I'd definitely watch more of him extremely funny, has that old school revival preacher energy. I was laughing so hard my eyes was watering lol.
@mamanoneyall512 жыл бұрын
As child, I was told by my dad...you get field trips with school, that's your vacation. 😆
@kathyhollenbach74132 жыл бұрын
@Mama Noneyall, lol...that's sad...
@mothertwinkles41982 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! 😄 🤣 😂
@TheodoreSchnell2 жыл бұрын
High-energy, hysterical performance by a man proclaiming his faith! Wonderful!
@ilovepdub2 жыл бұрын
Faith is wats wrong wit us now.
@TheodoreSchnell2 жыл бұрын
@@ilovepdub no, I think what's wrong with us now is the modern view of tolerance and its intolerance for people who disagree. People of faith stand up for what they believe, and the world is far less tolerant of that today.
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
@@TheodoreSchnell I agree Ted. I was so glad he gave his love to Holy God and respect to parents.
@opendoorproperty2 жыл бұрын
He held it down from beginning to end. NOTHIN' but energy, U hear me? Now that's how u do funny baby! That's how u do funny!
@TruckTaxiMoveIt2 жыл бұрын
Man kept that energy going from the time he started to the very end ... wow
@elliebellie78162 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the South and we'd stay out all day from daylight til the fireflies came out and we never once needed to go to the house for anything...My mama would put you right to work if you showed your face at the door.
@leonardking842 жыл бұрын
Man, if I could bottle his energy I'd be a millionaire !!!
@deanturner46082 жыл бұрын
For real, I couldn't tell if it was natural, if he was nervous, or on crack
@mattdias80512 жыл бұрын
They put it in vials all ready for sale it's called crack.
@williamostrander9102 жыл бұрын
He's got that cocaine from the 90's energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ericap54332 жыл бұрын
I'd buy it
@musicluvr702 жыл бұрын
Yeah... he described what it was like in my house really close when I was growing up. I never got in trouble because I believed my Dad when he said he'd whip my butt until I couldn't sit for a week. But I learned respect. 👍
@AnnMarieKing2 жыл бұрын
He was soooooo funny!!! And a whole mood with that energy!
@raymondschneider52172 жыл бұрын
My first response, too! Laughed thru the entire set; can't wait to see more of PERCY CREWS 2!! Bring him BACK! Y'all Be Safe!
@rustylee18362 жыл бұрын
I was a bit put off by his weird "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME" 8 times by 4;20. Plus the three variations of it. Yeah man, your enunciation is okay and you weren't saying anything confusing or new, so understood you just fine, you don't have to keep checking Bit of a yelling problem, but that's not a big deal I get it, though. He's like the 73rd comedian I've heard with that same material about drinking out of the hose and not wearing protective gear, so he's gotta do something to set himself apart, so he might as well yell. Thought about just turning the volume down, but the volume button doesn't make jokes original so just moved on to the next.
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
@@rustylee1836 ever heard of a "negative Nelly "?
@richierich98142 жыл бұрын
Dude sounds like a pastor on a Sunday!
@J.L.SmileWithYourHeart4 ай бұрын
Straight up
@dagala734 ай бұрын
But funny as heck! Made my day.
@Saintly23 ай бұрын
Was just going to say that he’s got a preacher’s voice!😊
@nenaelliott80582 жыл бұрын
Percy Crews is awesome. Very funny...I thoroughly enjoyed his 25 minutes on stage.
@wesleysabin40782 жыл бұрын
1976 I went on a 6 month cruise in the Mediterranean with the Marine Corps! Only cruise I ever did!
@majoroldladyakamom69482 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your Service, Wesley!! Four men in my family have taken the call to Serve and Protect, including my son, who is currently on Active Duty. Praise God for the men and women who VOLUNTEER to keep us safe, and for the millions who continue to hold down the Home Front!!! Hats off and a heart-felt hug and a serious Salute to you, Sir... from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World. ⚘🙏♥️🙏⚘
@UllrT2 жыл бұрын
this man is a PREACHER.
@medafamily74992 жыл бұрын
😂😂 everything so true and I raised my kids the same way😂😂
@darlenedavis52142 жыл бұрын
I was raised old school and my children too. We didn't use the front door - that was for company only. We had to remove our shoes when we came inside. Adults were addressed as Mr. or Mrs. - never by their first name. ALL adults were respected & NEVER BACK TALK!!
@payableondeath90912 жыл бұрын
The water hose part💯😂💀
@bretmaples2 жыл бұрын
I'm raising my two the same way.
@mothertwinkles41982 жыл бұрын
All of that!
@AdultThirdCultureKid19712 жыл бұрын
@@payableondeath9091 For me, it was the scraped knees and elbows part. I did plenty of that as a kid growing up in Amman, Jordan.
@tobiasfuchs70162 жыл бұрын
Yes, same here. I'm 40 years old, my wife and I fell in love in school at age 17. I would *never* have thought about calling her father by his first name. Also, we are German. Our language has a specific grammar (Du / Sie) for addressing people formally. I call him by his first name since the day we became family, about 12 years later.
If you leave Wilson across the forehead, you get extra points 😁🤣
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
Yep 😂😁😋 hysterical 🤣
@nicks.55522 жыл бұрын
Incredible energy! He could totally be a preacher.
@kellyharper3672 жыл бұрын
You rock! I'm one of your peeps; sticks, rocks and plants, dirt, and the family beagle...we played for hours...from safari complete with "dog-lion". ...to farmers with all the pets as livestock. The storyline was endless! Just 5 kids and imaginations..set us kids free!
@rawdaaljawhary41742 жыл бұрын
I love that he got a standing ovation! 🙌🏽
@glee0702 жыл бұрын
His delivery is amazing. I enjoyed. Totally amusing
@kdfleming22 жыл бұрын
He is fabulous. My childhood to the letter. Percy rocks❣️
@ultimatehomestead14662 жыл бұрын
Pretty nice , Old School Rocks , Lots of Energy ! Honor your parents while you can folks !
@ladycourttales27202 жыл бұрын
I did that with my son, except for Six Flags. 😂😂 And I was a teacher- old school. ❤️
@ktmac76102 жыл бұрын
Same here, you have the right to protect yourself.
@7ebr8302 жыл бұрын
I wasn't certain when he began that high octane routine, but by the end I had tears streaming down my face! Well done, bud. 👏😂
@bretmaples2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your Father's service.
@timothyfloogle2 жыл бұрын
Give this man a second special please
@terrenceransom24612 жыл бұрын
YOU DRUNK ALOT DIRT, BUT IT MADE US HEALTHY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marysueper1402 жыл бұрын
This man can preach some comedy! I laughed Out Loud! Loved it!!!
@BabyGirl180692 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a time, I’m almost chocking. 😂
@jackiesanders15612 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!! I laughed SO hard through this entire show!!!! Please keep doing what you do!!!! 🤪😂🤣😂🤪🤣🤣
@sallykrouth57142 жыл бұрын
I'm 80 and I still haven't been on a cruise. It's a toss-up between saving money for a cruise or getting my teeth fixed. I just found out none of the 10 oral surgeons in St George you accept Medicare. No tooth pain yet, so saving for a cruise seems to seems to be higher on my priority list. 🤣
@zkatt19592 жыл бұрын
teeth are important
@Barbara-iv9qb2 жыл бұрын
Move to Canada
@Stevethelightingguy2 жыл бұрын
I worked briefly on a cruise ship, they all have shops selling mobility devices, wheelchairs etc. I'm told the cost savings was enough to justify a trip for many seniors. If you need one anyways, might be worth looking into. Cheers!
@moniquebush93172 жыл бұрын
Cruise
@1erinjames2 жыл бұрын
Fix your teeth!! Cruise is guaranteed way to catch something. Eventually youre teeth WILL hurt and you will be sorry if you didnt get em handled. The pain will come on slow, then middle of the night on a weekend BAM an abscess. Dont wait!! You will regret it. Or.... Get all your teeth pulled and gum your way on a cruise...best of both worlds. But still, people are gettin sick then stuck in quarantine on cruises. Good life to ya ❤
@still-DJ2 жыл бұрын
First off, I loved your show Sir. Mr. Percy Crews, you are hands down 100% correct, and this is exactly what is wrong with America nowadays! I was raised 'Old-School', or what was back then referred to as the correctly way and with lots of respect. Both my parent had no problem with the school(s) using the paddle on our backside if my brother or I did something wrong (and yes!... boys do need this. I don't care what some shrink says that has NO children and only a textbook to go by). In fact, that was the first paper my dad looked for at the beginning of every school year to signed (lol). And he made sure both my brother and I saw him, and mom sign it. Also, children were to be seen and not heard from, unless spoken to. We answered our parents with "yes ma'am" or "yes sir" or got the "What did you say?", that was how my parents were both raised and also the E8 Army side of my proud dad coming out. I almost remember talking back once, almost, but I only remember the part where I woke up on the floor. I'm so thankful and blessed I was raised the right way and that both my parents raised MEN and not weak Manchilds like we have today! I'm a 20+ year disabled veteran and I thank you for your kind words. That never gets old. In fact, when I get thanked for my service, I feel so lucky and blessed to be alive and think back and reflect on those Men and Women I knew, trained, spent lots of time with, and that gave so much, that I can only be able to talk to, after I pass on. Our Troops are never forgotten. Again Mr. Crews, Sorry to hear about your Mother and Father and I know you are blessed and you sir are a very funny MAN. I can't wait to see more from you. God Bless You Sir. You made my day brighter.
@gaelic_rose2 жыл бұрын
😂 that was so hilarious im dying over here from laughing so hard way to go percy crews ! bravo ! 👏
@scorpogee62802 жыл бұрын
I nearly snorted into my soup when he was talking about farting in the car. Totally hysterical comedy!
@hellosergioa2 жыл бұрын
All his energy got me hyperactive at night now 🤣
@rottenhead83852 жыл бұрын
Yes, he is trying to speed up my heart rate...
@timbeck64102 жыл бұрын
Wow , so much enthusiasm and energy, side splitting hilarious from start to finish 🤣 😆 😂 awesome job !!
@VoiceYourSoul2 жыл бұрын
Ha! This was great...Yes all of what he said is true. If we come inside to get water we staying inside. Being Outside is heaven.
@nobitsnoshoes2 жыл бұрын
love this guy. funny & no pc bs. laughing so hard my side hurts. lol
@rickhoro2 жыл бұрын
Laughing out loud through the entire set!! Terrific.
@burlfaulkii64962 жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious & real.
@iwanttobelieve59702 жыл бұрын
Omg, I died when he said your mama bring back that same plate of food. 😂😂😂. My mom made me eat a whole pot of black eyed peas. I haven’t touched them since.
@Bulldogg64042 жыл бұрын
Everybody's saying it, I'll say it again: absolutely love that revival preacher energy. His days off, he must be doing cardio or something, because there's no way anyone else gonna go that hard for 15 minutes and then think they have enough breath to imitate a Puerto Rican woman and her family. Definitely keeping an eye out for more of Percy Crews.
@victoriamarx32672 жыл бұрын
This guy was great! Funny and relatable, love these dry bar comedy bits.
@ciaartin22212 жыл бұрын
". . . . we didn't go in the livingroom because it was for grown folks only!!!!"
@jmr2 жыл бұрын
He's got that preacher energy like Sam Kinison.
@mariekastler53912 жыл бұрын
Miss Sam So Much! His life was Really coming together when he was taken too soon.
@cindyweber51192 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing ! I thought I was at an old revival meeting !😁
@jenniferlego42212 жыл бұрын
@ James, only cleaner and less angry.
@jmr2 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferlego4221 Dry bar requires clean content. I don't know what his normal act looks like.
@jenniferlego42212 жыл бұрын
@@jmr true. That's why I follow Dry Bar.
@MrCtr2102 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed his act so much, I watched it a few times. Good job Mr. Crews!
@karlstormguard2 жыл бұрын
Truly appreciate this man ! Keep blessing us with yer comedy
@lsnow38922 жыл бұрын
Such an honorable man, to say the least. Great stand up!
@lindseycrader98452 жыл бұрын
Dude does this man have oxygen tanks for lungs 😂🤣🤣
@brandongarrel28256 ай бұрын
We saw Percy Crews in 2016. Love that the set hasn’t changed, lol.
@payableondeath90912 жыл бұрын
Dodge ball & tether ball👏😂💀
@autumn7ful2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy‘s humour and His energy I’m totally old-school this is the type of comedy I love
@Aiyan7772 жыл бұрын
Bro!!! Back in the 90s, my single dad raised me and we ate ONLY the leftovers from his restaurant! Mostly rice, soy sauce and some sort of stir fry mystery meat and bok choy. 😆 🤣 Maybe that's why I made it in the Marines! Proud to be 80s baby!
@kingofbudokai2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service. I'm not sure that gets said enough. Know that I appreciate the difficulties you endured for our sake.
@shavonnegreen19372 жыл бұрын
Stir fry mystery meat???😅😅😅God bless you!
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
Thank u for ur service! Bless u
@southernladybrown50922 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 if you wore a helmet that meant you rode the short bus to school 😂😂😂😂
@burlfaulkii64962 жыл бұрын
He coulda been a southern Baptist preacher. Such a great comic.
@dberd91492 жыл бұрын
He is spot on!!!!
@zuleika11112 жыл бұрын
I was feeling a bit down and I find this ❤️🥰 made my night. Thank you for your gift 🙏🏼😂
@kimberlymorgan58272 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄
@3generations3932 жыл бұрын
Most enjoyable. Thank you & may God bless 🙏
@Humanity4ALL2 жыл бұрын
The way my parents grounded me 45+ years ago was ground me from going outside
@RestingBitchface72 жыл бұрын
Same.
@MasterMalrubius2 жыл бұрын
My parents grounded me so bad I’m 57 and still can’t go outside.
@RestingBitchface72 жыл бұрын
@@MasterMalrubius 54, and my dad was yelling at me last night for not doing what I’m told. 🤣😂🤣
@richardjackson76572 жыл бұрын
@@MasterMalrubius 😁😁😁😁😁
@richardjackson76572 жыл бұрын
*Some* Dads were/are pure Savages...Mine was a Savage, and he was funny at the same time
@Jayson_Uzumaki2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy.. very funny 👍
@llamasugar54782 жыл бұрын
Parents?! I got spanked *at school* on more than one occasion. THEN I got a whuppin’ at home, too. I knew I was dead meat when she used my three names. Uh-oh.
@majoroldladyakamom69482 жыл бұрын
Every momma's secret weapon since time immemorial. 🤣👍🤣
@raymondschneider52172 жыл бұрын
Same for me; however, incl those close "non-genetic relatives" (fam friends, when you'd go visiting them. Same powers as our birth parents!!). 'Y'all Be Safe!
@tamjeanell2 жыл бұрын
Corporal punishment....parents had to sign consent form! 🥴😂
@AdultThirdCultureKid19712 жыл бұрын
Who could afford a cruise when we were kids, especially in the 1980s and 1990s, let alone a skiing trip to Switzerland?😄
@Boogy8162 жыл бұрын
" Look like 2 or 3 jellyfish on this man's face " I've watched this over a dozen times and that part always gets me 🤣😂
@TheYanGarciaa Жыл бұрын
I saw this man in person a week ago in a cruise so this is so much more funnier LOL. Very funny man we were cracking up
@benwilson34339 күн бұрын
Hilarious! One of the best Dry Bar Segments ever!!
@theEndtimePrincess Жыл бұрын
Thanks! You are refreshingly hilarious.
@AdultThirdCultureKid19712 жыл бұрын
Percy's mother-in-law is a badass! 😃
@IVader2 жыл бұрын
LOL This guy was great!
@ivanhernandez16522 жыл бұрын
I’m Puerto Rican and I approve his Puerto Rican family description 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
@opknox12122 жыл бұрын
Oye Papi, You did an awesome job! Lots of surprise laughs. Love the exaggeration, and the energía. Wish I coulda been there, but glad I saw it here.
@Mond1162 жыл бұрын
90's🙋🏾 baby here!!! 🙋🏾 I was still raised just like this dude talking bout. And many of the next gen in my fam is too!! This is absolutely Relatable and Hilarious. Laughed thru the whole skit!!
@Shanezkool2 жыл бұрын
He did such a great job! Never a dull moment.
@dberd91492 жыл бұрын
What energy! Wow!
@edtomlinson18332 жыл бұрын
This man speaks the truth:-)
@kristifreeman58302 жыл бұрын
Ohhh dude, im laughing so much
@LarryBecker2 жыл бұрын
I'm a new fan! Love Percy's style, energy, and his testimony!
@dianadollar7582 жыл бұрын
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS DUDE!!! It's as if he knew me😂😂🤣 He's my new favorite! PLEASE COME TO NC!!! ❤❤❤
@kevinaredwine9922 жыл бұрын
No Mon! Don't Cha Go!! I almost passed out laughing. This man is beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@kingMackson72 жыл бұрын
WQW That was awesome!!! The energy the foot work through that was to me Awe inspiring God Bless my brother. He compels you to say that with his vibe.
@lindasuehundley68642 жыл бұрын
Ok...I could watch this again!!! So stinking' funny!!!😂😂😂
@SusieHallTX Жыл бұрын
Just got off a cruise and Percy was the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen. Spoke to people after the show. Loved him!!!
@berhegebrekristos35472 жыл бұрын
Great ending with that car ride lol
@edygk20kstm642 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣...He can also be a preacher..😂😂😂
@deborahadcock9782 жыл бұрын
Wow what a performance👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻He is the Best!!!
@Chloe-dx1fc Жыл бұрын
My daughter got in school suspension for sticking up for her friend. Her Dad and I both were proud of her. You lay a hand on me? She hit back. Thank you for this hilariousness!!!
@uluvnic2 жыл бұрын
Lol he’s so intense, but I’m laughing so hard!! Haha
@schadowolf2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and full of energy! Enjoyed this special immensely! Recommend you don't watch this when family is asleep, you WILL wake them up and at 12:40am they will not be happy LOL
@shirleycarter24512 жыл бұрын
Love how he engages the audience. 👏👏👏
@melissamorgan5862 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Keep doing what you’re doing.
@MrGMitche2 жыл бұрын
Geez! I laughed the whole time!!! Percy Owens is AWESOME!!!
@mitchellportee150Ай бұрын
Saw him on the cruise to the Bahamas last November. He saved the cruise experience for me
@brandongriffin44862 жыл бұрын
Saw him on our cruise. He killed it. Especially on his last one.
@lindafriesen35592 жыл бұрын
Truly enjoy this man's show!!
@tradingarsenal97672 жыл бұрын
11:25 - Hahahah, HELL YEAH!!! That's how you do it, Pops!!!
@johnnym2 жыл бұрын
Literally laughed for 25 straight minutes, like for real real. OMG this dude was awesome.
@s2ffitness402 Жыл бұрын
This guy was so good at telling stories he had me cheering him on.
@kcl060 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!! They fish definitely don't see too much of us down there haha