How much would you need to take Rufus's job offer?

If that ocean creature ever requires a passport, Jenny took the perfect photo for it

Mark describing ‘Abduction Rejection’ is pretty much how I feel leaving the courthouse after being dismissed from Jury Duty.

Jenny and Ken have amazing hair throughout. That’s what the Professor should be studying-think of how much money he could make from whatever product or process lets you dive underwater, grapple with fishpeople, shoot henchmen, and still look ready for a glamorous night on the town!

The best parts of any WMMW reviews are when Mark gets slightly and progressively more unhinged when presented with something truly baffling or infuriating

I served on a ballistic missile sub and your description of the worst thing about it is correct. In most situations, there is a way to leave where you work. Even in other parts of the military there are ways you can quit. In the Army, you can say, "I quit." And they'll say, "whatever, your going to the stockade, enjoy jail." But at least its a different place. And even in the Navy on a surface ship, they'll be like, "Enjoy the brig, quitter," and then a few days later a helicopter or ship will come by and pick you up and take you to navy jail on land. But if you try to quit on a sub, there is no brig and no place to go, so you just have to stay in your rack. You might as well go back to work. There was a chief who had a heart attack on my boat, and he had to wait a week before we could get him evacuated to a hospital. There were a few other medical emergencies that just ended up alright, thankfully, before we could get the people off the boat, or didn't need help anymore.

3:33 Mark's investment into that 1960's looking suit and tie has totally paid off by now.

Mark's issues with leaving submarines is why I don't like going to Ikea.

If I've learned anything from Lovecraft, it's that the bottom of the ocean has nothing but unimaginable terrors that drive you mad upon first sight.

Ya know….funny story here…I was just getting ready to start my own underwater civilization.I had all the materials picked out for the underwater headquarters,I had the paint picked out and everything.But,luckily,I saw this before embarking on that particular adventure and now I know better than to waste my time.I’ll put my energy to better use instead,like trying to make my own black hole,or trying to build a car with wings that I can use to fly into outer space so I can be the first to discover,and converse with,an interstellar civilization.I owe it all to you for revealing to me the folly of my ways.thanks a lot!

What I love so much about Mark is his tone and delivery style. It's so perfect for talking about these kinds of films. Mark, your episodes are so rewatchable! This episode will be remembered as a classic, right next to The Pit and The Neverending story 2 (this one I've watched a dozen times over the years.) Never stop, Mark. Your channel was literally the first movie channel I subscribed to and became an avid fan of years ago when I first started using KZfaq. The episode that started it all for me was Battlefield Earth. One of the best episodes IMO. 💕

Mark Is killing it editing himself into scenes. 👏

I love the creatures are cross eyed🤭 And that makes me suspect the evil boss Rufus is cross eyed himself behind those sunglasses he wears🤔😝

So Mark would sell out the entire human race for a pizza and free wifi? Sounds about right.

RIP Sonny Chiba. He died from complications of COVID-19 on 19 August 2021, at the age of 82.

You should make whole shows where you just insert yourself into movies. That talk with the villain about sunglasses was comedy gold

FanboyFlicks,GoodBadFlicks and RLM are the best channels for movie entertainment.

"Suddenly they see a silhouette of a man...." "Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!"

Same! Just thinking about being on a submarine makes my anxiety go through the roof. The idea of being stuck and trapped under water in case there’s an emergency UGH! Great video as always Mark!

What I really appreciate about this channel is the fact that he finds obscure, older movies. Not the same movies on all the other so bad their good channels.

Only one complaint I have with these videos...we have to wait too long for the next one!

I completely agree with Mark’s reasoning for not wanting to go in a submarine. I’d make the same argument about going into space and being on a ship out in the ocean thousands of miles from land. He puts it perfectly. I don’t want to be anywhere that I can’t easily get off/out of. Just the thought makes me vaguely nauseous. Unrelated; I too have pages of intricate doodles from meetings I’ve attended.

I saw this and couldn't believe that I had missed an episode , but it's NEW! I am sooooo happy

I have no idea why I expected this to be kinda similar to Bioshock, lmfao!

Sonny Chiba was a total badass, but it's a little sad that many people probably know him for all the terrible sci-fi movies he made and not the awesome and sleazy action movies he made in the 70s and 80s.

Mark, thanks for making my graveyard shift job more bearable with this!

Those are some ridiculously spacious submarines they've got.

Am I only one who audibly says "welcome back...to the show" and does the pirate arm manuver with mark?

Thank you for inserting yourself into more movies more often! It just gets better and better every time I see it. Love your reviews

I like that Mark went from "I have a price to be turned into a robot fish" to "I'll pull the trigger myself not to be turned into a robot fish" :D

These old 60s monster movies have a charm to them I dig. Peggy Neal (Jenny) was also easy on the eyes back then.

perfect Saturday morning. Coffee, bagel, and a new video from Mark. 😃

Omg that's hilarious, the torpedoes turning around, because the exact thing happened to my dad when he was in the navy. He was the "underwater weapons specialist" so he was below deck actually launching these experimental, dummy torpedoes. Apparently they launched, got about half a km away and did a u turn, banging into the side of the ship lol. My dad was oblivious to the situation, so he launched it, waited, and about 30 seconds later there was a huge thud on the hull almost right next to him. No damage or anything...but they scrapped that design lol.

I like that they were going all out on these old movie posters. It comes from the sea and is of questionable Japanese descent? Screw it, make it as big as Godzilla lol

When I saw first saw sonny chiba i was blown away by the brutality of his (street fighter) movies. A definite legend. Should have have karate chopped monsters head off to the next dimension 😂😂

Checking this video out months later and Mark’s monologue about not wanting to go on a submarine has aged… particularly well.

You making a cameo in the movie . . . true gold!

I absolutely love this movie. I remember the score and water cyborgs freaking me out when I was a wee lad in Rome, Italy.

Always a good day when Mark uploads! Keep it coming mate, love your channel

14:00 "It's a world that makes sense!" XD best movie quote ever

Mark brings up an excellent point here really; what kind of underwater civilization _doesn't_ have a single pizza place? Those workers must be suicidal; there's no place to eat, shop, or anything! This civilization would not have gotten far without, like, a Pizza Hut or Little Ceasar's at least.

This channel is so underrated and always a joy to watch. Thanks mark!

I'd watch Sonny Chiba go skin diving any day.

I saw this movie on the big screen! During a summer "Kiddie Matinee" a couple of years after its release. Lots of fun.

the torpedo effects look genuinely good for 1966. Even included some "action shots" of them changing direction. pretty clever stuff.

You have been surely missed bro, I've been sad, confused and scared that you've been gone and I'm so very grateful you are once back into my life. Mad love!

It worked in the Bioshock series, that was until the residents got hooked on the juice.

Once again I crack up at your awesome sense of humor. Great way to start a Saturday!

The reason I'm afraid of jail is the same reason Mark is afraid of submarines.

PLEASE cover Sleepaway Camp. I just know your humor will do it justice! I love all of your videos. :) Thanks for the laughs!

With how my day has gone so far, honestly becoming a junkless fight tuna doesn't sound so bad.

I'm kinda diggin' Jenny's hair.

You had me at cross-eyed underwater cyborgs that work, fight, or stop

14:01 "It's a world that makes sense!" Has to be the funniest line.

I love the reference you made at the end, since the FIRST thing I thought of when we met Rufus was "is he gonna call it Rapture?" LOL! XD

It is nice to see these videos getting better and better. I think that Mark has really found his own style, so keep up the good work and continue finding these kind of films to review, thanks :)

That's quite the unibrow Mr. Chiba is sporting.

Thanks, Mark. I’ll remember this the next time I try to build an underwater city.

Warlords of the Deep is also a cautionary tale about creating an underwater civilization, and that movie stars Vincent Price and the actor who played Mr. Banks in the original Mary Poppins movie 😆

In the very first scene, that dry sound of overdubbed vocal-booth voices with no reverb, no background sounds, and so many non sequiturs it seems like everyone is talking to himself, tells me to settle in for a quality cinematic experience worthy of the honorific "weird movie."

The sea spawn thingies all look so doofy. They have cross-eyes!

regarding the bad guy and his sunglasses: You mentioned Thunderball having come out the year before. In that movie, the bad guy was Emilio Largo and he wore an eye patch which let you know he was the bad guy. In this movie, Cyclops wore sunglasses in an underwater city so you know he's a REALLY bad guy.

The part about being on a sub and not being able to leave made me remember childhood road trips where I'd feel travel sick, overly warm (no a/c in them days) or needed the bathroom but my parents would not stop the car and did not like the windows being open. I feel that just gave me a fear of confined spaces. I was once stuck on a flight that would not take off due to bad weather and I was going seriously stir crazy. If you're not going to take off, let us off the plane. Eight hours we sat on that plane on the runway, until finally the flight was canceled. I've hardly flown since that experience - I drive everywhere, even if it takes multiple days (since I can stop when I want, and I have a/c.) Submarine movies always bring all this up in my head. But I still wouldn't volunteer to be a fish cyborg.

I like Jenny hair style 😂

Oh man! I’ve been looking for this movie for years! I had the title wrong, but I’m pretty sure this is it! I saw it on TV when I was young and (for some reason, thought it was awesome). Thank you, Mark!

“Abduction rejection” 😆 super funny, but I totally relate.

Your material is outstanding! Never laughed so much at your reviews! Especially samurai cop🤣🤣🤣

I've been enjoying many of your videos lately. Thank you!

This was a really fun review, awesome work!

Anyone who's played Bioshock knows that life is not, in fact, better down where it's wetter, especially when you end up in an objectivist hellscape full of people who can shoot bees out of their hands...

2:25 has aged quite well, actually, given the Titan incident...

Mark. Your added clips are legendary... My price is only 500 a day...lol

Man that Peggy Neal was a doll

Another solid vid Mark!

I think the bad guy in the shades was a Bond villain at one time

When you ask," who is crazy enough to become a goofy looking eunuch". I instantly think of the heavens gate cult

Thanks for welcoming us TOOOO the show. Really appreciated 🙏

This was unspectular, but the usual high level how Mark hosts his show. Mark, you do an awesome work! I really adore your channel! It's time for you to review "The man who saved the world" or "Turkish Star Wars", I suppose. ;)

Mark: "Why you shouldn't build an Underwater city." _Andrew Ryan has left the chat_

Just subscribed, 'coz of your youthful critique on the grade-b films of my youth. Virtually every film you've featured is in my library. Undersea sci-fi/horror has been a favorite of mine since my early childhood. I won't list my favorites, since it would be too extensive.Being 60 years, I'm an "old timer". I am a registered scuba diver, though. Probably because of films like that, as well as VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA and SEA HUNT. When I was a kid in the '60's, there were ads in comic books to send-away for a two-man submarine for $3.50. Plus shipping & handling. Oh, what adventures I would go on! Image the disappointment a 6 year old boy felt when he got a cardboard box with a submarine printed on the side.

RIP Sonny Chiba

Acoustic guitars are awesome, Mark. AND YOU KNOW IT.

you made my day with the new video. keep up the awesome work!

Last time someone tried to build an underwater city it devolved into a cesspool of cannibalistic drug addicts and lethal scuba suit wearing baby sitters.

I really love this channel, why its not more popular I don't know why!!!

Loving that outro music!

The funny part about the beginning is that the torpedo is actually working as intended. It ignores the decoys and homes right in on the real ship. That's what you want a homing torpedo to do.

Mark!!! Ohhhhh my day is now complete ❤️ wrap me up with your sweet, sweet humor! Edit: You never disappoint 😁

Jesus, that's one big submarine! You could fit a whole room of reporters inside...oh, wait.

Great content! Subscribed.

I've been waiting when mark will upload another.. your hardwork always makes my day...

O G THIS WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE WHEN I WAS 6 yrs old.Nobody ever knows about. I don’t care what others say I enjoyed it and the music.

Some of these shots are actually framed very well!

I love Terror Beneath the Sea. One of Sonny Chiba's earliest films.

That "test" gag had me in stitches

Don't knock being a water cyborg until you've tried it. Good ole work, fight, stop. Life doesn't get any better.

I wish they'd done a sequel where the Richard Jaeckel shark movie character and Jellyvish-man from Sting of Death showed up to deal with these water cyborgs. Maybe with a few other grade Z movie characters in a poor man's Avengers ripoff? Maybe Manos or the Plan 9 aliens could've brought them back to life? I'd pay to see that...heck, even just to read the fanfic on it.

Hey Mark, I had to actively look for your newest post via your channel didn't even show up in my subscription section for some reason. Happy to see you've got a new video out!

Whenever anyone draws a gun on me, I also run really really fast at them and they suddenly holster their weapons. 80% of the time, it works everytime.

I’m just glad you are still making videos