“Overdose on death sticks, I must”

Can relate

fear is the path to the dark side.

"Watch Netflix and chill I will."

SirCrazzy Go home and rethink my life I will

Bro

@@twanhams2635 Dude

@Void Dude

Bro

real n

Just more evidence of the pattern of reckless and short-sighted thinking from Yoda. He could have absorbed the blast with his hand. He had the power. To think he dared lecture Luke on not thinking his actions through...

Jason Aguirre You’re wrong. His friend was going to die one way or the other and Yoda respected Alaric’s wish to die now and with his friend. He could’ve stopped the blaster bolt. But he didn’t because he knew it wasn’t what Alaric wanted. He granted him a quick death, not a painfully slow one watching his people die. Yoda wouldn’t have killed him with his lightsaber otherwise.

@@marc-ericleblanc-seguin4514 Perhaps, but that is hardly the Jedi way so yet more evidence Yoda was the downfall of the order.

@@JasonAguirre or a symptom of its problems

@@JasonAguirre He taught him from his experience, he knew what he did was wrong and now he is passing on that knowledge. It's life lessons, similar to how a Grandparent teaches their Grandchildren lessons

Anakin went to today’s for advice and instead he got a lecture about letting go, tbh I think that yoda was a deciding factor when it came down to anakins help, yoda didn’t show him any understanding cuz the Jedi aren’t supposed to be attached when yoda himself made attachments

Ah, the hypocrisy of the jedi

Yoda: Stupid you are.

Anakin: **still mocking yoda** who, says

Oh, I laughed so hard at that last line. You have achieved comedy.

No, that would require that green turd to learn something, which is something he is clearly incapable of.

OOF

@@DraculaCronqvist when he saw what happened he learned.

DraculaCronqvist this guy is a yoda hater he comments on everything and it’s pretty funny lmao

@@Sharkaiju oh ok why Yoda though?

Yes it would.

Agreed.

Cant wait for the new season!!

@@lostpockets2227 There will only be 3 arcs in the new season. This won't be in it

Yeah

It most

The Dark Knight didn't he say you should be happy when people die since they're part of the Force now?

It most?ITS MUST

What else would yoda shed? His skin?

*Sidious

energiesoler That they were, Dooku and Grievous with a direct attack to apply pressure on the republic and Jedi, and Palpatine to cause corruption from within. Weird how people seem to ignore the fact that sith exist and are evil.

MoJo Claw no one really cared about the sith because it wasnt a crime, only the jedi were bothered by them.

Isaac Thompson ,Idk but I think one of the reasons is that the sith were always in search for power and immortality(some),and for the Jedi they were a corruption of the force, so it’s basic at least my point of view is like a situation between the rebels and Empire. But yes Jedi did some shit like the sith genocide. I don’t really know much about Star Wars to be fair.

@@midgetman4626 The Sith were outlawed by the republic in the time before Darth Bane implemented the rule of two, so it technically was a crime.

@Isaac Thompson They have mutually exclusive philosophies, if a sith is a real sith, he has to strive for the extemination of jedi, and if a jedi is a real jedi, he has to either turn or kill the sith he sees. It's just their way, for thousands of years. The original Order followed a balanced approach and studied both light and dark, but as soon as they split it was eternal war between the orders.

MrBLexify Yes and no. The Seperatists were a front. They had their own senate but thee senators weren’t truly in power. The corporations and the sith were the ones in power but the members didn’t all realize this, thinking that this would be a better, less corrupt version of the republic. Which is ironic because the corporations in charge of the CIS were the source of much of the corruption in the republic senate. So Alaric wasn’t right to leave for the separatists, he should have become a neutral system. He was tricked by Dooku even if he was the one to approach Dooku. The reason why he didn’t become neutral is that he feared republic interference and reprisals. To save his people he doomed them. Alaric was the wisest fool. He could’ve have been a neutral system but he chose instead to involve himself in galactic politics as he had always done, and to participate in the clone war, siding with a greater evil than the republic without realizing it.

He was wrong to join the CIS they are murders and killers, they are ran by Sith. Sadly he did this to him self and Yoda was correct to kill him.

@@thedirector1378 you so sure about that the Jedi have committed far worse or atrocities than the Sith ever did and also common knowledge of the Sith was practically unheard of to the mass populations of the Galaxy even if people knew of the Sith the common people would just think of it as another order of force-users the Jedi try to exterminate cuz as far as the common people would be concerned with the conflict between the Sith and the Jedi they would see as just one group trying to get rid of competition

Tyler Dunn Your argument is correct. But the first sentence is blatantly wrong. The republic has committed some war crimes, but very few, not the jedi. The jedi haven’t done anything awful in the clone wars. Unless you’re referring to the jedi thousands of years in the past, in legends. Those did commit some war crimes, but much fewer than the sith, I’d say 1 jedi war crime for 100 sith war crimes. And if we’re talking about legends, nobody actually remembers that for the same reason that they don’t remember the sith. The jedi have done nothing worse than the sith or the separatists.

@Wolf Alpha 900 you so sure about that Tiffany ways are actually quite better than the Jedi the Jedi are the biggest Hypocrites you can ever find in the Starwars universe and how exactly are the Sith thugs? In the Jedi would eliminate other Force groups. Even before the Clone Wars broke out they tried to exterminate the jensaarai another force-sensitive group that broke away from the main line Jedi Order and as far as the public were aware when the Jedi and Sith always fought as far as they were concerned it was the Jedi trying to eliminate competition and in the Star Wars Galaxy every major conflict that has happened within it is largely responsible by the Jedi. They indirectly made the Sith order by banishing members from their order during the second or third schism which inevitably led to the great hyperspace War and at the end of the great hyperspace War the Jedi try to exterminate the entire Sith species so there you have it right there the oso Pier & Noble Jedi taking part in plant level genocide against an entire race that was already defeated and I've said this before the Jedi are incredibly hypocritical and they're too stupid and blind to see it he'll they serve 8 fading and extraordinary corrupt government that should have been laid low thousands of years ago all they're doing is protecting a rotting carcass writhing with maggots within its belly The Dread I don't care about the common everyday people they are completely and utterly out of touch with the common masses let's take this for a small example if you were living on a planet within the Star Wars Galaxies would you really want bunch of out of touch monks to tell you how to live your life while they serve corrupt and greedy politicians and the Jedi are more than content to allow the Republic to exploit the mid and outer rim even during the last few years of the Dark Brotherhood under the Sith Lord kaan or however you say his damn name the texting order that Darth Bane was originally join in during that war do you want to know why so many people flocked to the banners of the Sith and always will people in the outer rim Works sick of the Republic exploiting them and given them nothing in return here's a prime example the planet of jabiim. The leader of the Nationalist elements on that plan that sided with the CIS stated when I plagued his planet the Jedi in the Republic did nothing when slavers and Pirates attacked is planet the Jedi ever public yet again did absolutely nothing it's only when they seceded and allowed the separatist to start using the mineral resources on the plant that the Jedi in Republic finally care not for the people you should understand the for the resources the Republic is sick indicate with corruption it had no right to exist it was dying Relic from an age long past. And the Jedi had no right to exist either every major problem has happened within the sores Universe has been directly caused by the Jedi they're the source of all its ills and strife

that is why they both extinct all thanks to yoda though the old jedis had so many fundamental issues and if you look back every major chaos occured due to their knee deep decisions of morality. ravel was right about mandolians,, jedis should have never showed any mercy to the banished jedis (which started all these sith overpowered people),, they should have let people let research on dark side,, most of all they let corruption go on although they knew what will happen worst of all they took part in the corruption as well they got politically manipulated so many times that it feels like the force made them super stupid each time their mercy came back haunting them. You can do good while understanding your enemies whereas the jedis of the old till yoda just fought and thought let people do what ever they do 'i believe' is the only solution thank god lukes jedi order was smarter XD

They both saw the flaws, shame Yoda could not predict the future.

Hi Titanfall 2 fan

Clone wars season 7 has shown us that maul was the only one with clear insight, maul predicted everything

@@zain6008 truth

It's more like 11 times as much but yeah

How many people do you know that has lived more than 90 years, you dumbfuck?

@@dylpickle0927 880 years then

@@robinhyperlord9053 nope 80-85 years

@@miguelmarquez7155 Most people are not fat uneducated lazy Americans.

@Robert Ortiz-Wilson they could of just held back though, some people join one side and do nothing but be "I'm part of this thing because...my reasons" and that's it

*And peacekeeping Jedi also attacks them*

Kind of sounds a little like the U.S. and our "with us or against us" policy.

its not that he joined the separatists, he first just left, the republic attacks, he than joins the seperatists (i would do the same after i got attacked... the enemy of my enemy is my friend after all) than republic bombs civilian targets (the capital).

@@jchea1764 uh that's not quite what happened. Alaric's douchebag nephew provoked things to violence

Me either lol

Colby Boucher on realizing how the Jedi and himself were flawed.

Yoda straight merked fools left & right his entire life.....don't be fooled by the Yoda speech...he's a mutherfuckin' killer! 1000 years = tons of murders!

@@syd3825 LOL

Wyndell Lee i thought yoda could kill. He’s a Jedi - they are warriors as well. They are trained to defend - which means kill if needed.

Nightingale Wednesday Nightmare The only problem is that he should’ve been a neutral system instead. And I know why he didn’t become that. It’s because he wanted to make a positive change for his people not hide. And he feared republic reprisals and it’s corruption. Ironically, the CIS markets itself as less corrupt but it’s actually much more corrupt and evil, lead by the sith, a cabal of corporations and an evil droid general. So he stuck with his belief and that’s honourable, but he was still tricked by Dooku even if he was the one who chose to approach Dooku. He thought the separatists were better than the republic and if they were they would have sent troops to defend his planet. He was misinformed like so many others. A wise fool to the end.

Colby Boucher Which is what I meant by republic reprisals. And there probably wouldn’t be any reprisals if they were neutral, I don’t know of any neutral system that the republic invaded. His planet was invaded because he went straight to joining the CIS

@@marc-ericleblanc-seguin4514 The CIS Separatist Senate didn't actually know what happened on the battlefield, and plus, only the separatist war council was the corrupt body, and they essentially controlled the droid armies.

Meadi Games Yeah sorry I didn’t mention that because I already did in two other comments.

Yoda had the High Ground, his friend did not

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That’s the problem, they didn’t chose to just keep peace, they chose a side, they should have acted as negotiators and helpers, for example if a planet was being invaded and enslaved by the separatists or the republic that’s when they should step in

I mean the Jedi were stuck 2 bad choices and if they didn't become generals you know that the public would be even quicker to turn on them.

Depends on the general and the time. Some of The Old Republic generals became aware of the failings of the Jedi from their time in active duty. Ultimately, their teachings blind them to the insidious evil of the Sith every time, until it's too late. And when the sliver of Light triumphs over the established Dark, the lessons are lost or forgotten, and it all happens again. Only a handful of Sentients knew how to stop it, but didn't. They were generals.

Jedi are meant to be fighters. Otherwise they all wouldn't have lightsabers and be trained in the ways of using force violently

Jedi should never take sides, neutrality

Anakin: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Fiddle please he played it like "the devil went down to georgia"

wasn't the republic showing corruption for hundreds of years before in the EU, and Palpatine was just taking advantage and escalating it.

@@matthiuskoenig3378: Perhaps, but the Republic's corruption back in the Old Republic wasn't that bad, it was as reasonable as modern day America, until the Sith with their rule of two came, and escalated the corruption to extreme highs as seen through the whole prequel trilogy and Clone Wars.

And kazuhira Miller dressed as a Jedi screams at big boss dressed as a jedi

All the Disney stuff is awful unfortunately. 😕

Silver mandalorian is literally only popular because how cute baby yoda is, so horrible.

There's some pretty dark books and comics in the new canon though...

@@bruhmoment7741 not really. Did you actually watch it?

The new Disney star wars is just like fairy tale Disney movies it's made to be very black and white and very easily understandable so children can understand and the last movie was literally just fan service.

Should've also clued him in on how fucky the Jedi and republics shit was

When the people closest to him started to turn against him he should have realized how fu¢king blind he'd been

Thanks for taking the time writing such a great comment! And happy to hear you enjoyed the video :D

Sabretron2 King Alaric wasn’t right either. Both him and Yoda were wrong.

And people ask why Star Wars is going to shit !? It's because Disney still hasn't made a comic that comes close to this level of detail. I'm not gonna lie and take off my Legends Diehard helm for a second and say that I genuinely liked the Marvel Vader comics. But the only reason that is so, is because it could easily be integrated into Legends. Lord Mommin would make a great addition to the vague latter half history of the Sith during the New Sith Wars. But what I don't understand is how they can make their own wonky or disturbing tales and it's deemed believable and good while any of these casuals that date stray two pages deep in a Legends comic or novel immediately be like "That's so unrealistic" or "Wow, who made this, a 8 year old" ? It really pisses me off. All these stories coulda kept the franchise alive for decades to come because IMO, the amount of trilogies and animated/live actions shows they coulda produced was innumerable 😤😤😤

@@blackshogun272 Legends had it's fair of shit. Jedi prince? Legacy of the Force? Dark Nest? Karen Traviss's Work? There was a lot of shit and by the end the EU was on it's last legs. I like it but good god there was a lot of shit

@@blackshogun272 Don't just throw around "Casuals". The EU had awful ass shit too.

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David Sun To an extent you’re correct. However democracy also dictates that you submit to a majority, you cannot simply reject democracy once you have dissent with it. This was the justification of southern secession and nullification efforts prior to the civil war. Lmao I know this is Star Wars but it’s interesting to at least examine the real historical precedent.

*laughs in Vietnamese, Korean, Afghan, Syrian and probably half of the world*

@@trgjtk182 "This was the justification of southern secession," This is literally "Lost Cause" rhetoric, which any American historian knows is pure Southern historical revisionism (which, in fairness, was permitted by the US government as a means of nurturing favorable relations between the two halves). Moreover, democracy does not in-and-of itself suggest that you "submit to a majority," otherwise Tocqueville's caution as to the "tyranny of the majority," which the Founding Fathers drew from when drafting up plans for a new government, would have been disregarded as a given.

the secret is forming a Republic that controls the Democracy.

To quote a character from a game, "What does freedom really mean, if demanded of you by a god?" --Barbatos, the god of freedom (Genshin Impact)

Absolute nonsense. Wishing to secede is not an act of treason. The Jedi and the Republic were all evil for not respecting the wishes of it's citizens.

@@DraculaCronqvist our world examples : lakota/native american tribes; california; confederate states...etc.

@Troy Goldberg actually there is no document that states its illegal to secede. the supreme court ruled that secession is legal through rebellion or with permission of other states (although it did not specify how many states must give permission). so legally if California rose up in arms, it would be illegal for the US army to interfere and force them to stay in the union. it would also be illegal for the US to interfere if Texas said it was ok for California to secede.

DraculaCronqvist wait so America should have let the confederacy secede?

@@blades9937 That is debatable, then they should let the tribal/native/indeginous people secede too, which they consist most of arizona/new mexico, Dakota's and some parts of Montana

I mean you can teach smart things and be stupid at the same time...

Mr.Jankson No one could ever outsmart the plot

the jedis were always the cause of their own downfall XD

@@aliashfaque1746 The jedis lost their way. They were never meant to do politics for or against the republic. There role was to stay aside as observers, fighting the forces of the dark side wherever they are. Instead they became some kind of secret special force of the republic.

Master potato i am

Its also why his padawan went to the dark side something that should be noted is dooku never had "sith" eyes because he was trying to take out palpatine dooku apparently saw the coming of the sith which is why he made a curved hilt

But this war, was a big game, well executed by one man who pull the strings behind the curtains, everyone The republic and CIS all were just pawns.

War...War never changes

It would be cool if there were a force equivalent.

Brothers they were not. Whore of a mother they had🧐

Because he didn't have a sharingan.

This is the FUNNIEST fucking comment

How do u know?

the CIS literally wants nothing *but* seccession. If they can negotiate one seccession, just, let the CIS go and theres no problem. THe majority of the CIS doesnt even contribute heavily to the republic economy.

@Kaiser Well that is certainly a large part of it but there is more to it than that. If it wasnt for the intercession of the Sith, the Republic probably would have been forced to let the separatists go. The Jedi only got involved because they knew a Sith Lord was controlling the CIS, and both sides were radicalized by Dooku and Palpatines actions. They basically sabotaged any chance of a peaceful resolution at every turn, so while I'm not really pro republic, there is some context that must be considered.

Now that would be one dangerous yoda

It was canon back then

And still canon to some of us.

@@EchthelionII Some? We are the legends for still holding on

@@miguelmontenegro3520 It's hard to accurately gauge where the fans lie on their opinions.

@@professionalpussypetter2929 Still canon. Any turd stories from Disney is non-canon.

I’d say it was in self-defense. It’s the tragedy of war that friends might kill each other and that despite their friendship they understood their duties to their order and kingdom respectively .

Where is Padme?!

@@firmanchristiansianturi4794 ouch

@@firmanchristiansianturi4794 you made a fool out of yourself.

@Alberto Fuijimori This has nothing to do with MCU, and yet here it is

Lol just a random MCU comment. Totally irrelevant, yet here you are, with a 100+ likes.. Smh

"Save it for the enemy!" - Clone Trooper, Star Wars Battlefront II (Original)

@Robert Ortiz-Wilson Yeah, sometimes in other videos I am like "Is this canon or legeneds?"

Yoda was always a fool.

"Neutrality was a joke. A world was only neutral so long as it held no value to the Republic or the Confederacy." - General Grievous. It shows that if it wasn't the republic bombing them, it'd be he CIS; they were doomed either way. Only thing they could really do was make a statement.

More like, “Worthy of his friendship, I was not.”

If only he was an Uchiha

Friends turn enemies gives me pstd from fire emblem

Maybe he was Yoda...

In Yoda voice "Yes, a friend of mine he was"

Why'd you drop Star wars theory?

It just wasn't the same. When I first started he was reviewing a bunch of comics which I mean sure he still does but it's not as much as he used to do, instead now he just does these unboxings and does what every other KZfaqr does. I loved his channel because it was diverse it was different. Now it just feels like pandering. Now don't get me wrong I know he's been working on the Vader fan film and that takes money so I get his reasoning for it. And maybe there just hasn't been a lot of comics coming out for him to do, but as for right now I'm just tuned out.

@@DuoDueces I hate seeing his face. Wished he never reveled his face, it scares me.

Haha FairPoint that's when the madness started.

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I mean it's basically what we've always done too. There's actually a really deep criticism of war as an institution in the show perhaps without realizing it. The Jedi effectively raise child soldiers Even with that aside we basically do to. The only thing separating an 18 year old legal adult in a conflict from a 15 year old illegally enlisted (both these scenarios existed in both world wars) is nothing more than a legal distinction. The maturity level of both groups is so similar there might as well be no distinction. And I suppose the last lesson life, the show, and just about all media portraying or documenting war can teach us is that beyond the polished veneer of military glory on the grand scale there's nothing but a ruinous grotesque mockery of everything good. No one wins in war, you merely survive to linger on with the horror of what was lost to make it happen.