Me, eating a peanut butter, chili sauce and pickled onion sandwich because i can't sleep and forgot to go to the shops yesterday: "really?" *slicks back hair and tests breath. Instantly gassing myself into dreamless oblivion*

@MissAkashiya you're beautiful. Have a great day

***** Okay, advice for undeath.

Uhh, I don't know how to give my GF oral... What would Ashens do?

Unless its Luncheon meat...

I doubted that i would pass my exams...... This advice didn't help

+Zerklass chew the carpet, friend chew the carpet

it always reminds me of Weird Al.

Cheese whiz is a spread and not a spray.

@@TheJinxCast no it’s a spray, it’s in a can and is sprayed out like whipped cream

@@gormless-idiot It's in a jar, sold by Kraft.

@@TheJinxCast Never seen it

Damn you!!! i said exactly that out loud the second Ashens said that, scrolled down to find you'd beaten me to the punch! . . . . Well played sir, well played :-)

Shut the food up

ChickenPika that's because they use Mexicans and Canadians to save money.

With Trump elected, it’s now primarily the Chinese.

@@Big_Loo Wouldn't it taste like maple syrup taco spread in that case? Sounds even better than cheese.

Everyone who is American knows the cheddar flavored spray cheese is better. Yes I do like eating it. The cheddar version only.

Its like they dont know they're actually tentacles.

​@@twistedaxles9126you'd have thought a Japanese person would know what tentacles are

@@twistedaxles9126 They're actually arms. Tentacles are the usually longer ones that have the paddle shape at the end with the suckers, whereas arms have suckers all the way down. Squids and cuttlefish have ten limbs. Eight arms and two tentacles. Octopuses have no tentacles, but eight arms.

English accent southern to be precise 😊

*with a pretentious face*

+zackscotty So 'southern english accent'? Ashens is from some place called norfolk or norwich right?

Being from Norfolk myself a proper Norfolk accent doesn't sound like this it's a lot thicker he sounds more like Norwich area or somewhere north in Norfolk where the accent is sorta everywhere.

+zackscotty well to be precise Norwich/Norfolk is actually in the East and all our news etc is East Anglian news

I am thot, eat my spread

*Ashens 2014

@LeviathanRX Same here:) just found his channel today._.

Ikr i don't think I'd be really into watching the kinds of videos he does if it was literally any other youtuber doing them. He's quite unique lmao

"An Excellent Channel"

hes pretty funny

It's the Britishness in him. We charm you to your death with our stupid accents lmao

Yeah Japanese sticky notes are cute :3

Awwwww lol :3

I bought some just so I could have em :3

Came here to say that omg

Jared Clausen u right

To be fair, that was a request from several movie backers.

Wasn’t it this actual tin? I loved that video, him and Barry are great together

@@trinityrhino Chances are that was the most recent tin he received.

He needs to try a 30 year old can of it ha ha ha ha.🤔😒😔🤮😁😂

@@aztecwhistle9122 I don't think rotten fish can go bad to be completely honest.

And strangely a lot of food particularly candies and cakes I worked at a place that did molecular gastronomy and they used it just to lighten the colours of some foods. I feel like titanium shouldn't be ingested

@Moth boy As a metalhead I resent that statement.

@@janemba42 just take a bite out of your vinyl, then you ate metal :D

It's safe. You can find it in literally any candy/confectionery product.

@@yankis. That's not how it works. There is plenty of research and studies that you can find on the internet proving that in large doses, especially if it gets absorbed into the blood stream, can cause severe immune deficiencies and even some types of cancers. Just because it's being used doesn't automatically make it safe, that is terrible and stupid logic. It's so commonly used because it's the 9th most common element of the planet, and again that doesn't automatically make it ok.

Lol you have amused me, have a like!

Judging by your profile picture, I don't want to know where you're tickling them.

MisterMajora dbz/s for the win

+BuffaloBeef I love it so much xD

BuffaloBeef AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA that was bad 😂😂😂😂

ChickenPika Or cancer.

Meh. Cancium.

ChickenPika "An excellent YTP source"

Lawl Mart "An excellent reply to an old post."

yoyoyoshio267 "An excellent shut the fuck up already"

Fuck's sake I'm laughing my head off even more now

LMFAO, this is the second best comment ever

Just like Girl Scout Cookies...

Jayce ha ha ha lol

Tastes like FREEDOM you filthy commie!

"Totally Not going to Kill you and/or Turn you into A Pink Ghoul- IN A CAN!!!!!" :D

Alissa Grey for all your vault nutrition

Alissa Grey oh yeah that pink shit

Suddenly Blackery. Good evening!

40,3% Fat. 0,1% Protein. 100% FREEDOM.

Goo Go and 99.9% unoriginal.

like the pancake commercial "- What do they taste like? - 'mericuh ..." Also, hai.

not with the nsa haha

This man knows his cheese!

Also his "cheese food" 😂

Ah the Americans - ruining everything since 1750. Including cheese apparently.

@@RadagonTheRed? I mean. The French literally let their cheese mold. That is genuinely ruining it. Like… honestly. You wouldn’t eat moldy bread, would you?? But nooooo it “enhances the flavor.” It’s just food designed for different pallets. American cheese just uses the leftovers of the cheese making process, so that nothing is waisted.

@@LinkiePup The mold present in blue cheese is intentionally introduced and isn’t the product of rot like in mouldy bread. You’re making a false equivalence there.

Hey if that Korean food porn thing comes over to the west I'll be the first Nigga to join the crowd. and I never follow the crowd.

ok

+Milic Milicevic well that is the fastest reply I've ever had on YT. Im fockin hungry mate

i just ate my food the cesond i got the notification

+Milic Milicevic *second not cecond

Adam ragusea uses it to

typically actually they are blacker in color so not really even blue really XD but maybe they say blue because it is somewhat blue i think at certain stages and because it sort of has similarities to blueberries

and really i think blueberries sometimes hover closer to purple but still are closer than the raspberries XD

Reminds me of Blue Raspberry Slush Puppies... was my favourite flavour back in the day! :D

You can get blue grapes too. The weirdest unexpected blue coloured object I have ever scene was on an episode of 'Embarrasing bodies' where Dr Christian had a patient that had a problem with his penis, and when he shipped it out he had a blue BELL-END! But it turns out that the blue bell-end wasn't even the problem (it was erectile distinction of some kind) and blue is within the acceptable range of bell-end colours. I, having only ever seen my own, assumed that most were in the pinky/purple/red/brown spectrum depending on your racial background. But nope. Blue like a blue plum. Also yellow, white and orange bell-end colours are available. How the fuck a remark about blueberry's/raspberries leads on to me commenting about blue glans I don't know. But there you go. Thanks Embarrassing Bodies. When they say you can't unsee stuff, it's true.

@@mrbrown2186 😂😂😂😂

Just found out that kid was voiced by Pauly Shore. Makes sense.

Gryffydd David as an American citizen I've tried it and you are not missing much I actually hated it

Gryffydd David Well, live and learn I guess.

I'd say the cheese spray isn't bad like people say. Its definitely heavily processed and has preservatives but it's kinda what you would expect

Gryffydd David It’s basically just cheap cheese spread, it’s a base of cheese with various milk solids and fats to make it emulsified and spreadable (and shelf stable). Was invented as a wartime ration. It’s not the worst, I guess, but no one is pretending it’s gourmet haha! It basically just tastes like salt. Not that bad but I certainly wouldn’t recommend it over real cheese lol.

HOLY SHIT. Right when Ashens mentioned surstromming, I immediately thought of A3k puking. And there you are...

Wait.. you watch Ashens?

Well look who it is, Man you guys are everywhere.That's more of a good thing than a bad thing though.

didn't know you guys follow ashens, nice, haha

Woahhh. Total respect from you guys for watching Ashens!

Reale Treasures yeah, wait i have a question do your dollar stores have 1 dollar 3 liters

FarTooManyPizzasForYou yes

@@ghoulishgoober3122 Yes. They're garbage.

Dollar tree has some actual name brand food stuff but for the most part, their frozen section is an atrocity, like their frozen fish fillets and "steak", which I'm scared to try.

@@lordowl3533 fish is ok. Steak is tiny, thin, and contains added liquids. More like steakums meat.

Only swedish folks up votes this comment :)

Sebastian Grünfeld That's probably true. The funny thing is I'm not swedish. I'm what they "lovingly" (at least used to) call a "finn jävel", a Finnish bastard. Let's see how many down votes this comment gets ;)

***** The problem is that people don't know how it is eaten. They remove the skin and guts and just scrape off the jellified meat onto some kind of flat bread and add some toppings to further mask the flavor. The boneheads outside of Sweden eat the fish right out of the can guts, skin and all.

blodguizer The thing about it though is that the flavor _does_ still need to be masked. It's loved not because it's good, but because it's traditional. A tradition that arose around _not starving_ rather than because it's enjoyed..

LOCK YOUR DOORS BOYS

Happy birthday

Hippy bath day as in jack howard

No, no no. Columbia from Bioshock Infinite floats in the air! Not Slubville! :P

You just ruined the entire point of the comment.

Yup. ;)

I laughed so hard

fuckin died

i lost it for 15 minutes

ujustgotpwned2008 what did you lose I'll help you find it

the Dankness *It

The Zigzagman every country has their trashy war-time ration food. Ours just happens to be fluorescent orange.

@@riven4121 Yeah, just like that.

This is a really interesting comment thread!

I feel like that counts as animal cruelty.

How could you have margarine that was 13 years old?

@@thorn6070 I was house sitting for my parents and there was no butter left for toast and I remembered that my mum had a baking cupboard. So in the back of this cupboard was some margarine in a tub - turns out it had been in there since I'd had baking lessons in school 13 years earlier...

i really like the pepper in the red tins

Your a very strange man

The name brand stuff is okay. I go there for junk food on occasion. Cheap name brand chips and candy. But any of the dollarama brand food is playing chinese roulette with your digestive system.

I love that dollarama tuna lol. No no not really, it is fricken gross.

Their dolmades are great but good lord their cheap canned veg and meat is completely unpalatable

The Chaos Dragoness I LOVE PROCESSED CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chaos Dragoness What does it actually taste like lol I've never had it (don't really see it in England)

The Chaos Dragoness My moms friend brought some from trumpland to Canada so we could try some and it was good.

"made with real cheese" somewhere in the building

Welcome to America. It's what we have to do here.

Objection! Phoenix Wright lives in Japan.

CANDYBREAKER3000 OBJECTION! In the North American and European releases the game is set in Los Angeles.

+MrsKatya117 Hold It! You mean to tell me that a game with slight translation makes it from a different area of the world?

CANDYBREAKER3000 Not so fast! Given he is a fictional character he can be perceived differently around the world!

+MrsKatya117 (Edgeworth): That was pointless.

..For some reason when you said "The fruit cake" I assumed you were reffering to Ashens..

LeDonutMan That wouldn’t be wrong xD

I think companies that make foods are legally required to state if their product uses artificial flavourings

If made well it can be delicious but I think it needs to be distiled before consummation

Dammit, I just woke up my neighbors from my explosive laughter. XD

Not to mention it is delicious! Some potato, onion and bread and Ashen will be eating it like a Swede.

I heard theres quite a bit of salt in Surströmming. There can never be enough salt on a fish for my taste :3

I've never heard of food that you have to open underwater. Don't know why one would bother when you can eat food that you don't have to submerge in water that's just as good if not better because it doesn't attempt to murder you when you open the tin.

monkeyhorserider What? No. Urban cities just don't have a lot of pools (aside from the YMCAs) and very few of them are seaside. When given the chance we are all in on hanging out in a pool or watery type place.

***** Smoked fish with lots of salt FTW :D !

You may have just drank it too fast. Maybe try it in a nice glass with a hint of lime.

What evil fucks we are.

Cheapskate, VA

Cheapskate, VA

Cheapskate, VA

+ShortFingeredShreder The Hampton Roads city hierarchy goes: Virginia Beach>Norfolk>Portsmouth>Suffolk>Chesapeake. Grant it, each place has it's own issue(Virginia beach and it's douchey, privileged beach kids is a good example), but Chesapeake shines as the worst with it's horrible infrastructure and swampy scent in the air.

@@Teddythebear876 Alright we get it

+Kingwut117 I literally had to pause the video and take a moment to collect myself after also losing it. I'm starting to love this man.

Kingwut117 I've seen people here laughing like seals about it in the comments, and I have no idea why it's funny.

Good luck finding normal food to eat there.

5:21

I've got a three year old can of value beans in my cupboard. I'm waiting for them to get really old and then send them to a desperately poor indie developer who will eat anything to go with their Tesco Everyday Value Instant Noodles.

That just sounds so dirty to me :)

I completely agree with you on that one I have loved Ashens for several years now and his videos are amazing

Dash Lambda I think Surstruming is worse

Dash Lambda To be fair, the century egg was accidental

Dash Lambda century egg isnt half as bad lol

Honestly I'd rather pop an entire century egg in my mouth than even _smell_ Surstromming.

Century eggs are actually pretty good. At least the ones had in China.