Lore drop! In-universe, the Crucio Siege Tank was the replacement for the Arclite Siege Tank from SC1. So yes, in SC1 they were called Arclite cannons.

"I have played over 21000 games and I am hardstuck in bronze, I know a hack when I see one" - Professor (who is very clearly not a professor in anything at all)

Best lesson of all time from salt mines is rock has no counter in rock,paper,scissors

7:32 "negative micro" LOL

A professor being angry about a doctor being better than him is the most beautiful metaphor for academia.

I've played this Professor guy before, I actually submitted a rep with a game against this guy. I think he must be trolling, because he said the same things in my game against him, almost word for word.

that 21000 games line had me falling off my chair :D

Siege Tanks were Arclite in SC1 and Crucio in SC2, yeah. I think the campaign unit description on the hyperion had a note on that.

I knew you were gonna fuck up and say it on accident lmao Bleep was the best part of the video xD love the vids!

I made a smiley-face out of nothing but manner mules once.. right under the dude's last remaining Rax that he was floating to the corner, so I *absolutely* know that he saw it. 😂

36:03 "Flacid Banshee"! 😂 That's my new insult Awesome spelunking in the salt mine my good sir. Love it! ♥

That last one was epic. And your "high value" promo 35:23 was the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

I laughed so hard when you said "laughing at a literal ogre"

"Running around with his flaccid banshees" I'm dead 😂36:06

First game is delusion (or alcoholism) in motion. Second game is Average Arcturus Mengsk Dominion Fan vs Average Raynor's Raiders Enjoyer

38:25 --> Every time i beat an NA player on Asia, they start. But, they use the N-word, despite playing on asia server. Very smart people :)

This reminds me of the time I defended a 1 base bc rush with a 2 base +2 air weapon mothership rush

I wish I had my replay from when I was still gold (I'm diamond now with only 3 fingers on my left hand!). A protoss cannon rushed me, I ignored it and built a mediavac. Floated all buildings and ferried my scv's to another safer base. I continued with what I was doing and did the ol Stim A move right into his base. His investment into that cannon rush left him so exposed. Other player raged like a liberal arts major at me because Terran are so op and broken and only round eyes play Terran. Chef's kiss.

I'd wager CheeseMonsta is an ESL instructor living in Korea. That would explain his assuming his opponent's ethnicity - the word (Korean for country/kingdom) was first picked up by American soldiers during the Korean war, but usage ramped up during Vietnam (inaccurate usage, but more soldiers involved and more movies about it). It would also explain his hostility - a number of ESL instructors grow notoriously bitter the longer they live there. The initial appeal of high hourly wages, short work day, and free housing becomes a trap as with each passing year of their resume containing only "speak language of my birth in front of children at prompting of colleague who does all the work" makes their prospects of landing a job back home dwindle. The salt for these types is real, and at the same time, totally deserved. Tragicomic.

low plat for the last game lol?!? PiG, don't insult me like that!

That moment you don't actually know the slur being blocked out

I always wonder how they feel when they see the game on youtube afterward ^^

haha negative micro.... something I have never seen in my life before :D

Had a good laugh watching this hahaha

"our anger stems from our own failure directed at others" wow. Deep. And sounds right.

Fajow hahahaha... Where did that come from Pig? Gotta love your French...

Hey @PiGStarcraft are there quick ways in a game to mute the chat if the opponent is abusive?

8:23 Called it before the words even left PiG's mouth. Absolute donkey. I love it.

Cheese monster salt was like that salt that’s been stored in a super humid environment that has lost its taste and makes your food taste like it came from Florencio s sewage-pantry

I think CheeseMonsta's strat is to be as repulsive a human being as possible so people leave and he counts it as a W.

I love the deep dives into the psyche of the salty ragers.

I fucking love how you did so well this whole episode with censorship then riiiight at the very end you drop that amazing G bomb right on us. Fucking amazing AHAHAHAHA

So when do we get a “salt mine bingo card” pig? Hacks X race is overpowered All you have to do is a move Demonetizable words Cursing opponent or opponents family All micro stops because player is typing Silver league turrets I can’t think of much more but I’m sure other people can think of some good ones

There is something wonderful about a doctor vs the professor 1v1. 😊 I just imagine the professor whining "I'm a doctor too!" ​It's also deliciously ironic to see someone so incapable of learning, calling themselves professor. 😊

I have to go check my replays, pretty sure I played professor and he said the same thing to me. I was thinking it was similar but with the whole now you lose your account and so sad for you, I’m positive it’s the same guy

Pls summarise all insults and make a tier list of them one day :D

for some reason, at the very end, when he said "and lots iof it" i fucking lost it

Cheese monster should try cutting the dairy from his diet, sheesh. So many weirdos out there!

Good thing I brought some meat to cure during this trip into the salt mine

I've already played against Professor several times...I don't know how often my account should be toast. Also tells the obligatory trash like here...that guy has mental issues, whilst playing and telling the same shit (21000 games, noober, whatever) over and over again.

23:27 Slur counter? 🤔

i love the compliment in their racism btw. "oh youre better than me? you must be a dirty (insert race here)" lmao

Love these movies 👍💪

How does one spend time on 21k games and not have any self reflection into attitude or improving skill. I really don't understand some people.

I like the avatar you use for KZfaq on this channel, I think it would make a good logo to blow up for merch… Well only if you wanted to go that design route, like then it’d be awesome as long as they’re tasteful and nice desirable shirts front and back. (Was getting ads about your clothing…. Just my two cents. 🤔)

Ok, "hook" and "dog" out of the same person is a new one to me. Apparently dog is one of the worst things someone from China will call you. Like, that's the "tell me you're from China without telling me you're from China" insult. So that's a bit weird. Ah well, good episode Pig!

I remember studying all replays and playing against quite a few map hackers , but at bronze to plat elo they'd waste so much time looking at my base that it made them play worse, just learn critical scouting timings

Love me some salt mines. My favorite was "kill your family rat" that guy must have hated rats lol i am a terran player and i notice its mostly terran players with the most salt. I can understand it because you can't just usually build 1 type of unit and win witj terran as easily. I have been playing random lately and i definitely noticed that terran requires the most skill and finesse. I do great when i play as Zerg or protoss. This is just fun to watch

Worrying to see Cheese-Mon necroposting a bit of Russell Crowe's Romper Stomper... Keep the dream alive, I guess...?

I'm going to go out on a limb here I dont think that guy is a professor of anything.

I like salt, but man... that first game. Assuming there's any real skill or that hacks are actually useful at that level of play... that's pure copium. And I say that being about Gold. Anyone could wreck me more often than not just by having a build order. I could see the Starport being built through the fog of war and go "hurrr.. durrr... Void Rays" like I was going to do anyway, but I forgot about Probe production for 20 seconds and am now floating 800 minerals just to reach that conclusion. (And then the Starport is just for Medivacs that instantly A-move to their death over my Silver-league cannons and you tell me how I'm supposed to use maphacks at my level)

i love bronze league heroes salt. so funny.

We call that first game salt strat, the tRump,

I didn't know what g--k meant or even was a word. Thought gronk was censored and was like "that's bannable!?" So I looked up gronk and kept trying different searches of it to see why it's so awful now. Then I was like "wait he only changed 1 letter for runt so maybe it's just 1 letter for hook" and yea didn't find any info about it but it's listed as a slur.

Not just vietnam war, they used that slur in korean war too

man i'd be the type of player who'd come in, destroy my opponent's army, then simply sit and destroy every unit as it comes out with no intention of killing him until he rage quits.

33:48 thats like child molesters and killers that go to prison. Even prisoners have standards lol

I have down ranked while playing the games out, it wasnt on purpose.... but it happened.

This is why Doctors make more money than Professors.

Pig has it right, it's trying to waste your apm and concentration; ignore it, kill it, mock it in chat afterwards.

Negative micro! Haha

Pig, why did I place in platinum after winning 10 games against a.i?? I was getting my a$$ whooped but now stable, is this a glitch? Don't we start from bronze?

idk which one is worse, the first game or second game.

I think you’re right. I think some of the players think “if I have to lose my video game, you have to lose your cool” which is why not responding works so well against them, because then they are losing their game AND they lose any chance at losing gracefully

Assuming an average game duration of 10 minutes, professor would have 2100 Minutes of play time. If I would have this much play time and be still this bad at micro, I too would be frustrated

@PiG I just had someone accuse me of hacking and reported me cause i gate/cannon rushed him 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 small private exchange after game with screen shots. THE SALT MUST FLOW🧂⚡️🧂⚡️🧂⚡️🧂 I am kind of a nobody and only in silver but i was curious how i can send you the replay and screenshots?

28:52 uncensored

A true Bronze League Hero. edit: Make them two. Next time I should watch the entire video before making a comment...

This terran is probably a follower of Avilo 😂

Why don't pros use the BC? I've always wondered about that.

My mommy told me the g**k thing came about because the Korean word for a Korean is “Hanguk” and the word for American is “Meeguk” (sort of means melting-pot referring to the racial diversity of the country). American soldiers would meet koreans who would excitedly say “ahhh! Meeguk!” And assumed they were calling themselves g**ks

I've played against that guy!

I wonder if the people who show up humilliated in these videos actually watch them and I wonder what their faces are when they see themselves being laughed at by an entire community.

Han Guk is korean for korean, its really not derrogitory out of context. Seems like they were trying to be offensive tho

i THINK the asian slur started in vietnam? or maybe ww2 era? but im pretty sure vietnam war

To dodge the demonetization and further emasculate the Salty players, I propose you change all their curse words and insults to the silliest things possible. Like F*** becomes "Fluff" and C*** becomes "Cutey". Imagine how hilarious it would be to hear a salty player say "Fluff you you fluffing cutey!"

I take offense to you calling that player an ogre. we are more intelligent than they will ever be. :D

On a totally unrelated note why the heck are KZfaq subtitles calling them "spork rollers" and not "spore crawlers"... 😂😂😂

I love how PIG wants to stay monetized so he's putting so much effort into blurring out the ultra bad words and even mispronounces them, like fa-jeot. :D

In Counter-Strike when someone became overly salty I always found it entertaining to talk about all the positions I had sex with their mom (or dad) and how much they were into it (or I was into it in case they were no longer among us). If there is a salt mine in front of you, why not put on your headlamp and grab your pickaxe? Personally I would improve CheeseMonstas salt-rating to a 2/10 with the late hail mary pass of "eat lots of rat poison".

21000 games ... I hope he is lying because if hes not, he should really try another game.

time to cancel PiG. He said the G word once after sidestepping it for 20 minutes

I played against DrZerg recently, who played as random, we had a great game and he definitely didn’t hack. However he did leave without a GG which always look silly when you start the game with gl hf.

Love the contents. Keep em coming. I subscribed with more than one accounts, lol. :D Does any1 know what I can do to change the border on my account? I am silver border but platinum MMR of 2770. I think there is a bug that gives me a silver border despite me truly being platinum right now, and I fear despite 1v1 matchmaking to similar MMR, the opponent player may think I am a silver league and not try as hard...? I heard leaving the league did not do anything for people in past with similar issues.

goober > noober

That second game is probably how people convince themselves racism is running rampant. I get called the N-word every other day in HotS.

Jesus christ, this was painful to watch

shitty zergs when good terrans beat them: terran is op shitty terrans when good zergs beat them: zerg is op

how do you play 20k games and still are in silver lmao

To understand why people use racial slurs when they don't know their opponent, you need to understand the mindset of the person using the insult. Anyone who uses racial slurs is well... a racist. And in a racist's mind, anyone who isn't their race is automatically inferior. And therefore, being called a member of any other race is an insult... so it doesn't matter if they hit the right ethnic group. To them, being called anything other than their own race is an insult. Racial insults are used by people who, frankly, are the perfect example of why racial supremacy doesn't really exist.

'geek' is a slur for Asians... wat? 😵 EDIT: with 'oo' instead of 'ee'. Never heard or cn that one hmm 🤔

I think KZfaq is okay with Anti Asian words. Anti black is a no no.

PiG you need to think about racial insults from the perspective of a racist. I imagine that for them, yelling out racial slurs is a win-win game. If you hit the correct race - great, and if you don't - it's even better since you've both insulted them and said they're not the race they are

ruined by being offended

"the people who drop N bombs with the hard R in games would NEVER say that in real life" looks at pewdiepie

The general chat is the most degenerate place I’ve ever seen. They talk about trump and blatant racism constantly. It’s a wild place.

I've been accused of belonging to another gender, to several races and nationalities, of having thoughts and religious/political/social views I never had - and some of that happened to me not only on the internets. I won't say I don't care at all, but what matters is _they_ don't care of what is real.

Most cheating, direct cheating is easy manipulation of data that is recorded. Easy. Cheating via injects, codes and some exploits are considered cheating. Other forms of cheating is engine manipulation or hardware manipulation. Ie common cheating method for moat games that involve data centric needs for advantages is map hacks, walling.. these operate by modding the layers directly, hardware render hierarchy change, a overlay process while playing. Everything else is the same... but you simply know everything and see everything. Usually give aways would be camera over a base or elsewhere without any actual vision, then there is all dar.. see everything on your radar.. then there is data counters, so no map hack but each unit queries a request and you simply read the write data in process and it gives you a live unit count and building count of the enemy.. so you can never be countered... then there is harder cheats.. You use a on off command and an ai can control your mouse for you like a player.. and you can instruct it and turn on different ads for situations, like micro ai bot to manage attacking better... these ate currently undetectable without specialized software, since the ai can relay from another computer and simply direct inputs of movement without a mouse.., but use the same data port quadrant system.. cheating in a un known companion is not cool, cheating in a known system among friends as a prank is funny. Play nice...

I had one a couple games ago that my opponent had quite the mouth on him. Got called homosexual quite a bit.

People really need to stop whining about racial slurs. Sorry, but no one gives a shit when someone calls me a hunky, which was a highly derogative term for an immigrant Pole in the mid 20th century and is still used today by certain privileged classes with absolutely ZERO repercussions or moral outrage.