Ep. 151 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert interviews Tom about his inspirations for fitness, sex, comedy and his perspective on funding your own projects. They discuss pioneers in the standup comedy world like Dane Cook and Louis CK, Bert shares what he learned about history on his trip to Italy, and how Jesus definitely wasn't white. They try to see if they can name all the presidents, they call Dr. Andrew Huberman to ask a series of health questions about drinking, fitness and psychedelics and get Lex Fridman to hop on the phone to check in.
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@parkersmith8578 Жыл бұрын
" I didn't know there was anything between dinosaurs and jesus" is the most Bert thing Bert has ever said
@zacharybouthillier6182 Жыл бұрын
That was crazy, absolutely asinine
@jwardbass4452 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard him say that yet but you’re damn right. And he’s dead serious! That’s the craziest part!
@parkersmith8578 Жыл бұрын
@@jwardbass4452 his brain fascinates me
@SeamanSock Жыл бұрын
@@zacharybouthillier6182 The guy just doesn't know about anything he doesn't care about LOL. I'm flabbergasted they were like "Alexander the Great definitely came after Jesus right?" My. God.
@zacharybouthillier6182 Жыл бұрын
@@SeamanSock 😂😂 zero knowledge
@jesustwins1585 Жыл бұрын
"When I was 33 I was killed by the Romans here's how it happened" this killed me 🤣🤣
@dominicdeluca6378 Жыл бұрын
The story of JULIUS CAESAR
@killerguitarguy Жыл бұрын
That could be a really good bit literally laughed out loud
@slurmz10 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@SeventyyTimess7 Жыл бұрын
And why is the voice for Jesus literally Jordan Peterson 🤣
@alba7or Жыл бұрын
He needs to make that an actual bit.
@Metalhed1300p Жыл бұрын
Bert: "I'm super into history" Also Bert: "Did you know Julius Caesar was real?"
@abelincoln196 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, he found that little tidbit of history while trying to locate his local Orange Julius.
@puplake Жыл бұрын
Bert's mind getting blown by things his kids learn in school is incredible. Went to college for 7 years and nothing stuck.
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@Ottophil Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick get a job
@jellyfishbrained Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick This is not a good way to procure quality engagement. Produce content you're passionate about, play the game, and stick with it even when it doesn't seem like it will ever go well. That's all you can do.
@ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick copy paste begging and pandering is really lame.
@phalspar Жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishbrained but he’s black
@MattWakim Жыл бұрын
“If you subtracted all of my fat, I would be pretty ripped” - Bert, 2022
@torenbezaro775 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I never thought of it that way.
@jellojoe00 Жыл бұрын
'"some people don't know what a real work week is" -Bert
@banterwithbawden5444 Жыл бұрын
And yet still wrong. The fact he hasn’t killed himself with this stuff is pretty impressive though
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
If we substracted all of the toxic biproduct from his drinking we'd have a public hazard.
@jamesmass1583 Жыл бұрын
I love when fat dudes say that
@austin5317 Жыл бұрын
Bert being amazed by middle school history is pretty neat
@commanderjonson2610 Жыл бұрын
Hes a great example of why public education doesn’t matter.
@alhen9023 Жыл бұрын
@@commanderjonson2610 not really. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink it.
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick yo fam, advertise your horse shit somewhere else. this is spam not relevant to the comment
@Pucksndeep6 Жыл бұрын
@@alhen9023 shit big AL
@BennyFlaps Жыл бұрын
34:10 is where the before or after game starts
@just2roommatez Жыл бұрын
King
@LordMooshroom Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@LuckyBones713 Жыл бұрын
Respect
@gavinoliver8074 Жыл бұрын
Youre the unsung hero of the 20th century
@Juicedbeef Жыл бұрын
Lmao thanks
@skyepaul261 Жыл бұрын
Bert saying people only know about Julius Caesar because of Shakespeare is like Bert saying people only know about Russia because of him.
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@Battlefox64_RL Жыл бұрын
26:00 did Tom just stop Burt from going to "a place in Korea" for his new special?
@safarit678 Жыл бұрын
I'm more surprised that you'd expect more of him. Bert is a certified and self-aware idiot. Good for him that some many people think he's funny
@SampleThisJams Жыл бұрын
It’s the American dream look at this mentally challenged multi-millionaire.
@dennistfossettjr Жыл бұрын
Well hold on now
@roweart Жыл бұрын
You know my life sucks when I look forward to Bart talking over Tom for an hour
@just_j6514 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha ahh man same boat 🚢 😅 😭! His dumbass clicking sounds are starting to kill luls! 😂
@mikeylikey710 Жыл бұрын
That's the shtick now anyways so we're right there with you haha
@josiffexplosiff1 Жыл бұрын
Are you whining?😢
@christophercorrea951 Жыл бұрын
@@just_j6514 I read this right as Bert made clicking noises. 😂 duude so funny
@omarcruz2029 Жыл бұрын
I felt this is my heart
@natenash5693 Жыл бұрын
Bert saying he's also muscular and comparing himself to Mark Bell is why I come here every Monday
@VideoNozoki Жыл бұрын
@Clyde3 ☝SPAM !!!
@JRush374 Жыл бұрын
*Mark Belly
@dakronikles Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
Makes every monday better by far...even with a guest.
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@greythegandalf4675 Жыл бұрын
Bert: I’m super into history. Also Bert: Did you know Julius Caesar was a real person?
@raymondmelly1951 Жыл бұрын
💀 funny opener
@ManateeMentality Жыл бұрын
40:42 Bert thinking Michelangelo’s name was “Michael Angelo” 😂
@kisamehoshigaki09 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this is a LOT more understandable than not knowing Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great lived before Jesus.
@nickyv1436 Жыл бұрын
Hey Bert I love when you ask Tom a question and then interrupt immediately. It’s the best.
@seNor916x4 Жыл бұрын
Schaub is the Goat of answering questions not directed at him!!
@Colt-Forty5 Жыл бұрын
@@seNor916x4 They need a show together. 2 Redacts 1 Couch.
@devante2438 Жыл бұрын
@@Colt-Forty5 wtf is a redact I hear this word every time Shab brought up lol
@kathye.4026 Жыл бұрын
It is too bad that I really want to hear Tom's answer. LOL
@lokithecat7225 Жыл бұрын
Hey Spammer, I love when you go onto a Podcast where something always happens, then go to Comments to whine about it. It's the best.
@badtostada6123 Жыл бұрын
bert clearly wants to have his own reality show of just him hanging out with his family... keeping up with the kreischers
@c9566 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what his version of SKIMS would be lmao
@TheFireproofWitch Жыл бұрын
Keeping Up With The Burpdashians.
@hD-wt5cz Жыл бұрын
It would be The Osbournes meets Honey boo boo
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@BigWahly23 Жыл бұрын
That might actually be entertaining.
@TheSamdroidOnline Жыл бұрын
Bert is a little boy who never grew up but became a successful man; and Tom is his older, wiser brother guiding him through life.
@angelfvce1262 Жыл бұрын
Brothers Karamazov
@mcooper7743 Жыл бұрын
The secret to Berts success: believe in yourself to a DELUSIONAL degree.
@clevertree Жыл бұрын
Bert: They don't even know if dinosaurs were real." Tom: "Woahwohwohwoh"
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@SwiftestScout Жыл бұрын
I love that reaction, even for Burt that was too stupid and Tom couldn't believe it
@grandmodesty Жыл бұрын
On this episode of "Bert realizing everyone is growing up except him"
@HisHowliness Жыл бұрын
@@zach6634 dont believe that's occurred yet
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@HEAVYxxMETAL Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick sounds like boring shit.
@haivox2409 Жыл бұрын
I’m still waiting for Tom to finish any thought before Bert tells another story 😂
@joeymccusker2506 Жыл бұрын
Almost crashed my car laughing at Bert thinking dinosaurs are fossil fuel
@topperdepop Жыл бұрын
They are, just not simply T-Rexes and Triceratopses, more like ancient sediments etc. having broken down into high-caloric sludge. But that was not in any way in Bert's mind. Ever.
@blickygobrrrrr Жыл бұрын
Bert: "He's really good at talking. Like when you ask him something he answers in a full sentence." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@VideoNozoki Жыл бұрын
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@magisterrleth3129 Жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki Well don't reply to the damn thing, that just makes it harder to remove. Report it and move on.
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@liambuckley5796 Жыл бұрын
Tom “I can’t wait to ask you a question” absolutely killed me 😂
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@rollme-wankenobi7208 Жыл бұрын
As a geologist this was hands down the funniest episode yet. Love how bert tries to correct Tom on how old dinosaurs are...but gets it wrong too. Classic brett kursher
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@kellinpatler Жыл бұрын
“He’s really good at talking. When you ask him something, he answers you in full sentences.” 😂
@TrickyBoa Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@chasearnold7367 Жыл бұрын
“Keep goin.” - Bert Kreischer, every podcast he’s ever on.
@buickpython6745 Жыл бұрын
the dj khaled of podcasting
@kskull5764 Жыл бұрын
@@buickpython6745 and comedy
@TheZacek Жыл бұрын
I was actually gonna comment that He learned to let Tom finish his stories. So thats cool :)
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@joeyfadell4288 Жыл бұрын
@@buickpython6745 I’m still feeling good babe babe I’m love
@wimi187 Жыл бұрын
Idk how much more I can take of Bert just not letting Tom complete a SINGLE thought.
@ez5970 Жыл бұрын
I’ve started to like YMH the more I watch 2 Bears
@toliphan Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about this show is that a few weeks ago Bert talked about how he's really into history and now he found out that Julius Caesar was a real person.
@goblinspy Жыл бұрын
Bert should do his Lex Friedman impression more often because he actually asked a question and somewhat let Tom answer!
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@Felipe-ou4jz Жыл бұрын
👏🥲
@casualwater698 Жыл бұрын
"They really did a good job punching up Jesus" was what I needed to hear this terrible Monday morning lol. Thanks, Bert.
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@zackmisner5311 Жыл бұрын
Bert's laugh sounds like when you pinch and let air out of a balloon
@mcluhanmedia1223 Жыл бұрын
“Bert is one of those guys that only drinks 3-4 times per week” Even Tom didn’t believe those words as they left his mouth 😅😅
@kneelread Жыл бұрын
If Bert says "cream cheese" again, I'm going to break everything I own.
@ajplaytoomuch Жыл бұрын
This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😂😂
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@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
Breathe.😂
@ovechkin0831 Жыл бұрын
This comment is great with no context.
@joebreakerx Жыл бұрын
It's the 2 bears equivalent of Christina 'meow meowwww-ing' through the YMH intro song
@ja5304 Жыл бұрын
Bert has the same energy of the Special Olympics
@just_j6514 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha for real! Especially with those damn clicking sounds he's been making 🤣! (Lol "The Correlation Between Making Clicking Sounds and Retardation") Lol could def be an Amazon book featuring Bart 🤣.. haha thanks for the laugh 👏
@tonymarselle8812 Жыл бұрын
It’s fun if you have never been. Lots of joy and positivity.
@Bittamin Жыл бұрын
@@tonymarselle8812 I saw the ringer a couple times, considered one of the best films by the community itself.
@stunksmahoney4606 Жыл бұрын
@Tony Marselle some of the biggest diapers you ever seen in your life at those event bathrooms. Some of those fckers are gladiators with potato heads it’s nuts lol my sister used to cheat in the walk races🤣
@Bittamin Жыл бұрын
@@stunksmahoney4606 damn she’s a Gangster!
@flowerasteroid6241 Жыл бұрын
A lex fridman episode of your moms house would be insane
@Stina85 Жыл бұрын
I love that Bert laughs so hard he wheezes. I always crack up when he laughs that hard. He has such an infectious laugh. What makes it even more funny is that the subtitles in the transcript always say [Music] when he wheeze-laughs. 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bennyboy3624 Жыл бұрын
For the amount of doctors Bart has in his contact list, he sure does a lot of wild and unhealthy shit 🤣
@bennyboy3624 Жыл бұрын
But we love him for who he is, not what he does ❤️
@AllFlimmits Жыл бұрын
@@bennyboy3624 isn't who he is an alcoholic
@Cloudroth Жыл бұрын
It balances things out haha
@johnfryman4428 Жыл бұрын
ManChild !
@MyRumDiaries Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@JorgeOlivares23 Жыл бұрын
Touch my camera through the fence
@rileyfarmer5371 Жыл бұрын
You just lost your life
@raynevarez1680 Жыл бұрын
Consider it touched
@ImAlwayzAlert Жыл бұрын
i like how all it takes to get top comment is being the first one to quote fedsmoker lol
@galactus9625 Жыл бұрын
Finish the sentence.... do it
@RodsVillaTV Жыл бұрын
In a
@luigiramm Жыл бұрын
Bert saying that mark bombs on pods is such a self projection 😂😂
@holdonasecondamigo599 Жыл бұрын
Damn Bert and Tom are profoundly simple men 😆 it's wild to understand that they r truly the middle of the road as far as awareness goes.
@jimjohnson8999 Жыл бұрын
profoundly simple? that's an oxymoron
@bballboy0019 Жыл бұрын
3 minutes in and Bert’s already pulling up instagram posts
@John-lo4xz Жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын
Ngl, I truly thank Bruce for displaying Whitney on her IG naked, I didn't know I needed it. I don't use IG but was very glad to have seen. Idk why I never liked her, she's decently funny, but wow she's smoking.
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
intervention time
@garycarey9376 Жыл бұрын
Almost as predictable as Tom talking about how he likes to workout, nobody is here for that shit 😂
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@funnydonor9484 Жыл бұрын
“If you subtracted all of my alcohol soaked tissue, I’d be high school biology skeleton” - Burp Kreeper
@TheFireproofWitch Жыл бұрын
Burp Kreeper 🤣🤣🤣
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@tayalcu6750 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bert talks about fatherhood, I wish more parents viewed it that way.
@ItsWhatILike77 4 ай бұрын
after now realizing he wasted most of his kid's childhoods, being drunk and away from them...
@juanwerner1490 Жыл бұрын
“When he talks he answers in full sentences” -Bert 2022😂
@DadsRUs Жыл бұрын
Bert playing Before/After Jesus is hilarious and equally unsettling. 🤣
@emanl3904 Жыл бұрын
Did he say Shakespeare was before Jesus?
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@cag1 Жыл бұрын
Bert about Huberman: "He's really good at talking. He answers in a full sentence." 😂
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@shirazchopra5147 Жыл бұрын
“Jesus did kettlebells” - Tom Segura 🐐
@Bjjboxinboi Жыл бұрын
Burts eyes when he Heard 1-2 drinks didn’t even hear a week yet 😂😂😂💀💀
@drruka850 Жыл бұрын
"The bible is full of Bertisms" Oh damn it Tom, now he's going to write his own bible.
@turntsnaco2878 Жыл бұрын
I guarantee the Berble will be twice as long as the original Bible
@jakobmorningstar Жыл бұрын
Be a lot more useful
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@dohnjoe4516 Жыл бұрын
Bert's entire life is just thinking about him. How he feels, what he wants, me me me me me me. Even wanting kids is for him, wants to feel needed. Charity is for him, so he feels good. Me me me me me. Asking tom his inspirations so he would hear his name (Tom didn't mention him lol). Doesn't wanna work with others so their decisions don't affect him. Fuckin' hell, shout out to his wife for dealing with this bs.
@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын
Leanne is a true saint
@ThePhantomBean Жыл бұрын
Wepp from the sounds of it. His wife is an absolute bore to have a conversation with.
@JasonReagan84 Жыл бұрын
You aren't wrong....
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@benjamin3290 Жыл бұрын
Your first time watching?
@fredfreedom3483 Жыл бұрын
Easy for Bert to say he wants more kids he’s on the road most of the time 😂
@greythegandalf4675 Жыл бұрын
“I want to say something and seem important but I don’t want to take any risks so I’m going to write it down on a piece of paper.” -Burnt Krystler
@chrisscornerx3 Жыл бұрын
So bert went to college for 10yrs and has a 3rd grade education. Good work Florida!!! I live in Tampa and it computes
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@annabelleandbeans Жыл бұрын
Bert saying he’s mark bell under that is killing me right now
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@whodatson504 Жыл бұрын
Watching Bret discover historical facts and events in his 50’s that most of us learned in middle school is somehow the content I never knew I needed? 😂😂
@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын
Her: I bet he’s out there cheating Me: in my parked car listening to Tom and Bert on the misunderstanding of whether the moon is made of green or cream cheese 🌗🍃💨
@jogalvez746 Жыл бұрын
Dead at Bert going "say you love me" when talking about seeing kinks 😂
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@-DarkFox- Жыл бұрын
Breaking news: 2 Bears 1 Cave to be renamed to "I'll Tell You After We're Done"
@cag1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Bart over does this whole "I'll write it down for you/I'll tell you later" thing
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@grahamwalden2867 Жыл бұрын
Bert taking credit for Tom's idea and immediately making up a story about how he also did the thing Tom did is what I tune in for.
@teddylite7892 Жыл бұрын
I love how humble Bart is about his stunning physique
@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын
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@ballscmcgallz Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this show and Bert tries to talk through his squealing someone always asks "Who the fuck is that?? Jesus......"
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@resa33 Жыл бұрын
The patience Tom had with Burt is why he is such a great father, been taking care of a toddler for over 10 years now
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@noafproductions6144 Жыл бұрын
Bert's subtracting fat comment is like if I said "If you took away all my debt, I'd have more money"
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@Justin7939 Жыл бұрын
I'm stoned and they're so dumb I'm crying. I love this show
@dr.coomer9750 Жыл бұрын
Try this on acid, I still can’t breathe 😂😂
@harrisonhombre8089 Жыл бұрын
Bro same
@kokorolex Жыл бұрын
Bert being exited for history makes my smile. I bet he would appreciate the story of Colossus, the ancient world's biggest statue of Helios.
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@starcola157 Жыл бұрын
I’m 99% sure Bert was going to murder his employee when he called him out for the fossil fuel joke. Tom sensed it too 😂
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@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын
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@craigulatorOne Жыл бұрын
I like how Tom plays off of Burt's ignorance.🤣🤣🤣
@danners916 Жыл бұрын
Bert actually got a college degree and thought Julius Caesar was fictional.
@HeyRoosty Жыл бұрын
Saw Tom live in Montreal last night, genuinely one of the best shows I've been to. Really hope it's the set that ends up being his special because it will absolutely kill.
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@ryjbecker Жыл бұрын
Best Burt quote ever!!! "Those crucifixes were only like 6 feet big!"
@RedURs6 Жыл бұрын
Bert is like an old CD player, he gets caught in a loop and repeats himself 5x
@sethbaus Жыл бұрын
So I went onto IMDb to see if there was any information about Tom’s TV show. And there is a page dedicated to a TV show called “the Little things”. The best part is the trivia fact on the IMDb page is “did you know that Christina and Tom are married and they both wear their jeans high and tight” 😂
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@SatanSupimpa Жыл бұрын
I love to see Bert trying to convince himself he is actually an uncomprehended genius.
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
When he said we only know about Julius Ceasar because of Shakespeare....
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@rileyandersen7346 Жыл бұрын
"He's really good at talking. When you ask him something, he says the answer like... in a full sentence . - Brett Crystals
@mechadarthzilla2936 Жыл бұрын
Dean wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Burt: "Hold my beer."
@MikeYTS Жыл бұрын
Tom needs to run the podcast so Bert can take it off the rails. Bert starts it off the rails and keeps it there.
@funnydonor9484 Жыл бұрын
Bert is insufferable, but Tom running this would put us all to sleep
@LiveFromMandaree Жыл бұрын
Tom does so much shit I kinda think he looks forward to doing these so he can collect a killer check with minimal effort
@VideoNozoki Жыл бұрын
Bert joking around with Lex... hands the phone to Tom... killed the mood. (Bert & Lex): "Is that the best you can do with Russian?!? Was that even Russian?!... Who was born first, Caesar or Jesus? (Oh man, don't do this to me)... No, dinosaurs are real, but the Earth is definitely FLAT, but I think we should talk about this off the air ((I'm laughing))... (Tom & Lex): You're intelligent and don't buy into their nonsense about Bill Gates. Lex:"They're open-minded in a way that is important in society. I think it is important to be open minded and question those in positions of power." Tom: I have a lot of opinions on conspiracy theorists, and they're not very positive. Lex: OK. ((I now know why this show needs _both_ Tom AND Bert.))
@angusyoung119 Жыл бұрын
I hate how accurate this is
@HartJon282 Жыл бұрын
Tom's been dealing with Bert for longer than we've been watching. They can run the show how they want, lol.
@SaintBiggums Жыл бұрын
Ironic Burnt likes making others laugh, because when he laughs it makes you contemplate taking a brick to your head.
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@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын
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@thehonq1034 Жыл бұрын
@@cavemanvi just report all the comments he made.. i jsut did. this is NOT the way to farm viewers
@PEGGLES93 Жыл бұрын
"Dinosaurs are fuel" If this isn't the next merch drop, I'm going to be pissed 😂
@thatmg Жыл бұрын
"Just edit that out"
@madness198648 Жыл бұрын
I love when they insult regular jobs and call us all failures lol
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@laurenclark1304 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best 2B1C in a while! When Bert is curious about something, that is when we get podcast gold out of these two. It means Bert will ask Tom questions and they get to “play” and banter back and forth more. LOVE THIS ONE!
@alejandrorp5160 Жыл бұрын
Today's podcast makes you definitely aware of how important a proper comprehensive education truly is
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@Pucksndeep6 Жыл бұрын
Clearly you didn't receive one lol
@Tlukewow1 Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Bert play “before Jesus or after Jesus” for hours 😂
@LonerFez69 Жыл бұрын
41:08 I see why Bert's daughters hate him 😂🤣
@caden4397 Жыл бұрын
Bert should definitely do another season of The Cabin. All of the YMH fans would uh-hundred percent watch
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@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
Bert filmed a movie two years ago that still hasn't come out but yet he's mad that somebody has not had a show made that he came up with the idea for the last episode LMAO
@rodgers2886 Жыл бұрын
He hasn’t released it bc of the current issues going on.
@stunksmahoney4606 Жыл бұрын
I say they’re idiots and it would actually aid in releasing tensions. An homage to simpler times when you could rob people with the mafia as an American for laughs!
@newsrapper Жыл бұрын
@@rodgers2886 he said this more than once they were planning on releasing it but with the war the studios holding it
@jeremydelaney1112 Жыл бұрын
They would've released it but considering Russia is currently invading a country the movie might seem in poor taste and not do well lol.
@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
@@rodgers2886 I think that's a bunch of bullshit..
@rileydallaire9923 Жыл бұрын
Bert: *saying some history stuff sounding knowledgeable* Also bert: did you know Michelangelo’s name was actually Michelangelo
@ryanhewitt996 Жыл бұрын
Tom wanted to talk to Andrew again so bad but Bert was not letting that happen 😂
@grahammcallister7743 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Bert would react if someone told him that Cleopatra was closer to the IPhone than the building of the pyramids. She was also before Jesus
@packermaddenhighlights Жыл бұрын
Bert makes dummies feel smart. Thanks bert.
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@LSDJ7 Жыл бұрын
Bert delusional again lmao 🤣 “under all this fat I’m super ripped 😅”
@theboogeyman9813 Жыл бұрын
Bert said if you subtracted all his fat he would be ripped 😂 That's like saying if you extracted all his booze he would be sober 😂
@mikefrieman1 Жыл бұрын
Ya'll made me feel smart AF today. Thanks.
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@DigitalDuelist Жыл бұрын
"Dinosaurs are hundreds of thousands of years before Jesus." -Tom Segura 🤣
@Wonkoman42 Жыл бұрын
650 or so hundreds of thousands. He’s not wrong. 😅
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@PewterScott Жыл бұрын
The before or after Jesus conversation may be the first time Bart made perfect sense to me lol
@ThatBigRedBear Жыл бұрын
I love that Tom has to reign Bert in when hes super confident in nonsense.
@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839 Жыл бұрын
Nothing’s funnier then two bears talking confidently about something they know nothing about😂
@EDMTMLFilms Жыл бұрын
Tom and Bert talking about things they don't know about is pure comedy.
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@brightonkettlebellsportcha6199 Жыл бұрын
I am ducking addicted to you guys. Found your podcast at the weekend and have NOT STOPPED LISTENING to every episode I can find!!! 🐻🐻❄️🕳
@doopynoopers3249 Жыл бұрын
My favorite story is when Brett tells us about the best something he has ever blanked.
@tyfoster9349 Жыл бұрын
The longer I watch these pods the more I wonder how Tom can handle the constant interruptions from Bort
@b_collins7846 Жыл бұрын
Yup, gets worse every week.
@winsalot84 Жыл бұрын
$$$
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@BarryTheBoone Жыл бұрын
Bert’s laugh makes me want to fight Mike Tyson in the hope that’d bite off both my ears
@chefsweaty6744 Жыл бұрын
The squealing is insufferable
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