Egg Master Review

Egg Master Review | Ashens

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9 жыл бұрын

WARNING: Contains scenes of cooked egg being excreted out of a hot culinary tube.

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@Ryusuta 8 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think that one day he'll pull the cushion off the couch and there will be bits of egg, Terminator CyberFlesh powder, fake snow, Easter grass, fake Lego, and melted blind bag toy residue underneath.

@biz_markie9189 8 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. I'm dying to know now. I bet there's horrors underneath that cushion.

@unknownemrys330 8 жыл бұрын

+Lady Wanderer and a fucking inflatable crown

@ryanlow6114 8 жыл бұрын

+TheGeekster Well, except its face. Ashens has it cut off and pinned it to a billboard in front of his desk.

@-kuro- 8 жыл бұрын

There would also be Vinnie Vole.

@Eridu 8 жыл бұрын

Yassss

@iq12212 8 жыл бұрын

James bond is NOT a non stick agent, he bonds

@dynomite463 7 жыл бұрын

Batman on Weed underrated comment

@brianm6337 4 жыл бұрын

But- he does know how to slip out of sticky situations.

@Dinnergaming45 4 жыл бұрын

It does bondage

@efmusic04 4 жыл бұрын

200th like

@IAmShooketh 4 жыл бұрын

he james bonds

@Trestolfo 8 жыл бұрын

The phrase "Give me the good stuff, Egg Master" worries me

@GabrielZ. 3 жыл бұрын

I like when he says "I almost chocked on my own egg"

@danielthompson5329 2 жыл бұрын

Us*

@beabea5985 Жыл бұрын

not me, this is my exact fetish

@RealCarringtonInstitute 6 ай бұрын

That's what I say to my wife in bed. Great review, Ashens! - D. Carrington

@ROSCOLUX302 8 жыл бұрын

A fleshlight for real men.

@Alex-it6xy 8 жыл бұрын

lol wtf 😂

@poopboy1204 8 жыл бұрын

A very HOT partner

@MrCouchbleh 8 жыл бұрын

*MAD men

@GokutheBlack 8 жыл бұрын

+The British Dude Ha!

@diegojose193 8 жыл бұрын

Stfu xD :3

@LinkTheFusky 4 жыл бұрын

imagine walking into your friend's kitchen and seeing a fleshlight shit out egg

@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is knowing one of my mates it wouldn't even be that surprising.

@ThatZenoGuy Жыл бұрын

Cringe furry.

@johnsalamii Жыл бұрын

i laughed more than i should at this

@LinkTheFusky Жыл бұрын

@@johnsalamii I laughed seeing my comment again after three years 😂

@JustinSawyer-ji5wm 7 ай бұрын

@@LinkTheFusky Does this mean you're not coming round for tea? I was going to do my special dildo cumming out vanilla ice cream as dessert.

@weeseet 9 жыл бұрын

Start your day with a warm egg turd

@RIXRADvidz 9 жыл бұрын

Meow I do, and I don't even own a machine.....

@DustyOldBones 9 жыл бұрын

Meow Can you hold it while it's cooking? so it will shit directly into your mouth?

@ao8319 9 жыл бұрын

2 girls 1 egg master

@Cytroen 9 жыл бұрын

Meow Eggie Doo! It's what Eggies doo!

@H31MU7 9 жыл бұрын

Meow and den dey eat da egg poo poo!

@paulosborne6517 3 жыл бұрын

If your egg-phallus is too bland, you could always insert 0-3 sad onions prior to cooking, small ones so they fit in the tube.

@stewartfullerton1965 7 жыл бұрын

looks like an Amazon Echo that cooks eggs

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 6 жыл бұрын

Or, an Amazon Eggo.

@lily91109 6 жыл бұрын

This comment terrifies me. Thank you!

@iscander_s 5 жыл бұрын

An actually usefull Amazon Echo

@luckytrolls3237 4 жыл бұрын

@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi ha

@ScabbyCrab 4 жыл бұрын

@@spankypants2793 omg 😂😂

@TurBoChaRgeD011 9 жыл бұрын

Yes, I've always wanted an egg dildo corn dog making thing. This is truly the peak of human innovation and intelligent design.

@smart_truffles 9 жыл бұрын

Truly.

@dogedoge4547 9 жыл бұрын

Next time, in Japan. Sonna Banana maker. A invention that fills your bananas... With filling like peanut butter.

@thekingsman9773 8 жыл бұрын

+Jenny Ke or Sprite

@Dogan_TM 8 жыл бұрын

+Jenny Ke That's fucking amazing. Though you could always just spread it on the outside.

@sezzy334 8 жыл бұрын

+Dogan you've messed up the idea GO HOME EVERYBODY THE PROJECT IS CANCELLED DUE TO THIS GUY

@MellowGaming 9 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... you could probably really melt some poundland tat in that.

@1marcelfilms 9 жыл бұрын

Mellow Gaming *****

@skelator_ 9 жыл бұрын

they will melt then they WILL RISE FROM THE TUBE AS A NEW FORM which is a plastic sausage

@nyepumphrey3898 9 жыл бұрын

That sir, is a magniflourious idea!

@TooManyMoths 9 жыл бұрын

Poundland dildos

@rozdo19 9 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Sir ! You will receive your evil genius award by post.(this award may only be received by people between the ages of 0 and 1 on Sunday the 32nd of January 1942, persons not living in ditches will not be eligible for this award. Ps: this award is fictional.)

@nikiyerbamate 3 жыл бұрын

It’s marketed as a vertical grill, as though a horizontal grill just looks like an Egg Master but sideways.

@ferociousgumby 9 ай бұрын

And what ever happened to it? You don't see them anywhere now - perhaps a blessing from above.

@GamesFromSpace 8 жыл бұрын

I just watched a rubber sex toy take an upside down poop in defiance of laws both physical and culinary.

@austinfranklin2861 6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Pearce how does it work (i'm just being aking)

@vlads. 5 жыл бұрын

r/nocontext

@ilikecats310 5 жыл бұрын

David Daivdson hmm but my mom said not to trust anything on the internet, I’ll do my own research. Where do you find a eggmaster anyways?

@ilikecats310 5 жыл бұрын

David Daivdson so I went to a sex shop but they were really confused when i brought a 12 pack of eggs with me

@ilikecats310 5 жыл бұрын

David Daivdson you reckon a 6 pack would’ve been better?

@gamedeathmatch 8 жыл бұрын

'the glory hole from hell'

@slessplee 6 жыл бұрын

Correction! Glory hole TO hell

@Kryptnyt 4 жыл бұрын

The gory hole

@ZombieMonkey7 9 жыл бұрын

Fleshlights for your eggs, eggcellent

@DarknessViper99 9 жыл бұрын

There are actually egg-shaped fleshlights out there. For those who didn't want to know that, now you do.

@blowinendox420x 9 жыл бұрын

DarknessViper99 yea i guess they are just one use tho... kinda not worth it if u need to buy one every time... thats alot of money

@OOZ662 9 жыл бұрын

Matthew Majane They're for when you absolutely have to beat one out on the go.

@myanime101 9 жыл бұрын

Matthew Majane ALOT OF MONEY.....

@BewbsOP 9 жыл бұрын

DarknessViper99 eww, i actually looked that up. CAN NEVER UNSEE!

@a.j8307 7 жыл бұрын

Ravioli Ravioli , embedded heating elemoni

@spEAMerNation 7 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@KazunaiOwO 7 жыл бұрын

AJ Patterson ded

@goldensloth7 5 жыл бұрын

beautiful

@jackstinson3712 5 жыл бұрын

why did I laugh at this

@formuoli 4 жыл бұрын

Dude Spewed :(

@superlemonsama8794 7 жыл бұрын

i love the deeply facetious manner in which he says "hurray"; it really encumbers the general attitude of the channel, and its great.

@Splengebab 4 жыл бұрын

uwu

@MisutaaAsriel 9 жыл бұрын

Love how you can say Benadryl Cucumberpatch's name wrong in any fashion and people still know who it is you speak of

@lily91109 6 жыл бұрын

Bombombimp conc

@ToastedAlmond98 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's the beauty of Burntisland Cowdenbeath's name...

@wesknee4165 5 жыл бұрын

Benehume cumbortune

@walrus3479 4 жыл бұрын

brambledick cabbagewank

@MediumRareOpinions 3 жыл бұрын

Eggs Benedict Cumberland. Is it a man or a breakfast order?

@soundslave 9 жыл бұрын

I'd beat the eggs before pouring them in. Just seems logical to me.

@MisterMajora 9 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be the logical thing to do.

@eustacequinlank7418 9 жыл бұрын

soundslave You're applying logic to a non-logical kitchen appliance. Mr. Spock would be most frustrated with you.

@citrux2638 9 жыл бұрын

MisterMajora And also put a little bit of seasoning too, to flavor them up a little.

@arax20 9 жыл бұрын

I personally like to put in seaweed and shrimp eggs in

@pi198273 9 жыл бұрын

I put 2 ounces of weed in my eggs 👌🏻

@DanielSmedegaardBuus 8 жыл бұрын

"Includesi ... That's not how Italian works!" I live on the fourth floor, and some one on the sidewalk down there just uttered, "Someone's having fun!" on account of my LMFAO up here :'D

@Distruptor18 4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, that's kind of how Italian works. You'd sound like a pompous idiot from the 1800s, but it is grammatically correct.

@MadMontyMN 8 жыл бұрын

Surely, James 'Bond" would indeed stick.

@flower-ld5id 8 жыл бұрын

ha :)

@Leon14000 8 жыл бұрын

Stop.

@MadMontyMN 8 жыл бұрын

Leon14000 IN THE NAAAAAAAME OF LOOOOOVE

@Leon14000 8 жыл бұрын

Mad Monty MN :c

@georgie3593 8 жыл бұрын

omg

@DarkRawrb 9 жыл бұрын

I wonder if this would make mini pancake tubes

@funnymememan2458 9 жыл бұрын

Robert Byrne That sounds delicious.

@finerz321 9 жыл бұрын

YOU SIR ARE AMAZING

@sirjohn3478 9 жыл бұрын

Is it still a pancake if baked in a vertical grill?

@jasoncoetzee979 9 жыл бұрын

Sir john Whoa chill there Jaden

@jasius83 9 жыл бұрын

Robert Byrne Maple syrup can't melt pancake beams!

@n0isyturtle 9 жыл бұрын

Ashens may be the only person in the Internet to hold a cooking segment on a couch. I think this is the most I've ever seen him eat on the show as well.

@JacobHillSBD 8 жыл бұрын

Why is this my favorite Ashens video?

@Elias___ 8 жыл бұрын

becuz Ashen

@pizzarayy 8 жыл бұрын

all ashens videos are my favorite

@GregBadabinski 8 жыл бұрын

because "floppy cock of egg"

@pandernanako8492 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe because he predicted the eighth episode of Star Wars

@4f52 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Hill You like to cook your eggs

@voodoo9732 8 жыл бұрын

Note to self: Not a flesh light.

@Alyxus 8 жыл бұрын

+†▲VooDoo▲† Not with that attitude

@lookslikeEzio 8 жыл бұрын

Still worth a try

@cooldude7255 8 жыл бұрын

+Buttsex96 bruh

@cooldude7255 8 жыл бұрын

***** BRUH

@Threebow 8 жыл бұрын

+Buttsex96 nigga

@amantheosm117 9 жыл бұрын

Cool to see Northernlion and Ashens do a video together

@SharkNinjaBlueStar 9 жыл бұрын

Corncob Johnson Goddamnit you beat me to it.

@punchaface1 9 жыл бұрын

Corncob Johnson comment of the day

@alfanator1100 9 жыл бұрын

This is the true reason NL hasn't been doing the NLSS with Nick recently.

@blobbem 9 жыл бұрын

Corncob Johnson Haha, you got me. Man, it'd be amusing to see both of them do a video together.

@keikuru1 9 жыл бұрын

Corncob Johnson lol

@kaitlynn1402 9 жыл бұрын

Well...thats the most phallic i've ever seen an egg look

@PICKLEINMOUTH 9 жыл бұрын

Kaitlynn Cary I have a thing for phallic eggs. Don't talk shit

@kaitlynn1402 9 жыл бұрын

PICKLE IN MOUTH Judging by your username it would seem you have a thing for anything phallic =D

@PICKLEINMOUTH 9 жыл бұрын

Kaitlynn Cary I mean, you're not wrong

@silverlion47 9 жыл бұрын

Kaitlynn Cary It seemed more like something from the other end to me!

@legatelaurie 9 жыл бұрын

james turd aren't we all

@roc6d 7 жыл бұрын

So...its a heated Fleshlight that cooks eggs

@faenethlorhalien Ай бұрын

Aren’t they all?!

@chaoszonenate 8 жыл бұрын

Humperdink Bandersnatch. Beautiful.

@laurensmith9991 8 жыл бұрын

Bunderdink Cactusman?

@jbal6956 8 жыл бұрын

Humperdinck Cucumberpatch.

@jamiereid2501 8 жыл бұрын

Bendyback Cumpernickel

@thekingsman9773 8 жыл бұрын

+Jamie Reid Blenderfuck Dumpynipple?

@joeysolar498 8 жыл бұрын

+josh kirby segata sanchiro

@blackham7 9 жыл бұрын

Is ashens a pair of hands?

@Dualism97 9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes

@blackham7 9 жыл бұрын

10ftChampion oh.

@daggerofdoom6120 9 жыл бұрын

His hands are the master hand and crazy hand from super smash bros.

@bitterknitter1795 9 жыл бұрын

Dagger of Doom *An excellent comment* *an excellent gamer*

@daggerofdoom6120 9 жыл бұрын

Never thought my comment would get so many likes. Maybe Miyamoto will see this and the Couch will mocap for the hands in Super Smash NX

@LeodSMW 9 жыл бұрын

Looks like a fleshlight.

@MrDjWalnut 9 жыл бұрын

leod A fleshlight that extrudes egg turds

@fuppetti 9 жыл бұрын

MrDjWalnut Two fetishes in one!

@-Jesse.C 9 жыл бұрын

Ezio Auditore Did you try and correct someone's spelling ?

@LeodSMW 9 жыл бұрын

Ezio Auditore But.. they spelled burn correct to begin with.. What they didn't spell right was the "you", there's an r missing.

@-Jesse.C 9 жыл бұрын

leod That was my whole point lol He didn't even point out the actual mistake that was made.

@JaybirdGamingTV 8 жыл бұрын

This guy can make anything fun....

@BoogerBoy1027 6 жыл бұрын

Weston Dennis i read all of that in his voice and it does sound like something he would say

@othername1000 3 жыл бұрын

You should see the behind the scenes!

@Saltedbiscuits 7 жыл бұрын

I'm sad now because episode 8 didn't have the egg master

@D00dlebugInc 6 жыл бұрын

Eh Good enough he was in the background. He'll probably be bigger in a future film

@IanC14 6 жыл бұрын

It would have been a lot better if it did.

@lily91109 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sad too.

@kif1983 9 жыл бұрын

Good to see the fleshlight getting some alternative uses.

@Mr66crowley 9 жыл бұрын

kif1983 I don't think that's all egg coming out.... :S

@h-6191 9 жыл бұрын

kif1983 www.amazon.com/Tenga-Easy-Beat-Egg-Masturbator/dp/B002DE6SWA

@SeriouslyMikey 9 жыл бұрын

This whole product is a yolk.

@spongebot64 9 жыл бұрын

SeriouslyMikey My face whitened when I saw what it made.

@edwardtompkinson7272 9 жыл бұрын

SeriouslyMikey I don't get it so I'm going to eggxit

@nelsonfastige9071 9 жыл бұрын

Edward Tompkinson yeah, its better to leave than risk getting egg on your face.

@ilikegames6789 9 жыл бұрын

Edward Tompkinson That was awful.You need to make like Greece and Greggxit.

@renlee9645 9 жыл бұрын

This is all eggstremely amusing.

@Nozyspy 8 жыл бұрын

That machine did a poo.

@othername1000 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's just happy to see you.

@yesterdaze114 7 жыл бұрын

"Rise my unholy minion"

@Rwededyet 9 жыл бұрын

Star Wars? That's clearly a Dalek. Eggsterminate.

@thomashines3429 9 жыл бұрын

That has to be the most appropriate egg pun I have ever seen

@Rwededyet 9 жыл бұрын

Thomas Hines I tried to think up a chicken pun, but this came first.

@RIXRADvidz 9 жыл бұрын

Rwededyet it's a little baby Dalek....!

@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 9 жыл бұрын

Rwededyet ha, brilliant! 10000/10

@oldboris7729 9 жыл бұрын

Rwededyet Dal-Egg.

@D5quared91 9 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK??? Who wants their breakfast SHAT out???

@RIXRADvidz 9 жыл бұрын

D5quared91 ....yeah butt, (sic) constipation really sucks...so I'd hope at least a few hours later and not before you even take the first bite...

@lukasd.4389 9 жыл бұрын

Aren't eggs already shitten out?

@minimite9493 9 жыл бұрын

So it's a twice shat egg. That actually sounds pretty fancy.

@RIXRADvidz 9 жыл бұрын

Elijah Carr they could be sold with poo mangoes at 5 times the regular price....MTWs14e04 Romesh's Mom's Poo Mangoes....

@minimite9493 9 жыл бұрын

+RIXRADvids I think we got something here! What do say? Let's go 50/50 and start a restaurant. We could become the next Applebee's, except we'll call it Crapplebee's!

@guguigugu 8 жыл бұрын

that "oil" looks like sunblock cream

@deadchannel98275dhyu 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm going to spray plenty of it on because I don't want things getting stuck." "Oh, God. It's fairly... it's much deeper in there than I thought, actually." "And, excellently, it's managed to spray slightly on the sofa."

@shaggyzor 9 жыл бұрын

That moment it comes out... Like watching some alien lifeform giving birth lol.

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 9 жыл бұрын

Everytime you share one of this guy's video I don't know which is funnier, him or the comments (at least some).

@shaggyzor 9 жыл бұрын

Dùbhghlas MacDùbhghlas ^^

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 9 жыл бұрын

shaggyzor Btw not your comment, that was lame. ;p

@shaggyzor 9 жыл бұрын

Dùbhghlas MacDùbhghlas Lol, I never thought it was mine, a lot of em are awesome indeed. =)

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 9 жыл бұрын

shaggyzor nice recovery from getting your bubble busted. :)

@TheGlobalGinger 9 жыл бұрын

'Egg master' Well that's enough internet for today....... Although as always Ashens you do a fabulous job of marketing shit! You could easily be a product-marketer at poundland.

@wisteela 9 жыл бұрын

TheGlobalGinger That I need to see!

@TheGlobalGinger 9 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry if it seemed self-advertising I will change the comment.

@dasheep4life 9 жыл бұрын

I'm not actually bothered by it, just making a joke

@ndm13 7 жыл бұрын

I feel like you could cook a sausage with this fairly effectively.

@jakedevries1455 4 жыл бұрын

You'll quite easily get food poisoning lol... I hope not just joking

@JetFuueled 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakedevries1455 Cook a 'sausage'

@DC-yf2sw 4 жыл бұрын

I tried it but just got a burned dick

@gordonblo6338 3 жыл бұрын

@@jakedevries1455 sausages are pre cooked. Lots of people here in Austria even prefer them "raw"

@othername1000 3 жыл бұрын

Only once.

@10191927 7 жыл бұрын

I think these egg cookers are the dumbest kitchen gadgets out there right now. I mean, is it that hard and inconvenient to cook an egg in a pan? What if you wanted to have an omelette with ingredients like peppers, mushrooms, cheese, ham, that kind of stuff? But no you just get a solid log of egg that gets pooped onto your plate. If anything in the time it took for it to heat up and cook the eggs you could've done it in much less time in a pan.

@Einar979 7 жыл бұрын

my mom got one of those, but in the verison she got, there was a small recipe book, where it said that you were suppose to mix the eggs together with whatever you wanted in your omelet first, and then put it inside.. but yea, still.. its faster and easier to clean to use a pan lol.. you only dont have to watch the omelet while its cooking..

@kao123456654 7 жыл бұрын

Iunno, I got an Omelette maker, and that shit is super convenient.

@sam_coghill9056 7 жыл бұрын

Marth you can add pieces of bacon or whatever you want and it'll cook inside it

@spicybeantofu 4 жыл бұрын

That's why you get the pushy stick to ram stuff in

@JeanMarceaux 4 жыл бұрын

Alton Brown covered one of those, it took him 20 minutes to create the "egg".

@very_much 9 жыл бұрын

Wow. I mean I wasn't egg-specting anything egg-celent, but that looked awful.

@xXxsmartypantzxXx 9 жыл бұрын

...fuck off.

@BrisonVids 9 жыл бұрын

StupidGamer it seems like you're having an egg-ceptionally bad day

@ExclusivelyNerdBox 9 жыл бұрын

StupidGamer Fuck on.

@TheBr00talhamster 9 жыл бұрын

Batman Are you sure you aren't egg-xaggerating?

@Calvin_OBlenis 9 жыл бұрын

Hasheem Gul These puns are egg-scruciating.

@cronicfuze2814 8 жыл бұрын

It's a tube shaped toaster, why are they calling it a "vertical grill"?

@seananderson7087 8 жыл бұрын

+Cronic Fuze Well because a toaster has it's elements exposed, a grill has a medium (usually metal) in between the element and the food.

@maryservice4223 4 жыл бұрын

Repartition (Russian: передел, peredel) was a practice in the Russian Empire of the periodic redistribution of the peasant's arable land by the village community. The traditional household did not permanently hold a particular allotment in the open fields. What the household had was the right, so long as it remained within the village community (`mir'), to a holding commensurate with its size. The mir's assembly, the skhod, periodically redistributed the arable land to allow for changes in the size of households, and for new (or extinguished) households... Yes, my thoughts exactly 😂

@-throat- 10 ай бұрын

egg houses

@Moinsdeuxcat 8 жыл бұрын

Your humour could sell me anything, love it !

@idfkdontsub6929 8 жыл бұрын

Dat's a fricking Fleshlight!

@idfkdontsub6929 8 жыл бұрын

+Gyrocynical Lol no problem

@idfkdontsub6929 8 жыл бұрын

+Gyrocynical Lol mgkgkcldkejkck

@idfkdontsub6929 8 жыл бұрын

+James Jeffery gkcgjvfenjkgf

@twitchchronicle1186 8 жыл бұрын

jjjjejeeeeejeejejeeejeje

@samh5903 8 жыл бұрын

+Gyrocynical Lol hahah whdnfjcuehwbskzifyeb

@raven_of_zoso455 4 жыл бұрын

From the top, with the oil in it, it used like a recently used sextoy. From the side it looks like a baby Darlek hatching from its blue, cylindrical, Timelord-hating egg shell.

@aaronzoom479 8 жыл бұрын

This thing looks like TF2's demoman's projectiles.

@nickybuttons6443 8 жыл бұрын

His grenades don't cook eggs that look like they've been exposed to the FEV from Fallout.

@MediumRareOpinions 8 жыл бұрын

+Gary Oak A part of a super mutants balanced breakfast, goes great with a side of grilled ghoul

@nickybuttons6443 8 жыл бұрын

ChaosSandwhich I've tried grilled ghoul. It's rather stringy and has a bit of a sour taste.

@davidhopley2661 3 жыл бұрын

6 years later, this appears in my recommended feed and the pre-video ad is for a new movie starring Humperdinck Bandersnatch. He continues to be in everything, it seems.

@Makingnewnamesisdumb 9 жыл бұрын

Ashens spends more time on his knees in front of a sofa than anyone not in the adult industry. He even cooks on the sofa.

@HimeTakamura 9 жыл бұрын

I'm curious; Do you actually use your couch as a couch anymore or is it only for your reviews. I'd assume what with all the various crap you've gotten on it, you's be wary of sitting on it.

@danooba 9 жыл бұрын

I think he's still using it since it's too big to keep it as just a prop

@dr.michealambrose9359 9 жыл бұрын

DaNooba a prop? that couch is his livelihood. He probably covers it in a plastic sheet when not using it.

@sezzy334 8 жыл бұрын

+Dr.Micheal Ambrose has a sign in front saying *PLEASE DON'T TOUCH* *REVIEWS ONLY*

@BenjaminGoose 8 жыл бұрын

+jovon wimberly Please don't only touch reviews?

@sezzy334 8 жыл бұрын

BenjaminGoose no the couch cannot be touched because only ashens can use it for reviews

@philipshrimpton8780 8 жыл бұрын

"egg mater" So it mates eggs together? Certainly looks like mating is involved.

@jackrex7817 8 жыл бұрын

"Thats not how Italian works..." I about pissed myself.

@beetle__bug 8 жыл бұрын

"Cast off the shackles of its capitalist oppressors."

@fuzzo4475 8 жыл бұрын

Telefon mast.

@coastaku1954 5 жыл бұрын

I love your Icon, Suu was my favourite monster from Monster Musume

@nikolaivolkov8660 8 жыл бұрын

Was I the only one concerned that the damned thing fell over on the couch? lol

@RevorDragon 8 жыл бұрын

+Nikolai Volkov nope

@zarepuding 8 жыл бұрын

That couch have seen everything.. The egg cock was just the peak of the iceberg.

@zarepuding 8 жыл бұрын

Wholesale Bear have you watched all of his video? 😂

@peterchisnall9343 8 жыл бұрын

When he was talking about the space farm he sounded like vegeta from Dragon Ball Z

@rayrevolta6198 8 жыл бұрын

WARNING: Contains scenes of cooked egg being excreted out of a hot culinary tube.CLASSIC

@LauraSusanJohnson 5 жыл бұрын

Teledildonics in action! 😂 Just a brush on a stick, HUMPH! Humperdink Bandersnatch! Thank you for cheering me up. I just watched you and friend Dan eat those horrific jelly bellies.

@lilyliao9521 3 жыл бұрын

what

@EpicWinNoob 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah that non-stick coating it has requires non-stick cooking spray. The best non-stick coating always needs non-stick spray to accompany it.

@yesterdaze114 7 жыл бұрын

"Humperdink Bandersnatch"

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 жыл бұрын

5:46 Alas, the actor got fired due to false sexual harrassment accusations, and the Egg Master was cut entirely from episode 8.

@Megadriver 4 жыл бұрын

An electric fleshlight that cooks and poops out eggs... Thanks Ashens, that's one more item I will NOT be buying! On a serious note, I love the videos, I love all the stupid, pointless things you review and the humor you put into your videos.

@YT-Momonchie 3 жыл бұрын

fun fact we use those to sell some street foods, we call them "Egg Sausages" and yes you're supposed to beat the eggs first

@losspol_3466 7 жыл бұрын

We are living in 2017 when this guy is living in 2006 when youtube was still good. Stay pure ashens

@harrycave6309 4 жыл бұрын

Well said some say ashens is still in 2006 to this day

@maxsmith8196 2 жыл бұрын

2006 is a bit extreme innit, what with youtube barely being a thing then and what not

@emeraldhill8294 Жыл бұрын

I'm living in 2022 and hot eggy extrusion is still funny.

@twistedaxles9126 Жыл бұрын

8:18 Stuart actually sounded like an ill version of Megatron for a moment.

@Milesy 9 жыл бұрын

This cracked me up...

@tinyrick5580 9 жыл бұрын

I was about to type eggxactly that

@ohmygod1231000 9 жыл бұрын

DOOMILES "An Eggcelent Product" - Chef Eggcelence

@DoragonFakuh 9 жыл бұрын

DOOMILES What a bad yolk.

@KY_100 8 жыл бұрын

+-MISSING- not enough cholesterol?

@PointOfViewUk 8 жыл бұрын

"Once ready, food will rise up; rise up and cast off the shackles of its capitalist oppressors" XD

@angelachase2163 7 жыл бұрын

7:47 Best part of The Imitation Game was when he got decked by Matthew Goode (However, the best part of any movie is when someone gets decked).

@isaacbailey3681 4 жыл бұрын

_"Why am I still eating this? I don't know."_ Because you're hungry.

@WheezerCheezer 6 жыл бұрын

Actually the best youtuber

@bikeanddogtrips 8 жыл бұрын

woohoo chicken periods turning in to eggy tampon shapes

@connor9568 8 жыл бұрын

Yum

@koalaism7417 7 жыл бұрын

Even better.

@rooneydoodle4055 4 жыл бұрын

F*cking vegan. Eggs aren’t “chicken periods.” Jfc. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@bikeanddogtrips 4 жыл бұрын

@@rooneydoodle4055 awww do you need a hug for your narrow mindset

@erica4392 8 жыл бұрын

I hope chef excellence approves of this product

@brenf 5 жыл бұрын

"An eggcellent product"

@mrbalazs1995 5 жыл бұрын

4:37 when you finally put it in to your girlfriend...

@outragequitter5027 8 жыл бұрын

"spray oil before use".. yep, still sounding like a sex toy

@billyamer9314 9 жыл бұрын

"Floppy cock of egg" -Ashens ,2015

@raiwserkoopa2221 Жыл бұрын

my grandma actually got something like this for christmas!

@EdgyShooter 4 жыл бұрын

An excellent horror movie when in the background the tube of egg is slowly rising...

@THEmuteKi 9 жыл бұрын

"vertical egg preparing" is my new go-to standing-sex euphemism

@TheHuskyGT 8 жыл бұрын

An electric fleshlight that poops out the egg when it's done... This thing is so wrong man XD

@TheHuskyGT 8 жыл бұрын

+Dami Nooki I drew it myself :)

@AiOinc1 Ай бұрын

Egg master would have been a better villain than what we actually got in episode 8

@ShineHatfield 7 жыл бұрын

holy crap, you pronounced aluminum the way it is spelled!

@Thunderwalnut 7 жыл бұрын

The box comes from America (I'd wager, because aluminium is misspelled for some odd reason) and in America they pronounce aluminium "aluminum" because they're, well fucking stupid frankly.

@Joe90h 7 жыл бұрын

It's strange, normally Americans take the letter "U" out of stuff for whatever reason. But in the case of aluminium, they chose to remove an I!

@ShineHatfield 7 жыл бұрын

Thunderwalnut- so, the word was originally "alumium" and the British (mainly) morphed it to aluminium because it was thought to sound better and more sophisticated. Other places, like America and Canada, morphed it to Aluminum. I'm American, so I grew up saying aluminum. They're both correct, yet incorrect at the same time because alumium is archaic and no longer used.

@pryingeyes1551 7 жыл бұрын

+Thunderwalnut The person who'd discovered the element kept changing it, because he still didn't think it sounded impressive enough. Sir Something-or-other, I've forgotten his name. Americans ended up with the interim 2nd draft, before he changed his damned mind again. An American would be woefully narcissistic to presume that the way they'd always pronounced something was correct, simply because it was what they'd been raised with. But that's not an exclusively American trait, you've made that quite apparent.

@conn4832 6 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME YOUR ALUMUN GIVE ME YOUR ALLIMONY Marry me then let me divorce ya Read more

@razzaclarke7278 9 жыл бұрын

4:40 "its deeper than i thought it would be" ive heard that before

@tawmifm 8 жыл бұрын

What's that music that plays while Ashens is waiting? I know he uses it for Technical Difficulties, but I'm sure I've heard it somewhere else...

@colinlawson8391 5 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is a two years old but I feel this way too. For some reason it reminds me of the menu music on some horse racing game I used to play on the PS2 but I've forgotten the name so can't check. :(

@user-qo9is7sh2i 3 жыл бұрын

im extra extra extra late but you can use Shazam, its an app to find music.

@bladedlady 8 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Ashens you are amazingly hilarious!! Thank you for making me almost drop my iPad once again from laughing at your antics! :)

@EukalyptusBonBon 11 ай бұрын

It just glorified Tenga with warmer

@Davidhench142 9 жыл бұрын

This must have been made by Chef Eggcellence .

@rockgod227 8 жыл бұрын

I love your villainous voice! You seriously need to consider voice acting...

@sursnaps 8 жыл бұрын

That is an egg boiler. You put eggs in it. When they are ready, you eat the eggs. They are tasty and I like them.

@Jimpiedepimpie 8 жыл бұрын

Its not an egg boiler if it doesnt boil, genius.

@sursnaps 8 жыл бұрын

It is a chocolate factory.

@TheElevatr 8 жыл бұрын

Best egg chocolate detector I've ever witnessed.

@sursnaps 8 жыл бұрын

I am an airplane.

@TheElevatr 8 жыл бұрын

Choo choo.

@Ntwadumela266 8 жыл бұрын

found this channel today. I love this humour

@Majora1988 Жыл бұрын

You know, in hindsight Egg Master might have been better then what we actually got for Episode 8.

@ElysianAura 9 жыл бұрын

It's incredible how it manages to cook 2 eggs into a banana!

@femboygaming64 6 жыл бұрын

When you read the 1 2 3 instructions HOW DID YOU NOT LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES?! THEY'RE AMAZING

@RobertTurner5000 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for using your couch, I never figured out where to cook my eggs until I found this review!

@random66849 9 жыл бұрын

Good Mythical Ashens...

@nikeeweston 9 жыл бұрын

Rhett and Link did it better

@nikeeweston 9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, their 7 plus million subs must be wrong, grow up.

@random66849 9 жыл бұрын

Can we just agree that this product is hilarious to see every time...?

@random66849 9 жыл бұрын

for*

@tuxcup 9 жыл бұрын

GMM's getting really boring. I never watched them since like July 10th (because I grew up and am no longer stupid). Seriously, What quality do you expect from daily episodes?