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Worst dialogue ever!

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Күн бұрын

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@PrimmsHoodCinema
@PrimmsHoodCinema 3 жыл бұрын
Keep pressing 7
@faluffel
@faluffel 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this commented not highlighted on the front page of youtube?
@Peteythegenius
@Peteythegenius 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit it’s Primm he’s an all star
@whydoineedahandlewtf
@whydoineedahandlewtf 3 жыл бұрын
press 6 AND 7
@Incognit0777
@Incognit0777 3 жыл бұрын
What's the timestamp for mobile users?
@cakelies
@cakelies 3 жыл бұрын
I see your seven and raise you a four!
@jamesteren4379
@jamesteren4379 3 жыл бұрын
It probably sounded a lot better in the writer's head when he was snorting cocaine and jotting it down.
@meashearim9602
@meashearim9602 3 жыл бұрын
LooooooooL!
@nananabatman3464
@nananabatman3464 3 жыл бұрын
He also dubbed lot of parts in the film
@willywunder9921
@willywunder9921 3 жыл бұрын
You know it did!. 😆
@AM-gc4yd
@AM-gc4yd 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@lucifermorningstar3709
@lucifermorningstar3709 3 жыл бұрын
No way. If they were on cocaine this would have 100% been spectacular. No, this is the work of someone who’s grinding without no other substance lmao
@TKDChad999
@TKDChad999 3 жыл бұрын
The guy with the burned lips nailed his part
@tyzorg
@tyzorg 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@taazzmaann
@taazzmaann 3 жыл бұрын
LAMO
@AlexFlockhart
@AlexFlockhart 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he was given the best lines
@ELP1125
@ELP1125 3 жыл бұрын
Burned lips? Really? 😑
@zquantkcks
@zquantkcks 3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@Craptola1
@Craptola1 Жыл бұрын
As a human I can confirm that this is how humans interact with eachother.
@daraghokane4236
@daraghokane4236 Жыл бұрын
Hate when my dentist starts talking about my dick
@angelpirulin9395
@angelpirulin9395 11 ай бұрын
But the man would like
@eamonwild
@eamonwild 11 ай бұрын
You're not fooling us pod person!
@Haywood-Jablomie
@Haywood-Jablomie 11 ай бұрын
Is this a clip from one of those reality tv shows?
@thepeoplesanto
@thepeoplesanto 11 ай бұрын
Yes it is. IN PORN.
@SneedFeedAndSeed
@SneedFeedAndSeed 7 ай бұрын
Imagine laying with a completely bandaged and bleeding face and having to hear all that.
@dsmsl9734
@dsmsl9734 6 ай бұрын
one of the funniest comments on the internet
@RetroRichie
@RetroRichie 6 ай бұрын
"Bingo....." His poor burnt lips were hurting at that point
@jjrj8568
@jjrj8568 6 ай бұрын
("Just kill me now let me die")
@bc3f4a
@bc3f4a 6 ай бұрын
😂
@kacmed
@kacmed 6 ай бұрын
he enters the hell ... finally some relief
@Antihero297
@Antihero297 3 жыл бұрын
If saying "Bingo" through a stethoscope doesn't impress her, nothing will.
@leatherman06
@leatherman06 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@VegetoStevieD
@VegetoStevieD 3 жыл бұрын
Ya, that was a good move.
@SuperPussyFinger
@SuperPussyFinger 3 жыл бұрын
That's foreplay in the Samurai world.
@TheWaynelds
@TheWaynelds 3 жыл бұрын
I better say this before somebody else does.. “LANDWHICH!!!” *whew...
@513MRSHADOW513
@513MRSHADOW513 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@dv8737
@dv8737 3 жыл бұрын
The two dudes look like a low budget version of Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction
@fparnaby8366
@fparnaby8366 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Lethal Weapon and Van Damme!
@richielynx
@richielynx 3 жыл бұрын
They look like poor versions of Crockett and Tubbs
@fparnaby8366
@fparnaby8366 3 жыл бұрын
@@richielynx 😂
@douglasharley2440
@douglasharley2440 3 жыл бұрын
vules and jincent.
@billycasper3351
@billycasper3351 3 жыл бұрын
This movie came out before Pulp Fiction maybe.
@Eagles_Hunter
@Eagles_Hunter 7 ай бұрын
The patient: Why was it my lips not my ears??!!!
@belleepoque1291
@belleepoque1291 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@saraondarock4552
@saraondarock4552 Ай бұрын
Brilliant comment! 👌🏼
@CurtZilbersher
@CurtZilbersher 7 ай бұрын
Replying with "Bingo" rather than "yes" simply confirms that this guy is one smooth playa.
@grandone126
@grandone126 3 жыл бұрын
When the writers have never spoken to women ever:
@montag4516
@montag4516 3 жыл бұрын
..."bingo".
@DCRStudios
@DCRStudios 3 жыл бұрын
"it's big"
@AmaraJordanMusic
@AmaraJordanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Her, tone of a robot: Would you like to touch what you see?
@JDarrylSSS
@JDarrylSSS 3 жыл бұрын
this tbh
@kilaz1789
@kilaz1789 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nasri
@nasri 3 жыл бұрын
If you're an aspiring filmmaker, the fact that this got written, produced and ever saw the light of day should give you massive hope.
@CronoXpono
@CronoXpono 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno man, the eighties were drenched with cocaine 😂 a LOT of shit was green lit that shouldn’t have been.
@charlie5thumbs351
@charlie5thumbs351 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the creator just had massive amounts of money like Tommy Wiseau. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Will.G33
@Will.G33 3 жыл бұрын
100% 🤣
@purgetheheretic
@purgetheheretic 3 жыл бұрын
@@CronoXpono Stephen King concurs
@CronoXpono
@CronoXpono 3 жыл бұрын
@@purgetheheretic dude doesn’t even remember large swaths of the 80s 😂 holy fuck that’s a lot of drugs
@thefantasyreview8709
@thefantasyreview8709 6 ай бұрын
The original script for this movie was rejected because they realised it had been submitted by a 10 year old and they wanted someone with less writing experience.
@whisperingthylacine
@whisperingthylacine 12 сағат бұрын
This needs more likes!
@AKRMGOD-ld5pt
@AKRMGOD-ld5pt 3 ай бұрын
The best part is that they're having this entire conversation standing in the doorway and the burn victim who's in horrible agony has to listen to it
@giontesla2311
@giontesla2311 3 жыл бұрын
Her: I want bigger Black guy: *EEEEAAAAAAHIHAVEUHH-HAHAH*
@franktenpenny1556
@franktenpenny1556 3 жыл бұрын
I have a, ahhaha
@AdirondackRuby
@AdirondackRuby 3 жыл бұрын
He's in fast like "Did you order a king size, ma'am?"
@ajayb4651
@ajayb4651 3 жыл бұрын
Racist stereotyping! Anyone who laughed should be ashamed.....😂😂
@Erandros
@Erandros 3 жыл бұрын
I went straight scavenging looking for someone to mention this!
@relll394
@relll394 3 жыл бұрын
@@ajayb4651 how is that racist? You can even look on google or do some research yourself and find that there is some data/statistic say most of black people typically nigerian or african (not all african) have a bigger dick size on average compare to other race, yes not every black/african/nigerian people like that but most them are so its not racist its a fact..... i mean i dont mind i love me some bbc too😌
@Danstarr13
@Danstarr13 3 жыл бұрын
it sounds like 3 AI trying to talk to each other
@NightRunner417
@NightRunner417 3 жыл бұрын
Lol it totally does!
@adisharr
@adisharr 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not an AI do you like grapes I like grapes thank you for asking
@gezzly72
@gezzly72 3 жыл бұрын
“I saw a mud crab today” “Farewell “
@NightRunner417
@NightRunner417 3 жыл бұрын
"You always say that to me." "I know, but you asked me to yesterday." "I don't know why I would ask you that." "Yes, but maybe it is a good thing."
@Ria-sd2ex
@Ria-sd2ex 3 жыл бұрын
@@NightRunner417 Do you believe in God?
@evandercaldwell9993
@evandercaldwell9993 24 күн бұрын
Fun Fact: This movie was directed by legendary filmmaker Alfred Hugecock
@riki2657
@riki2657 6 күн бұрын
😂
@justinezafra
@justinezafra 9 ай бұрын
It's not just the quality of the dialogue, but the subtlety of the realistic flirting interaction, the clever wordplay, subtext and teasing innuendo, and acting performances, that make this one of the scenes ever. 👌🏻
@pc6461
@pc6461 7 ай бұрын
🏆😂😂😂😂
@evanb8495
@evanb8495 5 ай бұрын
Aww yeah the old leave out the word "best" gag
@rukus100821
@rukus100821 3 ай бұрын
More like cocaine was cheap in the 80s
@TheActMan
@TheActMan 3 жыл бұрын
They came in to interrogate a suspect but the nurse flipped the script.
@Deccaz
@Deccaz 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you lowkey sound and look like Samurai Cop. If you grow out your hair and recreate this scene, I'll become a top patreon supporter for a year.
@Aaron_LH
@Aaron_LH 3 жыл бұрын
Hi where's the cyberpunk video. Love you bb
@ethanwagner6418
@ethanwagner6418 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, it's a wild Act Man
@egil2301
@egil2301 3 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here.
@jackrobinson9403
@jackrobinson9403 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look its the "Samurai Guy" Man.. why you acting like the "Samurai Cop" for bitch
@BabyBearRudy
@BabyBearRudy 3 жыл бұрын
The dialogue would've ruined this clip but the stellar acting saves it
@HighlanderNorth1
@HighlanderNorth1 3 жыл бұрын
👌🤩🤙Yes, exactly..... Very astute observation. That's why this was nominated for 8 Oscars, 16 daytime Emmy's, 32 Grammy's, 62 VH1, 124 Nickelodeon awards and 248 MTV Best Music Video awards, despite NOT being a musical video by any stretch of the imagination! It won ALL of them, as I'm sure you're already aware....... It's testament to the production genius of Alfred Hitch-cock...... 😉👍
@jackrobinson9403
@jackrobinson9403 3 жыл бұрын
wow I always thought it was just a cult classic. I feel you have educated me on "Samurai Cop". I will share your knowledge as pure substantiated fact with my friends and family. k?
@luccirobbins6675
@luccirobbins6675 3 жыл бұрын
And the sound editing and sound mixing makes it so professional.
@joydivsion77
@joydivsion77 10 ай бұрын
What people don't realize is this scene was almost entirely improvised. Director Martin Scorsese liked what he saw and let them run with it.
@henrry889
@henrry889 10 ай бұрын
As she walks away Black guy: hey ay hey I have aaaah 🤣🤣🤣
@Nofux2give
@Nofux2give 9 ай бұрын
69 likes, i dont want to disrupt that statistic 🤣🤣
@oh_bruhh
@oh_bruhh 3 ай бұрын
Martin Scorsese 😭
@dietcheese2546
@dietcheese2546 Ай бұрын
funny how
@wasteland6961
@wasteland6961 14 күн бұрын
He'll yeah dude
@JudyGurl
@JudyGurl 11 ай бұрын
Damn. Makes "The Room" look downright Oscar worthy.
@adams.2407
@adams.2407 11 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time a guy with long dark hair had bad dialogue in a movie I’d have 2 nickels
@howardstern666
@howardstern666 7 ай бұрын
@@adams.2407 Plus a few for Steven Segal.
@UNSTABLE111
@UNSTABLE111 2 ай бұрын
I dare say this makes Neil Breen movie look like a masterpiece
@dx1450
@dx1450 Ай бұрын
Oh hi Mark!
@JudyGurl
@JudyGurl Ай бұрын
@@dx1450 😄😆😂🤣
@Viplexify
@Viplexify 3 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagined a dialogue between a hot woman and myself when I was 10
@dasmuss6174
@dasmuss6174 3 жыл бұрын
Really?, oh, I’m 44 and still imagine this is what it’s like, is that wrong?🤔, 😂😂
@Viplexify
@Viplexify 3 жыл бұрын
@@dasmuss6174 I don't imagine no dialogue nowadays so I'm not sure
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 2 жыл бұрын
They always want Small Talk when you just wanna ask them to screw
@davidl570
@davidl570 Жыл бұрын
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Damn women! *sigh*
@Goodjobtho
@Goodjobtho Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@peteblackgrape
@peteblackgrape 3 жыл бұрын
When "burning lip guy" is the only person to retain any dignity.
@nkelherik
@nkelherik 3 жыл бұрын
No word of a lie I laughed for good minute. Thanks Pete
@Chandra_Moon13
@Chandra_Moon13 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rahulbarca4112
@rahulbarca4112 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao
@mohamedalmiladi2852
@mohamedalmiladi2852 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one
@harisnaveed3489
@harisnaveed3489 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@michellegault4122
@michellegault4122 11 ай бұрын
This always happens to me every time I go to the hospital to check on friends who burns their lips so I can totally relate. Lol
@zurnu74
@zurnu74 9 ай бұрын
#metoo
@abrahamlincoln1600
@abrahamlincoln1600 8 ай бұрын
@@zurnu74#movement
@nighttripper1432
@nighttripper1432 8 ай бұрын
I have to fight thru hordes of nurses to get back to my car
@robertmusil1107
@robertmusil1107 Ай бұрын
Same happens to me but totally without the small D problem
@odoacredacalcutta5085
@odoacredacalcutta5085 8 ай бұрын
this is absolutely awesome. I love how the shots on the black actor's face really serve no purpose but to let you appreciate how f*cking incredibly and gratuitously bad this scene is. I really feel like a better person after watching this. Thank you for the upload !
@zenituragaming5043
@zenituragaming5043 4 ай бұрын
I think it's because of the reshots later he is literally reacting to nothing in those shots tho long hair dude also has a bad wig later in the movie lmao
@CrashTherapy
@CrashTherapy 3 жыл бұрын
*Most adult movies in 80's started like this :D*
@AltairPI
@AltairPI 3 жыл бұрын
Wanna see my Jumbo Jet? XD No homo BTW
@mattmroz2182
@mattmroz2182 3 жыл бұрын
This was '91
@auby3901
@auby3901 3 жыл бұрын
Most families in the 80s started like this o.O
@jaidevphadke1657
@jaidevphadke1657 3 жыл бұрын
@@AltairPI nobody knows your gender or the gender the person you're replying to...
@ritam8767
@ritam8767 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaidevphadke1657 I'll bet my life that icivilization is a guy. About OP, not that sure, but if i had to guess I'll still guess a guy.
@Robert___98
@Robert___98 3 жыл бұрын
"It's big" "I want bigger" "Hey hey hey, I have uh...hehehe..."
@zerujstiglitz6137
@zerujstiglitz6137 3 жыл бұрын
wahahahah!
@charleschiemekaekeogu6908
@charleschiemekaekeogu6908 3 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely curious about what he was going to say, “I got bigger” like how do you know? Kind of sus 😂
@skunky_fink
@skunky_fink 3 жыл бұрын
BBC
@BroadwayRonMexico
@BroadwayRonMexico 3 жыл бұрын
"It gets bigger when i pull on it"
@8512124
@8512124 3 жыл бұрын
well he is black so
@TheTurdle
@TheTurdle 9 ай бұрын
"Mom can we get Pulp Fiction?" "We have Pulp Fiction at home." Pulp Fiction at home:
@BackwoodsFilms
@BackwoodsFilms 16 күн бұрын
I thought it was more like Lethal Weapon at home...
@taylenday
@taylenday 10 ай бұрын
Not just the acting, but the camera work and editing is out of this world.
@RickySpanish-
@RickySpanish- 3 жыл бұрын
If aliens made a movie about humans based only on what they’ve heard but had never actually seen or met a human. This would be that movie.
@Frozzter
@Frozzter 3 жыл бұрын
@Eye Sea Clearly The universe have billions of galaxys. Do you really think that just Earth have life? lol
@AndreLuis-gw5ox
@AndreLuis-gw5ox 3 жыл бұрын
@Eye Sea Clearly its a hypothetical scenario, smooth-brain
@steven0479
@steven0479 3 жыл бұрын
A "stereotypical" movie about human
@JayHendricksWorld
@JayHendricksWorld 3 жыл бұрын
No, that'd be a Neil Breen movie. This right here is the epitome of natural compared to Neil Breen.
@NBid-rp9ch
@NBid-rp9ch 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ennieminymoo6675
@ennieminymoo6675 3 жыл бұрын
"How is he, do you think he'll be able to answer a few questions?" *his entire head being bandaged*
@Bhosadilal
@Bhosadilal 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems
@Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems 3 жыл бұрын
Blood pouring through em' from his mouth and eyes. " He'll be fine in a couple weeks. "
@triggerwarning5911
@triggerwarning5911 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I dont know why but reading it made me laugh harder than actually watching it.
@RSanjay1128
@RSanjay1128 3 жыл бұрын
These two comments made me laugh harder than this video
@bradders9743
@bradders9743 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 14 күн бұрын
Burn victim: "There's no way my life could get worse." Narrator: "And then..."
@darrenberkey7017
@darrenberkey7017 Жыл бұрын
This makes most 80's porn flicks look like Oscar-winning performances.
@achandab
@achandab 3 жыл бұрын
When Siri, Google, and Alexa have a conversation
@Risingofthephoenix
@Risingofthephoenix 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@namanshah8354
@namanshah8354 3 жыл бұрын
Kingg
@mynameiskarky7043
@mynameiskarky7043 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever😂
@outsidestuff4867
@outsidestuff4867 3 жыл бұрын
the question is, which is which?
@mfleet1973
@mfleet1973 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@bluesphere4860
@bluesphere4860 3 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore that he asks the guy who's head is completely covered in a bloodied face cast to answer a few questions?
@paracetamol256
@paracetamol256 3 жыл бұрын
Man got his priorities straight
@bradders9743
@bradders9743 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@triunity686
@triunity686 3 жыл бұрын
Yea he practically looked deceased lmao
@amosdraak3536
@amosdraak3536 3 жыл бұрын
@@triunity686 🤣😂😂😂
@imnotdavidxnsx
@imnotdavidxnsx 3 жыл бұрын
just give him a couple weeks
@pocobull
@pocobull 9 ай бұрын
On what planet is this considered the "worst dialogue ever'? That was pure Shakespearean poetry.
@FOOT-FACE
@FOOT-FACE 11 ай бұрын
If people talked like this there’d be no such thing as self consciousness
@ToxicallyMasculinelol
@ToxicallyMasculinelol 7 ай бұрын
or consciousness
@theowilson7549
@theowilson7549 5 ай бұрын
@@ToxicallyMasculinelolor
@thenightaccelerates
@thenightaccelerates 4 ай бұрын
@@ToxicallyMasculinelol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BocajRewop
@BocajRewop 7 жыл бұрын
more like best dialogue ever
@timmyturner5864
@timmyturner5864 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 3 жыл бұрын
@@timmyturner5864 [stethoscope optional]
@johnathanhehehe
@johnathanhehehe 3 жыл бұрын
lol I'm the 1kth like on ur comment
@derekmcneeley214
@derekmcneeley214 3 жыл бұрын
Took the words right out of my mouth.
@Cow1337Saver
@Cow1337Saver 3 жыл бұрын
Correctamundo!
@inspire.610
@inspire.610 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a soul: Not even the patient: Black guy: 😮😧😦😯😲😬
@Hrafnsongr
@Hrafnsongr 3 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are most def meme material
@fallingforyoudarling
@fallingforyoudarling 3 жыл бұрын
His face was epic 😭😅
@campbellgodfrey53
@campbellgodfrey53 3 жыл бұрын
His face had a better script than the rest of the scene
@jamiewulfyr4607
@jamiewulfyr4607 3 жыл бұрын
You emiojied his face perfectly 😂😂😂
@christianmendoza6844
@christianmendoza6844 3 жыл бұрын
His expressions are the whole faces emojies!!!
@blaustein_autor
@blaustein_autor 6 ай бұрын
Just sit back for a moment and imagine that this wasn't a bad movie but a documentary and these were two actual cops and this was an actual nurse. It's beautiful.
@ToddConnell-os3ih
@ToddConnell-os3ih 11 ай бұрын
This actually happened, I was the stethoscope
@yellowlightingbolt
@yellowlightingbolt 3 жыл бұрын
The black guy, he should have an Oscar for this movie.
@jurgenbenthack7476
@jurgenbenthack7476 3 жыл бұрын
*redguard.
@sertereth
@sertereth 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a single person utube channel guy
@doriancanales4050
@doriancanales4050 3 жыл бұрын
His name is Oscar.
@moderngeezus5007
@moderngeezus5007 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a young Morgan Freeman
@arsalahmad2200
@arsalahmad2200 3 жыл бұрын
0:40
@JiNz0e_Official
@JiNz0e_Official 3 жыл бұрын
He said "Jumbo Jet" in such a genuinely confused tone, like the actor himself was like: "Who wrote this shit?"
@lovelybitofbugle219
@lovelybitofbugle219 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that, even he knew it was terrible
@Insecthouse
@Insecthouse 3 жыл бұрын
Personally I feel he acted his way out of the terrible scrip by not bothering to put any emotion into it.
@mercyfulfate666
@mercyfulfate666 3 жыл бұрын
He was. There is an interview with him on youtube saiyng how he hated the script hahah
@martinberthiaume4971
@martinberthiaume4971 3 жыл бұрын
The actor??
@Ozraptor4
@Ozraptor4 3 жыл бұрын
"Lead actor Hannon stated that he and several other actors became frustrated with the dialogue in the film, while also expressing frustration at the lack of multiple takes. Hannon admitted to intentionally ruining takes due to his frustration, assuming that Shervan would not put them in the film, but these takes ended up in the film."
@rickclark4714
@rickclark4714 11 ай бұрын
The single most awkward scene in cinema in the last forty years. Bravo!
@a2j544
@a2j544 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Black guy: 🙂😗🤨😯😗😀😯😀😏
@chloex3120
@chloex3120 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@drewpinon
@drewpinon 3 жыл бұрын
Super underrated comment 😂
@hakanstorsater5090
@hakanstorsater5090 3 жыл бұрын
What a register!
@suryoardi7109
@suryoardi7109 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taijanroychiu3883
@taijanroychiu3883 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate information
@demetrio3d239
@demetrio3d239 3 жыл бұрын
This dialogue is excellent to learn English.
@luckyluke4276
@luckyluke4276 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@naspre6736
@naspre6736 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed!
@scarefrow1
@scarefrow1 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@triacrydquist4692
@triacrydquist4692 3 жыл бұрын
Especially for Romanian prozzys
@MagicEight08
@MagicEight08 3 жыл бұрын
Try "at home with english", starring Greg Thompson. Directed by: Greg Thompson Screenplay by: Hideo Kojima
@DavidxBoyd
@DavidxBoyd 6 ай бұрын
I was so disappointed to grow up and never encounter a nurse who talked like that but then again I’m not a detective
@FonchoVidal
@FonchoVidal 6 ай бұрын
Not a detective but a samurai cop
@noobie4998
@noobie4998 6 ай бұрын
This is what A.I. thinks on how people talks
@PoutinePete
@PoutinePete 3 жыл бұрын
You don't just abruptly end this mid-scene after we've become emotionally invested in the characters lives!
@nursegilbey
@nursegilbey 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@Kv-pk2st
@Kv-pk2st 3 жыл бұрын
That's some funny sh@
@zachsawyer4822
@zachsawyer4822 3 жыл бұрын
Dont get emotional about fictional movies?
@TheJofrica
@TheJofrica 3 жыл бұрын
So they...cut a big portion of the scene off?
@NEOMASSO
@NEOMASSO 3 жыл бұрын
Samurai cop does
@chwayde2295
@chwayde2295 3 жыл бұрын
This is like a dream a 12 year old boy would have after he watched Lethal Weapon.
@stonethacrow
@stonethacrow 3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure i had that dream after watching lethal weapon when i was 12
@dankdark974
@dankdark974 3 жыл бұрын
A fever dream maybe...
@reaccionasimetrica
@reaccionasimetrica 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@nelsonkiiru7252
@nelsonkiiru7252 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's corny asf!!
@nothingsurprisesmeanymore
@nothingsurprisesmeanymore 3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid to tell you this is how most 25 year olds think now.
@NetherVoiD
@NetherVoiD 10 ай бұрын
I honestly think they did this on purpose
@texaswunderkind
@texaswunderkind 19 күн бұрын
Dear Penthouse Forum, you don't believe what happened to me...
@RudyAyoub
@RudyAyoub 3 жыл бұрын
I dont see anything wrong
@b0leg23
@b0leg23 3 жыл бұрын
oh hey there rudy
@chuckyinges
@chuckyinges 3 жыл бұрын
hey bro very nice 035
@bobmathers4124
@bobmathers4124 3 жыл бұрын
Yo rudy, is this where you get inspo for your videos?
@orereo2328
@orereo2328 3 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@harmageddon6182
@harmageddon6182 3 жыл бұрын
I see something wrong. It's you!
@jesperjee
@jesperjee 3 жыл бұрын
The 8-year old who wrote this is almost 40 now. Imagine that.
@johngnipper8768
@johngnipper8768 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thebobanpevac
@thebobanpevac Ай бұрын
This is like Sims conversation in English language
@yoservs
@yoservs 10 ай бұрын
This entire movie was made with a $250 dollar budget
@madeleinep.828
@madeleinep.828 2 ай бұрын
Google actually says it was $700, so you're not far off. This doesn't surprise me at all.
@vylettiz3188
@vylettiz3188 3 жыл бұрын
This movie paved the way so that "The Room" could walk.
@KuweenLatysha4
@KuweenLatysha4 3 жыл бұрын
OMG my thoughts EXACTLY HAHAHA
@asks1615
@asks1615 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously 😂😂😂
@aceboog4546
@aceboog4546 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Tommy Wiseau in this role lol
@goanna83
@goanna83 3 жыл бұрын
@@aceboog4546 i did naaahht
@maxdurk4624
@maxdurk4624 3 жыл бұрын
The expression you are looking for is "This movie walked so The Room could run."
@theridz1981
@theridz1981 6 жыл бұрын
Well that escalated quickly.
@ChoperJoJo
@ChoperJoJo 6 жыл бұрын
Nick Riddle really quickly... like damn, right to the point rofl
@voltijuice8576
@voltijuice8576 4 ай бұрын
00:20 "Do you like what you see?" - Yeah, the back of Samurai Cop's head is amazing. Gives new meaning to "blocking a shot"
@JoinTheProgress
@JoinTheProgress 3 жыл бұрын
This was 1989, so it was an easy decision for the producers: Either pay for a great script with great acting, or get the guy with the best hair in the biz.
@Cutlass_Rudd
@Cutlass_Rudd 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Canada did that in their 2015 election
@chrisza9782
@chrisza9782 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it’s a wig kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z56Dq5SnzLHUl5s.html
@JoinTheProgress
@JoinTheProgress 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisza9782 NO, it is NOT a wig...not in THIS scene. They had to do re-shoots after filming was completed, months later. He had his hair cut, so they gave him a wig for *those* scenes of which there were just a few. This is his real hair. You can tell when he's wearing the wig easily, it looks ridiculous.
@keithpatrick156
@keithpatrick156 3 жыл бұрын
Since they didn't get Lorenzo Lamas, where'd the money go?
@magnusengeseth5060
@magnusengeseth5060 2 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure that there was only ever a producer, no need to pluralize here. He also wrote, directed, edited and shot the movie himself if I recall correctly.
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064 3 жыл бұрын
"Mom can we get Rambo?" Mom: "no we have rambo at home". Rambo at home:
@user-kk5fb4oq7x
@user-kk5fb4oq7x 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@arpitarunmishra
@arpitarunmishra 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: he used to serve as Stallone's bodyguard
@Ir0nMa1d3n
@Ir0nMa1d3n 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Shabazzx1
@Shabazzx1 3 жыл бұрын
And the nurses name is Bo
@georgeprime2013
@georgeprime2013 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell does that mean? I don't get it?
@evank8339
@evank8339 11 ай бұрын
This is the best produced porno ever. It’s even got that Game of Thrones’ “subvert expectations” thing going
@mikehawk7307
@mikehawk7307 10 ай бұрын
There is name brand products and there is generic products. This is the generic products that failed the inspection phase.
@alexojideagu
@alexojideagu 3 жыл бұрын
The Person who wrote that woman's dialogue has never met a woman, they must be a Space Martian.
@jegr3398
@jegr3398 3 жыл бұрын
Guy was surely a wizard
@juanno7
@juanno7 3 жыл бұрын
All Martians are Space Martians except Earth Martians
@MrClassic-wm2yc
@MrClassic-wm2yc 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ! Hahaha
@mister_mozzarella
@mister_mozzarella 3 жыл бұрын
Well he was Iranian immigrant, trying to write a Hollywood movies jokes
@PolishGod1234
@PolishGod1234 3 жыл бұрын
Or he was a giga chad so every woman acted like this around him
@JoeAugustAcoustic
@JoeAugustAcoustic 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but that "Bingo" was probably the best dialogue ever
@AaronEllisOfficial
@AaronEllisOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
The long pause before it is hilarious
@scottmatheson3346
@scottmatheson3346 3 жыл бұрын
that's a bingo!
@majorb6804
@majorb6804 2 жыл бұрын
The only line written by Sylvester Stallone
@ryankennedy161
@ryankennedy161 2 жыл бұрын
Hans Landa approves
@huunreh111
@huunreh111 Жыл бұрын
Meme scene
@silencedmaxim5889
@silencedmaxim5889 7 ай бұрын
Knowing this is improv and the girl is leading, it explains the awkwardness.
@77Night77Shade77
@77Night77Shade77 5 ай бұрын
Cast: "So you're seriously gonna publish this piece of shit movie?" Director: "Bingo."
@SuperPussyFinger
@SuperPussyFinger 7 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Lohan was terrible in this movie.
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 3 жыл бұрын
she sure came in like a wrecking ball
@najmussaqib7055
@najmussaqib7055 3 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Lohan was terrible in every movie.
@dogmachine2406
@dogmachine2406 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Lindsay Lohan it's Matt Hannon
@AmaraJordanMusic
@AmaraJordanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Justin Grynkewich Crap you’re right. 🤣
@ren09rn
@ren09rn 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this comment 😂
@dean5535
@dean5535 3 жыл бұрын
The black guy is that one friend that would react to every lame jokes you make with supportive face expressions
@christophermccrea7133
@christophermccrea7133 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 No truer words ever spoken
@WAEVOICE
@WAEVOICE Жыл бұрын
Best wingman ever.
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 11 ай бұрын
"every jokes"
@Bumpy10Knuckles
@Bumpy10Knuckles 10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah 🤣🤣🤣
@voodooluck
@voodooluck 2 ай бұрын
Everything time it cuts to the other guy, I die inside.
@haider2006
@haider2006 2 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@realQuestion
@realQuestion 6 ай бұрын
When you're a samurai cop, this sort of thing happens to you all the time
@ColinFowler
@ColinFowler 10 жыл бұрын
Never mind the dialogue, the acting was horrendous.
@evlbarn134
@evlbarn134 3 жыл бұрын
The movie is samurai cop it's a parody movie
@ColinFowler
@ColinFowler 3 жыл бұрын
@@evlbarn134 haha I know the title
@Dim4323
@Dim4323 3 жыл бұрын
?How terrible
@funkyfreak97
@funkyfreak97 3 жыл бұрын
Ya... absolutely horrendous...ly amazing! Leonardo DiCaprio would be proud!
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see this remade with Meryl Streep, Al Pacino and Denzel Washington, to see if it really is 'all about the delivery' .
@nadavegan
@nadavegan 11 ай бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Lethal Weapon.
@billybatts8283
@billybatts8283 3 ай бұрын
Shoes: Do you like what you see? Shine Box: I love what I see. Shoes: Would you like to touch what you see? Shine Box: Yes. Yes, I would. Shoes: Would you like to go out with me? Shine Box: Uh, yes I would. Shoes: Would you like to shine me? Shine Box: Bingo.
@jebootle
@jebootle 3 жыл бұрын
The first like 15 seconds werent bad then it just went out of fucking control
@zakenmaru8612
@zakenmaru8612 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the "next time catch him in one piece line" was great then it was like watching a dumpster slowly disintegrate
@ranneyjackson7497
@ranneyjackson7497 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
@JDJoshofficial
@JDJoshofficial 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta watch this movie now after watching this
@water9892
@water9892 2 жыл бұрын
bingo
@92Rafay
@92Rafay 3 жыл бұрын
If I get rich, I'm remaking this movie with Sam Jackson and Stallone.
@sachdeepsivakumar3936
@sachdeepsivakumar3936 3 жыл бұрын
And destroying their legacies
@lolforlife2487
@lolforlife2487 3 жыл бұрын
Nah with sam and travolta
@Belikel
@Belikel 3 жыл бұрын
If I get rich, Stallone is gonna be the nurse.
@kaikai9122
@kaikai9122 3 жыл бұрын
No sam and John travolta
@StuUngar
@StuUngar 3 жыл бұрын
Same here, cept Im making it with Danny Glover and Mel Gibson.
@TheSteelStallion
@TheSteelStallion 5 ай бұрын
Of course the patient won't speak. His lips are sealed. Literally.
@unclefred3128
@unclefred3128 8 ай бұрын
People think AI is a modern problem, but it existed back then too
@DarkwoodDub
@DarkwoodDub 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq had the audacity to hide this from me for 9 years...
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 3 жыл бұрын
where u from
@DarkwoodDub
@DarkwoodDub 3 жыл бұрын
@@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 not Italy lol
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwoodDub dont be scared homie ;) u look Like croatian hooligan
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwoodDub dont be scared homie ;) u look Like croatian hooligan
@DarkwoodDub
@DarkwoodDub 3 жыл бұрын
@@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 how do you know that im Croatian. A very nice guess
@sosoew3115
@sosoew3115 3 жыл бұрын
That dialogue was written by a 10 year old, who has only heard his older brother talk about girls with his friends.
@lancehobbs8012
@lancehobbs8012 3 жыл бұрын
Like it was of that British tv show The Inbetweeners
@burnininhell
@burnininhell 3 жыл бұрын
His older brother who is 11 years old.
@Asukol
@Asukol 3 жыл бұрын
For real though it was written by an Iranian guy who literally thought all American movies sounded like this.
@Photosynthesislove
@Photosynthesislove 3 жыл бұрын
@@burnininhell jgbnggngn
@dennyboy77
@dennyboy77 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo haha
@Hurricanehewson
@Hurricanehewson 2 ай бұрын
Black dude carried this movie
@mikebennet7697
@mikebennet7697 7 ай бұрын
This movie feels like what you would get if you told an AI algorithm to do a remake of Lethal Weapon.
@bigdogmcguffy3209
@bigdogmcguffy3209 4 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to touch what you see?" Almost had a cringe-heart attack after listening to that.
@andoliniv2596
@andoliniv2596 3 жыл бұрын
You definitely qay
@thanhdanhvu5886
@thanhdanhvu5886 3 жыл бұрын
Being clean doesn’t mean you’re gay, gay.
@andoliniv2596
@andoliniv2596 3 жыл бұрын
@@thanhdanhvu5886 Nobody asked you for your opinion, Dan
@mrburke1998
@mrburke1998 3 жыл бұрын
@@brzi6504 This comment thread is worse than the video 😂
@MdHaroonAhmedKhan
@MdHaroonAhmedKhan 3 жыл бұрын
Then you probably died from cringe after hearing rest of the dialogue.
@JimHardie1
@JimHardie1 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally what the world would look like if women thought the same way as men did.
@rajyavardhansingh4491
@rajyavardhansingh4491 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@luchko3936
@luchko3936 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajyavardhansingh4491 what
@woelad1422
@woelad1422 3 жыл бұрын
for real tho, maybe its better it isn't this way
@nicholasalexander1590
@nicholasalexander1590 3 жыл бұрын
@@woelad1422 You people are a special kind of stupid.
@lawliet2263
@lawliet2263 3 жыл бұрын
@@luchko3936 every guys dream that his crush would ask him out before he does
@user-gz8ix7lb6r
@user-gz8ix7lb6r 13 күн бұрын
I like how they cast meaningful and silent glances at each other, like "Hey, what do you think she's implying by that?"
@mohammedrabin1771
@mohammedrabin1771 7 ай бұрын
If the patient was in life support he would've pulled the plug 😑
@yodhin79
@yodhin79 3 жыл бұрын
My guy did nothing wrong. He can’t compete with a jumbo jet. Nurse has messed up expectations !
@Regmou5
@Regmou5 3 жыл бұрын
1:03
@fireballs7346
@fireballs7346 3 жыл бұрын
like cyberpunk?
@NinjaTutel360
@NinjaTutel360 3 жыл бұрын
John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson are terrific in their role !
@Mickparrysstepdad
@Mickparrysstepdad 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean John Travolta & Laurence Fishburne?
@boke75
@boke75 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mickparrysstepdad More like Johnny Traviata & Larry Fishburns.
@elinovak3770
@elinovak3770 3 жыл бұрын
He is actually polish Robert zdarsky
@CynthiaBax
@CynthiaBax 3 жыл бұрын
@@boke75 😂😂😂
@whatsgoingon07
@whatsgoingon07 3 жыл бұрын
This is dollar tree pulp fiction
@bradleyleacock3381
@bradleyleacock3381 11 ай бұрын
After-school specials sure have changed
@omarchavez9790
@omarchavez9790 8 ай бұрын
What do you mean "Worst dialogue ever!" this is a gem!
@ohnoestheydidnt
@ohnoestheydidnt 3 жыл бұрын
Black guy: How is he? Guy with face completely bandaged in bed: *dead*
@shaneh1872
@shaneh1872 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's getting mummified
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 3 жыл бұрын
have u noticed the roughness which he asks how is he despite he has a sort of mummified corpse in front of him? ahahah
@evelyndisaster8827
@evelyndisaster8827 3 жыл бұрын
His hair deserves an Academy Award.
@Eckoolt
@Eckoolt 3 жыл бұрын
Its a wig
@niranjansrinivasan4042
@niranjansrinivasan4042 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eckoolt not in this scene
@Eckoolt
@Eckoolt 3 жыл бұрын
@@niranjansrinivasan4042 Now I know after watching interview with the actor, he cut the hair lol
@weallfollowmanutd
@weallfollowmanutd 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eckoolt he cut his hair off too early, assuming the filming was over. This is his hair here.
@aaliyahfurtadoxoxo
@aaliyahfurtadoxoxo 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tanya4534
@tanya4534 5 ай бұрын
So, this is how I should pick up men? I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
@redpillnibbler4423
@redpillnibbler4423 3 ай бұрын
Bingo 🕺
@051119872011
@051119872011 10 ай бұрын
Ha! If they can do such dialogs, why not me? - Disney Star Wars Producer
@murraydean2371
@murraydean2371 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely beautiful and extremely moving.
@tibormalinsky8751
@tibormalinsky8751 3 жыл бұрын
This actually sounds like some kind of lyrics of a modern pop song.
@Chr1z4m
@Chr1z4m 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Nobodyimportant85
@Nobodyimportant85 3 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@jacknapyer
@jacknapyer 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tibormalinsky8751
@tibormalinsky8751 3 жыл бұрын
@@hillarysudeikis2264 Yo, what the hell, get the fuck out of here!
@nickpatterson2479
@nickpatterson2479 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@olamideadio
@olamideadio 3 жыл бұрын
How did it go from "can the patient talk" to "Have you been circumcised"?
@butterblood
@butterblood 3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t you ever been to the doctor before?
@olamideadio
@olamideadio 3 жыл бұрын
@@butterblood No I haven't. I'm African and there are no doctors in my country.
@abdicolestudios8899
@abdicolestudios8899 3 жыл бұрын
@@olamideadio lmao 😂
@peanutsinspace
@peanutsinspace 3 жыл бұрын
She went to the Tommy Wiseau school of asking weird questions at an inappropriate time.
@butwait
@butwait 3 жыл бұрын
@@olamideadio he meant the witch doctor than
@FredrickTesla
@FredrickTesla Жыл бұрын
This is written like a conversation with a chatbot.
@FlyerPense
@FlyerPense 6 ай бұрын
When she asked do you like what you see and want to touch what you see, I thought it was about a patient in bed😅
@valobrien9596
@valobrien9596 3 жыл бұрын
Nurse; "I want bigger" Black guy; "Hey hey hey, I have uh...." Guy knows a good opportunity when he sees one!
@joshalmanza129
@joshalmanza129 3 жыл бұрын
These comments are legendary.
@thomasshredster4627
@thomasshredster4627 3 жыл бұрын
XD , lol she just flipped hm off lol
@anthonyvaldes1021
@anthonyvaldes1021 3 жыл бұрын
@kcuF elgooG what kinda guys are you? Some soy boy beta cucks?!
@thepikarivera7706
@thepikarivera7706 3 жыл бұрын
@kcuF elgooG what?
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