I’m currently sitting in a waiting room for my doctor appointment and I’ve been laughing out loud while watching this much to the confusion of everyone around me. It’s great to see Tooney back with the happy version of his song! And his line about switching over to American Express whenever he has VISA problems had me in stitches. But the real star here was Puppet H. He was hilarious in this! Him not knowing what anything outside of WWE was spot on and probably a lot more real than we give him credit for. Great stuff, Marvin!

the amount of "who the hell is that?"s from Triple H is hilarious, no idea who Tooney is, even after talking about him

"Much like the pastrami and spicy mustard I just had, that statement is gonna come back to haunt you" 😂 snarky Trips gets me rolling every time. Congrats on 2K and Monetization!!

Dave Meltzer denied IMPACT a 5 Star Rating of Sami Callihan vs Pentagon Jr Hair vs Mask all because of 1 non-sell ...

Lol "BOOKER OF THE YEAR?!" "I'd have to go with Booker T" That's hilarious

ECW didn't endanger fans as much as AEW.

I'm sure too Tony Khan played Donkey Kong 64 back in the day 😜

It’s sad to see what the Hardy’s have turned into. Listening to you talk about how much you love sting and what you’ve seen him turn into is my exact feeling with the Hardy’s. I moved around North Carolina a lot as a kid but grew up in Moore County. I grew up in a town 10 minutes away from Cameron. The Hardy boys went to my elementary/high schools they’re basically legends around here. I guarantee you 90% of people in NC now have no idea what the Hardy’s have been turned into on AEW tv. If they saw what those boys do now for checks they laugh or shake their heads and not watch.

family guy tv announcer: we now return to headlock headlines with marvin the movie monster

I'm surprised you didn't mention the other glass spot that clearly sent lots of shards of glass into the audience at high level when the Bucks threw Sting into the corner. Other than that, fun episode as always. Nice to see a bit of back and forth critiquing both Tooney and Tripuppet H.

Congratz on 2K subs! Toony is back in full form and the monster is getting better at shutting down Trip which is always fun. Can't wait for the special announcements.

the glass spot where glass flew to the audience was when sting went through it from what i heard.

Triple H definitely still plays worldle bruh 😂 Every video just gets better and better I hope this channel blows the fuck up.

I'm definitely more on the casual end of the wrestling fan spectrum... probably why I've always favored WWE because it is usually more casual fan friendly than other companies. So I don't actually watch PPVs (or even PLEs) when they happen and instead I watch various KZfaq video of the matches. So what I saw in the several videos of Sting's final match looked to be little more than an overbooked spot-fest shitshow with the only positive being that Sting came out victorious over Wingus and Dinugs. Not a match I'd really rate highly or think fondly of in the long run. That all being said I really do appreciate that you take the piss out of both AEW and WWE when they deserve it, and they have both done a lot of shit that deserves it. But most of all I really appreciate the humor that goes into taking the piss out of them. This was another video I laughed through many times.

That glass spot is getting AEW sued for the girl who got glass in her eyes. I saw that on facebook not sure how true it is

My wife and I stopped watching AEW after a combination of no storylines to watch that were worth it (outside of maybe MJF), and she asked some fans about Kazuchika Okada and Jay White when they first appeared on AEW. They weren't happy that she didn't instantly know who those two were and they came out the first time she saw them like they were just normal wrestlers (Okada coming out in a t-shirt for god sake). I did explain to her since I watched a lot of New Japan myself at the time. It does look like they gave Will Ospreay a little more fanfare last week but I wonder if it's too little too late for them. Also congrats on monetization. Welcome to the club!

HHH addition is great. I'm waiting on a Cornette puppet

My one and only trusted source for rasslin newz and commentary. Glad to see Tooney Khan got back into the good stuff and recovered from those WON awards.

The CMLL “no other luchadoors” might be a misleading. I think the rule is no other wrestlers from triple A can be in a match with a CMLL wrestler, but they can still appear on the same shows

Thrilled for you. Happy to have been here since the beginning.

This is by far my favorite KZfaq wrestling channel.

I just watched this around midnight in Thailand after finishing wrestling training. Great video as always. Congratulations on the 2k subs!

Gotta admit, sting got a great send off , glad that goofy khan didn’t sabotage it one way or another, as for the whole cmll thing , I think konnan said it best , it was done out of spite

I support you Monster Jobber☝

Congratulations on 2k+ subs and reaching monetization Marvin, it's very well deserved! 🎉🎉🎉

14:33 i can feel the frustration in the puppets' eyes. Nice job as always

Thanks for all the laughs so far(and for Tooney's 'snow' fund 😉)

I still play Skyrim. Lol

Is the fact when he went to that dark place and named Uncle Waldo that I instantly thought of Waldo Von Erich just prove I'm old? Big ups on the monetization and subs, I hope through your obvious hard work and talent it affords you a great and comfortable life.

Brilliant good sir!! Congrats on all your positive progress thus far👍👍

Oh Uncle Waldo

Grats on the Monetization! Now the real work begins. 6.75 stars. No notes.

18:47 It's like they went out of their way to go the opposite route WWE took Taker's streak but for all of the wrong reasons. Great video as always, Marvin!

The reason Toony isn't use AAA anymore is that TNA made a major partnership with them at Hard To Kill. He hates TNA because he knows their product and wrestlers are better. That's why TNA is the only company that can't enter the Forbidden Door. No, the so called "partnership" between them was a joke. Only the Good Brothers appeared on Dynamite, because they were Bullet Club.

Glad to hear your channel is doing well. You're presenting wrestling in a totally unique way, plus it's entertaining, informative and funny as hell. Thanks for doing what you do. You, Simon Miller, Cornette and Dirty Dutch are doing it the right way!

I'm glad I subscribed! i don't agree with every opinion you have but I respect you backing them up with recepts. Any chance of adding a TNA character? If you do my money's on it being Gail Kim.

Marvin has secured the bag. LETS GOOOOO

I saw an article that said Tony Khan is suspending Adam Page for his actions after his match, at Revolution. So, he's finally going to stick to the new disciplinary rules, with Sammy. While also using the rules to suspend someone for story purposes. I'm sure other companies have done similar things, but for some reason this feels really weird.

I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!! With that being said, I constantly hear people say that Sting's WWE run was the WORST of his CAREER, well I beg to differ. A lot of the fans/marks that are making these comments NEVER saw his Memphis run OR wasn't born then as I was. Even though it was his rookie year, it's STILL part of his career.

Let's add to the list of why Marvin has some serious talent...speaking Spanish and making "Trips" a funny guy. I'm sure most people didn't need Google Translate for "dinero de mi papa" to laugh but, nice work. I know enough Spanish to get by so, "para JUGAR" had me cracking up. The character of Trips just gets better after each episode. Triple H isn't painfully socially awkward like Tony and Dave but, the creation of Trips brings humor by being a wealthy and oblivious meathead. Trips got some jokes. Uncle Waldo and hate boner were excellent. Keep it comin' and congrats on your Dos Mil (en Español).

Why Uncle Waldo!? Why!??!?!😭😭😭

I demand an uncle Waldo puppet

"Booker of the year" "I'd have to go with Booker T" lol that is so gold and funny

Lmao i seen the parody song on twitter, the channel is just as funny🤣

0:23 It's thanks to that glorious Y2J song. The lyrics deserve awards.😆 5:27 😂😂😂

"Touch grass, loser"..a instant classic

Congrats on two thousand subs! You deserve it!

I'm still shocked Tony Khan did the right thing and put Sting over. More the fact he got the Rod and Todd Flanders to do it. As great as Sting's overall retirement was, and the involvement of his sons. All anyone will remember from this is Darby's dumb ass spot, which could have done serious injury to him, and also shot shards of glass into the audience. Remember folks. "Steven P News." WWE also did the right thing by acknowledging the match and retirement, taking the high road, and showing how you mention another company in a positive light. I also laugh at how people are saying Revolution was the "Best PPV ever" when it was a 2 match show. Stings retirement and Takeshita vs Ospreay. Of course a shock to no one Opsreay nearly got injured in his first official match on the AEW roster. Sammy should be punished for this, but the ref should also be punished for letting the match continue. This is just like when Ric Knox let the Moxley/Fenix match continue. The refs need to be held accountable. But I find it interesting Sammy is only now getting suspended almost a month after the incident. Makes you wonder if there isn't more to this... like the debut of a certain Mercedes "BOTCH TIME" Mone.

To be fair sting's run was cut so short by the injury it's hard to criticize the booking without acknowledging the injury. It is one of my greatest disappointments of my wrestling life. Sting is one of my favorite wrestlers and it was crazy that he was finally going to wwe. A real shame it was cut so short.

Terrific video as always. My controversial take among this side of wrestling fandom is that this is the one match where Darby doing a big dumb stupid spot is okay. Now, could that have just been a table spot and did the same thing? Yes. Unfortunately table spots have been so neutered it wouldn’t have meant as much. I hate that it’s the case, but this is the one time where I’m okay with it.

I hope you do a shawn michaels(with a lazy eye) character someday lol Loving your channel!

Can't wait for Danielson Vs Ospreay! Tony should book it as "Loser leaves the ring in a wheelchair match". The match can't end until at least 50 finishers are kicked out of!!

So with the tag titles for AEW now vacated, are we just going to do another tournament.

Marvin, your channel has quickly become one my favorites. The feral joy, and embarrassing laugh that falls out of my mouth every time Trip says “dun nun nun dun nun nun Me.” Forever a hit. Keep up the good work my dude, I’ll be here supporting you! 🤘🏻

Tony Khan turning Sting into a crash test dummy for his AEW run was a weird way for him to go out.

H-Dog needs a theme, too lol

Love this! But in the spirit of friendly disagreement, I don't mind a feelgood retirement match where the retiring wrestler gets their hand raised one last time. I think I'd prefer to consider their legacy, whether they made stars in their career or buried everyone in their path. Then let their last match be situational...maybe it's right to have them go out counting lights. But maybe it's also right to let the fans celebrate with them for that final moment. Just speaking as a guy who loved Roddy Piper's first retirement match and Flair's first retirement match. ........... Jeez, maybe we haven't seen the last of Sting.

AEW's women's division is so bad it's embarrassing.

I saw you comment on another channel anf thought lets give this guy a shot. At first i saw a puppet and was like wtf???? Then became impressed with your take on wrestling. Ingotta say i hold alotcof the same views plus you have great comedic timing. Bro this channel gonna do great numbers. Get monetized get that bag cant wait for more of your talents to show.

Well Earned Subscribers & Viewing Hours Monster, You Deserved it All & Much More!!💪👏😎 Good Luck on the KZfaq Monetization!👍

congrat on your 2k subs. Keep up the great work

Congratulations to my favourite fabricated American on the 2k subs and the monetization. This is my favourite show of the week. I definitely don't sing the TK theme around the house or anything 😅

So there two reasons why Sammy was suspended 1. To take the focus off Darby. 2. Because Sasha Banks is coming in and we all knows what Sammy wants to do to Sasha Banks.

I love your channel dude!

Man you are knocking it out of the park keep up good work

Love the channel. After going through a massive WrestleMania rewatch and finishing WM 35 and how Kurt Angle's retirement was handled, I do have to give some respect to AEW not just for Sting's run but the handling of his retirement and final match. To not even let Kurt pic his last opponent was such a dick move from Vince. Certain guys are deserving of a big retirement and farewell tour and while I've never been the biggest Sting fan, I do respect him and what he's done in the business. Like, as unselfish and poorly handled good portions of his career was, Ihave no problem with him going out with a win.

This is the best headlock headlines video so far. Loved the glass breaking part with trips. Every joke landed so well. Also the transitions between topics from schMeltzer and Tooney were seamless. Also Dave Meltzer’s hypocritical ass needs to pack it in and retire to keep any credibility he once had

I had this thought while watching your show and I say this with absolutely zero sarcasm or intentional irony. This is such good shit. 😂

🙂👍 I found you through the PWT podcast!

Congrats Marvin, you nail it every week and love all the vids

Congratulations!! 🎉🥳🎊🎂🍦💐

It's hard to shake the feeling that the "Yeah, not feeling sorry for him any longer" bit was just your reaction to the post PPV scum-scrum (I refuse to call the bedroom bloggers media...)

I couldnt continue watching in good conscience without at the very least becoming a mark ( that and I want to mark out for myself in the credits ). Either way, Patreon officially joined :D

I return to this video regularly and want to say this. "Booker of the year!" "What of the what?" "BOOKER OF THE YEAR!" "I’d have to go with Booker T." "GAHHHHH" is the best joke in this whole series so far and I don’t think it can be topped.

2:41 TK: Because AEW...IS...WRESTLING. Marvin looks like that one old meme: "The guard gives you an uncomfortable glare, like that of a father who must tell his paraplegic daughter why her dreams of becoming a ballerina will never come true." 4:17 Marvin: No, that was Spanish. Wanna bet he think Spanish is a place too, or a person? 6:23 Marin: -an indie wrestling promotion out of Texas called Full Blown Pro Wrestling. Kinda bad karma to name your company about being too tired in the ring. 7:36 TK: Well...except Uncle Waldo...He just took what he wanted.... Trips: Whoa, Dark! Welp, there goes any chance at monetization... 7:59 Marvin: Speaking of game changers- WHOA, SPEAKING OF GAME CHANGERS, how's that video game of yours doing, *changing the (video) game industry at all* ? Oh, what's that? WWE 2k24 game looks pretty good, re-balanced GM Mode...should I go on? 9:19 Trips: Oh, Meat Madness is the name of the sandwich I just ordered. Really? Because it sounds like the name of a gay porno- wait, I thought TK wasn't using Joey Ryan anymore? 12:35 TK: Look, who cares about who started that nickname? Marvin: You, 30 seconds ago when you thought it was Cornette and the WWE fans. Awwww, so TK DOES actually listen to Cornette's podcast, how sweet. Living rent free in his head.... 13:35 TK: BOOKER OF THE YEAR! Trips: I'd have to go with Booker T. TK: *dies again* Two. Two heart attacks you've given him, Trips. Keep this up, and someone might replace him! 22:30 Marvin: Isn't the ref supposed to check the guy and throw up The X when there's a potential concussion? Looks out Trips! Someone's "throwing the X", that means copyright infringement of DX, RUN!

Anyone else sad we had no episode yesterday? 😢

Tony will be doing an extra long line and stiff drink after seeing Dynamite's ratings tank to 779k 😂.

Funny stuff!!!

Keep it up!

Why dose cmml and triple a not get along?

Why did you leave out what Pat McAfee said right after Cole in the WWE clip?

Keep neutral its so funny to see all perspective 😂😂

Frick and Frack! I call them Rod and Todd Flanders

Darby explained why he dropped the ttle, plus he is going to climb Everest...so he legitimately might not come back.

Nobody has mentioned it, from what I've read.." H Dog out" is brilliant

A question that needs to be answered, where is the monster jobber, Marvin, from? I can't quite make out his accent

This one was good. haha Hilarious.

WWE Should've Given Us Sting VS Undertaker At The Time Dammit.

Why are you the movie monster if you only talk about wrestling

Congrats on the hours and the chance to get paid.

🎉 congratulations 🎉 🤡🎩🎂🎉

You are a fucking genius with this channels gimmick

And not only did Sting lose to Seth, but he lost to Seth just minutes after Seth lost to Cena. That buried him even more so, not being able to beat guy, while Sting was completely fresh, and facing a guy who had just lost a match. Think Sting's domination of AEW had to be done so he could get his credit back. Also, I agree, him losing to Beavis and Butthead during his last match, I would have hated it too. And I'm actually surprised that none of the fans was injured. Seeing clips of that glass spot looked like wasn't just dangerous to the wrestlers, but anyone else around. Anyways, enjoyed this video, thank you.

someone who is actual Mone

Sasha Banks announces one day she will return to WWE. Talks about her love of the company. AEW fanatics 😠😠😠😠😠 LOL😂

All your characters have their left hand up.

That deal is actually controlling the nationality of the wrestlers in cross promotional matches? I think it's funny that he would bend TNA over and then bend over for CMLL. Not only does that destroy the all inclusive gimmick but CMLL has primitive/traditional trios finishes . Even AEW fans won't tolerate the simultaneous triple pins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HHH SAID IT QUIETLY THE SECOND TIME

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Since I’m an AEW mark… TONY KHAN DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!