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@Karuten626 2 жыл бұрын

For those who want the list more conveniently, the ‘alternate titles’ used for flashbang grenades in the subtitles are as follows: Flashy nade Brighty boomy Blinder boi Disorientation dildo Confusion tube Bewilderment brick and Sun simulator

@winterleader7148 2 жыл бұрын

BEWILDERMENT BRICK IM FUCKING DYING

@llamabing5215 2 жыл бұрын

Bewilderment Brick is my favourite

@c_gull9995 2 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Cylinder

@foxythepirate3218 2 жыл бұрын

"Blinder boi" has been added to my dictionary

@LijFrij 2 жыл бұрын

DISOREIENTATION DILDO IS INCREDIBLE

@monkeplaysgames9448 2 жыл бұрын

“Jake don’t get stuck in the washing machine you might need help” and “we both can go in the washing machine at the same time” are probably the funniest quote this year lol

@AntonsVoice 2 жыл бұрын

So far

@64BBernard 2 жыл бұрын

Jake and Gabbi - a perfect match!

@SenKichita 2 жыл бұрын

@@64BBernard always has been :)

@eleeyah4757 2 жыл бұрын

I was SOOO WAITING for a 'step-sis, what are you doing there?' from Jonk. XD

@THE_SOSC 2 жыл бұрын

G: oh step bro B: wtf I just met her today ya gotta help me Dispatch: ok I need you to fart in her eye

@canadiancanucklehead8310 2 жыл бұрын

If Jake is a Looney Toons character, then not only is he a trundling idiot, it means he can live through any injury. Pros and Cons to Jake’s existence.

@Viper082503 2 жыл бұрын

That just means it's a pro and pro I want to be a trundling idiot if that's how happy I would be all the time and get to live through any injury!

@KingofWolves3277 2 жыл бұрын

So he's just like Wile E. Coyote then :)

@chasedieckmann9027 2 жыл бұрын

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE BEATING ME IN THE FACE WITH A RIFLE, WHY WOULD I NOT DIE GABBY?” god i love this channel

@ButterDoggle 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he ate a fork.

@michaelharder3055 2 жыл бұрын

@@Viper082503 Have you heard how much Jonk complains about little things. He is a toddler and i love it.

@daedalus6796 2 жыл бұрын

In today's episode of Worst Premade Ever: Jake and Ellis touch tips while Gabby watches.

@wildlands7544 2 жыл бұрын

* in the dark corner * Gabby: awe such a precious moment is happening right before my eyes

@SpicyT257 2 жыл бұрын

sounds like a bit of a wet dream really

@avalonaura4076 2 жыл бұрын

fanfic writers, get to work

@builderman6167 2 жыл бұрын

Saw this and almost died laughing

@jamesbernadette6216 2 жыл бұрын

Remind me to come scour the comment section next time before watching the actual video lmao.

@lukevankleef4245 2 жыл бұрын

4:56 I love how this segment implies they kept this conversation going over the course of leaving the building, getting into the truck, driving to their next destination and starting their next mission.

@ryanswift128 Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the cbs swat show when they do banter in black Betty like Luca trying to find a place to sleep

@blazingemstone7188 2 жыл бұрын

I swear the voice that Ellis is doing reminds me so much of the narrator from the Stanley Parable when he’s talking about the broom closet ending

@kileytingey6828 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly it sounds like spitting image's version of Keir starmer

@LachlanRoss65 2 жыл бұрын

It just sounds like my dad when he’s pissed and starts becoming ‘sarcastic Steve’

@callumjones2417 2 жыл бұрын

To me it sounds like boycy from only fools and horses

@DevlahTah 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like one of "The Auditors" from the live action production of Terry Pratchet's "The Hogfather".

@anthasaurus 2 жыл бұрын

I hear the bad guy from the movie box trolls

@CLNCJD94 2 жыл бұрын

In Jake’s defense, most of those flash bang throws should not have bounced as poorly as they did. Or the rest of the crew fucks up opening doors.

@hypolyxa7207 2 жыл бұрын

Stop defending Jake. That's not fun.

@greekteafors3862 2 жыл бұрын

@@hypolyxa7207 Someone just want it.

@OmegaQuinn 2 жыл бұрын

@@hypolyxa7207 he still gets a lot of shit for some stuff that’s not his fault though

@CRUSH40RULES 2 жыл бұрын

The game does look like it needs a few more improvements.

@RoundusMongus 2 жыл бұрын

Keep defending Jake, he gets too much shit thrown at him.

@RHAYNEB0W 2 жыл бұрын

I love that Ellis is laughing more openly and freely. Like, his rage is a whole mood lol but his full blown laughter is very heart warming.

@FreedomAssassin64 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, usually he's always angry lol

@jaryd2k2 2 жыл бұрын

@@FreedomAssassin64 To be fair... he usually has a good reason to. ^^

@Rhodor-O6 2 жыл бұрын

The little sheep in the corner confused me until I saw its mouth open. Then I realized and promptly fell out of my chair laughing XD

@professorjgaming5923 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that I'm not the only one that noticed the sheep

@LugiatheOceanGuardian 2 жыл бұрын

What sheep?

@SubZeroMarineMegaMan 2 жыл бұрын

@@LugiatheOceanGuardian The one at bottom right corner. With number. Each number represents how many times they swear.

@ForestRaptor 2 жыл бұрын

I bet they argued about how many times they had to 'sensor' them and just decided to make a counter because fuck it.

@dylantucker5374 Жыл бұрын

@@ForestRaptor Bump the counter up by one!

@danielflorinduta4713 2 жыл бұрын

1:20 thats the most jonk thing ever. "Alright everyone we gotta be real quiet in here so keep it low" *Proceeds to trip and break every single standing object in the room* "Ok who was that?"

@ThatOneDane 2 жыл бұрын

Like the time in Half-Life where he blundered into a trip mine after telling everyone to be careful and the whole thing goes up into a massive mushroom cloud

@TheRadioknight 2 жыл бұрын

I still don't get what actually happend

@dr.bright6272 2 ай бұрын

@TheRadioknight he inadvertently sent a stool flying into the air by walking near it then broke a light by stepping on it

@jackspry9736 2 жыл бұрын

“Or no cause in Scotland it’ll be Fryer!” That took me about 6 minutes to catch my breath.

@TheRadioknight 2 жыл бұрын

i choked on water XD

@lordofcreation3498 2 жыл бұрын

1:01 to hear again mates

@nicholasmcdede8893 2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, unless that's just an accent part...

@Brohammer0001 2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasmcdede8893 He's playing on the stereotype that the Scottish have an unhealthy obsession with overly fried food.

@spartanipods 10 ай бұрын

@@Brohammer0001So, would that make Scotland the Texas of the UK?

@Verip 2 жыл бұрын

If his voice for us was more accurate I wouldn't be so offended that he doesn't know anything about how caulk action suppressors work.

@rjwaters3 2 жыл бұрын

yeah and thats not how we sound, its may, ive got hay fever.

@Pearlionon 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO XD

@mylesfutrell9534 2 жыл бұрын

thats the point mate

@cutepiggy9906 Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@chrisd7010 2 жыл бұрын

You’re right it’s not a caulk gun, it’s an Automatic Sealant Dispensing Apparatus. 😂😂

@prynczleinorparaiso35 2 жыл бұрын

So you'r that fucker ellis was talking about!🤣

@RebelSympathyzr 2 жыл бұрын

ASDA? Wtf is that doing here?

@sillylittleowlguy2392 2 жыл бұрын

Automatic Sealant Shooter

@Sir-Blaze 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually a Precision Energy Nozzled Instrument Stick

@cutepiggy9906 Жыл бұрын

Do you shop at ASDA?

@derekallard4599 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, how many games that have those floor spotlights in them actually make them interactable, let alone shatter when walked on? And I love the muted green text when night vision is on! I don't want to make your editor feel like they have to keep topping themselves each upload, but they're doing a damn fine job of it.

@Nater2204 2 жыл бұрын

I think gabby is the editor IIRC but i may be misremembering things. Edit: this information is from an older video which means they probably have an editor now.

@ladrok97 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nater2204 They hired editor. Or what is new guy doing?

@DragonicFang 2 жыл бұрын

They have a new editor, i don't remember their name but he sometimes play with them iirc. One on their charity stream and one in half life i think?

@Nater2204 2 жыл бұрын

@@DragonicFang oh cool! Yeah i had no idea because i don't really keep up with them outside of YT.

@Nater2204 2 жыл бұрын

@Mogumogu Mugo oh. Well now i feel stupid.

@MediaDroid960 2 жыл бұрын

This channel if it was a sitcom would be a combination of friends, curb your enthusiasm, and it’s always sunny an Philadelphia. And I would binge the hell out of that

@AntonsVoice 2 жыл бұрын

Always sunny Vs Darth maul

@Daniel_Home 2 жыл бұрын

'So no one told you life was gonna be this way' Ellis Gabby and essentially anyone but Jake : no, no they did not

@Nyghtking 2 жыл бұрын

It's Always Sunny To Curb Your Friends

@Enterprise-D666 11 ай бұрын

What about good old fashioned Seinfeld?

@nostalgiacat5160 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome back to another episode of Jonk being incompetent, Ellis being salty, Alex making NSFW jokes, Gabby enabling Jonk, and Cath putting up with everyone’s shenanigans.

@delanovanraalte3646 2 жыл бұрын

And friendly fire

@45calGunslinger 2 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed Cath managed to stay out of everyone's way. Usually her role is "jump in front of friendly bullets and rage at the shooter"

@devintheundertalefan5611 Жыл бұрын

while cath is also incompetent XD

@bolmobelo Жыл бұрын

Read cath as cank.bit of confusion there-

@thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 Жыл бұрын

2:48. Fun fact, when the police in the US got a tip off that an armed shooter was in a GameStop, they when full in and had a standoff with the shooter. Turns out it was a cutout of Ghost from CoD

@shadow_leaf7965 Ай бұрын

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND THAT'S REAL?!

@justbennyka7596 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis ranting is the funniest thing ever

@melissabrooks1392 2 жыл бұрын

Jake is Medusas and Midas's secret love child. Everything he looks at and touches breaks.

@jareththegoblinking3191 2 жыл бұрын

Ain’t no way Midas would ever love Medusa Plus how can either one of the make love? Everything Midas touches turns to gold, abd he doesn’t need his hands to touch. Medusa needs to swear a blindfold so she can’t use her stone vision but then she’s be blinded

@Puti880415 2 жыл бұрын

He touched Gabby.. many times and you can see the result..

@ShudowWolf 2 жыл бұрын

"Everything I touch turns to stone" perfection. He just touches something and it turns to stone or breaks or PHYSICS

@ryanspalding875 2 жыл бұрын

We actually have an American Southern or American Mid-Western accents whenever we talk about how weaponry works. But everything else is spot on, now you can insult us correctly. Keep it up, I love it.

@bananatheo3796 2 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie, saying "I love it" to being insulted makes you sound really kinky XD I know that's not what you mean and I really enjoy it as well but the wording just sounded funny.

@apexfenix9623 Жыл бұрын

@@bananatheo3796 your weird, you made it weird. Go to h9rny jail

@gothiiispiderz Жыл бұрын

@@bananatheo3796 bold of you to assume that isn't what they mean

@intelligentcanary6952 2 жыл бұрын

Bro, even the subtitles changed colour when they were using the night vision goggles, the amount of dedication that goes into the editing is crazy!

@wbsiwvejdnd 2 жыл бұрын

"Grenade pin gets pulled" "Please help us" BANG Jonk - verb - to manage to fuck up a simple task

@Airu_ver.0 2 жыл бұрын

Actually, that time was not Jake grenaded that civilian. That was Gabby. Jake was dead and watching Gabby's playing.

@wbsiwvejdnd 2 жыл бұрын

@@Airu_ver.0 yeah, I know, still jonked it up though

@arandomcommenter412 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say saving hostages is a “simple task”

@wbsiwvejdnd 2 жыл бұрын

@@arandomcommenter412 valid, but also deciding to not drive through a 3 point alleyway turn in a bus isn't a very difficult decision either soooooo

@ninjastargames253 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the goat actually opens its mouth when they swear its great

@thdarkwolfshadow347 2 жыл бұрын

I was dying at 1:05 never change alex never change

@foxooverlord Жыл бұрын

5:10 that is some attention to detail, ellis' subtitles are also in night vision mode when it is on

@ghostlyjonah5635 2 жыл бұрын

7:20 metal brings everyone together, even two people who can't stand each other

@virenrampersad4801 Жыл бұрын

1:25 is my favorite thing in wpe. Ellis’s yelling jakes name is the absolute best thing ever 😂

@nickolas78gr24 2 жыл бұрын

2:09 that cut on "proper" was perfect foreshadowing on what was really happening

@PooBrainBatman 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fade out and in during the caulking gun rant, It made it seem like they on it for hours. 4:50

@mattc8908 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm right because I'm American" lol I think that's in our national anthem

@kallmepsykho6896 2 жыл бұрын

10:05 uh ACKTUALLY we do sound a bit like that thank you!

@dasaskarbova2574 2 жыл бұрын

I remember you're old sea of thieves and rainbow six siege videos they were so awesome but bro it's so nice to see how much you guys have progressed. Well done!

@Excalibur-Sonic 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis' Precious Caulking Guns!

@ondrikkovarikcz5131 Жыл бұрын

Thanks to Jake and Ellis "touching tips" I discovered my favourite band! Thank you!

@redrawnation6072 2 жыл бұрын

1:04 Killed me guys welldone. 🤣🤣

@IceLordCryo 2 жыл бұрын

Those were some SovietWomble level grenade throws XD

@Vector_A_Mctavish Жыл бұрын

Man it's great watching this again, At 5:30 is very funny just imagine the enemies are just in another room and heard the light break and they peeked and saw an intire swat team arguing, and the enemies just looked at each other just confused.

@adamcompton3605 2 жыл бұрын

The 'experts' they were quoting were too damn funny, I literally laugh my ass off every time I watch this.

@redonyx8591 Жыл бұрын

3:03 “Jake fucking missed!” No, it bounced off the window.

@ikram2512 2 жыл бұрын

When jonk became smart Gabby IQ decrease When Gabby become smart jonk IQ decrease

@sandow8575 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, I'm sorry, but I need to defend Jake at 5:40, WHEN THE FUCK HAS ONE OF THOSE LIGHT THINGS BROKEN BY WALKING NEAR IT IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME BEFORE?

@45calGunslinger 2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention 1:21 when a lamp spontaneously explodes and a stool yeets itself because you looked at them.

@matsuhikotakagawa8060 2 жыл бұрын

Well, TBF, he walked _'on top of it'_ ... of course it would broke (saw his FOV went higher)

@matsuhikotakagawa8060 2 жыл бұрын

@@45calGunslinger I did that twice; the _'hitboxes'_ in this game was amazing, as if I'm playing in VR (you can touch things in front of you with only your held gun, even opening doors)...

@masque4040 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis's comments section impression sounds like Allan Partridge 😂😂😂 love y'all

@mattycg_plays 2 жыл бұрын

Love the swear counter in the bottom right hand corner and love your content guys you always know how to make me laugh

@nomad0616 2 жыл бұрын

As well as being absolutely hilarious, I love the small details in your videos. Like the names for each flashbang as it's thrown and the night-vision changing everything including the coloured subtitles.

@davidt1d 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been in construction for 420 years and I’ve never been so insulted by how much someone has gotten a cocking gun wrong 🤦‍♂️

@mylesfutrell9534 2 жыл бұрын

thats the point

@giantflyinghog3550 2 жыл бұрын

He truly has the grenade skill of Soviet Womble.

@wavestridechariot8062 2 жыл бұрын

8:34 : You could say... the new sport involves tostages.

@addisonwelsh 2 жыл бұрын

Jake failed more grenades in this video than Womble has his entire KZfaq career

@zidniafifamani2378 2 жыл бұрын

Salt Raider: "Hold our salt mine!!!".

@matsuhikotakagawa8060 2 жыл бұрын

BUT, the most un-proficient grenadier in FPS games should fall to _'Jolly Wangcore'_ though 😏

@JohnDoe-hj9fh 2 жыл бұрын

Okay but isn't Ellis the one who's constantly correcting people about literally everything?

@NovatoEx Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but It isnt fun when its done to you

@JohnDoe-hj9fh Жыл бұрын

@@NovatoEx so he's just being a hypocrite

@NovatoEx Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-hj9fh Kinda, yeah, but its more for comedic effect than anything

@slimetank394 5 ай бұрын

@@JohnDoe-hj9fh it's different when the "correct" is literally just what he already know

@aquilliusranger2137 2 жыл бұрын

“PROPer attitude” 2:06 Ellis WALKED right into that one.

@shadowsummoner7394 2 жыл бұрын

Great video to watch before going to sleep, then rewatching it again tmrw

@ernest3286 2 жыл бұрын

Y'all are always hilarious, but the jokes were absolutely on point today. 😂

@IAteTheCake 2 жыл бұрын

LOL I just realised what the counter was in the bottom right corner XD

@shadowthehedgehog182 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis and Jake had a bro moment

@thegoofygoblin2081 Жыл бұрын

1:03 "Or no, cause its scotland it'll be fryer." OML i'm crying and coughing

@lioncactus1906 2 жыл бұрын

This was great. I loved the ready or not streams.

@sergeantsainsburys9181 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the goat counter at the bottom

@littleshadow_ 2 жыл бұрын

I love the subtitles placed on the flash bangs in this video lol “bewilderment brick” is my favourite one

@Erkle64 2 жыл бұрын

I love that it starts with Jake clearly aiming his gun directly at the back of Gabby's head. 😆

@wbsiwvejdnd 2 жыл бұрын

Fucking bewilderment brick, that's what my grenades are gonna be called forever

@fletch2772 2 жыл бұрын

What about the Disorientation Dildo?

@wbsiwvejdnd 2 жыл бұрын

@@fletch2772 what does it go in and suddenly your brain has a spasm

@fletch2772 2 жыл бұрын

@@wbsiwvejdnd it vibrates so hard you can't see straight

@Skyunai 2 жыл бұрын

I wasnt expecting the Periphery bit, my all time favorite prog band, can't wait for P5, ive been following on what little info they've given about it, im super excited about it.

@questionablecaptainera 2 жыл бұрын

9:40 AcTuAlLy ElLiEs, AlEx MiGhT bE rIgHt HeRe. If It'S tHe Us, ThAt MiGhT bE a CiVvIe WiTh A gUn.

@fedr4193 Жыл бұрын

imagine being held hostage and you hear the squad team having this conversation 9:20

@paulhuston9991 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis and Jake had a Journey moment without Journey. Now that IS amazing!

@ronansevtn5603 2 жыл бұрын

2:23 Lmao

@Connectitthefancollector Жыл бұрын

4:40 encountered a guy like that with fans. Like one time i said something that he deemed as incorrect and he acted like that. But throw in insults and always calling himself serious lol

@awesomespurr3606 Жыл бұрын

imagine this scenario: You're hiding from the FBI, they're about to go into your room when one of them break a glass vase, and they just start screaming at each other, giving you enough time to sneak out of a window. this situation is purely hypothetical

@fathersiren9914 2 жыл бұрын

Gobby and jonk are very special forces 🤣🤣🤣

@mossyproductions7451 2 жыл бұрын

The Labrador and the Chihuahua had a proper bonding time

@Hamlenain 2 жыл бұрын

You guys crack me up so much, thank you and keep it up.

@novotd443 2 жыл бұрын

Well actually... Great vid, thanks for the laughs. Hope you have a great time y'all!

@kabalcrom589 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Don’t usually comment but the voices had me in stitches. Great work from the whole team

@jellepolak9211 2 жыл бұрын

The first time Jake and Ellis touched tips gave me a great song reccomendation. thats one for the history books.

@5tyxz 2 жыл бұрын

oh yes another wpe upload to brighten my day

@GoatGamingCanada 2 жыл бұрын

Omg it took me two full watch-throughs before I noticed the sheep head in the bottom with the counter of how many times they had to censor things!!! Amazing little extra touch!

@SaberInferno 2 жыл бұрын

The Goat is a nice touch, superb I do say.

@buddythewonderdog8065 2 жыл бұрын

If 'Jellis' is the term for Jake and Ellis shenanigans then I nominate 'Gonk' for Jake and Gabby shenanigans.

@existentialrowlet 2 жыл бұрын

That little sheep counter bottom right is a real nice touch mate

@surki2080 2 жыл бұрын

These videos are so good lmao

@blitzzzyyy Жыл бұрын

Can I just say the headcam with the blinking dot being the same colour as the person's subtitles, chefs kiss absolutely genius

@drphalanges1520 2 жыл бұрын

I love the Periphery session in the middle there lol

@FOVoid 2 жыл бұрын

2:29 no Swat team, just regular german infantry

@fedupN 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis' rant was awesome. And accurate.

@octane4666 Жыл бұрын

i love how when they try to break a window with grenades JAKES GRANADE HIT and everyone was like "OH JAKE F***ING MISSED"

@benjaminlukecart1845 2 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to think life across the pond is just one giant “oh for fucks sake” lol love it. Good stuff you guys. Laughter is the best medicine have a good weekend! 🙃🙃👍👍

@Kerosiin 2 жыл бұрын

“Please… just get us out of here” *Bam* Well that’s one way to take care of it

@Rytonic69 Жыл бұрын

9:13 American cops be like:

@fishilp 2 жыл бұрын

Great Video man!

@haydenoka9704 2 жыл бұрын

Been in construction for six years and Ellis described a caulk gun perfectly

@haydenoka9704 2 жыл бұрын

Though he did forget that there's a bit of post nut that comes out if you don't disengage the lever

@wo0dy Жыл бұрын

I'm glad youtube has started to push wider channels out.. I'd never have found you lot.. but im bloody glad I did

@IsDavidReal Жыл бұрын

y’all really cemented the love with the periphery reference, respect fellow music enjoyers

@Kurogane_666 2 жыл бұрын

Ellis and Alex's rants are hilarious

@PimpMacSlickBac 2 жыл бұрын

The voice for the comments about 'caulking gun' was not only totally accurate, especially how every American is a gun expert, coming from an American gun expert... But moreso, that was Josh Widdicombe's voice 100 percent

@calebdurrant5075 2 жыл бұрын

"basically jake and ellis touched tips" killed me, i love the moments when jellis is a thing

@Soulroze 2 жыл бұрын

Fun thing as I was watching this video I was reminded of something that happened in Norway earlier in the week. The police was alerted and found someone that had died but the victim turned out to be a mannequin.