So true 😭😭

He also probably does catalogue the traffic.

Or OCD 😂

@@awesome_cabbage I found the original post and he does apparently have OCD and ADHD lmao

​@@LizConstantlyas somebody with ADHD who thought during that story"that actually sounds fun" this makes so much sense now

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😂😂😂

Fucking hell I love it

Do you know what you win the internet today. Here you go just take the award 🥇

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

that’s what i’m saying

This guy should watch Life of Brian from Monty Python when the merchant forces Brian to haggle

@@marvelousemilie6620 That was my immediate thought lmao.

omg this is would be an amazing development

Until she’s learnt how to do it and is bored again?

Trading Emeralds in Minecraft 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bros coming for you😭 (literally 💀)

😭😭😭

@@DiamondCake2isylh 6:46 gFupp😊v

Imagine this dude at a flea market.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

I would run from anyone that gets turned on by that they sound so dangerous

my ex boyfriend would get hard every time i cried... genuinely the worst guy i dated

“Exploring this side of me” more like desensitizing myself to fucked up shit and conditioning myself to need it

Genuinely wtf is a crying fetish like if this guys partner is upset about something does he have to try not to be horny… gross

What did the neighbor do that was so wrong lol

@@dn5633Getting off to people crying is fucking creepy and weird. It’s giving serial killer vibes. That mixed with a depressed girl doesn’t sound safe.

@@dn5633 i think people can have their kinks, no judgement, but playing videos of people crying loud enough to where your neighbors can hear it while you are jerking off is fucking WILD lmao and he mentioned she was cute, so if he pursued her as a romantic interest, he would have to lie to her forever (very bad) or come clean about not being depressed and just jerkin it to crying videos and i think that might kill her kind soul

​@@dn5633people can like what they like, its chill, but the fact that he was just going to town while watching crying videos in his living room so loud that his neighbors could hear is absolutely WILD. im not saying he's evil, but i think she was trying to connect and empathize by reaching out but he is just like "idk she's cute, what should i do" 💀 he would have to lie and pretend he was depressed forever (very bad) or tell her the truth that he was cranking his hog while watching people cry and i think that might destroy her kind soul.

Men.

I feel like this is a case of bad parents who would say masturbation is bad or something, leading the kid to be afraid of being shamed because he was doing it soo he would do all that instead,

@@SprinkleBunn But wouldn't he be even more motivated to clean up any evidence if he was just afraid of being caught? It's the letting it build up for years that's the gross and weird part

Acting like being normal is a choice is really goddamn stupid, ngl

@@moatrboat fym men😭

Why’d you put depressed in apostrophes? Is she not depressed?

😂😂😂 yea

there's a 99.9% chance its made up

Crazy comments

Same. But she needs to stay the heck away from this guy. I feel like he might start trying to make her cry, or if she starts getting better find that he's no longer interested. It sounds dangerous to mess with depression like that.

right? her leaving snacks and notes was so cute and nice :((( he just happens to be a freak smh

DUDE

😂🎉

i thought the same thing!!!

Someone set them up !

You’re onto something lmao

i got ‘lucky’ and have a special interest in video games, but it also comes off as an addiction to a lot of people. i don’t know how to explain how excited and happy games make me, how fascinating they are to me

My special interest changes every week. I won't lie I am a bit embarrassed about it. That's mostly because it does change on a dime so someone can think I'm always obsessed with this one thing when it's just what I'm interested in that week.

@@psychonaut1502 Having varied/cycling special interests is so rough sometimes. I sometimes feel like I'm a faker of special interests because I do not one one exact thing all the time that makes me extremely happy to indulge in. It's also just a weird experience to find something that makes me feel like I found My True Passion... and then it's no longer that a month later. If I was more consistent, maybe it'd be easier for me to pick college classes or a job.

@@virusDETECTEDme asf yo i relate i love video games so much

@@SuperSisbyyesss so real omg i pick up stuff and drop it so quick

A different kind of blowing alright 💀

but then he wouldn't get aroused by them right?

I was thinking that's what it is but he doesn't make that explicit so I can see why it didn't occur to Cody

This is also a fun new kind of autism for me to discover, respect king.

Thats what I thought 😭😭 I'm the same with my special interest and it made me smile lol

I was thinking the same LOL

I actually had to pause at that part of the video. The disgust I felt.....

Revoltingggggg

IM HAUNTED, I WAS HORRIFIED WITH EVERY WORD HE READ 💀😭

RIGHT?? I literally did not stop scrolling until I found this one comment that mentioned it. I needed to feel like I wasn’t going crazy cause I actually feel sick lol

Everyone’s like “aww the traffic story 🥲” meanwhile I’m dry heaving in my own personal hell

I know right. First you read he’s aroused by literal misery, and then his first thought when someone shows them compassion is of course to sexualise them

“Well I accidentally tricked this woman into fucking me, that’s relatively normal. Little weird I guess but hey WHEN IN ROME” Classic men

People in Ohio are weird I know I'm one of them....

People do be looking at OHGO

this is the guy who posted…

I’m in Columbus and would like to extend my thanks to Cody as well

i would also like to thank Cody even though i don’t drive

meep

Little goblin check ✅

I'LL BE HAVING THAT

​@@fl1ntlock1PUT THAT IN MY TRINKET SACK

why did i think he already had his kid and he was already walking within a month 😂

But unfortunately can't say same for her. I hope that man has some decency and left her alone rather then approaching her cause he find her "cute"

The poop sock

the piss drawer kid upon entering puberty

@@MrElKabano the poopshitters

mom found the blood jars

mom found the poop cupboard. it was absolutely PACKED.

The way some people are actually like that 💀

@@KingOfGaymes Right like it's so weird 😭 I think people with somber-looking features are pretty but I don't get off on people who are severely depressed, I've got my own shit going on to deal with lol

2:27 that’s my birthday lol

Ngl “tear jerker guy” needs to be put on a watch list. That thread sounded like the start of a NCIS episode.

@@samuelgodsey1327No literally. It’s giving serial killer vibes cuz who tf gets off to that wtf

2. Both dennis and dee

My mattress is soaked in milk, causing my sweat to smell of sour milk=the McPoyles

And the guy on the game show with the pager in his butt… it’s like the chess episode

@@tatejensen7892yupppp

😂❤❤❤trueee

I didn't even know they were born 😂

was he not born like a week ago? 😭

That was an actual goblin dude.

Uhhhhh

had to rewind that shii

no that is just completely insane

he just sounds autistic lmao

​​@@2735angel Not insane, but he's almost definitely on the autism spectrum.

I thought so too until he revealed that he jerks off to the screenshots lmao

Why not just tell your gf though. Your partner should be the person who knows about your weird, harmless habits!

For real. I love it.

eating lunch rn

absolutely. bonding time lol

I'm having dinner right now

*Breakfast - at 7 pm UK time. I’m on adhd meds and Peeves always drops a new video right when they wear off and I get my appetite privileges back.

Haha yes it will be weird. But when it comes to marriage, weird is good. There should be nothing that is unsharable even if it takes a while to work up the courage.

Yeah, being upfront wouldnt be super weird, still weird but not as weird as hiding it. Then again after 15 years of marriage, I'm pretty sure his wife would understand if he just said he was embarrassed. Better to tell her before she finds them and assumes the worst though

Y’all crazy. He should never ever ever under any circumstances reveal his dark perverted secret about his ball-pillow period pads. Not every skeleton, kink, perverted thought, and secret needs to be revealed in a relationship. Certain ones will definitely permanently destroy others’ view of you. You don’t think his wife will think he’s a perverted freak for wearing period pads as ball pillows because of the sexual pleasure he gains from it? He needs to just stop. Yes, burying secrets in the deep dark depths of your psyche can be very problematic but not if you cease the activity. He should stop and never tell anyone.

Nah, humans and especially starter humans are engineered to do that, humans have drank liquid sugars like honey and other natural syrups for millenia, you're just following your nature- like a cat to string. :)

No no, it’s ok. My uncle used to do the same thing and I have a couple of friends who still drink the little packets of syrups with straws. You good my brotha 💀

wym bro i still do this

i did this with koolaid mix and coffee grounds 😭

I used to hide sandwich bags of flour around the house and eat them straight its fine

This is relationship goals and all I've ever wanted

Yes!!!! I do this and goblin walk across the room all creepy-like

@@Random-sk6hm haha thank you so much it’s truly worth the wait

@@nbunnysnowboard pro gamer move

Which video was this from? I cant remember

thats such a dad thing to do

I love your dad sm 😭😭😭

Yeah you'd think they'd make his package sweaty af too

my guess is he's hiding the fetish side of it. they are not fluffy, like clouds, and they get sweaty in two seconds. lmao.

yea they are the absolute worst. The only time I wear them is a back up when I already have a tampon in during the first couple of days since I don't even want to risk ruining my underwear.

I actually have to disagree! Maybe not thick pads, but liners?? Hell yeah dude, them shits keep me fresh swap it on rotation.

@@Berlugabliners are comfy but pads nahhh

😂😂

This is why I deleted my account 🥹you too can set yourself free my friend :)

You can. You can train your brain if you focus on something too long and give it positive Association you can make yourself addicted to anything

My god it got worse, he's definitely addicted 😂

its okay girl, be kind tp yourself

Taking revenge creates toxicity The best Revenge is moving on

Don't let that one guy hear you 😳

Lol

every time you realize you spent any amount of time not thinking about him, consider that a win, cuz as more time passes youll think of him less and less even if it is really gradual. be kind to yourself and take every step as a victory

yessss period panties ftw!

I literally love my boxer period underwear so much that I wear them when I’m not on my period. They’re so comfortable

Can I ask you a question? I'm a guy but was wondering if you carried around a pair of extra underwear in case of period emergencies?

⁠@@Random-sk6hmas someone who uses them. No. We have a pretty good idea of when we will get our period (assuming they track it), so we can just wear them “just in case.” Also, I always carry other feminine hygiene products, no way I would carry around underwear.

@@Random-sk6hmi always keep an extra pair of underwear with me just in case because i have a heavy flow and i’ve bleed through underwear more times than i can count 😭

He is a shining star amongst the creepy degenerates in the rest of the video. Bless him 🥺

He's truly a morning person

He’s gotta work while little Gunthy is asleep.

Isn't that just getting up for work

That's like the middle of the night

7am is a pretty normal time for people to get up and go to work...

I no lie thought I was seeing things, idk why I didn't scroll back

LMAOOOO 😭😭

I literally can’t imagine watching KZfaq aloud in front of my parents let alone Cody 😭

@@thegreyladm8547too risky

I read this comment exactly as he said it, also out loud 😭

I do and I am ❤

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you're in a traffic jam, so don't be a naughty Sam.

@@Random-sk6hm that rhyme scheme was abcc and i'm concerned

yea frrr

me too

the *simp* sons

Kid, do your parents know you type this kinda sh1t on here

While I eat

Bot

Very sweet comment. Genuinely wondering because I wonder if I have it, how did you find out you have endrometris? Is there a specific screening or something I can ask for at the “regular” doctor or do you need a gynecologist to do that?

​@@rehnaanliker5931Painful menses in a young patient is what would make a doctor think of Endometriosis. Further work up would only be done by a gynecologist because it requires an ultrasound and MRI to diagnose. They don't screen for it, only those who have symptoms get further work up done

@@rehnaanliker5931 my best piece of advice is to not be seen by a normal gynecologist. Those guys are super easy to find, but they know NOTHING about the disease unfortunately. They are not adequately educated or trained on how to treat it. It is very unfortunate, but finding an endo specialist is very difficult, but 100% crucial. To be diagnosed, you have to do an exploratory laproscopy surgery. You can't find the disease, nor diagnose what stage you are without surgery. While they're in there, your specialist will do what's called excision, where they completely cut out as much of the lesions as absolutely possible. Normal gynecologists can do this laproscopy, but the most they will do is burn the top layer of a few of your lesions. It was a total waste of my time and money doing that surgery (if they say to do ablation surgery, RUN!). Also, don't get discouraged. It totally disabled me for a year and a half before I found the proper help, but now I am able to live my life. Endometriosis is normally just one piece of the puzzle since everything in our body is connected. So another issue I had to take care of was my gallbladder. I had been passing microscopic gallstones every day for years without knowing, so my gallbladder was COVERED in scar tissue functioning at a 13%. You'll most likely be in for a major battle with a million different doctors if you're journey is anything like mine has been, but just remember you deserve the best help there is. This is your life at stake, and you need to advocate for yourself until your voice is completely gone. After that, get out a pen and paper so you can still advocate for yourself. Don't give up! Get a solid support system, I just had my then boyfriend and my mom, and it destroyed many relationships I had, but you need to surround yourself with people that will fight for you as well. If you want a great resource for community, education, and finding specialists from all over the world, I HIGHLY recommend joining the Nancy's Nook Endometriosis page on Facebook. It's a private group, but it's not hard to get accepted. My mom found it, and we both follow it. That page is how we learned that my gynecologist was trying to force me into treatment that would only have more side effects than what it's worth (she wanted to force me into menopause, don't trust anyone who tries to do that to you). We also were able to find my specialist who did my excision surgery back in February of 2021 through this page, so I really do think you should join that page if you are serious about finding help and knowing more about what your body is experiencing. I'm stage 1, but don't let that fool you. You can be stage 4 and never find out, or be stage 1 and become bound to your bed for all 4 weeks of your menstrual cycle. If you have more questions for me, definitely let me know. You are totally capable of overcoming this silent disease, but don't give up.

@@Unfortunately_Mickeythat hilarious fr

@@Unfortunately_Mickey how do you write that? I'm not very fluent in English, sorry

​@@manuelb7953 You could say "he can make a bit (or sketch) hilarious" I think

This is such a scary concept to me. Like you can be walking around and someone could be turned on by the slightest thing you're doing. Makes me want to stay at home all the time lol

this is why I stay away from men because 98% of the time it is men fetishizing every day life and I will not unkowingly be subjected to that.

Maybe that guy needs that as his job he sounds like a good fit for it

If that story is real, I am almost certain that guy has autism or something adjacent. A lot of us have very specific, intense, sometimes lifelong interests.

Are you allowed to listen to music/podcasts at least?

He should apply for this job cos it would be perfect for him

can you listen to music

😂😂❤ info

It's a good thing that the parents did, getting him counseling.... What he did was.... Unfathomable

@@sarah-michellemease5622 One of my classmates when I was in school a few years ago did the exact same thing but in the corner off his bedroom wall

he talked about it like he knew all the details about this addiction and how it feels 😂 abit sus if u ask me

Exactly what I was thinking the whole time. I know someone with autism who loves maps and GPS’s.

@@sydney20489 Dude same here!! I've also got a friend who loves making his own maps and planning out his own highways and things. It's so cool to see 🔥

That shit is so beyond fucked up lmfao

I had to rewind to make sure I didn't imagine it 😂

that’s the first thing I thought as well

I have OCD too but I don't believe it's one of the 7 categories of OCD unless I'm wrong? It sounds more like he has Autism special interests to me.

i have both ocd and autism and i feel like this is more of a special interest thing. hes definitely neurodivergent tho

He could also just be really into traffic 🧍‍♂️but if he has anything it sounds more like autism to me since he seems to enjoy it rather than find it stressful or necessary in a compulsive way