Imagine getting a really deep emotional message from someone pouring their heart out and at the end it signs something like - sincerely, chicken breast.

For some reason the “…. Slime man” is strangely intimidating

My grandma signs her texts with “Love Abuela.” I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a signature or a command

My husband’s grandparents speak Spanish, and very little English. We have a group chat with the whole family, and there’s a mixture of Apple and Android users, so whenever someone uses a ‘👍’ emoji on a shared picture, the chat generates a message saying ‘liked an image’. Now the Abuelos think that it’s normal speech, and send messages saying ‘loved an images’, and even the occasional Spanish counterpart. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I feel like every time matt sees a skull emoji on a tweet his face lights up in a smug grin

My dad's email signature for the longest time was "The voices in my head say I'm way cooler than you." The man is and always will be my personal icon.

Man this dude really helps in dark times. He has helped bring joy to me in times I thought that would be impossible. Thank you matt. GIT R DID. GIT R DONE

That last one laid me low. The personification of the intrusion of the signature was truly a work of art. GIT R DID GIT R DONE

Matt pronouncing the 💀 emoji: Skull emoji ❌ Skuhul emoji ✔️ Literally gets me everytime lmao.

it’s hilarious how he calls emoticons “analog smiling emojis”

OMG the "Sent from my iPad" just made me remember one of my professors. He sent us an email whose subject was "never mind, it came back on its own" with zero text except for the stupid "Sent from my iPhone" signature. He also spammed us with probably two dozen URGENT READ IMMEDIATELY emails because one or two people didn't do something he asked us to do. He's a legend, we all love the man.

3:52 *Me when I'm a 16th century European peasant and the church has just announced the change from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian*

Just gotta say your videos have the perfect mix of "person who has no idea on current trends" and "person who knows every trend on the internet," and you have the best way of delivering the jokes, you'd make a great narrator ........the entity

“BigWorm on dat Jesus Flow” Sent me into a laughing fit with tears. Just the way it was read outloud really was on dat Jesus Flow

One little problem I have with text signatures (aside from everything already mentioned in the video) is that there's usually no indication that it's a text signature and not just part of the text. So when it's not just your name (or sometimes even when it is), people probably wouldn't realize that you didn't manually add that weird part to the end of your text, your phone does it automatically to _all_ of your texts. And in certain contexts it could even look like it's part of the last sentence, making it hard to tell what you're even talking about.

The kid writing "sent from my mom's computer" was just cute. Little fella is figuring out the world of emails!

i like how Matt reads these as if the signature is just an involuntary thing people say out loud in conversations, like saying someone died and then immediately yelling out "LIVE LAUGH LOVE" afterwards without any control

Can we appreciate how much work he puts into his videos?........Slime Man

Although sheepishly to do so, I must fully disclose that this video on popular video-viewing website KZfaq has caused me to marginally exhale through my nostrils a multitude of times throughout the duration of its runtime. I would be most prompt to express feelings of gratitude to the creator of this comedic video, Matt Rose, for bringing just a touch of sunshine into my humble day. - Sincerely, turkey ass cha cha

2:42 BIGWORM ON DAT JESUS FLOW

i remember i saw a "Sent from my iPad" signature at the bottom of a fanfiction and at first i thought it meant they were sending each chapter to themselves, probably to post it on a different device, but then the final chapter (stating its abandonment) came out saying that apparently the writer would send these insanely smutty and debauched chapters to their FRIEND'S gmail who would then post it on their account without taking out the text signature which really undermined the whole thing every time

the child who thought you have to include the device you sent your email from was adorable. Kids are so amazing sometimes

7:41 is actually kinda wholesome

7:28 is actually really wholesome

A cacophony of "GIT R DID! GIT R DONE!" Is something I probably would never have guessed I would hear in my life, even if I had been allowed to start guessing at the formation of the solar system.

Matt rose should make merch with shirts and hoodies that say “SKU-HULL EMOJI 💀”. That would be AWESOME.

0:25 "ten to twelve years ago" When you realise that 2011-2013 is already a decade+ ago... 👁👄👁

4:53 The way matt read that was art

I used to have edgy text signatures and changed them all the time like a Facebook status

Matt's voice makes my day so much better :)

1:16 my personal favourite From now on whenever I see ":)" I'm just gonna hear "MMMM" lmao

I've had experience with email signatures, of course, but I was today years old when I learned that text signatures were ever a thing. The absolute horror.

5:13 that had me laughing for a few minutes straight. To newer generations it should be obvious that to answer no, there should be a button, but the fact that person entered not only a simple "No", but "No: Plse!!" with symbols and a misspell makes it 100 times better.

This is like uncovering a weird ancient culture that everyone was into and you had no idea it even existed before it vanished from under the sun, as suddenly as it had come.

7:08 comes from the creepypasta "Smile.jpg" which tells if you see an image of Smiledog, he will haunt your dreams every night telling you to "Spread the word" until you either send the image to someone else, or you go insane and die of suicide. It's a classic that goes pretty far back and scared me badly back in 2011 when I was younger.

3:29 The Supernatural one made me laugh way harder than it should have 😭

8:03 i need that as a ringtone

The part at 6:38 is actually meant to be pronounced Moi-re, goi-re, and graw( oi as in spoil, and aw is an maw) It’s in Irish and it means Live, Laughter, Love. (Ps it’s meant to be spelt mair, gáire and grá, matt’s pronunciation was actually correct due to the missing fadas)

the “GIT R DID GIT R DONE” was so inspirational. it has encouraged me to catch my dreams, live life, and take care of my plants. then, i had nothing, soulless, and bored. but GIT R DID GIT R DONE has now led me into the light, i am now wealthy with my family. we thank matt for helping us with our problems. *GIT R DID GIR R DONE*

2:28 I admire his confidence

For the longest time, I would have my text signature set as one of my favorite quotes from Distractible. So for the longest time, if I ever needed to rant to someone, it would be this super emotional wall of text. So it would be me ranting about how bad my day was, then it would end with my favorite quote at the time. THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE HOW YOU INSTALL A FRIDGE!

I've never even heard of signatures. They seem so stupid but funny at the same time 😂 Edit: I meant 'text signature' Edit 2: Thanks so much for the likes! I never get any likes on most comments

5:38 SLAIMEH MAHN

At 6:41, mair is probably meant to be live, because gáire is laugh and grá is love

7:48 that is really wholesome though

As a kid when I would text someone from someone else’s phone, like mine is dead and I need to use my sister’s to reach our parents for something, I would start out with “C here” just so they would know which kid was texting them. Sometimes they would forget about that and think my sister was being rude. So needless to say it was always a coin flip as to whether or not it was actually effective to do that over using my full name when I needed them to know it was me.

Big worm on that Jesus flow :D 2:31

6:35 Billy 😠

"Grandma has died, it was peacful, she passed in her sleep" "- I EAT BABIES"

6:49 "In all thy ways acknowledge God

I had this obsession with quoting Charlie the Unicorn in very specifically sized, bolded, and italicized text for my email signature. Each word was appropriately formatted based on how it was said. I would change it every week or so as my favorite quotes changed/different quotes became inside jokes with my best friend. Glad I never sent anyone an email with those... at least, not that I can remember.

3:45 "11 days wasted" after a breakup. That's some big time maturity for a 11-12 year old...

Yo Matt how's about an "A.I. mishearing things" vid? Like the one u did where people talked to their pets but Alexa answered, but with more broad mayhem

"GIT R DID GIT R DONE" is my new favorite phrase

8:01 GIT R DID R DONE😂❤

I am so glad that my experiences of signatures have mostly been "Sent from XYZ". Something I myself forget to change though, but not the worst thing I guess. Although I do appreciate the emails you have with professional services/companies and in every reply of a long conversation they have to include the same block of info every time. Yeah I think I got it the first, second and twentieth time lol but to make I understand, send it through with your reply on the 34th time. Same with the leaving emails threads with "kind regards, many thanks, etc". I just do it the once, but people add this as a signature too, like how many times you going to give me your best wishes lol

1:48 the power in his voice when he says Shannon is unmatchable

throwback to internet forums where having a signature was completely normal and not quite as obtrusive

I had auto play on and was scared shitless by the sudden man asking my “what you doing”. Thanks a lot, Matt.

Sometimes I’ll wake up from a fever dream after some sort of surreal version of Matt screams SKULEEEMOJI

6:22 i cant bro 💀

The "MMMM" at 1:30 had me on the floor-

0:17 guys I think they're Tryin to make a change :-\

04:05 Yes..I feel it...HEAVEN

My Dad's texting signature for a while was "That's a fact, Jack" which in addition to being a reference to A&E's Duck Dynasty, was also actually a pretty good signature that worked in practically any context

One Christmas when I was a kid I got an email from my cousin asking what I'd got with "Sent from my Iphone" on the end. Since I'd never seen that before I immediately assumed it was him trying to show off what his parents got him, so I responded with something snarky and passive agressive. We have not spoken properly since.

fr they be like I wasn't able to make it to the funeral today as It's a 4 and a half hour drive. I really am sorry for your loss, and I hope you and your nephew recover from that horrible accident. Better days are coming.

Send this to your local with sheltered childhood to make them feel better

Matt HAS to cover the Funniest real-life names (e.g. Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens, Chris P. Bacon, Chew Kok Long)

I knew an elderly lady that only used this emoji “🐱” and everytime i got a text it made me very happy.

1:13 Our real estate agent is called Trish, I feel this so personally

Have you already done a video about stores with strange names? I just remembered that in Peabody, Massachusetts there is a liquor store that’s actually called “Bunghole Liquors.” I’ve driven by it before a few times and it’s quite an experience

1:51 is the best part of the video 😂

4:52 Oh dear, Matt is having another stroke.

5:18 He nailed that impression for that conversation

10 years ago and the comments are still on. What a fucking legend. Choco :)

Skull emoji tally: 1 3:09

My favorite thing was when I would write a really considerate and lengthy email to a teacher and they would respond like this: "Ok you can get the assignment done tomorrow morning. Sent from my iPhone"

"Ugh, i told you already it was a mistake. FROM CHICKEN LEGS" "what? 😂" "This isn't the time for jokes, It was a mistake. I'm not doing it again, just leave me alone already. FROM CHICKEN LEGS" "ok 😂"

BRO I SWEAR ALL YOUR VIDEOS MAKE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE ON THIS PLATFORM

this channel never fail to make me laugh, the text is funny but the voice really makes everything funnier. thank you really!

1:43 my name is Shannon so you yelling that caught me so off guard haha

I feel like you gave it your all with the narration this time, I loved it.

My old flip phone had a tech signature. I’m pretty sure it was just a heart, but I don’t remember. It was so fun watching this video though.

I reckon text signatures were supposed to be the phone version of forum signatures, but forum signatures were actually separated form the messages and made sense.

When I was like 11, my best friend and I always described things we liked as being "epic-ness", which we shortened to "cness". That was my signature for a while. Just "Cness", and just like the person at 3:20, my phone didn't have a text signature setting, so I manually typed out "Cness" for every. Single. Text. I. Sent.

Just "*_SHANNON_*" The way you shouted that was gold

6:03 how he says it 💀

God I remember text signatures. When I was in middle school I thought I was so cool for setting my text signature to song lyrics from emo bands. Of course this was also back before texts were seen in a chat and you could only view one message at a time so it wasn’t like the same sentence appeared several times.

“Oh ok well have fun so u will b back t4 thursdayh *SHANNON* “ That killed me 😂😂

That kid who signed off on his mom’s computer was actually adorable

I actually miss text signatures! For better or worst at least you got to see a glimpse into people’s personality. -Thē.Chöcolätë ChøSen ØnE

7:10 he dosent know

As an Irish person I can confirm that mair, gaire, gra is Irish for live laugh love

😂😂😂 I was seriously laughing with tears--thanks for the video. I think it's the funniest one you've ever done. 😂😂

your videos are amazing live, love, laugh ❤️

4:10 is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Can't a person wear all black in peace? IM NOT GOING GOTH!!!!!!

I won't lie, before this, I didn't even know that the signature feature existed. So I definitely relate to the brother at the end of the video. Is it like an Apple thing-?

This Video is an absolute gem .....................slime man

Didn't know these existed until today. My life is complete