President Brandon: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything. President Brandon: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN alive. And Number 3: He's going to fix everything.

That's why you use 10 U-locks instead. Let's see a bolt-cutter cut through that!

Cordless grinder your out in 5. Minutes

Question from the future, if I were to have a car that retracted it's wheels into itself, cover the wheel wells, and had no ground clearance for any kind of strap or bar to fit under it without removing the entire panel, could you tow it?

I am assuming that the video is in reverse

@@atarvhegde5210 r/wooosh

@Atarv Hegde You think?

@@atarvhegde5210 dude just shut up

@@atarvhegde5210 nope that how they install steering wheels

...on a budget

In Mother Russia, myths bust you.

@@OneManPizzaParty lol

Top Gear Russia

@@gregorycomey HAHAHAHAHAHA

TheUnbeen thx mate

God bless you hope you become a millionaire

Thank you god bless you

I love you sir

nul

Since google uses voice recognition on the videos and pulls ads if they are found to contain (English) profanity.

im here wondering the samething lol

@@Fridelain they said pussy and ass.

Fridelain but the voiceover said “shit” so i don’t think that’s what they had in mind

@@Fridelain it's BMI russian not google....

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Conor Smyt

Smashed ribs, broken jaw.

What you injoy it

There is no such thing as Soviet Russia! Soviet Union (USSR) and Russia are two completely different things! Google it.

R/wooshhhhhhh

r/canceroussubreddits

@@swaneknoctic9555 I checked from Google and there is! You just can't know it because in Soviet Russia, Google uses you.

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more like how to lock your car in drift mode

No!Tank and drift it;s russian drift

jonathan isom that’s just launch control

-Euro- RussianBeat

Actually russian driver Tsaregradtsev defeated japanese drifters in japan

I hope he makes that. Maybe just using ropes on rims could help pull you out of dirt.

Genious! Back in soviet Russia you would of been appointed your very own design bureau.... In a gulag of course such free thinking can't go unpunished comrade.

Now that would be fucking hilarious to see.

Chapher St.Julian - "Brilliant Idea!"

That would be something new to see. Just found this channel: plan to stay.

Yeah, pretty sure a simple torch would make short work of the padlock. Or, as I like to call it, a skeleton key. :P

1oz of Dawn on the tires and right up the rollback it goes.

if this is to stop a tow nothing works except paying the bill

Remember use dawn dispenser on every turn.

@Womb Raider I take you have been towed once or twice in your life, :-)

It depends if the chain is not to long neither to short

@@zee3391 No, the moment you turn the steering wheel slightly, the front wheels take a longer arc around a corner than the rear wheels, so they would want to speed up, which would only work so long until the rear wheel didn't want to let it. Now, if you had two bars connected to MAKE the front and rear wheels go the same speed, you would have the situation where the wheel with the most traction forced the wheel with less traction to turn its speed. Other crazy dynamics, such as he found, yanking the steering off of where it is aimed, would also occur.

@@zee3391 if it's two short, you wouldn't be able to connect it; if it's too long, there's slack in the chain, meaning if you could drive the car without the slack, you can still drive with the slack.

Right, you could drive straight at least, but it wouldn't not make turns very well

huh

yes same

Instant sunroof

That would be really cool! Let's hope he see's your comment! :)

@@RPKGameVids too bad this is just the translation channel. Not the original one

yes was saying the same thing the whole time

RainbowSixThree Enlightened lol this car not his car..this I think he didn't want it..so he destroy it

Your ripoff $30 gopro

A go pro camera DOES cost more than any of my cars...

RainbowSixThree Enlightened that’s not car that’s a bucket

Ikr 😂

In my country(Serbia) there are Gypsies that specifically aim for the shit car like steeling batteries or the whole car because they think that nobody will press charges against them(who cares about poor man with the shit car 40 yeas old) while they drive even worst shit made from stripped Citroen Dianne equipped with a diesel engine from small tractor(cultivator). Nobody messes with my piece of trash car or I'll take them apart

Poverty makes you strange. It's how it is..

I know how to hotwire most cars made before 2000's shit cars are easier to steal but crims usaly go for keys/ carjackings cause there dumb and it's easier to steal that way

Thats a lie my shitty corrola was stolen like 2 years ago. Power steering was messed up and car made terrible noises and it was still stolen

1:35 cameramen are lucky they didn’t have a car get pulled right into them. Why would they stand there?!🤦‍♂️

Neither the driver nor the camera man knows

It probably breaks

They're Russian it's okay

Most of the camera angles are mounted cameras not a person holding a camera

Kyle Morrow its not pretty! Chain or cable

THE WORLD IS FLAT YOU FUCKING MORON. OPEN YOUR EYES, RUSDIA DOES NOT EXIST!!

Lol, what is a flatroll doing on this channel? >_

where does the "in russia _________ you" thing come from. i hear it all the time and never know what it is from

@Roger Hamilton -- Search for "In Russia Meme" :: Ukrainian-born American comedian Yakov Smirnoff was popular in the 1980's for his act that used wordplay to satirize the differences between his new life in the US and his old life in what was then part of the Russian led Soviet Union. I'm old enough to remember that commercial, and comedian...: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d8iAZKeHyrCnhGQ.html

@@rogerhamilton8029 Know your meme - in russia

Yousef Theiabat gta vice city

The ballista compact

This is Lada Samara, this is alike to Škoda Favorit. www.autoforum.cz/tmp/magazin/ss/Skoda_Favorit_vs_Lada_Samara_Autocar_1990_Perex_alt_503_0.jpg

@@RetroPlus The Blista Compact was a CRX.

Retro Plus Blista Compact is a Honda CRX 🙂

No way how long does it take to remove the wheel

@@cloud_c5222 not that long actually easily less than 5 minutes but with an impact and pump jack instead of scissor jack it can be done in a minute or less.

He works at the car plant and steals a new wheel every day to drive home, and then drives back to work with only three wheels. Now his apartment is full of wheels.

It's something I would do🤣🤣🤣

The gru meme: *no one can take car if car got no wheels* *takes off all wheels* *cannot put back on cause car too heavy* *cannot put back on cause car too heavy*

lets chain your car to a lamp post🤣

Hell, might even rip the front wheel off the axle or bend it all to hell

Rather repair my alignment than pay for a whole new car if the fucker gets away :p

what if the thief brings his own set of tires, I mean they do steal wheels after all. so putting two back on wouldn't be much of a problem. also, rather than trying to drive away with tires chained wouldn't they be better off grinding the lock away? that's what the fuckers do to steal motorcycles.

Well... time to start to start saving up pennies and dimes for a new ride then hahaha unless you rig a gps to your car and carry a shotgun you'll end up with your car back and someones life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he wont be getting that one back lmao

I've seen Russian dashcam videos. I don't think alignment matters to most. :p

I love how they translated it to "good lord"

Yeah, thats barely touches the colorful of what is usually ment...

*sSMASH*

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@@turkunozu4220 gggggooodddjjjjff

You get laughed at in Australia if you can't drive a manual (stick shift)!

That's a sad story

Here in Britain plenty of people (myself included) still drive manuals. I started driving a manual car when everyone else was driving automatics. The ability to drive a manual is now considered bragging rights. Every car I’ve ever driven on the road is manual. Stick to chaining the wheels as depicted in the video, and maybe consider wrapping the chain around a tree or a lamppost if possible.

Hey man. It's the voice-over guy. I'm actually not Canadian, but also Russian. Just with a Canadian accent, apparently.

ramairgto72 hah

Yeah, for me it was the "ain't" and other slang that just.. doesn't fit with the accent. If I didn't know, I'd swear it was some Maine dude trying to sound like a country bumpkin from the woods, and failing miserably. :)

So Maine has a lot of big cities now? Didn't know that.

@@SwapBlogRU no, but they sound a lot like Canadians, but not like your typical country bumpkin

u really should get out more

You can follow his original Russian channel. This eng channel is like 1year behind

What's his Russian channels name? I'm guessing it has a Russian name and my phone doesn't have a Russian alphabet keyboard so I'll have to cut and paste it.

Well I can tell you what he's going to do next : a car with bike wheels

@@NLXtrem what's the name of the Russian channel?

a bit late but... Chicken choppers Push N'Glide

Cool, well I kind of remember from the mr.bean series that his car has detachable steering wheel, uhh i think it is safer rather than breaking the wheels with a chain haha actually lots of thing, some people also remove the batteries from their car when they're away👍

Chain your car to the fire hydrant you're currently illegally parked in front of. :)

Cant tower will just drag it onto a flatbed then charge extra. My friend works it and he always laughs at possible scenarios when i used to ride with him

anti towing techniques...how about parking in a legal parking spot...

A tow truck has plenty of power to drag a car. And beyond that they normally have dollies they can put under the wheels if they won’t roll. Or, can just drag it up onto a rollback. You could try attaching the car to something solid, but at that point they’ll likely either tear something up trying to drag it, or cut the chain. Also in some countries they use tow trucks that have a crane to pick up the car and set it on a flatbed. So, in short. You can make it more of a hassle to tow, but they’re still gonna be able to tow it.

@@jacobmcconeghy7728 it doesn't always work like that. Sometimes for people that live in apartments, they make it impossible to find a safe parking spot.

Troy Watson me too

Troy Watson Troy lol

He seems pretty cool

Bring a translator with you.

Do Russians like beer? Because I can't handle the Stoli

Yeah I drive a tow truck and I have a pair in my truck, not that Ive ever seen this lol

David Perry and the door frame

David Perry in Russia 🇷🇺 you don’t need brain

MTNSleder LMFAO 😂

Yeeees but how fun is it to see!

RVREVO X3 yea...no shit

It would still hit the shocks, drive shaft, frame, basically everything in back.

Depends on how powerful the engine is. If the engine is weak, it will lock up. Trying harder will probably blow the engine. If the engine is powerful, most probable result is the pinion gear will shatter (likely along with several suspension parts). Then the driveshaft will spin freely, but the car will still go nowhere. Basically a rolling chassis that makes a lot of noise. You'd be surprised how many vital components of your car depend on very small parts.

FWD doesn’t have a drive shaft it has CV axles.

Are you a morron results would be the same take tin foil hat off and read a book

Nah

real good translation job - enjoyable video.

Something like a old vapor locomotive´s wheels. Zero steering.

@@edtam6 Exactly...

Add a hinge or ball joint. May have slight steering.

You litteraly stole idea from my brain.Exactly what I wanted to see after this video.

I had the same thought and left a comment I hope they do

elPichirri , If you have full coverage on this shitty of a car your insurance company is stealing from you

most insurances cover stolen vehicles regardless of the age and having only liability, its called comprehensive insurance.

samuel rivera , Comprehensive isn’t part of liability insurance... it is part of full coverage (liability, collision, comprehensive). Most people either have liability or full coverage. No one does liability and comp.

I drive a 17 mustang gt, since it's finance i have to have full coverage by law

Not sure of that but I think no. if you have 2 poles and the chains. You can dig under the vehicle to get the pole across the drive tires. Chain the pole to the tires through the rim. Drive up on the pole. This will lift your vehicle up out of the mud. Undo the chain. Using the second pole. Put it across the drive tires and chain it to the tires. Pull forward onto the second pole. Remove the first pole and repeat the process until you are free.

Bang Bang Bang just like that one episode of The Simpson’s when Barney lost Homers car lol

There are plenty of videos on KZfaq where people actually did that.

... but isn't something with one tire called a unicycle?

jeffw1267, hey nerd. They asked me what I want to see. Gtfo

And see if a jackhammer could actually break one off lol.

Lol so true,looks like its a 24thhand car

oddly enough i kinda dig it 💀

Yes you would

Suv under $5000 Toyota

Easy prey.

as a tow truck driver, i also agree with this , i dont care if i have to drag it up the bed in park its still coming with me, the only problem i see is if it was chained to a lightpost or something it would have to be cut.

ViscosityAE true, bolt cutters are cheap

@tOY BOy haha parking legally would also work

What if I have Hummer Marauder?

Tow truck drivers are literally the scum of the earth. Worse than pedophiles

what about a gtr

@@jfydjaja7077 nope. id rather a lada lol

I drive a Nissan skyline and it's insurance rate is sky high due to the amount of thefts that model has on it, I love my car but so does everyone else 😞

Charm lol

Ferrari origin is from Lada.

Dude this obviously is a ferarri

Dude these Ladas are much better than ferraris

This is Russia and not Dubai ;)

OMG Arab drifting look it up

Only in Soviet Russia

BLYAT

Sounds painful😂