You’re in a saw movie but have strong opinions on labor laws
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2 жыл бұрын
@Moscato_Moscato 2 жыл бұрын
Despite the killer’s lack of respect of labor laws, you gotta admit, their nails are on point 🥴
@lack_of_reality 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lov3rgrrrl 2 жыл бұрын
Pun intended ✨
@emkiris 2 жыл бұрын
They asked the nail tech to do it for the exposure
@tabathaarria9558 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure this killer went in to a nail salon and complained all the time and asked for a discount anyway because he's got no respect for the workers and i'm over it ✋🏻🙄
@kiamari7098 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say
@AmyKoopa 2 жыл бұрын
“Killers mom has got it going on” had me dead 💀
@haydensmith5249 2 жыл бұрын
Same I loved it
@Tekdruid 2 жыл бұрын
This.
@Heh1629 2 жыл бұрын
Listen to “Jason’s Mom” by Ice Nine Kills
@certifiedclownlala3672 2 жыл бұрын
@@Heh1629 i literally just about to say that
@raynb0w6 2 жыл бұрын
me and my friends sing a version of this about one of my friends moms lmfao
@aranelangel 2 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't any single person here have a desire to live?" Sir, you chose the wroooong generation.
@viscountrainbows6452 2 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw: *Kidnaps a milennial and threatens them with death* Millennial: "Joke's on you; I was too cowardly to do it myself anyway. Just make it quick." Jigsaw: 😒
@treyatkinson7564 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, it's the right generation of its wanting to live out of SPITE.
@meme13100 2 жыл бұрын
@@treyatkinson7564 #FACTS
@NaomiDollxoxo 2 жыл бұрын
@@treyatkinson7564 THIS
@curlyqween34 2 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 millennial? I thought Generation Z??
@Nobodybelivesimstraight 2 жыл бұрын
" I need to be able to like bat my eyes at a expensive looking gentleman without looking like the mother from fucking Coraline" this line lives in my head rent free
@AnnaMorimoto Жыл бұрын
Did you not notice your name is a typo, or is it a play on words that's going straight over my head? Also, why the inverted (S)VO sentence structure instead of traditional (S)OV?
@PureCurebyFaith Жыл бұрын
@@AnnaMorimoto true
@Miki_ik1M 2 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't any single person here have an desire to live?!" "I do wanna live, do i wanna live without eyes? Absolutely not."
@classicalsheetmusic1986 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You quoted the funny part of the video! You are so funny and original. :)
@richardavila2951 2 жыл бұрын
@@classicalsheetmusic1986 And got over 1,000 likes and a hearted comment bc of it. Cause it’s what? Funny.
@classicalsheetmusic1986 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardavila2951 1,000 likes and a heart for repeating the funny part. Wow. I am kinda disappointed not gonna lie. It makes me sad to see such un-creative and un-original people get so many likes. Very much not deserved.
@vffncl0 2 жыл бұрын
@@classicalsheetmusic1986 Imagine caring that much about who gets pointless yt points, can't relate... Quoting the video just means they found that bit particularly funny, people liking it agree. It's not that serious.
@sstar339 2 жыл бұрын
@@classicalsheetmusic1986 The comment is obviously going to be about the video. Dislike and report or at least own your passive aggressive bitter sweet salt and make it seem like a genuine complaint.
@elizabethlewis8436 2 жыл бұрын
If I’m gonna die, you best believe I’m not lifting a finger in the entire process. Also loving the remix of Stacy’s Mom! ✋🏼 ☠️
@unchartedraider7547 2 жыл бұрын
Worst part : She got in going on-
@zeenoash.8805 2 жыл бұрын
Same.
@_mossystar 2 жыл бұрын
@@unchartedraider7547 no. Real worst part: she's all i want and ive waited for so long-
@sleepingtbh_ 2 жыл бұрын
jasons mom - ice nine kills
@jacksonlevy5464 2 жыл бұрын
@@sleepingtbh_ read my goddamn mind
@hellowendy1029 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not lifting a goddamn finger" is honestly my mood most days
@wendylott6920 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@hellowendy1029 2 жыл бұрын
@@wendylott6920 must be a Wendy thing 😋
@galactickitty5691 2 жыл бұрын
At this point it's so funny to think about the killer actually finding someone who's scared and having to take a minute like "wait, hold on, I've never gotten this far before, just, give me a minute-"
@IzuMei_is_underrated 10 ай бұрын
I was like 69. Also, would love to see a short of that!
@wingtub 2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest series ever
@potato1084 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😂😂
@vasil7836 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@audreyguo13 2 жыл бұрын
Lol seems like we all have dark humor
@Mellopathy 2 жыл бұрын
Yup nothing as usual to see hear
@nuteller9437 2 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏🏽 like you want me to do this...for free? In this economy? No way sugar
@dezerayb3980 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure the police can find my body.. EASILY so my fam gets that life insurance check, Boo.
@Ecroose 2 жыл бұрын
Plus eyeballs go for a TON on the black market and you want me to DiY the surgery and potentially lower my gains? No thank you sir
@genesis_expo Жыл бұрын
"Hey look, it's No Eyes Nancy stumblin' over a traffic cone cause she has no eyes, she can't see!" 😂😭😭
@lafayette8240 2 жыл бұрын
"I do wanna live, do I wanna love without eyes? Absolutely not." "Hey look it's no eyes nancy, she's trippin over a traffic cone cus she's got no eyes"
@jordan-s 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, if I got kidnapped and told to do strange tasks or else I'd die, I'd probably just say "skip the wait time, I ain't doing shit."
@astartevalentine8883 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, ur gonna kill me anyway
@meme13100 2 жыл бұрын
Right all that work just to die or be disabled in a world where disabled end up homeless. My dude ain't seeing the bigger picture.
@roserain7034 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Shows where someone is locked in a unfamiliar building and being chased around by a killer... like why not just die? 😭 running and hiding just being too much unnecessary anxiety. The anxiety of thinking the killer might find your hiding spots is too deadly and worse, if he found you, the heart attack you are about to experience... not for me.
@agenttechnaid5438 2 жыл бұрын
not to mention that you would probably just bleed out or get infected anyway
@astartevalentine8883 2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@becrimecommitgay518 2 жыл бұрын
At this point I’m starting to feel bad for the killer lmao 😂
@tdavenport720 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@zeenoash.8805 2 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@potato1084 2 жыл бұрын
Sameee😂😂😂 Such a mood though
@waterylemon6880 2 жыл бұрын
Same-
@chinacarter8319 2 жыл бұрын
Not even, he brought it on himself
@Mandaraminu Жыл бұрын
Killer: “Gouge your eyes out.” Me: “No.” Killer: “You’ll die if you don’t!” Me: *”Bold of you to assume I don’t long for death.”* Killer: “Goddamn it not another one…”
@lovelyjuliexo 2 жыл бұрын
“i’ll die for fair wages!” u dropped this 👑✨
@presentlycrescent 2 жыл бұрын
stanzi: ~killer’s mom has got it going on~ me: *dancing in the corner while being electrocuted*
@maddiedoesntkno 2 жыл бұрын
That’s my fave dance move.
@hio9525 2 жыл бұрын
the worm
@hongjoongisatinyman 2 жыл бұрын
“I demand my rights🙄 I ain’t doing free labor”
@Amexican-25 2 жыл бұрын
" I have to be at a bar batting my eyes at gentlemen WITHOUT 😒 LOOKING LIKE THE MOTHER FROM ✨ FUCKIN CORALINE✨. " that got me 🤣
@samuraiwasp787 2 жыл бұрын
At this point the killer is the one being bullied. It’s hilarious
@gregoryvn3 2 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't any single person here have an desire to live?" Dude, have you been outside the past few years? Or even online?
@mysticwolf1358 2 жыл бұрын
lol ikr i wanna see an actual horror movie with people from this generation who are just depressed and don’t care if they get murdered
@SwirlyPinwheel 2 жыл бұрын
@@mysticwolf1358 Saw, but with millenials and zoomers.
@mysticwolf1358 2 жыл бұрын
@@SwirlyPinwheel yess exactly
@user-kc5de6wl8f 2 жыл бұрын
@@SwirlyPinwheel Millennials: Oh my God, finally! Please end my misery. Zoomers: Haha electric belt go brrrrr
@curlyqween34 2 жыл бұрын
@@SwirlyPinwheel zoomers💀
@soup407 2 жыл бұрын
“Your mom’s house” “Ugghhhh” *Continues to sing Stacey’s mom* This is my new favorite person Wow 2.9k likes I must be famous
@kaiyotee2475 2 жыл бұрын
Saaame
@Plagolago64 2 жыл бұрын
Yea
@mikealalee2889 2 жыл бұрын
Your famous and I know where you live.
@soup407 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikealalee2889 come visit🙃
@Plagolago64 2 жыл бұрын
@@soup407 based
@TubeSurfer898 Жыл бұрын
“Killer’s mom has got it goin’ on.” I died. She really hit him with a your mom joke. 😂
@callierachel1570 2 жыл бұрын
"do I wanna live? Yes do I want to live without eyes? Absolutely not." *Blind people:*
@searchingfororion Жыл бұрын
Usually have eyes. But I do get your point. A lot of individuals forget that the blind now have screen description software and therefore "watch" YT.
@ashleyguthrie572 Жыл бұрын
But like most of them aren't given a choice. They're born that way ir it just happens or they have an accident. If I lived my whole life sighted and someone told me I had to go blind today or die, my choice, I'd probably be a wuss a** loser and choose die.
@MissSweetie Жыл бұрын
@@searchingfororion I mean, someone who is blind may simply not give a fuck about seeing or not, specially when they were born this way. I would be pretty suicidal if I got blind. Like, sure, a lot of people can live without seeing or hearing but some of us do not have the strength to go through this shit
@searchingfororion Жыл бұрын
@@MissSweetie Speaking as someone who once was advanced/high level in yoga, belly dance, burlesque, theater, a variety of open mic entertainment, and a myriad of other physical and verbal arts and recreation - who *now* is not only wheelchair bound, medically ordered to 23hrs a day bed rest, and recently lost the ability to communicate verbally in a coherent manner due to surgical complications; If that's how you genuinely feel - I'm very sorry for you. I know people who have bouts of blindness, and far further whom have become completely Deaf. It's a different way to live, but not lesser. It's amazing how much the human animal can adapt, and with the proper environment, cope. To me, your belief that no longer having a single one of your senses would make your life no longer worth living is a tragedy. (Not through fault of your own, but the very strong narratives we're exposed to culturally.) If you've read this far, I appreciate it as one can deduce it takes great time and effort for me to construct text. If not, well... I don't know what you planned to achieve by replying to me in the first place. You *did* get pity from the disabled person. That was well accomplished.
@________________Aprilfools63__ 2 жыл бұрын
He's only saying omg because that song is going to be stuck in his head now for the rest of the day
@realestmichael 2 жыл бұрын
Faaacts
@________________Aprilfools63__ 2 жыл бұрын
@@realestmichael killers mum has got it going on!!!!
@jimstoesz3878 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but seriously! The shit those people are asked to do is so awful that even *IF* you survive you're gonna wish you hadn't! Like it's not a matter of if I "want to live" or not! It's a matter of if I can live with myself after murdering a stranger in a pit stop bathroom and then army-crawling through a tarantula nest while wearing barbed wire fishnets!
@tabathaarria9558 2 жыл бұрын
barbed wire fishnets sound kinda iconic tho
@ThatGirlJD 2 жыл бұрын
One of the points in one of the Saw movies was the fact that by not working together they killed themselves, I'm glad to see unionization from the start.
@jimstoesz3878 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGirlJD hell yeah comrade! All we have to lose are our chains (and also these bear trap things, I guess...)
@magnarcreed3801 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I could. Wouldn’t even feel bad about the murder.
@cookieaddict5956 Жыл бұрын
@@tabathaarria9558 you mean painful?
@UltiTheBand 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the new SAW movie: *the Union strikes back*
@brycegoodyear 2 жыл бұрын
"Without looking like the mother from fing coraline" I DIEDDD
@ellieparks7492 2 жыл бұрын
“Your moms house” best comeback ever 😂
@alicewar3420 2 жыл бұрын
Did you just smash or pass a serial killer and make a Stacy's mom reference in the same video 0o0
@OneAndOnlyMandyRose 2 жыл бұрын
"killer's mom has got it going on" 🤣🤣🤣
@ichigokage 2 жыл бұрын
“Why does no one have a desire to live?!” Jigsaw...mate. Buddy. *gestures everywhere*
@LazyTallGuy 2 жыл бұрын
The killers nails are on point 💅🏾
@iEGeek 2 жыл бұрын
When the victims take the fun out of your killing spree, do you really want to continue being a killer?
@PartsOfABox Жыл бұрын
🤚😔
@mayflowers5090 2 жыл бұрын
This is a perfectly wonderful series, so accurate
@GrumpyOldFart2 Жыл бұрын
I’m 67 and I love this woman. She’s the highlight of my day. ❤
@readings19 2 жыл бұрын
Killers mom has got it going on She's all I want and I've waited so long, Killer can't you see, You're just not the kill for me I know it may be wrong But I'm in love with killers mom
@spke5081 2 жыл бұрын
The killer at the end: “OoooHhh mYyy gOooOoddddd 🙄😒💢”
@Nehu_22 Жыл бұрын
"Killer's mom has got it going on" I'm dead
@sarahthivierge3387 2 жыл бұрын
"No eyes Nancy" made me spit soda out nose lmfao 🤣
@roza-gonefornow6754 2 жыл бұрын
Lol,I love for these saw things 😂
@JeffFromTheIRS 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, killer really got hit with the hit single “Killer’s Mom”
@Catandgoose 2 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how GORGEOUS Stanzi looks in this??
@fyanrd4144 2 жыл бұрын
“ Without looking like the mother from F’ing Caroline!” 🤣😂😂🤣 hilarious!!!
@mckennamindandbody5936 2 жыл бұрын
My 13 year old daughter introduced me to your videos this week and I’ve been basically snorting your videos nonstop since. My kids and I thank you for sharing your talents.
@_CannotThink_ 2 жыл бұрын
Oh snap there’s my amazing mother
@mothershroom 2 жыл бұрын
Just came out to my parents. Everything went well.
@TheBluestflamingos 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations!!! I'm happy for you
@mills1703 2 жыл бұрын
That's awesome congrats 🏳️🌈
@Itsyourgirl135 2 жыл бұрын
“✨Killers mom✨, has got it goin on…… She-“
@eel_3 2 жыл бұрын
fantastic rendition of stacy's mom! truly the greatest!!
@whisperedcares 2 жыл бұрын
“Where do you live that people talk like that?” Gave up on convincing them to complete the task and moved on to picking at them for destroying their horror game 😂🤣😂
@zoyakoradia1329 2 жыл бұрын
Please the killer having long bright blue nails is the best thing in this video💀
@b_rose234 2 жыл бұрын
The way she said pluck is very satisfying
@_CannotThink_ 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I showed my mom one of your videos and she is now obsessed with you. she can’t stop watching your videos lmao she’s now started to watch you religiously.
@mckennamindandbody5936 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! There’s my very beautiful kid!
@micahwilliams1332 2 жыл бұрын
But, fr though, you would prolly bleed out with this task too.
@dezerayb3980 2 жыл бұрын
In less than 2 min not to mention a DEFINITE and likely massive infection.
@tiablue9106 Жыл бұрын
yeah I'm pretty sure crudely plucking out ur eyes would not only hurt beyond belief but cause some kind of irreparable internal damage, a LOT of bleeding and you'd def get infected too w/ all that exposed flesh. Plus y'know, past all that you'd have to live w/o eyes. Gimme the electrocution. (like dude I poked my bare eye w/ some happy meal toy once and it took over 30 mins for it to stop hurting, u expect me to remove both eyes in a shorter time??)
@micahwilliams1332 Жыл бұрын
@@tiablue9106 Exactly, not happening. As many have said before, " I'm not gonna play into your stupid prank".
@leavemealoneplease7044 Жыл бұрын
"Look over there its no eyes nancy stumbling over a traffic cone" had me dying 😭😂
@DarqueQueen7 2 жыл бұрын
The Stacy's Mom redo? Just brilliant! And the North Jersey/ New Yorker accent from the people making fun of No Eyes Nancy? Thank you for the laughs at such dark humor!
@AnaPie896 2 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this twice because the first time I was staring at that top the whole time. I love it and it looks amazing on you!
@AnnikaVictoria24 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@degcookie 2 жыл бұрын
There's a woman at work that Stanzi reminds me of, and I'm definitely sharing with her tomorrow! I hope she gets a kick out of these like I do, because I swear to Wadjet she is this sassy all the damn time and I love it!
@amyschildgamerlive4519 2 жыл бұрын
I require updates asap
@RekkaKien3 2 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell. Ngl though, the delivery on the "not lifting a finger" part was kinda hot. 🥵 keep these up. They're great lol.
@kathyrehm4057 2 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely loving this series!
@phopotato 2 жыл бұрын
i love all of your videos they're great!
@baristascallmewolfgang 2 жыл бұрын
1. I love ur outfit 2. “Killer’s mom has got it goin on” 10000% best thing ive seen in days
@anniecahill5214 2 жыл бұрын
"Killers mom has got it going on" 🤣
@shartbernard862 Жыл бұрын
killers mom at the end had me singin along
@arturintete2461 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone find that guys address yet?? I am NOT letting get away with this labor exploitation
@unicorncrafter3034 2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised I’m here without a notification
@-TheGayCult- 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best series ever 💀
@sakurasensations4786 2 жыл бұрын
I adore the “Stacy’s Mom” parody right at the end there. Wonderful addition to an already great skit.
@asdfghjkl7064 2 жыл бұрын
the song reminded me of Jason's mom !!!! "Jason's mom has got it going on, with a body count that rivals her son. Jason can't you see the love behind her killing spree. ..."
@AnnoyinglyAnalytical 2 жыл бұрын
Me suddenly realizing how lazy these villains that make you take yourself out are >:[ you had the time to set up the TV and torture room but you can't stab me yourself? Unacceptable.
@kayleyc07 2 жыл бұрын
The Stacy's mom remix tho
@jimmyju76 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the killer has the same nail polish lol
@Rose-tw8jg 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most early I’ve been and love this series
@MWNTI_Studios 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly feel bad for the killer. He can never catch a break.
@cindimindi 2 жыл бұрын
The whole look is on point. Such amazing style. I wish I could add it to my wardrobe.
@theyounggamer3315 2 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much. You have no idea how much I love this series
@SJMac 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but can we talk about this look? I'm in love with it I wanna know where they got the shirt it's so cool
@jodi_kreiner 2 жыл бұрын
so I’m really gonna need a “serial killer meets satan” series…
@Ashley-1917 2 жыл бұрын
Love that you put on the black and red for this one! Solidarity, comrade!
@biancanapoles1725 2 жыл бұрын
"Your mom's house." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@master-zaynelotus5048 2 жыл бұрын
There is so much win in this I can't even right now, lol.
@BarsofMars 2 жыл бұрын
I can tell you've been watching the Saw Movies-
@elliewellie_YouTube 2 жыл бұрын
Why does the killer have a stunning manicure
@lulubean1668 2 жыл бұрын
First lol you go Stanzi
@bradleybrown8428 2 жыл бұрын
I was born blind, I have eyes, but I found this hilarious.
@The_Great_Depression Жыл бұрын
I nearly choked on my drink at “it’s no eyes Nancy trippin over a traffic cone cause she’s got no eyes” before singing. Your videos are chefs kiss 😘
@kiranicole4329 2 жыл бұрын
This killer is low key chill af
@yuki_san1523 2 жыл бұрын
Im fabulous. Gentlemen ·ᴗ·
@ascalaphaodorata2657 2 жыл бұрын
Live without eyes? Oh no silly Billy, forget it
@thefantasticjames 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Killer is just the kidnapper who gave up on kidnapping people but didn't learn his lesson the first time around.
@PeepsILoveEllie Жыл бұрын
unionisation in SAW.. love you, Stanzi 😂❤️
@Brasileirale 2 жыл бұрын
I swear you come up with the weirdest ideas 😂 I love it
@risitascositas1699 2 жыл бұрын
I 😍🥰 Stanzi and that warped sense of humor!! 😅🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jaydonaldson8452 Жыл бұрын
Stanzi, you are fucking awesome. Your content is so funny. Appreciate it, thank you.
@heatherd8630 2 жыл бұрын
This is so bloody good. I love her.
@VentoliN13 2 жыл бұрын
This has literally gotta be the funniest of the shorts I've ever seen!
@gblin_shark5868 2 жыл бұрын
killer's mom has got it going o-
@sawyerkirby8988 2 жыл бұрын
Ur makeup looks amazing in this video👍
@KayGee_yt 2 жыл бұрын
If he had said pluck out your eyeLASHES that would have been a reasonable request
@Ikigarii 2 жыл бұрын
That reference to Stacy's Mom is absolutely amazing
@Noname-nn2hm 2 жыл бұрын
Stanzi the outfit is everything 😍