Eric this doesn't seem safe

when he said “I'm sure people in real life would be a lot more responsible with what they do with the technology” I expected a cut away to the Thomas the tank engine robot with flamethrower

Fun fact: that computer in Jurassic Park actually _was_ a Unix system!

"Eric this doesn't seem safe" "But profits" Life imitates art

I was expecting you to cut chip hazard off at the waist and mount him on two wheels so he can move.

This makes me want someone to build a movie accurate Chip Hazard that acts as a walkie talkie, responds to voice commands, and walks around. Obviously not something super intelligent, but basically a Tommy Lee Jones Alexa.

Content Creator: I can actually make my own Major Chip Hazard! Me: DID YOU NOT WATCH THE MOVIE??????????????\

"Pun for here." Is my favourite line

KZfaq algorithm came in clutch. I love your content and I can’t believe you don’t have more subscribers

I don't know about all of you, but I'm definitely using "pun for here" in my daily life going forward.

As a kid I always wished this franchise became a bigger thing. I had literally all the action figures. Even the one you see in the movie, but never comes to life. He was a beast that had some magic flatulence or some shit. But this video is amazingly nostalgic for me.

the phenomenal score by Jerry goldsmith and the banger of a soundtrack is why I’m a musician today. I’ve had this movie since this film came out and it was so ahead of its time. Joe Dante the director has been making satires of the American society since his first film. Jerry is the guy who made that arrangement you liked. He was a legend rip

After taking over 100 pics of the figurine = weird pixilated nothing You: NAILED IT Me: 😂😂😂

18:01 That Galaxy Quest reference, I'm dying.

You, sir. When you taped the home assistant to the case for the raspberry pi, I had to pause the video, because I have been laughing for the past 5 minutes. I am in pain, and you are to blame. "The only way to add X to this monstrosity that I'm technically capable of doing." FUCKING MOOD. Pure gold!

I WAS EXPECTING ANIMORPHS THIS WILL DO FOR NOW

I had a ton of fun watching this video. Great addition to the video essays and honestly at a certain level its just fun to watch you have some fun!

I actually follow someone who has one of those 3D printers and uses it for doll repaints so I was just sitting here yelling, "It's the goo!!" Didn't know it was resin, cool!

Gotta love how Sarge says *"There will be no mer-Seyyyy??"* Its like he cant decide if its a question or a threat.

A Practrommed to Leprochil sounds like an alien intelligence’s classification for your personality and thought pattern.

Good at making robots? No. Good at making me laugh so hard I spilled my milkshake? You bet your plastic 3D printed buns!!

The only part of Small Soldiers that is completely impossible was shown in this video and just entirely glossed over: As shown in the movie, the toys were *printed out as fully formed figurines*. So... No, they wouldn't have been able to move on their own at all. Even ignoring that and looking at what the original idea was for them, posable limbs alone isn't enough to make them move, they need internal parts to act as muscles to make them move. Otherwise, no matter how advanced a computer chip inside of them, they won't be able to move on their own. The main toys were not designed capable of automatic movement, its the equivalent of placing a computer chip in a Barbie. If designed properly, then yes, toys that are printed out and are capable of walking, talking, and kicking ass on their own are entirely possible. Well, to an extent, of course. Even now, AI isn't advanced enough for the kind of precise movements they can manage in the movies, nor the levels of intelligence some were shown to have (the Commando Elites were just copying their TV counterparts for their motivations, but the Gorgonites were far more intelligent and free thinking). So not *quite* as advanced as in the movie, but yeah, not too far off. Just enough that the whole "kids toys terrorizing the neighbourhood with their own war and nearly killing innocent people" part wouldn't happen, unless they were specifically design to do that (hopefully not the case for a toy)

So I absolutely lived this movie as a kid but forgot it existed until I saw this video and I need to watch it now immediately

Look. I knew you were rad after binging all your videos, this is literally the last one I am watching. I found you after a random recommendation for the Liars Dice Scene, because, why yes algorithm, you know I love movie scene breakdowns, pirates, and dice games. But you just drop in The System Is Down like it aint no thang... yeah, okay, I hope you go far. Your content has been amazing so far. Thanks for the work, the effort really shows. Also your summary of Linux is spot on. Very in depth, covers basically the whole topic. Exactly my feelings on the matter.

I love how he use the lines from the movie as the steps XD "What if these toy can talk" "What if these toys can walk" "What If these toy can actually kick ass"

My dad got me this move on VHS and a nerf gatling gun when I was a kid, my mom hated both of them because it was too violent, but I'd watch it with my dad and fight back with my nerf gun to help Archer. Was sick as fuck. Then I joined the army.

This video is the chronicles of a geek failing further and futher into despair because pop culture sold us lies. Truly a tale for our times.

"Pun for here." "As!"

That single cut of you slamming into the wall was my favorite part.

This is glorious. Stoked I found your channel!

"I can do this, i can do this, I can do this" He couldn't do it xD

I am sad you weren't able to get things working like you originally wanted, but hot damn am I glad I stuck around for the payoff.

Huge respect for committing to this despite how quickly it fell apart

This was such an awesome video! I love the angle you took bout the movie and technology. Really eye opening. Great video!

19:30 what the hell was in that Google Home, the condensed essence of Taco Bell Diablo sauce? I'm crying...

I can't believe I just found this channel. It's like you custom chose your content specifically to appeal to me 🤣

i have been thoroughly surprised and fully entertained several videos in s row now. Keep on the good work man in whichever form im here for it lol

You got my sub as soon as I heard Homestar Runner music. Loved the vid.

Glad I stuck around for ...well, whatever that was, haha! Seriously, this was a fun watch!

omfg the explosion, the really did kick ass :) thank you for more chuckles before the day ended

Dude, you're awesome. Thank you for the fun video.

I just have to say, I love Dennis Leary, he's excellent in anything I've seen him play and I love his humor

This is good content; combining an obscure movie I am fond of with a bunch of cool technologies I like learning about.

I wonder if Michael Reeves would take on this task...

So it's possible if you have time and aren't lazy

This was brilliant thank you for this video

This was too random and too perfect to not be an ad, i was surprised to see no links in the description lol

One of the best descriptions i have ever seen of a neural network is that it is an overlysimplified and cartoony representation of how we USED to think the brain works Because no a neural network is not even close to real neurons, it's literaly orders of magnitude weaker, less efficient and less complex... But it works good enough for most purposes so who cares, you aint going to get a self learning general artificial inteligence with neural networks but it is capable of some impresing feats for a computer

I recently found this channel. Thank you so much for reminding me how old I am and giving me some warm nostalgia berries.

This was beautiful, thank you XD

StrongBad reference got me! (y)

This is such insanely good content with a criminal shortage of views. Wow. Absolutely loved this video

I think I saw a glimpse of scenes in this movie back then and wanted to watch it. Eyyyy I can now since I finally stumbled upon it again.

So damn good. Awesome vid! 4:13 Classic! Loving this channel already

THIS IS AWESOME, WHY DESERVES MANY VIEWS!

I’m not the best at wording things so I’m a bit anxious about getting tone right - but I want to start by framing everything I’m about to type as a compliment. I king of put off watching this video, cause I never watched Small Soldiers and the basic concept didn’t really interest me. But I eventually figured hey I love your other videos so I might as well give it a shot. And (of course) I really enjoyed this video! Something that was especially nice to me was how relatable you were. Like instead of watching something that I don’t understand or could never get close to achieving, I felt more like I was hanging out with a really smart friend and doing crazy experiments. I could still never get close to achieving it :P but I realised that feeling of hanging out with a friend who is teaching me all this amazing stuff that I never realised or really thought about before is really consistent in all your videos. It’s like you’re helping me to be smarter, but in a very friendly, para-social-y way where I just feel like we’re friends and you’re telling me about all these amazing things you’ve discovered or are experimenting with. I have a couple friends in real life who are like that, so that kind of friendship (parasocial or not) is really special to me and it just adds to the knowledge and learning that I was already enjoying getting from your channel. I guess for a TLDR you could say your channel has a really nice friendly vibe and I’d like to think we would be friends if we encountered each other in the real social world? I dunno :P but whatever it is I’m trying to say it’s that your channel is cool and I’ve only been subscribed for a few weeks but it’s definitely become one of my favourites in that time and I look forward to hearing about whatever you feel like telling us about (and educating us about :P ) next

Man I haven't seen Small Soldiers in forever.

Not an alcohol bath actually. Early SLA resin printers pulled a perforated platform down into clear resin and ran a laser along the surface; this kept the vat at a consistent volume through the entire print. Then the finished print raises up out of the resin to be removed from the build platform and cleaned.

Feels a lot like an Answer In Progress video I like it!

lmao this video was so entertaining! great content!

hahaha, after the new mutants video end made me tear up, seeing you tape a really expensive device to the bootleg "action" figure made me burst out in laughter, so thanks for that... after today, I really needed that boost a few minutes before midnight.

This feels like if sid from toy story had a higher budget for his plastic war crimes

Did you really do the "well, screw (f**k) that!" from Galaxy Quest?

Hey Lord Ravenscraft, the step shown in the movie likely isn't an alcohol bath and is just the initial curing, as there really are laser based resin printers. The machine in the movie works insanely quickly, but maybe they're just using better resin that the $45/kg Amazon stuff that we use in our DLP machines. There's also a process called SLS (Selective Laser Sintering) where you use lasers to melt powder (either plastic or metal) into the shape you want, although this isn't that.

You are one of the few guys on this platform that has seen the finer qualities that this movie has, hats off. PS., I found a midsize chip hazard for dirt cheap in a goodwill and had a battle-damaged version of chip when I was a kid.

Love Small Soldiers! One of my favorite movies as a kid.

When you hit the wall, I expected Red.

Thank you I've had a figure of one of them for years the one with the flat grey hair and never knew what if was from thank you

Small soldiers terrified me when I was younger and that’s all I remember about it.

Technically you could take a course from the Stan Winston School.

Dude, don't put yourself down. I for one think it's incredible that you used a raspberry pi to link a voice to your creations, I think it's incredible. You should be proud... You have as many views as you've had. Awesome... Keep up the good work!

Love the explosion at 19:34... it was funny

17:09 I half joked to myself earlier that you should just tape a cell phone to it.

I haven't heard that chip hazard speech since I was a small child. It has aged like fine wine

That was a beautiful masterpiece

I think "Baby Yoda" is what a team can pull off these days. They have a few off screen animators.

This needs more views

So much bonus points for light-switch rave music.

18:01 Galaxy Quest reference!! 😂😂

Damn, never thought I'd ever see & catch a Galaxy Quest reference. 11/10 video!

Epic video!

In the book Small Soldiers Top Secret Dossier: From the Files of Irwin Wayfair, you find out that CEO Gil Mars actually has the checks canceled at the end of the film and uses the money to fund the new program in South America. Lots of fun tidbits in that book. With that said, great video! Hopefully in another 10 years it becomes even easier to make Small Soldiers-esque toys, because I'd sure be down for some Gorgonites.

19:34 got me to subscribe to your channel. And the four fours do it again lion king hyenas from liars dice explained. Hahaha

You got so caught-up with wether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

Cool Story Bro!

Thank you for this GOLD!!!!!!

This video is a delight.

JSKSJSKSJSKSJSKSJSKSJSK, THAT FINAL FIGHT WAS WORTH ALL THE WAIT XD

This was one of my favorite movies as a kid!!

The line "There will be no mercy" sent shivers down my spine.

The explosion at the end was cool

I loved the movie when I was a kid , haven't watched it in ages

god loved this movie. the ending scene where the gorgonites sailed to their home, made me wanna do it to my toys.

Small soldiers 2 coming soon

Military grade is made by the lowest bidder

This video should have wayyyyyyy more views

i had that chip hazard clock as a kid !

This is how the bots in Tf2 Mann Vs Machine were made

Honestly.... The figures you see at the beginning of the " In Production" scene are in fact concept figures. Models that would show what the product would look like after being finished. It is for the workers to have reference when looking over the product before boxing. This ensures there was nothing wrong with paint or other things. If you watch the scene again, you can see how each figure is actually made. Could you print the outer shell of the figure?? Yes! Though in reality I am not sure where you'd find a way to have the figures do what they do in the movie. Besides the two way communication and the fact they could talk to one another. But that is with the tech we have already developed.

I loved the little tigatron reference