Why is this commented not highlighted on the front page of youtube?
@Peteythegenius3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit it’s Primm he’s an all star
@whydoineedahandlewtf3 жыл бұрын
press 6 AND 7
@Incognit07773 жыл бұрын
What's the timestamp for mobile users?
@cakelies3 жыл бұрын
I see your seven and raise you a four!
@jamesteren43793 жыл бұрын
It probably sounded a lot better in the writer's head when he was snorting cocaine and jotting it down.
@meashearim96023 жыл бұрын
LooooooooL!
@nananabatman34643 жыл бұрын
He also dubbed lot of parts in the film
@willywunder99213 жыл бұрын
You know it did!. 😆
@AM-gc4yd3 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@lucifermorningstar37093 жыл бұрын
No way. If they were on cocaine this would have 100% been spectacular. No, this is the work of someone who’s grinding without no other substance lmao
@TKDChad9993 жыл бұрын
The guy with the burned lips nailed his part
@tyzorg3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@taazzmaann3 жыл бұрын
LAMO
@AlexFlockhart3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he was given the best lines
@ELP11253 жыл бұрын
Burned lips? Really? 😑
@zquantkcks3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@Craptola1 Жыл бұрын
As a human I can confirm that this is how humans interact with eachother.
@daraghokane4236 Жыл бұрын
Hate when my dentist starts talking about my dick
@angelpirulin939511 ай бұрын
But the man would like
@eamonwild11 ай бұрын
You're not fooling us pod person!
@Haywood-Jablomie11 ай бұрын
Is this a clip from one of those reality tv shows?
@thepeoplesanto11 ай бұрын
Yes it is. IN PORN.
@SneedFeedAndSeed7 ай бұрын
Imagine laying with a completely bandaged and bleeding face and having to hear all that.
@dsmsl97346 ай бұрын
one of the funniest comments on the internet
@RetroRichie6 ай бұрын
"Bingo....." His poor burnt lips were hurting at that point
@jjrj85686 ай бұрын
("Just kill me now let me die")
@bc3f4a6 ай бұрын
😂
@kacmed6 ай бұрын
he enters the hell ... finally some relief
@Antihero2973 жыл бұрын
If saying "Bingo" through a stethoscope doesn't impress her, nothing will.
@leatherman063 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@VegetoStevieD3 жыл бұрын
Ya, that was a good move.
@SuperPussyFinger3 жыл бұрын
That's foreplay in the Samurai world.
@TheWaynelds3 жыл бұрын
I better say this before somebody else does.. “LANDWHICH!!!” *whew...
@513MRSHADOW5133 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@dv87373 жыл бұрын
The two dudes look like a low budget version of Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction
@fparnaby83663 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Lethal Weapon and Van Damme!
@richielynx3 жыл бұрын
They look like poor versions of Crockett and Tubbs
@fparnaby83663 жыл бұрын
@@richielynx 😂
@douglasharley24403 жыл бұрын
vules and jincent.
@billycasper33513 жыл бұрын
This movie came out before Pulp Fiction maybe.
@Eagles_Hunter7 ай бұрын
The patient: Why was it my lips not my ears??!!!
@belleepoque12916 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@saraondarock4552Ай бұрын
Brilliant comment! 👌🏼
@CurtZilbersher7 ай бұрын
Replying with "Bingo" rather than "yes" simply confirms that this guy is one smooth playa.
@grandone1263 жыл бұрын
When the writers have never spoken to women ever:
@montag45163 жыл бұрын
..."bingo".
@DCRStudios3 жыл бұрын
"it's big"
@AmaraJordanMusic3 жыл бұрын
Her, tone of a robot: Would you like to touch what you see?
@JDarrylSSS3 жыл бұрын
this tbh
@kilaz17893 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nasri3 жыл бұрын
If you're an aspiring filmmaker, the fact that this got written, produced and ever saw the light of day should give you massive hope.
@CronoXpono3 жыл бұрын
I dunno man, the eighties were drenched with cocaine 😂 a LOT of shit was green lit that shouldn’t have been.
@charlie5thumbs3513 жыл бұрын
Maybe the creator just had massive amounts of money like Tommy Wiseau. 🤷🏻♂️
@Will.G333 жыл бұрын
100% 🤣
@purgetheheretic3 жыл бұрын
@@CronoXpono Stephen King concurs
@CronoXpono3 жыл бұрын
@@purgetheheretic dude doesn’t even remember large swaths of the 80s 😂 holy fuck that’s a lot of drugs
@thefantasyreview87096 ай бұрын
The original script for this movie was rejected because they realised it had been submitted by a 10 year old and they wanted someone with less writing experience.
@whisperingthylacine12 сағат бұрын
This needs more likes!
@AKRMGOD-ld5pt3 ай бұрын
The best part is that they're having this entire conversation standing in the doorway and the burn victim who's in horrible agony has to listen to it
@giontesla23113 жыл бұрын
Her: I want bigger Black guy: *EEEEAAAAAAHIHAVEUHH-HAHAH*
@franktenpenny15563 жыл бұрын
I have a, ahhaha
@AdirondackRuby3 жыл бұрын
He's in fast like "Did you order a king size, ma'am?"
@ajayb46513 жыл бұрын
Racist stereotyping! Anyone who laughed should be ashamed.....😂😂
@Erandros3 жыл бұрын
I went straight scavenging looking for someone to mention this!
@relll3943 жыл бұрын
@@ajayb4651 how is that racist? You can even look on google or do some research yourself and find that there is some data/statistic say most of black people typically nigerian or african (not all african) have a bigger dick size on average compare to other race, yes not every black/african/nigerian people like that but most them are so its not racist its a fact..... i mean i dont mind i love me some bbc too😌
@Danstarr133 жыл бұрын
it sounds like 3 AI trying to talk to each other
@NightRunner4173 жыл бұрын
Lol it totally does!
@adisharr3 жыл бұрын
I'm not an AI do you like grapes I like grapes thank you for asking
@gezzly723 жыл бұрын
“I saw a mud crab today” “Farewell “
@NightRunner4173 жыл бұрын
"You always say that to me." "I know, but you asked me to yesterday." "I don't know why I would ask you that." "Yes, but maybe it is a good thing."
@Ria-sd2ex3 жыл бұрын
@@NightRunner417 Do you believe in God?
@evandercaldwell999324 күн бұрын
Fun Fact: This movie was directed by legendary filmmaker Alfred Hugecock
@riki26576 күн бұрын
😂
@justinezafra9 ай бұрын
It's not just the quality of the dialogue, but the subtlety of the realistic flirting interaction, the clever wordplay, subtext and teasing innuendo, and acting performances, that make this one of the scenes ever. 👌🏻
@pc64617 ай бұрын
🏆😂😂😂😂
@evanb84955 ай бұрын
Aww yeah the old leave out the word "best" gag
@rukus1008213 ай бұрын
More like cocaine was cheap in the 80s
@TheActMan3 жыл бұрын
They came in to interrogate a suspect but the nurse flipped the script.
@Deccaz3 жыл бұрын
Bro you lowkey sound and look like Samurai Cop. If you grow out your hair and recreate this scene, I'll become a top patreon supporter for a year.
@Aaron_LH3 жыл бұрын
Hi where's the cyberpunk video. Love you bb
@ethanwagner64183 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, it's a wild Act Man
@egil23013 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here.
@jackrobinson94033 жыл бұрын
Hey look its the "Samurai Guy" Man.. why you acting like the "Samurai Cop" for bitch
@BabyBearRudy3 жыл бұрын
The dialogue would've ruined this clip but the stellar acting saves it
@HighlanderNorth13 жыл бұрын
👌🤩🤙Yes, exactly..... Very astute observation. That's why this was nominated for 8 Oscars, 16 daytime Emmy's, 32 Grammy's, 62 VH1, 124 Nickelodeon awards and 248 MTV Best Music Video awards, despite NOT being a musical video by any stretch of the imagination! It won ALL of them, as I'm sure you're already aware....... It's testament to the production genius of Alfred Hitch-cock...... 😉👍
@jackrobinson94033 жыл бұрын
wow I always thought it was just a cult classic. I feel you have educated me on "Samurai Cop". I will share your knowledge as pure substantiated fact with my friends and family. k?
@luccirobbins66753 жыл бұрын
And the sound editing and sound mixing makes it so professional.
@joydivsion7710 ай бұрын
What people don't realize is this scene was almost entirely improvised. Director Martin Scorsese liked what he saw and let them run with it.
@henrry88910 ай бұрын
As she walks away Black guy: hey ay hey I have aaaah 🤣🤣🤣
@Nofux2give9 ай бұрын
69 likes, i dont want to disrupt that statistic 🤣🤣
@oh_bruhh3 ай бұрын
Martin Scorsese 😭
@dietcheese2546Ай бұрын
funny how
@wasteland696114 күн бұрын
He'll yeah dude
@JudyGurl11 ай бұрын
Damn. Makes "The Room" look downright Oscar worthy.
@adams.240711 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time a guy with long dark hair had bad dialogue in a movie I’d have 2 nickels
@howardstern6667 ай бұрын
@@adams.2407 Plus a few for Steven Segal.
@UNSTABLE1112 ай бұрын
I dare say this makes Neil Breen movie look like a masterpiece
@dx1450Ай бұрын
Oh hi Mark!
@JudyGurlАй бұрын
@@dx1450 😄😆😂🤣
@Viplexify3 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagined a dialogue between a hot woman and myself when I was 10
@dasmuss61743 жыл бұрын
Really?, oh, I’m 44 and still imagine this is what it’s like, is that wrong?🤔, 😂😂
@Viplexify3 жыл бұрын
@@dasmuss6174 I don't imagine no dialogue nowadays so I'm not sure
@worsethanhitlerpt.25392 жыл бұрын
They always want Small Talk when you just wanna ask them to screw
@davidl570 Жыл бұрын
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Damn women! *sigh*
@Goodjobtho Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@peteblackgrape3 жыл бұрын
When "burning lip guy" is the only person to retain any dignity.
@nkelherik3 жыл бұрын
No word of a lie I laughed for good minute. Thanks Pete
@Chandra_Moon133 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rahulbarca41123 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao
@mohamedalmiladi28523 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one
@harisnaveed34893 жыл бұрын
😂
@michellegault412211 ай бұрын
This always happens to me every time I go to the hospital to check on friends who burns their lips so I can totally relate. Lol
@zurnu749 ай бұрын
#metoo
@abrahamlincoln16008 ай бұрын
@@zurnu74#movement
@nighttripper14328 ай бұрын
I have to fight thru hordes of nurses to get back to my car
@robertmusil1107Ай бұрын
Same happens to me but totally without the small D problem
@odoacredacalcutta50858 ай бұрын
this is absolutely awesome. I love how the shots on the black actor's face really serve no purpose but to let you appreciate how f*cking incredibly and gratuitously bad this scene is. I really feel like a better person after watching this. Thank you for the upload !
@zenituragaming50434 ай бұрын
I think it's because of the reshots later he is literally reacting to nothing in those shots tho long hair dude also has a bad wig later in the movie lmao
@CrashTherapy3 жыл бұрын
*Most adult movies in 80's started like this :D*
@AltairPI3 жыл бұрын
Wanna see my Jumbo Jet? XD No homo BTW
@mattmroz21823 жыл бұрын
This was '91
@auby39013 жыл бұрын
Most families in the 80s started like this o.O
@jaidevphadke16573 жыл бұрын
@@AltairPI nobody knows your gender or the gender the person you're replying to...
@ritam87673 жыл бұрын
@@jaidevphadke1657 I'll bet my life that icivilization is a guy. About OP, not that sure, but if i had to guess I'll still guess a guy.
@Robert___983 жыл бұрын
"It's big" "I want bigger" "Hey hey hey, I have uh...hehehe..."
@zerujstiglitz61373 жыл бұрын
wahahahah!
@charleschiemekaekeogu69083 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely curious about what he was going to say, “I got bigger” like how do you know? Kind of sus 😂
@skunky_fink3 жыл бұрын
BBC
@BroadwayRonMexico3 жыл бұрын
"It gets bigger when i pull on it"
@85121243 жыл бұрын
well he is black so
@TheTurdle9 ай бұрын
"Mom can we get Pulp Fiction?" "We have Pulp Fiction at home." Pulp Fiction at home:
@BackwoodsFilms16 күн бұрын
I thought it was more like Lethal Weapon at home...
@taylenday10 ай бұрын
Not just the acting, but the camera work and editing is out of this world.
@RickySpanish-3 жыл бұрын
If aliens made a movie about humans based only on what they’ve heard but had never actually seen or met a human. This would be that movie.
@Frozzter3 жыл бұрын
@Eye Sea Clearly The universe have billions of galaxys. Do you really think that just Earth have life? lol
@AndreLuis-gw5ox3 жыл бұрын
@Eye Sea Clearly its a hypothetical scenario, smooth-brain
@steven04793 жыл бұрын
A "stereotypical" movie about human
@JayHendricksWorld3 жыл бұрын
No, that'd be a Neil Breen movie. This right here is the epitome of natural compared to Neil Breen.
@NBid-rp9ch3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ennieminymoo66753 жыл бұрын
"How is he, do you think he'll be able to answer a few questions?" *his entire head being bandaged*
@Bhosadilal3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems3 жыл бұрын
Blood pouring through em' from his mouth and eyes. " He'll be fine in a couple weeks. "
@triggerwarning59113 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I dont know why but reading it made me laugh harder than actually watching it.
@RSanjay11283 жыл бұрын
These two comments made me laugh harder than this video
@bradders97433 жыл бұрын
😂
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io14 күн бұрын
Burn victim: "There's no way my life could get worse." Narrator: "And then..."
@darrenberkey7017 Жыл бұрын
This makes most 80's porn flicks look like Oscar-winning performances.
@achandab3 жыл бұрын
When Siri, Google, and Alexa have a conversation
@Risingofthephoenix3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@namanshah83543 жыл бұрын
Kingg
@mynameiskarky70433 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever😂
@outsidestuff48673 жыл бұрын
the question is, which is which?
@mfleet19733 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@bluesphere48603 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore that he asks the guy who's head is completely covered in a bloodied face cast to answer a few questions?
@paracetamol2563 жыл бұрын
Man got his priorities straight
@bradders97433 жыл бұрын
😂
@triunity6863 жыл бұрын
Yea he practically looked deceased lmao
@amosdraak35363 жыл бұрын
@@triunity686 🤣😂😂😂
@imnotdavidxnsx3 жыл бұрын
just give him a couple weeks
@pocobull9 ай бұрын
On what planet is this considered the "worst dialogue ever'? That was pure Shakespearean poetry.
@FOOT-FACE11 ай бұрын
If people talked like this there’d be no such thing as self consciousness
@ToxicallyMasculinelol7 ай бұрын
or consciousness
@theowilson75495 ай бұрын
@@ToxicallyMasculinelolor
@thenightaccelerates4 ай бұрын
@@ToxicallyMasculinelol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BocajRewop7 жыл бұрын
more like best dialogue ever
@timmyturner58643 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@sexobscura3 жыл бұрын
@@timmyturner5864 [stethoscope optional]
@johnathanhehehe3 жыл бұрын
lol I'm the 1kth like on ur comment
@derekmcneeley2143 жыл бұрын
Took the words right out of my mouth.
@Cow1337Saver3 жыл бұрын
Correctamundo!
@inspire.6103 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a soul: Not even the patient: Black guy: 😮😧😦😯😲😬
@Hrafnsongr3 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are most def meme material
@fallingforyoudarling3 жыл бұрын
His face was epic 😭😅
@campbellgodfrey533 жыл бұрын
His face had a better script than the rest of the scene
@jamiewulfyr46073 жыл бұрын
You emiojied his face perfectly 😂😂😂
@christianmendoza68443 жыл бұрын
His expressions are the whole faces emojies!!!
@blaustein_autor6 ай бұрын
Just sit back for a moment and imagine that this wasn't a bad movie but a documentary and these were two actual cops and this was an actual nurse. It's beautiful.
@ToddConnell-os3ih11 ай бұрын
This actually happened, I was the stethoscope
@yellowlightingbolt3 жыл бұрын
The black guy, he should have an Oscar for this movie.
@jurgenbenthack74763 жыл бұрын
*redguard.
@sertereth3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a single person utube channel guy
@doriancanales40503 жыл бұрын
His name is Oscar.
@moderngeezus50073 жыл бұрын
That’s a young Morgan Freeman
@arsalahmad22003 жыл бұрын
0:40
@JiNz0e_Official3 жыл бұрын
He said "Jumbo Jet" in such a genuinely confused tone, like the actor himself was like: "Who wrote this shit?"
@lovelybitofbugle2193 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that, even he knew it was terrible
@Insecthouse3 жыл бұрын
Personally I feel he acted his way out of the terrible scrip by not bothering to put any emotion into it.
@mercyfulfate6663 жыл бұрын
He was. There is an interview with him on youtube saiyng how he hated the script hahah
@martinberthiaume49713 жыл бұрын
The actor??
@Ozraptor43 жыл бұрын
"Lead actor Hannon stated that he and several other actors became frustrated with the dialogue in the film, while also expressing frustration at the lack of multiple takes. Hannon admitted to intentionally ruining takes due to his frustration, assuming that Shervan would not put them in the film, but these takes ended up in the film."
@rickclark471411 ай бұрын
The single most awkward scene in cinema in the last forty years. Bravo!
@a2j5443 жыл бұрын
No one: Black guy: 🙂😗🤨😯😗😀😯😀😏
@chloex31203 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@drewpinon3 жыл бұрын
Super underrated comment 😂
@hakanstorsater50903 жыл бұрын
What a register!
@suryoardi71093 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taijanroychiu38833 жыл бұрын
Accurate information
@demetrio3d2393 жыл бұрын
This dialogue is excellent to learn English.
@luckyluke42763 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@naspre67363 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed!
@scarefrow13 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@triacrydquist46923 жыл бұрын
Especially for Romanian prozzys
@MagicEight083 жыл бұрын
Try "at home with english", starring Greg Thompson. Directed by: Greg Thompson Screenplay by: Hideo Kojima
@DavidxBoyd6 ай бұрын
I was so disappointed to grow up and never encounter a nurse who talked like that but then again I’m not a detective
@FonchoVidal6 ай бұрын
Not a detective but a samurai cop
@noobie49986 ай бұрын
This is what A.I. thinks on how people talks
@PoutinePete3 жыл бұрын
You don't just abruptly end this mid-scene after we've become emotionally invested in the characters lives!
@nursegilbey3 жыл бұрын
xD
@Kv-pk2st3 жыл бұрын
That's some funny sh@
@zachsawyer48223 жыл бұрын
Dont get emotional about fictional movies?
@TheJofrica3 жыл бұрын
So they...cut a big portion of the scene off?
@NEOMASSO3 жыл бұрын
Samurai cop does
@chwayde22953 жыл бұрын
This is like a dream a 12 year old boy would have after he watched Lethal Weapon.
@stonethacrow3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure i had that dream after watching lethal weapon when i was 12
@dankdark9743 жыл бұрын
A fever dream maybe...
@reaccionasimetrica3 жыл бұрын
Best comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@nelsonkiiru72523 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's corny asf!!
@nothingsurprisesmeanymore3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid to tell you this is how most 25 year olds think now.
@NetherVoiD10 ай бұрын
I honestly think they did this on purpose
@texaswunderkind19 күн бұрын
Dear Penthouse Forum, you don't believe what happened to me...
@RudyAyoub3 жыл бұрын
I dont see anything wrong
@b0leg233 жыл бұрын
oh hey there rudy
@chuckyinges3 жыл бұрын
hey bro very nice 035
@bobmathers41243 жыл бұрын
Yo rudy, is this where you get inspo for your videos?
@orereo23283 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@harmageddon61823 жыл бұрын
I see something wrong. It's you!
@jesperjee3 жыл бұрын
The 8-year old who wrote this is almost 40 now. Imagine that.
@johngnipper87683 жыл бұрын
lol
@thebobanpevacАй бұрын
This is like Sims conversation in English language
@yoservs10 ай бұрын
This entire movie was made with a $250 dollar budget
@madeleinep.8282 ай бұрын
Google actually says it was $700, so you're not far off. This doesn't surprise me at all.
@vylettiz31883 жыл бұрын
This movie paved the way so that "The Room" could walk.
@KuweenLatysha43 жыл бұрын
OMG my thoughts EXACTLY HAHAHA
@asks16153 жыл бұрын
Seriously 😂😂😂
@aceboog45463 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Tommy Wiseau in this role lol
@goanna833 жыл бұрын
@@aceboog4546 i did naaahht
@maxdurk46243 жыл бұрын
The expression you are looking for is "This movie walked so The Room could run."
@theridz19816 жыл бұрын
Well that escalated quickly.
@ChoperJoJo6 жыл бұрын
Nick Riddle really quickly... like damn, right to the point rofl
@voltijuice85764 ай бұрын
00:20 "Do you like what you see?" - Yeah, the back of Samurai Cop's head is amazing. Gives new meaning to "blocking a shot"
@JoinTheProgress3 жыл бұрын
This was 1989, so it was an easy decision for the producers: Either pay for a great script with great acting, or get the guy with the best hair in the biz.
@Cutlass_Rudd3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Canada did that in their 2015 election
@chrisza97823 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it’s a wig kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z56Dq5SnzLHUl5s.html
@JoinTheProgress3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisza9782 NO, it is NOT a wig...not in THIS scene. They had to do re-shoots after filming was completed, months later. He had his hair cut, so they gave him a wig for *those* scenes of which there were just a few. This is his real hair. You can tell when he's wearing the wig easily, it looks ridiculous.
@keithpatrick1563 жыл бұрын
Since they didn't get Lorenzo Lamas, where'd the money go?
@magnusengeseth50602 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure that there was only ever a producer, no need to pluralize here. He also wrote, directed, edited and shot the movie himself if I recall correctly.
@negasonicteenagewarhead30643 жыл бұрын
"Mom can we get Rambo?" Mom: "no we have rambo at home". Rambo at home:
@user-kk5fb4oq7x3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@arpitarunmishra3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: he used to serve as Stallone's bodyguard
@Ir0nMa1d3n3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Shabazzx13 жыл бұрын
And the nurses name is Bo
@georgeprime20133 жыл бұрын
What the hell does that mean? I don't get it?
@evank833911 ай бұрын
This is the best produced porno ever. It’s even got that Game of Thrones’ “subvert expectations” thing going
@mikehawk730710 ай бұрын
There is name brand products and there is generic products. This is the generic products that failed the inspection phase.
@alexojideagu3 жыл бұрын
The Person who wrote that woman's dialogue has never met a woman, they must be a Space Martian.
@jegr33983 жыл бұрын
Guy was surely a wizard
@juanno73 жыл бұрын
All Martians are Space Martians except Earth Martians
@MrClassic-wm2yc3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ! Hahaha
@mister_mozzarella3 жыл бұрын
Well he was Iranian immigrant, trying to write a Hollywood movies jokes
@PolishGod12343 жыл бұрын
Or he was a giga chad so every woman acted like this around him
@JoeAugustAcoustic3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but that "Bingo" was probably the best dialogue ever
@AaronEllisOfficial3 жыл бұрын
The long pause before it is hilarious
@scottmatheson33463 жыл бұрын
that's a bingo!
@majorb68042 жыл бұрын
The only line written by Sylvester Stallone
@ryankennedy1612 жыл бұрын
Hans Landa approves
@huunreh111 Жыл бұрын
Meme scene
@silencedmaxim58897 ай бұрын
Knowing this is improv and the girl is leading, it explains the awkwardness.
@77Night77Shade775 ай бұрын
Cast: "So you're seriously gonna publish this piece of shit movie?" Director: "Bingo."
@SuperPussyFinger7 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Lohan was terrible in this movie.
@sexobscura3 жыл бұрын
she sure came in like a wrecking ball
@najmussaqib70553 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Lohan was terrible in every movie.
@dogmachine24063 жыл бұрын
It's not Lindsay Lohan it's Matt Hannon
@AmaraJordanMusic3 жыл бұрын
Justin Grynkewich Crap you’re right. 🤣
@ren09rn3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this comment 😂
@dean55353 жыл бұрын
The black guy is that one friend that would react to every lame jokes you make with supportive face expressions
@christophermccrea71333 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 No truer words ever spoken
@WAEVOICE Жыл бұрын
Best wingman ever.
@jamesmcinnis20811 ай бұрын
"every jokes"
@Bumpy10Knuckles10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah 🤣🤣🤣
@voodooluck2 ай бұрын
Everything time it cuts to the other guy, I die inside.
@haider20062 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@realQuestion6 ай бұрын
When you're a samurai cop, this sort of thing happens to you all the time
@ColinFowler10 жыл бұрын
Never mind the dialogue, the acting was horrendous.
@evlbarn1343 жыл бұрын
The movie is samurai cop it's a parody movie
@ColinFowler3 жыл бұрын
@@evlbarn134 haha I know the title
@Dim43233 жыл бұрын
?How terrible
@funkyfreak973 жыл бұрын
Ya... absolutely horrendous...ly amazing! Leonardo DiCaprio would be proud!
@thesprawl23613 жыл бұрын
I want to see this remade with Meryl Streep, Al Pacino and Denzel Washington, to see if it really is 'all about the delivery' .
@nadavegan11 ай бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Lethal Weapon.
@billybatts82833 ай бұрын
Shoes: Do you like what you see? Shine Box: I love what I see. Shoes: Would you like to touch what you see? Shine Box: Yes. Yes, I would. Shoes: Would you like to go out with me? Shine Box: Uh, yes I would. Shoes: Would you like to shine me? Shine Box: Bingo.
@jebootle3 жыл бұрын
The first like 15 seconds werent bad then it just went out of fucking control
@zakenmaru86123 жыл бұрын
Yeah the "next time catch him in one piece line" was great then it was like watching a dumpster slowly disintegrate
@ranneyjackson74972 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂
@JDJoshofficial2 жыл бұрын
I gotta watch this movie now after watching this
@water98922 жыл бұрын
bingo
@92Rafay3 жыл бұрын
If I get rich, I'm remaking this movie with Sam Jackson and Stallone.
@sachdeepsivakumar39363 жыл бұрын
And destroying their legacies
@lolforlife24873 жыл бұрын
Nah with sam and travolta
@Belikel3 жыл бұрын
If I get rich, Stallone is gonna be the nurse.
@kaikai91223 жыл бұрын
No sam and John travolta
@StuUngar3 жыл бұрын
Same here, cept Im making it with Danny Glover and Mel Gibson.
@TheSteelStallion5 ай бұрын
Of course the patient won't speak. His lips are sealed. Literally.
@unclefred31288 ай бұрын
People think AI is a modern problem, but it existed back then too
@DarkwoodDub3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq had the audacity to hide this from me for 9 years...
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis75363 жыл бұрын
where u from
@DarkwoodDub3 жыл бұрын
@@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 not Italy lol
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis75363 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwoodDub dont be scared homie ;) u look Like croatian hooligan
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis75363 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwoodDub dont be scared homie ;) u look Like croatian hooligan
@DarkwoodDub3 жыл бұрын
@@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis7536 how do you know that im Croatian. A very nice guess
@sosoew31153 жыл бұрын
That dialogue was written by a 10 year old, who has only heard his older brother talk about girls with his friends.
@lancehobbs80123 жыл бұрын
Like it was of that British tv show The Inbetweeners
@burnininhell3 жыл бұрын
His older brother who is 11 years old.
@Asukol3 жыл бұрын
For real though it was written by an Iranian guy who literally thought all American movies sounded like this.
@Photosynthesislove3 жыл бұрын
@@burnininhell jgbnggngn
@dennyboy773 жыл бұрын
Bingo haha
@Hurricanehewson2 ай бұрын
Black dude carried this movie
@mikebennet76977 ай бұрын
This movie feels like what you would get if you told an AI algorithm to do a remake of Lethal Weapon.
@bigdogmcguffy32094 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to touch what you see?" Almost had a cringe-heart attack after listening to that.
@andoliniv25963 жыл бұрын
You definitely qay
@thanhdanhvu58863 жыл бұрын
Being clean doesn’t mean you’re gay, gay.
@andoliniv25963 жыл бұрын
@@thanhdanhvu5886 Nobody asked you for your opinion, Dan
@mrburke19983 жыл бұрын
@@brzi6504 This comment thread is worse than the video 😂
@MdHaroonAhmedKhan3 жыл бұрын
Then you probably died from cringe after hearing rest of the dialogue.
@JimHardie13 жыл бұрын
This is literally what the world would look like if women thought the same way as men did.
@rajyavardhansingh44913 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@luchko39363 жыл бұрын
@@rajyavardhansingh4491 what
@woelad14223 жыл бұрын
for real tho, maybe its better it isn't this way
@nicholasalexander15903 жыл бұрын
@@woelad1422 You people are a special kind of stupid.
@lawliet22633 жыл бұрын
@@luchko3936 every guys dream that his crush would ask him out before he does
@user-gz8ix7lb6r13 күн бұрын
I like how they cast meaningful and silent glances at each other, like "Hey, what do you think she's implying by that?"
@mohammedrabin17717 ай бұрын
If the patient was in life support he would've pulled the plug 😑
@yodhin793 жыл бұрын
My guy did nothing wrong. He can’t compete with a jumbo jet. Nurse has messed up expectations !
@Regmou53 жыл бұрын
1:03
@fireballs73463 жыл бұрын
like cyberpunk?
@NinjaTutel3603 жыл бұрын
John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson are terrific in their role !
@Mickparrysstepdad3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean John Travolta & Laurence Fishburne?
@boke753 жыл бұрын
@@Mickparrysstepdad More like Johnny Traviata & Larry Fishburns.
@elinovak37703 жыл бұрын
He is actually polish Robert zdarsky
@CynthiaBax3 жыл бұрын
@@boke75 😂😂😂
@whatsgoingon073 жыл бұрын
This is dollar tree pulp fiction
@bradleyleacock338111 ай бұрын
After-school specials sure have changed
@omarchavez97908 ай бұрын
What do you mean "Worst dialogue ever!" this is a gem!
@ohnoestheydidnt3 жыл бұрын
Black guy: How is he? Guy with face completely bandaged in bed: *dead*
@shaneh18723 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's getting mummified
@dellecapacitailcoraggiofis75363 жыл бұрын
have u noticed the roughness which he asks how is he despite he has a sort of mummified corpse in front of him? ahahah
@evelyndisaster88273 жыл бұрын
His hair deserves an Academy Award.
@Eckoolt3 жыл бұрын
Its a wig
@niranjansrinivasan40423 жыл бұрын
@@Eckoolt not in this scene
@Eckoolt3 жыл бұрын
@@niranjansrinivasan4042 Now I know after watching interview with the actor, he cut the hair lol
@weallfollowmanutd3 жыл бұрын
@@Eckoolt he cut his hair off too early, assuming the filming was over. This is his hair here.
@aaliyahfurtadoxoxo2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tanya45345 ай бұрын
So, this is how I should pick up men? I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
@redpillnibbler44233 ай бұрын
Bingo 🕺
@05111987201110 ай бұрын
Ha! If they can do such dialogs, why not me? - Disney Star Wars Producer
@murraydean23718 ай бұрын
Absolutely beautiful and extremely moving.
@tibormalinsky87513 жыл бұрын
This actually sounds like some kind of lyrics of a modern pop song.
@Chr1z4m3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Nobodyimportant853 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@jacknapyer3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tibormalinsky87513 жыл бұрын
@@hillarysudeikis2264 Yo, what the hell, get the fuck out of here!
@nickpatterson24793 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@olamideadio3 жыл бұрын
How did it go from "can the patient talk" to "Have you been circumcised"?
@butterblood3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t you ever been to the doctor before?
@olamideadio3 жыл бұрын
@@butterblood No I haven't. I'm African and there are no doctors in my country.
@abdicolestudios88993 жыл бұрын
@@olamideadio lmao 😂
@peanutsinspace3 жыл бұрын
She went to the Tommy Wiseau school of asking weird questions at an inappropriate time.
@butwait3 жыл бұрын
@@olamideadio he meant the witch doctor than
@FredrickTesla Жыл бұрын
This is written like a conversation with a chatbot.
@FlyerPense6 ай бұрын
When she asked do you like what you see and want to touch what you see, I thought it was about a patient in bed😅
@valobrien95963 жыл бұрын
Nurse; "I want bigger" Black guy; "Hey hey hey, I have uh...." Guy knows a good opportunity when he sees one!
@joshalmanza1293 жыл бұрын
These comments are legendary.
@thomasshredster46273 жыл бұрын
XD , lol she just flipped hm off lol
@anthonyvaldes10213 жыл бұрын
@kcuF elgooG what kinda guys are you? Some soy boy beta cucks?!