The bit where a wig from his classic comicbook design falls on his head and he goes "not in a morbillion years" was kinda weird, not gonna lie.

When Morbius and the antagonist team up to fight the actual baddies and goes "now you deal with MorbiUS" I popped off.

I can't believe Pat actually said it has a problem with stakes and neither of them realised

The Morbius sequel is gonna have a scene where someone tells him to "morb all over those guys" and Morbius will be like "that's not a thing what are you even saying", then it'll come back at the end and Jared Leto will unironically say "it's Morbing time" and world peace will be achieved

When Dr. Michael Morbius decides to go all out and says "Alright, no *more B.S.* " it was peak cinema

I went to see Morbius with a friend the other day, and it was unironically the best cinema experience I’ve ever had. The theatre was COMPLETELY empty, so we could make all the morb jokes we wanted as loud as we wanted, was the fuckin best

Fucked up that there are people coming back from the movie and bein genuinely shocked that he doesn’t actually say ‘It’s Morbin Time’

"Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go Morb out... just this once."

When Woolie asked how the morbaction was, Pat really did miss a beat by not answering that it was morbaverage.

When Morbius was told "What are you, some kind of Joker?" my cinema audience completely lost it.

ok. I have a morbius story. Somebody in my local fighting games discord posted a weird ass link in my memes channel. I'm dumb, so I bite. I click the link. It downloads a file. The file is a 240p video of fucking morbius. I laugh it off and give the guy props for posting the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a memes channel. A few days later, I'm hanging out at home in a snowstorm, and the fucking power went out. I had fucking nothing to do for like 6 hours. I got desperate. I watched my 240p downloaded copy of morbius. The audio quality was incomprehensible. The action scenes were a blur of black and dark grey with an occasional splash of Jared Leto or Matt Smith's face. It was the most miserable movie watching experience of my life. 100/100 I morbed so hard.

"he morbs in the cave" He just like me fr fr

Woolies "I liked it" in response to being sandbagged is always funnier than the joke he told

Morbius's title of "The Living Vampire!" only makes sense in the context of a world where Vampires exist and a super hero is based around hunting them!

My favorite thing about Morbius is the actual, tangible smell of desperation that wafts into your nostrils for the entirety of the post credits scene. Sony is screaming at the top of their lungs "HEY, HEY, ASSOCIATE OUR AWFUL DOGSHIT WITH THE GOOD THING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE, THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME THING" and nobody buys it for even a second. It's like the loser cousin of a really cool celebrity who knows their only hope of even a shred of relevance is to remind you, constantly, of their relative with actual talent, hoping this will fool you into thinking _they_ are talented as well.

Your too late Anti-Morb! I’ve summoned the Morb Orb! The most powerful red orb in the universe!

“He’s his little friend from the blood orphanage.” ....a Morb’phanage?

Fun fact: Near the end of Morbius, Morbius creates a weaponised anti coagulant to use against the villain, saying "To bats it's lethal... To humans it's deadly..." This one isn't a bit he actually says this someone was paid to write this

16:24 The best part is. Even in the comics where Vampires are real and do exist (Thanks Blade) Morbius is still a fake science vampire. It's the best, lamest! Though to be fair that just makes him the bat version of the Lizard so I shouldn't cast too much shade

Pat really hit the nail on the head that everyone is really having a lot of fun with Morbius right now because absolutely no one has seen it or has any idea what happens in the movie. When a movie goes unobserved, it can truly be as funny as we want it to be!

I loved when he kamehameha'd some bats at Mat Smith in the end, totally just Morb'd all over that guy

Morbius changed my life, when Mr. morbius said “I’m going to morb!!” I can’t wait to watch it for the first time

It’s good to hear the Morb sweep has breached the gates of Great Castle Super Beast

"I'm starting to Morb" is such a funny fucking line. It's so nonsensical and completely insane.

This movie has become the new twin peaks. No one has actually seen it, yet it's the most talked about piece of media at the moment. I'm sure executives are baffled.

I would like to extend a congratulations to Rank10Yugioh for changing the whole perception of this movie. The whole thing will never be separated from it's morbin' time now and it's all thanks to him.

I loved the time Morbius said "Maybe there is a bit of morb in all of us." Made me tear right up.

STAND BACK, I AM BEGINNING TO MORB!

Can't wait for Morbius but it gets faster every time someone says "morb"

WHERE MY MORBHEADS AT? THE MORBIUSSWEEP IS RUNNING WILD!

upon hearing the infamous "That's my secret Cap. I'm always Morbin" I've morbed in real time right then and there

congratulations to morbius for being one of the few movies to bomb *twice*

Jared Leto: Bad DC movie Jared Leto: Bad Marvel movie Perfectly balanced. Unlike his performance.

Morbius telling the Blob that they're not dissimilar as they're both morbidly a beast made me shed a tear. Truly, a character development moment of all time.

The part where doctor who was wiggling about on screen while background music constantly saying "have sex, have seeex" was INCREDIBLY amusing

The way Pat describes the scenes with Morbius and that little girl reminds me of that bit in the first episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. When Matthew Holness talks to that kid in a hospital bed and the kid tells him they should be paying him a hero's wage and then never shows up again because he only exists to make him look like a caring doctor. lol

MIGHTY MORBIN' POWER RANGERS

imagine if this movie released during 2012 and with the mat smith dance? tumblr would have fucking exploded.

the way Pat describes it, he makes it sounds like an episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Morbius sounds like Dr. Rick Dagles MD including visiting a kid to show how kind he is.

You could literally tell me anything happens in this movie and I'd probably believe you

26:50 Woolie is actually touching on a thought I had earlier about how this movie could have been really good. Now, I will say, I barely know much about Comic Morbius, but I loved him from the 90's Spider-man cartoon. That did a really good job of introducing him as a sympathetic villain; a fellow student of Dr Connars, working on gene manipulation who gets gene spliced by accident and genuinely struggles with an uncontrollable need to feed. He then progresses to get more and more control over his encounters with spider-man, leading to my point: There was a subplot where Morbuis & Blade team up to go kill the Vampire Queen (who was like Blade's mother IIRC). If Sony had pulled of getting Disney to let them use Blade, I'd have actually gone to see that movie. Edit: I got excited when Woolie started talking about it and paused literally the second before he said exactly the same thing as me v.v

It was so much morb than I could ever have expected

So... what's really funny here is that Morbius, as a vampire, is actually a really dangerous dude specifically because he's NOT an ACTUAL vampire. Like, *BLADE* fights *ACTUAL* vampires and those guys are maybe only half as deadly as Morbius. Morbius can drink your blood with his fucking hands. He can TOUCH you, and drain you of your blood. He CAN go out in sunlight he just doesnt like it. His transformation into a freaky pale vampire guy is 100% voluntary so he can LOOK like a regular dude whenever he wants to (I mean he still kinda looks like a vampire, but like, in 'mall vampire' sense). The equipment that works specifically for vampires (holy symbols, holy water, etc) doesnt work on him unless it'd probably kill a normal human being (a stake through the heart would kill fucking Captain America, you dont need to be a vampire for that shit to work). He's more like Mr. Hyde from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen than he is a vampire. But. On top of all of that. Morbius is an irredeemable piece of shit. He's just an enormous, self focused deuchebag who beefs with scientists more successful than him, and kidnaps women who reject his creepy advances. The only time that isnt the case is when Blade is after his ass for being *JUST* vampire enough to be worth killing when there's no more pressing vampires to kill. My point is -- Morbius is a fucking terrible, C or D list villain. I have NO idea why you'd make HIM the star of a movie. Like... you could probably make a better movie for Chameleon, and that guy's fucking gimmick is "Face Off, except it's anybody". Scorpion is another guy you could do -- he even could have gone the way the Joker movie went and try to make him an honestly sympathetic character who just loses his damn mind, he's a short, fat, ugly little man with few prospects in life, a wife who's cheating on him, and no way up or out. He's like Pat, if Paige wasnt a decent human being. But... we get Morbius. You can clearly tell they WANTED to make their "Joker" movie, Leto was almost specifically cast so they could try and bank on his experience with the role of Joker to sell the Morbius movie as Marvel's Joker movie... but people forget nobody liked him as the Joker, for the LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SCREEN TIME, ACROSS *3* MOVIES that he played him in. It's just like... I can't even fathom the decision to do Morbius. The LAST vampire movie to hit the big screen was that miserable Dracula movie! That's how long it's been since we got a vampire movie, because Twilight did a good job of killing the interest in that genre before then, and Dracula reminded us why vampire action flicks all suck.

Okay so not only is the movie wrong about vampire bats being the only creature to feed on blood, but also it’s wrong in that vampire bats don’t exclusively feed on blood, they eat moths too!

So...when this hits DVD...someone IS gonna redub the whole movie to give it the script it deserves, right?

the first Castle Super Beast Clips to reach 1 morbillion likes

I loved it when he said to the blood buddy "it isn't MorbiME it's about MorbiUS"

“We all go a little Morb sometimes.”

I read a crappy teen vampire story in highschool where they did the blood bag thing and the gimmick was the blood being part of a living thing loses potency over time being removed from that thing. Its basically crazy diamond rules as to what counts as part of an object

I can’t wait for the Disney+ spin-off show called “Morb and Mindy” where Morbius gets an apartment with a spunky young woman and they get into all sorts of Morby hijinks.

Really missed the opportunity to include the line "This one's for you, Morb!"

I can’t wait for Morbius 2: MOREBIUS

I would pay so much to see Pat redub the entire movie, the way he describes scenes as characters and randomly throwing in the word Morb cracks me up so much

Marvel Presents: From Software's BloodBoring

Honestly I don't think the Holland Spider-Man movies are *that good*, but Sony's misunderstanding of what works for this franchise is on a whole other level; it actually makes me concerned for their intentions toward the Spider-Verse stuff - splitting the next one into two films feels like enough of a cash-grab, to say nothing of the spin-offs they want.

Just because they said he got his "doctorate at 19" during the ceremony doesn't mean he was 19 at that time. I know, I know, it's Morbius, but come on man; such a little thing to get lost over in a movie full of plenty of confusing shit.

Morb money, morb problems.

I love how "Morb" is a verb now

I hope you know that with all of these memes you're going to make Morbius 2 happen where they all act like they were in on the joke the whole time. P.S. After recent events, I have decided I am Wrong. You morbheads are pretty alright.

Memes, the DNA of the soul.

My mother, a HUGE Marvel fan since childhood, unironically wants to go see this film now because she’s getting all of the memes and none of the sarcasm and thinks it sounds like the coolest most action packed romp of a film to be released yet. Which is absolutely hilarious because she actually has taste, loved Strange2 and the Cap movies and hated Venom.

At the end when he said _"Maybe the real treasure was all the morbs we made along the way"_ got me crying.

It's definitely the best Morbius movie.

Morbussy Located

It's so wild to me that so much discussion is going around about that one guy in the Spider-Man cartoon who was a vampire but couldn't say "blood" so he had to drink plasma.

"He tells his blood-friend-" I'm already done. That's too strong.

To quote Jay from RLM: "It's morberline experimental."

I'm surprised Pat didn't talk about the ridiculous "Bat Kamehameha" that ended the final fight.

I morbed so hard watching this movie. Had to get a bucket and a mop.

"Its Pating time" -Pat, probably

Love hearing Zangief snore in the background of Pat’s ecstatic rant XD

It’s morbin time almost killed me, I fell down a flight of stairs hearing those worlds

The conspiracy theory is that someone had a sudden change of heart after the first trailer dropped and cut down the film to be less comedic and downplay the spider-man connections. This is why the film was pushed from January to April and most of the first trailer is not in the final release.

They've got A mor and a bius That you've never seen before

*looks at sofa to the right of Pat's head* Someone's been morbin' up before the podcast ;)

Mighty morbin jared Leto

Missed opportunity there Pat said "on his first transformation" instead of "when he first morbs" otherwise good podcast

As a Morbius fan in the 90s, I appreciate Woolie being a Blade fan in the 90s, and knowing that the two have history. A Wesley Snipes Cameo would have been great too.

I FEEL THE MORB OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

i wish somehow matt and pat could reconcile. the dynamic these three friends had together was so good.

We are born of the Morb, made men by the Morb, undone by the Morb. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Morb

Literally just came from the most recent Adeptus Ridiculous where everyone in the live chat was getting morbed up and I was extremely confused. This didn't help much, but it's more context than none.

Morb is to Morbius as Smurf is to the Smurfs.

Still refuse to watch Morbious but man does this segment always put a smile on my face. Perfect cure when I feel I'm starting to morb

imagine if john michael "i'm beginning to morb" morbius gets a cameo in one of the mainline movies and jared leto somehow got the best acting in that movie

OH YEAH ITS CASTLE SUPER MORB LETS GOO

Every time we get another bad Jared Leto performance, I like to go back and watch the scene from American Psycho. You know the one.

When Mengsk said "I made you into a Morbius, Kerrigan!" and Kerrigan was like "You made us all into Morbius" and all I can say is that I can relate to that.

I’m so glad I got back into Woolies channel again. Pat and Woolie are so much fun and entertaining together

20:39 I'll tell you why. Sony having the rights to "Spider-man" means they have the rights to all of his villains, so they "let" Marvel use those villains just like they "let" Marvel use Spider-man; I mean, not exactly as the Spider-man movies are "technically" Sony made Disney just "helps". So Sony can totally just be like "we own this character so they're in the venomverse now." I guess as long as whatever contract they have with Disney for those Spider-man movies doesn't have a clause against it or whatever.

I like the scene where a vtuber warned about the morb but jared ledo just morbed either way, it was tragic

Btw, there exists a type of finch that eats blood, naturally called Vampire Finches.

We already got a blade post credits scene in Eternals. Although it’s very hard to tell it actually was blade

Really excited to see the next installation in the MCU (Morbius Cinematic Universe)

Keep on Morbin' baby, you know what time it is

The plight of Morbius is one of the few truly *hilarious* things I’ve ever heard. I had no idea how bad it actually was until one of my friends told me on our way home from a road trip. I was cackling like the Joker (Hamill’s Joker, not you Leto 🖕) for over an hour. The real kicker was that fans gaslit Sony into rereleasing it and it did EVEN WORSE the second time. And it got released on April 1st. You can’t make this shit up. Leto isn’t the Joker, but he is a fucking clown. 🤡

loved when he used his morb-orb to morb all over those guys

Gonna spoil some of the fun and clarify Morbius says vampire bats are the only *mammal* to feed off of blood. So Letos intern at least googled that one properly before finishing the script

I was trying to keep track of how many people Morbius and Matt Smith morb each and I’m pretty sure Morbius has a bigger body count just after his first transformation than Matt Smith has in the entire movie. The hero is a bigger morberer than the villain, well done Sony

That Vulture thing is weird because the first Spider-Man movie explicitly ends with Vulture gaining a respect for Peter and not sharing his identity in prison. So like what he's just evil now?