You Should Never Take Your Child On A Cruise. Percy Crews 2

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You Should Never Take Your Child On A Cruise. Percy Crews 2 - Full Special

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@commanderwolf_gaming5191 2 жыл бұрын

I'd definitely watch more of him extremely funny, has that old school revival preacher energy. I was laughing so hard my eyes was watering lol.

@mamanoneyall51 2 жыл бұрын

As child, I was told by my dad...you get field trips with school, that's your vacation. 😆

@kathyhollenbach7413 2 жыл бұрын

@Mama Noneyall, lol...that's sad...

@mothertwinkles4198 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! 😄 🤣 😂

@TheodoreSchnell 2 жыл бұрын

High-energy, hysterical performance by a man proclaiming his faith! Wonderful!

@ilovepdub 2 жыл бұрын

Faith is wats wrong wit us now.

@TheodoreSchnell 2 жыл бұрын

@@ilovepdub no, I think what's wrong with us now is the modern view of tolerance and its intolerance for people who disagree. People of faith stand up for what they believe, and the world is far less tolerant of that today.

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheodoreSchnell I agree Ted. I was so glad he gave his love to Holy God and respect to parents.

@opendoorproperty 2 жыл бұрын

He held it down from beginning to end. NOTHIN' but energy, U hear me? Now that's how u do funny baby! That's how u do funny!

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 2 жыл бұрын

Man kept that energy going from the time he started to the very end ... wow

@elliebellie7816 2 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the South and we'd stay out all day from daylight til the fireflies came out and we never once needed to go to the house for anything...My mama would put you right to work if you showed your face at the door.

@leonardking84 2 жыл бұрын

Man, if I could bottle his energy I'd be a millionaire !!!

@deanturner4608 2 жыл бұрын

For real, I couldn't tell if it was natural, if he was nervous, or on crack

@mattdias8051 2 жыл бұрын

They put it in vials all ready for sale it's called crack.

@williamostrander910 2 жыл бұрын

He's got that cocaine from the 90's energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ericap5433 2 жыл бұрын

I'd buy it

@musicluvr70 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... he described what it was like in my house really close when I was growing up. I never got in trouble because I believed my Dad when he said he'd whip my butt until I couldn't sit for a week. But I learned respect. 👍

@AnnMarieKing 2 жыл бұрын

He was soooooo funny!!! And a whole mood with that energy!

@raymondschneider5217 2 жыл бұрын

My first response, too! Laughed thru the entire set; can't wait to see more of PERCY CREWS 2!! Bring him BACK! Y'all Be Safe!

@rustylee1836 2 жыл бұрын

I was a bit put off by his weird "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME" 8 times by 4;20. Plus the three variations of it. Yeah man, your enunciation is okay and you weren't saying anything confusing or new, so understood you just fine, you don't have to keep checking Bit of a yelling problem, but that's not a big deal I get it, though. He's like the 73rd comedian I've heard with that same material about drinking out of the hose and not wearing protective gear, so he's gotta do something to set himself apart, so he might as well yell. Thought about just turning the volume down, but the volume button doesn't make jokes original so just moved on to the next.

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

@@rustylee1836 ever heard of a "negative Nelly "?

@richierich9814 2 жыл бұрын

Dude sounds like a pastor on a Sunday!

@J.L.SmileWithYourHeart 4 ай бұрын

Straight up

@dagala73 4 ай бұрын

But funny as heck! Made my day.

@Saintly2 3 ай бұрын

Was just going to say that he’s got a preacher’s voice!😊

@nenaelliott8058 2 жыл бұрын

Percy Crews is awesome. Very funny...I thoroughly enjoyed his 25 minutes on stage.

@wesleysabin4078 2 жыл бұрын

1976 I went on a 6 month cruise in the Mediterranean with the Marine Corps! Only cruise I ever did!

@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your Service, Wesley!! Four men in my family have taken the call to Serve and Protect, including my son, who is currently on Active Duty. Praise God for the men and women who VOLUNTEER to keep us safe, and for the millions who continue to hold down the Home Front!!! Hats off and a heart-felt hug and a serious Salute to you, Sir... from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World. ⚘🙏♥️🙏⚘

@UllrT 2 жыл бұрын

this man is a PREACHER.

@medafamily7499 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 everything so true and I raised my kids the same way😂😂

@darlenedavis5214 2 жыл бұрын

I was raised old school and my children too. We didn't use the front door - that was for company only. We had to remove our shoes when we came inside. Adults were addressed as Mr. or Mrs. - never by their first name. ALL adults were respected & NEVER BACK TALK!!

@payableondeath9091 2 жыл бұрын

The water hose part💯😂💀

@bretmaples 2 жыл бұрын

I'm raising my two the same way.

@mothertwinkles4198 2 жыл бұрын

All of that!

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 жыл бұрын

@@payableondeath9091 For me, it was the scraped knees and elbows part. I did plenty of that as a kid growing up in Amman, Jordan.

@tobiasfuchs7016 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, same here. I'm 40 years old, my wife and I fell in love in school at age 17. I would *never* have thought about calling her father by his first name. Also, we are German. Our language has a specific grammar (Du / Sie) for addressing people formally. I call him by his first name since the day we became family, about 12 years later.

@doshay341 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVED THIS GUY!!! Blew coke out of my nose!!!

@RicoBurghFan 2 жыл бұрын

That could be taken two ways 🤣

@jmr 2 жыл бұрын

That's a waste of Coke©. Prices are as high as cocaine

@watchandpray8918 2 жыл бұрын

Nasty habit, that! 🤣🤣🤣

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 жыл бұрын

You were blowing coke? Whaaat?

@powder749 2 жыл бұрын

You're doing it wrong then...

@Darewood. 2 жыл бұрын

If you leave Wilson across the forehead, you get extra points 😁🤣

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

Yep 😂😁😋 hysterical 🤣

@nicks.5552 2 жыл бұрын

Incredible energy! He could totally be a preacher.

@kellyharper367 2 жыл бұрын

You rock! I'm one of your peeps; sticks, rocks and plants, dirt, and the family beagle...we played for hours...from safari complete with "dog-lion". ...to farmers with all the pets as livestock. The storyline was endless! Just 5 kids and imaginations..set us kids free!

@rawdaaljawhary4174 2 жыл бұрын

I love that he got a standing ovation! 🙌🏽

@glee070 2 жыл бұрын

His delivery is amazing. I enjoyed. Totally amusing

@kdfleming2 2 жыл бұрын

He is fabulous. My childhood to the letter. Percy rocks❣️

@ultimatehomestead1466 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty nice , Old School Rocks , Lots of Energy ! Honor your parents while you can folks !

@ladycourttales2720 2 жыл бұрын

I did that with my son, except for Six Flags. 😂😂 And I was a teacher- old school. ❤️

@ktmac7610 2 жыл бұрын

Same here, you have the right to protect yourself.

@7ebr830 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't certain when he began that high octane routine, but by the end I had tears streaming down my face! Well done, bud. 👏😂

@bretmaples 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your Father's service.

@timothyfloogle 2 жыл бұрын

Give this man a second special please

@terrenceransom2461 2 жыл бұрын

YOU DRUNK ALOT DIRT, BUT IT MADE US HEALTHY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marysueper140 2 жыл бұрын

This man can preach some comedy! I laughed Out Loud! Loved it!!!

@BabyGirl18069 2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed this hard in a time, I’m almost chocking. 😂

@jackiesanders1561 2 жыл бұрын

OMG!!!!! I laughed SO hard through this entire show!!!! Please keep doing what you do!!!! 🤪😂🤣😂🤪🤣🤣

@sallykrouth5714 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 80 and I still haven't been on a cruise. It's a toss-up between saving money for a cruise or getting my teeth fixed. I just found out none of the 10 oral surgeons in St George you accept Medicare. No tooth pain yet, so saving for a cruise seems to seems to be higher on my priority list. 🤣

@zkatt1959 2 жыл бұрын

teeth are important

@Barbara-iv9qb 2 жыл бұрын

Move to Canada

@Stevethelightingguy 2 жыл бұрын

I worked briefly on a cruise ship, they all have shops selling mobility devices, wheelchairs etc. I'm told the cost savings was enough to justify a trip for many seniors. If you need one anyways, might be worth looking into. Cheers!

@moniquebush9317 2 жыл бұрын

Cruise

@1erinjames 2 жыл бұрын

Fix your teeth!! Cruise is guaranteed way to catch something. Eventually youre teeth WILL hurt and you will be sorry if you didnt get em handled. The pain will come on slow, then middle of the night on a weekend BAM an abscess. Dont wait!! You will regret it. Or.... Get all your teeth pulled and gum your way on a cruise...best of both worlds. But still, people are gettin sick then stuck in quarantine on cruises. Good life to ya ❤

@still-DJ 2 жыл бұрын

First off, I loved your show Sir. Mr. Percy Crews, you are hands down 100% correct, and this is exactly what is wrong with America nowadays! I was raised 'Old-School', or what was back then referred to as the correctly way and with lots of respect. Both my parent had no problem with the school(s) using the paddle on our backside if my brother or I did something wrong (and yes!... boys do need this. I don't care what some shrink says that has NO children and only a textbook to go by). In fact, that was the first paper my dad looked for at the beginning of every school year to signed (lol). And he made sure both my brother and I saw him, and mom sign it. Also, children were to be seen and not heard from, unless spoken to. We answered our parents with "yes ma'am" or "yes sir" or got the "What did you say?", that was how my parents were both raised and also the E8 Army side of my proud dad coming out. I almost remember talking back once, almost, but I only remember the part where I woke up on the floor. I'm so thankful and blessed I was raised the right way and that both my parents raised MEN and not weak Manchilds like we have today! I'm a 20+ year disabled veteran and I thank you for your kind words. That never gets old. In fact, when I get thanked for my service, I feel so lucky and blessed to be alive and think back and reflect on those Men and Women I knew, trained, spent lots of time with, and that gave so much, that I can only be able to talk to, after I pass on. Our Troops are never forgotten. Again Mr. Crews, Sorry to hear about your Mother and Father and I know you are blessed and you sir are a very funny MAN. I can't wait to see more from you. God Bless You Sir. You made my day brighter.

@gaelic_rose 2 жыл бұрын

😂 that was so hilarious im dying over here from laughing so hard way to go percy crews ! bravo ! 👏

@scorpogee6280 2 жыл бұрын

I nearly snorted into my soup when he was talking about farting in the car. Totally hysterical comedy!

@hellosergioa 2 жыл бұрын

All his energy got me hyperactive at night now 🤣

@rottenhead8385 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is trying to speed up my heart rate...

@timbeck6410 2 жыл бұрын

Wow , so much enthusiasm and energy, side splitting hilarious from start to finish 🤣 😆 😂 awesome job !!

@VoiceYourSoul 2 жыл бұрын

Ha! This was great...Yes all of what he said is true. If we come inside to get water we staying inside. Being Outside is heaven.

@nobitsnoshoes 2 жыл бұрын

love this guy. funny & no pc bs. laughing so hard my side hurts. lol

@rickhoro 2 жыл бұрын

Laughing out loud through the entire set!! Terrific.

@burlfaulkii6496 2 жыл бұрын

This dude is hilarious & real.

@iwanttobelieve5970 2 жыл бұрын

Omg, I died when he said your mama bring back that same plate of food. 😂😂😂. My mom made me eat a whole pot of black eyed peas. I haven’t touched them since.

@Bulldogg6404 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody's saying it, I'll say it again: absolutely love that revival preacher energy. His days off, he must be doing cardio or something, because there's no way anyone else gonna go that hard for 15 minutes and then think they have enough breath to imitate a Puerto Rican woman and her family. Definitely keeping an eye out for more of Percy Crews.

@victoriamarx3267 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was great! Funny and relatable, love these dry bar comedy bits.

@ciaartin2221 2 жыл бұрын

". . . . we didn't go in the livingroom because it was for grown folks only!!!!"

@jmr 2 жыл бұрын

He's got that preacher energy like Sam Kinison.

@mariekastler5391 2 жыл бұрын

Miss Sam So Much! His life was Really coming together when he was taken too soon.

@cindyweber5119 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing ! I thought I was at an old revival meeting !😁

@jenniferlego4221 2 жыл бұрын

@ James, only cleaner and less angry.

@jmr 2 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferlego4221 Dry bar requires clean content. I don't know what his normal act looks like.

@jenniferlego4221 2 жыл бұрын

@@jmr true. That's why I follow Dry Bar.

@MrCtr210 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed his act so much, I watched it a few times. Good job Mr. Crews!

@karlstormguard 2 жыл бұрын

Truly appreciate this man ! Keep blessing us with yer comedy

@lsnow3892 2 жыл бұрын

Such an honorable man, to say the least. Great stand up!

@lindseycrader9845 2 жыл бұрын

Dude does this man have oxygen tanks for lungs 😂🤣🤣

@brandongarrel2825 6 ай бұрын

We saw Percy Crews in 2016. Love that the set hasn’t changed, lol.

@payableondeath9091 2 жыл бұрын

Dodge ball & tether ball👏😂💀

@autumn7ful 2 жыл бұрын

I love this guy‘s humour and His energy I’m totally old-school this is the type of comedy I love

@Aiyan777 2 жыл бұрын

Bro!!! Back in the 90s, my single dad raised me and we ate ONLY the leftovers from his restaurant! Mostly rice, soy sauce and some sort of stir fry mystery meat and bok choy. 😆 🤣 Maybe that's why I made it in the Marines! Proud to be 80s baby!

@kingofbudokai 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service. I'm not sure that gets said enough. Know that I appreciate the difficulties you endured for our sake.

@shavonnegreen1937 2 жыл бұрын

Stir fry mystery meat???😅😅😅God bless you!

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

Thank u for ur service! Bless u

@southernladybrown5092 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 if you wore a helmet that meant you rode the short bus to school 😂😂😂😂

@burlfaulkii6496 2 жыл бұрын

He coulda been a southern Baptist preacher. Such a great comic.

@dberd9149 2 жыл бұрын

He is spot on!!!!

@zuleika1111 2 жыл бұрын

I was feeling a bit down and I find this ❤️🥰 made my night. Thank you for your gift 🙏🏼😂

@kimberlymorgan5827 2 жыл бұрын

Me too!!! 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄

@3generations393 2 жыл бұрын

Most enjoyable. Thank you & may God bless 🙏

@Humanity4ALL 2 жыл бұрын

The way my parents grounded me 45+ years ago was ground me from going outside

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@MasterMalrubius 2 жыл бұрын

My parents grounded me so bad I’m 57 and still can’t go outside.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

@@MasterMalrubius 54, and my dad was yelling at me last night for not doing what I’m told. 🤣😂🤣

@richardjackson7657 2 жыл бұрын

@@MasterMalrubius 😁😁😁😁😁

@richardjackson7657 2 жыл бұрын

*Some* Dads were/are pure Savages...Mine was a Savage, and he was funny at the same time

@Jayson_Uzumaki 2 жыл бұрын

Love this guy.. very funny 👍

@llamasugar5478 2 жыл бұрын

Parents?! I got spanked *at school* on more than one occasion. THEN I got a whuppin’ at home, too. I knew I was dead meat when she used my three names. Uh-oh.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын

Every momma's secret weapon since time immemorial. 🤣👍🤣

@raymondschneider5217 2 жыл бұрын

Same for me; however, incl those close "non-genetic relatives" (fam friends, when you'd go visiting them. Same powers as our birth parents!!). 'Y'all Be Safe!

@tamjeanell 2 жыл бұрын

Corporal punishment....parents had to sign consent form! 🥴😂

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 жыл бұрын

Who could afford a cruise when we were kids, especially in the 1980s and 1990s, let alone a skiing trip to Switzerland?😄

@Boogy816 2 жыл бұрын

" Look like 2 or 3 jellyfish on this man's face " I've watched this over a dozen times and that part always gets me 🤣😂

@TheYanGarciaa Жыл бұрын

I saw this man in person a week ago in a cruise so this is so much more funnier LOL. Very funny man we were cracking up

@benwilson3433 9 күн бұрын

Hilarious! One of the best Dry Bar Segments ever!!

@theEndtimePrincess Жыл бұрын

Thanks! You are refreshingly hilarious.

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 жыл бұрын

Percy's mother-in-law is a badass! 😃

@IVader 2 жыл бұрын

LOL This guy was great!

@ivanhernandez1652 2 жыл бұрын

I’m Puerto Rican and I approve his Puerto Rican family description 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

@opknox1212 2 жыл бұрын

Oye Papi, You did an awesome job! Lots of surprise laughs. Love the exaggeration, and the energía. Wish I coulda been there, but glad I saw it here.

@Mond116 2 жыл бұрын

90's🙋🏾 baby here!!! 🙋🏾 I was still raised just like this dude talking bout. And many of the next gen in my fam is too!! This is absolutely Relatable and Hilarious. Laughed thru the whole skit!!

@Shanezkool 2 жыл бұрын

He did such a great job! Never a dull moment.

@dberd9149 2 жыл бұрын

What energy! Wow!

@edtomlinson1833 2 жыл бұрын

This man speaks the truth:-)

@kristifreeman5830 2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh dude, im laughing so much

@LarryBecker 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a new fan! Love Percy's style, energy, and his testimony!

@dianadollar758 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS DUDE!!! It's as if he knew me😂😂🤣 He's my new favorite! PLEASE COME TO NC!!! ❤❤❤

@kevinaredwine992 2 жыл бұрын

No Mon! Don't Cha Go!! I almost passed out laughing. This man is beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@kingMackson7 2 жыл бұрын

WQW That was awesome!!! The energy the foot work through that was to me Awe inspiring God Bless my brother. He compels you to say that with his vibe.

@lindasuehundley6864 2 жыл бұрын

Ok...I could watch this again!!! So stinking' funny!!!😂😂😂

@SusieHallTX Жыл бұрын

Just got off a cruise and Percy was the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen. Spoke to people after the show. Loved him!!!

@berhegebrekristos3547 2 жыл бұрын

Great ending with that car ride lol

@edygk20kstm64 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 🤣...He can also be a preacher..😂😂😂

@deborahadcock978 2 жыл бұрын

Wow what a performance👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻He is the Best!!!

@Chloe-dx1fc Жыл бұрын

My daughter got in school suspension for sticking up for her friend. Her Dad and I both were proud of her. You lay a hand on me? She hit back. Thank you for this hilariousness!!!

@uluvnic 2 жыл бұрын

Lol he’s so intense, but I’m laughing so hard!! Haha

@schadowolf 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious and full of energy! Enjoyed this special immensely! Recommend you don't watch this when family is asleep, you WILL wake them up and at 12:40am they will not be happy LOL