30 Absurd Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1

30 Absurd Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1 | Would I Lie to You?

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Here are 30 Would I Lie to You? tales which will leave you thinking WTF?! What absurd stories do you want to see in Volume 2?
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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@ThisIsMeUK 6 ай бұрын

2 hours of content I’ve seen hundreds of times before, but will absolutely watch it again, thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

@LPKelly380 6 ай бұрын

Ah, I see we’re living the same life 😁. Stay legendary 😎

@ThisIsMeUK 6 ай бұрын

@@LPKelly380 Clearly we’re winners!!! 😂😂

@comedancing 6 ай бұрын

Same here. Never get bored with WILTY.

@Dzokhar 6 ай бұрын

Don't threaten me with a good time!

@kristapsmuravjovs7061 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely agreed - WILTY, QI and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown are so brilliant, I've seen some episodes/moments more times than I can count.

@88mellina 6 ай бұрын

I've seen every episode of WILTY and the Kevin Bridges buying a horse story is probably my favourite single story of the whole show. But Bob Mortimer is probably the best guest, just a wild ride every time he's on.

@CaptainSpock1701 6 ай бұрын

I absolutely agree. Well summed up.

@boredtrooper 6 ай бұрын

Yep, I'll second that!

@burimsaliji23 6 ай бұрын

I'm with you on that one,also every bob mortimer story 😂😂 I love it

@MelissaThompson432 6 ай бұрын

Kevin's horse story is very much like a Bob Mortimer story.

@tompayne3255 5 ай бұрын

The story is brilliant but for me there are two contenders for best story! One has to be Lee's BERMUDA girlfriend and the other is Bob's gulf stream story!

@missmeppsie3389 6 ай бұрын

"This is a counterfeit horse. It was just two guys in a costume?" 😂

@ritageorge8748 6 ай бұрын

Even I think it's a lie&, om on his team

@missmeppsie3389 6 ай бұрын

@@ritageorge8748 Hands down the best line. 😂😂

@necymamaril3735 6 ай бұрын

The humor never fades away no matter how many times I watched WILTY. The comedians are legendary! Thanks for keeping it coming !

@biocode4478 6 ай бұрын

Except when they are unhinged like that lady who fired her assistant after sending him into a burning house

@jimjam7830 6 ай бұрын

Lee Mack and David Mitchel are the perfect polar opposite comedy pair.

@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 5 ай бұрын

@@biocode4478 You mean Sharon Osbourne? {:o:O:}

@biocode4478 5 ай бұрын

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 obviously

@fariadworld446 3 ай бұрын

I remember this eps,, all of the sudden Brain became a comdie

@pkaz91 4 ай бұрын

Carrying on the timestamps for each bit beyond the chapters: 1:02:29 - Violent dreams 1:06:40 - Smell dead flies 1:10:34 - Building for lunch 1:14:26 - Dumped for a fall 1:16:56 - Stuck in a cot 1:19:48 - Drying system 1:23:59 - Sacked for accents 1:28:20 - Hypnotist fix fix 1:33:52 - Pogo stick lockdown aid 1:38:19 - Orchidometer possesion 1:42:41 - Skull rum 1:45:58 - Ironing bread 1:50:45 - Postman's finger 1:54:00 - Trouser pie 1:58:27 - Nettle school skip 2:01:40 - Banker buried badger

@charlied3189 3 ай бұрын

Legend

@billyaustin5317 6 ай бұрын

27:47 Probably the greatest story in the history of the show. Kevin Bridges clearly went to the Bob Mortimer school of lying - turn the story into absolute chaos and they will never believe it

@Mikebumpful 5 ай бұрын

35:16 - The face of Keeley Hawes realizing she underestimated Kevin Bridges 😂 The Bulgarian Horse story will always be my favorite moment on Wilty (together with Bob Mortimer's best bits).

@brelshar4968 5 ай бұрын

Keely Hawes.. absolute bombshell, beautiful woman.

@cmtippens9209 4 ай бұрын

I am hearing the horse story for the 2nd time and I am wheezing with laughter. 🤣 Again! Just watching David trying to get the facts straight ("...extortionate rate...") and Lee convulsed on the desk would almost have you believing it couldn't possibly be true. But good on him for sticking with it to the end. 😂 One of the funniest segments I've seen on WILTY. 😆

@bcaye Ай бұрын

And trading a car for some nice tapas.

@rocksnrolls 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love the combination of Lee Mack and David Mitchell. It's crazy how well they work together in this duo

@kristapsmuravjovs7061 6 ай бұрын

Besides Lee's and David's ridiculous stories, Bob Mortimer has got to be my absolute favorite. The absurdity of his stories and the way he tells them is just so brilliant, I wish we had more of him on WILTY.

@97texascat 4 ай бұрын

And it always seems to be true

@user-qx3eb2jx1p 4 ай бұрын

Rumour has it Martin Kemp still hasn't answered how long it took for his arm to heal .

@MrGBH 5 ай бұрын

Everybody trying to get Brian Blessed to slow down and instantly giving up was hilarious

@crimsontyphoon8308 6 ай бұрын

This will be my cure for a rainy day

@denzilmupetami 6 ай бұрын

That Kevein Bridges story never gets old!

@Bigk-ft8nq 6 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Bulgaria I knew instantly the horse story would be true hahahaha

@332tube 6 ай бұрын

Why?, are horse rentals and sales on the street common?

@Bigk-ft8nq 6 ай бұрын

@@332tube not common but with the gypsies living here and the stuff you see going on over on the coast especially. It wasn't a surprise to me at all that it was true haha.

@mrrrrr5158 5 ай бұрын

@332tube they are indeed

@johnahearn7964 4 ай бұрын

Okay, you’ve sold me on Bulgaria for 2025!!

@bumbaaclaaat2866 3 ай бұрын

@@johnahearn7964Neigh It's sold us both

@Liverpool67890 6 ай бұрын

“No she wasn’t facing them” 😂😂😂

@felipemaldonado8028 6 ай бұрын

that comment broke me hahahaha . Bob is the best

@smileysmiley1494 2 ай бұрын

😂lol that was a classic!!

@charliejones4590 16 күн бұрын

😂

@smileysmiley1494 16 күн бұрын

Lol!!! Me too 😂😂😂so funny !!🙈

@Liverpool67890 15 күн бұрын

Timestamp please? I can’t find this part again lol

@moirasoma2863 5 ай бұрын

No one is better at absurd stories than Bob Mortimer. Legend.

@alexo.o3729 6 ай бұрын

58:45 "I would say that in the world of oddness, a man wearing two hats is no odder than an animal wearing one"

@Gray.12 6 ай бұрын

8:31 The way Bob says "yeah~~" had me 🤣 I've rewatched this many times and there's still something new that gets you 😂

@LivesInLibertyCity 3 ай бұрын

"BOB, Keep it light!!" 😅

@willowmoon7173 3 ай бұрын

When jo says "you cant muck about" when talking about someone parking for him one of my favourite moments cos you can tell how uptight he is about it 😂

@peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962 6 ай бұрын

I remember Standard Fireworks, they were the best brand. And the excitement around early to mid October, in the 1950s, when someone excitedly said, They've got bangers (exploding fireworks, firecrackers, beloved of boys then) in the local shop. Fireworks could only legally be sold about a month before November 5th, Bonfire or Guy Fawkes' Night. Great memories.

@alexanderewing3779 6 ай бұрын

There were also Astra & Brocks fireworks. Back in the day!

@RocksterOO1 6 ай бұрын

I remember buying a Roman Candle from our local papershop, then I went back to buy another one and the woman told me, "I can't sell you one of those, you're too young!" I said, "But you sold me one this morning", and she told me to be quiet about that, and sold me another one to make me go away! lol On another occasion, I gave myself a minor electric shock when I tried to light a sparkler off of a bar on our electric fire! I remember the pain shooting up my arm and my hand going numb, then me immediately looking around to make sure nobody had seen me, feeling stupid and sheepish, fully understanding what I'd done wrong and why. lol I was about nine or ten years old, I guess!

@nickcoupe2964 6 ай бұрын

I can listen to Bob telling stories all day every day.

@budle89 15 күн бұрын

He has a podcast where he basically tells stories.

@kimhewer1479 5 ай бұрын

James acaster so quick with peter gabriel 😂 love him xx

@herstoryanimated 6 ай бұрын

It's somehow comforting to know that the likely reason we have age restrictions for purchasing fireworks is because of Bob Mortimer!!!

@wajihbec1087 6 ай бұрын

I thought they were joking about Ronnie but he was born in 1930!! He died in 2016. He looked amazing for his age i should say.

@liloupumpkin5278 6 ай бұрын

Same ! I would have said he was in his early 70s not 80s.

@wajihbec1087 6 ай бұрын

@@liloupumpkin5278 he really seemed younger to me I would have totally believed 60 something.

@lynnewayne6898 6 ай бұрын

Yes, watching this reminds me how many great people we've lost! I still miss Terry Wogan's gentle self-effacing humour. 😢

@vickywitton1008 6 ай бұрын

Oh it was so lovely seeing Terry again! What timing that man had!

@3v3rythlngsc0nn3ct3d 4 ай бұрын

Magnificent delivery aswell.

@JamesStevens013 5 ай бұрын

I still chuckle away at Davids incredulity @ Caramel and Waffle

@burimsaliji23 6 ай бұрын

The horse buying story is the most funny thing on this show and bob mortimer stories 😂😂 can watch it on repeat 😂😂♥️

@bc4yt 5 ай бұрын

I love the way Claudia's reaction to a dream involving a monkey in silver hot pants serving soup from a hat is "Ohhhh!" like, "Yes of course, good, I have that dream too" 😂💯🔥

@DarkParagon 5 ай бұрын

Claudia is the most adorable, lovely insane person in the world. 🤪

@andrewbloom7694 3 ай бұрын

55:41 "Can I just stop you- no, ok" LOL

@smileysmiley1494 2 ай бұрын

😂its so funny as he is just rambling on 😅

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 6 ай бұрын

I crushed a few vertebrae in my neck and didn't know it for eleven years. Started getting massive headaches, went to a doctor for an x-ray, and he asked when I broke my neck. I fell off a fifteen foot high cliff while running through the woods in the dark while drunk. I couldn't turn my head for about three weeks, and still went to work the next day. My dumb a$s was nineteen, and I should have been in a hospital but, like most of us, I thought I would be fine lol. It hurts like hell in the rain and cold now that I'm 54 lolol

@richghost2897 6 ай бұрын

Diane Morgan is an absolute legend 🤣🤣

@RufusEatsCheese 5 ай бұрын

Bob is old enough that you could just go and buy fireworks, cigarettes, alcohol at any age 😂 I used to buy cigars for my grandfather when I was 8

@jg613887 5 ай бұрын

The phrase mind your p's and q's comes from parents having their kids get their liquor and making sure they didn't get sold a pint for the price of a quart.

@desi4227 6 ай бұрын

Couldn’t believe Vivian from the Young Ones was in The first clip!! Love him! He has made me laugh a million times. What a delightful surprise!

@SupercovenGW2 6 ай бұрын

VERY METAL !!! \/ \/

@dielaughing73 5 ай бұрын

@@SupercovenGW2⭐⭐⭐⭐

@ripdbtpoo1441 2 ай бұрын

It's Vyvyan, as it happens.

@desi4227 2 ай бұрын

Rip- Yes, Thank You👍🤗

@Not_An_EV 10 күн бұрын

The way it takes Bob a few seconds to actually realise what he said after he says "No she wasn't facing them" is what makes that entire segment for me 😂😂

@LivesInLibertyCity 5 ай бұрын

As a step-dad to Teenagers i can completely relate to Jo's short story about the dishwasher. But frankly 4nhalf hours is fast tbf

@triciawalker7195 6 ай бұрын

I have watched so many times - joyous! However, every time Bob is decried for his 'Standard Fireworks' I get so upset 😂😂😂 Surely those of a certain age have all heard the Standard Fireworks and jingle and all spent an unhappy hour watching splutters from fountains, rip raps and Catherine wheels. Light up the Sky with Standard Fireworks 😂😂

@deanferguson5582 6 ай бұрын

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@glyndavies2334 5 ай бұрын

I think they were made in Huddersfield.

@terranceparsons5185 4 ай бұрын

I am of a certain age! However, I once got hit in the eye by a banger shell, so no fireworks after then.

@bandamelyndem8106 6 ай бұрын

Literally seen each and everyone of them... Still enjoyed this like it's the first time 🤣

@Damien_Clarke Ай бұрын

Can you imagine a sitcom with *David Mitchell* and *Lee Mack,* similar to the Odd Couple? If they were to write or edit the script, wouldn't it be totally hilarious!

@user-mn1wn9mh2q 6 ай бұрын

I have to say as a fan of these kinds of shows, Mel is in one of my favourites. Funny without realizing shes being saying an innuendo

@felipemaldonado8028 6 ай бұрын

Mel is lovely, she was great in Taskmaster too

@qwertyTRiG 5 ай бұрын

@@felipemaldonado8028Mel is officially nice.

@andreaskarlsson5251 5 ай бұрын

Mel and Claudia are 2 of my favs :D

@madperson876 3 ай бұрын

When Rob said "LET ME TALK!" at 52:23 when he was asked the sort of biscuits he used I couldn't stop laughing!

@thegamerstableboardgamesto386 2 ай бұрын

"I can smell a dead fly in the room". The laugh David has tells he and Lee get great satisfaction when the other has to attempt to pitch an outlandish story the writers have come up with.

@rhetoricmalik628 6 ай бұрын

@28:12the look of confusion after that statement kills me every time 😂😂😂

@StarTrekGeek47 6 ай бұрын

There's a particular clip where Lee gets a prompt to read that is so absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable, that he actually looks directly at the camera, as if looking at the show writers and producers, and says something like "this one is so wild you practically can't believe it." With a sarcastic pointed look. I saw the clip once and now haven't bren able to find it for weeks and weeks. Do you happen to know which one?

@magnuszetterqvist8129 6 ай бұрын

His map of gas stations?

@adamwent2067 5 ай бұрын

List of key

@pierrechateaux1954 5 ай бұрын

"I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room" It's in the video at 1:06:40

@Dude-etiquette 4 ай бұрын

Claudia is easily the best. She is just so funny and her acting is amazing

@andywood5699 4 ай бұрын

The rule with Bob Mortimer is that no matter how outlandish the story, it's probably true.

@johnnydee22 4 ай бұрын

One of the best compilation clips on here - good Bobness, great Davidness and the Mackness is off the scale.

@johnnydee22 4 ай бұрын

Kevin Bridges's horse is an immense story!

@daveyfunk 6 ай бұрын

Bob's put down of Debbie McGee was so unwarranted and yet still so funny haha She's very likeable and looks great for her age. She actually took it very well and I think only Bob Mortimer can get away with anything like that :)

@fingersTitan 6 ай бұрын

Put down? I don't think you understood the joke. Did they see the funny side? (fanny. UK slang for pussy.) No, she wasn't facing them.... How is that a put down?

@vulkanac47 6 ай бұрын

fanny not funny, thats how i thought it was meant, they didn't see her V

@daveyfunk 6 ай бұрын

@@vulkanac47 haha I'm not sure but you've added extra mystery to the pot :)

@joep4life 4 ай бұрын

He didn't put her down. It was a fanny joke.

@jakereynolds8897 6 ай бұрын

Some say David Haye is still asking Martin how long it took him to recover till this day

@nickthefox72 Ай бұрын

Kevin Bridges’ horse story will love with me forever 😂

@username-pu2so 5 күн бұрын

I never get sick of Bob's fireworks story

@LeofromFreo Ай бұрын

Bless you, Ronnie. You always gave it your all. A true star. ⭐️

@jeremyrogers4839 6 ай бұрын

Love it. David is as sharp as a razor!

@rickyplaysbyear7663 6 ай бұрын

This channel is amazing. May good things happen to you ❤️

@davidjonas6939 3 ай бұрын

Kevin bridges and the horse....absolute classic 😂

@erikhagforsarcticking 4 ай бұрын

This is gold.😃👍tanx for the upload.

@mou7866 4 ай бұрын

1:14:37 "I just hit his wheelchair" wow that quick response

@samig9032 6 ай бұрын

Yes, at 1:26:15, that is in fact Lee making a reference to a Dolly Parton song to riff on Cariad's American Southerner impression. The man's wit is next-level.

@DizzyME13 6 ай бұрын

I have to tell on myself- for half the badger/Banker story I thought he literally buried a badger WITH the Banker, as in both were dead. 😂😂😂

@MartinCraneRockbeast 4 ай бұрын

Standard fireworks are still available at Tesco every year.

@shezzawymark8963 Ай бұрын

Re the firework story I can remember my first firecracker night in England (I’m Australian) at 8 and being in a flat when my father laid down newspaper over the carpeted floor to protect them so we could have sparklers indoors as it was too cold to go out. It’s a wonder we didn’t set fire to the place.

@markorava 17 күн бұрын

I like how Bob is still like a small boy with no bad intentions, but curiosity gets him to all kinds of trouble. 🙂

@CT_97 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much to the beautiful team on this channel for uploading such golden content ❤

@jacobbahr9316 6 ай бұрын

19:14 I'm surprised David didn't chime in and say 'Well every human finds primates attractive, given that that's what we are'

@janeeyre1990 6 ай бұрын

Not every. Asexual humans.

@mistersonnen848 6 ай бұрын

You bought the horse clip is how I got introduced to the show and how I introduce everyone to it lol

@rubenmontoya4147 6 ай бұрын

Julian looks even better now than whenever his part was filmed.

@shiriajin 28 күн бұрын

She wasn't facing them. The funniest line in this video.

@meoohmy3231 3 ай бұрын

I just absolutely love this program !💖

@RobertBrownieJr Ай бұрын

Two guys in a counterfeit horse costume is gold.

@RalphBrooker-gn9iv 5 ай бұрын

I remember *Standard* fireworks. They were reliably disappointing. But kids could buy them from unscrupulous newsagents in the 1970s.

@lee.lee.n 6 ай бұрын

Perfect way to end a Monday!

@triciadillon2745 4 ай бұрын

No matter how many times I watch these clips I laugh every time classic clean comedy 💖💖💖🤣🤣😂😂

@Hyperplaterine 6 ай бұрын

I still remember the advert: Please to remember the 5th of November. Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.

@user-to6ci3ok8z 3 ай бұрын

Remember Remember The 5th of November Gunpowder, treason and plot I see no reason Why Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot

@Ladynipchick2 Ай бұрын

I keep rewatching this.

@mrbenoit5018 6 ай бұрын

We can’t stop here, this is badger country!

@rainbows_trees_clouds_dais1766 3 ай бұрын

omg... that hypnosis one is hilarious. Haven't seen that episods. Classic. That guy is hilarious 😂

@xxty-pharbz75 5 ай бұрын

thanks i love this show lmao

@user-ni2ki2wx7t 4 ай бұрын

Kevin Bridges horse story had me on the floor.

@willj24 4 ай бұрын

I LOVE Miles Jupp. He is so good on these shows, I honestly don't know why they don't have him on more.

@thomasyates3078 Ай бұрын

Ronny Corbet is just amazing. I'm not sure any of the new crowd could have the studio in stitches by pretending they can't get their glasses on properly.

@ingmarvanderhoek6314 Ай бұрын

The horse story, bob's house on fire and martin kemp on ibiza. Hilarious.

@julieaffinita8945 5 ай бұрын

I will never get tired watching this 😅😅❤

@amoolyanarayan2148 3 ай бұрын

There is actually a standard fireworks so this is so interesting as an audience

@josephfriedrich9792 6 ай бұрын

I havent seen these, in this order yet!

@emmanuelkuye8178 5 ай бұрын

the bacon sandwich one is the most hilarious.

@dianapetalas6489 6 ай бұрын

Please to remember the 5th of November light up the sky with standard fireworks! I remember the ad,

@davidmcphail1610 6 ай бұрын

Thank you both for your honesty and appreciation of Ren. He is the definition of the bounce back. A positive focus from dark times, thoughts and actions. He is a master of his craft! a tour de force and his message has connected with so many folks across the globe. I wish hope on your recovery Nancy!

@Just_Proudy07 14 күн бұрын

I don't play with 9 win plurs............ I just get beaten by him every super Sunday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aaronwalcott513 6 ай бұрын

5:50 Standard Fireworks. Not suitable for indoor use. Plot Twist: Not was the brand. It was not standard 😂😢😂

@youdontknowme2915 6 ай бұрын

One more video before I go to bed

@martini668 6 ай бұрын

1 whole video?

@Starchild42 4 ай бұрын

i love when David and Lee are clean shaven!!!

@Acadia26 27 күн бұрын

You can totally make toast by ironing the bread. I've done it a few times in hotel rooms when I don't feel like going out again in the evenings, especially if I'm travelling alone. But it takes quite a bit of time to do a good job on pita bread, for instance, definitely not something you can do in the morning when you're in a hurry.

@MythOfEchelon 3 ай бұрын

Wow, they really phoned it in towards the end of naming the chapters. 😂

@danofficial117 2 ай бұрын

I love how posh Georgia is 😂

@adjcheeseball 6 ай бұрын

It has some clips I've never seen and can not find as the older episodes are not on BBC Iplayer and Amazon Prime only has the Angus era, but he's not as silly as Rob though but he's brilliant in his own way

@Zr0Bites 6 ай бұрын

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