Your Look Says Absolutely Nothing About You. Mike Masilotti

Your Look Says Absolutely Nothing About You. Mike Masilotti - Full Special

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2 жыл бұрын

Your look says absolutely nothing about you or at least in the case of Mike Masilotti it doesn't. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Masilotti Mike discusses what it's like being latino but looking white. Whether you're someone who prides themselves in their look, or you're just someone who enjoys a good laugh this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Masilotti is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@stevekombolis3197 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this guy doesn't realize just how good he is. For extremely common premises that have been done to death he still found a way to absolutely hilarious. I really like his demeanor too. If he continues to put the work in I have no doubt he'll be a top tier comic

@CaidicusProductions 2 жыл бұрын

Mike, you're hilarious. I usually watch stand-up comedians and I don't laugh, I just watch with a lot of interest. (It's not intentional to not laugh, and I absolutely like watching the comic, I just don't get pushed to laugh often) You, on the other hand, your comedy is RIGHT up my alley, and I laughed quite a few times. I especially loved your comedy about animals, shelters, rescues, and such. All around, hilarious and excellent cadence and rhythm to your delivery. You also did an excellent job with setting up and delivery, pushing that second, third, and even surprise fourth parts (often just a single line or comment) to your pieces. It was perfect. I've just learned who you are now, but I'm going to certainly be looking for more of you. Please keep doing what you're doing, I'm a fan.

@hey9433 2 жыл бұрын

Couldnt have said it better myself!

@vicgeorge2297 2 жыл бұрын

If you are missing one tooth and it is the front tooth, you have no teeth!😆😂

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

hahah for real though! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching! :)

@mommalion7028 Жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti you are seriously funny! I'd love to catch a show live if you're ever in the Michiana area. We have a surprisingly large Hispanic community in this area. I just linked my husband to your special (he's from Vera Cruz Mexico ❤️ )

@singerkeile1 2 жыл бұрын

The whole cat series of bits of gold! This dude is hilarious 😆

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Keile! That started as a one liner that just kept going one day haha. Glad you enjoyed the special! :)

@JohnDrummondPhoto 2 жыл бұрын

So refreshing to hear a South American Latino with a German or Italian surname admit how that happened.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahah WWII ended and my grandparents moved to Venezuela from Italy 😆🤮

@josec.garcial.1683 Жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti CALLED IT! EFFING KNEW IT!.. somehow we just know, considering we don't have a particular ethnicity. 😂 Saludos y éxitos bro!

@geenadafilipina3917 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm in such good shape, even my hair is thinning" 🤣 That was a good one!

@reasoningtruth 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know there were any clean comedians left. That was so much more refreshing while being hilarious at the same time! I'll be looking for Mr. Masilotti for sure!!!

@kathyhollenbach7413 2 жыл бұрын

@Reasoning Truth this Drybar Comedy. Always clean, no alcohol. It's Utah.

@Neyyirah 2 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Iglesias - Fluffy, Trevor Noah, John Mulaney - if you like clean comedy, go for them as well :D

@reasoningtruth 2 жыл бұрын

@@Neyyirah Thanks for the tip! I will check them out!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Glad you got some laughs from it :)

@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet Жыл бұрын

So tired of seeing this same comment on almost every video on this channel. It's Drybar Comedy... Its supposed to be borderline family friendly. All the comedians on here are clean either in general or at least for the set they do at this club.

@Mary-cw4lf 2 жыл бұрын

"He has a maid" "They were kinda right.." 😂😂

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

haha If it weren't so true :) Happy you enjoyed the special!

@BillyAndersonYT 2 жыл бұрын

Mike is one of the best! Wild that this was recorded over two years ago.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

You're just saying that because you know me and you know it's true :) xoxo

@ginaharden2111 2 жыл бұрын

Great set! I know that Dry Bar never disappoints :D

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much Gina! Glad you enjoyed it and can't wait for my next one :)

@wollathewonderwitch6669 2 жыл бұрын

If you've ever tried giving a cat a car ride before, you know to just let the cat walk.

@christopherbic7688 2 жыл бұрын

Well said. and it's funny. True yet most do not know how true. Funny.

@rick-nr8zy 2 жыл бұрын

Why would you give a cat a car ride i dont understand...?

@purplepixie274 2 жыл бұрын

@@rick-nr8zy to take it to its owner

@purplepixie274 2 жыл бұрын

We had to move house, was less than a min drive, so v short journey. So we thought we could use a big box taped up (with air holes cut out) for our 2nd cat, as our carrier could only fit one. Cat disagreed & forced its face through the tape, sat on the dash extremely pissed off, shedding fur in defiance. And she was the most mellow teeny cat!

@Harley_Girl68 2 жыл бұрын

My cat loves to ride after first 5 minutes.

@marycook1644 2 жыл бұрын

I am proud of you !!! Blessings from California ! 🫧🐠🪸

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much Mary!!! So kind of you to say 🙂 you’re the best 🥇

@HomemakerDaze 2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing at the I'm proud of you joke before he even finished it, come on audience, quickly

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! haha There are always one or 2 people in the audience that get it before its done :)

@magnumbull 2 жыл бұрын

"we're both in contempt"! Hilarious story telling. Brilliant!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Frank! hah If it were only a joke hahah :)

@wk1810 2 жыл бұрын

At a family party my brothers were making fun of our other brother's baldness. "Grass doesn't grow on a busy street" was his reply to their jokes. "Whats that supposed to mean?" Said one of them. "Well," he said "just look at all you idiots with a full head of hair."

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

hah! That's so funny dude!! Never heard that hahah Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@donnahampton3632 2 жыл бұрын

The cat jokes! Awesome!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Donna! 😆 I love cats. I just don’t get that relationship at all. It’s so cool and independent. I look at my dog and laugh thinking about him off on his own 😆😆

@Lil-Britches 2 жыл бұрын

He's naturally just a good talker. I see how he has a doctor wife.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

hah thanks Roy! You sound like a G. Glad you enjoyed the special!

@tastes-like-straberries 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is gold!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the love Annie :) Glad you enjoyed the special.

@mayenn2006 2 жыл бұрын

"We're both in contempt" 🤣🤣🤣

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

That happened too many times in my life hah! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@DailySource 2 жыл бұрын

That line was so funny. It kind of happened with me and my dad several times. The whole premise of the defense lawyer and judge was brilliant.

@frankb389 2 жыл бұрын

Mike, I think your Mom purchased the roller blades used! LOL.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha oh man! You’re so right! I never thought of that 😆

@brianzinke8098 2 жыл бұрын

Top shelf, sir 👌 👏 👍

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Whoa! Thanks Brian! 🥇

@Allan_Varcoe 2 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you Mike!!! 😍

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

AY! Thanks Allan! :)

@kellygarnet6329 2 жыл бұрын

Great original material! Really enjoyed your set.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Kelly! It was a fun night and I'm stoked you liked the set! :)

@antonkovalenko364 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I'm missing a couple of teeth from playing hockey. Got all the front ones, though! 😆😆😆

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hah! Anton that’s hilarious! 😆😆😆

@cn2490 2 жыл бұрын

"Say you are proud of me." i'm dead.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahah thanks CN. I totally never heard that word 😆

@elexx1568 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god a guy in my class has those ear thingies, divorced parents and plays guitar. ON POINT.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thanks G. Most people hate me bc of them 😆

@Alex-ws4xh 2 жыл бұрын

Lol thanks for the stand-up, can’t wait to see more. Keep at it!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Alex! Glad you enjoyed the special and appreciate the support!

@hansamstel 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@Kaniwani 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is top notch. Quality stuff. 👌

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Kani! Very nice of you to say that. Thats gonna make my mom happy haha :)

@Kaniwani 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti You're quite welcome, Mike! Thank you for the laughs.

@DailySource 2 жыл бұрын

I watch a ton of stand-up comedy Sets on KZfaq and I usually don’t bright comments about them, but this guy is excellent. Very funny and insightful.

@spiralrose 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is GREAT! On another note, it’s much better for your cat to stay indoors from day one. I’ve had to bring my indoor/outdoor cats inside and even though I’ve made adjustments for them to enrich their indoor life‘s it was still fairy difficult adjustment for them. It can’t be done though so you should do it. My cats never get fleas anymore, they don’t get worms anymore, they don’t develop abscesses from tussling with animals outside, they are safer.

@miguellomeli8709 2 жыл бұрын

I tried to keep my cats indoors but we couldn’t handle having the litter box smell. How do you do it?

@kathyhollenbach7413 2 жыл бұрын

@@miguellomeli8709 get Arm & Hammer's Clump and Seal. It's the best.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Spiralrose! I love dogs and cate but the inside/outside cat thing still blows my mind haha Glad you dug the special!

@ashleyclinton3485 2 жыл бұрын

Some cats are happier with a little time outside, my cat comes when I call and is calmer from little doses outside when the weather is nice. He was a little aggressive when we first got him and mostly sleeps when he's outside - I think the ambient noises help. Maybe even a screen porch if you could get one could work better for some cats.

@ekobrain3331 2 жыл бұрын

Bravo !

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! 🥇

@susand 2 жыл бұрын

That was awesome! Enjoyed every minute!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

That rules! Seriously means a lot. Glad you enjoyed the special. it was a fun night :)

@thejnx13 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks hermano! 🙂🖤

@singerkeile1 2 жыл бұрын

Bucket of Crans!!! Love the silent y! 😂

@hansamstel 2 жыл бұрын

Silent yo?!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Ugh oh… was my Upstate NY accent coming through?! 😆

@brytonsusan8635 2 жыл бұрын

I needed these laughs tonight! Thank you!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Well Bryton! Glad I could help :) Thanks for watching!

@InvertedEarth 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Eyes Open! 🥇

@McClane4Ever. 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries with my parents...

@evinkleinman6052 2 жыл бұрын

2❤❤

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Right?! Totally not a kids show but I loved it 😆

@jbyepitsme4330 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!! hilarious so talented! Very much enjoyed the stand up

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! :) Glad you got some laughs from it!

@jesuschristiscallingyou953 Жыл бұрын

Man, I love this guy! 😄

@kysweetheart1964 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, really enjoyed

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dorothy! I’m glad you got a few laughs out of it 🥇

@bigmike3007 Жыл бұрын

I appreciate the work of the unknown comedians, their craft and work just be sooo smooth they’re not trying soo hard to be funny and everything makes sense and it’s funny all while giving you something to think about

@nb4u1983 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome👍

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Nicky! 🥇

@sarahsmile8518 9 ай бұрын

Hey Mike! You are very funny! Have faith, keep spreading your great sense of humor, you will become famous!

@ericscaillet2232 2 жыл бұрын

Great clean show,refreshing.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Eric! I’m glad you enjoyed the special 🥇

@dobie-at-home 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dobie! 🥇

@ramtigerfalcon8387 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! You were great. Keep going g strong homey

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Ram Tiger Falcon 😆 That rules. Thanks for saying that 🥇

@stariadreamtea 2 жыл бұрын

Loved it! 👍

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Staria! Glad you got some laughs from it 🙂

@julitosnijders3623 2 жыл бұрын

Splendid💯

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Julito! 🙂

@MrBrownnn696 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao the cat part was something

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I love cats but I just don’t get it 🥇

@MrBrownnn696 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti cause you pretty much have to train a cat from a kitten to be a house cat haha... if a cat been outside it's whole life it can't be inside for a long time..

@TheDavidPdx Жыл бұрын

What a doll.

@Rajmohan13Nayak 2 жыл бұрын

Love from India Mike!!!❤️ Great set, God bless you man!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@ginaharden2111 2 жыл бұрын

[u have the best delivery regarding a tip, btw]

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks😂 I totally forgot I said that

@ginaharden2111 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti 😂

@ginaharden2111 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti I hope ur having a Superlicious Sunday, Mike. I am curious: is tipping a comedian individually better for the comedian, or buying ur merch, or is there merch of u thru DryBar that would benefit u both?

@momentum564 2 жыл бұрын

That ending!!!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I was hoping I ended strong enough

@HomemakerDaze 2 жыл бұрын

I relate as I grew up poor also, I wore big clothes and shoes alot. He's hilarious. I don't pay for Netflix either haha

@effu9593 2 жыл бұрын

Yep the government taxes us to death it has to stop

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hah yes!! That rules. I knew I wasn't the only one! hahah :)

@HomemakerDaze 2 жыл бұрын

😊 how can I follow you, you're so funny!

@crowleylan 2 жыл бұрын

Great set!

@anitajanneen 2 жыл бұрын

This guy might be my new favorite 😍

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hah thanks A.J.! Super nice if you to say 🥇

@cryptonaire2123 2 жыл бұрын

This dude has a future. Excellent young comic.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :) Thats seriously unreal nice of you to say. Much appreciated :)

@s.beccari4678 2 жыл бұрын

Lol@" it's a cruel world, sprinkles!"

@nickisnyder3450 2 жыл бұрын

Surprised he said babies are bald if he comes from a Hispanic family, their babies are born with a full head of hair

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hah very true. I was born bald but that was probably just foreshadowing

@dwkwb8 Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious!

@markinator8826 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Markinator! Killer name 😆

@sethie_shots 2 жыл бұрын

Killer set! I’m looking at your face on a poster in Medford OR. Wish I could stick around in town to catch the set. _Way different off 🍄’s 😂😂_

@papabear9481 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else, when they were a kid, take a bite of their purple crayon thinking it would taste like grape? No? Just me?? Yep, I was that kid...

@NanaFox 2 жыл бұрын

This show was so kind 💙 See, you can make a funny show without being racist, misogynistic or homophobic.

@jackiegarbarino6243 2 жыл бұрын

You’re hilarious!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jackie! 🥇

@johnwittner4168 Жыл бұрын

Very funny bro!!!

@Diana-sb4yl 2 жыл бұрын

On point re, ' I'm proud if u'

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much Diana! :) Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@pocasanchez 2 жыл бұрын

My brother is a blue eyed Mexican w black hair and dark skin and people are so confused about his ethnicity lol we all have brown eyes, hair and skin for at least the past 3 generations aside from his blue eyes😅🤷‍♀️

@poopiepantsmcgee456 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Eyo! Glad you dug it PoopiePants 😆

@vernearley7241 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious comic

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Vern! 🥇

@virginiaserr2047 Жыл бұрын

Where's Mike now? Would love to hear more from him 😆😂

@BookOfMorman 2 жыл бұрын

Dude this guy kills xD

@ArmanZaidi 2 жыл бұрын

legend

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks G 🥇

@evelina733 2 жыл бұрын

Gosh you are funny and adorable!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Lina 🙂🖤 Glad you enjoyed the special

@jamesdriggers2011 2 жыл бұрын

Right off the bat, just in case I say anything that you feel might be racist, I'm actually mostly latino.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

hahahah yup! Story of my life dude

@christinaFaith84 2 жыл бұрын

I loved Unsolved Mysteries when I was a kid.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Me too but so not a kid show! 😆🥇

@bunnybrady6963 2 жыл бұрын

I have had free Netflix since it started streaming 😂😂😂. Thanks momma ☺️

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

hahah One of the lucky ones :) Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@bunnybrady6963 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti why are you so sexy? But you together with someone. So no hope for me. You are funny tho. I wish the best for you. 🙃🤷🏽‍♀️

@Umma81 2 жыл бұрын

I like him he is great ! Good think the crowed was good 👍🏻

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!

@ashamed1225 10 ай бұрын

You had a bike???? You weren't poor. 😂

@marionholtzmann6872 Жыл бұрын

I never understood the race jokes much, skin color or immutable traits just never moved me, I’ll follow this guy just to see how it evolves.

@beneficentnature9356 2 жыл бұрын

"In America, guages mean my parents divorced, and I play guitar." If only that were true. In my past experience the closest thing to playing guitar was a friend who got into the glowing light rave gloves...

@rodjoass7284 2 жыл бұрын

⚡️⚡️Now that’s a kak!⚡️⚡️ Love ya work Bene

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha dude that’s so right I totally shoulda said that! 😆 Great pull 🥇

@brittanybriegel2430 2 жыл бұрын

So true, I have gauges, my parents are divorced and I do actually play guitar, lmfao!!!

@HH-iv6mf 2 жыл бұрын

So funny

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! 🥇🔥

@Omikoshi78 Жыл бұрын

Snorted at get T-Mobile and leave Provo 🤣

@markduffield1147 Жыл бұрын

I can relate to Mike and growing up with out a bucket of crayons.

@mikec6733 2 жыл бұрын

Malt-O-Meal, baby !!!!

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha wtf?😂

@mikec6733 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMasilotti malt-o-meal is the brand name on the giant bags of cereal where I live Really enjoyed your comedy!!!

@nenemeza6237 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 I’m glad I’m not alone about how I look vs what my race background🎉😁💜💜

@its__justb Жыл бұрын

I can totally relate to the hair envy 😂

@jennyhahn1850 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I hit the 👍 it keeps getting erased. I bet this will be also.

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that Jenny! Hit away haha

@effu9593 2 жыл бұрын

His mom being from south America really makes you think about all the Germans who escaped there. Maybe he's German and they don't realize it.

@effu9593 2 жыл бұрын

Cause my cousin is German and Italian and they look very similar

@MikeMasilotti 2 жыл бұрын

My dad is Italian and his parents totally left to South America after WWII 🥇😆

@dieguismama2330 Жыл бұрын

Italy was partly colonized by Vikings as well. Not all Italians are short and olive skinned.

@n8vscience842 Жыл бұрын

Came here from Chispa. Funny guy

@shardongabriel1490 Жыл бұрын

He’s not even dressed like a skater 😂 coming from a skater

@bonnisamondejar3568 2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry as another Multilingual forgetting words and phrases is so common and frustrating. I speak English, Tagalog, and Bisaya, with a little of Chinese, and sometimss I feel so stupid for not knowing stuff in my native language.