what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?

@@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.

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​@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days

@@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂

Better than most people's

Also, always ask politely before blackmailing someone.

He may not have any principles but he sure does have princibles. (sorry)

Simple but effective

Don't forget that Nazis are the worst

I literally died laughing 🤣

Attack child 🤣🤣🤣

@@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?

When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".

@@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.

Because Evan ik.

It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it ) He likes Greg, he is a survivor too

Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment Something only really noticeable upon second watch.

He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.

Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!

he’s even convinced himself of that

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”

And now hes on top

​@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top

​@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have

How else does one answer in the affirmative?

😂😂😂😂

I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show

so great hahhahahahahah

‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’

Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs

@@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion

Are you alright?

@@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂

Don’t forget Greg sprinkles

@@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?

Gregxit 😭

they should be cannon!!

Well, I accept your blackmail

FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD

At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂

He is the Einstein of the crew

He’s actually 6 foot 7

Ahaha dude I had never put that together but that is such a good detail.

I feel he will be the successor at the end. He has the full package..

@@shop-a-holic3194 in that he's clueless as we are 🤔

He was so proud 😂

I'll never tell

@@genuineparticle but he did

That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆

Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣

That was s1 but yeah

Lmao. Funny line

Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha

L TO THE OG

@@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG

@@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN

@@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO

Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.

Classic Tacitus

Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂

Tom carries the show for me

Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury. I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.

"Shut up..." "Easy"

@@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow

BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!

"now come on now" lmfao

“I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇

He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽‍♂️

He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.

TRUEEEE

Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt

Arthur Fleck heresy

So agree!!!👍👏

This is a once in a lifetime show

i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context. then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆

@@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all

THE DELIVERY

I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny

Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind

@@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".

Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂

Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.

kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌

I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg

amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.

@@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end

They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.

You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!

@@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣

gay people

@@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.

That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke

😂😂😂😂

ATTACK CHILD

Rrrrrape of the male …. Wtf was dat fr 😂😂😂😂😂

Greg is basically what would happen if any random viewer was suddenly inserted into the scene. You vaguely know the tone people take and what legalese/businessy words people use, but would sound like an idiot trying to make a meaningful sentence out of it

Me toooooooooo it's too damn funny !!

@@Celestina0 exactly

I quote this way too much lol

i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.

He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.

@@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background

King of self love

He knows.

he’s right he IS pretty 😌

Self aware king

When was this?!?

Soothing.

Roman's reaction was even better

I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg

Such a great moment for both of them….

Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something

@@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather. Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.

@@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀

@@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out

@@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age

That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.

Big Noah centineo energy

maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha

Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂

​@@keithiso8903panflits lmao

Lmao holy shit that's amazing

Love Tom

definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top

Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.

@@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.

It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning

It didn’t.

I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.

He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha

He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off

@@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.

@@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!

I would read your fan fiction

When he hugged shiv he wasn't

"cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"

Too good to be true

Marked

Kendall definitely not, Greg *maybe*

Gregg dies in episode 5 of season 3 due to poisoning

@@Upsallauniversity123 tf?

that line fucking killed meeee lmaoo

Class traitor? Or infilTRAITOR?

@@shankhadipchakraborty2830 hi tom hows it going

Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.

@@lucapellari5985 What language is this?

@@wackybrattyx Portuguese

And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭

I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv

mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should

@@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg

Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.

Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain

He did essentially kill a guy

@@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk. It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.

@@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash

@@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death

@@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash

@@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv

You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else

No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.

I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!

He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.

@@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves

Disgusting Brotherssss

Male rape. Rape of a male.

@@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that

He rocks the look though

Everyone likes Greg, even Logan said that he liked 'Greg'

they be scheming

gay af

Eu amo Matthew loucamente e confesso que fico com ciúmes.

I need them to be canon

@@lucapellari5985 ?? é sério ou zoeira kkkkkkk

This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.

All killer…no filler.