Will the Zombies eat us all or can Germany save humanity?

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@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Bruh ain't no way the Allies just puppeted the zombie horde turning them into MOTHERF*CKING DEMOCRATIC ZOMBIES 😂😂😂

@romeopaparon8368 2 ай бұрын

It was basically like the zombies wanted to vote for referendum if they can vote Like this Eat Brains Never Eat Brains Vote Vote Lol maybe not like this

@whitezombie10 2 ай бұрын

Apparently there is a way 🤣

@KelgorothTheFinalShape 2 ай бұрын

I’m just imagining a parliament led by zombies

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@KelgorothTheFinalShape That would 100% be a better and more stable government than like 25-50% of all governments around the world.

@foxgamez7844 2 ай бұрын

@@KelgorothTheFinalShape thats just congress

@commandershortsight 2 ай бұрын

World: Thank you for saving us! Germany: I wouldn’t say “saved”, more “under new management”

@whitezombie10 2 ай бұрын

The allies leaving the zombies in half of the world:

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@whitezombie10 It's because the UK or whatever allied power. Puppeted the Zombies. And since they puppeted the zombies, the zombies turned from regular zombies to democratic Zombies. And so the Allies were like, "oh you're democratic? Well here's like half the world as compensation in order for you to be our ally." Edit: as for who they are probably enemies with. Either Germany or The Soviets.

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@whitezombie10 (My last reply was deleted) Well they were now Democratic Zombies after they were puppeted. So the Allies just gave them half the world as compensation for the Zombie Horde to become an ally of the Western powers.

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@whitezombie10 Well that's because they were puppeted. They turned into Democratic Zombies.

@hagamapama 2 ай бұрын

Lebensraum at last

@Thegoldenaerobar2 2 ай бұрын

"Guys I know they just tried to eat us, but how bout we leave them as a nation?"

@LeInternetcockroach 2 ай бұрын

“Make them Democratic too!” “Yeah good idea”

@cyriell 2 ай бұрын

In the end the zombies were just misunderstood, rhey were all huggers, you were filled with love by their embrace so everyone who got hugged became a hugger themselves

@PortugalGuy123 2 ай бұрын

@@cyriell And the hugs make ketchup!

@samuelhawkins3750 2 ай бұрын

Allies: Let's let the Zombies be a free Democratic nation! Even if they tried to eat all of us. Hitler: Well now, I guess I have a perfect excuse to take over the world.

@DoctorAllanGrey 2 ай бұрын

"I don't need Anti-Tank/Hard attack" followed up by "Why isn't this enemy armored unit taking any damage?" strikes again.

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ай бұрын

Classic Bitter

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Bitter may be good at the game but even great players who beat Operation Spring Awakening in the Battle of the Seelow Heights mod won't be able to figure out everything in the game.

@techno7628 2 ай бұрын

Germany: Literally saves the world from zombies Also Germany: Can't be in the anti-zombie faction AI never disappoints us being dumb

@SD_arSamst 2 ай бұрын

Sea HR3??

@user-wx1iv1fw3d 2 ай бұрын

不不，我覺得這很人性，看看台灣就是一個例子

@randomRPperson 2 ай бұрын

It’s cause Germany is the only country that has a faction gamestart and that faction can stay with only one country

@Lezolay234 16 күн бұрын

999 likes

@kelvinyonger8885 2 ай бұрын

The mutated zombies have 500% hardness so they actually heal from soft attacks, which is why only the hard attack divs did anything

@charlenehidalgo6558 2 ай бұрын

They picked up a sheet of iron and just carry it around

@charlenehidalgo6558 2 ай бұрын

Wait no… bucket heads

@aaroncruz9181 Күн бұрын

Bro is following the North Korea diet.

@Null-Z3ro 2 ай бұрын

Germany, pushing to moscow in 1938.. With the soviets💀💀💀

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ай бұрын

Hitler: Stalin Tell Me A Joke Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I Don't Get It. Stalin: Me Neither

@Phantom8915cz 2 ай бұрын

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 underrated comment on so many levels

@hertoramann 26 күн бұрын

Imagine kv2 and king tigers marching to same enemy and both raining bullets and Germans with pphs Russians with stgs

@spaceracer6861 9 күн бұрын

@@hertoramann something out of a GuP story

@salxrn 2 ай бұрын

Bitter: "zombie difficulty hard, extreme or insane" comepletely skips normal 🗿

@dantemcmillan6337 2 ай бұрын

say what you will about bitter, he ain't no bitch. where there's a will there's a way

@RandooGaming 2 ай бұрын

@@dantemcmillan6337 its kind of beautiful

@Tom-oj7si 2 ай бұрын

Unlike Alex and Tommy lol Bitter and ISP actually have some skill And ofc Dankus has skill but also knows how to break the game

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ай бұрын

@@Tom-oj7si Then There Is Bo Who Could Somehow Manage To Make Navy Useful Against Zombies

@Zoinksmeboi 2 ай бұрын

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025in the last few vids bo’s pretty washed up in the navy department.

@kd3045 2 ай бұрын

5:50-6:02 The Zombie Horde is like the average HOI4 player: Got into a land war in South America, realized how crappy the supply is there and now needs time to build its logistics

@Hadar1991 2 ай бұрын

5:49 All hail to Óscar Raymundo Benavides Larrea, greatest diplomat in human history. :D

@donpollo3154 2 ай бұрын

He's definitely some kind of necromancer

@tigertrainerxd9190 2 ай бұрын

Didn’t save him in the end but it wa s mighty impressive.

@captain_hammer 2 ай бұрын

18:20 Poland after seeing that everyone in France was eaten by zombies: *it's free real estate*

@kharga9046 2 ай бұрын

Zombies met my boy Oscar and straight up just went “understandable, have a nice day”

@unifiedhorizons2663 2 ай бұрын

managed democary

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@unifiedhorizons2663 Join an elite peacekeeping force!

@Thegoldenaerobar2 2 ай бұрын

I didnt know oscar was chill like that with the zombies

@ArthurMWT-lx8od 2 ай бұрын

Oscar?

@cultural-and-historical 2 ай бұрын

@@ArthurMWT-lx8od leader of Peru

@ArthurMWT-lx8od 2 ай бұрын

@@cultural-and-historical ahhh ty now it makes sense

@Presidentti_El_Cabio Ай бұрын

Oscar casually made deal with zombies. ”we can make human brain taste potatoes, if you don’t eat Peru’s people.”

@bimbendorf5166 2 ай бұрын

18:14 Considering Hitler's IRL plans on Madagascar, leaving the zombies there is very concerning

@outrider425 2 ай бұрын

he had plans for Madagascar?

@bimbendorf5166 2 ай бұрын

@@outrider425 One of the proposals on solving the "Jewish question" was to forcibly send all of the european jews to Madascar after the defeat of France. Of course, it was entirely uneconomic, so Nazis chose... different alternative

@KelgorothTheFinalShape 2 ай бұрын

@@outrider425prior to coming up with the final solution, the Nazis wanted to send all of Europes Jews to Madagascar

@outrider425 2 ай бұрын

@@bimbendorf5166 well in this universe they hate zombies not Jews

@BullyMaguire42069 2 ай бұрын

@@bimbendorf5166they sent them to heaven instead, very wholesome. imagine sending them to madagascar - the inhumanity!

@lamster7422 2 ай бұрын

I am convinced that in the case of a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion, we should elect Bitt3rSteel as our world leader and unite under him.

@DeantheCB 2 ай бұрын

I want to see an alien invasion in hoi4 video

@user-wx1iv1fw3d 2 ай бұрын

別忘了，他會用死守的命令要求一次又一次的部隊送死

@darkiboi 2 ай бұрын

youd bet your ass the allies are about to kick him from the faction

@randomRPperson 2 ай бұрын

what about ammo

@frxsty2585 Ай бұрын

@@user-wx1iv1fw3dthat’s a W

@OfficialTholothia 2 ай бұрын

I love how nobody talks about goering somehow getting a house zombie lmao. When the even popped up the only reasonable explanation is that he went to france and just stole one 😭.

@thegoddamnsun5657 2 ай бұрын

Give Timestamp

@nikolaideianov5092 Ай бұрын

Considering who did it im not suprised

@MelvinDaMan 20 күн бұрын

Lmao I need the timestamp

@knighter1209 13 күн бұрын

@@MelvinDaMan 8:13 around there

@MelvinDaMan 13 күн бұрын

@@knighter1209 Thank you dude

@dragonflied3 2 ай бұрын

10:52 Ethiopia: "Screw you guys, I'm joining team zombie!"

@Average_Cinder_Block 2 ай бұрын

The world: fighting for their lives Peru: just sign a white peace with them

@utmelidzedaniel418 Ай бұрын

5:52 😭 omfg I laughed so hard on this one, just imagine zombie diplomates, all sitting in a conference room, speaking their zombie gibberish and signing a fucking peace treaty with Peru omfg🤣

@MelvinDaMan 20 күн бұрын

And Oscar some-frickin-how managed to do a peace deal with them bro lmaoo

@vinteb7987 13 күн бұрын

What if the zombie virus was actually possessed by an intelligent hivemind and stole memories of its hosts to speak verbally like the Flood?

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Nah ain't no way the allies literally liberated the zombie horde and made them democratic. 😂😂😂😂😂 "You know we may be a mindless horde of the undead but I do like the idea of voting." - a zombie

@Aldrahill 2 ай бұрын

My god, it's possible to survive. I tried it for a bit and basically exploded :P

@minatomadara3436 2 ай бұрын

Forts and supply memery helped me win and so did cas and unpierceable armies killed zombies

@commandercorl1544 2 ай бұрын

I can hardly hold them off in India, let alone Europe!

@LittleGoblinBoi 2 ай бұрын

If you try this mod too, I've seen someone say the mutated version of the zombies have 500% hardness. Dunno how true that is, but I also think the zombies cant pierce tanks, so they might be the best strategy anyway

@kekvit_irae 2 ай бұрын

There are only three things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and the supporter mod not working.

@NormalChannel95 2 ай бұрын

Seeing the peace deal gives me Zombie lives matter ahh vibes

@ryanrg1545 2 ай бұрын

"Who's better to save the world than germany" Ah so is anyone gonna do a "Bitt3rsteel" out of context?

@Imperium83 2 ай бұрын

Even during the zombie apocalypse the machinations of the Eternal Anglo never stop...

@viligerm6592 2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the two greatest enemies of man the zombies and Ethiopia!

@blazingangel1_ 2 ай бұрын

i was wondering why nobody mentioned that

@LeInternetcockroach 2 ай бұрын

Jim White💀

@imsubbed3414 2 ай бұрын

paratroopers could be op for this since they destroy org in percentages

@pocketmarcy6990 2 ай бұрын

Also the Zombies don’t have an air force so you could just meme them out of existence

@ObaidFaisal 2 ай бұрын

very smart i didnt think of that

@ericfuchs123 2 ай бұрын

Need to know more about these zombie train conductors.

@Spielkind104 2 ай бұрын

no event "franco uses zombies in the civilwar"😭

@utmelidzedaniel418 Ай бұрын

Ok that actually would have been brilliant 😂

@MelvinDaMan 20 күн бұрын

Lmaooo

@Squirrellovesall 2 ай бұрын

Germany saving the world like it saves Greece’s economy Edit:welp now I know more about Greece ig

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂

@kingsweden4636 2 ай бұрын

You talking crap Greece mate stfu

@user-ik4pw2lo7j 2 ай бұрын

*Destroyed

@tankpenguin175 2 ай бұрын

@@user-ik4pw2lo7j Nah, Greece fucked it up and the Eurozone had to pay.

@retramongolosupermil1768 2 ай бұрын

@@tankpenguin175 But the eurozone (germany) took his revenge with austerity measures and high interest. Still, greece fucked it up initially

@policeMarcus 2 ай бұрын

To avoid England.. well, being England and kicking you from the faction. There is a game rule called "Kick from faction" which you can set to "Never" to avoid this happening.

@juanfextLOL 2 ай бұрын

Peru having the best diplomats in the world* Paradox Devs: put an indian image as generals there

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Although World War 2 never actually happened in this timeline (at least I presume). World War Z was definitely not that much better than WW2.

@llama878 2 ай бұрын

In terms of human cooperation and time expended, at least in this video, the zombie horde has been much better than ww2, but in the kills, well, you can probably already see the answer, almost all of America, the middle east, parts of Africa, Russia, and parts of Europe turned into desolated terrains with nothing but dead

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ай бұрын

@@llama878 Yeah And That's Not Counting The World War That's Gonna Happen 2 Seconds After That, In Wich Germany Saves The World From Democratic Zombies And Then The Other World War In Wich Germany Just Achieves TNO +++

@Mrwhoisdreks 2 ай бұрын

Now I’m imagining shmitler fist fighting zombies himself

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: There is an event in this mod where Mussolini fist fights a Zombie. Yes, THAT Mussolini.

@Alb_Balk 2 ай бұрын

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 the fat 200 double-chins italian guy?

@Austenthor 2 ай бұрын

@@jaredjosephsongheng372does he win?

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ай бұрын

@@Austenthor Yes he wins and defeats the zombie.

@Sharkamfss 2 ай бұрын

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 weakest Italian

@james2529 2 ай бұрын

I really don't think you should use those zombie trains. They are definitely haunted.

@wacherwicht1810 2 ай бұрын

In the Post war world all trains will be powered by madagascaran Zombies

@marekcmonster1937 2 ай бұрын

I like how it's the entire world vs the zombie horde *& Ethiopia*

@jamesnygma4597 2 ай бұрын

If this ever happened in real life, the casualties would be horrendous.

@AtlasArchive1979 2 ай бұрын

I love how the soviet union annexed all of India along with most of the middle east, and nobody batted an eye 🤣

@Bitt3rSteel 2 ай бұрын

Not like anyone lived there anyway

@luminica_ 2 ай бұрын

Sudetenland requires you to be at peace WITH Czechoslovakia.

@Bitt3rSteel 2 ай бұрын

Actually no, look at the tool tip in the video. It clearly marks the requirement "at peace" as red, but allows me to do it anyway

@luminica_ 2 ай бұрын

@@Bitt3rSteel Sorry I read the code wrong. It is Czechoslovakia can't be in a faction with you while you're at war. There seems to be a display issue there. Here is the relevant code: available = { is_subject = no has_army_manpower = { size > 724999 } #80 div NOT = { AND = { CZE = { is_in_faction_with = GER } has_war = yes } } } NOT = { AND { means not both. The case where they are at war with you gets handled by the bypass.

@wojtekpolska1013 2 ай бұрын

I think you would've gotten back konigsberg if you offered military access to poland

@Gufo64 2 ай бұрын

I had a lot of runs on this mod, one of my favourites, you should try play as ZCOM, it's so much fun seeing the world fall as you fortify and build up Cyprus, and then reclaim the world, firstly by island hopping in the Mediterranean and capturing a few ports here and there, then invading Italy from different sides seizing precious resources and factories, move forward from there and province by province, state by state, country by country you liberate the world. I have so much fun playing as ZCOM that most of my runs end after 1960, you should really try it.

@T-90M 2 ай бұрын

I wouldn't say saved... More like under new management.

@BaranZenon Ай бұрын

Damn, this game is like a perfect scenario for wacky alternative history novel :D

@FrederickSempai Ай бұрын

The World: German bad! German: Saves the world to save itself The World: Let don't consider that.

@WiDoWeR2 2 ай бұрын

Never seen this type of content but I like it.

@chenyizhao8173 2 ай бұрын

it is 5 am i was on a death scroll this saved me from it

@Thegoldenaerobar2 2 ай бұрын

Germany? Save humanity? Very odd...

@colonelsmith7757 2 ай бұрын

They tried

@Frank-ed7hj 2 ай бұрын

"This is not looking hot, but let's not look at it." This may be the quote of our times.

@LeprinhaGul 2 ай бұрын

Hey Bitter Steel, can you make a video of France testing to unite the crowns of Spain, Portugal and France? Hatless Spider is currently working on it also, seems like a nice challenge. Also, you become mega powerful if you do it, so try doing it against a super-buffed Germany, should make a nice challenge (: Should be even better on RT56 mod, but I don’t know if it’s possible to unite the crowns there 🤷‍♂️

@christianjacinto7042 Ай бұрын

If Zombie Army 4:Dead War was real life.

@Vestyyy887 2 ай бұрын

Sickness has me in bed today,then Bittersteel uploads,day is good.

@RandooGaming 2 ай бұрын

I love how bitter completely ignored zcom mechanics lol

@hadi183 2 ай бұрын

I love your videos!

@Boothinator247 2 ай бұрын

“I saw Alex do something and I decided to embarrass him and do better”

@Speedy0.5 2 ай бұрын

i was watching alex's video when this one came out 🤣

@Sharon_1689 2 ай бұрын

WOOOO, He did it! He played zombies!

@MarksmanCarter2609 Ай бұрын

Zombies: attack Germany Goering: Imma send you to my stomach

@agamemnonn1 2 ай бұрын

Still laughing at two Polands

@itsquitemessy 2 ай бұрын

I was playing Germany in this mod once and the British kicked me from the faction. their frontline collapsed immediately.

@alex-xp5rk 2 ай бұрын

Cool video

@bolabola9354 2 ай бұрын

333 divisions of zombies in the amazon is scary

@Bitt3rSteel 2 ай бұрын

Scariest place on earth

@MultinationalCrabLegion 2 ай бұрын

9:12 Ethiopia straight up just teamed up with the zombies and still died.

@Daniel_876 2 ай бұрын

I played this mod last night as Germany and you'll never guess this but the allies also kicked me from their faction. The AI is so unbelievably stupid sometimes

@Hraher 2 ай бұрын

Óscar Benavides is a master diplomat

@raxsavvage 2 ай бұрын

lol white peaced zombies...thats legit skill set right there

@Seahorn_ 2 ай бұрын

brains...... all those brains.................

@John_1-1_in_Japanese 2 ай бұрын

I mean, that's just good Lebensraum.

@rogofos 2 ай бұрын

do encirclements even do anything? usually it lets you kill divisions quickly by depleting their org while they have nowhere to retreat to but ... you can't do that to zombies and it's not like they'll be starving for supplies because its not like the zombies had supply lines to begin with

@ussindianapolis487 2 ай бұрын

they get the encirclement penalty

@lord_wend5436 21 күн бұрын

Nah Jim is Cooking in madagascar rn

@perimarc6008 2 ай бұрын

9:55 That is an oxymoron.

@IsBirb 2 ай бұрын

Can germany save the world is gonna get taken out of context

@culannthehound94 2 ай бұрын

Interesting mod.

@user-rs6ox4xx5z Ай бұрын

Guts & Blackpowder if it was in WW2:

@randomlygeneratedname 2 ай бұрын

I love how Ethiopia joined the zombies

@StaraPakaSk 2 ай бұрын

The title of this video is a hidden allegory for WW2.

@ViacheslavManulik 2 ай бұрын

Nooo, the very last zombie city is my Kharkiv!

@chainsawman6134 2 ай бұрын

if you want a much harder challenge you could try the redux version

@Randomguy-ql1bi Ай бұрын

I played as France once here lol I let the allies fight the zombies while I focus on making my land forces stronger then declared war on the Soviets and Germans after the war 💀

@unifiedhorizons2663 2 ай бұрын

the king of peru makes peace with the undead

@kristofferbeckman9073 2 ай бұрын

It would be cool to have a hoi4 tournament with a slower version of this

@Jetpackpokemon 2 ай бұрын

The zombies are coming. *pvz music intensifies*

@StaticRealist2050 12 күн бұрын

German Republic be like back into the fray I guess.

@lexandro7598 2 ай бұрын

japan just chilling

@un1kum42 Ай бұрын

There should be something in Hoi 5 that reduces factory efficiency if you don't have enough people to fill them, so that you get production problems after a prolonged war with a lot of losses.

@destroyer693 9 күн бұрын

Allow me to introduce: Scraping the Barrel and All Adults Serve conscription laws in the base game.

@BERNTRR 2 ай бұрын

France capitulates to zombies x)

@music-lv3dl Ай бұрын

no way Guts & Blackpowder 1936 edition

@riki4644 2 ай бұрын

Thumbnail is accurate in irl too

@Average_German_Mapper Ай бұрын

Ofc france surrendered to the zombies

@Legend-28th 2 ай бұрын

“Can Germany save humanity” 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️

@stonedtowel 2 ай бұрын

This is dope as fuck, cool idea 🫡

@saykoes8209 2 ай бұрын

Based title.

@user-wx1iv1fw3d 2 ай бұрын

這個殭屍MOD 有好多的缺點，但我看得出似乎就是 Bitt3rSteel 的"常規操作" 首先就是殭屍的部隊太少了，幾百萬、幾億的人口被消滅、實際遊戲上的人口都消失了，但他們沒有全部變成殭屍或者說沒有成為部隊第二是殭屍沒有正常"進攻"，照理說一個有無窮的組織度的NPC 應該要認為自己一定會勝利的瘋狂推進，應該塞滿所有格子不停地推進(4:50 大部分的殭屍就待著沒有動作) 第三是殭屍守著港口? 想要進攻海上突擊殖民地? 沒有腦子的部隊怎麼不會分散到全國各處? 還是說他們從海上撤退? 生成在那邊卻不會動作? 第四僵屍的進攻應該要更多元化，尤其是突變部隊要"多變"，要做為對付坦克的天敵呵，就在說過德國不適合這MOD之後，殭屍就跟沒有腦子一樣的簡單的被處理了