Bruh 😂😂😂😂

@I hate · starbucks this isn't just a straight man thing uh

@I hate · starbucks that's hetrophobic

I hate · starbucks that’s kinda sexist, also my pp itches

@I hate · starbucks This is not gonna age well

It's a shame, I've only ever had a £50 note twice.

I like to think that it would give him more prestige to be on a rare note. Us Americans have since one dollar coins made of pure gold, and while not used much they are always really cool to have. I like to think that rare banknotes like that are also just as cool.

I get paid with them, right nuisance

You never know, maybe a bit of inflation down the road and it could be a daily note.

The man’s dead

@Neptune 12 yo girls after finding somthing funny on the internet

@Neptune lmaoo yea sorry

@Neptune ok

@Neptune then delete it

@Neptune respect my guy

why r u gae?

Yeah but if he didn’t kill himself a lot of things would be different everything happens for a reason

@@admiralwolf7218 no

@@NoOne-op8jd ?

@@NoOne-op8jd it is called the fucking domino effect

Pardon?

pardon

Well fuck the Uk

But, Turing was pardoned by a much higher power than the British justice system, Her Majesty the Queen herself, and her word carries more weight than any Minister.

pardon

"this man helped us greatly, but he has the gay, destroy his life!"

Word

FGV Cosmic not only that he helped save thousands from the codes broken

forgive them for they know not what they do

No worries, they're beleifs are dying at this rate.

So he help lead to online porn? This man is a hero.

Only the gay porn.. the rest is on Tim Berners Lee ;p

You exaggerate his merits.

@@johnd6487 well yes and no because without the computer there would be no porn at all and the world would be a very dark place.

He didn't just contribute to Computer Science he literally invented it.

Two years apparently. Not bad for one man considering there are historians who say America shortened the war by six months.

@@Wolfways Yeah.

Wholesome ❤

@Stephen Jenkins for me it was. Kindness can possibly be a weakness based on what i see towards my life it's whether you agree or disagree I'm still entitled to my own opinion anyway

@Stephen Jenkins no offence it always is. In india we believe guests are like gods and we tried to embrace people of all faith. The parsi community(remnants of the old mesopotamian empire after the original inhabitants were driven by uslamic crusaders) . We alwsys thought of being kind to foreigners, held them in equal regard and stupidly believed we can trust them. We believed that if we are accepting and nice to them, they would return us in favour Look what it did to us. One of the ancient civilizations on earth, we never tried our power to capture european lands while they were running butt baked and living in jungles. AND LOOK AT THE END RESULT. 800 YEARS OF PERSECUSION AND SLAVERY, COUNTLESS SLAUGHTERS, ENDLESS GENOCIDES AND OUR OWN POPULATION BEING STARVED WHILE EUROPEANS BEING FED ON IT IN A WAR WHICH WE HAD NO INTEREST IN FIGHTING SO YOU SEE MY FRIEND, KINDNESS IS A HABIT OF THE STUPID AND YAA, IT IS REGARDED AS A WEAKNESS.

@@abhisheksikdar2329 We early Europeans didn't run around in jungles when you had the capacity to run us over. X)

@@abhisheksikdar2329 if we all were kind then it cant be a weakness

@@utavtakt9361 yes kind of you did I am talking about 2500 bc or older, remnant of harrappa and mohenjo daro tines. Anyways this post is not about insulting Europeans, its criticism of the stupidity of indian culture of peace and tolerance.I really don't think you should take offence dear

nice

Nooooooo

Ghost and Roach

@@idontfuckingknow11 *head shot

@@thekiwibeast2418 Who awakened me.

poland: no

*knock knock, its the Soviet Union*

*Knock knock. It's the United States of America.*

UK* not England

@@alphaomegaprime3923 knock knock, it's cichociemni

Turing : yo i like men British : you WOT!? Turing :.... no homo British : aight cool

@@emrafighifari2675 turning:aight imma head out

No homo wasn’t invented until 1969

they didn’t really give him a chance to defend himself lol

@@PopTap He didn't need to defend himself lol. He just needed to say them two words to the guard. That's totally on him

Hm? Please clarify on the case of Tesla, I genuinely don't know what you're referring to

@@somerandomnon-importantper3219 read about nikola tesla, the great inventor who has more than hundred patents, died in poverty, coz he was bankrupt.

@@mohitdaheriya8712 Tesla's discoveries may be extraordinary, but his case isn't. Scientists being ridiculed while alive and only recognized after their death is very common. It is unfortunate, but I can't really view it as betrayal

@@somerandomnon-importantper3219 then you don't know Tesla at all

@@mohitdaheriya8712 I really hate it when people act like smart-asses when asked a genuine question. How difficult can it be to tell me what exactly was specific about his case? I'm not asking you to write me an essay, I'm just asking you to specify what you're talking about. His life was unfortunate, but how exactly was it a betrayal? There's hundreds of books and articles about Tesla, do you think a quick Google search is going to show me the exact thing you're talking about?

No, YOU are the biggest GAY

@@v.7726 the nazis also killed fay people too

@@v.7726 no, this is not ok to say

@@v.7726 yes yes yes

NO!1!1! YOU BIG BIG BIG GAY

Germany didn't develop the Enigma machine. The Dutch did.

*whispers

@@RealCaddeGermans were the ones who used it

Marian Rejewski basically broke the enigma code first.

@@thatsmadcrazy8953 is this a woosh? yea maybe

Anglus Patria without the polish war effort half of London would be in rubble. The 303 Squadron and The Cichociemni helped your country more than you could ever know, and You sold half our nation to the same army you swore to protect us against in 39. Like we didn’t fight fucking hard enough

@@aa-fh1bg Which would you prefer ? Land with mostly ethnic Belarusians and Ukrainians or a proper coastline?

@@morbidsearch ethnically Belarusian & Ukrainan or not it was Polish Land. The loss of said land can hardly be justified only by a longer coastline

Y E E T Poland was the one that broke the code and send it to him but ok

Kasiorex G not really

@@kasiorexg4806 The Polish found a way to break the code of the enigma but they had to redo their procedure every time a setting was changed in the enigma machine therefore it took too much time. Plus they couldn't decode the enigma the Nazi Navy was using since the codes and combinations where completely different then the ones used for the army and air force. Turing found a way to exploit it's flaws to decode all 3 (Navy, land, and air force) with one machine to find the combinations in 20 mins

@I despise straight men straight men are the best

@I despise straight men the joker pfp certainly fits

Not funny......sorry

@@fureuropa-gegennwo1259 not funny, didn't laugh

*_-11/10 would commit deadly apple again_*

Even Gay can save peoples...but what a real man peoples did ?

@@alphaomegaprime3923 he became a Snowwhite...

Sadly it didn't take people away who use "y'all" unironically.

@@deadliestvice5356 stfu

@@deadliestvice5356 yall rude

No shit Sherlock. So did basically everything

@@deadliestvice5356 y'all is a word in the English dictionary. It is like saying can't or don't. It's just a word that combines two together. It's not like some weird slang, it's just a normal word.

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@That Bitch That All Boys Hate fuck off

Guys relax, this is low level bait

@Olivia Purcel Yes, it saved the UK, Britain would have starved because of the U boat campaign if The people at Bletchely Park had not decrypted Enigma and triangulated U-boat movements

@@greg4061 show fucking proof inbred fuck

this made me chuckle

Flicks-it-for-4 you sick basturd

@@rushiach.unofficialarchive7623 he made the joke XD

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Alan Turing the wise ?

K

A forgivable tankie is a dead one. Tankies die.

Karl P. Horse bloody hellll!

Documentation Slave are you kidding me? hitler refused to shake jesse owens hand at the 1936 olympics because he wasn’t white

Documentation Slave let’s just forget about that whole arayan white thing too

Well now they'll soon defeat the other brutal regime that violently persecuted innocent people for their religion, ethnicity , skin colour and political opinions : themselves.

I found Marceline

supernovasuper Plays ?

@@valac4199 from adventure time

supernovasuper Plays ik but like I mean why were you looking for her

The movie showed something like this

@@user-wu5bi6kw7k Stalin said no to homosexuality but YES to touching little girls.

He is regarded a hero worldwide too

Why don't you tell him that?

Dave Crupel What do you mean?

@@williamharker5391 Why don't you tell Alan how improved his country's viewpoint of him has become? You see to me, all this hero worship, deserving as it is, doesn't do Alan much good, now does it.

@@davecrupel2817 doesn't do him harm either. I'm very inspired by this guy & i think many future generations should look up to as a hero & an inspiration.

World*

that's a new, stealing this one

@@vanjat2850 true

@@vanjat2850 fuckfaces*

@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 what?

@Работаем, брат! 🤡🤡 Alan turing cracked a separate version of enigma as well as he gave theory for turing machine

​@Работаем, брат! Without western land lease, maybe Russians will speak German

@I despise straight men ok gayboi

Man you should have said he saved our asses but was treated horribly because he liked men's asses.

He deserved it

@@tootaashraf1 ok troll

@@OldDanTucker who were you talking to?

I was at a presentation by some government workers at a college, they worked on cybersecurity and did an explanation about the enigma machine (because it is kind of the same concept, it itself being cybersecurity of a sort) They explained that the enigma machine wasnt entirely secure because it was actually very easy to crack using Turing's machine, because the germans didnt produce new rotor designs on a regular basis. The machines he made basically tried to copy the layout of them, almost being an emulator of the enigma machine, emulating a new layout for every combination. Had the germans produced more rotors faster, bletchley park would need to create a brand new computer for every change to rotor designs. Because they didnt do that very often, although they did sometimes, his machine was able to crack an astoundingly large amount of messages. Probably the second easiest way they got messages was by old fashioned cryptology. Some messages started with EXACTLY the same phrase, or were the same phrase. Such as a U-boat captain saying "FOUND NOTHING" every single day that they didnt find a convoy. This was used to crack the code by simply finding out the rotor settings this way, mostly by running through what setting it would take to produce that message. While I do commend the sailors that got that codebook, and they certainly did help crack many messages that way, undoubtedly Turing's machines and Bletchley Park were almost certainly the most important source of message decryption.

@@sol2544 Fair point. Good old fashioned human minds!

@@sol2544 how did u know this?

@@DylanDkoh I just explained this, it was at a presentation/speech by government people who work with cybersecurity

I still can't wrap my head around how they can estimate the monthly German tank production from captured tanks en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_tank_problem

S a y g o o d b y e

**cocks gun** Say goodbye, turing

I feel so bad for laughing at this (T - T)

im gay n i laughed at this

@Kyle Jennings the queen has no right to apologize for a thing she did not autnorize. The central rule in the UK system is that the reigning monarch has to stay out of politics and can not influence it in any shape or form.

@@Joe-- Good on them, I guess

@Papaya Tasty nice meme

you don't judge people in old day with modern morality

@Papaya Tasty the meme was about mi6 kill Diana.

Yeah, but he’s dead so what’s he gonna do about it

Set Stephen Fry on you 😂

Not necessarily. He didn't have any special qualifications outside his fields of science.

@@rudaleru That just makes it all the worse if he's protesting against you

Rip Stephen Hawking

The herd effect.

The stupid effet

Okay, and?

Kozesthic dont save anyone

@@vanukas8783 Very unlikely I will save anyone ever, thanks for reminding me

@Qin4 DaWin ehm what are you talking about??? None of the team at Bletchley got their name erased for being straight, thats false, its just that Turing is just the one most talked about because he was persecuted for his sexuality even though he literally won the war for the allies, thats not "worshipping homosexuality"

War crimes. They come big and small Massacre of others or betrayal of your own men

OI DO YOU HAV A LOICENSE FOR THAT HOMOSEXUALITY OF YOURS CHUM? NO ? YOU'RE KINICKED!

Alan - "You can NEVER take me alive!" *[Prwapp]* 🎺

You'll never take me alive! [Suicide]

I read that in british accent.

Tbf, the UK wasn't the only country back in the day that prosecuted it (and there's still countries doing so)

bruh literally every nation has done horrible things in the past

@@hershkrukover7846 Exactly. But Bigtin here simply stated that this one of the worst things Britain has done.

@@tristanwentink5735 they did the right thing

@@looney9105 please explain what are you trying to state

@@Juan-ng7rs as in what they did to alan Turing

OwO

Nah he was gay

@@ZTOXZZ so?

bruh the 50 pound note is not used that much

@Работаем, брат! im so thankful i live in a country where i dont have to worry about dying for doing whatever the fuck i please. but you enjoy your Putin 👍

I only view the ones who groom and subject children to castrations, chemical neutering and double mastectomies under the banner of gender-affirming as evil.

​​@@markgarrett3647 [citation needed]

@@RichConnerGMN Oh gee child sexual grooming and physically mutilating children or rendering children unable to conceive their own kids in the future through artificial hormone alteration being evil needs a citation now and not just common sense and decency.

EDIT: I no longer agree with myself from 11 months ago. I mean it doesent change what happened, but would you have preferred it if the government never even admitted to any wrongdoing at all?

@@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 Normal ppl look back on this in discrace and learn form it. The far-left want ppl that wasnt alive then, who had nothing to with it to apologise and then the far-left dont except apology.

@@saintjezebel I'd gladly take some of the money

I like how all these Americans are acting like their country didn't do the exact same thing.

Doesn't do Alan a shite of good, does it? He put himself to death with a broken, hurt conscience. And to me, that is *the. absolute. WORST. thing.* to happen to a person or animal. When you die, you don't take anything physical with you. *However,* I firmly believe that you take _you_ with you. Your consciousness. Your personality. Your feelings. Your memories. And most importantly, your conscience and state of mind. I don't consider myself christian or whatever. But I do believe we all have a soul. A core whole, and the ultimate culmination of who we are. (What we are has nothing to do with it) I believe the key to leaving this world on a good note, or at all even, is to have a clear conscience at the time of destiny. And Alan Turing, bless him, did NOT have such a state of mind. So I'm pained by the knowledge that he is not at peace because of what his accursed country did to him as a token of their "grattitude." As far as I'm concerned, the only way their apologies are going to mean anything is if they bring Alan back from the dead and apologize to him then. Right all the ways they wrong him. Restore his clearance credentials and everything. And PRAY that he finds it within himself to forgive them. Untill then, as far as I'm concerned, anything they say or do on the matter is absolutely pointless and purposeless. If it doesn't make Alan feel any better, it doesn't make me feel any better. And it certainly doesn't make me want to do a damn thing to help this fucked up species. (Which i do have plans to do)

400th like

And he a Real Snowwhite..

The Nawab of Bengal was betrayed too

@@PasscodeAdvance F@UCK THE NAWAB

you combined 2 jokes and made a joke that is somehow less funny then the unfunnyness of the previous jokes combined

poles in 1939: am i a joke to you

Hold my butt plug

@@beneko1127 No

You mean. Poles : Hold my beer. Because Turing didn't break the code, it was the Poles.

uhmmm AI technology is pure evil.... He helped create the total control hell we live in today

So youre british which means you have an accent. Interesting.

@@meow-mx4xy what

@@americantacos7618 hes british so he has an accent and its interesting

@@meow-mx4xy damn, it's interesting to me how you find that interesting. I always talk to people with many different accents so I'm just used to it.

@@americantacos7618 intersesting...

🙌🙌

Unknown Player :)

still it is a crime in 70 countries throughout the world, in a few, the punishment is the death sentence

People like you think yhr world is getting better when in reality it isnt. Oversexualization war and crime is rising its only getting worse

@@wafs1393 he didnt say the world is getting better, he said that sexual acceptance has increased. The world was never good or peaceful, trash or not thats all you have (Also even if you understand the crisis we're on all you're doing is shitting on youtube comment replies, wtf dude, go drink some water or whatever)

Well we used to convict women of witchcraft - should we pardon all those too? The world was different in Turings day. NOT defending his treatment but things were different then........

Things were different back then. Can't change the past nor many people's views

*Bitch* Like I said, the world was different then........

And in turn criminalize those still alive who supported the punishment of that brilliant man.

@@davecrupel2817 No, they acted within the law of that time.

UK's no different today. People claim to be accepting but in reality, UK culture is very anti LGBT and progress.

SandokanTheTigerOfMalaysia What the hell is wrong with you?

Mike Hunt ?

He is a national hero.

No computers as we know it, either...

lol i still can't believe people would overlook his work just because was gay back then

@Snoi Med exactly

you are

People of the F1 community Jules Bianchi have just been found alive 5 years after his death while his family friend Charles leclerc is winning races #jb17

@@aydankhaliq2967 FORZA JULES

bUt OuR reLigoN

conservatism.

Probs because christianity only permited love if it was to make babies :/

@@huhhuh9598 you say that like it was wrong

I would imagine that we would get FTL engines in the early 21st century

@@cakeman7364 not at all, they were both incredibly smart and still had much work that they could do but 1000 Nikola Teslas and Alan Turnings wouldn't be able to develop FTL engines

@@Ayr-me7vb early 23rd century bet

Err, Isaac Newton?

that guy killed his own wife

Bradley Edwards Epic anti-tyrant comment.

Bradley Edwards Shut the fuck up, bruv. It’s most definitely higher than your own.

Bradley Edwards Oh, the good ‘ole hate for something somebody likes. Real classy. Also, I’ve been fucking with you this whole time. Relax, it’s a KZfaq comment section.

Brits called French "Frogs", while French called Brits....... "GodDamned"......

I despise straight men Seriously? What a waste of time... You are commenting on every top comment. How dedicated are you at trolling?

Epic Reddit big chungus Keane reeves Minecraft gud Fortnite bed moment

Big chingus e

Im sure about that, and very enjoyable too

Im sure you'll be one of the biggest history chanels

Quality over quantity

Nice

@That Bitch That All Boys Hate I would love to

@That Bitch That All Boys Hate haha okay

Ohoh she deleted a comment

69th like, o ye

Tell why.

@@coldman112 The reason why you are able ask this question on the internet is because of him

@@HypnosisBear , prove it.

It was illegal in Most countries back then. France was one of the first countries to legalize it more than a hundred years earlier than Britain

Back then things were different. Most of us here are lucky to be in the west now, where discrimination is a lot less common than anywhere else before or even now

@@Ch-ew9tm he should have left Britain and should have rather settled in France.

@@sou_theslytherin5203 ehh France was under nazi occupation at that time so nope.

@@Ch-ew9tm it was after the war

my fellow indian

Yes 🥰

poland: *1944 intensifies*

or just 0010010101010010

Poles broke it

It was the Poles that broke the code.

Senti77 the poles only broke one version of the code which was replaced after a month like every enigma code and was then useless. This doesn't take away from their achievement though as when the enigma code was first used no one knew how to crack it and was believed impossible. The poles gave a lot of hope to the UK to design machines and processes to decode it.

Ajay Sharma no, Tesla wasn’t praised for being gay

@@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn are u serious? I can't tell

@I meant his contribution for the A.C. power. Look up his work and stop watching history channel.

@ lol that what everyone says when someone brings in something new and advanced to the table.

@@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn no cause there deaths were the biggest in history for britain but there were not as praised as what they did

He didn't suicide tho pretty obvious

@@sadsworth4605 How so? Do you have proof of the contrary?

@@sadsworth4605 proof?

@@sadsworth4605 proof

It reminds me of simple history. Hopefully, it will become a big channel as well

@@Dalverne61 No it is more of a comedy show

@@Dalverne61 I think they aren't a he but a they

u got insta

I am feeling the same as you Joseph x

Thank you for the heart :D