basically charizard wins all games except if the opponent casts a blastoise so every single pro player uses a full deck of charizards or blastoises

Literally Duelist Kingdom

@@DC77744 "Cast" 🤣

I know how to play pokemon

@@nebbthechicken1771 Stop lying on the internet

Lol

I wonder if they deliberately misprint some cards just so the collectors have something to go nuts over.

Also, Meld cards exist.

It’s hilarious

i had no idea thank you for cooment

Facts

people always forget about the fun per syllable rule 🙄

Yugioh enters the room throws endymion, the might master of magic on the floor, leave

same

Damn straight lol

Hahaha dude yes!

Because berley anybody new how to play🧐🐒

training us for that one scene in american psycho

Hated meld ngl. Meld was essentially card disadvantage. Same reason I don't like mutate.

No one knows how to play pokemon

@@heshreds4049 in pauper, the “draw a card” mutates are essentially break even. You could brew a Simic Hexproof Mutate deck with counterspells though, which I did and enjoy.

And meld returns in brothers war

Bro I have a meld modern deck ☠️

Wasn’t that the card that got printed as both a 2/2 and a 2/3?

The only way it could have been more perfect is if it was a foil.

@@Bush180 yea pretty sure it was different in the eldraine brawl decks

@@Bush180 Yep, the first time it was printed it was accidentally printed as a 2/3 and Wizard had to hotfix it on the day of the prerelease, telling everyone it was a 2/2 :D

@@Bush180 That's awesome I didn't know this fun MtG trivia

Be careful brave knight

Interesting

This needs to be made into a full-length feature.

When I tried to learn Pokemon, some strangers at the lunch table helped me, "helped" me, all the did was late their Pokemon card face down and mine, IDK what was the deal is on who's the winner, I forgot, but I lost a Zapdose because according to them, you lose, you lose a card. I actually lost 2 but I cried to get my last one back, today, I want to go back to that day, a duel them with my Pokemon deck I have now, cause now I know how to play, if the have no deck, I'll flex mine, and teach them a lesson to not play the loss game with little kids. They laughed that day, but I really want them to try to laugh when they play 2 games, Yugioh is one, I know it better now than back then, way better than any other card game at some extent, it's basically my zone, despite my loss rate (I'm not rich so I play Cyber Dragons s best I can), or my game I just made, my own TCG. TL:DR Jerks at the lunch table stole my Zapdose in a made up game that they tricked me into playing just to grab my cards and bully the small kids, and these were higher grade kids too.

Yeah I tried to learn the rules once, but whenever I tried to explain my (probabally wrong) interpretations of the rules they say ot was too complicated and asked to just see which has higher hp

I actually also am the kid who knows how to play pokemon (TCG), and dont understand that about the shinier card.

I was the only person that I knew that knew how to play it. But I just gave up cause no one would learn

I feel that’s a rather flawed argument as someone who has played both Pokémon and magic for years now. While pokemon does have a few cards that “break” the energy rule they are few and far between such as frosmoth only applying to water energy’s and supporters only being once per turn. I have seen so few Pokémon decks that run energy breaks that unless you go to the really high tiers with arceus decks you don’t really get any energy break cards outside of a supporter here and there. Compare this to magic the gathering where I have seen consistency in almost every deck I have play against competitive or not that uses many other ways to gain a infinite amount of mana or boost their mana production by a lot through combos. There is also the point of how in magic lands untap each turn which gives you more mana each turn effectively giving you more of a resource often without requiring a rebuilding of it in the state of a boardwipe or a removal in most cases. Compare this to Pokémon where if you attach your energy to a Pokémon and that Pokémon dies, you can’t get that energy back unless you have a specific card to get that back and you also have to re attach all of the energy’s making it so that you have to manage a ever depleting resource that is hard to refill rather than a resource that just refills at the start of every turn.

@@dracon2963 I see all of this you wrote not as opposition to the idea I wanted to show, but rather a complement. Mana in MtG is the source of all things while Energy in Pokémon works in function of Pokémon, so the resource management in this game is investing in the units already on play rather than investing on the things you want to play. This is what I address as "unit management".

@@tiozuradasexatas6754 I see thank you for clarifying

Wow dude you rly out here trying to sell "unit mgmt Vs resource mgmt" "they're just 2 diff styles" EXCUSE ME. how would you manage units without managing your resources? Do you think money grows on trees??? Totally unrealistic I tried to love it bcos I love the handheld games, but the tcg is so batshit insane lawless, ungrounded in reality, that it just broke the immersion for me 0/10

nope. That is just a fan-made game mode for pokemon cards made by ppl

that is literally magic the gathering, but just with different cards which look different. And that is also not how you play pokemon. I know that, since I learned how to play it when I was 5 or 6, and still haven't forgot

Nice

Pokemon is fun when it's played the way it originally intended, with small cards that evolve into big ones. There's too many ultra powerful basic cards now that can do like 200 damage with only three energy.

because people buy anything that has pokemon in it, just look at the video games, they have released the same shit over 20 years and people still buy it because has the word "pokemon" in the title. and is a shame because the card game is actually fun, i played it when i was a kid and was nice.

You literally get ONE energy every booster pack…..

I play the 3 too, I like YGO a bit more but bc I played it for longer, all 3 have their weakness and strengths, but the most important is that in YGO i can't topdeck a land/energy for 5 turns in late game

I'm sure you two "play" Pokémon, but you don't know how to. Probably you race the cards or something like that and say you are playing Pokémon.

@@RobMedellin You don't have to be a self-absorbed elitist, you know nothing of us and presume crap and then talk crap, I know PTCG and lived through ADP format. You sir are a fool.

@@zeusalternative1270 are you joking? cause I can't tell. Yet it should be evident my comment is not serious and that I'm just continuing a joke that was in the video, not once, not twice but more times.

@@RobMedellin How can you possibly even know that

I had the old Pokemon TCG for the Gameboy that was actually pretty fun, and I played Pokemon through Gen 2 back when it somewhat made sense. MTG is all around a more solid game though imho

Have you played Yugioh? 90% of all matches end in 2 turns.

@@BiigiieCheeese I stand corrected, lol.

I don't believe you. As in the video, _nobody_ knows how to play pokemon.

@@Taphosthewarlock but i am nobody

@@maltefischer1830 why did you shoot howard

Jokes aside this is true I only buy them to look at all my cute little buddies

"how to beat other kids in school playing magic" heres ur title

Looking at the card explains the card As a wise man always says Just a good long look. All it takes That's how much more superior it is designed

Not always. If a magic card has only a ability name on it, about which you never heard before, you don't. While by pokemon all moves and abilities which have any specific effects are written write under it. If it doesn't do anything else that is atleast a bit special, nothing is written there

I thought he was about to pull out bfg (big furry giant) after talking about cutting cards in half

r/wooooosh

Yes Energy cards are similar to Mana in that they power the things you can do. In Pokémon you can attach one energy per turn similar to magics one mana per turn, but you attach it to a Pokémon. They power up the Pokémon to do certain attacks but they are also spent if you want to retreat the Pokémon depending on the retreat cost. A difference between the two is that when a Pokémon gets knocked out, everything goes in the discard pile including the energies unlike magic where mana is on the battlefield the whole game. I really enjoy both Pokémon and Magic and will play either or depending on the mood I’m in.

@@samd2013 I played yugioh for a time along with magic but after awhile I lost interest in yugioh and stayed with magic solely I have never played pokemon but I know some things about it

That’s the joke

@@togglebott7748 yea I know 😂

r/woooosh

hes joking

I am too?@@lameducky

Green Dinosaur

Noah's whole channel is satire. Sometimes he goes into tryhard mode, though, such as the running gag of White being useless.

@@RaceBandit Thanks,😀 Now that I think about it it is a funny joke.