Back atcha.

You too,thank you so much for your input.From East Africa

Chama! 🏹

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on paper they are at the same level? wtf are you even saying my b chappelle had the most popular show in the US during peak cable tv

I have Sirius so i listen to jim and sam and the bonfire... none of them have ever criticized bert. They shit on absolutely everything else

@@williamchristie9129cause their gay.

​@@williamchristie9129I have KZfaq and watch comedy enforcement and he constantly shuts on bert

Its funny what poor people imagine is rich. Youre like Joe Dirt.

But he's still so annoying you'd rather just play nes alone

His real shit heel side came out too. He’s not going to listen to an ex ball player or stand up. He’s a know it all.

the deuce i dropped in the toilet 15 minutes ago is funnier than 'the machine' story

Hey don't you dare ever say that The machine story is "FUN"nee not funny

Bert was actually right in this instance

Bro got envious cause a dude who's been dead for two millennia dares to have more influence over the people in the room. What a black hole of self-esteem.

I don't know why anyone is friends with Tom. All he does is criticize everyone to make himself look better. His mother, his father, his wife, his kids, his employees, his friends, his fans... Would you be friends with anyone like that?

@@teddnagurski5583 I definitely wouldn't. I thought Tom was still friends with Bert, but I also haven't been paying much attention to them lately, either. I still find Bert to be a lot more annoying than Tom, though.

Tom Segura is one of those friends who likes you, but doesn't much respect you.

🎯

What a real best friend should do too 😂

He looks like he ran a nudie theater in the 70s

Biggest for now,he's gonna get buff soon!

@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ he hurt his foot

Stavvy is a sharp guy, we need more like him.

stav is in it for the right reasons

Norm and Tony would have worked off of each other very well, arguably 2 of the best(EDIT: People CAPABLE!) of Roasting out there despite Norms career not being predicated on Roasting... Just for anyone that did not understand what I was trying to say when I said they where two of the best Roasters out there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ((OG: comment = Norm and Tony would have worked off of each other very well, arguably 2 of the best Roasters out there)} PS: I stand by what I said but I felt the need to specify!

​@n0viewers409 I love norm. But he was definitely not a "roaster"

@@n0viewers409what kind of cope is this? Norm would have hated someone like Tony. Everything about Tony as a person is the type of character he hated. Self involved. Self interested, obsessed with ‘career’. Everything about the rogan sphere was antithetical to norm and his philosophy of life.

​@@famalam943 Tony is an actual good comedian to be fair, I don't disagree with your points about Tony but he's not a JRE comedian either.

@@GOREDO5 Norm always had amazing comebacks, he may not have fronted as a roaster but he was damn good at it.

His cruise ship is that Boaty McBoatface ship 😂

Epic comment 😂😂😂

Very funny

😆😂😆

Bert : Nice to meet ME

Exactly.

Tom also thinks that all his fans are way beneath him too. I feel like he’s in a weird situation where he really hates his fans, but has to put up with them to keep the checks rolling in. I used to like Tim until I saw how quickly money showed his true colors.

Segura is next up. Dude got far to big for his britches

@@Juggernaut365Really, this my first time hearing anything negative about Tom.

I personally think Bert is the funnier person and also standup … but that’s my stupid opinion. Would rather hang with Bert and see Bert’s your than anything with Tom. I think Tom is funny … but Bert rules

Specially cuz stavs sober😂😂

He does that when people make him uncomfortable with the truth he doesn’t wanna hear.

Stavie called him out before when he pulled that comics brain isn’t like a pedestrians! 😂

@@EvoDad87he’s completely dysfunctional.

Mad because he included his sister when she arrived is hilarious lol

He honestly thinks he was doing Louis CK a solid favor. Louie and Colin Quinn and Bill Burr, Kevin Hart and so many others see what’s up and want no part of becoming Bert’s manufactured entourage.

Please tell me that’s a lie? The balls on him. Heard them cal him to do their 5K Run a while back. Louie change your #. Colin Quinn described how Bert keeps asking him to tour. 😂

It’s so embarrassing. I had second hand embarrassment when I saw it the first time.

@@samanthab1923 it’s true! Louis did an epidode on berts podcast because he was promoting his latest show. He was on Roganband Im sure he was “asked” to do these other shows. The entire episode is ridiculously funny cuz you can tell that Louis realizes what a total idiot bert is!

@@DGillian6406 Love that 😆👋

Eco boost

... and then complain about it (but not sell it) because the "ergonomics are bad." No dude... Your ergonomics are bad; you can't fit. *3 months later* "I only got a DUI because cops profile mustangs.Its bullshit... the footage will be up on patreon in a day." ... Dude you were going 40 over on the sidewalk, shirt off, at 11 AM on a Tuesday - (Probably Ari).

In a sea of haters hating here's an actual joke, that's funny.

You know he has one right? Lol

@@MrKinkysloth🤣🤣

Incredible timing

Omg!!😢 I can’t believe that I didn’t catch that. How sad.

@@denisebennettahrentzen8340 I have truly never seen someone like Bert. He is unique in his own shitty way. He is a strange guy but he has his funny/good moments. His wife must always feel like a full-time babysitter when he is around. God bless her.

No he knows..alcohol is his protection..like any addict..makes reality and bad thoughts go away....temporarily

I absolutely agree, but it’s kind of hard to sit here and tell a guy who is clearly not funny but found a way to Phil 20,000+ seats making 30+ million a year to slow down Even Bert understands the smartest thing to do is to take absolute full advantage of this incredible circumstance, and he has generated enough wealth for literally generations

😂😅

His net worth isn’t even 30 millions.

I’m all for identifying an alcoholic but the guy keeps saying Bert has an easy life because he landed a Will smith deal 6 months out the gate. But clearly works an outrageous amount and we can all see he has inner demons. They identify he says yes to everything while simultaneously saying he’s unfunny. -Who the hell would stop while you’re still able to make 30 million a year while being unfunny? lol I do not think he is funny at all but I wouldn’t say it’s much of a stretch to say he is stoic as he maintains a party fun demeanor despite admitting he’s Conscious of his many short comings

If they get views and make the uploaders money then the horse ain't dead! Reaction videos have been big on KZfaq for years but I always see people acting like it's wrong to mock these podcasts and comedians? 🤔 They are all killers and monsters apparently so why would they care? 😆

@@devonwilliams2423that’s narcissism, not stoicism. There’s a big difference between

@@pavlovsdogman I agree with you. We just keep seeing the same clips and arguments over and over again. It’s boring to me personally

@@devonwilliams2423 Ah, sure. Bert Kreischer, the unfunny millionaire stoic, proving that even in comedy, you can laugh all the way to the bank while juggling life’s complexities. Who knew enlightenment came with a side of tequila and dad bod?

Where is this at again? Asking for a friend.

Bart Christmas LMFAOOOO

​@@PacmanBrunner bruh chill it really wasn't that funny..

@@TheGreatPewpyOne SHUTUP BERT

Ya bert sucks at comedy for sure. But this guys take that theres so many more successful comedians is so fuckin stupid. There were 3 more SUCCESSFUL comedians than bert last year. Just 3. This is just a job these guys have. They can spin it however they want, but success in business is strictly determined on how well you do financially. Not up for debate. Unfunny bert shits on all but three of these funnier comedians hes compared to.

I think Schaub truly was the #1, Bert was the immediate 2nd

😂😂😂

I hope some day I find somebody that looks at me the way I look at alcohol.

​@@the_inquisitive_inquisitorLolol

Lots of guys do you just ignore them.

I’m looking! I’m down to eat some kitkat! 😛😉

Frat? Surely that dunce didn't go to college. In fact, I'd bet he's a GEDer.

He hates being at home with his loser boring kids and wife 😂

He has really made a career off of others backs.

point blank.

That’s why he got so mad when people didn’t want to eat his food. He needs people to take his gifts. It all makes sense now

PREACh

Same!! I first heard of him from his Special where he had his shirt off….. I knew I didn’t like him from the start I gave him a chance and regretted it Joe Rogan is a trash comedian too

​@@Alfredo-lol Agreed, but at least Rogan is redeemable via his interviewing abilities. Bert... nothing

The wheels of Justice move slowly. But hey I’m glad others finally caught on. Bloated carcass

@@Alfredo-lol first saw him on jre years ago telling that fake ‘gangster taking their pants off’ story & instantly could tell ‘this guy is full of sht’. His body language, the language he used, everything screamed lier and with a needy personality. He’s only gotten worse. I think it’s hilarious he tried to get the ‘tryhard’ documentary taken down multiple times becusze its was 100% accurate

No, it comes from the awareness that they’re having to ride the coattails of a guy who is so much less talented and funny than they are.

@@coreycaldwell322 Yes, but they DON'T HAVE TO!! They can just leave him to himself and be funny on their own... right??

@@matturner6890 Theoretically, yes. But it doesn’t always work that way. Show business is not a meritocracy. Bert’s ridiculous success is the best evidence of that.

@@coreycaldwell322They don’t have to, it’s their decision and that’s on them.

For some of them that are incredibly wealthy like Tony Hinchcliffe, Mark Normand etc they are just doing a favor for a buddy and taking an easy paycheck which is why they’re only working one weekend each. For veteran comics like Soder and Oakerson, they do OK, but they know this tour could give them more exposure and be the thing that helps them sell specials to Netflix or play bigger rooms. Also remember, Bert may be irritating, but he is a nice guy who takes care of his people very well.

That's what I'm saying, this channel and a couple others, feels like they get an idea in there mind, then craft a video that spins the narrative into whatever it is they want. Not hating on them, but alot of these videos/channels have no substance and are only there to get them clicks.

Redacts

They are alcoholics. They like to hang out with each other. So alcoholics is the answer.

My father. And I hate him with a burning passion, so there yuh go lol

@@AppalachianChaplin 😂

They are the kids of people who used to pay to see Larry the Cable Guy

I had a coworker who listened to Bert. He was in the shop listening to him on a podcast and laughing. I was in awe 😮

Everyone I know who is a fan of comedy thinks Bert is the most annoying and unfunny personality in comedy. I don’t know a single person who likes him.

The normies that don’t pay attention to anything worth while in life. They are just slobbering through life. Those types of people like creeps like Burnt Lawnchair

Smooth brains, the type of people who watch big bang theory.

Democrats

that's what i was thinking I put them of the same level

Berg tells jokes to alcoholics, Tom tells jokes to suburban parents. There’s a lot of cross over, but they seem like different fans to me.

Nah, Tom is great on stage and his unreleased material is better than ever. I've never been into Bert.

He has the alpha meat head mentality and he achieved that status within the realm of not only comedy and UFC but podcasting too. It's very likely he is an American government asset as well, even if you're self-made you do not get to be the top of anything in media without the American government approving it.

No, he really just does that to Bert but he’ll do it to his face, especially during the Sober October podcast. If you watch one of the newer episodes, the last few years every time Bert starts talking the other three guys look at each other, smirking silently making fun of him. And Bert is too fixated on himself to notice

He made all his friends rich and successful just being in his circle. But none of them are as motivated or talented as Joe so they had ceilings in place Rogan does not. He'll always be more powerful in their groups, and because of that untouchable status he can shit on any of them. But if one of them disparage him, they're cut off and that is the end. Bert and Tom will never detach themselves from the JRE tit

That's just dudes man. It's fine

Too much material

I mean they give him endless content

He’s exposing the bull sh*t. Looking behind the curtain. Shows how money spent on advertising a strategic photo ops with fake friends lets him tag off other people’s fame to promote himself. Bets a real life cheater brand. He buys the billboards & advertising press, the phony awards and his friends. There’s a sucker born every minute and Bert needs them to buy tickets.

You watched it

Fuck for real

Middle america loves the dream he sells more than the actual bert… hard for them to let go of that dream and look at the real thing when many of them have too much else on and love the dream so much..

@@George2647g very astute observation my friend. I guess they would have too look at themselves in the mirror if they actually thought about it.

He’s barely a father to his kids or husband to Liane. How can he be a good friend to anyone. He’s an empty bring. Just hot air

​@samanthab1923 how could you possibly know how he is in his home? I find it so wierd when people think they know all these things about someone they literally don't know lol.

@@alisab4811 He’s talked about it. He knows he’s a bad dad & rebels in it. They are nothing without him & his money. He describes himself as another one of Liane’s kids.

@samanthab1923 ive heard the podcast where he says that, nd many couples will describe the husband as another child to care for, I've personally heard that at least a dozen times irl, it doesn't really mean that he's not an important part of their family or that they're not present... it means he's a man child in at least some ways (as alot of men are, especially when they have a wife that willingly takes the riens.) I'm just saying, you're taking something he said that was light hearted and making it into something much more serious. Again, you must know hearing a comment on a podcast doesn't mean you know how his house is or how his family feels about him.... Also, his kids love him and he clearly loves them... so no matter what ever self-deprecating shit he says, or 'shitty' things he does as a dad, I doubt it's as bad as you're making it out to be. Idk how he is at home, my point is neither do you... Nd what do you mean by 'they are nothing without him and his money' are you saying that or are you saying he said that?

@samanthab1923 ive heard the conversation you're referring to, many couples describe the husband as another child to care for tho, I've personally heard that at least a dozen times irl, it doesn't really mean that he's not an important part of their family or that they're not present... it means he's a man child, in at least some ways (as alot of men are, especially when they have a wife that willingly takes the riens.) I'm just saying, you're taking something he said that was light hearted and making it into something much more dark. I don't know what he's like at home, I'm just saying, neither do you... Hes probably irresponsible nd clearly a dumb ass yes, but he loves his daughters, nd from what ive seen they love him too, so can it really be as bad as you're tryna make it? I guess if you wanna think you have some type of insight on his personal life and relationships that's cool, but really you heard a comment on a podcast nd know nothing about their day to day lives... Nd what did you mean by 'they are nothing without him and his money'? Did he say that or are you saying that?

Like stuttering John

Ugh that is so true!

That’s hilarious 😂

I always thought the cowardly lion

He did...without saying it

Big Jay knows what’s up. They’re friendly enough. He’s getting paid. The end.

Exactly...friends would be honest with him.Sad how they will talk when he finally breaks

I’m not sad for him or his loved ones, I’m sad for us

Yep! Always the same ol' shit, too. "I don't drink as much as I used to!" "I can control my drinking!" "I got in shape!" Yeaahh, sure, bud! 😉. Pour another two...or ten...or... who's counting?!?

“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis”

No one is debating his success...but he has stated before ...he has to pay people to hang out with him and do things with him..thats what his tour is about ....its just..sad....especially when Tom, one of his best friends and business partners never does anything of his...like damn

don’t we all kind have to do business or pay people to be around as we get older though.even if we just rent the boat 🤷🏻‍♂️ya know . people don’t show up for shot anymore with out an incentive

That’s not really true, the rest of the year Bert is selling out professional sports arenas by himself with just regular openers and middles.

real one

Yet here you are

​@@bffalcon3378this is literally the "These Comedians: I'm Over Them" channel

​@@bffalcon3378 bert or other guy don't own this channel 😂

@@BOBBIESHOOGIES yes but to say you don't like someone then to literally watch content 100% about that same person is just weird. I understand hate watching but at the same time just watch him if you want to watch him that badly. It has nothing to do with anyone owning a KZfaq channel

@bffalcon3378 so what. It bothers you so much you need to write a whole paragraph. Lol Edit=maybe you should watch them

You mean mancow?

Redbar's watching

@@maddieyoung1658444

Redbar is withering!

@@pharaohmonkey1616 it’s true. He’ll be dead any day now.

I swear. He thinks his fans are sophisticated lovers of the arts lol

No what's wild is you and comments like this. I like toms stand up I can't stand berts. They aren't the fucking same tell us you don't know shit about comedy without telling us you don't know comedy

I used to like Tom before the money showed his true colors. He truly, honestly does not like his fans, that they are so far beneath him.

His fans are all out of touch boomers and stay at home moms that carry his boring, lazy inside jokes for him

Remember that Segura doesn’t really think of himself as a comedian anymore. He is a podcast mogul first, and occasional comic. So when he thinks “his people” who he’s thinking about is the audience for YMH or the type of person who would buy his book. Not a 2 Bears fan

I really think you're off the mark here. He seems to me like a covert narcissist who only shows his true monstrous anger off-camera. The story about him screaming bloody murder at Joe List for daring to order food for a party they were at when he wanted to kinda gives that away. Someone with a decent heart wouldn't have to pay people to be friends with him, or say things ON CAMERA TO POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE like "Our kids? Oh they're my wife's kids, they're not my kids... and they're nothing without me".

Anthony jesilnik might be a douchebag. But at least he's funny

Rogan I think has done the whole calling out comedians and it is from that one time of him doing it that had him question if doing that was something that was good for his mind. I think he is firm on what is good comedy and what is not but he doesn't go out and yell it from a mike or insult the person into quieting. He is more about doing that behind a door while saying it in a kind manner. I am all for that, this whole burning a fire under a comedians ass because the audience doesn't like them is the behaviour of a low life. No quality about such people imo. I remember seeing a video of Rogan using his louder ton with a hint of insults to get bobby to spill on Carlos and I thought that was the same thing you are asking him to do but for comedians who aren't good. That behaviour is the behaviour of a low life. I don't respect it and I guess from listen to Rogan I surmise that he doesn't appreciate his behaviour at that time as well.

Podcasts have given us over exposure to alot of comedians. I barely listen to Rogans podcast anymore, because he has his buddies on and only like 1 in 10 of them are actually funny and worth listening to.

@@stevvvvveperry that's an extreme comment "1 in 10". I don't even listen to Rogan's podcast because of the off chance he gets a good comedian on. But that is a personal preference. But I agree we are over exposed to a lot of things and listening to comedians talk about comedy as much as it is being talked about today is too much.

I just wish Patrice O’Neal was still with us. Bert would’ve quit comedy 10 years ago when he should’ve because he wouldn’t be able to take Patrice’s honesty.

Same 😂

What about the thicc boy?

The Aubrey downfall is pretty good too

He just deserves the downfall so much. He's a terrible person. Terrible father. Terrible friend. Terrible comedian. Man child. Obsessed with himself. God awful fake laugh. He has zero redeeming qualities.

What fucking downfall he sells out arenas. I dislike him but what the fuck

Lmao you’re right, he was even saying it as I read this

Why are u correcting people on KZfaq bro. Disappear permanently.

@@Nobodyman6979 Awe. Who hurt you sweetheart? 😆

​@Nobodyman6979 Is your comment directed at a now deleted comment? Because you make absolutely no sense.The main comment or anyone else hasn't corrected anybody. Do you understand what the definition of correcting is?

@@Cyber_Cowboy He appears to have disappeared permanently. Username checks out tho, can't fault him.

Think most ppl just find him unlikable I think but agreed

He's paying people to be friends with him essentially

Good point. The psychology of WHY he's doing it is sad and cringy, and him softly holding them hostage to hang out is a little yuck, but the silver lining is the pay and presumed networking for the comedians.

The masses are easily led, every commenter is only here because youtube knows it's popular to dunk on him because his extremely influential friends with profound collective clout have all started to do so as well, which creates a feedback loop. Even this channel is just doing this to farm views, like a mollusk feasting on the droppings of a freshly torn apart victim from a group of sharks.

because there are a lot of jealous failed comedians out there. The comments here seem to be filled with them.

Type in Bert Kreischer isn’t funny in the you tube search bar. 😂 Bert Kreischer sucks but he’s part of the Hollywood BS machine. THATS WHY HES NOT MOVING TO AUSTIN. he has to live where he has access giant billboards, and can get recognition once in a while on the street. Bert is addicted to the fake lifestyle that he thinks is reality. Money before God & family.

Yeah this dude has created a anti fan fiction reality. I enjoy his creativity

What? You know that a lot of people outside of America wipe their ass with their hands. I just don't know the context of the comment. I just know if you think Bert is dumb for wiping his ass with his hand, it isn't is all.

@@TheFergo911 cool story bro

​@TheFergo911 I don't think you understand what you're saying 😂 Bert is a rich man in America, why would he need to wipe with his hands? He's not someone from a 3rd word country.

@@Mr.H0LLYW00D yeah like I said what's the problem if he did. I know of people who use water to wipe their ass and not toilet paper and they live in Western world. S wiping ur ass with toilet paper mean your rich 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@@TheFergo911what like third world countries? 😂😂

Brilliant summary.

Yeah I gave this video a chance, but this kind of content is fucking lame.

He probably only watches videos about himself lol

Lol

yeaah tom is on the same level-

Tom is nearly identical to Bert the only difference is Bert's narcissism compels him to belittle the people around him while Tom's belittles the people who he keeps at a distance: the fans. They're fat drunks that make jokes, don't take them seriously or care about them too much.

@@gymbmymb3465 they are similar. Don't worry, I don't think about those guys very much.😁

That went over your head bud. They were clowning Bert so he deflected and tried to make a joke that he knew wasn't funny. He knows tom is smart.

@@PenceJoel-nz7kn oh oops whatever lol i still hate bert with a passion 🤣

How dare you say that during pride month?

same, I still find the idea of taking comments clrealy made in jest (ala Tony on Two Bears) and analysing them as if they are seriously ripping into and hating on each other to be funnier than a lot of stand up comedians on the scene currently! This channel could not exist if people in current times weren't reading far too much into jokes, this guy is no different he is just reading different things from jokes than others who mostly just assume offensive jokes are serious points of view.

That podcast is funny, it would be nice to see Comedy Enforcement cover some actually funny pods. Or 2lazy2try, they could do a whole video on what happened to the B B B Bonezone

Thx I appreciate that

A C*NT first

no hes not lmao bert was on tv right after college youtube wasnt around in the 80s

​@@cricketfilms1879bert wasn't on TV in the 80s bro. He's an entertainer by heart, doesn't make him funny.

​@@cricketfilms1879that shitty show didn't last more then 2 seasons 😂

​@@cricketfilms1879the Douches on ghost adventures have lasted almost 20 years on that same network 😂

More like a fart, gives you a chuckle but with a lingering aroma that clears the room

His name is Burp. Burp Chrysler.

And this whole comment is showing you don't If someone is being ironic or not. Because you don't think bert is just being ironic about everything right? Give a couple examples Why you think this channel doesn't understand irony?

Indeed, also, him analysing Tony's joking digs at the roast performance as if they were said with hatred and malintent is just hilarious to me.

Um. No, no he didn’t 😂 Bert is an imbecile trying to relive his fraternity years because he’s an alcoholic that doesn’t have anyone to get drunk and high with unless he’s on the road.