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@KH-ur9ed2 жыл бұрын
I can't fathom what time period this takes place in, but it sounds like a magical place with horse carriages, Panera bread, and Everything Bagels.
@ProfiteerProphet2 жыл бұрын
I mean, there are horse carriages today. They are not common, but maybe this man's wife and daughter were very, very unlucky. Maybe they were run over by a parade. Or newly weds. Or the Queen of England.
@sharkbait69382 жыл бұрын
Or just... Ran over by some Amish..
@AndrewRousso2 жыл бұрын
As I was editing this I was like... what the hell - when does this take place?! OH WELL
@imam-_-2 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewRousso It look place in EVERY time I guess 😂
@Needler132 жыл бұрын
Say what you want but strawberry cream cheese is the best
@theradiantdadmaster54632 жыл бұрын
I love how the ingredients on everything bagels has been summarised as 'random seeds and... BULLSHIT!"
@DTux52492 жыл бұрын
is it wrong?
@1800careless2 жыл бұрын
It's all I want till it's all over me and I look like Ive been feeding birds for a life time
@IzzyPar2 жыл бұрын
It honestly feels like its just the leftovers and stuff nobody ever fucking wants on a bagel.
@xavis_dad2 жыл бұрын
I had tears and snot rolling...
@TurnOffTheDarkX Жыл бұрын
@@telanis9 And caraway seeds. So much bullshit on them.😆
@ryan.j1132 жыл бұрын
I love his delivery of "THE WHOLE FUCKING BAG" with a passion
@jacknapier8201 Жыл бұрын
That is the line reading of a man who did not want an everything bagel and ended up with one because of the bag
@Naptural852 жыл бұрын
If only my everything would STAY on my everything bagel… that’s the real travesty
@SetTheCurve Жыл бұрын
Seriously, wtf. Why did they decide to put marginally attached ingredients loosely attached on the outside of the bagel. The inside might have been worth considering.
@Brother8237 Жыл бұрын
Honestly when he said “even if there is one everything bagel the whole bag will smell like everything bagel’s” I really thought he was gonna say the bag would be full of seeds and other bullshit from the bagel
@ALYSSAISTHEBESTWOO Жыл бұрын
They sell everything bagel seasoning that you can just sprinkle on top of a normal bagel (or whatever else you want)! It sticks much better to the cream cheese than the bread haha
@wwerdo4 Жыл бұрын
@@ALYSSAISTHEBESTWOO everything bagel seasoning high key goes well on so many things I love it
@vipermad358 Жыл бұрын
I put on the cream cheese, then I flip the bagel and make all the bullshit stick to the cream cheese than I flip it again and eat all the stuff with the bullshit. It's great.
@broganwalker41672 жыл бұрын
The intensity of delivery of "I felt... EVERYTHING" was perfect, right down to the spit flying across the room
@tanthecomfymodder2 жыл бұрын
Jesus. And here I thought I was the only one who is cursed with that knowledge 🙏
@mamangsumamang85112 жыл бұрын
Those were them everything droplets
@AndresHernandez-yk5im2 жыл бұрын
Was actually a good line
@angelarafael98752 жыл бұрын
When he said everything... He meant everytging...
@jehriasean6379 Жыл бұрын
Exactly perfect!
@_TheGlockSaint_2 жыл бұрын
Most movies today break tension for a comic relief, but this is refreshingly serious and dramatic
@friedlemon51722 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I really hope that trend dies soon
@aribantala2 жыл бұрын
This is a Comic Relief that add tension with a Movie plot
@Dragonswiftx2 жыл бұрын
MFW the tension is the comedic relief
@tazzydevil66382 жыл бұрын
Andrew is a better actor than some Hollywood actors
@metroboomin88952 жыл бұрын
I like that you're calling andrew's videos movies bc i wholeheartedly agree
@derpythetroll16video82 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "the whole fucking bag" like he's genuinely been annoyed/appalled by this occurrence despite everything bagels not even being invented yet
@markrathouz5910 Жыл бұрын
The curse of being a visionary genius is understanding at once all the horrific implications of your groundbreaking idea while at the same time knowing that it simply must be brought into being.
@bigsqueeze7231 Жыл бұрын
@@markrathouz5910 Which begs the question… was it really your idea? Or was the idea given to you from the ether?
@No_Ghosts6 ай бұрын
when his family was trampled by that horse carriage... he knew _exactly_ how it would feel...
@kek-wing Жыл бұрын
"if the world is sick enough to order these..." "then LET THEM eat it!!!" Such powerful lines, brilliantly delivered.
@Pixelcraftian2 жыл бұрын
_"At least we only have one flavor of cream cheese"_ I absolutely love the vibes of _"Oh f*ck I've said it.."_ vibes at the end, incredible performance lmao
@hellohowareyou74952 жыл бұрын
We have more than 1 flavour of cream cheese ?
@maximkusanagi2 жыл бұрын
@@hellohowareyou7495 yes! Garlic and herbs cream cheese is yummy.
@hellohowareyou74952 жыл бұрын
@@maximkusanagi owh
@Geo-wc7jc2 жыл бұрын
did you just use the word vibes twice in one sentence
@StephenHarperRaptagon2 жыл бұрын
Strawberry cream cheese
@bingchilling39142 жыл бұрын
"If it hadn't been for me, you'd be working at Panera Bread!" Now that is how you write good villain dialogue.
@-8l-9242 жыл бұрын
I love how remorseful he is when he sees it upsets Joseph. such a complicated brilliant man.
@NormanTiner Жыл бұрын
"Making... BAD SANDWICHES."
@Zeverinsen Жыл бұрын
The fact that you added *"Light of the seven"* from the Game of Thrones soundtrack to this, which plays for the first time when Cersei's plot to destroy her enemies is finally in effect, after they took everything from her and all she had left was hatred and incest, *makes it perfect.* _Bravo._
@malkrossthemad9727 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be a movie. A bagel aristocratic businessman makes an honest business ans gains everyone's faith with poppyseed and toasted cheese bagels, but loses his mind after his family dies. Descending into madness until he forces his employees to create the rosemary bagel, ghostpepper bagel and finally, the everything bagel. I'd watch the shit outta that.
@austinhenry1363 Жыл бұрын
I prefer to think of him as more of a bagel mad scientist but yes.
@piyh3962 Жыл бұрын
Everything everywhere all at once is literally a movie about an everything bagel and failing in your marriage and career
@fudgenugget26902 жыл бұрын
"At least we only have one flavor of cream cheese" Famous last words.
@justaguy35382 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@b.a.t..2 жыл бұрын
@@justaguy3538 there are multiple cream cheese flavors and with everything bagle you can also mix multple flavors of cheese with eachother and spread that cheese to bagle. You would get everything bagel with everything cheese
@rainey532 жыл бұрын
Everything cream cheese….mmmmhmm??
@justaguy35382 жыл бұрын
@@b.a.t.. 😳
@benjaminfowler45132 жыл бұрын
So many seasonal cream cheese flavors, clashing.
@ruffionmcfoosball2 жыл бұрын
As art slowly dies, fades to periphery, subjugated by greyness. One man stands alone. He is the Bulwark, the Bastion. He is Andrew, and our cynical world doesn't deserve the raw power of his spine tingling content.
@Lucky9_92 жыл бұрын
Dude fucking amen. So many people will see this and be completely and utterly incapable of comprehending the depth of what he is doing here. He is a true thespian. This insight into creative genius is just.. enthralling to watch. It's like watching someone with the talent of... You know I was trying to come up with a name and I honestly can't think of any actor who I can even compare him to. The only name I came up with was Jim Carrey.. But as much of a breadth of skill and character Jim has.. Even thinking about his more devious roles.. I never felt the magnitude with Jim that I do with Andrew.. And I'm not even exaggerating whatsoever. Andrew's content hits me so deeply. He is literally narrating nothing. He could pick up a paperclip and build a drama around it that rivals the greats of the ages no doubt. It's not about the content as such.. Or at least the topic of it.. It's about his soul, his energy, his spirit.. It catches in my throat and makes my chest tight. It's unreal.
@harshsonawane60762 жыл бұрын
Did Timmy write this?
@MahoneyBadger2 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@savor67602 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky9_9 ... deep.
@genericname422 жыл бұрын
Bathalmueuuuuuuuuu
@pricerowland2 жыл бұрын
The "making bad sandwiches" line made me wheeze like a train whistle
@ahmesbaloshy47210 ай бұрын
“It’s an option on the menu” the line was very nicely delivered
@MercuryMarauder5212 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to work at Einstein Bagels, this exact conversation has occurred many times. To put an everything bagel into a Baker's dozen box is a sin and I can't imagine how many boxes were contaiminated by them. I think that when I die and stand before God, I will be judged for that and nothing else.
@JujFuj2 жыл бұрын
And for allowing those atrocities be committed before your eyes and not having the courage to stop them YOU. SHALL. BE. FOUND. WANTING!!!!
@kozmo72 жыл бұрын
@@JujFuj Hath thou without sin cast the first stone Or stale bagel
@JujFuj2 жыл бұрын
@@kozmo7 ah yes for this is mine burden, to carry the sins of my fellow man. But i shall endeavour to shoulder the weight akin to Atlas holding the weight of the giant bagel upon which we live
@kozmo72 жыл бұрын
@@JujFuj When you walk through the valley of onion and doubt, take a look at your life and let it be known, thou without the stench of sin, let thee be the first into the gates of heaven
@saturdaymorninggaming56282 жыл бұрын
This “EXACT” conversation???? So you had some mofo in a wheelchair who’s wife and infant daughter were run over by a carriage, and he went nuts and told you to get “all the seeds and shit” from the kitchen and put it on the bagel??? This exact conversation happened?????
@jdhorror2 жыл бұрын
This is, by far, my absolute favorite skit. I laughed, I cried, I got angry, I felt disgusted.... I laughed a little more. I felt..... EVERYTHING!
@ExtremeUnction1988 Жыл бұрын
After watching this video everything... changed... for ME.
@jdhorror Жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeUnction1988 I sent this to my buddy Joseph. I poached him from subway, hired him as a cook and taught him to be a chef... True story! Lol
@ExtremeUnction1988 Жыл бұрын
@@jdhorror That's awesome! :D
@soyitiel Жыл бұрын
This one's definitely up there with trees one
@sublime_tv Жыл бұрын
It was my first skit of him too lmao
@Vent-Rat2 жыл бұрын
“I lost….EVERYTHING. I felt….EVERYTHING” My fiancé left me 2 weeks ago. This video allowed me to laugh at the pain. Thank you.
@brasondenton4012 жыл бұрын
Man, sorry to hear that... I hope you're doing well. I know how painful that can be.
@calamedisgaunt9162 жыл бұрын
thats rough buddy
@Ladymusicc2 жыл бұрын
That is so heart breaking. I hope you find someone who will treasure you.
@kylecyrus94572 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you were able to find joy again.
@johnxina74962 жыл бұрын
just like my dad
@Konpekikaminari2 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm not making people order them... It's an option on the menu. And if the world is sick enough to order these monstrous breads... ... THEN LET THEM EAT IT!" this line has so much villain energy it's reaching JRPG levels
@ddd7254 Жыл бұрын
I'd like but I want to leave the likes at 420.
@jehriasean6379 Жыл бұрын
It is true though.
@s..........1804 Жыл бұрын
Basically rule34
@jakebarton9199 Жыл бұрын
true insanity
@vanaik8 ай бұрын
reminds me of "We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price" from the movie Margin Call. Great delivery!
@burdock932 жыл бұрын
The delivery of "Everything. Ended. FOR ME." Killed me for some reason 😂 amazing as always!!
@ryanstudulski39412 жыл бұрын
"Let them, EAT IT!" LOL 🤣
@ambermiyuki74762 жыл бұрын
Hell, yea! He’s on another level!
@Awesum2 жыл бұрын
" i lost EVERYTHING!!" Those two lines were the funniest shit
@eazybuxafew2 жыл бұрын
FOR ME!! Absolutely took my soul 😂😂😂
@Inkdipper2 жыл бұрын
when he repeats EVERYTHING and spits at the camera. what a take, holy commitment
@b.a.t..2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this was amazing. The character devolopment, the lore of characters, the acting. This must be shown in acting and writing schools. You sir have created a modern classic just like you always do
@emyrgrznsky99432 жыл бұрын
this man should go to auditions I'm so sure he could become the next big a-list actor... holy shit xd
@israeltries73612 жыл бұрын
Oh no it’s the lord kid
@emyrgrznsky99432 жыл бұрын
@@israeltries7361 huh?
@israeltries73612 жыл бұрын
@@emyrgrznsky9943 sowwy autocorrect
@julianmorning2 жыл бұрын
This comment is ridiculous 😂
@Teksuo2 жыл бұрын
When he said that "I" in "I lost everything", I felt that shit in my soul. The man left everything on the table with that one syllable
@aprilbornheimer40942 жыл бұрын
Just watched Everything, Everywhere, All at Once, and they did the "I put everything on a bagel" joke and I lost it, no one else was laughing, but because of this video I was laughing my ass off
@zaynab-to-a2 жыл бұрын
This became infinitely more terrifying after watching Everything Everywhere All At Once.
@hmmmhru54082 жыл бұрын
Especially considering the bussy videos containing Claire de lune
@aojoly2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this
@jxynothere2 жыл бұрын
Joy coming out of nowhere to say “Hey Evelyn! Bagel.😃”
@thehippie36102 жыл бұрын
Yes! Agreat movie though.
@thatdudebelike...94392 жыл бұрын
😳 Man I REALLY need to see that already!!!! 😭😭
@HapyyTheCat2 жыл бұрын
i guarantee the inspiration for this video came from Andrew buying like 5 normal bagels and someone screwed up and put 1 everything bagel in there and now he is taken his revenge. Like a true man. by making a movie plot accidently.
@porkpiehatkid1141 Жыл бұрын
"I got bored one day... and I put everything on a bagel. Everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist. Sesame, poppy seed, salt. It collapsed in on itself. Because you see, when you really put EVERYTHING on a bagel... it becomes this. The truth." "What is the truth?" "Nothing. Matters."
@crazydude9884 Жыл бұрын
Woah, that's deep
@sathvikvsvundavalli7527 Жыл бұрын
- Everything Everywhere All at Once (awesome movie btw must watch)
@personzorz7 ай бұрын
This man has seen everything
@No_Ghosts6 ай бұрын
too much Reddit and Rick and Morty for you young man, time to enjoy some wholesome Christian programming
@porkpiehatkid11416 ай бұрын
@@No_Ghosts it's from a movie bro
@tigerwizard63882 жыл бұрын
"One day I took a bagel, and put everything on it"
@HighlyRegardted2 жыл бұрын
As someone who almost exclusively orders everything bagels when at bagel shops I feel personally attacked… and yet strangely aroused
Everything bagel supremacy. People who don’t like et bagels are weaklings.
@HighlyRegardted2 жыл бұрын
@@SukeruTengoku it’s this thing called jokes bro
@saturdaymorninggaming56282 жыл бұрын
The part where he said.. " And if the world is sick enough..." was absolute perfection
@ViolentKinks2 жыл бұрын
"...To order these monstrous breads adorned with all kinds of extra BULLSHIT!... THEN LET THEM EAT IT!!
@gincream19932 жыл бұрын
What do you play on Saturday morning?
@falcongamer582 жыл бұрын
Waiting for an answer
@saturdaymorninggaming56282 жыл бұрын
@@gincream1993 nothing. It’s just meant as my own personal call back to the feeling I got as a kid each Saturday morning when I would wake up early to play video games all day.
@saturdaymorninggaming56282 жыл бұрын
@@falcongamer58 why though lol
@justinperez9772 жыл бұрын
Man grew out his hair and beard and filmed this at two separate times for this video. The dedication. The resilient minded man.
@Bacnow Жыл бұрын
I mean…he probably sported the longer hair and beard during filming one role, then shaved, and 10 minutes later filmed the other character’s roles!
@johnr7978 ай бұрын
@@Bacnowyeah was gonna say the same thing lol
@mf80beats2 жыл бұрын
I sincerely believe this was the inspiration for "Everything Everywhere All At Once"
@walkingdreamer01 Жыл бұрын
The idea for EEAAO was thought of in 2016 and movie was shot in the beginning of 2020.
@solo873411 ай бұрын
@@walkingdreamer01 You fool. This sacred event took place everywhere, at every time period, where horse carriages and Panera bread were commonly associated with society. Including those over-done, silly-smelly, extra-crusty, God forsaken bagels filled with all sorts of EXTRA BULLSHIT.
@carpeimodiem2 жыл бұрын
*"...THE WHOLE FUCKING BAG SMELLS LIKE EVERYTHING BAGELS!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@ambermiyuki74762 жыл бұрын
Yep. Hate that.
@mihtas43042 жыл бұрын
The song's name is "Light of the seven" and it's from Game of Thrones, in case anyone wonders. :)
@imasepan2 жыл бұрын
holy based
@Mannahnin2 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely trying to place it. You da real MVP.
@tarsierontherun2 жыл бұрын
Is this what was playing when Cersei blew up the Sept?
@christiancolasito82662 жыл бұрын
I thought he's going to say: "Put all of your hopes and dreams, your old report cards, all kinds of breed of dogs that you think you could've had, every personal ads on your craigslist, and all of the seeds and salts into the bagel!"
@spillersoda Жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty good line
@christiancolasito8266 Жыл бұрын
@@spillersoda it's actually from the movie "Everything Everywhere All at Once".
@zer0399 Жыл бұрын
You can hardly tell the two characters are being played by the same person. Beautiful acting and cinematography
@MohammedAli12282 жыл бұрын
This video was everything. You left nothing on the field props
@opedromagico2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it's hard to get this angry without transforming into Timmy!! . edit: timmy not jimmy, my bad 🤣
@mypooptube2 жыл бұрын
Timmy.
@mentallyunstableorphan2 жыл бұрын
Timmy?
@sayanbiswas73642 жыл бұрын
Timmy.
@KrisMcCauley2 жыл бұрын
Adult timmy
@iGottakissU2 жыл бұрын
So you are telling me that the 2nd, the 3rd and even the 4rt even if it was a little bit more original. Decided to comment the same thing even tjo you saw it was already mention ...
@Sagaan42 Жыл бұрын
1:24 onwards, close your eyes and the voice acting for bagel man is actually brilliant lmao
@josephwilliams52922 жыл бұрын
This is the plot to Everything Everywhere All At Once
@bldrun15042 жыл бұрын
Customer:"I'll have an uuuuuhhh_" This guy:"From that day forward i swore to myself to create the ultimate bagel,one that eliminates customers like these from existence and grant them the choice that have everything they would possibly need from a piece of bagel. "
@uknowwho8892 жыл бұрын
Timmy grew up, lost his wife and daughter, and made screwed up bagels
@geraldvalverde2 жыл бұрын
This 2.5 min clip has more emotional content and interesting backstory than some Netflix series. Well done.
@a1919akelbo2 жыл бұрын
Herb and garlic cream cheese on a toasted everything bagel is what I’d show my time traveling friend from the 18th century first. If I had one
@Respectmyprivacy102 жыл бұрын
After seeing everything, everywhere, all at once, I have a lot more respect for this bit and its deep knowledge of why this is threatening to do. Its almost prophetic.
@ThewOrldIssqUare2 жыл бұрын
I put everything on a bagel once... 🔘
@kleyperr61132 жыл бұрын
My taxes, my diploma, and poppy seeds
@donovangallaway36322 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this ♥️
@andrea.dandelion2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same exact thing!!!
@Deadriser2 жыл бұрын
Great movie, my friend and I lost our shit at the everything bagel. So absurd yet hilarious. The dog scene too, my God. I thought my friend was going to pass put from trying to keep his laughter in.
@locke25172 жыл бұрын
Can we take a second and appreciate that he filmed one half of this conversation clean shaven, waited a day or two, then filmed the other half with facial hair. The details are what make this special
@aaronbozigian43102 жыл бұрын
Or, he filmed one half of this conversation with facial hair, shaved, and then filmed the other half
@locke25172 жыл бұрын
My idea is better
@johnathonyoung56312 жыл бұрын
@@locke2517 that gave me a good laugh. Kindred sarcasm.
@koinpusher2 жыл бұрын
@@locke2517 lmfao
@ApetureTestSubject9 ай бұрын
This two and a half minutes honestly has more dramatic power than some entire films. There's an arc, there's backstory, there's a twist ending. There's emotion between these characters. "I felt everything!" just redefines how you see this madman. This is a cinematic masterpiece... and I've never even seen an Everything Bagel.
@BLITZER737 Жыл бұрын
I have this entire skit memorized word for word and I bring it out when I'm bored to make people laugh.😅😂
@Tacosgalore242 жыл бұрын
I love a good villain origin story, even the way you turn the supportive worker into your own henchman, that's a great touch. As always, excellent scoring, great writing, and Im glad to see someone keeping this sketch format alive and done well
@johnschauer68322 жыл бұрын
“If it wasn’t for me…you’d be working at PANERA BREAD”
@kurvaczenko Жыл бұрын
"Cause you see, when you really put everything on a bagel it becomes this… the truth... Nothing matters"
@futuza2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. The music. The acting. The shots. The script. It has everything.
@sheeeeeeeit37862 жыл бұрын
This hits WAY different after watching Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
@jefferykill102 жыл бұрын
This is honestly incredible. The amount of emotion, the delivery, the lines, the music, all the extra bullshit! EVERYTHING! Instantly subscribed
@Aurich884 ай бұрын
I LOVE the idea of everything bagels as the expression of a cacophonous soul.
@onsight13182 жыл бұрын
After watching EYERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE i can relate
@tdl87012 жыл бұрын
Love how you waited a few days to film the separate parts based on your beard
@Qalmes2 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@gorux2 жыл бұрын
He could’ve recorded the part with a beard then shave it immediately after to record the other part the same day, who knows
@Qalmes2 жыл бұрын
@@gorux What? Noooo. Keep Andrew Rousso name out your ducking mouth.
@tdl87012 жыл бұрын
@@gorux could be
@yuriandrigani2 жыл бұрын
@@gorux or it could have taken several weeks. he record everything in the same order as we seen in the video.
@emyrgrznsky99432 жыл бұрын
dude holy shit, this has so much emotion and depth to it. It's random bullshit in fullspin random stuff but like holy hell :D I'm hooked to this character. You're very good at what you're doing man holy hell. You should go to auditions I think you could definitely land big hits.
@bwmabe262 жыл бұрын
Why would he go to auditions when he is creating the content he wants to make and the characters he wants to portray himself?
@emyrgrznsky99432 жыл бұрын
@@bwmabe26 IDK, I just wished the the best for him tbh
@JefClaes2 жыл бұрын
@@emyrgrznsky9943 You’re a good human.
@No_Ghosts6 ай бұрын
"It's everything or nothing now" is legit a great line, I keep coming back to this
@jonathanwhite890410 ай бұрын
Me and my 4 daughters, all under the age of 10, watch and quote this whole thing on a monthly-weekly basis. Thank you for what you do bro!
@DSaad2 жыл бұрын
I wish you had a huge budget and could make all your crazy ideas into a great TV series! Your ideas are genre-defying and crazy and awesome, and they are EVERYTHING!
@Lucky9_92 жыл бұрын
This is the best way to put it.. Genre-defying. There is no mold capable of creating him. He was forged as a unique vessel and there has been nor will there be an equal in any lifetime. Pure Greatness.
@aaronmbindyo42992 жыл бұрын
He's like a Hogwarts' professor...just oozing with ' I'm actually friends with you know who' energy
@plasmocat1863 Жыл бұрын
Daniel Day Lewis and Adam Driver are fighting for the movie rights to this script.
@T4ZSK1 Жыл бұрын
That line at 0:42 had no right being that loaded with emotion. Oscars have been given for less. Shakespeare had wet dreams of someone acting out "What, you egg!" with such intensity.
@chrisdurkan2 жыл бұрын
The music makes this perfectly dramatic
@strakk2 жыл бұрын
Every time Andrew uploads a video I feel like I need to make an 70 pages essay just to get a hold of the lore.
@avonire Жыл бұрын
The line delivery on this is fucking golden and the dramatic music lmao. 10/10
@Yorviing2 жыл бұрын
I watch this at least 10 times a day My family thinks I have a problem They’re wrong You can’t deny true art like this the views it deserves
@natepion8449 Жыл бұрын
How can it not have a million views already?
@chrisbriscoe7138 Жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
@Kareem.Elnabawy2 жыл бұрын
The delivery on all the businessman's lines, the distinction between the two characters and the finish with your signature scream, it's all brilliant, I can't stop watching the video day after day, I applaud your talent good sir.
@bobdillionz78312 жыл бұрын
A man with nothing to lose is dangerous But a man who's lost everything is to terrifying.
@Alphacheesehunter2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Andrew Rousso skit. It makes my everything happy.
@agent0422Ай бұрын
I honestly love this sketch more than any movie or show. Such RAW emotion packed into 2 minutes 26 seconds. Perfect
@RealityBoy1012 жыл бұрын
This man predicted *Everything Everywhere All at Once*
@NotAFirefighter12 жыл бұрын
This is more intense than most blockbusters now a days
@wafflesarelove5801 Жыл бұрын
This 2 and a half minute skit has better writing and acting than the entirety of The MCU's phase 4
@lespicypeen6986 ай бұрын
Out of all the characters, Timmy, his hamster, everyone else, the bagel guy is my favorite. I wish there were more skits with his character 😂
@XenKenshin2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that some people walk by his home, see and hear him laughing out loud and changing outfits and at first they were concerned. But now? "He's doing it again." "Oh he's harmless. But... don't make eye contact."
@Semjazzah2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just realized the dedication Andrew has to these vids. That when portraying the everything bagel inventor, he did it before he shaved. So he could wear that five o'clock shadow of madness. Bruh, it's the little things. I salute your drive good sir. 😂 ❤
@chagga Жыл бұрын
how did this become a retroactive reference to everything everywhere all at once
@siege55572 жыл бұрын
This is the plot of everything everywhere all at once
@billyblake86122 жыл бұрын
U are helping me fight my depression thank u
@skinnybone5672 жыл бұрын
Fr
@calmsimon2 жыл бұрын
Actually
@ambermiyuki74762 жыл бұрын
Right
@jcm26782 жыл бұрын
As a bagel baker, I'd just like to say thank you.
@unrealnews Жыл бұрын
This might be the funniest guy in youtube self conversation editing videos.
@mikeycost69172 жыл бұрын
“When you play the game of bagels, you’re either the one to spread the cheese or the one to be toasted in the end”
@DarkWolf22k2 жыл бұрын
I had some kind of pepper everything bagel... Almost killed me but it was delicious... Cut it up and baked it and made it into skewers and dipped it in... I should stop there... Don't wanna give the Madman any ideas ಠωಠ
@jarrenleow2 жыл бұрын
ranch sauce?
@CyberVirtual2 жыл бұрын
Andrew is the definition of the most necessarily intense person to ever live. Edit: With how much I love everything bagels yes I felt everything as well! Ohh my heck, I love this video LOL!
@TheTrinitySaga2 жыл бұрын
After having just seen Everything Everywhere All At Once, Bakery Dude was right to fear the Everything Bagel...
@josephl6289 Жыл бұрын
Deep. You never know the story behind your everyday shopping list.
@Minotauronabike2 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever got drunk in a bar, my best friend and I went back to her stepmom's place where she was house-sitting, and we had no food except one everything bagel, which we toasted and shared, with butter. It was the best thing I ever tasted, I still think about it.
@paynelesor39402 жыл бұрын
its got all the drama of an entire series, jam packed into a single short film that speaks volumes. The tragedy, the pain, the fear, its all so palpable.
@jeagerkej31712 жыл бұрын
What a great ad for Everything Everywhere all at once
@Shalaco2 жыл бұрын
This took on a new meaning after watching everything everywhere all at once.
@marburge2 жыл бұрын
This deserves every accolade in the book, I almost got in trouble at work for laughing at this until I showed them, and they pardoned me with no explanation needed.
@user-xj3mo2lx9z2 жыл бұрын
We need a whole netflix show based on this story, and andrew plays every character in the show.
@alexwirtz9780 Жыл бұрын
Feels like this should be the prequel for Everything Everywhere All at Once
@evangrey8179 Жыл бұрын
He needs to be on SNL in the worst way. The world needs to see this man.
@yaoibabe2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop coming back to this to watch. So hilarious and the ending scream is just the everything on the bagel 😂
@thewiggler86592 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius get him a reward
@squattingheads2 жыл бұрын
Everything Everywhere at once just reminded me of this sketch
@nicholasgrippo17542 жыл бұрын
Your delivery of this was amazing. So glad I found a mad man like you who invents monstrous breads.