Aight favorite type of donut??

First he invented the Everything Bagel so we could feel Everything, now he is dedicating his dry donuts so he can save Everything. Masterful

Andrew had to buy one donut, despised it after one bite and decided to make a video. I respect that.

The skit was gold...GOLD! This close to being done... and you mixed up quenched and parched.

"Any dryer and the structural integrity of the donut will FAIL." is the wildest shit I've heard all day

Andrew is the only person who can make three feature films into a singular four minute video, whilst losing none of the value, and at the same time increasing my vocabulary better than years of a grammar school education

Andrew really had one Donut from Dunkin and decided to write this sketch.

Andrew writes more compelling plots and characters than 95% of all films produced in the past 25 years.

“…festooned ornamentation” 😂 You thesaurus wielding maniac!

If anyone is curious, the story of Dunkin Donuts terrible donuts is the chain was founded by a man named Bill Rosenberg. He served in Italy in World War 2 where he discovered and fell in love with European coffee. Once the war was over, he came home with one dream, bring that to America. So he spent a lot of money shipping one of the first drip coffee makers America had ever seen and decided to buy a coffee truck. He would drive around to construction sites and sell coffee and soon everyone would start to appreciate good coffee. But every loan officer stared blankly at him and said they wouldn’t give him a loan just to sell coffee. Finally, he lost it and basically yelled at someone, “FINE! I’ll sell donuts too. Will you give me the money now?” They did. One truck became two became three became a store then a franchise. As it spread, anytime things got rough and prices needed to be cut, he responded the same way, “cut corners on the donuts but don’t touch the coffee.” That’s why Dunkin’s donuts are subpar, their founder did not care a lick about them and never even wanted to make them.

In a bakery, where pastries lay, Dry donuts sat in dismay, No glaze to glisten, no sugar to play, They longed for a moist and sweet array. Their crust, a desert, no flavors to sway, Craving a dip in coffee, to brighten their day, But they waited in silence, in rows they'd stay, Dreaming of frosting, in a sugary ballet.

The acting, partucularly the inflection and emphasis on specific words, is perfect. In addition, the music fit perfectly.

I can't even describe how much I laughed every time you called out the donuts for being dry and shitty 🤣 Thank you

I like to think Andrew just bought some Dunkin donuts and was displeased and wrote an entire skit just because of it.

I wonder if Dunkin Donuts could sue for defamation after you absolutely roasted, toasted, burned, and left them out to DRY!

First his family... now his reputation... Under that stress, we would all crumble... just like their donuts.

I remember when just walking by a Dunkin Donuts you could smell the fresh donuts being made every morning down the street. I can't believe they're getting them frozen and shipped to stores now. That's just a damn shame.

I feel like Andrew had a subpar experience at Dunkin' Donuts this morning.

Andrew blessed us with another masterpiece

Aside from “quenched” probably meaning the opposite of what you think this means, this was incredibly well done! Excellently written, extraordinarily well scored, and the timing and acting were on-point, extremely well shot and edited.

As a former Dunkin employee, the donuts suck because theyre literally frozen and then thawed out each night, so by breakfast they're stale. Also they never clean the icing station out fully, so theres almost definitely mold in there. I had to beg them to follow health codes and they refused to listen and only ever pushed us to be on the clock less so we wouldnt take an extra 3 bucks from store payroll budget. One night, to prove a point, i cut myself bad but was told to clock out by a certain time or face consequences, so I left the kitchen covered in blood and clocked out. Then i reported them to the health dept.

The Popeyes biscuit mix, yes! A scientific phenomenon.

The fucking character development and pay of better than any sci fi film in the last decade. Holy fuck. Andrew does it again.

Sir, you're more than just a comedian... ... You're a living work of art. NEVER. EVER. STOP.

“Make quality donuts that are never frozen” as a former Dunkin employee I can guarantee they are trash regardless if they’re frozen or not, and yes we’re saving humanity by making them dry as hell

I get invested in the characters and plot of Andrew's short films more than full ass films/series that gets produced nowadays. I know you don't get many views on these, Andrew, but please don't stop making these. This is masterpiece and art in its truest form and it can't die.

This is without a doubt one of my favourite videos on the platform, the way you Dunk on them donuts is masterful 😂

This short skit about donuts has more intense emotions and acting than the entire Paranormal Activity series combined.

It went deeper than I could ever have been tortured to imagine in my wildest, drug induced nightmares 😢

This was beyond comedy Andrew. This was a cinematic experience lmao

This is the best movie of 2023. Dont even try to prove me wrong.

All I can say is I'm very excited for your future. Yet another 5 minute epic with the ups and downs of a feature film.

This makes me want to see a full length movie with Andrew and him only. Just one and a half hour of him talking to himself in various roles.

One note - To be quenched is to be refreshed with a beverage, it is not the state of thirst or perchance: being parched. Love your work. You know what they say: the delivery of the joke is nine-tenths of the law.

Probably the greatest product complaint ever made.

I always thought Dunkin was thinking 10 moves ahead of everyone else...

You know that feeling you get when you finish watching a really good 1-to-2-hour long movie. I got that same feeling in 4mins from this. Amazing job.

The plot twist, the pain, the struggle, the drama, the lights, the action. Give this man a noble piece doughnut.

I really feel that this character is the center of the Story. I NEED more of this character.

This was an emotional rollercoaster. I think I need a doughnut

Glazed donuts still wet af. Perfect with a strawberry refresher. Wait.... 😂

I love this video for the fact that I have yet to hear anyone else acknowledge that Dunkin's donuts now taste so much less... donut-y. Nobody around me will admit that they legitimately taste different than they used to -- everyone just insists they _seem_ to taste different because they're smaller. I've been living in my own sad world of dry, tasteless donuts until now. Any other sufferers of donut depression out there?

I just.....awe inspired..... Another example of how good writing, acting, line delivery, camera work, and appropriate sound track can make any topic fascinating. I would sit down for 2 hours honestly to see where that story went.

You forgot the part where they're getting smaller by the day too. Soon they'll have to rebrand their munchkin donuts because they'll be regular sized.

Get this man a production studio and I’m convinced he could solve all global problems

Unstable yet visionary inventor guy is my favourite character from the Rousso universe

There's always so much suspense, mystery, intrigue, tension, and swerves that go into these videos.

This man is a terrifying force of nature... and I mean both the Inventor as well as Andrew himself.

So happy you made a sequel to the everything bagel video which was one of my favorites, the way you mix suspense, plot, and comedy is masterful as always.

Your skits tell better stories with harder laughs and better twists than I've seen from Hollywood in several years.

Yep Dunkin removed the donuts from their name just like they go-to a third party company to buy the donuts that get delivered at 3am to sit on their trays until open. No temperature control or enclosures, just sorts in the inventory section of the store. Any pests or insects are free to feast for hours until an employee opens the store at 4 or 5am

This is my favourite skit you have ever done. My thanks.

The refresher is 🔥. Perfect for dryyyy 🍩 .

This man needs to become a movie writer or a show of some sort because this man is amazing

"fucking good then. Good" is the funniest bit

bro, I do not know how you do it, but you somehow keep elevating your humor. love it

I wasnt expecting this, then again, one cant predict what the next video is going to be about when it is made by Andrew. For all we know, it could be about the story of the worm and its survival against the birds.

What a god damn masterpiece

The sweatiness adds to the drama and suspense

The perfect sequel to "this muffin is really moist."

I’m so glad Christopher Nolan is going to get a well deserved Oscar for this masterpiece.

The twist at the end absolutely made this a masterpiece. The NASA connections weren’t enough - this man brought us through a traumatic experience and gave me sympathy for the villain!

Man im soo glad your channel blew up i love your comedy it makes my day when a new video of yours is uploaded. Then i share it with my friends.

Not even Hollywood can 😭the writing here is too good

Man i swear the effort and intensity that go into these videos are through the roof, love this channel, keep it up :D

Just make a movie man, you have what it takes.

When he said: "You all are thinking quarterly.." I thought he'd follow with: "I'm thinking annually." lol

My God this is incredible 😂 Easily one of the bits I’ve seen in a while

Dryer, tougher, denser I missed that Daft Punk song

Everything bagels guy is both a savior and a psychopath, saving the world so it can continue to burn before his eyes. Great stuff

I adore your work, funniest skits on the Internet for sure 😂

These videos never go where I think they're going to, and I love it

Yeah. I don’t know why they make those dry ass things. I had one once and was like “wow, that’s terrible.”

It's good to finally get answers.

I like the idea that the board members was not aware of the NASA Dunken joint partnership to save the earth.

A genius, a poet and a rogue. I salute to another masterpiece.

I will never stop, Joseph. This pastry hell will never stop. My painful memories keep repeating over and over in my head. And as long as they do, this world's suffering at my hand shall go on and on in an endless loop as well. A loop, just... like... a bagel. (Seriously, though, I'm so elated that my favourite Andrew Rousso sketch got a sequel)

This has better writing and production than most movies that have come out in the last few years.

That was really, really good. Excellent acting.

Phenomenal writing, absolutely brilliant, my tear ducts have been drained completely.

This was an absolute masterpiece, Andrew. The rare sequel that surpasses the original

“Can you see it now.. Joseph?” Sent me lmao😂

The delivery when he says “then so be it.”… Masterful

Love this .Long live Dry Donut Dynasty.

Bro needs his own movie 🍿

The only character I could ever connect 🥺

Honestly I think a lot of your videos, while funny and creative, carry on too long and overstay their welcome - this one is a masterpiece.

I swear andrew has the best documentaries.

This was probably the best one you've ever made. I love it! What a roller-coaster.

This is the most villain to hero to villain story I have ever seen and FFS 9/10.

This is the most brutal well structured savage insult ever

You never know where an Andrew Rousso video will take you... All you know is the journey will change you...

I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that Dunkin and Tim Hortons have been working together, tirelessly towards this single goal of dry ass donuts. It's all clear after watching this riveting testimony.

that was an emotional rollercoster

I just love this man’s acting it almost seems like he’s really into it and that’s why I love it

The reason the donuts are awful now is simple: They are no longer made in-store daily. A decade or two ago, every store had to have a kitchen. But competition from Starbucks made the chain want to get into smaller spaces. In addition, people who owned more than one store wanted to make their donuts centrally. So now all the donuts are made centrally, which means they need to be made to be shipped and there can be fewer options.

"we have phased out making the donuts in-house in favor of shipping them in boxes, having been baked and then frozen" their new plan is to yoink all the bakers and stick them in a big metal box where they'll not only bake them, but frost them there too and then ship out that, so all the stores need to do is thaw them it's gonna be a bad time I will not be put in the box

"He was a hero i just couldn't see it.....kinda."

I remember as a child you could always tell when it was best to go to the Dunkin Donuts near the train station because the entire area smelled like donuts, which meant they were baking fresh ones. Nothing was finer than getting a couple of freshly frosted donuts from there in the early morning. That shop also did breakfast sandwiches which were amazing, and their coffee was top notch. Now I'm pretty sure I could take a Dunkin Donut and throw it at a street plow and dent the plow blade with it, or leave on next to an ant hill and the ants would refuse to try to eat it.

Andrew has better writing skills than all of cable television, hollywood, netflix, and hulu combined in just the tip of his pinky.