YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE

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@davidbutler717 Ай бұрын

No toddlers here, but when you said,"Do you want to go outside?' my dog went ballistic. Now I have to pause the video and take the dog out. Thanks.

@QueenKurt Ай бұрын

Did do

@matthewmathis62 Ай бұрын

😂

@BJMauck Ай бұрын

That was my first thought. Luckily, my dog was in the other room!

@edwinrodeo Ай бұрын

🤣👏🏻

@DavidChadwick-cs9nl Ай бұрын

My cat ran to the door.

@josephleannais4823 Ай бұрын

At this point, if I am abducted by aliens, I will just consider it a rescue mission and learn to adapt.

@cathybrown8334 Ай бұрын

I’m 71 years old and I wore my BEATLES shirt shopping yesterday. I had people asking to buy it. Boomers are alive and well.

@PC4USE1 Ай бұрын

68 and a fan since I was 8-The Beatles were the best.

@kathleenadams4978 Ай бұрын

I'm amazed you still have it. Congrats! My mother threw out my Sgt Pepper poster. And my baseball cards (with Koufax, Mays, and Drysdale). I'm 68. :)

@hhealy7199 Ай бұрын

My parents threw out all my original Beatles memorabilia, records and original Barbie Doll with accessories while I was away at college.

@pamelajohnson7813 Ай бұрын

My dad went into my brother's old dresser & took all our comics from the 60s & 70s & gave them to his nephews when he went on vacation! Never even asked us!😭 Still mad almost 40 years later!

@cathybrown8334 Ай бұрын

Never got to see the Beatles, but I got to see Sir Paul McCarthy in concert.

@ResidentWiseacre Ай бұрын

Every time I go to the beach, I yell “MINE! MINE!” at every seagull I see. My kids love it; my wife, not so much.

@GuyPipili Ай бұрын

Since Tyler laughed, we want to see a video of him fishing with his daughter's rod!🤪😆

@dehydratedwater9806 Ай бұрын

He likes ice fishing, so I'm sure he's used it more than her.

@GuyPipili Ай бұрын

@@dehydratedwater9806Fact!🐠🐟

@Slicke68_ Ай бұрын

His next punishment.

@QueenKurt Ай бұрын

Agreed

@LiberalsArePoop Ай бұрын

Ashley Biden showered with her father's rod.

@ashesofadrienne Ай бұрын

Politicians are like professional athletes, only a small amount of money comes from their job the rest is from corporate sponsorships.

@sigaries4062 Ай бұрын

Too right!! Cheers!

@mati.benapezo Ай бұрын

On the contrary they don't do any physical labor.

@jmflightandphotography Ай бұрын

Right , they should be forced to show who their sponsors are by wearing stickers all over them like NASCAR

@timsheen1158 Ай бұрын

I love how Tyler tries to pass off his favorite fishing rod as his daughter's " I think it's Hello Kitty, I don't even know" ... exactly like when Austin Powers was trying to deny the 'Swedish P3n1$ Enlarger" was his.😂😂😂

@ryanglenn7878 Ай бұрын

One warranty card for p3ni$ pump signed by Austin Powers....

@Just-Nikki Ай бұрын

One book, Swedish 🍆 enlarger “ that sort of thing is my bag baby “ written by Austin Powers…

@fredlawrence8331 Ай бұрын

Greatest kiddie pole fishing story I know. Brother in law took his 4 year old daughter fishing. Barbie pile with Snoopy bobber. Next to them on the pier was a serious angler-all outfitted with state of the art, high end stuff. He had been there all morning without a nibble. My niece pulls in a bass on her 3rd “cast.” Buddy just quietly packs up his stuff and leaves.

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

I went to an ocean pier here in NC. There were some men with multiple expensive poles. There was also a kid. He would bait his hook, cast, lay his pole down on the deck, and then run up and down the pier playing. After a while, he would come back, reel in his line, and have a fish. Then he repeated this a bunch of times. The men with the expensive gear didn't catch anything at all and were really steamed.

@user-us9jn9pr2r Ай бұрын

I saw the granddaughter do the same with a Dora the explora pole

@naowright9308 Ай бұрын

It's not the pole, it's the bait. And who knows? Maybe fish are just like children and like Snoopy.🤷‍♀️

@lagoya Ай бұрын

It’s because God loves children 😊

@naowright9308 Ай бұрын

@@lagoya Best comment yet💜

@HeirofApocalypse Ай бұрын

My brother always says 'Aliens could land on the White House lawn, I'd still have to go to work. '

@brosephbroman7564 Ай бұрын

Sad but true -.-'

@charlesburroughs9770 Ай бұрын

I'd have to call out!!!

@lindaseel9986 Ай бұрын

I think aliens are living in the White House.

@brosephbroman7564 Ай бұрын

@@lindaseel9986 Yeah, the Hybrid failures

@DavidChadwick-cs9nl Ай бұрын

If your brother watched district 9 he would see the way it will really be. Intergalatic newcomers with nothing to offer but their ways.

@jaysonarends145 Ай бұрын

The "handle" on the maple syrup is there, so Justin Trudeau can tie it to the saddle of whatever animal he's riding when he plays Mountie.

@johnsmith-js9nv Ай бұрын

Trudeau is barely manly enough to play Nell, much less a Mountie.

@JayM409 Ай бұрын

Hopefully, PM Zoolander will be riding the rails soon.

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

@@johnsmith-js9nv Castro, Jr. is who he is. His mama got around. I've seen a photo of Fidel holding him and standing next to the mother.

@michaelwaller7365 Ай бұрын

@@johnsmith-js9nv Justine is more like Snidely Whiplash.

@KrayzeeAssKrisReturns Ай бұрын

He wanted to ride a moose but it was too dangerous so they put him on a pony, but that was still too scary so they put 'im on a brony, whose name is Tony and works for Justin' homemade waffles.

@levlylove Ай бұрын

Shout out to my year 6 teacher, who did once give us a test like 14:12. Had a bunch of instructions at the start, starting with "read everything on this page before answering any questions." At the bottom of the page, after 10 or 20 general knowledge questions, it said "if you haven't written anything on this page yet, write your name at the top and raise your hand." Well played, Miss Winter. Well played.

@larrythompson8630 Ай бұрын

We had that. But you were to put your name on bottom. I contested it. “You told us at start of year to immediately put our name on every test paper. “. She agreed that was her standing instruction. So no points off.

@live4hockey2 Ай бұрын

Walked into my friend's brand new house he had built. He goes and shows me around and all the while my phone keeps going off. I look down and his refrigerator, microwave, and washer and dryer are all sending me Samsung messages trying to connect to my phone. I'm like, "Dude, does your refrigerator have wifi?" "Yeah, cool isn't it?" Why the hell does an appliance need wifi?

@stevekirkpatrick1612 Ай бұрын

An appliance needs wifi as much as Tampax needs social media accounts.

@user-dt3sq7rw3b Ай бұрын

1984, surveillance required at all times. Disconnecting any such device is a crime. Big Brother will get you!

@Just-Nikki Ай бұрын

My husband would never step foot in any house that does that. If your son didn’t read the terms of use agreement on those things he should. It’s actually scary what people put in their houses without knowing what rights of privacy they’re giving up.

@Psychodermia Ай бұрын

Writing this before the episode starts… I am 60 years old…*waiting for the laughter to die down… When I was a kid, we had 3 tv channels to choose from. No KZfaq, Cable, satellite tv. Just 3. Back then, my whole week was based on finally waking up Saturday morning to watch the Bugs Bunny, Roadrunner Hour. Now Sunday mornings with Nancy's cheery greeting kinda gives me the same sense of excitement. Now, "On with the show, this is it!" 👽✌️

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

Getting excited over Nancy's "cheery greeting" 😂

@debby8428 Ай бұрын

I'm also 60 and had the same experience. Only difference is when nancy comes on I mute and look away.

@d.johnson9957 Ай бұрын

I feel the exact same way! :)

@GeryonM Ай бұрын

Guess we were blessed in Chicago. I remember 5 until fox 32 showed up. Then later 44 but I don't speak Spanish. And those with a dial TV there was 66, iykyk.

@joeparson9967 Ай бұрын

No laughter from where I’m sitting, 58 here. I can totally understand this comment.

@jpc1147 Ай бұрын

@14:21 I was at procedure training at work with my crewmates. As part of the training, it was discussed that you should read a procedure from beginning to end before you implement it. Hours later at the end of the day tests were handed out, I remembered what the instructor said about reading a procedure front to back before using it. I read the test. The last question said, "If you answered no questions you got a 100, if you answered a question you will receive a 0". Myself and one other crewmate passed the test.

@justforever96 Ай бұрын

But a test isn't a procedure. That doesn't make much sense. I mean it does in that obviously the entire point of it was simply to reinforce that particular lesson, so the actual test didn't matter, but still kind of cheating. And I guess the test is still good review, and theoretically you could still treat it as a real test, and still score it, after they all read that part and had the lesson shocked into their brains permanently.

@shaventalz3092 Ай бұрын

The last time I took that test, I was in elementary school.

@jpc1147 Ай бұрын

@shaventalz3092 This test was given to my team that worked with radioactive material. Nothing was ever left to chance. Procedurally these tests were given many times throughout my career. All kinds of tests were given over my career and they didn't stop until I retired. When working with nuclear materials the company had to have some metric and paper trail to prove to the NRC that you knew what you were doing. The company and government take the handling of nuclear material very seriously. I agree some of the testing was lame but the test in this case was to see if you used procedures correctly. My crewmates who didn't pass had to repeat the course. When dealing with government-controlled materials a paper trail is important for companies working with those materials.

@wildwind1958 Ай бұрын

Now it makes sense... The one's who do the least get the jobs... You must be from DC.

@jpc1147 Ай бұрын

@wildwind1958 I'm from a small town that had 2 nuclear power plants in its backyard.

@Just-Nikki Ай бұрын

The first meal I ever made for my husband was pork chops, roasted potatoes and honey mustard glazed roasted carrots. That was 13 years ago and he still asks me to make that for him regularly.

@JH-bb5ne Ай бұрын

6:40… that reminds me of a sign I saw yesterday in the meat shop; “Any unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy”

@MichaelSHartman Ай бұрын

100% effective.

@mikew6765 Ай бұрын

Tyler, don't sleep on the kiddie rods. Once my little brother, about 7 at the time, caught a 10lb rockfish on his kiddie Zebco. Then proceeded to tell my Dad's friend how the ones he caught didn't look very big.

@MikeC-ry1dk Ай бұрын

The Kiddie Zebco that is all black is a Zebco 77. Great if hiking and camping. Caught a lot of brook trout with one till I got into fly fishing.

@thomastarver498 Ай бұрын

I use my daughter's fishing rod all the time. It's like cheating, catches all the fish. I don't care that it's barbie. Thinking about getting matching gear.

@jpc1147 Ай бұрын

Remember "If everyone is special, then no one is special."

@kathygreer2097 Ай бұрын

And…if it’s everyone’s responsibility, it’s no one’s responsibility

@jpc1147 Ай бұрын

@@kathygreer2097 to stupid to know you can't compare those to things

@Saltine_American Ай бұрын

The tiny “handle” is a remnant of a time when syrup was stored in 5 gallon jugs and hung from that loop, making it functional. When they started making small bottles for consumers they kept the “handle” because people associated that container shape with syrup.

@tinyj4520 Ай бұрын

I thought it was for tying the price tag.

@reallymadnomad7330 Ай бұрын

Correct. The tiny handle is a skeuomorph, meaning “an ornament or design representing a utensil or implement,” per Merriam-Webster.

@ReaIHuman Ай бұрын

I just spent $60 for gas. I can confirm the towels are there to wipe away your tears.

@andyroo7206 Ай бұрын

Seagulls are 'shithawks', pigeons are 'rats with wings'

@Psychodermia Ай бұрын

Shithawks sailing the winds of shit over Sunnyvale. RIP Mr. Lahey. 👽✌️

@GardenDude1 Ай бұрын

Dumpster Ducks.

@zekehanscom5869 Ай бұрын

Chickens are yardbirds.

@skootergirl22 Ай бұрын

Yea people feed them then question why they're attacking humans with food in their hands

@ontheroad5317 Ай бұрын

Pigeons are parasites covered with parasites, that walk around shltting parasites everywhere.

@NewTestamentDoc Ай бұрын

if your wife (not child) walks past carrying a step stool, bad things are about to happen.... get it right, Tyler...

@Apollyon67 Ай бұрын

Especially if she has some sort of tool in her hand.

@Madonnalitta1 Ай бұрын

You know that's bait, guys? She's hoping you'll say "Can I do that for you honey?". The only thing for it, is to grab your golf bag and make a break for the door.

@CindyCockerham Ай бұрын

@@Madonnalitta1Shhh. That's the only way I get anything done around here.

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

For me, it's when my wife has a yardstick in her hand. It usually means work for me to do.

@ryanglenn7878 Ай бұрын

Bait or not, its urgent that you intercede

@RedHeadKevin Ай бұрын

8:30 Space Force doesn't have a battle cry. Because in space, no one can hear you scream.

@nathanh24317 Ай бұрын

David spade singing a Chad Kroeger song being attributed to Curt Cobain is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

@316dozer Ай бұрын

and he still didnt get it

@na-jg8ej Ай бұрын

That was the best part! He was so confident that he got the joke that he missed Joe Dirt!

@oriolesandravens Ай бұрын

OOOPS... at first I thought that was Tommy Shaw from Styx.

@paulslachta3657 Ай бұрын

2 straps, but I only had Juan! Just killed me! I’m fishing with the kiddie pole!

@donoimdono2702 Ай бұрын

Dude, that one killed me! I chuckled at many, but *that* one did it

@dezihaasch6976 Ай бұрын

You will catch more!

@PresidentDylan Ай бұрын

My Sunday routine: coffee, Tyler, church. Good morning and God bless my fellow Americans. 🇺🇲

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

The ol' CTC

@charlytaylor1748 Ай бұрын

My Sunday - lie-in, bike ride, bong, Tyler. It's a broad church

@timber72 Ай бұрын

Why would you go to "church" on the first day of the week? It's a workday.

@PresidentDylan Ай бұрын

@@timber72 I'll go to church any day and any time I get the chance.

@jasonsummit1885 Ай бұрын

Yep, I do the same. But I play an instrument with the worship team at my church so I have to show up an hour earlier.

@ChicagoFaucet.etc. Ай бұрын

9:03 - He thought we were going to make fun of him for calling syrup honey, but we are more mad that he thinks we have to brew honey.

@joelbell855 Ай бұрын

Canadian here the hole is for hanging on a nail at the camp next to the stove 🇨🇦 in rare cases it hangs from the IV drip 😂

@brandonhelcher3691 Ай бұрын

Whats sad is that note in the car would likely encourage someone to break his windows, purely out of spite. People suck.

@jjc4577 Ай бұрын

so you've been to California..

@claycollins9852 Ай бұрын

It's 1995. It's Friday afternoon at blockbuster. The weekend rush hasn't come in yet so everything is in stock. I'm renting two movies and a video game. It was the best of times and I'm living in the best moment. About to have one of the greatest weekends of my life.

@DavidChadwick-cs9nl Ай бұрын

Yea, browsing the horror or sci fi sections for obscure titles, picking up a game cartridge or two and lots of snacks. Good times. For the first while i had to rent one of their vcrs because they were expensive to buy.

@Pa-we1lw Ай бұрын

Remember the excitement of seeing the new movies were in stock! Not the same to google it now.

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

It's 1996. They cloned that damn sheep *Dolly.* She was born old but everyone was too focused on cloning to actually care. Then the *Apocalypse* started without anyone actually noticing. Fast forward: It's 2024. A green comet was seen over the skies. Again. Nobody noticed.

@matthewmathis62 Ай бұрын

That was all of us. Those were the best days. I didn't grow up in the 60s or 70s but late 80s and 90s were amazing still.

@deltabravo1811 Ай бұрын

@matthewmathis62 do you know @mattiemathis9549? Or are you the same person?

@carlchapman4053 Ай бұрын

7:37 The reason for the phrase "Ship shape and Bristol fashion" is because the sea level at Bristol dockyards can change by up to 30 Meters (33 Yards) and if the ship tilts then everything not correctly secured will slide around and get damaged or cause damage. This was especially important on old wooden ships with iron cannons and balls on the deck!

@usefulidiom Ай бұрын

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? - Juan on Juan

@asumazilla Ай бұрын

Ten whistleblowers all won a free trip on a Boeing plane.

@rkcpek Ай бұрын

Or a surprise visit from a previous first lady.

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

@@rkcpek That would run the count up close to 100, wouldn't it?

@jacky3580 Ай бұрын

CEO of Boeing got a $35 million severance. Maybe they paid him enough to stop.

@David-iy1zt Ай бұрын

Giving a women a piece of cheese is also a good litmus test She will either mention she is lactose intolerant, vegan or try it. If Vegan; RUN

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

The math works out on that. 🤔

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

Litmus test? As in testing lichens?

@tommygun8617 Ай бұрын

I’m taking notes 📝 ✍️

@David-iy1zt Ай бұрын

@@n4ughty_knight look up what a litmus test is The phrase started after a specific test but it the phrase can be used for any decisive test

@cathoderaytube7497 Ай бұрын

Mmmm, cheese😋.

@lindaseel9986 Ай бұрын

" As my nana, Nana Roseannadanna used to say, ' It's always somethin'.' "

@chrisgenson2278 Ай бұрын

Whole milk is delish. Anything else is just white water.

@Steppenkater 20 күн бұрын

I agree. To be precise: whole fresh organic milk from grassfed cows is the best :)

@christopherreese5775 Ай бұрын

“Keep your wife busy by pouring red wine on her carpets.”

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

Ouch.

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

Keep adding 1 dish in the sink every hour.

@Madonnalitta1 Ай бұрын

RIP dude, you'll be missed.

@larryeckerdt9750 Ай бұрын

The next stain will be blood.

@marilynleiker9095 Ай бұрын

Arrrgh!

@PippyPan Ай бұрын

Omg stop saying " outside" before my dog loses her mind 😂

@proudcanadian5713 Ай бұрын

Tyler, you LAUGHED. I demand that you show us a picture or video of you fishing with your daughter's fishing pole.

@chuckyIX Ай бұрын

My brother-in-law caught a 10lb Northern on a kiddie pole with 4lb test line.

@boofer22811 Ай бұрын

The paper towels looked like they were directly over the toaster...

@dehydratedwater9806 Ай бұрын

First thing I thought about that too.

@margiejonic815 Ай бұрын

That's exactly what my husband said too!

@oriolesandravens Ай бұрын

that way you can have heated towels to put out the kitchen fire from having towels over the toaster.

@blackdragon5220 Ай бұрын

NO..., Not EVERYBODY! I did NOT receive ANY of their "stimulus" checks.

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

Me neither. Gotta pay it back tho.

@justforever96 Ай бұрын

Me neither.

@JohnPingley Ай бұрын

I applied for the first one and was told that I didn't qualify.

@jennifermenth-pavel1260 Ай бұрын

Thousands of people were left out in the cold but nobody in government cares. My job was shut down and unemployment refused to pay me benefits because their records showed that I owned a business. I have never owned a business in my life! God bless everyone who was knocked down by the lockdown. ♥️

@danielbowlds3873 Ай бұрын

Yep like some of us just got the bill for everyone else.

@dirtybird311 Ай бұрын

Every time my wife comes home with the big bag of paper towels, I go outside and weep quietly, and figure out what I’m going to have to cut out for the next two weeks to make up for her buying them. 😂

@robinblankenship117 Ай бұрын

The saying " it's always something" has a cousin .... I can't win for losing.

@Vinxnotha Ай бұрын

I don't have toddlers. I have two dogs though..... And when you said want to go outside..... guess what happened. LOL

@solidonseraindogthetenth1679 Ай бұрын

Yup.

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

I have been a Honey Brewer for 87 years, and I gotta say that the secret to making the best honey is the width of the beans.

@findingsolutions198 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the tip , i was using pine cones but thats the european way

@johnwieczorek1184 Ай бұрын

To quote Rosanne Rosannadana ' IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING!

@ura4321 Ай бұрын

Tyler you laughed. I want a picture of you fishing with that poll. 😂

@ontheroad5317 Ай бұрын

12:09 so I solved this problem. I took my two daughters to Universal/ Harry Potter World. They had a blast, we all had a great time. The younger one walk around in full Griffindor costume. Oh, I forgot to mention, they were 24 and 27 at the time. Don’t waste your money taking a 4 yr old to Disney or Universal. You’ll be miserable.

@mattiemathis9549 Ай бұрын

I took my daughter when she was 25. Best Disney trip ever! 😂

@deltabravo1811 Ай бұрын

@mattiemathis9549 do you know @matthewmathis62? Or are you the same person?

@kathygreer2097 Ай бұрын

Wise words

@donoimdono2702 Ай бұрын

They won't be able to get on half the rides at 4

@ontheroad5317 Ай бұрын

@@donoimdono2702 plus, they won’t really have any memories of it. Believe me, my two grown daughters had a blast and will always remember it!

@Shellnbaby Ай бұрын

Last time I went fishing with my daughter when she had a My Little Pony kiddy pole she caught ALL of the fish that day. 😂

@shaydelady1508 Ай бұрын

About the 50's baby hanging on the car door, these were multifunctional "car seats". They used them way into the 70's. You hooked them to the front passenger seat of the car, a window, a tail gate... anything that would support them. Back in the 70's most cars and pickups had "bench" seats, so that car seat would fit right in the middle between the head rests (where the center counsel is now), and they'd buckle us in with the middle, hot as hades belt buckle, around our waist. At about 4 years old we just got to ride in the back window. It was all good and a great time! 😂

@Ron_EZ Ай бұрын

15:14 Where's her herd of cats? 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣

@jon3469 Ай бұрын

If it ain't one thing, it's another, and if it isn't that, it's something else.

@traybern Ай бұрын

Thanks, Emily!

@DavidChadwick-cs9nl Ай бұрын

Member Gilda Radner as Rosanne Roseannadanna and her"its always somthing" bit?

@Ithro-Ithrozovich Ай бұрын

Man the "close your eyes and barely open them" to see Barry Gibbs was pretty dope!

@jime8532 Ай бұрын

at first when I saw the picture I thought it was about the "vehicle" in the background.

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

Jesus Christ, you didn't see it?

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

@@markmurex6559 He didn't because his Eyes Wide Shut

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

I hope you're joking about Barry Gibb.

@victorialove9104 Ай бұрын

I thought it was Jesus. ❤

@Fantasyish Ай бұрын

Every time Tyler says “kiddie pole”, all I hear is “kitty pole”.

@utubehanna Ай бұрын

That kiddie pole will definitely catch some real fish. And it is easy to maneuver in the boat. It’s a winner.

@ChurchOfTheHolyMho Ай бұрын

Fishing with the Hello Kitty fishing rod wasn't so hard... although I am now banned from Petco.

@forwarddiscipline Ай бұрын

The handle on the bottle is for a leather strap to tie off to your belt, backpack, tree limb, over the stone of your fire ring to warm up, etc.

@markmurex6559 Ай бұрын

Who does that?

@forwarddiscipline Ай бұрын

@@markmurex6559 people who are gonna be alright after shtf.

@forwarddiscipline Ай бұрын

@@markmurex6559 people who are going to live well after shtf.

@JayM409 Ай бұрын

@@markmurex6559 - Who doesn't?

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

Nope. It's to make the bottle look "old-timey," like the old jugs people used to use.

@kirstenmartin1827 Ай бұрын

And when I DO catch the big one with the kiddy pole, I’ll be sure to send you the video! 😆

@vancebocas7626 Ай бұрын

The "smiles" "skilometers" was excellent! I actually laughed out loud at that one. XD

@mrboogang Ай бұрын

I'm from Perth, Western Australia. It's a city, not a country! LOL

@QueenKurt Ай бұрын

You should sent Tyler More Perth Meme to see if he start calling the Place Purce

@jsemplefelton5348 Ай бұрын

All named after Perth in Scotland. That's colonisation for you.

@mrboogang Ай бұрын

@@jsemplefelton5348 Love colonisation! It made us all who we are today!

@jonnywatts2970 Ай бұрын

Honey brewers? I should start a honey brewery...come on man! 😂😂

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

That's so 6th century CE, bro! It's called *hydromel* or *mead* ! Beekeeping monks used to have breweries dedicated to it! Monk Life, homie! 😎🙏

@jonnywatts2970 Ай бұрын

@@n4ughty_knight I was more referring to the fact you don't brew honey... Lol

@justforever96 Ай бұрын

I was going to say you could always make mead. But then you are brewing mead, I guess, not honey. You don't brew wheat to make beer.

@n4ughty_knight Ай бұрын

@@justforever96 Fermented honey is a thing, guys...

@cirquestar6618 Ай бұрын

I started brewing mead during the lock downs, went all with all local ingredients. then found out I'm allergic to honey. Now I have about 50 liters of mead I can't drink. FML

@davidschmidt6013 Ай бұрын

Outside is too complex for my beautiful Husky's brain. "OUT" and "WALK" are what sets him off.

@noneya61 Ай бұрын

I do believe the Tyson/Perth meme went straight over Tyler‘s head.😂

@RB-sh4lo Ай бұрын

He also called it a country when it is a city

@seandelap8587 Ай бұрын

If aliens had any sense they would avoid this planet like the plague

@forwarddiscipline Ай бұрын

I'm genuinely concerned that people see all the worship of unseen deities around the world that have been occurring for thousands of years, and people go: those billions of people are just playing pretend. There's nothing there.

@thehealeruk Ай бұрын

The proof that there is intelligent life out there is in the fact that they *DO* avoid this planet like the plague.

@tburgess3426 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure aliens are told to lock their doors when passing Earth

@skootergirl22 Ай бұрын

It would be mars attacks

@JayByrd83 Ай бұрын

@skootergirl22, let's hope they're not the Aliens from Alien... 😬

@jiankhan Ай бұрын

"honey brewers" Dead man walking.

@lisaa.1136 Ай бұрын

That box of Field Day ribbons brought back a lot of fond memories. I loved Field Day!

@OtawoOnlineGaming Ай бұрын

Tyler: I never lose. Also Tyler, laughs at almost every meme.

@PhantomRed13 Ай бұрын

This is by far the best channel on KZfaq. God bless you, Deev, and Meagan 🙏

@fincrazydragon Ай бұрын

Earth is the bad neighborhood that aliens take the long way around to avoid.

@jwatson6359 Ай бұрын

Pork Chops and Apple Sauce, perfect together!

@krevor4095 Ай бұрын

Full transparency. I had no problem with my child going outside and getting into anything muddy. My WIFE however had a big problem with me pulling out the hose afterwards.

@jmakc3541 Ай бұрын

@3:17 Send that paper towel/toaster oven pic to his homeowners insurance company. They'll love that.

@sagethegreat4680 Ай бұрын

Walks up to water with kiddy pole . Swings it like a sword , smacks a fish up side the head . Here i caught a fish with kiddy pole 😂

@keith4848 Ай бұрын

The syrup “handle” is for air to not get trapped when pouring

@warrenrayledbetter9957 Ай бұрын

"If you ever need me, I'll be 10 missed calls, 20 texts, and 30 voice mails away." And to think someone said this was The Age of Communication.

@seandelap8587 Ай бұрын

Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from

@peterboschman8543 Ай бұрын

Mosquitoes love perfumes, ladies - and effeminates

@ladybug591 Ай бұрын

Soft skin is a mossies delight and not too hairy.

@ryedoll Ай бұрын

The only normal people that graduate college are the ones that get drafted into a professional sport.😂😂😢

@JB-sf5do Ай бұрын

I love that your daughter has her own fishing pole!!!!

@brassmonkey7566 Ай бұрын

I believe that cheese thing was from a book of " love spells and potions "...😅

@jonnywatts2970 Ай бұрын

Living that paper towel luxury life huh? They're called rags... You should try them.

@bite-sizedshorts9635 Ай бұрын

That's what my mother used when I was young. We never had paper towels.

@llamasugar5478 Ай бұрын

I just cut up my husband’s old t-shirts; if each square ends up being “single use,” it’s still more economical.

@TinyCochran Ай бұрын

My husband bought me an avengers pole! It’s about 3ft long but it was $5, it caught plenty of trout in TN last week.

@reapaknight3611 Ай бұрын

That paper towel joke went right over your head. Look below the role of towels to the toaster underneath it perfectly positioned to go directly in the toster.

@robertrickett7816 Ай бұрын

I grew up in Michigan were mosquitoes are the state bird, Dad had us eat garlic, seems skeeters don't like garlic sweat

@matthewmathis62 Ай бұрын

I'm from Jacksonville Florida and at Little Talbot Island the mosquitos were soo big that you can hear it when you pull them out of your skin.

@victorialove9104 Ай бұрын

@@matthewmathis62fellow Jacksonville resident. I can confirm this. ❤

@eduardorivera4100 Ай бұрын

Leave the child with a step stool alone they about to learn themselves something

@wilburrrrr742 Ай бұрын

That's similar to what I did when the dog was using the extension cord as a chew toy.

@user-oy1fj6vq8f Ай бұрын

Those Field Day ribbons bring tears to my eyes!

@madatu Ай бұрын

His paper towels looked like a fire hazard.

@karenreinholt4207 Ай бұрын

It’s ‘vacation’ when you’re working. It’s ‘traveling’ when you’re retired.

@alicialawhun91 Ай бұрын

I lost when Tyler said he never loses. 😂😂😂

@shernandez92315 Ай бұрын

Tyler, a comment about the baby hanging on the side of the car in the little seat... IT'S A CAR SEAT! In 1962, my niece rode in one hooked on the top of the back seat. I was responsible for holding onto it if mom slammed on the breaks!!!

@cl5080 Ай бұрын

Oh wow! I’m 60, and my name is Carol. I never thought I would hear that name in use…EVER AGAIN! Hilarious meme too 😊

@otpyrcralphpierre1742 Ай бұрын

"Kiddie pole". AKA an Airman's Pole. 🤪

@Mr.Nate.1 Ай бұрын

It's a blast using those kiddy polls everything you catch feels like a big one !

@yanwo2359 Ай бұрын

Re the services joke, when people ask me if I was in the military, I answer, "No, I was in the Air Force." 1968-1974, 99125.

@paranoideye7104 Ай бұрын

Mosquitos are also more attracted to certain bloodtypes. In my family this is true. 3 of us getting eaten alive, and the rest of us only getting one or two bites. The only differences are the two sets of types!