Sharpy He used to have weird post-credits stuff back in the day, but that's the only big change I can think of.

Wolfgang Ervin I meant visually, that same bloody sofa has been there since day 1😂😂

Sharpy He's gonna milk that thing for all it's worth at this point.

Is there still a hole in it?

It's a reference to the 1982 film Basket Case

Rushy except that it really happened to ashens

The documentary Basket Case has some great info on his early life

They changed the basket for a sofa, quite the peculiar artistic license

fuckoffyoutube not even good ones

Watching this is your only responsibility

I called in sick to work to watch this... okay maybe not *to* watch this but I should be at work and here I am ahh

skin09588 nah lol, I took 70 sick days and then quit that job actually lol

skin09588 lol yeah, I only worked there for the benefits and the discount, didn’t really care about the pay check

Krešimir Cindrić underrated comment

perfect

Yeoman Mashpot from the House of Starch

Chihiro Fujisaki I always imagined that Ashens would go out in a blaze of glory. Probably by setting the sofa on fire while burning some cheap knockoff tat. A death worthy of having ballads sung about it.

Nevernamed *THIS IS THE STORY* *OF TATMAN ASHENS* *DIED OF FOOD POISONING* *BY EATING 20 YEAR OLD FOOD*

Chihiro Fujisaki Instead Ashen's immune system toughened by various foods he consume and become the last living man on earth, surviving on expired foods

He gave His life for our lulz.

@@Tachiiiiii Steve1989MREinfo has that beat. He once ate hard tack from the Civil War. He also opened a British MRE that dated back to the first Boer War, if i remember right.

Made from a single real potato

It's such an amazingly low bar they're so bloody proud of.

it's a bit like continuously reassuring someone you're not going to murder them

It would be a lot more suspicious if it said "NOW with real potatoes!". As if previously, it was made of corn starch and paper pulp or something.

Theres a word for this concept. I don't remember what it is though so hopefully someone else knows it.

I noticed that right away. Oh, by the way, you were my favorite companion.

Carbohydarates.

Whoever wrote that must've been droppin' "asid".

+Dreigonix ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Regional dialect?

Weavel Indeed. No other time of day would be better.

I start work at 10.. and here I am eating cold Papa Johns and watching a review on instant mash at 2:30am.. is this what being an adult feels like

Weavel It happens to be 9:40PM right now where I am, soooo...

Ben Dell Eyyy, me too.

Ben Dell well Ashens is based in the UK, so yeah. He posted at 2am.

Chocl8215 The thing nobody asked for or wanted

Snap crack weep

hahhaha

markiangooley - It caught on in a flash!

He did the Yeoman Mash!

Atheist Orphan the 'flash' in this case being a fire he'll start on his sofa with a small blowtorch

markiangooley He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash

thehappylittlefox aka benji He did the Mash...he did the Yeoman Mash

SkitteringCow Clever!

up with you, clever dog!

somebody explain this to me please I'm too dumb

lewd doe Its a parody of the YMCA song you poor ignorant youngin

SkitteringCow I

Fake chicken flavour...for even the pissyest of Vegetarians!

@@kimsleep4111 what

melisandre pretty straight forward not sure what ur confused about

There are some veggies who think you can eat that chicken flavor powder and still be a veggie... Heck theres some who think its ok to eat fish... Cause guess they arent animals?

@@spicybeantofu that's called pescatarion and mash pot and pot noodles are vegetarian

fascinating

Not really true tho. Boiling water in a kettle in the US is still much quicker than doing it in a saucepan on the stove. Don’t know why this myth keeps living on…

@@hellion9547 I have no idea what's going on this was half a decade ago

@@Biovirulent I thought you might like a blast to the past

We all just microwave the water, usually. I hardly ever bring down my kettle.

classic ashens. remember when he ate a funny egg?

he was t h e b e s t at eating funny eggs

+goldandragoon i ate one of those in China. I said I wanted one as a joke. And my chinese friend ordered one for me. I nearly fucking died.

Tom Kenning Shows you for joking about their delicacies. xD

Nice avatar, mate.

KETTLE FIGHT!

No, you're an illegal Europeqn immigrant.

Sora Song you leave that same reply to everyone who mentions that they are American. Why do you have such a chip on your shoulder? Yes, I'm fully aware of American history and I recognise that 'real' Americans are the natives, but if someone was born in America, then that makes them American by nationality, no?

I'm 3/8 Native American, that's basically 40%! Get your ignorant white elementary school kid bullshit out of here! Dude, you seriously need to check your privilege. Do your research next time you wanna bitch at me!

Idk what kind of fancy calendar you have, mine only tells me the date and lets me know when I have an event coming up

Hype-Pen It's not chicken. It's chicken flavouring.

While it has no chicken, it does have milk and eggs. Soooyeah... not quite right on the whole, if we ignore the side-varieties of vegetarianism. I wouldn't trust the gluten-free claim either thanks to that.

Wtf is chicken flavoring made from if not chicken??

Not vegan for sure, but it would work for a basic no-meat vegetarian.

Any number of chemicals. MSG?

he's probably a poundland franchisee in secret

If by shack you mean his garage than yes, yes he does. There is a reason the PO Box was shut down.

Anomaly He's a manager that's tired of working for poundland.

Why are you correcting this person on their use of the word 'Shack'?

How he can afford to buy all this stuff from Poundland? He must have bought hundreds of products, Christ only knows how much it all comes to!

Kahoot Gamer WHY ISNT THIS PINNED

Or a singer in the eurovision song contest.

Kahoot Gamer Yeoman could be a legitimate descriptor of Link, if we're talking about Twilight Princess.

Oh that's good.

Damn son

Mmmmmm sounds nice 🤤🤤

Your high school taught you lies and deceit?

Linerax This doesn't really seem like a worthwhile thing to lie about haha

GoodBoi Oh god you really had to open that repressed memory lol

robuk1981 Suffer with me bro

Not 'highschool' for me. It was back in Primary school. On those plastic plate/trays with different compartments moulded into it for the meal and dessert. Tended to be pretty lumpy too.

I use a Hot pot, plug that fucker in and Boom, you've got boiling water. In about 10-15 minutes.

Your Personal Supernova In the UK you get boiling water in a kettle in like 2-3 minutes ahah. We can’t wait that long for our cuppa

Your Personal Supernova not exactly boom is it

Yeah me too. It does take a pretty long time to boil though. Maybe I just have a shit kettle, I donno.

I use an electric kettle that boils in about 4-5 minutes, pretty handy.

Yeah tbh this actually looks not bad Creamy mash is such a good comfort food

I love the cream flavour one 🤤🤤🤤

He's put way too much water in that....looks like paste.

What a cornucopia of delights

Athens is in a really bad position if they have to put all their food in a playlist

"An excellent playlist"

General Kemp Nyeeeeeow! That went fifty feet over your head, kid. Athens, as in the city.

Jeff Solis you dont even have an ashen's food playlist

I do but mine's all dusty in the back of the cupboard. I usually just boil water in a saucepan like Ashens said lmao

Yeah because electric Kettles can never be that powerful. In Australia we also have 240V. And for $15 you can buy a cheap electric 2000W kettle. You can find more expensive ones that are better, and some that will use the whole 10A available to them and be 2400W, and will boil water very quickly. I can't imagine having to boil water in a saucepan to make tea.

PBMS123 Awe you privileged soul

@@PBMS123 A lot of houses in the US are fitted with natural gas hookups and it's very quick to boil water on a gas stove.

@@Longlius I'm aware you have stoves, even induction stoves, although not as popular, not every US house gets 2 phases to make 220V for high power appliances. I'm merely explaining why electric kettles aren't really a thing in the US, and I've spoken with far more (most of them in fact) Americans who Microwave cups/mugs of water to boil it.

in australia you can buy powdered potato called Deb and as soon as you add water it fluffs up like in the video and it amazes me everytime lmao but tastes quite nice use to eat it alot really cheap alternative just mix in a dash of milk/butter and crack salt and pepper

Update: I am no longer a student and I am pleased to say that my taste in food is much better than it was two years ago, because now I'd rather just make some proper mashed potato.

hotelmario510 proud

@@hotelmario510 congratulations!

@@hotelmario510 character development

#1: You are absolutely disgusting. #2: You are flagged #3: Appending "NoHomo" changes NOTHING, and makes your hole you dug, much deeper.

unlokia Which hole? In this context there are a few holes.

How did you think I *wouldn't* see your tiresomely tedious and predictable, Captain Obvious retort, coming a mile off? -_-

unlokia why the fuck do you reply to every comment you dont like saying "reported" as if that will actually do anything? Christ ur so dull, lighten up lol

if I were in jail with Ashens, we would have a highly contentious game of connect 4 to decide who was the "bitch." we would both lose.

Scrubs 2009 I'm sure you have an electric one somewhere considering my family owns a bunch ..

kourii I make tea a gallon at a time by boiling it in a saucepan. Nice to meet you.

+Matthew Bertrand haha well there have to be some of you out there! Cheers

I'm an American and have never in my life heard of microwaving water. Most people just boil water on the stove or use an electric kettle

I always use a pan

fascinating

80% potato 20% lies

It's like those old 90's Kool-Aid Jammers commercials: "Kool-Aid Jammers! Now with 20% juice!" ...wat?

K4RN4GE911 It was the '90s, most processed food was utter garbo.

I was all about Kool-Aid Jammers.

80% real potato, 15% hypothetical potato, 5% depleted uranium.

We use electric ones here in the UK. Boils water in about a minute. Perfect for our English tea. ;)

Steve Sheppard I use my K-cup machine since it can just dispense hot water, but I have a sibling who uses a purpose-made electric kettle. Fantastic if you're particular about your temperatures, which you probably are if you profess to be serious about your tea. ...'course, I've got one that steeps tea too, for full pots of the stuff at a time. Convenient for iced tea.

Yep. Tea has to have milk in it as well, done correctly that way. ;)

Reverie Planetarian "serious qbout your temperature " you mean boiling because thats as hot as they can get

Tea isn't quite as popular here so having a kettle isn't that common. Most Americans just have a coffee maker

mike ma let's wait till April fools

mike ma why do that when youtubers all react to loot crate the same way

mike ma Id pay to watch that 😂

God no. That would just be insufferable.

Amesie's Automotive Corner I am a American and I use a electric kettle

Timothy Ort Nobody cares.

Timothy Ort your native language is English, yet your grammar is worse than mine (not a native English speaker)... AN electric kettle, see if the first sound after an "a" is a vowel sound it turns into an "an". the more you know✓

Amesie's Automotive Corner Fossil fuels don't come from dead dinosaurs...

Amesie's Automotive Corner you are a clever fuck. Cheers

It's like a traditional English trifle... The pages are stuck together, (Chandler!) And only one layer of jam! I like it! What's not to like? Yeoman - Good. Mash - Good.".. (etc, etc...)

Same, I'm from the states.

FYI The best water temp for brewing coffee is just BELOW boiling, this is what the Kuereg gives you

Yeah but I don't actually use the k-cups for coffee, I just use it as a hot water source for my tea and cocoa.

An expensive way to get hot water.

Stan McSerr Considering I got it as a Christmas gift, not really. Thing makes a hell of a cup of coffee. Actually, had I not gotten it as such, I wouldn't have one; I wouldn't have been willing to pay that much for a coffee maker. Double the price of a good ol' Mr. Coffee ten cupper? No, thank you, I said. Having one now, though, I'll definitely be buying another one when the time comes, so long as they keep both lines alive; I refuse to use coffee that has the same digital rights as my software.

Amaethon basically any British food is like that

Lazerz Hey we have good food shut your face

Lazerz That's very true. That's why I eat horseshit, compares quite well.

King Knud I'm British btw and I'll tell you a story about how I went to my local chippy and got a fish that I'm pretty sure was radioactive a bit

Lazerz Must of gotten unlucky

BILL SCHNEIDER I thought the rms voltage for the USA was 120V?

THey have 240 volts for largers appliances. I think it's three-phase 240 volts, like some houses and many companies have three phase 400 volts here, but that point need to be confirmed. I also remember that past standard unearthed or 3 pins 120 volts plugs, their high power plugs are non standardised - or most likely, a bunch of standards that no one dare to change.

And over here in europe it is actually faster and cost less electricity to boil small amounts (

I don't know about you but in my infant and primary school days the mashed potato was so horrible that for a long time I could *only* eat my mum's homemade mash, I was always scared that restaurants and stuff would be just as awful as the school version

White people will never be true Americans, they'll always be illegal European immigrants.

In europe we have the same but with 3- phase 380V for electric stoves.

Sora Song Lol, what is up with you? Every commenter that says that they are American you automatically assume they are white and repeat that exact same thing. I can't help but find it funny.

Yeah, but what comes out of most of your outlets is 110v RMS or so, and more importantly only at maybe 16 amps max, which is what really makes the difference. For heating applications, lower voltage over the final mile is better if anything, because you WANT to "waste" as much of the energy flowing through the circuit as heat in that one little coil of resistance wire (measuring maybe 5 yards max when unwound) with low volts and high amps (in comparison, distribution lines aim for high volts, low amps to minimise heating losses). But for safety's sake most practical domestic cabling (with conductors and insulation thin enough to have a meaningful amount of flex and not be particularly heavy to carry) is limited in how much current it's rated to carry, usually somewhere in the teens. European sockets are somewhere between medium and high power handling depending on exact type, as they're about 230v with either 10A or 16A = 2.3kW or 3.7kW maximum power before either a fuse blows, breaker trips, or the cable starts to overheat or become an arc risk. (Technically, the top rating is 250v at 16A, so 4kW exactly...) UK ones aren't too bad. 230v at 13A comes a gnat's pube short of 3.0kW. That's still a fair old bit of power, about what you get from a 50cc moped in full flight, and good for boiling water for drinks, food prep or washing up, or heating a single room (or charging an electric bike), though it starts to look a bit challenged when heating up an entire bath's worth of water in an immersion cylinder tank, attempting to keep a whole house warm in winter if the main 9kw+ system has packed in, or recharging an electric car. US outlets are stratified by voltage probably because of this, and because the common voltage for most rooms of the house is a somewhat safer-than-230 (but still enough to be deadly) 110v. The current ratings are similar to that of Europe, so you may have about 1.7kW available, or even just as little as 1.1kW, the latter being about what a 750~800w output microwave actually consumes. So little wonder anything that heats water - not just kettles, but coffee machines too - takes a long time about it, and it's thought a much better idea to use the higher voltage (or gas?) even if no higher current stove instead. These three quasi-standards (10, 13 and 16A) have actually ended up defining how the device end of an IEC "Kettle Lead" cable is arranged. On the wall socket end, it's whatever your local plug is. On the other, you have the little figure 8 (upto 3A) or cloverleaf (upto 5A) for low powered things, then you have the larger house-shaped plugs... 10A has the pins arranged so they make three parallel lines with the Earth running between the other two, with an unbroken outline, 13A has a notch in the outline between live and neutral (a key to prevent plugging a 10A cable into a device that draws between 10 and 13A), and 16A returns to not having a notch but with the rectangular shape of the pins rotated 90 degrees to form two parallel lines - Live and Neutral inline with each other, and Earth off to one side. Out of the three, in the UK only really the 13A is a proper "kettle lead", though some lower powered ones lack the notch in their sockets and will allow connection of a 10A as well. Naturally we don't really have anything that uses the 16A one, though I have seen it used on a server, more as a security measure than anything else. Note of course this is only for outlets. If you have your equipment hardwired to the breaker with and appropriately heavy duty cable it can be almost any current within reason (upto 45A is common on 230v boards, e.g. for power showers, with much chunkier cable than for portable devices, belying it rather thicker conductor and heavyweight insulation), regardless of voltage. What I'm wondering about is why 3-phase isn't so common for high power stuff in the UK. My own electric stovetop has terminals for and instructions in the manual that describe connecting up to a ~400v 3-phase supply, but nothing of the sort comes anywhere near my flat, nor has it been present anywhere else I've lived. 230v at higher current seems to be accepted as the answer to any particular high level power demand.

Sora Song how do you think the native Americans came to the continent

More like: c r a p y o u r p a n t s w e e k

W a k e m e u p I n s I d e

Never heard of the pot mash. Pot noodles and pot rice were great though. Did you ever use a pot stop?

Steve Sheppard they missed a trick up North not making Pot Hot Pot

YES, Pot Mash was great! I remember Pot Rice, too. I haven't been able to find a photo of them anywhere on the Internet and my girlfriend thinks I'm making it up!

I seen some old ceramic mugs on ebay

imgur.com/a/O45xL

Nova Scotia?

Austyn LeDrew huge cocks

When compared to UK/Australia they do. Most kettles in UK/Australia are rated 2000W, with some up to 2400W. The Maximum you can get in the US is 1800W at the full 15A from the socket.

@@PBMS123 - i wonder if this was done for safety? or for restricting power usage? or just a silly flaw?

Marius Dragomir I

Bet you have a red coat hidden in a closet awaiting the Queens orders to reclaim America you traitor!

Wet Lettuce nah, I tend to argue with the Brits too much. It's a regular kettle to, not one of these weird electric ones. Pretty much everyone I know has a kettle sitting on the stove, it's a pretty American thing to have.

lookoutforchris sounds slow for a kettle

big money dank-regent that's actually the point.

He was talking about electric kettles

And we have electrical kettles, he could probably say that we don't use them as common as European people. But I doubt a microwave will boil water, it will just heat it for sure thought

*don't boil water for drinking purposes* well how do you make coffee?

That is the gayest comment I've read all week.

That's a tea pot!

I love the cream flavour one 🤤🤤

Stay fresh, Milk bags!

Gunship An Excellent Product

Milk bags ????? The fuck

Gunship Jokes on you, my relatives in New Brunswick use cartons

We just call our milk bags "boobs" here in good ol' Blighty.

Hercules Mulligan your electricity is shit So is your tea Use a kettle and be normal

A lot of Americans have Kuerigs now which are basically overcomplicated kettles.

capness1228 kettles are nice and simple there for better

SimsForever2000 I just use a microwave

Electric kettles will boil a few cups of water in less than a minute. Perfect for cuppas between ad breaks.

1% potato 99% lies

No it depends on power. Which is function of both. And given the maximum amperage you can draw from a domestic socket is capped at 15A in the US, 15A x 120V = 1800W. Which means the most amount power you can draw from a domestic socket is 1800W. In the UK the plugs are rated at 13A, but generally speaking the max current most devices will draw is 10A if rated fro a standard domestic outlet. So they could supply a theoretical maximum of 13A x 240V = 2990W. But at the 10A working limit that most appliances use, 10A x 240V = 2400W. In Australia technically a domestic outlet is on a 15A or 16A breaker, however the standard plug is called a 10A plug, and devices with this plug can only pull 10A or 2400W. So yes, in the standard context, voltage does matter, because the maximum power you can draw is lower on a 120V plug in the US, than on a 240V plug in either the UK or Australia. You buy pretty easily in Australia 2400W kettles for >$40 and a cheap $15 one from the supermarket is usually rated at 2000W standard.

Yeah, I'd say they're more of a decorative item over here

The Cosmonaut How are you supposed to make tea then?

Leo Czarnecki Auger most people don't drink tea. And if you tried what passes for tea here, you'd understand why. It's hard to find tea that isn't shit.

I use both kettle and saucepan

he means electric kettle

stoves are on a 240V supply...

I know many people who don't drink tea or coffee, they still own kettles, I know two households that don't even have fridges and they still have kettles! It's used for making stuff like pot noodles and having already-hot water for cooking pasta or something

Each burner doesn't consume hardly any more than you can get out of a 120 volt outlet, though. And the tiny bit more power you get from the larger burners is lost from inefficiency.

Except the ones who are on 3-phase 400V. We Europeans do love our volts.

Canada does 600 volts for factories. :) 480 volts is much more popular, though.

thegreatcalvinio I'm currently residing between right armrest and right cushion. We dont get a lot of action here but the price of living is cheaper compared the right side .

I think he was referring to one of the dumbest things Jake Paul said: "England is my city"