You’re in a Saw movie but you’re realistic

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Stanzi

Stanzi

2 жыл бұрын

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@N31907
@N31907 Жыл бұрын
Always “who is the next victim” and never “how is the next victim” 😔
@Fireglo
@Fireglo Жыл бұрын
Didn't Jigsaw specifically choose his victims based on how they were?
@N31907
@N31907 Жыл бұрын
@@Fireglo how they act not how they feel
@Fireglo
@Fireglo Жыл бұрын
@@N31907 Jigsaw selected his victims as he believed they felt they didn't appreciate their lives.
@laiponytheawesome2475
@laiponytheawesome2475 Жыл бұрын
I’ll do you a better one. WHY IS THE NEXT VICTIM
@stoopei5963
@stoopei5963 Жыл бұрын
@@laiponytheawesome2475 I'll do you a better one. WHERE IS THE NEXT VICTIM
@Tagging_Swag
@Tagging_Swag Жыл бұрын
Brought “thick thighs save lives” to a whole new level.
@IdkmanIdontreallycare
@IdkmanIdontreallycare 9 ай бұрын
It seems like thick lives take lives here. Now she cant get through her leg in time bitch boutta get razer blade ceiling-ed
@michaelramirezlongstreet3044
@michaelramirezlongstreet3044 9 ай бұрын
but they can also take them too
@Aids_Viscunti
@Aids_Viscunti 8 ай бұрын
​@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044one can only dream
@R41ph3a7b6
@R41ph3a7b6 8 ай бұрын
Heh.
@R41ph3a7b6
@R41ph3a7b6 8 ай бұрын
​@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044yeah.
@Rparhar91
@Rparhar91 Жыл бұрын
"No one has the will to live anymore. We're hanging on by a thread." I felt that haha....
@JavierLopez-iv2vw
@JavierLopez-iv2vw 7 ай бұрын
this is how I am when the school day is to long
@Roseisntsmart
@Roseisntsmart 7 ай бұрын
Amazing pfp
@Rparhar91
@Rparhar91 7 ай бұрын
@@Roseisntsmart Thanks!
@AdamPutnam-ur8td
@AdamPutnam-ur8td 6 ай бұрын
Wow. This got a disturbing number of thumbs up
@YeahToastGOD
@YeahToastGOD 6 ай бұрын
I second that emotion
@syanaluraashone2284
@syanaluraashone2284 Жыл бұрын
"Thirty minutes is pretty hefty I mean I got thick thighs" I felt that xD
@sanecatlady
@sanecatlady 2 жыл бұрын
Him singing with her at the end had me dead 🤣
@oobiebenson
@oobiebenson 2 жыл бұрын
sameee
@WisteriatheFirst
@WisteriatheFirst 2 жыл бұрын
His plan worked. 😂
@cexilady3333
@cexilady3333 2 жыл бұрын
Not as dead as we wanna be am I right
@xxgacharenxx9yearsago.978
@xxgacharenxx9yearsago.978 2 жыл бұрын
YESSS IM YOUR 5K like- and that was hilarious 😭
@bronwynwolf2867
@bronwynwolf2867 2 жыл бұрын
We’re they singing an actual song, if so does anyone know what it’s called?
@kamiphenonymous2855
@kamiphenonymous2855 Жыл бұрын
This is why Jigsaw started recording his instructions.
@dysmissme7343
@dysmissme7343 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Patisdead
@Patisdead Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@jocelyngs3215
@jocelyngs3215 Жыл бұрын
​@@Patisdead because then he won't have to talk to his victims
@pistabaci3319
@pistabaci3319 Жыл бұрын
Nooo😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@herepaulfilms9833
@herepaulfilms9833 Жыл бұрын
So he don’t have to explain to people
@wxstednxghts
@wxstednxghts Жыл бұрын
As a former emo, the damn "ceiling full of razor blades brings me back to my emo days, DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY" had me ROLLINNNN
@Sponey_n_akira
@Sponey_n_akira 6 ай бұрын
IKR IM CRYING I CANT EVEN
@warrior.4895
@warrior.4895 Ай бұрын
It's genuinely genius! Dude, 'Jigsaw' guy finishes her song lyrics 😂
@bolanimuncher
@bolanimuncher 11 ай бұрын
her makeup is GORGEOUS
@Indie_Calls
@Indie_Calls 8 ай бұрын
That's what i was thinking! Her eyeshadow is mesmerizing 😍
@bolanimuncher
@bolanimuncher 8 ай бұрын
@@Indie_Calls SERIOUSLY OMG HER MAKEUP IS ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL UGH I NEED TIPS LMAO
@whittenaw
@whittenaw 8 ай бұрын
She looks so mermaid like!
@CloverOfMisfortune
@CloverOfMisfortune 7 ай бұрын
As a lesbian I’m absiq xhainjkqdnqjoqskqndiqondkkww we i dw idm
@rebeccamcgorry9882
@rebeccamcgorry9882 7 ай бұрын
Yesss! I never wear makeup but she makes me want to. So beautiful and expressive. I wish I knew how to do that or that she made tutorials because DAMN
@elizabethweigle6146
@elizabethweigle6146 2 жыл бұрын
“No one has the will to live these days” I don’t know if I should laugh or cry 😂😭
@creepo_nerd3484
@creepo_nerd3484 2 жыл бұрын
both
@terminaldeity
@terminaldeity 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@macewindu1
@macewindu1 2 жыл бұрын
Laugh because if you start crying you can’t stop
@Nitzah
@Nitzah 2 жыл бұрын
Why not try both? Introducing the new and improved cry-laugh! Ever wanted to tell a dark af joke but not joke bc it’s how you legitimately feel but you make it a joke so others don’t think it’s that big a deal/real and you can attempt to process your misery/trauma/depression/insert internal fucked up-ness? With the laugh-cry you do anything from express slight sarcasm at the irony of the dumb shit your boss said to scaring the ever living shit out your school bully by pulling an uno reverse on them and letting them get an early sneak peak at your inevitable psychological break! Laugh-Cry 2.0!!! Sold anywhere that carries non-alcoholic beer and Newports
@thee_unknown_user3771
@thee_unknown_user3771 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nitzah Beautiful advertisement I’m gonna try that 😂
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
“No one has the will to live these days. Everyone is hanging by a thread.” WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TRUE.
@namjesussentmetoprovidehol1822
@namjesussentmetoprovidehol1822 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, a simple problem comes, I just start feeling like I wanna die and end this 💀
@jasonvargas7564
@jasonvargas7564 2 жыл бұрын
Hers is hanging on by a leg
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonvargas7564 oop-
@DanEllis
@DanEllis 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't true. It's just a stupid gen Z meme. Most people have the will to live. Hell, some of us are actively fighting to keep living.
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanEllis depression rates are way up. We might be fighting, but barely.
@lizzymint6705
@lizzymint6705 Жыл бұрын
I’d just take a 30 minute pre-death nap
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 7 ай бұрын
I feel like with 30 minutes, you could maybe use the cleaver to cut/hack through something and escape the room before the razor ceiling descends.
@Munchkinnn.
@Munchkinnn. 6 ай бұрын
@@sholem_bond too much effort honestly like when I get out I’d just have to pay for therapy and go back to school again like mf no thanks
@valerie362
@valerie362 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is "I miss MTV" from a person who grew up after MTV stopped playing music videos. 😁
@TheShuuman
@TheShuuman 10 ай бұрын
I didn't watch much of MTV (and VH1 for that matter) but I enjoyed watching it. Its how I stumbled across Linkin Park and I enjoyed watching Black in the day with my mom which was a night exclusive for black american music videos. I was so sad when for whatever reason they STOPPED. Outta nowhere, no warning nothing. It just didn't come on that next week. After that I had a sinking feeling something was wrong. *sigh*
@lurklingX
@lurklingX 10 ай бұрын
lol that got me too!
@jasminegilchrist959
@jasminegilchrist959 8 ай бұрын
Pop up videos!
@voidtectonic
@voidtectonic 8 ай бұрын
What do you mean! MTV stopped music videos in like 2009, that was in most of our lifetimes.
@khhnator
@khhnator 5 ай бұрын
@@voidtectonic the whole "where is the music in MTV?" has been going for so long that it could have had child and it would be able to drive by now
@crying2emoji5
@crying2emoji5 2 жыл бұрын
the way the murderer just somberly sings, "miss you, miss you." I really felt that 😔
@mackennnna1234
@mackennnna1234 2 жыл бұрын
1.1k likes no comment? I win.
@melaninmonroe007
@melaninmonroe007 2 жыл бұрын
I sang that part too 🤐
@xryxix
@xryxix 2 жыл бұрын
God honestly haha it's a good song
@Ticklemonsta
@Ticklemonsta 2 жыл бұрын
I felt it too so emotional 😭
@saltypotatochip4707
@saltypotatochip4707 2 жыл бұрын
She made saw recall his emo days
@KingMIDA5
@KingMIDA5 2 жыл бұрын
“How about a toe? Two toes? Three? One foot final offer” She was more into it than he was
@D_Wave
@D_Wave 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Sins likes feet as well....
@Izukumidoriya.No.1AlmightFan
@Izukumidoriya.No.1AlmightFan 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@urfav_gurly1240
@urfav_gurly1240 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Im_StewieGriffin
@Im_StewieGriffin Жыл бұрын
well atleast we know what shes into
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 Жыл бұрын
This is more realistic than any of the "Saw" movies.
@IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
@IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 9 ай бұрын
Right
@Studiosmediamilk
@Studiosmediamilk 5 ай бұрын
Well, they are movies at the end of the day
@themisfitowl2595
@themisfitowl2595 Жыл бұрын
"No one has the will to live these days. If my shirt get's caught on a door handle I start spiraling." Why you gotta call me out like that? 🥺🥺
@BUSSYDESTROYER3000
@BUSSYDESTROYER3000 2 жыл бұрын
“if my shirt gets caught on a door handle i start spiraling” no need to be this relatable
@yoyohan9
@yoyohan9 2 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so called out 😭
@sophiethee
@sophiethee 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that line truly spoke to me.
@FinalElysion
@FinalElysion 2 жыл бұрын
I felt seen. I felt heard. I felt ATTACKED!
@Alexisisnt
@Alexisisnt 2 жыл бұрын
Me when my lanyard gets caught on my door handle and I just let it pull me back defeated...
@Random_Froggy
@Random_Froggy 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@nerrissarichards
@nerrissarichards 2 жыл бұрын
“I miss MTV” at the end, was the perfect ending!
@AzyKaiju
@AzyKaiju Жыл бұрын
Got to that 999 like
@architecturefan4
@architecturefan4 Жыл бұрын
Got to that 1.7 like
@psychounicorn8766
@psychounicorn8766 Жыл бұрын
Got to that 1.8k like
@josephineosei1151
@josephineosei1151 Жыл бұрын
Who dosent miss MTV
@TheKidOfTheGoats
@TheKidOfTheGoats 11 ай бұрын
She is absolutely beautiful in everyway, dude. Incredible actress and impressionist. Absolutely logical and funny. She deserves the best.
@Munchkinnn.
@Munchkinnn. 6 ай бұрын
I can just imagine this in a chad voice and I’m laughing my but off
@Psych_Major_Blonde
@Psych_Major_Blonde 9 ай бұрын
I’m glad she included the “yead” 😂
@scottpilgrim920
@scottpilgrim920 9 күн бұрын
You can't sing that song properly without it lol
@crying2emoji5
@crying2emoji5 2 жыл бұрын
although "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling," sounded extremely specific. Has that actually happened to you? Because it's definitely happened to me lol
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
It’s happened to me.
@_patchwork_projects_
@_patchwork_projects_ 2 жыл бұрын
Only happens when you’re already in a bad mood 😂🥲
@AmandaDixson
@AmandaDixson 2 жыл бұрын
I could only imagine.
@kardellious
@kardellious 2 жыл бұрын
@@_patchwork_projects_ right? Like absolutely nothing has been going your way and that shirt is just a straw breaking the hump on your back. I've destroyed a door for simply touching me at the wrong time. Same for the headphones that got caught on everything, cut them bitches up after the fourth time
@CestLaaaVie
@CestLaaaVie 2 жыл бұрын
I always rip my robe pocket just a little more 😭
@Squ_iddy
@Squ_iddy 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this generation would've just waited that 30 minutes out "You could be bluffing but if I die I die 🤷‍♀"
@VoidKing666
@VoidKing666 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah…
@cory_and_co
@cory_and_co 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, but I won't actively cause it either
@Alexisisnt
@Alexisisnt 2 жыл бұрын
I'd just be like cool but could you please send my boyfriend a text from my phone first, and let him know he needs to let the dog out? Okay thanks. Now, bring on the razor blades uwu
@AmericPet
@AmericPet 2 жыл бұрын
I would be trying to figure out how the ceiling would open. A trap door ceiling is pretty cool.
@helenemuscagorry244
@helenemuscagorry244 2 жыл бұрын
Millenials and gen z are so done, so they would take death without blinking
@RealCoolstriker64
@RealCoolstriker64 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, this is why I wouldn’t survive a saw trap. “You want me to permanently make my barely worth it life shittier by handicapping myself? Nah, I’m good.”
@troyeaton9473
@troyeaton9473 9 ай бұрын
This aged soooo well now that Saw X has released lmao
@Princess_Jessie3414
@Princess_Jessie3414 6 ай бұрын
He did it the smart way
@mariedoesthings1515
@mariedoesthings1515 2 жыл бұрын
"The vooice insoid moy yed" felt that😭
@tobi90569
@tobi90569 2 жыл бұрын
Right before she said head I was bracing for a misremembering of phonics. God I'm glad I was wrong
@raenelllewis89
@raenelllewis89 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FolkTrashBitxh
@FolkTrashBitxh 2 жыл бұрын
What song is that
@BoomerTelly
@BoomerTelly 2 жыл бұрын
@@FolkTrashBitxh blink 182 I miss you
@JesiwiththeTea
@JesiwiththeTea 2 жыл бұрын
I love that song
@noimage9364
@noimage9364 Жыл бұрын
Her: getting told to practically die Also her: starts singing blink 182
@LoveLikeJesusDid_
@LoveLikeJesusDid_ Жыл бұрын
The songs actually called “Miss you” but it is by blink182
@noimage9364
@noimage9364 Жыл бұрын
@@LoveLikeJesusDid_ I know im a lil punk kid
@Xiao_Simpp
@Xiao_Simpp Жыл бұрын
i was just listening to that song-
@noimage9364
@noimage9364 Жыл бұрын
@@Xiao_Simpp DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD! i miss you miss you
@Xiao_Simpp
@Xiao_Simpp Жыл бұрын
@@noimage9364 DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEADDDDD!!! (i miss you miss you)
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 Жыл бұрын
You don't miss MTV, you miss how you felt back then. Edit: Ok, I stand corrected. In all fairness being a bit pretentious from time to time can be good for you, if only to allow yourself to be corrected.
@urieldaboamorte
@urieldaboamorte Жыл бұрын
a lot of people do miss MTV, seeing as it's only about reality shows now
@super-sizedmcshizzle6235
@super-sizedmcshizzle6235 Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ramencat788
@ramencat788 Жыл бұрын
No, people really do actually miss MTV back when they would play music.
@No.1RatedSalesman
@No.1RatedSalesman 10 ай бұрын
I dont like cookies, i just liked the heat from my oven that made them
@mommymilkies2586
@mommymilkies2586 Жыл бұрын
"I have pretty thicc thighs" I don't see the need to flex 😭😭
@isabelschultz3828
@isabelschultz3828 2 жыл бұрын
god, these poor murderers. does nobody have any respect for the killing industry anymore??
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 2 жыл бұрын
“Are millennials killing the killing industry?” -Boomer news, 2022
@blkkazuscara
@blkkazuscara 2 жыл бұрын
HELP THIS COMMENT MADE MY LUNGS COLLAPSE
@tofuscramble6842
@tofuscramble6842 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Millennials are destroying the Killing Industry!
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 2 жыл бұрын
No one pays them. They always get paid in exposure.
@blkkazuscara
@blkkazuscara 2 жыл бұрын
and then the workers get no benefits, and they're literally jailed for doing their job??
@danielcooper3332
@danielcooper3332 2 жыл бұрын
"How Millenials are ruining the kidnap and torture industry"
@flixemerson4191
@flixemerson4191 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Cyphlix
@Cyphlix 2 жыл бұрын
Perfection.
@bryanokech8468
@bryanokech8468 2 жыл бұрын
Effing millennials
@candeezymarie9827
@candeezymarie9827 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@xxsunflxwerxx1107
@xxsunflxwerxx1107 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no not the 666 likes
@reneedittmer9625
@reneedittmer9625 7 ай бұрын
"no one has the will to live these days, everyone is hanging on by a thread" 😭😭 Why is this so true 😭
@turjun
@turjun 11 ай бұрын
They have their disagreements but toward the end, they start building a connection. That's nice
@KazumiKiguma
@KazumiKiguma 2 жыл бұрын
"my emo days" girl you're wearing cigarette earrings you haven't left your emo days
@jenniferlobban3402
@jenniferlobban3402 2 жыл бұрын
Love the earrings
@MissRadi0active
@MissRadi0active 2 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferlobban3402 Same
@janeksobieralski7334
@janeksobieralski7334 2 жыл бұрын
Once you go full emo it never goes away, it's just changes form
@jokenboy4983
@jokenboy4983 2 жыл бұрын
It never goes away completely
@Rikamiza
@Rikamiza 2 жыл бұрын
This wants me to wear the same erraing and im not even a smoker 😂
@lizzygrrant
@lizzygrrant Жыл бұрын
that singing was scarily accurate to the actual song
@brokeboi2026
@brokeboi2026 Жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the song
@lizzygrrant
@lizzygrrant Жыл бұрын
i miss you by blink-182
@BigTimeBecks96
@BigTimeBecks96 9 ай бұрын
“My ‘yed”.
@AmandaBabyyyyy
@AmandaBabyyyyy 8 ай бұрын
⁠@@BigTimeBecks96”wher ore yew…and oim sew sorey…”
@tiendaphillips8738
@tiendaphillips8738 8 ай бұрын
​@@AmandaBabyyyyylmfao yesss!!!!
@pengtotapenguin
@pengtotapenguin 11 ай бұрын
"no one has the will to live these days. Everyone is hanging on by a thread" is so real. Like we always front about being stable online and in person and such but i havent met a single person in my entire life that hasnt genuinely considered suicide at one point or another
@amoolia74
@amoolia74 Жыл бұрын
He’s like omg this girl is driving me crazy imma just let her out back into the wild
@bitesizedburger1206
@bitesizedburger1206 2 жыл бұрын
"dont waste your time on me youre already the voice inside my YED"
@SweetPotato2617
@SweetPotato2617 2 жыл бұрын
I miss you, I miss you Hello, there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim Of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night, we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you [Tom DeLonge:] Where are you? And I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick, strange darkness Comes creeping on, so haunting every time And as I stare, I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight [Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus:] Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) [Mark Hoppus:] I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you
@buIIetbobbyy
@buIIetbobbyy 2 жыл бұрын
@@SweetPotato2617 thats a bit excessive
@ericar.7924
@ericar.7924 2 жыл бұрын
Every last one of us said “Yed” every time this song played. The memories ❤️🥲
@bitesizedburger1206
@bitesizedburger1206 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericar.7924 yeah my bother would sing this to piss me off hate yed
@AbombOO7
@AbombOO7 2 жыл бұрын
This part was not only hilarious, but accurate.
@DemarticusStoneGaming
@DemarticusStoneGaming 2 жыл бұрын
"And that's how I met your mother."
@oliviaturley2099
@oliviaturley2099 2 жыл бұрын
Slay
@ashleighdoebber371
@ashleighdoebber371 2 жыл бұрын
Relationship goals! 😍
@LilGagaChick
@LilGagaChick 2 жыл бұрын
Then he starts coming up with doable tasks. With her help.
@Prhmangel
@Prhmangel 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment!
@blade6155
@blade6155 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@cal6137
@cal6137 9 ай бұрын
you predicted Saw X lol
@mordaeu1411
@mordaeu1411 11 ай бұрын
"If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, i start spiraling." Me too, girl, me too 💀
@jellymocha8893
@jellymocha8893 2 жыл бұрын
“And I have ✨thicc✨ thighs” The most self confident last words ever
@hillarysudeikis2264
@hillarysudeikis2264 2 жыл бұрын
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️! Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget! So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️
@MinutesOfMemes
@MinutesOfMemes 2 жыл бұрын
*and other THICKNESS* 🤪
@David-qo3wm
@David-qo3wm 2 жыл бұрын
Thicc and fat are not the same.
@rompaure
@rompaure 2 жыл бұрын
I GOT UR 1k LIKE CATH ME NOWWW
@iheartshiloh6503
@iheartshiloh6503 2 жыл бұрын
@@David-qo3wm fr
@cereal.kill3r
@cereal.kill3r Жыл бұрын
i actually love saw and blink-182 so much!! but that’s seriously how i’d be if i was in a saw movie 😭😭 and i’d be sassy as fuck *hair flip* anyway, for singing that blink-182 song and making this saw short, you’re officially my favorite youtuber. 😘
@MIRACLEAPRICE
@MIRACLEAPRICE 11 ай бұрын
She’s so right about the hanging on by a thread. I literally threw a whole fit about some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. We didn’t have any milk left and I lost it 😂
@kquinnvandevelde1384
@kquinnvandevelde1384 2 жыл бұрын
Why is the shirt getting caught on a door handle line so relatable?
@number1altashater
@number1altashater 2 жыл бұрын
747 likes? No comments i win♡
@mrswaninator3540
@mrswaninator3540 2 жыл бұрын
Gets offered a choice between death and deaths and she’s like “you know what I might as well just take myself out”.
@yuriislife2381
@yuriislife2381 2 жыл бұрын
Well then do it, ur not going to just get out by being annoying anyway
@Call-me-Al
@Call-me-Al 2 жыл бұрын
Bleeding out from the jugular vein and losing consciousness within 30 seconds (or mere seconds if you manage to get the carotid artery) vs slowly slowly descending razor blade ceiling seems like an easy choice.
@Madchemist002
@Madchemist002 2 жыл бұрын
@@Call-me-Al The jugular vein and carotid arteries are found in the neck. Cutting off the leg would result in severing the femoral artery, causing the person to go into shock and bleed out.
@Call-me-Al
@Call-me-Al 2 жыл бұрын
@@Madchemist002 yes, I mentioned neck ones because she made the stereotype neck cutting gesture when she said "I might as well take myself out"
@omar53333
@omar53333 2 жыл бұрын
That's a power move right there
@sofiasaldana3473
@sofiasaldana3473 10 ай бұрын
this is why thicc thighs save lives babbyyy
@MyDarling572
@MyDarling572 11 ай бұрын
The killer singing along. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@rigobertolimon6950
@rigobertolimon6950 Жыл бұрын
When my hip hits the door knob I just accept my death at that point
@UrielKingston-zq4bj
@UrielKingston-zq4bj 6 ай бұрын
Imagine being that tall… … I’m ok I swear 😭
@KuJayCools
@KuJayCools 6 ай бұрын
yeah how fckin tall r u ?
@scootinkermie
@scootinkermie 6 ай бұрын
​@@KuJayCools how fucking high are your door knobs?
@KuJayCools
@KuJayCools 6 ай бұрын
@scootinkermie idk im 5 foot and they reach my chest almost so ig theyre high ?
@LunaSangwoo
@LunaSangwoo 2 жыл бұрын
"It brings me back to my emo days" I was not ready for the callout that is Stanzi being real.
@Drugdaisy
@Drugdaisy 2 жыл бұрын
for real
@alorgerardorvic
@alorgerardorvic 2 жыл бұрын
Lol,me either
@polyamorus_potato
@polyamorus_potato 11 ай бұрын
The harmonizing for I miss you got me rolling XDDDDDD great song
@bossyboots5000
@bossyboots5000 9 ай бұрын
Omg that eye makeup is 🔥. I'd love to see a spinoff channel where you just do makeup tutorials. BC in addition to being wickedly funny, you always bring the style 10/10
@Meh_idk__
@Meh_idk__ 2 жыл бұрын
“I’d probably bleed out anyway” Me: thank you for medical accuracy
@oOBlueFireOo
@oOBlueFireOo 2 жыл бұрын
Swear
@dapperfob6194
@dapperfob6194 2 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO SMART
@W00F1
@W00F1 2 жыл бұрын
IKR
@derboe_thebeast6869
@derboe_thebeast6869 2 жыл бұрын
True also getting your leg cut off is alot more painful than what people think also die anyway
@imapseudonym6198
@imapseudonym6198 2 жыл бұрын
Legs do tend to have things like arteries in them.
@ZeebouSpace
@ZeebouSpace 2 жыл бұрын
You: I miss MTV... Killer: MTV still exists. You: Does it *really* though?
@jexxer
@jexxer 2 жыл бұрын
Zoomers never experienced real MTV, and Millennials witnessed its dying days.
@Corinari
@Corinari 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah good ole carson daily and trl after school taking a nap to music. Now its just children having children
@wjwjjwjejr
@wjwjjwjejr 2 жыл бұрын
MTV became reality tv
@Steele47
@Steele47 2 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes, there's nothing faker than reality TV
@ethanschott4320
@ethanschott4320 2 жыл бұрын
No it really doesn't. Real MTV hasn't existed since the 90s. Oh my God I sound so old
@jxmiefxye2872
@jxmiefxye2872 Жыл бұрын
Everyone needs Diane at this point
@Kai._.Angel.
@Kai._.Angel. 9 ай бұрын
The blink 182 was just *chef’s kiss*
@JoJoanneVA
@JoJoanneVA 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the “spiraling” was a choice word here haha 😂
@jacquejac1840
@jacquejac1840 2 жыл бұрын
Now, I'm picturing Stanzi spinning like a kid trying to get dizzy as the shirt gets smaller & smaller. Lol
@sourwitch2340
@sourwitch2340 2 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining Helena, known simply as the Distortion or the Spiral, being the door.
@skyeplus
@skyeplus 2 жыл бұрын
"No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread." Saw vs Gen Z
@haleymist09
@haleymist09 2 жыл бұрын
I feel she speaks for everyone 😢
@queen_zj6136
@queen_zj6136 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that she's right
@cryssyyxx
@cryssyyxx 2 жыл бұрын
Very accurate representation tbh lol definetly hanging on by a thread here only video games and anime is my salvation
@queen_zj6136
@queen_zj6136 2 жыл бұрын
@@cryssyyxx videogames, anime, and music (specifically Joji lately - hm)
@skyeplus
@skyeplus 2 жыл бұрын
Since, I'm a millenial I got it a little better. 90s were cheerful and 00s were "calm (?)". These days it feels like the storm is about to hit us. With Climate Change approaching and fascism on the rise. But this life is all we have, it is worth fighting for.
@joshradigan8930
@joshradigan8930 9 ай бұрын
Cutting a leg off in a saw trap ya that aged well
@Kooleen_Fan
@Kooleen_Fan Жыл бұрын
The cigarette earrings are really cool
@staceycameron4157
@staceycameron4157 2 жыл бұрын
"If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, I start spiraling." Lololololol Relate.
@Chickadeebunny
@Chickadeebunny 2 жыл бұрын
I felt that VERY much
@ennard775
@ennard775 2 жыл бұрын
This happens to me to often god really do be hating on me
@moringlory23
@moringlory23 2 жыл бұрын
Or when your ear phone cord gets caught and gets yanked out 🥲
@supercat82b20
@supercat82b20 2 жыл бұрын
Me : *nope nope nope nope nope* * Minor inconvenience * Me : * *bawls my eyes out* *
@staceycameron4157
@staceycameron4157 2 жыл бұрын
@@moringlory23 omg i hate that!!! cuz music is like easing the pain a lil >
@Staylitfaygooooo
@Staylitfaygooooo 2 жыл бұрын
“No one has the will to live” the emo song and cigarette earrings already told me baby
@P-Brake
@P-Brake Жыл бұрын
OK but the cigarette earrings are sick tho you gotta admit
@soulassassin0g
@soulassassin0g Жыл бұрын
"Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight!"
@beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers
@beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers 10 ай бұрын
Also I LOVE your cigarette earrings 😍
@ksifm7373
@ksifm7373 2 жыл бұрын
“And I have thick thighs, so that’s a hefty thing to ask.” Same girl..same🧍🏽‍♀️🌸
@bautistadanielvillalba3472
@bautistadanielvillalba3472 2 жыл бұрын
Same, and im a fucking boy
@destroyerlol392
@destroyerlol392 2 жыл бұрын
Proof?
@bautistadanielvillalba3472
@bautistadanielvillalba3472 2 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerlol392 are you really asking for proof?
@destroyerlol392
@destroyerlol392 2 жыл бұрын
@@bautistadanielvillalba3472 can you read? I kinda did yea
@bautistadanielvillalba3472
@bautistadanielvillalba3472 2 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerlol392 you want thigh pics from a boy you dont even know?
@minionyou9167
@minionyou9167 2 жыл бұрын
"Like a whole leh-GUH is excessive" 🤣😂😭
@kianalautner99
@kianalautner99 Жыл бұрын
I DIED AT THAT PART LOL
@apoorvasinha1199
@apoorvasinha1199 9 ай бұрын
I saw the "saw X" movie and they did ask to cut their leg off, damn
@shirleyrobert2987
@shirleyrobert2987 24 күн бұрын
"...Voice inside my heaaaaaad" 😂 got me gagging...God I miss MTV !
@1ce_hunter177
@1ce_hunter177 Жыл бұрын
"i like the razor sharp blades from the ceiling, it reminds me of my emo days"💀
@herrforehead1279
@herrforehead1279 9 ай бұрын
yeah… that part was kinda lame.
@yobi512
@yobi512 2 жыл бұрын
“what about 1 toe? 2 toes? 3, 1 foot final offer” The way in which she says that is so calmly, she’s talking about fucking amputations 💀
@Wondrrboy
@Wondrrboy 2 жыл бұрын
Still with no tourniquet
@Q-T3K
@Q-T3K 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called acting.
@setyourheartablaze___
@setyourheartablaze___ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Q-T3K No shit Sherlock 🙄
@Innomenatus
@Innomenatus 2 жыл бұрын
You could still reattach them.
@rolandomontana1389
@rolandomontana1389 2 жыл бұрын
Thats better than a WHOLE leg 🤣
@lilinu060
@lilinu060 11 ай бұрын
Once again proving thick thighs do indeed save lives
@debbie719
@debbie719 8 ай бұрын
I love how she basically js predicted an entire new saw trap
@garrymoore-eroomyrrag
@garrymoore-eroomyrrag 2 жыл бұрын
"you're asking me to choose between death and death at this point" 😂
@farriermaiden7289
@farriermaiden7289 2 жыл бұрын
Literally every Saw movie
@TroopTV123
@TroopTV123 2 жыл бұрын
I'm mean I would choose death but..
@Failureness
@Failureness 2 жыл бұрын
More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly
@Failureness
@Failureness 2 жыл бұрын
More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly
@kingscomedown6207
@kingscomedown6207 2 жыл бұрын
The validation of her singing"voice inside my YED" made me laugh untill my ribs hurt 😂😂
@eisenhower163
@eisenhower163 3 ай бұрын
Not being called out for spiralling when my shirt gets caught. Such a specific read 😭😭💀
@BB_TRUTH
@BB_TRUTH 8 ай бұрын
"The whole leguhhh" love how she says leg 😂😂😂
@synthraofficial5366
@synthraofficial5366 2 жыл бұрын
"No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread." Damn right. I can't even laugh at that.
@winstonmccurley9953
@winstonmccurley9953 2 жыл бұрын
I can 😂😂😂😂
@ThickWalrus
@ThickWalrus 2 жыл бұрын
i can 😂😂😂😂
@breesgacha8294
@breesgacha8294 2 жыл бұрын
Life is tough, but you are tougher❤️
@Jump_Shock
@Jump_Shock 2 жыл бұрын
I swear, turn that emo song up
@oscarthenotsogrouchy
@oscarthenotsogrouchy 2 жыл бұрын
“Do you --- maybe wanna go out some time?” These guys have good chemistry 😂
@glamkorkfredi.3547
@glamkorkfredi.3547 Жыл бұрын
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT
@kp5496
@kp5496 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 when she start singing that song 😂😂😂 I died
@nady2130
@nady2130 9 ай бұрын
Bro predicted Saw X
@shimmerine1
@shimmerine1 2 жыл бұрын
The toe negotiations
@palmtreebranches
@palmtreebranches 2 жыл бұрын
“Love the razor blade ceiling though, really brings me back to my emo days” 💀💀💀💀
@MayBlake_Channel
@MayBlake_Channel 2 жыл бұрын
I never stopped living in my emo days!
@Sakeenawatley231
@Sakeenawatley231 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@elsaagreste39
@elsaagreste39 2 жыл бұрын
@@MayBlake_Channel you ok?
@9.5.9.5
@9.5.9.5 2 жыл бұрын
Damn we saw the same video. What a coincidence
@opiumonion
@opiumonion 2 жыл бұрын
@@MayBlake_Channel cringe
@lusynuplove2965
@lusynuplove2965 8 ай бұрын
Ugh, Stanzi, that makeup, girl. Get it. ❤
@Midnight_munchies420
@Midnight_munchies420 7 ай бұрын
Your makeup is soo pretty
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 2 жыл бұрын
“Like a whole legūgh is excessive”
@TheTrixster690
@TheTrixster690 9 ай бұрын
I love her. Imagine her in an actual SAW movie being Jigsaw's apprentice. Someone's game would be to actually listen to her for 1 minute. If you can't you die.
@IrisRogersRavenclawMarauder
@IrisRogersRavenclawMarauder Жыл бұрын
Jigsaw’s whole view on life is messed up cause he says he wants to send them away with a new appreciation for life but then he ends up killing most of them, which isn’t gonna let them appreciate life cause they’ll be dead! Edit: Love you’re interpretation of a realistic person in this situation, lol
@Mindraker1
@Mindraker1 2 жыл бұрын
"I miss MTV" oh crap that made it real.
@sunilKumar-sy9pm
@sunilKumar-sy9pm 2 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment. So glad I am not alone in missing MTV
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 2 жыл бұрын
MTV misses having money.
@zestyjae3180
@zestyjae3180 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@aeonTFW
@aeonTFW Жыл бұрын
I feel Stanzi wasn't even playing a character, this is just her.
@errrerrr409
@errrerrr409 11 ай бұрын
Stanzis not a murderer smh
@errrerrr409
@errrerrr409 11 ай бұрын
Stanzis not a murderer smh
@aeonTFW
@aeonTFW 11 ай бұрын
@@errrerrr409 And how do you know that? 🤨
@Pancake_Power
@Pancake_Power 2 ай бұрын
She having 30 minutes to do it Saw X Valentina had only 3 minutes to cut her leg off
@illahyates
@illahyates 3 ай бұрын
This is the first time I ever wanted a cigarette literally just from looking at someone
@myrasvlogs787
@myrasvlogs787 2 жыл бұрын
"A Whole Leg-UH!" 😫💅
@kilornrei8704
@kilornrei8704 2 жыл бұрын
"I miss MTV", her last words 😭
@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld
@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld 2 жыл бұрын
Famous last words.
@EagleScout2019
@EagleScout2019 5 ай бұрын
“If my shirt gets caught on the door I start spiraling” You don’t have to call me out like that alright.
@emilycampbell5798
@emilycampbell5798 Жыл бұрын
Not even kidding Ive watched this so many times and make everyone I see watch It 😂
@song6771
@song6771 2 жыл бұрын
That end bit of "I miss MTV" killed me.
@Mesopotamiasong
@Mesopotamiasong 2 жыл бұрын
i want myyyyyyyyy. i want my mtvvvvvvv
@georgevarughese4886
@georgevarughese4886 2 жыл бұрын
Lolz 😆
@anevilrotisserie9136
@anevilrotisserie9136 2 жыл бұрын
That's like saying you miss bet tv
@Littlekidsfr
@Littlekidsfr 2 жыл бұрын
We gotta celebrate our differences
@butterfly_beauty1630
@butterfly_beauty1630 2 жыл бұрын
Fckin A. MTV when music was actually played. Waking up getting ready for school watching music vids. Good times.
@yourmotherhehe8148
@yourmotherhehe8148 2 жыл бұрын
“whole foot. final offer.” had me ROLLING 💀
@hillarysudeikis2264
@hillarysudeikis2264 2 жыл бұрын
Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️! Idolatry such as, Islam, Catholicism, Sangomaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Santa Clausism, Confucianism, New Age, Science, Evolution, halloweenism, Harry Potterism, Politics, Donald Trumpism, Easter Bunnyism and other religions/faiths that are outside Biblical Christianity lead to hell! Don’t believe them, believe the Almighty God the Father of Lord Jesus Christ, who begot Him. Our Creator, The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is mighty, He doesn’t need a woman to beget a son, He is God. I choose to put my faith in a God who can do anything and everything, a God who has unlimited and infinite power to beget! So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️
@akiramatoi4158
@akiramatoi4158 7 ай бұрын
i guess thick thighs really do save lives lol. and i like the way you stressed saying "LEG-UH" haha
@PositiveVibesChangeLives
@PositiveVibesChangeLives 9 ай бұрын
Her saying "yead" instead of head just makes it for me.
@GALACTICUSdany
@GALACTICUSdany 2 жыл бұрын
"You want me to take a whole leg off?" "Yes" "Eh.." *Tv turn off* Relief
@DrCruel
@DrCruel 2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a Democrat pushing for affordable health care.
@BriChuhime-sama
@BriChuhime-sama 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile me: “I’ll just wait for the blades, thanks….”
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