Tekking lists reason 1: "It'd be hilarious" Me: well, I'm sold.

i like how so many people are on board with this idea for no other reason than because "it makes akainu mad"

It would be hilarious if Koby found out and was freaking out but Akainu doesn't even remember who Koby is because he was that insignificant to him

I like the thought of Hibari going to finally tell Koby who her dad is and Koby is just internally like: "Why is she bringing me to the Fleet Admiral's office? >_>"

Hibari: *having feelings for Koby* Akainu: "My normal calm had been compromised."

Imagine the awkward Thanksgiving dinner between Akainu, Hibari and Koby.

Akainu doesn't actually kill his men, he just saw the guy his daughter had a crush on and went. "YOU!!"

Akainu is also petty, going after "Dragon's son" and whatnot lol

i haven't watched the video yet but I bet trekking is going to have a hilarious bit where Koby comes over for dinner

Missed opportunity to call him papazuki in this video

17:55 When you mentioned that, it reminded me of Spider-Man Homecoming when Peter meets his girlfriend's father and it turns out to be the Vulture. 😂😂

Sakazuki walking by the mess hall “Huh, who is the guy my daughter is talking energetically to? Oh, that’s the kid I nearly killed. Going to have to handle that.”

I love how Oda made the conscience decision to make Hibari a part of SWORD.

If tekking made a video about it, then its canon

Akainu at Koby and Hibari wedding « So soldier you want to marry my daughter it makes my blood hot » Koby « probably because of magma »

I’d like to mention that Oda likes to use the floral shirts with dad characters like jimbei so sakazuki is definitely dad-coded

The premise of the gag manga you talked about with the girl waiting for the koby-lookalike's glow up is so funny to me. Kinda want to read it.

Koby: your daughter calls me daddy too

13:03 The vibe I get from that is this. Sakazuki ran from a fight with pirates. Once. Probably when he was a kid who couldn't actually do anything. He survived by running. But when he came back to find everyone... there was nothing. His family, his home, his island, all gone. He got to see what a life was worth when all the rest was gone. And so he never ran from anything again. No retreat, no compromise. Only unflinching, Absolute Justice.

While I love the idea of Sakazuki being Hibari’s father (he could also be her Uncle) & here is a fun fact both Ashura Doji & Tama both speak with with a dialect from the region called Kagoshima

0:20 It’s confirmed, tekking has advanced observation haki

Another subtle point could be when Sakazuki intercepted Kuma before he warped away and thinking about what Kuma could be driven by. If both are single parent dads with a daughter it’s something he would be aware of.

I cannot believe you used that picture for headcanon instead of Franky from Dressrosa

What if Kuzan decided to freeze Hibari to protect her? Her dialect is very unique and since the BB pirates were present at Marineford they would know Sakazuki also has the same speech pattern. Maybe Kuzan did not want them to connect the dots here.

on the topic of Akainu having a dead wife imagine if she was killed by Mihawk when he was known as the Marine Hunter.

I need Hibari and Akainu to be related, koby needs that get back and piping akainus daughter would be revenge of the century

Unrelated but I would love to see Bartolomeo, Greenbull, and Caribou all in a room together, arguing their points for their respective hero.

I imagine the scene with Jonah and Ice in 22nd Jump Street when I think of Akainu finding out about Coby and Hibari.

Hirashima dialect is like Dan in Letterkenny adding a plural to words that aren’t plural. “Miss Katie’s” “youses are cools”

I can imagine Akainu giving Koby a series of impossible challenges to win his daughter's hand, which he succeeds in causing the Fleet Admiral to decide on a final test of fighting him.

This has been my favorite theory for about a year and half, please Oda make it happen!

Fun fact, the pink flower Sakazuki wears on his suit is called a hibari lol

I think it would be hilarious and make why akainu hates pirates so much is if hibari's mother left akainu to become a pirate

I'm a big fan of this head cannon. So much of op fanon is luffy is the next Roger who was the next joyboy. Vivi is the next Lili. Teach is the next Rox. Ect ect. Hibari could stand in direct contrast to that idea. To have her stand in direct contrast to her own legacy as a truly free person. Because if all your characters do is repeat the actions of others, are any of them truly free.

The side prop you had up for this video is a Franky Jolly Roger. Does Franky have a headcannon? Probably.

The most savage move oda could do is to have akainu daughter fall for luffy

Nah Aokiji was just helping his bro Akainu by removing Garp. Now there is no one to stop him from making a Koby Doughnut.

Koby: Learns Hibari is Akainu's daughter Also Koby: Enel face.

Kuzan freezing Hibari first on Hachinosu makes perfect sense even if he's not doing it out of pettiness. Having the fleet admiral's daughter as a hostage would give the bb pirates even more leverage against the Marines

If Hibari's mother is still alive, here's an interesting possibility. What if her mother is Kujaku? They both have the same hair and eye color, and when Hibari was frozen in Chapter 1081, the only other member of Sword whose reaction got focused on (besides Garp and Koby), is Kujaku's, who had the strongest reaction next to Koby's. Of all the other Sword members, why was her reaction the one that we got to see alongside Koby and Garp's, unless Hibari is somene important to Kujaku? Also, when she called out Hibari's name she didn't use any honorifics like Koby did (he called her Hibari-san), hinting at a sense of familiarity between the two, which you usually only see between family members or close friends. At the very least this could hint at a familial connection between them, on top of Kujaku being one that was caring for Hibari while she thawed out. If Kujaku is the mother of Hibari and wife of Akainu, there's a bit poetic irony there. Akainu's hated rival Aokiji has a codename based on a bird, Blue Pheasant, yet he ends up marrying a woman named after a bird as well, Kujaku meaning Peacock.

I really hope sakazuki is like a crazy dotting father.

Koby gonna be in some deep lava when Akainu sees his daughter simping over him

The intro to this sounded like one of those Colbert "Meanwhile" segments lol Edit to add: I'm from Pittsburgh and my parents and grandparents are from Johnstown, so I grew up hearing yins all the time, but you're totally right that younger people don't really say it.

Oh. What if Kuzan froze Hibari because her Haki isn't strong enough to instantly break out? Because if you're gonna freeze someone among the crowd of enemies causing insane amounts of trouble, the path of least resistance is gonna be it.

in a video about koby you said what happened if akainu meet koby at marinefort .... now think if hibari take koby home... and she is like "dad this is my boyfriend" akainu "wait a minute aren't you that guy that stop me during the war of the best"

Keep up the awesome work and videos tekking love the video

17:40 Oh goodness that's gold

Thank you for the video! I always enjoy watching your videos! This video was fun to watch!

Is 99% Akainus Daughter. I just hope Akainu will be cool when she will bring Coby home to meet her dad.

Thank you for a great video guys

Tekken we absolutely need a one piece fan ship tier list asap

another great video tekking. just wanted to say, i remember when you first moved in to your house. your stream room has come such a long way and youve done a great job with it. excited to see what it looks like in another year :)

tekk my man this is by far my favorite thing about one piece thanks to your hype

D'awww! Tekking is so proud of that end screen! I'm happy for our guy! 😆 Hey, better have one late than never.

If Hibari is his daughter then he clearly lost the gene game cause she looks nothing like him, also who the hell managed to even have a relationship with one of the most serious guys in One Piece?

This can’t be the best video ever! You’ve already done that!

Hold up, that "power of volcano inside me" gave me a pause. I don't know if this has already been talked about in this channel, but what if logias also have their own type of influence on personality. For Akainu it indeed makes him more hotheaded and explosive, while Kuzan has become more cold-hearted. They're still fundamentally same people with same values and ideals, but their DF just makes them express them differently. Akainu may have started as much more reasonable, but equally enthusiastic "absolute justice" marine, but it's the DF that subtly pushes him to enforce those values through destruction and carnage. Kuzan originally believed in more case-by-case type of evaluation, but the growing coldness in his personality has moved his lazy justice towards indifference to the world's problems. I admit this theory is still full of holes when you start applying to many other DFs, butI'd say it's at least in realm of possibility as things are right now

Please Oda make the next cover story Coby having dinner with Akainu and trying to make a good impression

I love the akainu impression

I'm glad you thought of this too! When I was watching that scene with Akainu on the dock, I came to realize I never considered if any of the admirals had families or kids. Then Hibari comes up n chats with Koby and man, I was happy to see the interaction finally. Koby's grown so mich over this show. Can't wait to see his story arc reach a peak in Elbaf. I bet it'll be Sword and the revolutionaries being forced to fight together with the Elbafian giants against Blackbeard, followed by a poneglyph sketching for Robin and an army of 8,000 strong for Usopp. Anyway, Kobi's come a long way and he deserved a lady, so I realized that Akainu's flower shirt and tattoos were similar in color to Hibari's outfit. I really hope she turns out to be Akainu's. It'll be funny to see!

Hey man, haven't watched a video in awhile but just heard dolla tree is closing a lot of stores and hoping you've still got your employment, also thanks for all the videos, I use to listen to them on my walk home

The way everyone talks in One Piece would be english, just regular english. The way Sakazuki and Hibari talk is like if they had an australian accent.

Speaking of headcanons in regards to Sakazuki I believe that he like Rocinante Doflamingo was adopted a high ranking naval officer which I think is Garp's right-hand Bogard which explains Sakazuki's past with Dragon.

A bigger point on the pettiness question: think about the pettiness of some of the rest of the Blackbeard pirates for a second. Would it really make sense trying to fit into such a crew without doing the obvious petty thing that, say, Burgess, Pizarro, Vasco or Devon might do in Aokiji's shoes?

More head cannon videos please 🙏🏾

18:56 "How do you break the ice with Akainu?" Easy, you invite Aokiji.

I think Kuzan was just being very smart about who he froze... he KNEW that if he froze Hibari, there was no way in Hell Koby would just leave her behind. And he also knew, as you pointed out yourself, that freezing Garp most likely would be pointless. But freezing Hibari not only stops everybody else in their tracks as well, it also takes out an opponent who for sure won't be able to get herself out of it. But lets be real, if he froze Helmeppo, ain't no way we all stopping to save his dumb ***. Should've been keeping his head on a swivel and not gotten caught by surprise... lol

i hop3e kuzans background has a cryogenically frozen friend in mariejoa or something along those lines that is part of the reason he doesn't like fully following the "law" when its obviously corrupt

I mean, yeah. When you have two characters that have the same accent, and it's the only appearance of that accent in the entire series, it's probably not coincidence.

Kuzan might have frozen Hibari not out of pettiness..but to save her from the chaos that was about to unfold.

The rival's family crush thing is also the reason why I can't wait for Zoro to meet Germa 66. Especially, Reiju. Imagine Reiju unleashing Sanji-like perviness on Zoro. Sanji will be pissed!

I like the idea of Sakazuki being Hibari's Father but I'd like more for her to be Kongs Granddaughter or something to reintroduce his character if his name isn't just revealed to be Monkey D Kong and he's in actuality Garps Father, I just want to see what he's been upto considering its been well over 500 chapters since we last saw or even heard of him

It makes sense for kuzan to freeze hibari. Usopp pulled the strawhats out of some bad situations, im just saying never underestimate the support.

I imagine Sakazuki read the newspaper while drinking a cool cup of magma from an obsidian cup and every time Koby visits Sakazuki accidentally melts the cup in anger.

I can imagine Coby walking into akainus home with hibari, and his observation haki gets perked as he realizes what he's walking into😂

On the note of Kazan freezing hibari; I don’t think he did it out of pettiness but rather a sense of protection, by freezing her he’s able to stop her from putting herself in more danger than they already are, I don’t think he’d project his anger and disagreement of akainu into hibari

I finally caught a video early 😆

I hope we see Garp again and he would be held as a prisoner of greater leverage by the Blackbeard Pirates. Especially when Garp ends up being heavily tied up with lots of heavy chains and sedated even though he could probably break out if he wanted to.

Oh man I didn't know you were in PA. In the Pholly area we use the word jawn for... well it can be used for everything lol

I think we’re just glossing over how The Raid on Hachinosu was quicker than the Raid on Onigashima.

I'm excited for this guy's backstory

SO maybe AKainu is like Dracula from Catlevania, Starts off evil( or in akainus case chatotic good) but then meets a women who humanizes him, helps him see the world in a different way, but then once shes bruttaly murdered, they reset back to how they were, but then at the end of their story they snap once more as they realize the effect of their actions. For dracula this moment was when he almost killed his son, maybe Akianu will have a similar moment when he tries to kill coby again, but ends up nearly killing hibari instead, its then he realizes how far hes fallen

It’s funny I can hear the Pittsburgh in your voice every once in a while lol

There is also that chapter cover that features sakazuki with a tattoo of a sword

Best KZfaqr ever

You basically explained Toji from JJK with aikanus potential situation lol

I feel like yinz is a big Pittsburgh thing but I’m not sure I’ve never spent long there but I felt like I heard it more there then I did in the rest of Pennsylvania

Can you do a top ten predictions you made that either almost became true or became true ?

23:28 I DEFINITELY thought the same thing! The moment I heard about Hibari and Sakazuki's connection, I thought Kuzan was getting a little revenge.

I like this "Head Canon" series idea. I nominate A.I. VegaPunk on the 1000 Sunny for the next video. I have already made up my mind on Franky upgrading the Sunny to an A.I. for a minute

All I can think about at the idea of Hibari bringing Koby over for dinner is that one scene from Shrek 2, and that's glorious

I really hope she is. She talks similar to akainu and it would be hilarious how hard akainu is on justice while hibari takes a more passivism approach to it by making weapons not hurt people. Kids to their parents either copy them or go against them and hibari is the second one.

I really don't think she is but not against

Akauinu would know very well how to break the ice

this is very interesting and I have a lot of questions. Because Hibari is about of sword does that mean she hates her dad because she sort of left the Marines to Join Sword. Does Hibari know that Akainu tried to kill Coby? maybe that's why she isn't telling him? Does Akainu know his daughter has a crush on the person he tried to kill? Does Coby even know Hibari and Akainu are related? or that Akainu was even the name of the game that tried to burn him alive? I have a lot of questions and I think I'm on board so far

21:35 That girl kind of looks like the one girl from Blue Exorcist.

This would turn into a Meet the Parents kind of scenario.

Tekking, you've probably been told this a lot at this point. You're such a beacon of light to me. Your energy, your voice, your overall manner of expression. Thank you for existing and for doing this to, I'm sure, many of us out there in such dark times we live in.

Well I agree it would be a good comedic set up to have Hibari as Akainu's daughter. Although it got me thinking. We know Usopp is going to fight Van Augur at some point when the Straw Hats fight Blackbeard. Though with Hibari's inclusion. Do you think we're setting up a Marine side match ups with the crew as well? I mean think about it. We've got Akainu vs Luffy, Zoro vs Fujitora and Kizaru vs Sanj as the monster Trio fights. Now we've an expert sniper in Hibari to face Usopp. Not sure who takes on Green Bull, but I'm thinking maybe Franky. That way Oda can have a nature vs technology fight. I mean the other option is Jimbei of course, but I don't know if he'd be able to get past Green Bull's powers.

17:20 Yeah, that's East Blue Helmeppo, but not Hibari