You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg

You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg | We're Here to Help

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Jake Johnson, Gareth Reynolds and special guest Daryl Johnson chat with a caller about some hairdresser drama. The guys also welcome back John Feitelberg to talk to a caller about someone walking in on their grandpa. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 18 "This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield."
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00:00 Intro
05:46 Daryl Johnson and the Barber Breakup
27:23 Sponsored by DUER
29:57 Sponsored by Squarespace
31:23 John Feitelberg and the Masturbating Grandpa
57:44 Sponsored by Kleenex
59:01 Sponsored by DoorDash
1:00:52 Follow Up | The Melon Man
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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@HeretoHelpPod Ай бұрын

Support the show and order your own pair of DUER’s - the world’s most comfortable pants! Get 20% off sitewide when you order from shopduer.com/GILSENTME Head to squarespace.com/GILSENTME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code GILSENTME! For this Allergy season, grab Kleenex and face allergies head on! Get 50% off, up to $15, when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now with code GILSENTME. Terms apply.

@hahnah1087 Ай бұрын

That Reiki seance was such a Nick thing to happen 💀💀💀

@LoveIsAll88 Ай бұрын

True lol!

@courtneyhorvath3840 Ай бұрын

Right 😂😂😂😂😂

@fantazmacy Ай бұрын

With Tran sitting on a bench in the room smiling

@rlesl0078 Ай бұрын

Okay, I know that you don’t want to get into it, Jake, but we are THIRSTY for more “reiki” details. PLEASE give the people what they want!

@ameliacmakes 27 күн бұрын

“It’s harder to launch a rocket, you gotta have more scientists” 💀

@drajcl Ай бұрын

I can’t with the Reiki/medium experience 🤣 👀

@gwendolyn2442 Ай бұрын

The longer the eat pray love gag goes on, the funnier it is 😂

@matthewtimothy Ай бұрын

The Kleenex sponsor after the second call was pretty much perfect.

@user-wr6mv3lz9k Ай бұрын

The comma bit had me dying 😂😂😂

@ProcrastinationAssociation Ай бұрын

So I've listened to the audio version of the show and watched it on here, I tend to laugh more when I watch vs listen, I don't know if it's because I have adhd so I pay more attention to video but it also helps to see your guy's reaction and genuine joy which I can't help but to join in. Love the show. Best ad reads I've ever heard! Never felt more connected to a character than nick from New girl and most of Jake's roles. 😅😂❤

@loganswanson7554 Ай бұрын

There's my handsome helpers!

@sydneysawyer1493 Ай бұрын

This is real life. "He's gonna stonewall you" 😂😂😂😂😂

@ric3p0 Ай бұрын

Ha I’m glad I watched Jake’s movie, especially because it makes me more excited about today’s guest. The movie was a home run btw

@ric3p0 Ай бұрын

I really loved Walter/James!

@nephrotoxick8 Ай бұрын

I agree! I hope Jake will be making more

@arrulf Ай бұрын

OK! I am stil waiting for the next DO/ER ad, how does Gareth look like!?

@lukekelly8049 22 күн бұрын

This is more fun and funnier than bad friends. Deserves same amount of subscribers!

@davidc8694 Ай бұрын

Reiki Groupon. There's a reason. 🤣🤣🤣

@swgreen1975 Ай бұрын

Nice to see Katelin making a brief appearance and giving advice 😉 Another great episode with some funny calls and follow up 😊

@missmacy11 Ай бұрын

me watching Jake touch the bottom of his shoe

@FrabjousDawn Ай бұрын

It makes sense that your audience also listens to Perfect Person, but I think what we really need is a collab! Perfect People Here to Help!

@OliverTheRicketts Ай бұрын

Miles on Here to Help would be amazing

@OliverTheRicketts Ай бұрын

This podcast is such a sincere joy.

@maddisontaylor2972 Ай бұрын

I had my windows downs at a stop light. Gareth got what he wanted, I was embarrassed.

@loveasapologetics Ай бұрын

These are so friggin good. 😂

@AmaliaAlexieff Ай бұрын

It sounds as though Jake received a Santeria treatment, NOT reiki

@harleykoch9773 Ай бұрын

i need more episodes per week, it’s so easy to get through my workout when i watch these haha

@cariborchert1575 Ай бұрын

Jake's looking fly in his new clothes! Can't wait to see what Gareth got. Hopefully, a vest.

@CarolMilters Ай бұрын

I’m fully sober thinking I’m seeing twice with John and Gareth side by side

@noellejohnson9822 Ай бұрын

We need more of the Reiki 😂

@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын

Ohhhh just the intro ... Thats why this is the best podcast in oh so many continents 😂😂😂

@MultiPoopsie Ай бұрын

Love you guys! From Taiwan! 🇹🇼 ❤

@JETBLASTIX Ай бұрын

Gentlemen. Always a pleasure..

@NikolaiVolkovski Ай бұрын

I just had to pause Self Reliance about an hour in to hop on here and say fucking well done. I didn’t have any expectations and decided to give it a watch, and it slaps 🤘

@NikolaiVolkovski Ай бұрын

The ending was perfect, you did a great job brother, thanks for the art

@HUSHMONEYBAND Ай бұрын

There’s always someone walking in front of the camera hahaha

@CG-js6wn Ай бұрын

Oh hell yeah! Victory slice!!!

@shooglechic Ай бұрын

I'm never looking at my Jerk seasoning the same ever again after this episode 😢

@danielmancia5568 Ай бұрын

Kelly with a C watching this 👁️👄👁️. 😂😂

@ddaarrkkssttaarr8877 Ай бұрын

"When life gives you melons" seems like low hanging fruit for the doc name!

@OliverTheRicketts Ай бұрын

Oh that’s genius thank you

@OliverTheRicketts Ай бұрын

Tag line

@danielmancia5568 Ай бұрын

How fast is gramps movingg?? 😂😂😂

@louisaguirre1826 Ай бұрын

That's an after orgasm problem lmaooo

@blogbloglog Ай бұрын

I’m catching up. What if we call us Gilpers.

@TM-bi1in Ай бұрын

It possible for you to get as better camera or something? I'm getting 720 over here and it's blurry

@lucidmemory4146 Ай бұрын

They're shooting 1080. Not sure why you're not getting that option?

@TM-bi1in Ай бұрын

@@lucidmemory4146 Thought it was weird that I see his clips in better quality but I can also see other streamers streams in better quality. So, definitely trivial

@ric3p0 Ай бұрын

Back OFF! JACK OFF! Ha Garf has found his way into my heart 💜

@ravensotelo4559 Ай бұрын

Jake Johnson got Reiki?!?! Nice

@lucidmemory4146 Ай бұрын

Listen to the comma bit, comma, giggle, comma, listen to a little more, comma, get bored with it, comma, hit fast forward 10 seconds, comma, listen to a little more of the comma bit, comma, hit fast-forward again, comma, realize that the comma bit is still happening, comma, get frustrated, comma, fast forward, comma, think this is probably going to be the last time, comma, nope, comma, still going, comma....

@nephrotoxick8 Ай бұрын

😂 just got to this part , comma , that's commitment

@jeremybranch5922 Ай бұрын

lol. It's like an SNL sketch.

@lucidmemory4146 Ай бұрын

@@nephrotoxick8 I love this show. These guys are wild.

@itsokaynatalie Ай бұрын

To all the moms right now who put the kids to bed listening right now are going “For fucks sake, get this AirPod out of my ear.” Me: Laughs my ass off then realizes I did just put my kid to bed and am listening to the grandpa call with my AirPods.

@allegrafranklin8843 Ай бұрын

Melon Master

@themfp3517 12 күн бұрын

@HereToHelpPod John Cougar Melonstamp

@AmaliaAlexieff Ай бұрын

Santeria a la California, that is...

@patrickmurphy465 8 күн бұрын

Need more reiki

@HeretoHelpPod Ай бұрын

What would YOU do if you walked in on your grandpa watching "special" videos?

@CB-my1gf Ай бұрын

Give em some suggestions.

@Slow_IP Ай бұрын

Would probably give him a door lock and a pair of headphones for his next birthday :)

@nephrotoxick8 Ай бұрын

Faint , considering he has been dead since 1998 😂

@heywhitebaby Ай бұрын

Close the door, then look forward to getting old

@heidimoulton2319 Ай бұрын

Clearly, this is a perfect example of a thing which never happened. As luck would have it and thank Jod for small favors, my grandpa is the only male relative I never found in this state. As a matter of my own reality editing, I also have never found son, husband, or stepfather in this state. I suggest that any woman worthy of the name is perfectly well able to edit this small frame out of the film, especially since it in no way requires one to address it, on any level or in any way. She is young and we all got a smile out of it. That is nice, and now.....poof! It never happened. 😊

@gazwheeldon Ай бұрын

😂

@erintheokay Ай бұрын

Are Todd & Kellie the only stylists in a 50-mile radius? Get a brand new stylist and keep it moving.

@Stoskyy Ай бұрын

Reiki and energy healing is such a scam, cant believe a therapist would EVER recommend that to a patient.

@anthonyedwardsolo Ай бұрын

🎶J.G. Helpers! 877-HELP nooooow!!🎶

@taylorp9060 Ай бұрын

Dang what a special guest ruined by the caller. Could not bear listening to “Jackie” complain. Had to skip

@Huzzahemolleee Ай бұрын

This girl is from Indiana. Bullied me so hard before I moved out of state I had to change my phone number. Told me to kill myself when she knew I was suicidal. Plot twist ---ruins my favorite podcast years later. cool

@stitcherino Ай бұрын

I stuck it out but kept wanting to yell “or just FIND SOMEONE ELSE” like are these 2 hairdressers the only ones in business? Why is “Celli” the only possible option if Todd leaves? Going back to her makes no sense

@heywhitebaby Ай бұрын

@@Huzzahemolleeewoah is that true? Sorry to hear that. Must be tough to have stumbled upon that here. Hope you can still enjoy the pod

@Huzzahemolleee Ай бұрын

@heywhitebaby I recognize her voice and the names of the people in her story. I'm not going to out her completely b/c that feels bad to me and I don't want to trash her because that also feels bad so just passing on this sucked to listen to and I seriously hope Alexis has gotten some mental health support to help her dive into why that level of cruelty comes out in friendly situations. We all do things we don't love and I hope that was a moment she learned from. But who knows. I'm just not trying to let that evil into my life