Tom Segura Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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10 ай бұрынComedian Tom Segura takes the WIRED Autocomplete interview and answers the web's most searched questions about himself. What did he do before he began his comedy career? How did Tom come to be fluent in Spanish? What’s his go-to Starbucks order? And Who is Tom Segura touring with as he criss-crosses the country? Watch Tom answer all these questions-and more.
Tom Segura's comedy special, Sledgehammer, is available to watch now on Netflix.
Director: Justin Wolfson
Director of Photography: Adam Sigala
Editor: Shandor Garrison
Talent: Tom Segura
Line Producer: Joseph Buscemi
Associate Producer: Brandon White
Production Manager: Eric Martinez
Production Coordinator: Fernando Davila
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff
Camera Operator: Jaden Patterson
Audio: Nick Chauret
Production Assistant: Ian Bryant; Santigao Berkley
Post Production Supervisor: Alexa Deutsch
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Assistant Editor: Andy Morell
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@Qurisx 10 ай бұрын
This man is so humble. don't let him fool you. This is a full blown active duty green beret who is responsible for saving our country on numerous occasions. He found and returned my dog who was lost in Kazakhstan. I will always appreciate this hero.
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 10 ай бұрын
Your dog was lost in Kazakhstan? That really narrows it down.
@Qurisx 10 ай бұрын
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Thats how good he is
@drivehard2395 10 ай бұрын
Stolen valor!!
@evankrause2304 10 ай бұрын
He’s best know for all the lives he saved and ended in Fallujah
@kaiwoessner6558 10 ай бұрын
@@drivehard2395what are you talking about, Tom’s segura military records were confirmed by both trump and the CDC!
@ZWillis12 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your bravery, Tom. Your service to the USA will never be forgotten.
@Fedshmoka 10 ай бұрын
Only guy on his squadron to make it out in one piece through Fallujah
@Deltaaaaaaaaa 10 ай бұрын
@@Fedshmokahe’s a war hero
@Fedshmoka 10 ай бұрын
@@Deltaaaaaaaaa What if hes a fragger and no one knows? 😬
@sleezybananaslug5165 10 ай бұрын
I’m just hoping his ptsd doesn’t flare. What a hero 🫡
@ctcanine 10 ай бұрын
Or forgiven 😂😂😂😂
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
As a former Marine I was hit and the life force was draining out quickly, I opened my eyes and saw a saint that Tom is. He carried me for 20+ miles of enemy territory until we made it to the field hospital. THank you Saint Tom.
@WKidd1776 10 ай бұрын
He carried me over three miles in Fallujah when Garth wounded me on a raid to find the bodies. He's a true American hero 🇺🇸
@lc1102 10 ай бұрын
You're welcome
@jonbarron8049 10 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Christina steals valor like no one’s business
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
@@jonbarron8049 how?
@jonbarron8049 10 ай бұрын
@@davidsims8636 just look it up
@Blacktorch27 10 ай бұрын
I’ll never forget what Tom Segura did for this country in Fallujah. Thank you for your selfless service, Tom.
@SrP1nk 10 ай бұрын
Tim Segura is honestly the best Japanese comedian I've seen. Hopefully we'll see Bart Chrysler on here soon ❤❤
@SamAsMe 10 ай бұрын
Hi Mommy
@Noeland 10 ай бұрын
SEEEEGGGGUUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jerbear97 10 ай бұрын
THE MACHINE
@adammorris3283 10 ай бұрын
@@Noeland It SOUNDS Japanese
@samuelgonzalez1905 10 ай бұрын
@@adammorris3283 Thats cause your say it Japanese if you wanna say SMIIIITTTHHHHHH
@Salted_Potato 10 ай бұрын
I can't believe such esteemed veterans can simply hide their PTSDs and go do interviews. My heart is with you Tim, thank you for your service
@thething1110 10 ай бұрын
Tom might've killed my dad in WWI, but he's a really cold guy. Thanks for your service
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
I love this man and his dedication and determination in finding the bodies that Garth has disposed of in a grotesk and violent manner. Thank you Tom for helping the families get closure.
@KozacraS 10 ай бұрын
*grotesque
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
@@KozacraS thank you teacher
@BobVance529 10 ай бұрын
Funny comment until that grotesque attempt at a spelling 😂
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
@@BobVance529 and I’m college edumacated lol
@davidsims8636 10 ай бұрын
@@BobVance529 bob vance refrigeration?
@chairforcegaming6230 10 ай бұрын
As a Veteran myself, I just wanna say Thank You for your service Tom!
@rachaelvaughan1017 10 ай бұрын
The fact that he can remember jokes and stories he told years ago is very impressive. Im kinda surprised there was no mention of Garth and the bodies.... very suspicious
@orangetm6581 10 ай бұрын
He's been paid off
@Mr_Dopey 10 ай бұрын
I hope Garth does this interview and that is one of the questions.
@booklist123123 10 ай бұрын
who among us has seen tom and garth in the same room together? JUST SAYIN
@Mr_Dopey 10 ай бұрын
@@booklist123123 Don't forget Chris Gaines. I think he's the killer.
@chadjolet1 10 ай бұрын
@@orangetm6581he just talked about G on theos pod today 😂😂
@jopo7996 10 ай бұрын
Tom Segura is always improving as a comedian. If he stays on this upward trajectory, he could be the next Brendan Schaub.
@Gold63Beast 10 ай бұрын
😂
@TriComStorm 10 ай бұрын
Ew
@manicmonday07 10 ай бұрын
Don't be ridiculous...
@TimothyLeeClark 10 ай бұрын
Doubt it. Brendan live at Madison square garden is the best special I have ever seen!
@timmiemac2643 10 ай бұрын
Water weed dune hair bapa
@LamboDEB1 10 ай бұрын
My favorite comedian. Not only is he funny he risks his life countless times to make sure our country is safe. A real hero!!
@user-pm7ng5hd3m 10 ай бұрын
Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview. Tom is the definition of chaotic calm.
@projecttsukuyomi9909 10 ай бұрын
Tom is the definition of chaotic calm
@CruelQuertos 10 ай бұрын
Dude..... Youre spot on
@carpelunam 10 ай бұрын
dude has low resting heart look it up lol he's wired like a serial killer
@Jopeymessmusic 10 ай бұрын
He threw those boards away like they were his enemy and we all know, there's no better feeling than killing the enemy.
@Grilledhotchips 10 ай бұрын
🤣
@BobVance529 10 ай бұрын
RIP Top Dawg
@kerrymccall3303 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Jopeymessmusic 9 ай бұрын
@@dannydarko7720 Same! His new special has some great stuff as well. Plus, he's looking amazing!
@colbyzur4642 9 ай бұрын
@@Jopeymessmusicglad someone connected these two bits in memory of Top Dog
@youngeggie 10 ай бұрын
A man of valor. Thank you for always putting truth and honor above all else! I know you're touching all the cameras through heavens fences! RIP LEGEND
@TyztheSeason 10 ай бұрын
“Fat sticks” is still the best nickname ever
@hubermanlab 10 ай бұрын
Not OK! You have to cut that! Love you Tom. Let’s keep it that way.
@stevelilly3922 10 ай бұрын
Up on the Stanford campus often, if I randomly run into you can you repeat it then? I can keep a secret…mostly.
@TelekineticCheez 10 ай бұрын
You know Tom loves you for real for not telling because everyone knows how much he loves upsetting people 🤣
@JackofTrades21 10 ай бұрын
If your love is that conditional, it ain’t love. Study that in your books buddy.
@ayoub.boughaba 10 ай бұрын
R/woosh
@mattbrah6367 10 ай бұрын
Why didn’t you thank Tom for his service?
@gregwilt6146 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom. Keeping Americans safe because of your actions.
@MrHamblin05 10 ай бұрын
He’s a true patriot. Salute to you and thank you for your service.
@hhswrestler52 10 ай бұрын
How this man has the time to do these interviews while flying back and forth to Falluja and Afghanistan to defend our liberty against terrorist insurgents is beyond me. A true patriot and HERO we aren’t worthy of. Thank him for his service every time you see him.
@sunnyjess2577 10 ай бұрын
“What happened to Tom” was definitely about the basketball injuries.
@loveistheanswer687 10 ай бұрын
Woosh 🏀
@anthonyzullo 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, the joke was to tell something unrelated but relevant. He did do that glove thing, but it was for the nerve damage. Tommy boi broke his mf body! BUT, I think Tom's dad and Christina sat him down and talked to him about the importance of his health, because Tommy boi hasn't looked better since he met his wife. So he may have broken his body, but that psycho resolve put in the absolute most dedication to making sure he's around to make it to his bois inevitable murder trial lmao his son's is found guilty after the spree and Tom's just smiling smh
@loribanks1515 10 ай бұрын
@@anthonyzulloi think the having kids part might be more accurate to his motivation, he was already married to Christina P for like 6 years when his first special came out
@WillyDIreland 10 ай бұрын
A true hero. He proves combat related PTSD doesn't have to control your life.
@SleepyT23 10 ай бұрын
His dad was the one in the military, who also is named Tom Segura. How is everyone glossing over what he literally said in the clip
@gustavochica46 10 ай бұрын
We found her, she’s the one that asked “who is Tom Segura”
@TRIIXTEH 10 ай бұрын
@@gustavochica46time to establish proto
@Alfhar 10 ай бұрын
@@SleepyT23its called black ops babe you wouldn’t understand. Just thank him for his service goddamnit.
@rogermoreno1152 10 ай бұрын
Tom is my absolute favorite contemporary comedian, he’s the best! Can’t wait for Sledgehammer next week!!
@jakekunz5168 10 ай бұрын
loved toms old comedy and now i love watching the podcast clips
@jpsperformance6242 10 ай бұрын
The fact that he's able to get through interviews and tours without even flinching at his extensive ptsd issues. Amazing
@mattjamesofc 10 ай бұрын
So great that wired is finally having active military on these interviews, great to see a normal guy
@bj_ohnson 9 ай бұрын
Tom is the man! He’s so humble so funny just all around amazing
@timcinnati4420 10 ай бұрын
I love this man. Thanks for your service.
@Cruzaman4040 10 ай бұрын
Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview
@jitsdad3383 10 ай бұрын
AMAZING! to see a Japanese comedian not only learn Spanish but give back to the USA with his selflessness and service. Thank you Tom, Semper fi Sargent. salute 🫡
@nikku1166 10 ай бұрын
so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he's mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.
@peterfconley 10 ай бұрын
“What happened to Tom Segura” was _definitely_ about the dunking injury.
@danithomas180 8 ай бұрын
"Motherfucking dunk contest." 😎
@codygearhart1844 10 ай бұрын
The Patriot himself! Thank you for your service!
@royceisthebestrapper7686 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service, Tim. I certainly wouldn’t be able to feather it as much if you weren’t out with your brothers, fighting for our freedoms. I hear you’re coming up in may, can’t wait! Ta ta there Victoria’s Secret model!
@DontHate707 10 ай бұрын
I don’t get why he always downplays his active duty, TOM your service is so appreciated this country wouldn’t be what it is without you.
@jonathanluna7955 10 ай бұрын
One of the greats, constantly coming out with great material.
@sloppyfartnugget 10 ай бұрын
As someone currently in the military, Tom segura absolutely outranks me. I would follow him into battle so fast, but since I’m in the Air Force we’d have to find fancy hotels to check into first
@darrensmith5997 10 ай бұрын
Man all I can think of now is a Tom Segura cop comedy movie. Imagine Tom and Bert as cops with other comedians like Bobby Lee and Jim Jefferies as the criminals. That could be comedy gold
@fukuuu 10 ай бұрын
Reno911 esq
@lannyfce4786 10 ай бұрын
@@fukuuusounds like a worse version of Reno 911
@JimmyBeans84 10 ай бұрын
Fat Cops. The sequel to Fat Astronauts.
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
Remake CHIPS.
@ricmorales3406 10 ай бұрын
And John Mulaney is weirdly their chief who is half their age and is too you to be there.
@davidking-lq7ox 10 ай бұрын
The fact that he has the bravery to serve this country with his brothers, and then to do this shows the true character of this man god bless you mommy!
@PiglipsMaximus 10 ай бұрын
True soldiers are always kind hearted people inside. Brave Tom ❤
@sourpourhour930 10 ай бұрын
This man is a hero. Never breaks proto.
@timthefosterdad 10 ай бұрын
"You and your fat friend are so funny" - Jennifer Aniston If that's a real quote, it's majestic, though something tells me it's not verbatim.
@Hogsqueal 10 ай бұрын
Tom, you genuinely look great. Keep up taking care of yourself, you're killin it
@lindsaychristian4151 10 ай бұрын
This was FANTASTIC! love Tom, Christina, Bert, leann, the ymh gang. I wish one of these was about Garth Brooke’s.
@rabbit32073 10 ай бұрын
You ever notice, with each interview, Tom ALWAYS ends up talking about Bert.
@Snoy_Fly 10 ай бұрын
Can’t forget the homie Bert.
@ceedubyuh2459 10 ай бұрын
Bert's interviews always bring up Tom as well. They really are best friends
@NGJ05 10 ай бұрын
Who can forget about Bart
@thatguylie4239 10 ай бұрын
Well when questions pop up that involve your friends do you not talk about them as well?
@ryans7097 10 ай бұрын
A Tom Segura pretending to be Steven Seagal for SNL would be iconic 😂
@edwin69jam 9 ай бұрын
Duuuude 😂😂😂
@Woofwoof1929 10 ай бұрын
I always felt kind of insecure about not having kids and wanting to get my two businesses off the ground. But watching Tom have them a little later has made me realize my decision was best over all others 😂😂
@mattlewis6517 10 ай бұрын
Mostly Stories is, in my opinion, his best special. He isn't wrong that they all get better but for me... that is the one that really introduces his specific brand of comedy. So funny.
@ericrozell7728 10 ай бұрын
Tom’s service to this country is what keeps us all safe.
@renx81 10 ай бұрын
This guy is funny in everything and he also always seems to just be himself. Mad respects for the dude.
@ego2871 10 ай бұрын
i just know tom is such a good father. blessed kids
@gertbeefrobe 10 ай бұрын
Best ad for a comedy special ever. Thanks for the laughs.
@travisolander4749 10 ай бұрын
His special "Disgraceful" is a never-ending hour of pure laughter. Some disabilities are funny... lol
@jennart29p 10 ай бұрын
Disgraceful or Mostly Stories!
@schmitty1260 10 ай бұрын
Is it never ending or is it an hour?
@DeeDee-wb6zy 10 ай бұрын
Tom: “If you see me doing an organized meet and greet, where you had to pay money to meet with me…I AM IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE!” 😂😂😂😂
@dannygreen5477 10 ай бұрын
Love Tom, as being one of the best and most natural comedians, he's such a great guy that shares the same dark humor I like.
@jeffa.2092 10 ай бұрын
Love Tom, proud of him too, he looks healthy and good, cheers to a long, happy career and many more years!
@TimelesslyModern 10 ай бұрын
He's gotten in really good shape! Props to him
@XRP2020 10 ай бұрын
Good for you Tom! You appear to be in tremendous shape and I'm proud of you.
@69UncleFrank 10 ай бұрын
Tim genuinely makes my day better
@pineapplethief4418 10 ай бұрын
Developing such strong and unique sense of humor is actually quite common in combat veterans. Sometimes only the darkest jokes can help you cope with seeing people torn into pieces by soviet 280mm heavy mortar.
@oneofus6924 10 ай бұрын
thank you for your service tim, your tireless efforts in felujia and countless battlefields is an inspiration to us all.
@CaptainSkeletor 10 ай бұрын
Nothing but the utmost respect for our servicemen. De oppresso liber. Thank you for your Service Tom.
@timcisario7908 10 ай бұрын
ive never once thought about Tom Segura. Now he is everywhere all over my feed. Im forceably attacted to Tom Segura
@jackstevenson4679 10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite all time comics. Sledgehammer is great.
@stephenkolman5727 10 ай бұрын
Bart gains a pound for every pound Tim loses.
@Tom-tu5fk 10 ай бұрын
Every time he loses one Brent finds it
@justayoutuber1906 10 ай бұрын
Tom
@efoxneo 10 ай бұрын
@@justayoutuber1906Sweet summer child.
@super_guitar_dude7954 10 ай бұрын
He looks amazing, happy to see that
@michaelldeans 10 ай бұрын
It's a proud day to be an American, seeing former navy seal Tom Segura getting the exposure he deserves for the duties he served for our nation.
@Alexandriughhh 9 ай бұрын
I love this dude
@TechnologistAtWork 10 ай бұрын
I love Tom. He's basically in my 5 top favorite stand-up, up there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.
@traviscoates6878 10 ай бұрын
You should watch more comedy
@SmokeyChipOatley 9 ай бұрын
@@traviscoates6878so brave
@AndyCharlesMusic 10 ай бұрын
Tom slowly appearing in all my favourite places on KZfaq
@snoookie456 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for your service, Tom! The world is a safer place because of people like you!
@mechanicalcadaver1 10 ай бұрын
Every time I see Tom Segura lately, he looks more and more like he's getting ready to star in a Bruce Willis biopic
@Outpost31Research 10 ай бұрын
One of the funniest comedians working today. Cant wait for his new special.
@Siksika925 10 ай бұрын
This special will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.
@angrysshark 9 ай бұрын
He is simply not funny
@dolzi5392 9 ай бұрын
@@angryssharkyou don't find him funny. Your sense of humour isn't the gold standard. Relax.
@xHoLiiDaYz 10 ай бұрын
Jeans and mommies. This is our greatest American hero. Thank you for your service TBunz.
@carloduran2961 10 ай бұрын
Saw Tom at the VA. Glad you got it together buddy. They worked a miracle.
@TheFancyCashew 10 ай бұрын
This is BY FAR my favorite autocomplete.
@kapeamalia2743 10 ай бұрын
I could watch an edited solo interview with tom segura for hours.
@informal_variant 10 ай бұрын
I saw him live in Cancun in 2021 and if Sledgehammer is based on the same routine he used back then (specifically had a whole bit about his glove) then I can tell you its gonna be his best special inn a long time
@RobbieFitzgerald 10 ай бұрын
Ball Hog only came out a few yrs ago...
@jessicamontello2154 10 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for this, love Tom! 😂
@MrCheddah13 10 ай бұрын
So brave of Tom to bring up Fallujah, we all know how hard its been for him overseas the last few weeks
@1savage325 10 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but his injury was the funniest shxt ever😂😂😂😂
@mcdazzleful 10 ай бұрын
i knew all the answers, but it was great to hear him explain them all
@Gitsandshiggles1113 10 ай бұрын
Crazy you knew that he is alive
@samuelemeryjiujitsu 10 ай бұрын
Most important soldier in history. I can't even believe he is alive! God bless.
@Ben_Jones 9 ай бұрын
I saw Tom live in the fall of 2012. I had been to plenty of stand up at this point and he was BY FAR the funniest comedian that I had ever seen until then (I saw Norm MacDonald later lol). After the show, I went to the merch table to buy the White Girls With Corn Rose cd, and Tom is just standing there as everybody left the venue. I bought the cd and told him how much I enjoyed the show. He very politely thanked me and offered to sign the cd. So he ripped it open and signed it on the spot. VERY friendly guy, and VERY funny.
@NGJ05 10 ай бұрын
Love Tim Segura so much! Japanese pride!!
@BakingBadOBX 10 ай бұрын
"you and your fat friend are so funny". I love how he always finds subtle ways to jab Bert.
@imcorrect9122 10 ай бұрын
This video is gold
@brianpechin3959 10 ай бұрын
Tom Segura is my favorite veteran, thank you for your service to this country.
@drx6139 10 ай бұрын
Ahahaha Tom does look like a cop! 🤣 love ya mommies
@lesleyd2448 10 ай бұрын
Motorcycle cop 💯🤣
@sutertakacs6987 10 ай бұрын
He actually played a cop in Jimmy O Yang's movie The Opening Act. It's funny that he forgot
@evyooooo 10 ай бұрын
Always followin proto, keepin it high and tight
@sonja85. 8 ай бұрын
Love this guy ❤
@champsfamswiftie 9 ай бұрын
Tom Segura is truly incredible
@danieldrkness7489 10 ай бұрын
Tom is a great story teller! his kid toilet water story had me lmao
@thenewmedic 10 ай бұрын
All the stories about his kids are hilarious and, as a parent of boys, highly relatable. I appreciate his service to the United States of America too. A soldier of the people.
@Siksika925 10 ай бұрын
This special coming up will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.
@NicoleMorgan 10 ай бұрын
Finally wired got one of the best comics ever on here! 😊
@heathercamera 10 ай бұрын
Love Tom Segura!!!!! He's ALWAYS hilarious!!
@RonJeremyFan2142 10 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TOM
@mattbrah6367 10 ай бұрын
Toms time in war will never be forgotten he has slaughtered opposing nations people for our freedom and not only that he single handedly is making our country safe one day at a time I can’t express my gratitude for your service Tom
@DrRicardoCalleMourin 10 ай бұрын
Missed Nadav´s laughs on the background
@rizkymeireza5026 10 ай бұрын
Never expected one of my favorite comedian will be here. Thanks 👍
@Aecs_HigH 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service general Tom
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