893 2 ай бұрын

"Don't kiss the rat" has the same energy as "Don't yiff the fox"

@inkanddreams4677 11 ай бұрын

Funny how, for nightmare foxy, the sharp tongue was written as a full negative when, from what I've seen, a lot of people are more fans of that and were disappointed it wasn't on the in-game model

@rinkooo6006 11 ай бұрын

and one such fan of that would be me 😂😭

@nathangamble125 11 ай бұрын

I'm not even sure it's a negative for smoochability. I think it would make the experience a lot more fun.

@MeemahSN 11 ай бұрын

@@nathangamble125 until is pierces your throat

@bonnie-ms7nd 11 ай бұрын

@@nathangamble125 its made out of metal, probably sharp too

@3clisp315 11 ай бұрын

@@nathangamble125 he will stab you with it

@PossumsAreNice 11 ай бұрын

The fact that I was actually getting flustered by the descriptions of a kiss from Sun and Moon speaks volumes.

@ALiteralClown69 11 ай бұрын

SAME

@HoliDaze_CelestialLunacy 11 ай бұрын

YEP, ME TOO

@RedRanunculus 11 ай бұрын

It's a disease for real. I love them.

@BlindStarLily 11 ай бұрын

I don’t think I’d be wrong in saying that most of the fans got flustered... Sigh, yes, including myself Hard agree on the rankings though. Sun is the purest, the best, the one that really earned his smooch. Moon’s goodnight kiss followed up by a suplex into a pile of chairs made me laugh. Maybe for the fans *Coughcough* Everyone in these replies *Cough* we can instead say he body slams us into a pile of pillows and blankets and promptly gives this smug little, “Goodniiiiight,” with a smirk audible in his voice. And Sun squealing in delight is adorable. Maybe he’d say something like, “I’m walking on air!” or, “I’m on cloud nine!” while propelling himself up into the air on his little cord system thingy to show how giddy he is and because he knows it’ll make us smile or laugh

@PossumsAreNice 11 ай бұрын

@@BlindStarLily Bro the add-ons you made were immaculate /gen

@jellycreamjam6041 10 ай бұрын

I feel a lot of us would smooch Glamrock Freddy additionally for him being such a comforting figure, who himself needs comfort and I believe most of us charmed by him would do so in a hearted, regardless of lips. Also despite not being on the gremlin scale he still seems perfect for forehead smooches because I feel he'd greatly cherish them as a sign of appreciation, which would probably be mutual. On another note while I agree with op's description of him possibly being slightly naive to the deep meaning of a lip kiss, I can see him getting a tiny bit flustered over it even if momentarily and probably fast to recompose himself, definitely not close to the flustered mess Sun was described with, lmao Listen I've been suffering nearly non-stop at the hands of the Ruin DLC and 99% of FNaF videos likely are lore-heavy and pull on our already frailed exhausted heartstrings, so this video was the freshest breath of good air i absolutely NEEDED for a good while now. Thanks op, subbing now.

@ConflictingJumps 10 ай бұрын

The way you described a theoretical situation with pecking Toy Bonnie while making it sound lore-accurate is just how The section on Helpy is just exactly what I thought, amazing

@mintyflores7378 11 ай бұрын

I was not expecting to hear the sentence: "Smooching Plushtrap is like smooching an angry chihuahua." Today but it's a somewhat pleasant surprise.

@filipesimoes618 11 ай бұрын

"But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about a 2 meters tall robot with a claw on it1s stomach, makes it even better.

@phragrunt5680 9 ай бұрын

Which animatronic is? I didin't get it 100%

@filipesimoes618 9 ай бұрын

@@phragrunt5680 It's Circus Baby lol

@Thebasementgamersyt 7 ай бұрын

Yup

@Thebasementgamersyt 7 ай бұрын

@@phragrunt5680 Circus baby, "But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about , makes it even better.

@guarana-suquinho 10 ай бұрын

I clicked this video expecting to The Puppet and Day Care Attendent to have the best scores, because of the lack of safety hazards. Now, about Michael, if you are not using the Michael from shortener after the SL cutscene, it's more likely than not that he is back to being a normal human, because Remanent keeps flesh alive, which means that after some time the body is back to normal...minus some random paranormal ability.

@TheCoolRaboot 6 ай бұрын

28:53 he always comes back. Im sure he'll come back with the milk soon.

@ratpatterson8953 11 ай бұрын

I think the mediocre melodies deserve some sympathy points, simply due to the fact they were designed to live in the shadow of the main animatronics

@user-pq4kz4lv3h 5 ай бұрын

The Medicore Melodies DO deserve more sympathy points, like 50! Also I'm Ezeckiel, you're welcome.😁

@breathair69420 5 ай бұрын

True. They also are traped in Small Air ducts in UCN so Sympathy points for back story

@user-pq4kz4lv3h 4 ай бұрын

Ohhh, fair point. Because they are here in UCN after all, but hey, you know what they say, "The more, the merrier!".

@lavendertoastmoth 11 ай бұрын

The best part of all of this is the unbridled hatred against music man. Honestly, deserved. “Restaurant still in business despite music man” absolutely SENT ME

@filippohl9097 11 ай бұрын

Dayshift at Freddys 3 refference 10/10

@6minutecrafts826 9 ай бұрын

I do think Ballora is underrated. I remember this game coming out, and I completely loved her. Even though she doesn’t have a huge backstory, I still think she is cool :)

@N3XT1M3 10 ай бұрын

For plushtrap, in the books, he can canonically eat through literally everything, he is a literal mini woodchipper, a piranha that would eat you while you're still alive.

@MesouseUsagi 11 ай бұрын

You could technically circumvent Circus Baby's dangerous features by simply bringing someone into the room with you, since she's programmed to only attack a lone target. Sure it would be kinda weird to bring an unrelated third party in to kiss a robot, but ask yourself: Is a little awkwardness really be enough to deter you from smooching a 7-foot robot child?

@wakkaseta8351 11 ай бұрын

* vouyers have entered the chat *

@aldusty2734 11 ай бұрын

@@wakkaseta8351Amen brotha/j

@COOLERthenU 11 ай бұрын

Bring someone who also wants to kiss the robo clone.

@Zombina638 11 ай бұрын

Once again, robot. Not child

@lacunaereversed 10 ай бұрын

hehe 420 likes

@as4180 10 ай бұрын

as a springtrap smoocher myself, giving him a 1 was very generous of you lmfao

@akarun45 7 ай бұрын

A true fan is able to recognize their beloved's flaws, and even acknowledge that there are barely any pros yet for some reason you still wanna smooch him.

@user-pq4kz4lv3h 5 ай бұрын

I agree. It was super generous of you.

@TenoriteJS 5 ай бұрын

you people want to kiss William Afton's corpse??????????😕

@I_Did_Not_Kill_The_Child 5 ай бұрын

@@TenoriteJSMaybe, maybe not.

@Purpledude87lol 4 ай бұрын

yeah.....pretty much....@@TenoriteJS

@MaceFaceAnimates 3 ай бұрын

“Any sympathy? No. No sympathy for balloon boy.”

@nottheredelilah3757 9 ай бұрын

when you do the ruin animatronics, please put the individual point categories up on the screen! this video was hilarious & super entertaining, but my weird little brain *desperately* wanted to see the number breakdowns. it would be positively sun's kiss

@notrealnamenotatall2476 9 ай бұрын

Sure thing! I'm finishing up the Ruined Animatronics' script, but haven't started on the video yet. ^_^

@nottheredelilah3757 9 ай бұрын

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 0o0!! oh shit, i can't believe you responded!!!! Thank you!! and thank you for your really wonderful videos!!

@kitsunegaming87 11 ай бұрын

54:58 I love how she says “it’s a crime against nature that anyone would consider kissing Music Man” But you know who would try and kiss him, MatPat Think about, Music Man is his love child

@ninjaboi120 10 ай бұрын

Kwite would kiss springtrap (you probably dont know him)

@gerrald5235 10 ай бұрын

yea i might kiss Dj music man maybe

@break_the_galaxy 10 ай бұрын

I would kiss the DJ but in a purely platonic friendship way. He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, plus Glamrock Freddy says that he's a nice guy and I have no reason not to believe him.

@sofisophiso5180 10 ай бұрын

@@ninjaboi120 EVERYONE WANTS TO KISS SPRINGTRAP... right?

@Just_a_random_bassist 10 ай бұрын

@@sofisophiso5180 nope. I definitely do not wanna kiss that dead corpse moldy murder rabbit thing

@BlindStarLily 11 ай бұрын

I love how you go from giving a basic overall vibe of how the kiss would be, to basically just writing little fanfic drabbles for each character. Partway through the video rn and my favorite scenario is the one with Helpy. It’s just too cute. Funtime Chica got a pretty good scenario too

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

I love the Helpy scenario. So adorable.

@ultmateragnarok8376 11 ай бұрын

Some things have to be done including descriptions of the kissing experience of every character in the series.

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

@@ultmateragnarok8376 I agree that is absolutely necessary for us to keep living. LOL

@ColorWheel87 10 ай бұрын

“This video is a joke!” *writes incredibly detailed fanfics of kissig each animatronic*

@BlindStarLily 10 ай бұрын

@@ColorWheel87 Literally this exactly- Also I absolutely adore your username :D

@leonardocouto3109 6 ай бұрын

58:14 Okay, I'd actually blush at that. That's adorable. She's probably the best Chica variant to be around.

@michaelhorton8489 9 ай бұрын

“ She Smells Like A Trashcan… And She Is A Trash Can. “ Is The Perfect Description For Glamrock Chica.

@spiggityspoo756 11 ай бұрын

See, this, this right here, this is peak content. Scott has been deceiving and distracting us all along with the hints of lore and story, when the real questions are right in front of us: what is the most smoochable animatronic? It also makes me immeasurably happy that Mangle placed well. Mango is truly best boy/girl/robot/endoskeleton-spaghetti-creature, eat your heart out Toy Chica

@drfeelgood98 11 ай бұрын

I mean at this point we could assume 99% of Scott cawthons decisions were exclusively to spite mattpatt and laugh as he would squirm trying to figure out the intimate details on hOw mANy BiTEs theRe WERe. 1? 2? 0? DrEAm THEoRy ReeEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeeEEEeeEeEee

@dominickeijzer5844 11 ай бұрын

@@drfeelgood98The worst part is that you're not wrong. He's literally changed the lore on a whim to mess with MatPat (saying he got nearly everything right, and then everything he said later being proven false, or bringing up the Toy Chica beak at random after saying it's irrelevant).

@wakkaseta8351 11 ай бұрын

Reminder that he admitted in an interview that removing Toy Chica's beak was just to make her spooky, then come the middle of that GTLive collaboration stream, it suddenly turned into an important lore point.

@Chillipeffer 11 ай бұрын

@@wakkaseta8351 We all watched that Spaceman Scott vid?

@pixelphantom7091 10 ай бұрын

Huh?

@itstheblandman8734 11 ай бұрын

Born to late to explore the planet, born to early to explore the stars. Born just in time for five nights at feddys smooch tier list. Truly blessed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@azimuddin1890 11 ай бұрын

Yee

@Mugwimp 11 ай бұрын

Im feeling so patriotic rn… 🫡

@someguyinazoo 10 ай бұрын

Can I get a holehujah

@Mugwimp 10 ай бұрын

@@someguyinazoo HOLIJUANA!!!!!!

@azimuddin1890 10 ай бұрын

@@someguyinazoo Holehujah

@sokaize 10 ай бұрын

Kissing Glitchtrap would be awful btw, he literally has spit and stuff all on him according to someone who studied his model lol.

@Gabetenner 4 ай бұрын

Ned bear is just programmed to be constantly drunk

@anthonysaylor8120 11 ай бұрын

I love how the Puppet gets so high a score - not just because of personal bias, but the ranking criterion happens to greatly favor their design. Also, it's so _tragic_ that the book exclusive characters are disqualified here. The smoochability of all those Baby variants literally cannot compete with Based Puppet

@DuckytheChicken 11 ай бұрын

Listening to someone talk in detail about the kissability of robots from a video game for an hour and a half is just how I wanted to spend my time 😂

@LadyBernkastel92 5 ай бұрын

I don't remember if I commented on this already but this is such a fun video to come back to once in a while, the lil stories you write for how a smooch would go are adorable/terrifying and you're comedic timing is pretty great.

@notrealnamenotatall2476 5 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! 8D

@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants 10 ай бұрын

"springtrap gets 1" kwite: *hold the fuck up*

@joshuavis2736 11 ай бұрын

This is a peak lore analysis that is rarely touched on. Absolutely phenomenal Also If rockstar Freddy potentially requires coins before you smooch him does that make him some form of prostitute?

@kikiafton618 11 ай бұрын

😮you’re right…😂

@nickyladue8715 11 ай бұрын

Oh gosh

@WiseKayeoss 11 ай бұрын

oh my god. honestly i wouldnt doubt hed accept payment to go the full way with that,,,

@koleszgdanska7149 11 ай бұрын

LMAO

@JadeTheHobo 11 ай бұрын

yeah probably

@littlegreengoblin1038 10 ай бұрын

The fact you spent 1 hour of ranking how kissable all of these guys are is kind of impressive

@smileshum_5476 6 ай бұрын

"You know what's not cute? ..Extortion..." LMFAOOOO☠️☠️

@theundertalegamers9055 10 ай бұрын

I can’t believe you forgot TWO things from security breach, that being the map robots and the cleaning sign guys.

@cannaer8164 11 ай бұрын

I’ve never been more willing to watch an over an hour breakdown on Fnaf animatronics

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

Only because it’s about smooching 💀

@cannaer8164 11 ай бұрын

@@The.Goblin.King... that’s the joke 💀

@The.Goblin.King... 11 ай бұрын

@@cannaer8164 I know 💀 I also only stayed here because it was about smooching. 💀

@Bepetoni 11 ай бұрын

I love the "Can they bite? Yes. *Would* they bite? Oh, in a heartbeat" bits sm. Chuffed to live in a prime of post-ironic monsterkissing discussions. Appreciate all the DSaF callbacks :)

@Shplep 3 ай бұрын

I don’t know why but I would classify mangle as a gremlin. A little head smooch for all the trauma

@Frank_baconn 2 ай бұрын

I love how halfway in they start writing fanfics

@Alice_The_Person3707 11 ай бұрын

Hold their jaw closed. That will work for the small ones at least Edit: I just imagined trying to give Plushtrap a head kiss while holding his jaw closed and he’s flailing around violently-

@splendidcyan 7 ай бұрын

This reminds me of having to give your pet a pill and hold their jaw shut, an act of love but perhaps not smart to kiss immediately after

@autobotskyflame6287 10 ай бұрын

Twenty minutes in and now I'm just imagining you running around the pizzeria jumping every animatronic to give them a smooch before running off to get the next one leaving them very confused.

@akasisterrboom8555 10 ай бұрын

This is the best comment I've ever read

@MissOnana 6 ай бұрын

Confused and broken hearted more like. Imagine you get your first smooch - potentially EVER - only for your smoocher to run off and smooch another! PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TOO.

@CrystalOatz 9 ай бұрын

I would like to note two things about Montgomery Gator. 1. He has claws that are powerful enough to, at the very LEAST, break metal chains. I think that he would be able to tear any would-be smoocher to shreds. 2. He is implied (and practically confirmed in Ruin) to have murdered Glamrock Bonnie in order to take his place. Meaning that not only does he have anger issues, but is the jealous type (he may have also planned on killing Glamrock Freddy, as he takes his place in one of the non-canon endings) and is a straight-up murderer. All in all, I definitely wouldn't smooch 'em!

@notrealnamenotatall2476 9 ай бұрын

Both good points, but we're counting on Monty's ego being so inflated that he's flattered enough to go for the smooch. If not, they do sell safety helmets in Roxy Raceway!

@CrystalOatz 9 ай бұрын

Fair point

@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 9 ай бұрын

Why would Monty have claws before replacing glamrock bonnie? And if he didn’t, why are there claw marks on Bonnie’s corpse?

@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 9 ай бұрын

@@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws he replaced Bonnie to become the bass player, why would he have claws before that.

@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws 9 ай бұрын

@@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 don’t mind my other comment, but still the animatronics are still very strong even without any claws, so he could definitely beat Bonnie to death

@Stars_Watch-gt4zp 5 ай бұрын

I’d smooch Withered Bonnie. I’d go up and kiss him, but wouldn’t run off, then he’d tear my face off like “HAHA HOWS THAT?!” Then i’d be like : “NOOOHAHHAHNANGNNGNFHNGNGNNGBBDNS” Then he’d feed my faceless corpse to Mangle and Withered Chica

@Bofrab 10 ай бұрын

It’s kinda crazy how slimy Burntrap is. Considering how long he’s been in that suit, and how many times he’s been set on fire, you’d think he would just be an actual skeleton by now. How does he still have all that meat and grease on him?

@spleens4200 10 ай бұрын

Probably tries to wash off all the… other friends that come with decay… I can’t imagine he’d enjoy the tagalongs

@TimI94 9 ай бұрын

Another heal with remnant i think.

@metal_pipe9764 9 ай бұрын

@@spleens4200you mean the flies?

@sludgeskin 9 ай бұрын

decomp means your fats and lipids exit your skin, that's why when people decompose on floors they leave a huge stain and it leaks through multiple layers

@rococosillytime 6 ай бұрын

I always have fat

@theooftroop 11 ай бұрын

This is an indisputably fair ranking, however the omission of Prize King nullifies all of these scores and I will be smooching Ballora without hesitation. ...and im very happy to have drawn the thumbnail for this work of art ;)

@fivenaf 11 ай бұрын

Ooftrrop how smoochable do you think cheestrap is

@notrealnamenotatall2476 11 ай бұрын

We all know Prize King was a hallucination from the Pizza fumes.

@theooftroop 11 ай бұрын

@@fivenaf a full 12 points but due to his stature he is on the gremlin scale

@fivenaf 11 ай бұрын

@@theooftroopI very much agree, most smoochable animatronic

@ColorWheel87 10 ай бұрын

WHAT ABOUT FRUIT PUNCH CLOWN

@TheSameGoobyGuy 9 ай бұрын

“Circus baby is 7 feet tall!” *”… Kick the baby!”*

@Coolman18- 9 ай бұрын

“Nightmarish Pez dispenser” 💀💀💀

@ijlayugan4149 11 ай бұрын

If someone new to Fnaf asks for a lore summary, send them this video

@TheTimeOfYear 5 ай бұрын

JUST imagine Golden Freddy preparing to end your run, and you just smooch him/her

@Jimbo795 6 ай бұрын

I find it funny how they say the rockstars aren't cute but gives ennard a point for cuteness Edit: also apparently music man isn't cute but ennard is

@grvkeepr 11 ай бұрын

1:17:21 Sun deserves his perfect score, he’s so babygirl Also, I prefer Sun over Moon but I’d still totally risk it for Moon. Daycare Attendant my beloved.

@Ella.the.Hedgehog 10 ай бұрын

Y e s

@speggthevinegregg5425 10 ай бұрын

I knew I would find a comment about sun, but Idk weather I sound or shouldn't be surprised by the amount of comments about said character

@theocalistarya7039 10 ай бұрын

I take the risk too XD 9/12 isn't bad after all

@stephaniesheep1147 10 ай бұрын

I'll take the risk to smooch both of them (equal kisses for both of em), either I get away from smooching Moon scott free, or I get a free chiropractic appointment, courtesy of Moon's suplexing skills

@LAVAAAAAAAAAAA 10 ай бұрын

" *and thus, my search for a comment simping over sun and moon has ended* "

@duckwickvonballs3391 10 ай бұрын

I'm not too sure why but listening to this made me imagine myself going across the Fnaf timeline to give a smooch to each animatronic and quickly get away with it before I get butchered

@BlindStarLily 10 ай бұрын

Hey, me too! The scenarios she put together were all great. Tell me you were either picturing an internet avatar of yours doing it, or just you in the security guard uniform. I was doing the latter

@duckwickvonballs3391 10 ай бұрын

@@BlindStarLily I was doing a bit of both, lol Why do you ask?

@LadyLuckyLu 9 ай бұрын

Me too lmao

@user-uz6fb2iz6k 5 ай бұрын

Puppet probably wouldn’t attack me after

@Millyvanilly6009 10 ай бұрын

Bro really made an hour video about smooching ROBOTS 💀 thats so me LOL

@Kuromi_offical625 5 ай бұрын

“In 2023 we will have flying cars” 2023: *kissing animatronics*

@brinleyhamer729 2 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure flying cars now almost (if not) do exist

@gamerguy9037 11 ай бұрын

Certain people wouldn't mind Nightmarrione's tentacles.

@platinumg.8614 11 ай бұрын

Why bring such interessing information in a smooch video?

@gamerguy9037 11 ай бұрын

@@platinumg.8614 because she mentioned the tentacles and it reminded me of _you know what._

@JuliaElizabethGraves 11 ай бұрын

Same with nightmare foxy’s tongue I suppose

@stephaniesheep1147 11 ай бұрын

🤨

@anotherrandomguy8871 11 ай бұрын

Agreed. I guess it wouldn’t be quite a nightmare anymore for some people

@megafield1132 11 ай бұрын

Kinda surprised that Chica's cupcake didn't make it onto this list. Seems like a fairly harmless gremlin.

@Spacebugg 10 ай бұрын

She's food tho. She belongs to the "which FNAF animatronic is the best to eat?"

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 10 ай бұрын

@@Spacebugg im pretty sure the cupcake is a dude sence everyone calls the cupcake carl

@Spacebugg 10 ай бұрын

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Thanks for the info. I will try to not misgender a cupcake next time :d

@ZaF4ran 10 ай бұрын

I mean if kissing also includes eating then yeah. It should’ve been

@ZaF4ran 10 ай бұрын

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Carl isnt cannon and it’s a cupcake 💀

@moonlightmeeps9688 7 ай бұрын

An hour and thirty minutes of my life were spent watching this video. The only thing I took away from it is that kissing someone with a huge mouth of sharp teeth is bad...but taxes are worse

@Artomlet33 8 ай бұрын

“Traumatic backstory? Do the cockroaches count?” Lmao I’m dying

@halosonar9248 11 ай бұрын

The last person to smooch an animatronic lost a frontal lobe in 87 😅

@notrealnamenotatall2476 11 ай бұрын

They renamed the Smooch of 87 to the Bite of 87 for legal purposes.

@azimuddin1890 11 ай бұрын

@@notrealnamenotatall2476 Make sense

@Black_rabbit1 10 ай бұрын

lol

@vineaccount6832 11 ай бұрын

On Springtrap, his bite might not break skin easily. But if it does, you're probably in for a nasty infection and will have to go to the have to go to the hospital. I pray that, if you do, you have an excuse ready for why you have that infection, or that you are ready to explain that you kissed a robotic shell with a rotting corpse inside.

@vineaccount6832 11 ай бұрын

However, if you run into Michael while trying to get over that nasty wound, I McF*cking dare you to tell him you kissed his father. I will pay handsomely if you manage to get proof that you did it.

@SeptimoBasico-nu8uh 11 ай бұрын

@@vineaccount6832 "I McF*cking dare you" that has to be the best form of daring someone to something I have read in my life!

@vineaccount6832 11 ай бұрын

Thanks! It the one I use for dares that are just batsh*t insane.

@MyOpinionIsInvalid 10 ай бұрын

I'd like to argue that Burntrap is a 0. Yes, his bite will be weak, but the amount of diseases it'll give will probably get you in the end.

@deerlyqueery 9 ай бұрын

Funtime Foxy just wants you to watch his show, he's just a wittle guy who needs a smooch before the show 🥺

@Average_Panda 11 ай бұрын

I think Ballora should have more points, we know Baby was lying about the endoskeleton being Ballora on the last night of SL because they have already formed Ennard, so it wasn’t just her being aggressive then; in fact it’s quite the opposite, when you come back from the room with Funtime Freddy, she doesn’t bother with coming after you even after stating she knows you’re there. Even if I’m mistaken about the first point, the second one has got to be worth something right? 🤷‍♂️

@VivBrodock 11 ай бұрын

honestly with Roxy you just gotta neg her a bit, tell her you don't want to smooch her and she'll have to over come your rejection making her no longer dangerous. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of negging real life people. also, if michael can get himself back together enough to get a job at a food establishment, he can for sure get a smooch 12/12

@marycanty1217 10 ай бұрын

I do believe it wasn’t Michael work at the the pizzeria simulator because Michael can barely walk,had to live the shadows (It was sailing in the games) and he would scared Henry if he or any other people in the restaurant saw Michael like(I say just Henry if he hired him in secret)

@break_the_galaxy 10 ай бұрын

This is for sure gonna come back to haunt me at some point but Michael's voice at the end of Sister Location is insanely attractive in my opinion. I second the 12/12 (which is wild because he and William basically sound exactly the same and hearing William's voice does absolutely nothing for me except piss me off tbh)

@henryapplebottom7231 9 ай бұрын

I'd give yendo one or two sympathy points because 1: he's naked 2: he's also stuck in the baby bunker with no implication that he ever gets out. Poor guy.

@Goremasterhelsing 9 ай бұрын

Bon bon's bite would be like a Chihuahua but more painfull

@GenreChowderStudios 11 ай бұрын

Being in A tier is exactly right, given your criteria, but Glamrock Freddy will always be S+ tier in my heart. He is such a nice fellow.

@austinhill3561 11 ай бұрын

I do like content where people take video game characters and rank them on something far outside their genre (Polygon's Mortal Kombat video ranking how well the characters can cuddle).

@DownTrodded 11 ай бұрын

Live a little

@orangeinkius7257 11 ай бұрын

Jake DoubleYoo ranking the Greek gods by how good they smell

@Good_luck_. 9 ай бұрын

I am going to take this as validation to go to my nearest chuck e cheese and kiss the rat

@GameJack26 9 ай бұрын

im so happy you gave scrap baby 1 point for cute/coolness

@lizryan7451 11 ай бұрын

"Decades old human jerky" absolutely undid me. Stellar job, A+, 100% worth the wait

@shadowdragon1396 11 ай бұрын

Peak fnaf content. So committed to the bit that the conversation has gone full circle from cringe to based. Truly unashamed, and that’s admirable.

@richardkirkland6805 10 ай бұрын

Technically the Rockstar Freddy we face in UCN is a different model of Rockstar Freddy that we put on stage in Pizzeria Sim. The stage version of Rockstar Freddy doesn't have a coin slot, meaning he can't extort anyone. And even then, he only asks for Faz Tokens, or Faz Coins, which are literally arcade tokens. Also, Roxy as we see in Ruin acts basically like Freddy... To anyone who *isn't* Gregory.