WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS GRINDER: Weber SG1 Review

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Technically, it is the world's most famous grinder when you consider the history of querns... ;)
Ok, now that you're in the caption, I just want to reiterate THIS IS ALL PART OF AN ELABORATE APRIL FOOL'S JOKE! Doug Weber sent this to me for free because I thought the joke was funny. Ok. Thanks. Love to you all.
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@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Please watch until the end if confused. We love good fun here. If duped, I apologize. I am quite convincing ;) Much love and hope you enjoyed! I had fun making it. TBH I just freaking love history, so getting to play with these querns, and how it forced my hand to research, was good fun. Cheers for now! Looking forward to chatting in the comments!

@error.418 Жыл бұрын

I love history, too, and it's such a treat when you put up a video about various historical aspects of coffee

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

thank you! I love doing it. Makes it so much better when others appreciate it!

@slvrbach Жыл бұрын

But the real question is.. Can it do espresso?!?!?

@GloriousSimplicity Жыл бұрын

Did this come out a week too late?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Portuguese customs decided the joke wasn't funny enough to release it on time. They sat on it for about 10 days too long.

@OneOddFellow Жыл бұрын

This is it- This is what specialty coffee looks like to non-coffee people.

@scottscottsdale7868 Жыл бұрын

My mother in law in Madagascar has one of those old wooden hand grinder. My daughter and I enjoy grinding coffee for drip coffee for the grandparent. It works. I should adjust it for espresso.

@benhernandez9747 Жыл бұрын

Haha I was gonna say that but in more harsh words. He’s comparing something modern and has amazing results to something that has been used for thousands of years and starts singing like a mad man. I love coffee but this review is the most hipsterish propaganda ever.

@haifutter4166 Жыл бұрын

@@benhernandez9747 Paying 55k for two stones for a grinding setup? Yep. If you want one, just talk to your local stonemason. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure he will be able to make one of these for a 3 to 4 digit price.

@trentoncarr Жыл бұрын

@@haifutter4166 Did not make to the end, did you?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Someone can't read... or sniff out satire...

@ocrun6765 Жыл бұрын

I love how quiet it is, won't wake up the entire cave in the morning. Plus it looks nice on the counter next to my other bronze and stone kitchen accessories.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

ha! Waking the cave. That's a joke I wish I wouldve thought of for the video.

@TheJamesMReid Жыл бұрын

But if it causes you to break out into show tunes after drinking then it kinda defeats that purpose.

@spf8747 8 ай бұрын

Bronze and stone age*

@jonowarren3249 Жыл бұрын

$55k and it isn't even mule driven?!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

was a wee disappointed in that, tbf

@andybecker5040 Жыл бұрын

I think shipping a mule may create a logistical nightmare haha

@coreycannon4511 Жыл бұрын

The mule would have to be locally sourced.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

def locally sourced. Maybe a voucher?

@simkool77 Жыл бұрын

Mule? I pictured Victor Mature aka Samson (Samson & Delilah 1950) "The trouble you brew today, you'll drink tomorrow."😁

@zachsimsphoto5344 Жыл бұрын

You know. The main benefit here is simple. When your grinder is stone you don't have to worry about stones breaking your grinder.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

you get it!!!!

@atavax3420 Жыл бұрын

finally we can grind and brew pebbles for added stone notes in our coffee

@BigInjun05 Жыл бұрын

But paper always wins against rock

@gordonmissimer5121 Жыл бұрын

“This is the coffee I’ve been dreaming of since I was a child … This is some of the best coffee of my life” Neither of these things are true, this is either insanity, wish fulfillment or hype.

@zachsimsphoto5344 Жыл бұрын

@@gordonmissimer5121 you do understand this is a joke?

@weberworkshops9132 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the comprehensive review, Lance! Regarding the finger holes, they are actually meant to put a wooden peg into for turning leverage, but we couldn't figure out how to square off a round peg to fit in there. Any suggestions?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Will need to do some more experimenting. I imagine there will be plenty of after market 3d printed options

@crunchTwist Жыл бұрын

Couldn't you size a square peg, then use the square side to mount to a lathe for rounding?

@GonzoDonzo Жыл бұрын

I was wondering why the handle was missing

@jo.comics 7 ай бұрын

How did you manage the copyright infringement issues with the name? The Sci-Fi Network must have been difficult to deal with. Or were they so enthused about the device that they just let you have the name? It's probably that, right? Yeeeeah, I bet it's that for sure.

@tobyr21 Жыл бұрын

Lance, I can't believe you failed to mention the nutrition issue. When you grind with the SG1, some of the fines will be nearly microscopic bits of grinder stone. Then, whether you use a French Press (long exposure to the hot water) or an espresso machine (oh, that pressure!), some minerals from the stone-fines will leach out into the coffee. And then, Yes! You have essential minerals in your coffee! -toby

@Madwonk 11 ай бұрын

While this is a joke, the amount of ash content is literally the difference between "french" style flour and "american" style (which is much more fine and without the impurities useful for some types of breadmaking). It's why early American bureaucrats/founding fathers had to import pasta from Europe, it took a while to figure out why the American-grown stuff didn't work right!

@SaltExarch Жыл бұрын

"This is a high-retention grinder" and "RDT doesn't really help" had me dying! The whole video is hilarious but those lines are criminally underrated

@tummy_fritters Жыл бұрын

I like that you don't have to worry about buying 120 or 220 volt (also helpful for resale). One problem with all these reviews, though, is that they sneak in the accessories like the magic tumbler. I get that I can just buy the SG1, but now that I've seen the workflow with the tumbler, I feel like I have to get that too. P.S. The white set is like a shot of sunshine into the Lance Hedrick experience.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

hahaha! I love this comment. $55k grinder, doesn't bat an eye. Sneak in an accessory? CURSE YOU! hahaha And thank you! I hope you enjoy the look of the set.

@DrewDoesWhatever Жыл бұрын

Real question: how did the stone beans actually taste?

@farshnuke 5 ай бұрын

I am new to the channel so I need to see if there is also a playlist of Lance trying weird coffee things.

@Wildblood Жыл бұрын

I was going to get these, but then I heard SSP were going to release polished marble burrs, that not only have more precise machined grooves, but really help with the retention issue.

@Sinisterg60 Жыл бұрын

Hugo bringing gravity to the video with "I prefer this one." Made me chuckle 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

what's funny is that wasn't "gravity." He genuinely preferred that cup (as did i). 100% serious

@AR-jx1sy Жыл бұрын

I have used one of this in India growing up for rice, and spice grinding. My parents had them handed down to them by their parents and grandparents

@austinfreyrikrw6651 Жыл бұрын

Yes, stone mills can be used for grinding coffee. Although these days, they are mostly used to make Japanese powdered green tea (matcha). Large producers use machines to turn the stone mills themselves, of course.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

correct! Very much still used around the world in many applications.

@Bubreherro Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrick imagine using the same grinder for coffee and matcha in the morning, when you have different preferences from your partner.. can’t imagine the taste of your beverage for choice

@Valspartame_Maelstrom Жыл бұрын

I got 2. one to take camping!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

oh jeez. that would be rough. The exchange would be heavy. Every cup would be half and half haha!

@mikni4069 Жыл бұрын

We still use it for flour where I live

@adriancarp3476 8 ай бұрын

I was not expecting content of the highest quality. I am going back to the old days. Thank you! New sub!

@Bubreherro Жыл бұрын

Imagine having to send this in the mail to one of your patreons! Hefty shipping cost

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

If I actually had bought this, it'd 10/10 go to a patreon

@AnotherAnonymousMan Жыл бұрын

This is why Lance is arguably the best in the business. Nobody bothers to go into this level of depth these days. We've just witnessed the birth of IOB scale & I think it's time for the coffee community to start taking "Induced Operatic Baritone" seriously as a metric for coffee quality.

@TheGussy44 Жыл бұрын

Funny to think that your entire career as a coffee professional and KZfaqr has actually just been a lead up to your audition for Jean Vajean on Broadway. Pretty keen to see how the coffee based version of Les Miserables pans out.

@error.418 Жыл бұрын

Man, solid point about RPM control. It's almost harder to get this over 60 RPM.

@starlight25727 Жыл бұрын

Yes! This one is for outdoor camping coffee lovers 🤩

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

absolutely. Just toss it on your back and explore the wild!

@BensCoffeeRants Жыл бұрын

Too bad you didn't get it earlier and co-ordinated the video release for April 1st. Very educational! You did get me curious how it would taste, I can't imagine the grind consistency being very uniform.

@deonmarsh6849 Жыл бұрын

An absolute gem, Lance. Bravo and thank you for keeping coffee fun! 😂

@Krypt-Nick Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love that you did a review of this. That SG-1 is truly legendary. 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Haha thank you! Had some fun with it

@OutOfNamesToChoose Жыл бұрын

Finally, a rock solid grinder!

@slvrbach Жыл бұрын

Badum.. Ting! 🥁

@Dwyane1st Жыл бұрын

This grinder has been such a classic within societies for millennia! And modding is something enthusiasts have been doing all the time. One most common and useful mod was attaching a rotating handle on the upper burr, which vastly improves efficiency. Another popular one, albeit mostly among more prominent, affluent families, was attaching your livestock to the grinder and let it do all the work. The best thing about this mod is that you, the owner, is totally freed from the labour work.

@Madeyro Жыл бұрын

There is also an advanced mod where you connect it to running water or use strong wind. That way, the work is completely free for you.

@Dwyane1st Жыл бұрын

@@Madeyro True. Although to make this advanced mod working properly and efficiently you have to build quite sizable attachments for your grinder, like a water wheel. Not to mention one needs to live next to a river. Such luxuries (or prerequisites) are the culprit that these mods never caught on with the majority. Real shame.

@6minus3minus2 Жыл бұрын

I heard Hario is dropping a handheld version of these soon. Using the same Hokkaido stones that have been traditionally used to make glutinous rice flour.

@pierretharreau4862 5 ай бұрын

by far the best grinder video on KZfaq, seriously funny and amazingly put together!

@Eklektik190 Жыл бұрын

Can’t remember if I’ve ever laughed so hard on a coffee related video, amazing job

@manveruppd Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I remember being strapped onto one of these when I was a young Cimmerian boy and my village was raided by Thulsa Doom, now ten years later I look like an Austrian bodybuilder and have a crippling caffeine addiction.

@vincentaemerson Жыл бұрын

Here I was considering making my own, and Weber beats me to it. Congrats! Great video Lance. Such a convincing role you played that I was reaching for my wallet.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

haha! Thank you!

@pack.50milkst Жыл бұрын

This video made my day man! I love how you explain it! So so so so much ♥

@slvrbach Жыл бұрын

Thanks Lance, I needed a good chuckle this morning! 🤣

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

haha glad you enjoyed it!!

@christophernicholas778 Жыл бұрын

For about 10 minutes I’m watching this thinking, “what on God’s green planet is going on? This must be fake but the history is so interesting so I will keep watching.” Then the opera during the tasting was the piece de resistance, utterly amazing and hilarious. Well done good sir, well done.

@La_sagne Ай бұрын

with every other coffee youtuber you wouldve known immediately (even the hoff) but with lance you can never be sure

@jackharington3126 Жыл бұрын

I hear this was originally slated to come out earlier, but Doug Webber forgot that Lance prefers to have a grinder for at least a month before publishing his review. Now looking forward to the Hoffman’s review, though I heard that’s been delayed by almost a year!

@MarkNeveu 10 ай бұрын

🤣Your most entertaining video to date. Loved it! Thank you for making it, had me rolling.

@lexper7244 Жыл бұрын

This channel is a rabbit hole, i wish i hadnt find it, it has costed me a lot of money and frustration, but im also glad i found it

@maxwiz71 Жыл бұрын

It says a lot about the coffee world that plenty of people would believe this and some would pay $50k for it 😂

@arnoldschwarzenecker5819 Жыл бұрын

Definitely interested, what about supply of spare parts, incase one of the stones chip? And how long does it take to season the stones?

@maximusdarja Жыл бұрын

This showed up in a pack of Star Gate videos and is simply amazing. That intro! Thanks. :D

@jeremyf1901 2 ай бұрын

This is the best review of any product I’ve ever seen in my 37 years as a human on planet earth.

@MrHarlequin2316 Жыл бұрын

It’s actually only $500 - shipping is $54,500

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Ha! So true

@coreycannon4511 Жыл бұрын

30 years ago I saw a pair of B&W speakers that were 2m tall, weighed in at 500kg and cost an eye watering $25,000CAD; half of which was shipping from Britain.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

holy crap. that's actually mental. this is at least a joke haha!

@coreycannon4511 Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrick my bad. The weight was ½ a tonne: 1000 kilos. Shipping included assembly in your home. At ¼ tonne per speaker, no feng shui-ing your room after that!!

@RTReview. 8 ай бұрын

@@coreycannon4511 a Tonne = 1000 kg 1/2 a Tonne = 500 kg.

@ggrahame09 Жыл бұрын

Lance could you do an old vs new comparison video? The SG1 in a head to head with my favourite way of enjoying coffee, having it's particles smashed to pieces by the Large Hadron Collider, it gives uniformity like nothing else.

@EZLogikal 3 ай бұрын

Hahaha watching this not on April fools day is a trip. Good one, Lance 😂

@DJ-Art-Morris 3 ай бұрын

This was awesome. I’ve subscribed goodsir 🙌🏼

@lizcademy4809 Жыл бұрын

Wonderful!!! I love that interesting, real history was mixed in ... plus Lance had the exact right mix of "pretentious coffee geek" and "pure Lance" to make this off the charts entertainment. If I could give this 12 Likes, I would. The only drawback is that the video should have been released on the same day the Niche Duo was released.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

yeah! It is a bummer. I originally planned for an april 1 release, but portuguese customs had other plans. I even called and explained it was an april 1 joke and they didn't seem to find it very funny lol

@miguelabreumacedo Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrickWas it made in Portugal or was it delivered to Portugal? As soon as I saw it I was like “That looks a lot like those very old granite flour mills used for decoration nowadays” ahahahah I was thinking you were insane then I saw the description and it all made sense. One of the best April’s fools jokes I’ve ever seen

@jonathanVA44 Жыл бұрын

Lance being Napoleon Dynamite: "Do you smell that? You probably can't." (11:16)

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

ND is def an inspiration

@levindoq Жыл бұрын

My man, you stepped up your editing game a lot. Congrats

@wadeduvall7026 Жыл бұрын

A few days late but I can't believe you got me to watch the full 17min. Well done.

@andybecker5040 Жыл бұрын

450mm stone burrs....the next BIG thing in specialty coffee!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

bigger is always better, I hear. at least, that's what they say in texas

@Ryot_ Жыл бұрын

Man it looks like a must have for hand grinder enthusiasts! Can't wait for Daddy Hoff to test the SG1 with a Bripe 😎 Though I doubt that 2000 years of "innovation" could even come close to competing with the bent handle on my C40 🤨. That's the real game changer! Weber really need to step up their R&D.

@brentwalker8596 6 ай бұрын

Your tongue in cheek delivery was hilarious.

@malitrabakul701 4 ай бұрын

Humor at its best! 👌🏻 Thank you.

@dat_bouy Жыл бұрын

The niche killer!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Niche DEMOLISHER

@philcarter9738 Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrick if you dropped it on one yes, yes it would 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

haha! it is truly the titan grinder.

@lizcademy4809 Жыл бұрын

This thing TOTALLY CRUSHES the niche!

@Grandier Жыл бұрын

this thicc boi grinds coffee, makes a good arm exercise, and a good weight for deadlifts in the morning too. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

the best morning routine of all time.

@georgedestacpoole9297 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely fantastic content

@dmdrosselmeyer Жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I honestly never would have guessed a few days ago when I saw this thing on 4/1 that you'd be making a video with it! Super fun and informative, love it my dood!!

@geekyboytop Жыл бұрын

I was almost fooled because it is like 10 days past April fools!

@samueljung2165 Жыл бұрын

Wow i still have one at home that my grandma used to make tofu out of. We normally put a stick on top as the handle. It really gives out fine even ground if you do it slow and steady. Oh and it takes A LOT of break in practices. Then it may actually be the grinder you dreamt of no joke.

@allisono.363 5 ай бұрын

One really needs to season those burrs.

@samueljung2165 5 ай бұрын

@@allisono.363 yeah thats exactly the word i was looking for thanks

@jennifermarchlewski1607 Жыл бұрын

I was considering getting a flat burr grinder but, my husband says he will not let another coffee contraption into our house. I think I can pass the SG1 off as fitness gear. 🏋️‍♀️💪☕

@Acontinouslean Жыл бұрын

I had a great time waking up and watching this 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

haha good! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

@AlexJohn75 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh ....😂 ! Excellent idea!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed it!!

@bongo6891 Жыл бұрын

I can never tell when you are serious or joking, Lance. XD Was it actually that good?! EDIT: I just read the description. I loved what you said at the end about rediscovering the style of grinding though :D

@jo.comics 7 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna eyeball how much I need" is the most unbelievable sentence in this video somehow 😂

@tjt6966 Жыл бұрын

Can you smell that? Probably can't... great fun Lance.

@cadensadkovich Жыл бұрын

Amazing upload lance 🙏

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

ha thank you, Caden!

@wakeawaken430 Жыл бұрын

Can i take two? One for espresso and one for cold brew? My house is already on eBay

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

probably can figure out a dual bopper type situation

@mixswist Жыл бұрын

Yesterday I just thought, if James Hoffmann try fried coffee why there are no one try using a matcha grinder to grind coffee. And here he is.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

haha! For real!

@emieljosef8944 9 ай бұрын

Amazing! I love how there's almost no retention with this grinder. Weber made a winner here. Sold the EG 1 the second this was announced. Its been 3 months and I'm still on their waiting list. I can almost taste the dirt.

@gro967 8 ай бұрын

This is by far the best Weber parody I have ever seen 😂

@cha1ny104 Жыл бұрын

Did this do well in a marker test?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

this is pre marker. Its the chalk test.

@giatomm Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, when I started getting into coffe I thought the EG1 was the most hipster grinder one could buy. The SG1 proved me dead wrong

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

ha! SG1- the MOST hipster

@Prato321 Жыл бұрын

I saw this just now and OMG 😂 This is GOLDEN. Love it

@davethong Жыл бұрын

Great video, totally enjoyed it!

@UncleSkiBum Жыл бұрын

What did lance say when it snowed?? Burrrr 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

it's true! I do say this. At the same time, my teeth chatter so quickly it's like a b(l)urr

@sandrochiavaro7831 Жыл бұрын

Late April fools? Lol👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼love it 😂

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

hahaha!

@Soulsuitcase Жыл бұрын

This is so eloquently entertaining. Please make an asmr video with this contraption.

@cade5400 Жыл бұрын

I was originally very confused why this was published mid April 😂 Great video, Burr Man!

@chrish297 Жыл бұрын

How was the actual taste?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

it actually wasn't bad. It was pretty solid, for real. And Hugo's reaction was 100% genuine. He told me after the camera was off he 100% preferred that cup. The grounds were actually solid.

@chrish297 Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrick That's epic. Thank you for the update.

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

of course!

@didierbellemare3244 Жыл бұрын

Can we also get a video of Lance just singing?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

maybe.... but probably not ha!

@nzSkitzo 4 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness this video is what I needed = D

@alexsparky7182 Жыл бұрын

Phew... glad I made it to the end to hear the disclaimer while I was on hold with my bank. I was seconds away from remortaging my home after your reaction to the SG1 tasting.

@ryansonfire Жыл бұрын

I'm glad Weber has time to make jokes and not send me replacement parts or answer my emails. Haha guys you got us! Did you send sprometious this for testing?

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

sorry that happened to you! shocked to read that, actually. and why are you asking me if I sent something to sprometheus? I have zero financial affiliation with weber. I bought my eg1 AND hg2 out of pocket. he sent me this for a joke from his house in japan but i'll be shipping it back soon. i'm shocked raymond hasn't responded.

@ryansonfire Жыл бұрын

Comment was about Weber and not you Lance. Ive been trying to reach someone in the customer service for more than a week with no response. Also they called sprometious a childish name after a review and it kind of sums up the company in general.

@obsessedcloset2638 Жыл бұрын

This is what put me off Weber so I bought a CEADO E37Z hero.

@jmeyering11 Жыл бұрын

@@LanceHedrick Sprometheus is in the middle of a little tiff with Weber...and the fanbois are taking the beef everywhere. It's all pretty silly.

@austinglenn2417 Жыл бұрын

REJECT MODERNITY EMBRACE R O C C

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

If you're not embracing rocc, wtf you embracing? Modernity is so last decade.

@corentinmarin1767 3 ай бұрын

14:41 is just the best part of the video hahahahahaha damn bruh Lance you killed me dude !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tammasus 7 ай бұрын

I was expecting a “but if you call now, we will send you not one but two heavy rocks!!” At the end

@Ddiakova Жыл бұрын

The best video on coffee grinders I have seen in a while 😄 Also, can I say that your singing is great haha! You should consider a carpool karaoke style video 😁🙏🏻

@QuinCarter 9 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. How did I miss this?! 😂😂😂😂

@dtrane86 Жыл бұрын

I love a les mis reference. The more I watch your videos the more I’m convinced you’d be a great best friend 😂

@helmoloti Жыл бұрын

This had me going for so long 😂 I can’t even!

@LanceHedrick Жыл бұрын

Haha! Love it! Love that you enjoyed it. Cheers!

@ericn.s.7763 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂… keep up the great work😊!… seriously!

@AlokSomani 5 ай бұрын

You got me. I couldn't take you seriously and you had me questioning anything you've ever said until the end of the video, lol.

@khalid0790 Жыл бұрын

I love you man 😂😂😂😂you were so convincing 😂

@sabrinalee2976 Жыл бұрын

Wonderful grinder! After watching your review I almost bit the bullet and bought one myself :) I'm a bit disappointed that it didn't come with a catch cup, but I guess you can't have everything