Woman Hires "Discount Dark Web Hitman" to Kill Romantic Rival

Woman Hires "Discount Dark Web Hitman" to Kill Romantic Rival | Melody Sasser Case Analysis

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@idyeditbymyself Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine her shock upon finding out something so seemingly reputable as “The online killers market” turned out to be fraudulent.

@daisylavenderlove Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@TentinQuarantino_ Жыл бұрын

Rent a killer! Or the budget subsidiary, Lease a Bully.

@erikleith4670 Жыл бұрын

@@TentinQuarantino_pro bono

@melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, for the money paid surprised she didn't go to the police and complained about being ripped off and the hit is always delayed

@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын

You get a free Nigerian prince with ever murder. This month only!

@mathewbowyer2221 Жыл бұрын

At this point you should just assume any "hitmen" on the internet are just undercover cops.

@JacobSantosDev Жыл бұрын

Do something yourself to get it done. Shake my head.

@tsurek Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@aethrya Жыл бұрын

Or just scammers wanting money

@duanejackson6718 Жыл бұрын

It's not just hit men, clean attractive prostitutes are also Undercover. Genuine illegal services are tough to come by.

@kevin_mitchell Жыл бұрын

Now you tell me! ... I wonder if the "hitman," I mean police, will give me my deposit back?

@idyeditbymyself Жыл бұрын

Even the “Online Killers market” is fake.. what has our world come to?

@bundevsawhney7578 Жыл бұрын

The question is, was it immoral or very moral for the people behind it to steal money like that lmao

@idyeditbymyself Жыл бұрын

@@bundevsawhney7578 lol, great point ☺️

@RealmCenter40 Жыл бұрын

Funny you say that, I just saw a rerun of an old Cops episode where a woman flagged down the cops to say she just paid $20 for crack and they gave her a chunk of broken drywall instead.

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

If you can’t trust an online killer you paid for with Bitcoin what CAN you trust 😂😂😂?

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

@@bundevsawhney7578 hmm paradox...

@VSVickery Жыл бұрын

“The couple was already getting married, how much pain did she want to inflict?” Prime Roast 👏🏼😂

@jkjives1786 Жыл бұрын

That was golden!! 😅

@jayjaynella4539 Жыл бұрын

Top line there. Many a couple has found that out.

@bthomson Жыл бұрын

Aw! Come on! Marriage ain't so terrible! All you have to do is find the right person! Oh wait....

@conorlauren Жыл бұрын

He went yard with that.

@AlphamaleAO Жыл бұрын

Loooool he is a wizard

@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын

All those poor people who thought they were buying a murder or a face aciding when they were just being scammed. So sad.

@ginafarley6190 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@evonne315 Жыл бұрын

Wonder if they get sent fake photos of the job being done ?

@MacSwan Жыл бұрын

It’s hardly sad

@Aurora-Nyx 8 ай бұрын

Wait you mean the gift card I bought from there is worthless? damn it what a swiz. 😂

@KimberlyLetsGo Жыл бұрын

If she would have only put all that effort into finding another man, she might not be looking at other women in jail.

@sr2291 Жыл бұрын

To her, there was no other man.

@KimberlyLetsGo Жыл бұрын

@@sr2291 Agreed. I was speaking theoretically.

@Ann-sj4pt Жыл бұрын

She was married to someone.

@KimberlyLetsGo Жыл бұрын

@@Ann-sj4pt Really? I missed that part. I didn't think it could get worse.

@Ann-sj4pt Жыл бұрын

@@KimberlyLetsGo it was at the beginning,unless i misheard ♥️

@dextermorgan1 Жыл бұрын

Just when you think people can't get any dumber, this woman comes along.

@internziko Жыл бұрын

And totally redeems herself?

@NeUrOmAnCeRAI Жыл бұрын

Love your work.

@dextermorgan1 Жыл бұрын

@@internziko What?

@dextermorgan1 Жыл бұрын

@@NeUrOmAnCeRAI Thank you! I do what I can. 😉

@alexsky104 Жыл бұрын

I know one like that

@timdelaney2798 Жыл бұрын

Flying J has always taken a tough stand against murder-for-hire and their bathrooms are clean too. Highly recommend.

@toolegittoquit_001 Жыл бұрын

Their strong stand against murder-for-hire is pretty important to me

@KindKillNONDU 10 ай бұрын

You have never been a teenage girl. Clean bathrooms are great for changing bloody clothes

@ValkyrieofNOLA Жыл бұрын

I’ll never understand how people can believe that a dark web site is credible enough to order a hit on someone like they’re ordering a custom knitted sweater from Etsy. Maybe I am just too paranoid and suspicious of anything on the internet…ESPECIALLY THE DARK WEB!!!!

@phat-kid Жыл бұрын

she wasnt on the dark web lmao. she was just on the idiot web.

@john-paulsilke893 Жыл бұрын

Real hitmen are typically just losers who own their drug dealer $650 and need a quick way to pay it off. Either that or a government agency or official.

@HelennaRose Жыл бұрын

Use a VPN.

@evonne315 Жыл бұрын

I dont even know where the dark web IS 😂

@JohnWayne-86ed Жыл бұрын

You just need to know how to navigate the dark web anonymously and you can hit away!💀

@Mickeymouse7727 Жыл бұрын

Karen wanted to speak to the hitman's manager

@melangegirl Жыл бұрын

“How much pain did Melody want to inflict? They were already getting married.” Another good one, Doc. Love your delivery, unexpected burst of laughter during a murder-for-hire story. Thank you for that.

@gbsailing9436 Жыл бұрын

You're morbid

@tylerjeb7888 Жыл бұрын

Marriage is fantastic. Kinda sad so many people think otherwise.

@melangegirl Жыл бұрын

@@tylerjeb7888 I completely agree, but I still love Doc's jokes.

@lynemac2539 9 ай бұрын

@@tylerjeb7888 For those who can do it.

@AnastasiaFafo 6 ай бұрын

I laughed too hard and fsr too long at that😂

@ladymuck2151 Жыл бұрын

Have none of these people ever heard the saying, ‘if you love something, set it free’?

@nathangillmore5064 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Grande, your dry humor is absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering these tough topics and managing to inject a little bit of personality into them.

@4lottisintellect 6 ай бұрын

His sense of humor is the main reason I watch these videos.😂😂😂

@vladimirputindreadlockrast812 Жыл бұрын

The assassin doubles as a Nigerian prince during the day, just to make ends meet.

@bunberrier Жыл бұрын

In the current year, listening to a rational person is a real treat.

@bthomson Жыл бұрын

And rare!

@thesongbird2383 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Grande - As for David, I believe that, in his wisdom, he perceived the "dark side" of Melody early on. Fortunately, he and Jennifer escaped tragedy. 👍💜🌵

@peggypeggy4137 Ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing. When Melody started stalking Jennifer and David, he already had her in his rear view mirror. So creepy.

@2000disneyland Жыл бұрын

It’s hard to believe a jilted lover would go to such great lengths in her desires to cause harm. I was surprised at how wholesome Melody looked, could have fooled me.

@TheodoreRizzo Жыл бұрын

She looked like she could do better than him

@MasterMalrubius Жыл бұрын

@@TheodoreRizzo Maybe the whole “Kill people who don’t give you what you want” made that difficult.

@bsalapek5 Жыл бұрын

Don't judge a book by its cover.

@Polyphemus47 Жыл бұрын

@@bsalapek5 And Don't judge a song by its covers, lest you be judged by your karaoke audience. ~1st Judges 1:21 ~

@demonCarcass21 Жыл бұрын

Good looking women always fall for ugly men.

@DigitalNeb Жыл бұрын

I mean you get what you pay for. I remember this one time I was trying to pull of a high level assassination plot with a couple of homeless guys I recruited in the Walmart parking lot. Maaaaan.... you wouldn't believe it, but NUTHIN went right. Sheesh, those guys had a terrible work ethic.

@pebblepod30 Жыл бұрын

And not just work ethic, try finding some with decent ethics! 😂😂

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

If it had been a Targé parking lot you might gave found a reliable LBGTQAellemenopee.😅

@Australian_Made Жыл бұрын

· Thom Curry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marquisdelafayette1929 Жыл бұрын

NoBoDy wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

@kevin_mitchell Жыл бұрын

It's true, you do get what you pay for, that's why I went with the most expensive boutique hitman agency on the dark web. You do have to pay extra for some things though, like a first class seat for them to fly from Nigeria. But it's worth it, I can sleep peacefully now ... oh wait, there's some nice policemen at the door, I wonder what they want.

@HeatherHolt Жыл бұрын

Only up to ten years for potentially causing someone to be killed? Imagine how scared these people will be when she gets 5 years and is out in 3 or something. She obviously won’t stop and now she will meet other smarter criminals in prison. Some people won’t ever stop.

@halroxdynasty8683 Жыл бұрын

Lmao omg I mean actual killers get fucking ten years or less! I'm more scared of that. This lady is a dolt, I doubt she will ever to try shit again. She's probably gonna be totally bullied in prison and "scared straight". Child abusers literally get less time, that's what's so terrifying...

@ramair6424 Жыл бұрын

“Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”.

@KatmanJazznBlues Жыл бұрын

Like many others here. not only do I enjoy the analysis of the material, but the jokes are the icing on the cake. Just dry and sarcastic enough to make me laugh to myself and shake my head.

@bthomson Жыл бұрын

Yes! Just right! 💎🎯

@F0rtysxity 10 ай бұрын

"This seems particularly sadistic. Considering the couple was already getting married." LOL

@chloeblack2615 Жыл бұрын

I hope Dr. Grande is doing okay, 2 videos a day, this man can't be sleeping a healthy amount. And the hours he's awake is sifting through the worst of humanity. But man do I appreciate the daily video I watch on my way to work and the video I look forward to at the end of the day

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

I suspect he’s a replicant 😊

@Polyphemus47 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he'll never exhaust the lunatics and narcissists on the net, so he'll keep 'em coming for a good long while.

@truescotsman4103 Жыл бұрын

He makes a 10-minute video and there isn't a lot of production value. I'd say he has it pretty easy

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

@@truescotsman4103 you do it then.

@wilhelmhagberg4897 6 ай бұрын

Very unusual that a single person creates this amount of content himself though. Lot’s of work involved with research and scriptwriting. Many content creators actually have a dedicated production team.

@teddyjackson1902 Жыл бұрын

I’ve often considered what it would be like to be beautiful and intolerably stupid or insane. This story answers my questions.

@claudinejames7731 Жыл бұрын

Wow! 'Add to cart' murders. What a nightmare. Somehow it also has a humorous side in this case. For sure hiring a hit man over the internet motivated by jealousy is overkill. Glad she got caught!

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

Wonder if they provide free delivery.

@52daytripper Жыл бұрын

"overkill" ha ha good pun

@crmay72 Жыл бұрын

@@nhmooytis7058 LOL! ;)

@davecasey4341 Жыл бұрын

I'll add this to my cart, but then I'll check other listings to see if I can get a better deal. 😉

@bigdopamine9343 Жыл бұрын

At those prices you’d be crazy not to have somebody killed.

@mamaduck9370 Жыл бұрын

Hell hath no fury etc but whatever happened to "plenty of other fish in the sea?" How can anyone's ego get so out of control they think killing another person is justified because of romantic rejection? Had a giggle at the sly dig linking marriage and inevitable pain lol thank you so much for the video. 😊

@rimmalikover9724 Жыл бұрын

Or in her case "Elk in the forest"

@demonCarcass21 Жыл бұрын

Cause sometimes in life people only have one person who truly loves them. Yea there’s a lot of fish in the sea but it doesn’t mean everyone is gonna get a fish.

@urdnal Жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder how many people you know would have someone killed if they wanted to, knew where to find a real hitman and could afford it...

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

Not me. I’m into DIY😂

@Polyphemus47 Жыл бұрын

...and deluded enough to imagine getting away with it.

@aldranzam3456 Жыл бұрын

Me. But to be fair he's an awful person by any standards.

@Naz1Killer Жыл бұрын

@@aldranzam3456 sure he was, the man's always an "awful one". Who hurt you

@Gigachadly Жыл бұрын

“ Yano what I hired an assassin today, and I didn’t break the bank!! “ *said cheerfully*

@samlsd9711 Жыл бұрын

It's hard to believe that somebody could be as naive as this and go online looking for killer.😂 wow. Thank you Dr.Grande for the great upload, never been so early.

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

People find dates online 😂😂😂

@crisalis Жыл бұрын

The fact that she’s more concern of the dog than human is crazy.

@MacSwan Жыл бұрын

Nope

@demonCarcass21 Жыл бұрын

Animals will always be cooler than humans! Animals As Leaders 🤘🏻

@lf9341 Жыл бұрын

I prefer dogs to humans. That said, I can't even kill a fly. When Pamela Smart ordered her teenage lover to kill her husband she made sure her dog was in the basement so he would not witness the murder!

@amelliamendel2227 Жыл бұрын

Done people are legitimately like that is a mental disorder of some kind.

@onemoremisfit Жыл бұрын

The world is full of misanthropists who see themselves as morally superior humans for hating their own species. It has actually become very trendy these days. "I love animals more than people, I'm sooo special ..."

@LuxeMindsetVibes 10 ай бұрын

Imagine the wife surprise that not only was her husband cheating but his infidelity opened the door to a possible hit on her life.

@dallynutkat3252 Ай бұрын

What? Did you actually watch this? He was not even with the wife when he knew Melody. He met and married Jennifer when he moved away. Also, there is no indication that Melody and David were ever romantically involved, just hiking buddies. Melody is the jealous nutcase. Don't make this David's fault. He and Jennifer did nothing. Melody was just jealous. Try to watch properly before making comments with opinions that blame the wrong people. You can be doing damage to the reputation of someone who did nothing wrong.

@stevenspeaker Жыл бұрын

How do you pump out so much awesome content? It’s gotta take a lot of research and time to distill it down. I love your dry sarcastic clever jabs. Never disappoints.

@VSVickery Жыл бұрын

Yesss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@katfayegarrett3872 Жыл бұрын

How do people think that they can get away this stuff?!?!

@brendamertes9472 Жыл бұрын

Better question: how many people have got away with this stuff?

@christinab9808 Жыл бұрын

libs don’t live in reality

@gavinjenkins899 Ай бұрын

@@brendamertes9472 I've heard of almost no murders that were done by hitmen, whether the hiring person got caught or not, so not many.

@wendiwonderly1419 Жыл бұрын

The OKM business model was similar to nursing referral agencies I have worked for-minus the murder part

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

Not always minus murder...watch more true crime 😅

@MacSwan Жыл бұрын

😂

@christophergarza9118 Жыл бұрын

I assumed this video had hit it’s comedic peak with the “Already getting married/how much more pain?” line! then from out of nowhere, you perfectly execute, the “killing grammar” line. Once more you have a done yourself.

@Germania72 Жыл бұрын

This is the only time I've been happy that someone was scammed.

@throughthoroughthought8064 Ай бұрын

And I wouldn't mind if the scammer kept the money; maybe sent yearly postcards from vacations.

@rullvox5912 Жыл бұрын

How did melody gain access to the data on Jennifer and Davids fitness tracking devices?

@tahlia__nerds_out Ай бұрын

Maybe she and David used to share data when they were climbing buddies?

@joannajamerson35 Жыл бұрын

It's like Costco of murder. If you bundle 3 or more you get a 35 percent off😅😅😅😅😅😅

@rasheed7934 Жыл бұрын

You can find a hitman in Detroit at church. I'm serious as cancer about that.

@jh76103 Жыл бұрын

But you gotta act NOW!!! LOL

@toolegittoquit_001 Жыл бұрын

And you get a 10% discount between 8:00 and 9:00

@towritemichelle210 Жыл бұрын

Groupon

@nap163020 Жыл бұрын

".... they have no trouble murdering grammar." I fell off my chair! 😂😂😂

@Skandalos Жыл бұрын

Greed is so much stronger than fear. She felt betrayed because she felt entitled to this man. She probably thought she had hit the jack pot with the guy and seeing him vanish before her eyes and her jack pot going to another candidate made her extremely angry.

@01splitpea Жыл бұрын

The "nice dogs" gag was extremely amusing. 😂

@01splitpea Жыл бұрын

As always, well done, Dr. Grande! Thank you for both analysis and good humor.

@BelloBudo007 Жыл бұрын

Yes his humour is sometimes subtle. I have him playing in the background while I do a few jobs & I'm sure I miss a few of his little 'funnies'. Those I do manage to catch, I quite enjoy.

@decafmocha211 Жыл бұрын

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

@pamcornelius9122 Жыл бұрын

Nothing like a bedtime story from Dr. Grande!

@catherinecarmichael3180 Жыл бұрын

totally agree!

@ORLYNN Жыл бұрын

Ya hu? You said it! 💯

@Thomas-yw9eo Жыл бұрын

I work midnight shift so I often start my "mornings" with one of his stories.

@rankoutsider2363 Жыл бұрын

HaaA 😂 Sleep tight Dynamite 🧨

@m.f.richardson1602 Жыл бұрын

Me too

@Ann-sj4pt Жыл бұрын

How did anyone believe there’s an “amazon” hitman site 😳

@Polyphemus47 Жыл бұрын

Pure stupidity, I suppose. I would have written 'unadulterated', but realized it wasn't a good fit in this case.

@RideAcrossTheRiver 10 ай бұрын

My sister thinks complex legal documents should be sent to a phone for signing with a finger initial, sooo ...

@EngineeringFun Ай бұрын

What a fool. He violated the very first rule of dating, never date an environmental compliance specialist named Melody.

@traildoggy Жыл бұрын

You don't just order a killing online. Always check with the families of some of the victims and be sure they are unhappy with the work that was done.

@R281 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@michael-m Жыл бұрын

Ah...Another fantastic video to close out my day. Always needed, always enjoyed. Much thanks Doc

@cogitoergospud1 Ай бұрын

“How much more pain did Melanie want to inflict?” Savage! lol.

@glauvie Жыл бұрын

Doc’s remarks about marriage make me think there’s trouble in paradise. I’m only SPECulating on what COULD be happening in a situation LIKE this.

@sophiaisabelle0227 Жыл бұрын

We appreciate your dedication and hard work. God bless you.

@loiskondo8349 Жыл бұрын

Melody, he’s just not into you! Thank you Dr. Grande for another fascinating video!

@Jo1066milton Жыл бұрын

I think she was trying to reassure the hitman that although the dogs might bark and jump they wouldn't bite him or savage him - they were "nice" dogs. After all, who wants to get bitten while trying to kill someone.

@david-dj8or Жыл бұрын

I've heard of people giving money to those who claim they are the official representative of the invisible man in the sky.

@ztoob8898 7 ай бұрын

The jokes just keep coming in this one. Who would have thought murder-for-hire could be so hilarious?

@rejaneoliveira5019 Жыл бұрын

The humor was fantastic as usual! This story is so unbelievable that is actually comical. Have a great day, Dr. Grande.❤

@Michaelfay441 Ай бұрын

How nice of her giving the hitman information on the dogs so he wouldn't kill them

@petercallinicos Жыл бұрын

"He's already getting married, how much more pain do you want to inflict?" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

@frecklydharma Жыл бұрын

it would be great as a part of your analysis to break down psychological what happens to people who are seemingly normal that do these things. The beginning of harmful, and obsessive thinking. What is the profile of this type of stalking?

@d.g.n9392 Жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine the things like dark web you described. Guess I’m too naive in my older age, not conceivable to an old guy. The internet is sometimes weird. Enjoy these crime mystery stories.

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

SOMETIMES? 😅

@euchiron Жыл бұрын

"OKM doesn't seem to be able to be good at killing people, but they have no trouble murdering grammar." 😂

@pearpo Ай бұрын

Crimes like revenge for romantic rejection or a relationship not working out, speak to mental illness which likely was why the relationship didn’t work to begin with.

@user-ru3ql6ji4p Жыл бұрын

Melody is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I mean, she's as sharp as a spoon! LOL!

@jdd3786 Жыл бұрын

The craziest thing about this story is that Dr. Grande has this information.

@chrisp8856 Жыл бұрын

Just had to comment on your ability to make me laugh out loud, again.😂 My father used to start his day with Reader’s Digest; Laughter, the best medicine, and your videos are my equivalent. Thanks for another well executed video.

@mrjermz5406 Жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early I was only speculating about what could be happening.

@GrandDawggy Жыл бұрын

Were you diagnosing anyone?

@rankoutsider2363 Жыл бұрын

😂 No joke, I’ve always said KZfaq has the best comments! ❤😂

@queenmab1999 Жыл бұрын

Ive got it!! She wanted the dogs!! But didn't wanna go thro a custody battle lolol

@thisinhumanplace2037 Жыл бұрын

I love his marriage digs🤣

@charsback Жыл бұрын

Phoning the FBI thinking your getting honest people to help is hilarious...lol thanks for the laugh...Doc..

@pwallace5359 Жыл бұрын

Dr Grande your deadpan jokes about the misery of marriage are so hilarious! Your wife is definitely a good sport. 😂 . My husband and I will celebrate our 28th year of misery together this fall. 😉😂

@helpyourcattodrive Ай бұрын

Everybody is gangster until Grande moves to the timeline of the crime.

@melvingibson4525 Жыл бұрын

The line about the "nice dogs" was some good comedy Doctor

@lmiller1413 2 ай бұрын

I think she should have filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.

@zavcig3612 6 ай бұрын

The best storyteller in history: dr. Grande 😊

@davecasey4341 Жыл бұрын

It's so sad. You just can't trust a hitman anymore. 😆

@Kattakam Жыл бұрын

Love it when criminals get taken for their money and their life reputation.

@brendanquinn6894 Жыл бұрын

You know your relationship is in trouble if your girlfriend has got a discount hitman looking for you, or has him on a payment plan.

@nickh.4917 Жыл бұрын

Are you telling me that the online hitman I already paid for is not going to do his job? The web site itself said it was legit with a money back guarantee and said 9 out 10 customers would recommend. Is there no honor any more? No pride of workmanship?

@yamnjam Жыл бұрын

Go figure online criminals are not trustworthy. I bet they didn't even refund her deposit lol.

@uralbob1 7 ай бұрын

Great episode! Your ability to report these stories with a sense of humor is absolutely hilarious! Thanks Dr. Grande!

@nicholasdileo2011 Ай бұрын

Dr.Grande is like Henny Youngman, meets Dr Phil, meets meets Steven Wright meets Morton Downey Jr. at a cactus farm

@melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 Жыл бұрын

Hello from Melbourne Australia, Mate the one about getting married is enough pain , so good that after the third time l could focus on the case to the finish. Thanks, Doctor, always appreciate your analysis and quality videos. Did you hear they have replaced the music from "Here Comes the Bride" to "Another one bites the Dust", by Queen.

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@MsPea Жыл бұрын

I love the deadpan humor. Dr. Grande is a comedian at heart.

@jasmincampbell8105 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Grande's dry humor is priceless 😅

@chi3fgri3f Жыл бұрын

I'm honestly here for the deadpan humor.

@fisherbird1739 Жыл бұрын

I got distracted and probably missed a few zingers, this episode is packed.

@garrysekelli6776 Жыл бұрын

This is so strange. I've never had dark web assassin broads fighting over me. The dude must have had Rasputin level wood.

@MistaNasty Жыл бұрын

"They were already getting married, how much more pain did she want to inflict?" Jesus Christ Dr. Grande that one fuckin killed me.

@kaprkapr Жыл бұрын

100% accurate but they didn’t check if the dogs were nice! Brilliant.

@JT-lu8tm Жыл бұрын

My daily dose of Dr. G! Perfect timing as I write all my clinical notes from the day 😌

@Laotzu.Goldbug Ай бұрын

Never skimp on your: - Doctor - Roofer - Pilot - Hitman

@LynnE507 Жыл бұрын

Another great video, Dr. Grande.❤🌵

@Summitclym Жыл бұрын

At 6:00 the dry sense of humor coming on strong!

@noelnewlon Жыл бұрын

Your subtle, dry humor is priceless.

@Flamsterette Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload, Dr. Grande!

@pezeron24 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes, aging people should just come to the realization that they're no longer that hot and that acting like twenty-year-old sex addicts is past their time, and that they should just enjoy doing the daily Wordle and walk their chihuahua around the block before watching Netflix while sipping green tea.

@lisaschmidt8466 Жыл бұрын

Now I’m depressed. 😂

@Ann-sj4pt Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын

I’m 71 and just spent 5 years traveling around the South Pacific, now am in Hawaii writing a novel and learning German. I’m also a gourmet cook. Most of my friends under 30 spend all their time staring at their phones, playing video games and downloading porn. What was your point.