"Being bullied by anime girls" Zoran the bear is the best anime girl.

That DLC genuinely looks like a on the lower side effort mod, absolutely not acceptable as a paid product

Soo. You gave the DLC a look this morning. You edited the video in the afternoon. You uploaded it in the evening. Commendable dedication to get the word out before people buy this driven only by excitement.

Mods are worth more than lazy effort DLCs.

That steal the car mission is a callback to one of Operation Flashpoints original missions, not that I'm defending it because that's fucking atrocious in a modern video game but that's probably what they were going for.

"i was enjoying a nice morning of being bullied by anime girls" does Zoran classify as an anime girl? i say yes

Fun fact: Rimmy recreated that first car mission in 30 minutes over on Twitch

The lag you got in the pit is due to the way arma handles particle collisions for those types of rocks, basically, the rock hitboxes are so fucked that the particles have to do a bunch of collision logic at once causing a lot of slow down. You can purposefully cause it on any map by hovering a helicopter above those types of rocks so the dust kicked up by the rotors collides with the rocks.

You really should be more committed to your goal of ‘i need to stop saying yes to zoran’

"Moke Grenade Whit" is something monke would say...

I *bet* the Burst mode on artillery is intended for AI; Arma AI have defined firemodes and firerates that they use, and are hidden from players - you can notice it when the AI fires full auto bursts that are always the same length, or sometimes when you mount an MG it'll fire in bursts until you press F. The Burst mode on the arty is probably to ensure that the AI doesn't only fire singe shells at targets - they probably just didn't hide the firemode from the players (which is literally a single line in a config entry)

Just to let everybody know this “DLC” had been in development for about a year now...

The Cold War era DLCs has no jets because there's no fucking Cold War era jets avaliable for port from older Arma games.

Video Summery: "This is Cool." "This is Broken/Sucks" Repeat. Often.

ah yes, the recoilless rifle that has so much recoil you slide backwards while prone

Chad Mods: fully fleshed out cold war equipment with multiple forces Virgin Paid DLC: this BS

"What do you think the Cold War was defined by!?" Nukes. All of the nukes.

As much as I hate to say it, it is correct. The map is nice, but everything else is not worth the money.

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" - A cold war tank crew, probably

This video in a nutshell: -This is a vanilla sound -Oh, that is nIce -Oh, they ruined it, just as I did think its nice -Why? -That is dumb, and here is why. -*Groans*

I'll buy the DLC when they produce a Killzone Mod

15:06 And here is where i would put my cold war era jet in. IF I HAD ONE.

You should be honored to be in the presence of the lord of the bolt action rifles who does not need our mortal hands to function

"Nice looking Mod there, It'd be a shame if anyone_" *drags from cigarette threateningly* "Charged for it."

the black hawks lag was because you were hitting the rockface. Arma doesnt like having to calculate wether you penetratet every single rock or not.

"BEHOLD THE GREATEST WAR MACHINE OF THE IMPERIUMS MIGHT! THE IMPERIAL BEYBLADE!"

If you want to play the steal a UAZ scenario just buy Arma Cold War Assault for $6 and play it with better sounding guns.

You know that confused Mr. Krabs meme? Rimmy in the first bit

I know it's completely off topic but the "moke grenade whit" reminds me of the amount of that I've seen with my short time with Ac Valhalla, it's absolutely laughable and shows modern companies lack of quality testing or effort.

"Rimmy it's what anime girls crave, it's got electrolytes" -Rimmy

2:35 Man, if only the soldiers in WW1 could get through the barbed wire like that...

"Arma 3: Death Race is a Fustercluck" next vid Rimmy posts

6:38 What is worst with that boat is that since its a part of a DLC package, you need to buy it to drive it. Which in meaning, if you confuse that boat with the assault boat, you would get so confused when the game tells you to buy a DLC to drive a non-DLC vehicle.

"moke grenade whit" - mmy Downu gam, 202

would've been a perfect cdlc if the tanks took off when you spun them fast enough.

"Why do you sound like cats?" Rimmy said as if he didnt wish for catgirls

some other things too: abrams are literally made of plastic. One round from a t-72 and its over. T-72 is damn near indestructible though. In general the sound design of the mod is absolutely terrible as well

Nice to know: some parts of the Autobahn in old West Germany are actually designed to be a make shift runway like in the DLC, if the actual airfields would have been destroyed in the cold war gone hot scenario.

Man, Czech DLCs are always bad in Arma. Anyone remember Army of the Czech Republic for Arma 2? (Also I got this DLC for the Vehicles and the map, but that’s just me)

This is exactly what I needed right now

Abandon vanilla, return to moke grenade whit

BANEBLADE

Beyblade beyblade let it rip. Hentai, in every battle

I assumed this was just gonna be one of those vids where they show a mod is alittle glitchy and has a few small issues and then blow it way out of proportion but this is fucking ridiculous

Imaging checking KZfaq to see your review in the first five seconds of Rimmy's video. That was daunting. Great video!

The review we all waited for. Map does look really good even if it has the same feel as Livonia. Hopefully the CSLA devs will react from the backlash and add obviously missing assets like attack helos, m240s and SPGs for the USA faction and fix the issues with textures and sounds. Hopefully

"I thought that Tank was decommissioned" "It was sure its black as soot" "Then what in the" *KABOOM*

"this sounds so weird. It's like the sound of coming from inside my head" Lmao, like the finger gun from Dead Space, just Isaac going "Pew! Bang!"

It honestly looks like they took a page out of EA's book and was testing our ability to just purchase crap and what our limit is.

1:19 The way you say “It reminds me of Valkyria Chronicles” made me expect a fucking flashback to Nico the child crusader

Iirc, the T-72 had a manual turret, so imagine the crew cranking their hearts out to spin like that.

Rimmy, in case you somehow didn't knew it, DShK/ДШК has variable rate of fire. Both 600 and 1200 are options and technically you can switch between them by manually adjusting mechanism. 1200 RoF is called AA mode.

"Steal the Jeep" Was one of the original Operation Flashpoint standalone missions. I would say it was included as an attempt at an homage.

9:12 Glad to see they added the Humvee from C&C Generals to the roster!

'Find a car' is the first mission in the first arma

When you spin the turret on a tank "You spin me right round baby right round"

Also i both love and hate how it is not only the second cDLC to not feature planes (and SOG only barely dodges that bullet), but this one actually has airfields, and really neat ones at that.

*makes a low grade mod* "I am going to sell this!"

Who thinks that RHS brings more to the game? :D Because I do.

The MLRS did only have cluster rounds availiable at this time... it wasn't until later that the unitary and guided stuff was introduced. ALSO, IRL there was a significant dud rate for the individual bomblets. That was by design to create minefields as a secondary effect.... which is also why we don't use those rockets in the arsenal very often anymore... something something something warcrimes/geneva suggestions... fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m26.htm

When Rimmy is at the helm, the Speed of Truth can actually get pretty fast! Well done helping people know just what their money may get them.

V-Tubers: Remmyyyyy Tommy: Back! Away with you! Get back, you fiends!

"Getting bullied by anime girls" and then there's just zoran just chillin

The tank is like that meme of a tank doing melee combat with metal gear rising music. Jesus

**personally** Western Sahara is the best- im not a fan of jungle combat although the time era is cool- but a decent sized flat desert map with modified vanilla vehicles to the point of actually having a use and not just a reskin is so cool to me. ive spent hours in extraction with different personal challenges and when playing with people who have the CDLC it has many more options for zues (with the different vehicles) have your own opinions but its one of my favourite DLC's and its relatively cheap!

Hey Rimmy, I was curious: did you ever end up using the music from Wasteland 3 in one of your Arma operations?

the tennis racket launcher hidden under the tank makes the quiet shoot sound make a lot of sense stealth

So..... Can someone explain to me how my lazy mod pack ended here as a paid DLC?

Rimmy getting lovey-dovey by anime girls can make him stick with CDawgVA and Gigguk as being "Vtuber Magnets"

This is why I didn’t want to buy it. I was fucking POSITIVE they wouldn’t include the jets.

1:35 I think TB is speaking through you Rimmy. You almost nail the voice.. I was literally expecting a menu critique. Holy fuck I miss that guy..

That intro is amazing. Perfection, even.

That "mission" Steal a car was in original Operation Flashpoint. But it was on top of loooong campaign and bunch of different missions so it was kind of nice. This is pathetic

I'm convinced the creators of the CSLA DLC just tried to break ArmA as much as possible

That "Find the car" is literally lifted and shifted from the first Operation Flashpoint. It was a mission to get you familiarised with the controls and so on.

The burst fire on the mortar and howitzer is probably meant to mean MRSI (multiple rounds simultaneous impact). Basically you change the firing arc for each round, so they arrive at target the same time.

2:47 werfengenkgeregedengangles

Man, I was looking forward to this so much. ČSLA studio has been around for decades, both the Operation Flashpoint and ArmA II iterations were bloody amazing. The fact they somehow managed to make a PAID mod comparable to or even worse than these two is incredibly disappointing.

3:35 - Little fun fact: There is actually a part of the D1 highway specially hardened to be used as emergency runway in case of war in Czech Republic

I admit I read the thumbnail as Baneblade Tanks and got really excited for a moment

What sucks is that CSLA was extremely good on Arma 2 and OFP. I was genuinely looking forward to their release for Arma 3

this legit gives me the same vibes as someone putting old Operation flashpoint stuff back in the game. Also, Honda goldwing have 3 reverse gears so bikes can, in fact, go back (it weights 300kg and good luck pushing it out of a garage manually otherwise)

The self-firing M60 at 9:05 is a nice cameo by the same self-firing M-60 from the movie 'Maximum Overdrive'

Rimmy: Beyblade tank Me: IT'S THE BANE BLADE!!!

Basically, the new tanks were made from the creator of the Helicopter-Tank gif

How in the actual fuck did you end up with the Dutch Beyblade Metal Fusion theme song? It's literally the version we got in the Netherlands. How Why I'm so confused

Holy crap, I never thought I'd get motion sickness from a game, but watching those tank turrets spin did it.

Rimmy I hope you read this lol. So some munitions for indirect fire are rocket powered to get greater speed and range. Although they just might have messed up the sound file for the mortar.

The runway-stip looks awfully like the World in Conflict map for the last russian map

Rimmy do you have a life? I watched this live not even 6 hours ago

That artillery gun turning whilst relaoding makes sense On the Leopard 2 it lifts the barrel aswell

The turret movement is like the old gravitron at luna park lol.

I am praying to the tomboys that your video will get them to take the dlc down and fix it.

7:00 TANKS RIMMY!!! THE COLD WAR WAS ALL ABOUT TANKS!

I dunno where this map is supposed to be set, but in Germany at least, Gästhauses sometimes look like that. Gästhause is kinda a weird all encompassing term. It can refer to like, a regular mom n pop restaurant or pub, a bed and breakfast, a small hotel with an attached restaurant (but you dont have to be staying there to eat there), a sort of air BNB style bed and breakfast where they're a restaurant and only got like one or two rooms to rent out, sometimes they lean more heavily towards the hotel/BNB stuff and then their restaurant just sorta has 2 or 3 things the chef feels like making that day, and sometimes its a restaurant where the family who run it also live there upstairs etc etc etc. Like, it's such a weird term, literally every gästhause is different, some lean more towards the BnB stuff, some are basically just regular restaurants. It makes a little more sense if you look back in time historically, before all these other similar concepts kinda fell under the gästhause umbrella. So you know how like, when you're playing DnD (yeah, I know, f@$%in nerdy), and ya'll are role playing in a Tavern, and a ye olde timey tavern is basically just a bar that serves some food, usually whatever the hell the tavern owner feels like making, and they also run an inn where they basically rent out the bedrooms upstairs and also, the tavern owner maybe lives in the same building? Like, that weird combination isn't just a fantasy thing, that was HISTORICALLY a real thing in Germany, and that tradition has kinda lived on today... Though I get the impression it's slowly dying off in favor of traditional british/american style pure restaurants vs BnBs. But they all end up getting called a Gästhause anyway. Point is, there's some parts of the world where you might live in your own pub, and there's some places still where pubs/restaurants have a room to rent out. So I dont really find that a weird concept. Similarly, in Japan, I've seen so many businesses have a second floor... And that second floor is just where the business owner lives.

I remember there was a mission in Operation Flashpoint Cold War Crisis where you had to steal a UAZ car in a hostile village and that was it ! Glad to see games have evolved in 20 years ! :P

The "dlcs" that bohemia are bringing us are litteraly just copy and paste ideas that modders have had and done since 2017... but somehow the devs have managed to cuck us with uhh less than ideal stuff thats paid for. But hey the map is pretty!

"what do you think the cold War was defined by?" Well mostly the nukes right?

Ah yes, my favorite grenade. Moke grenade white.

When a modmaker is artistically gifted but not necessarily technologically gifted