This was like a dad listening to his child come home from daycare and tell him everything he did that day.
@nazarsoroka232 жыл бұрын
“that was exhausting.” 😂
@die4race2 жыл бұрын
Listening to him struggling to express his feelings like a child is indeed exhausting , " And and and... like like...so so...so cool you know ...it was really really fun "
@danielhelms87542 жыл бұрын
Bro this is so accurate 😂🤣
@ladyloud87962 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahahaha this comment got me good 😂🤣😂
@Cyxz6662 жыл бұрын
I said this before about 2 years ago on a 2b1c. Bert is like 5 children stuck in one body trying to use one mouth to talk
@chriskeyneighbors2 жыл бұрын
Bert's sudden awareness of his party snitching, immediately followed by continuing to party snitch is what I'm here for.
@mikelfc122 жыл бұрын
Amen
@HEAT3WADEan2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bert has these “wake up call” moments like twice a month.
@Christopher-md7tf2 жыл бұрын
One of the many benefits of having wet brain
@rOhmz2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever noticed how Tom is slowly treating Brent more and more like an R-worded cousin with each episode?
@dakotalenzi76302 жыл бұрын
He’s the cousin Tim never asked for and is forced to deal with because you have to be nice to people with special needs……
@kat-rau.2 жыл бұрын
I love their dynamic lately. Bert does/says some crazy shit, Tom says, "that was some fucking crazy shit you just said". Then Tom does his open mouth dad laugh.
@penniewyatt93912 жыл бұрын
Tom turning into Top Dog more and more each week.
@carynmartin60532 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I don't think it's funny anymore bc I think he means it
@petertheoneandonly97522 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stonage812 жыл бұрын
I love that a couple episodes ago they talked about making Bort more fashionable and he shows up today looking like this
@Austinadcock2 жыл бұрын
They obviously hired a stylist. This look will be everywhere this summer.
@shoonger0012 жыл бұрын
@@Austinadcock where have you been? This has been around. Just missing the cut jeans with boots...
@natephant2 жыл бұрын
Shows up like he just got done looking for curious George
@jenniferdennis64652 жыл бұрын
@@Austinadcock 😆
@rp17802 жыл бұрын
@@natephant that cracked me up hahahaha
@_benholmes_2 жыл бұрын
Bert on JRE: "I never drink in the morning." Bert on 2 bears: "I had shot of tequila yesterday at 9 AM" 🤣🤣🤣
@bigflyed12 жыл бұрын
Legit can’t trust a single thing he says, especially when it comes to his drinking habits
@brinareal65012 жыл бұрын
Joe definitely decided not to challenge him on it. We all know the truth.
@dalelane19482 жыл бұрын
Duh, a shot of tequila isn't really drinking
@benbrown54952 жыл бұрын
The issue here is burnt’s definition of “drinking” and yours. Us normal humans consider drinking to be anytime we consume alcohol. Brett on the other hand, if he hasn’t had 3 double Tito’s and sodas and opening up a bottle of wine then he isn’t “drinking”
@marcperdue65752 жыл бұрын
I thought the same damn thing! He doesn't want to get scolded my Joe so he lies. Hilarious! His drinking habit and heal though is not hilarious. Its scary and sad....😞
@maliciousmalicke2 жыл бұрын
Someone PLEASE compile everytime Bart says he's gonna be "jacked" or "lose weight". It's gotta be somewhere around 75 hours worth of clips! 🤣
@user-wg6hm3wo9p2 жыл бұрын
And then make a video of Bert working out while that video plays
@maliciousmalicke2 жыл бұрын
@@user-wg6hm3wo9p there's ALOT of things counteracting each other in his life lol
@xXNekroxSinXx2 жыл бұрын
then he just gets fatter and flappier. nowhere near jacked.
@gambitxe2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin 4 sets of 5 bro. Gonna be jacked in no time
@Joshua.Graham2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he’s almost 50
@chrisbgolfpro2 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad that Bert is finally coming out of his shell and we can learn more about him.
@mitchellredhead28582 жыл бұрын
ahahah wottt
@evanprotsman96232 жыл бұрын
Bret: Trying to explain in a span of five hours about what type of hat he wants Tom: ”Foooo that was exhausting” 🤣🤣🤣
@macaroniissteroids94022 жыл бұрын
That jersey really brings out the alcoholic in Bert's face
@thecapricorn112 жыл бұрын
the hat makes him look like the obnoxious drunk tourist that won't stop talking to you. not a good look Bart
@melissak08132 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t put it into words-this is it!
@hlinville60342 жыл бұрын
@@thecapricorn11 he looks like an over weight stunt double for Chevy Chase in Fletch.
@JeffReams2 жыл бұрын
@@thecapricorn11 that’s kind of Berts thing though
@thecapricorn112 жыл бұрын
@@JeffReams 😆
@jeffcalton40922 жыл бұрын
I used to laugh with joy at this show. It's now a more nervous laughter for Bert. Damn dude
@MrChalac2 жыл бұрын
Tom's subtle roasts that go right over Berts head kill me everytime hahaha. "You have the coolest stories"
@Shrapnel922 жыл бұрын
Burnt sounds UH-HUNDRED percent like a coke head in this episode.
@MonsterATX2 жыл бұрын
He also UH-Hundred percent can’t ever shut the hell up enough to let Tom complete a sentence.
@bmp30732 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if he did some rails before they hit record
@mikealaniz72362 жыл бұрын
He’s always like this. But what a shocker a celebrity doing coke.
@enthuziast2 жыл бұрын
@@bmp3073 🎯- when he slaps the table twice
@jackburrows98612 жыл бұрын
Bert's facial swelling is directly correlated with his hat size. He thinks, if he puts on a big enough hat, it will dwarf the size of his face.
@zachleprieur28712 жыл бұрын
See that's funny and clever. Compared to most comments here.
@whatwhat95992 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad actually
@sentientcardboarddumpster79002 жыл бұрын
He's willing to do ANYTHING except actually improve his health. It's astounding, sort of impressive even.
@maliciousmalicke2 жыл бұрын
It's brine... He's collecting salt water lol
@eljay20082 жыл бұрын
His face has finally taken it’s final form. Swollen and red from the Booze. Next his nose is gonna start growing.
@tobynoll9992 жыл бұрын
I'm 280lbs, but I have just about the same measurements as Bart. I really have to reevaluate my health since I'm so similar to Brentt as far as health goes. I go to doctors and get the same response he does where they have no idea how my blood work is perfect. If I needed motivation to get healthier, it's this episode.
@FDietzNutz2 жыл бұрын
No way Brent goes from consistently throwing up in his throat to being jacked in one month
@comfort_hash33342 жыл бұрын
Micky Mantle gene
@goldenboypierre32842 жыл бұрын
Bert's next tour should be named "I'm throwing up everywhere"
Bert saying he likes Tom for his eye thing he does when he’s annoyed because only he sees it. Meanwhile Tom does it every episode to the camera about Bert 😂
@dustinharvey53932 жыл бұрын
Bert: "nobody knows how to tell a story" Also Bert: *takes 10 minutes to tell a 2 minute story*
@nickoftime31702 жыл бұрын
And one minute of that two minutes is also completely useless.
@Stonewalljax122 жыл бұрын
@@nickoftime3170 you know for watching these constantly and complaining like a whining cunt, you’d think you’d watch sumn else
@cliffcoats35432 жыл бұрын
Bert is living up to an old Texas saying: All Hat, No Cattle
@captnbeebopaloobop2 жыл бұрын
Uh, hundred percent!
@the_Dogpacker2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
@JacSchmeck2 жыл бұрын
Little does Bert know… Tom shoots Bert those irritated eyes every episode.
@jewby7952 жыл бұрын
Very bizarre that Bert thinks no one else has noticed Tom does that. Thats the source of like 90% of nadav’s laughs on this show
@dakotalenzi76302 жыл бұрын
Literally does it egregiously at 1:21:05
@carynmartin60532 жыл бұрын
I don't think it makes Tom look as cool he thinks it does
@maciaz64012 жыл бұрын
@@carynmartin6053 I dont think thats the goal
@Piggyn2 жыл бұрын
Tom probably feels like a 15-year-old that was forced to sit at the little kids' table at Thanksgiving.
@PolarBlairGaming2 жыл бұрын
So today I learned Bert almost suffocates himself in his sleep on a regular basis. Great episode.
@specialjeffy3332 жыл бұрын
Bert’s list of eating and drinking habits is starting to sound more and more like Rogan reading Hunter S. Thomson’s journal
@Raaandy2 жыл бұрын
Blart: talks about how terrible he's been living for months and months. Blart 3 minutes later: talks about how he's on a "health kick."
@dntgvafuk892 жыл бұрын
Nadav will definitely win their weight loss competition in November 😆😆😆
@Raaandy2 жыл бұрын
@@dntgvafuk89 Haha it was never going to be close.
@grahamwalden28672 жыл бұрын
I had to look to see if I'd already seen this one
@grahamwalden28672 жыл бұрын
@@dntgvafuk89 I don't think bert is even participating anymore.
@harshman1210922 жыл бұрын
Also Blart: “I was vegan for about 45 minutes.”
@coffeeabuse2 жыл бұрын
The bigger the hat, the closer Bret is to meeting his maker.
@TheFreedomofLiving2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zigwil1532 жыл бұрын
He’s a child.
@coltonbittner2 жыл бұрын
@@zigwil153 we know this
@jacobfield94982 жыл бұрын
@@zigwil153 damn, so you’re saying a child is making more money than almost everyone in this comment section? We should be mad at ourselves at that point 😂💀
@LuckyLuch12 жыл бұрын
@@jacobfield9498 many children are, have you heard of those toy review channels? Those little shits are making millions lol.
@duckhoward2 жыл бұрын
I love how Brett is always just on the cusp of getting really buff... keep living your truth Brent!
@kevlanb87792 жыл бұрын
We need an episode where all of Bert’s bus mates speak the truth to all Barts lies.
@Jdowling3572 жыл бұрын
Barnts breath control is amazing, due to the nonstop word diarrhea. He's just so excited about everything. COOOOOOL
@TomfuckeryAfoot2 жыл бұрын
Barnts is a fun new one I haven’t seen
@Battlefox64_RL2 жыл бұрын
Brunch should try scuba diving. He probably float but just strap some weights to him.
@enthuziast2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
@neighborbruce2 жыл бұрын
In case he hasn't mentioned it before, Bert DOES NOT CHEAT ON HIS WIFE!!
@dailyaveragehaloclips14742 жыл бұрын
He’s telling the truth…… that’s why he has to say it so much! Duhhh 😂🤣
@newsrapper2 жыл бұрын
Narrator : but he does
@bigflyed12 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he wants to. Never seen a more unhappy person lie to everyone and say everything’s great. Wonder why he drinks every hour of the day and lies to people about everything
@JerrybearTV2 жыл бұрын
@@bigflyed1 damn bro 😂😂😂
@fuoser2 жыл бұрын
even if he could he wouldnt, but the 3rd degree burn victim redness certainly helps.
@juulmex71842 жыл бұрын
i know this is what every episode is like but holy hell does Bert know how to bulldoze a conversation
@Christopher-md7tf2 жыл бұрын
You can see literally zero muscle when Bert is "flexing" 😂🤣
@ItsJoKeZ2 жыл бұрын
gaslighting bert making him believe he looks fit at all 😂 man was flexing glad bags of butter
@jayknight1392 жыл бұрын
LMFAO glad bags
@LimorG2 жыл бұрын
In fairness,his arms aren't nearly as fat as his gigantic gut and balloon face
@babyhands92872 жыл бұрын
A very Joey Diaz-like figure
@zb25842 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cloudroth2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@niteshade85462 жыл бұрын
Burp looks like a bearded dodge ball in a Mountie hat.
@b.newsome86962 жыл бұрын
You made my life with this one
@yusufalhajj98142 жыл бұрын
Bert “I like Tom for the things no one sees.” Tom immediately looks into camera doing the exact thing Bert thinks only he sees.
@meghankeller48712 жыл бұрын
I love that only Bert gets to enjoy Tom shooting eyes when Tom hears something dumb/outrageous… Don’t tell Bert 😂
@robdubent2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream the other day that I met Bruce. In the dream he talked so much and was so exhausting it actually woke me up.
@bluetextbooks2 жыл бұрын
I'll pass on mtg him IRL. Unless we are at a bar.
@drock15772 жыл бұрын
Jesus I’d love to hear the end to one of Toms stories before Bert derails it.
@bwbh1172 жыл бұрын
Same...probably what Tom's other podcasts are for.
@cafferacer2 жыл бұрын
My theory is Tom is so fukin smart he doesn't want anything he does on pods. He saves it for his standup. Bert is the perfect hobo to never give up anything funny or related to your comedian career. Slight of hand dude
@enthuziast2 жыл бұрын
Too much noise candy
@thegentlemandrummer87532 жыл бұрын
I saw Bert last week in San Antonio when he just got that hat. We couldn’t see his face the whole show 😂 Looks like someone told him after the show to stop wearing it
@cayvinuniverse2 жыл бұрын
Bert: Epic rant about Hats Tom: “That was exhausting” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bongcrusha4202 жыл бұрын
while berts story is fucking hilarious, i hope he gets his shit together soon dudes burning the candle at both ends with a fucking blow torch lmfao
@flux68292 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me Brent’s face being fire hydrant red ISN’T a sign of good health?
@LimorG2 жыл бұрын
There'll be nothing left of him but a pile of vomit and a big dumb hat.
@eljay20082 жыл бұрын
I am legitimately concerned. There’s needs to be an intervention.
@grahamwalden28672 жыл бұрын
I love drunkfatbert and he blocked me on IG for legitimate concern. people are mean to him online but there are those of us who really worry about him because while he has several glaring personality disorders he isn't hurting anyone but himself and we want him to stick around.
@MichaelWutsch2 жыл бұрын
@@grahamwalden2867 I don't really care
@ItsJoKeZ2 жыл бұрын
is there some deal Timmy signed with the devil where the better he gets/looks the worse Barf gets?
@JakeRaymond72 жыл бұрын
Tom Tom over here sucking Berk's soul out.
@dntgvafuk892 жыл бұрын
Spot on 😆
@grahamwalden28672 жыл бұрын
this is a theory that needs to be explored 😮
@zigwil1532 жыл бұрын
Bret is the painting. Trey is the person.
@MichaelWutsch2 жыл бұрын
Together they will always weigh 500lbs combined, the weight is transferring from tim to brant
@areixable2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had Berts confidence and Toms honesty.
@ChrissiPuk2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@sissyofFreemont2 жыл бұрын
It's like he's physically turning into Santa.
@rigney7772 жыл бұрын
Like Tim Allen half way through the movie
@dakotalenzi76302 жыл бұрын
Santa isn’t as fat nor as racist as Brent…..
@kathleenp31352 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Js-hu5cm3 ай бұрын
😂
@ArcKless7102 жыл бұрын
" that was exhausting" -Tim Basically sums up the whole episode
@borkchopp63292 жыл бұрын
I would be genuinely interested to see a word count for each of them per episode.
@tb45442 жыл бұрын
We need an OCD or autistic 2B1C fan to step up to the plate and do this for us. It's a great idea.
@aaronspencer94152 жыл бұрын
This show is becoming an ethical experiment. How much enjoyment can be derived from watching two very funny friends have hilarious conversations as one of them slowly kills himself? Mondays on KZfaq! Try it out!
@Gav2292 жыл бұрын
Bert the B.L.O.A.T.
@robdubent2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ryano99022 жыл бұрын
Biggest Lush of All Time
@interovic2 жыл бұрын
During the pandemic, my acid reflux was terrible. Late night snacking with the mommies took its toll and I was vomiting acid sometimes too. I love 2B1C because I thought that was terrible and was a low point, until I listened to Bart telling us about his sleep vomit. Thanks Krishna!
@toxikmusic_2 жыл бұрын
100 per-cent
@whatwhat95992 жыл бұрын
Uh hundred percent
@eljay20082 жыл бұрын
If your health resembles Bert’s in any way, it is in fact terrible and a low point.
@taylorrussell2152 жыл бұрын
@@eljay2008 but he’s jacked man, he’s been lifting weights, you see his arms?
@eljay20082 жыл бұрын
@@taylorrussell215 just saw them now sorry, I was distracted by his tomato face 🍅
@calebking7072 жыл бұрын
The amount of delusion from Bert when he flexes and thinks his arms or traps look good is so fucking funny 🤣
@Stina852 жыл бұрын
Bert wiggling in his seat while he is excited talking to Tom is just so darling and endearing! 😂 I adore his confidence and unwavering commitment to doing what brings him joy. 💕
@bmoulton88442 жыл бұрын
Monday morning with both of my personalities, Tim and Bart.
@fernandocarvallo91352 жыл бұрын
Dr. Tim and Mr. Bart
@tnntlmmn2772 жыл бұрын
that's too bad
@Tha1leeG2 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is Bret getting worse?? Orrrr is it Timothy no longer reigning him in? Don’t get me wrong I still faaaaackin laaaaaaav it!! Keep on living it up Brent, I give you 6months bfr the inevitable (I jest, take care)! Peace ✌🏻 out
@ToughLuckHaze2 жыл бұрын
your personalities huh?
@ogmickeydiamond2 жыл бұрын
@@Tha1leeG Tommy’s getting soft in his old age
@ntutino19802 жыл бұрын
Somebody in the subreddit called it Brett’s Smokey the Bear 🐻 hat and just realized how accurate that is
@SuperChachor2 жыл бұрын
Bert missed Tom so much he wanted to tell him everything in this episode. 💙
@D_Trade2 жыл бұрын
Bert is exactly like my dogs when I come home after being gone for a few days
@the_Dogpacker2 жыл бұрын
Dead?
@jemiiam2 жыл бұрын
Bert still talks about Christy Mack like he just found out about her and hasn't talked about her every episode for the past few years
@dakotalenzi76302 жыл бұрын
Someone should tell him there’s other people that do porn that look even better than her…Guy is an adult child, just lost in his own head…..
@MichaelWutsch2 жыл бұрын
Like, I'm aware she is his favorite and I don't like either of them
@lilswanzo46122 жыл бұрын
Tom’s constant looks to the panel like “was that… a sentence?” 😂
@sep59082 жыл бұрын
This one really feels like Tom is waiting to start the show, only to realize it’s the end of the show
@goosehadley44342 жыл бұрын
Bert’s the most LA. Texan I’ve ever seen!
@Murphthemick2 жыл бұрын
Kristine is so much worse than bort
@skeetinyoureye64842 жыл бұрын
They are in Austin after all that kinda is the la of tx lol they don't even use plastic bags over there only paper like wtf
@jeremyk_5412 жыл бұрын
It's Portland's sister city, lmao. It's way weirder than LA
@jaytxa27912 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyk_541 weirder than LA when’s the last time you were there what a 💩🕳
@zigwil1532 жыл бұрын
ADHD in full effect. Comes across like his heart is going to explode out of his chest as in Alien movies.
@straightupkuaaina29222 жыл бұрын
Tom you’re facial expressions makes me crack up laughing every time Bert has an idea or crazy antics. 😂🤙🏾🌺
@scratonicity2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the definition of self indulgence in every possible way.
@trevor_r2 жыл бұрын
Bert: "My favorite thing you ever do, that no one gets to see but me, is when someone does something out of the social norm and you just shoot eyes" Bert isn't self-aware enough to realize he just described 95% of the interactions on this podcast whenever he's describing his "normal" behaviors or thoughts and we all see Tom do that as Nadav cackles in the background
@jamesgreen82802 жыл бұрын
Bert: Like when someone does something outside the social norm, the way you look at them. I’m the only one that gets to see that. Really Bert, everyone watching the podcast gets to see that look multiple times an episode when Toms listening to you.
@hectorponce42342 жыл бұрын
“That was exhausting” 😂😂😂 Tom is a blessing
@kaylabeegles62112 жыл бұрын
Seeing Bert this bad is legitimately depressing. He’s so delusional with how he things he looks and how healthy he actually is.
@mikeylikey7102 жыл бұрын
He’s even redder, koolaid man is evolving
@coffeeabuse2 жыл бұрын
That's so much sugar!
@mikeylikey7102 жыл бұрын
@@coffeeabuse be one with diabetes…woosah
@ToughLuckHaze2 жыл бұрын
“Even redder”
@mikeylikey7102 жыл бұрын
@@ToughLuckHaze drink up
@Ryan822882 жыл бұрын
Bert needs another sober October
@elagace032 жыл бұрын
Bert’s been hanging out with Brendan, and been taking his addies
@MyhorseInthegravy2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the child that Tom talks about in his stand-up “kids are the worst storytellers”, hilarious. Can’t put two words together. Love these two. 👍🏽❤️
@absoluteMJ2 жыл бұрын
Best part of Bert’s Summer look is the cocaine habit
@Cyxz6662 жыл бұрын
Tom and Nadav talking to Bert flexing like you do to a 4 year old "oh WOW so ripped"
@probablynot8792 жыл бұрын
while watching his muscleless balls of full white cream he calls biceps. I am morbidly obese.
@jonathanknelsen81952 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this show and drink a beer, I start to understand Bruce more and more.
@rabblerabble182 жыл бұрын
I like how Bert assumed he took the one and only official “are you racist?” test
@seÑor916X42 жыл бұрын
If Bert was poor he’d be the common everyday inner city homeless schizophrenic panhandling for booze 🥃
@rogermayes37452 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for the machine story he literally would be one of those dudes right now
@MichaelWutsch2 жыл бұрын
If he was poor he'd already have been dead for 15 years
@bluetextbooks2 жыл бұрын
2000%. Thank God his parents are upper-middle class.
Dammit, I think I'm smart lol.. nawww.. 35079 have the same idea in, like 2 seconds.. Bert is a high level hobo tho.
@MarlowWhere2 жыл бұрын
I dont know why I thought Bert actually may have a real weight lifting plan...literally only does chest and arms, classic.
@eljay20082 жыл бұрын
We’re talking about the guy that gets drunk while walking on a treadmill and calls it “working out”, sorry I forgot the post sauna and polar plunge.
@justinrasp57932 жыл бұрын
And your chillin in a youtube comment section. How did I guess
@Christopher-md7tf2 жыл бұрын
Also, he thinks he's going to get smaller from doing that and continuing to eat and drink like crazy lol
@traviswilliamswhisky_nerd2 жыл бұрын
Good lord...did Bert pull a couple rails the last 5 minutes?! That was fantastic!
@Nick222572 жыл бұрын
So thankful i got to see Tom for the first time live last night in grand rapids! Thanks for coming up here
@TweetWolph2 жыл бұрын
You give Bert a banana he’ll talk about it for days
@arthurrfagundes162 жыл бұрын
The best banana i ever had screeeeeench
@ICUP5702 жыл бұрын
And he'd eat it in some fucked up way
@goosehadley44342 жыл бұрын
Praise the Lord! Bert’s not racist anymore! ✊
@shoonger0012 жыл бұрын
✊
@roseonmyarm80562 жыл бұрын
But he’s still bangs dogs
@PM-yl6yy2 жыл бұрын
I love them together, their dynamic is unmatched
@ManateeMentality2 жыл бұрын
“I love jackets.” -Tom Segura
@DJDragonFlyJonez2 жыл бұрын
"My favorite thing you ever do is when someone does something out of the social norm that is irritating to you and you just shoot eyes" - Bert.... I literally watch the pod to watch Tommy react like that to the shit Bert says 🤣🤣🤣
@HisHowliness2 жыл бұрын
Branst to Tim: I dont understand why people like you. Literally everybody to Tim: we dont understand why you like Brent
@DJDragonFlyJonez2 жыл бұрын
@@HisHowliness 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JMaxRC2 жыл бұрын
Bret: I like having a look ya know Tom: No I see that yeah
@derektimm132 жыл бұрын
I just listened to Bart on JRE saying it’s sad when people wake up and drink. Meanwhile “I just had a shot of tequila at 9 in the morning”. 😂 and this was shot before Rogan.
@bmfrandomness15652 жыл бұрын
Just saw Tommy Friday, on my birthday. If you haven't seen him on this new tour, DO IT!
@perkyfawkes2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday! 🎂 I saw him on Thursday for mine. 😁
@bmfrandomness15652 жыл бұрын
@@perkyfawkes happy birthday!! Nice of him to perform for us on our days! Haha
@timstradley58192 жыл бұрын
You bet I’m coming up in June to see him
@dieselg33k2 жыл бұрын
If he comes to western Canada....
@zigwil1532 жыл бұрын
Bret is proof-positive that narcissistic ignorance is bliss. I’ve been cursed with self-awareness. I’m not being sarcastic.
@prod.bynil-oh74402 жыл бұрын
If U rich If U poor narcissistic ignorance might Not be for u
@personatthebay2 жыл бұрын
@@prod.bynil-oh7440 U need to not use pointless capitals in your sentances
@ShadySKWASHA2 жыл бұрын
You should try opiates, they help out
@prod.bynil-oh74402 жыл бұрын
@@personatthebay it s autocorrection my Phone dosnt like english
@crackerbarreIkid552 жыл бұрын
Amen brother. I am the same and can’t imagine living like Bret
@AD-df5tm2 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I know her, I know her" Nadav: "what's her name?" Bert: "uhhhh...GiGi, I think?" Good job, Bert 🤣
@jrivera67562 жыл бұрын
The fact Bert and Tom reach out to their audience and basically provide work for some fans is some true leader shit 👏
@daviddobarganes91152 жыл бұрын
New Bert drinking game: take a shot every time Bert mentions "Inside Baseball"
@LimorG2 жыл бұрын
Another one every time he interrupts HIMSELF.
@ben67202 жыл бұрын
Berts final form is him wearing the pinwheel hat and a o.j Jersey.
@LimorG2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually here for it 😂
@tigerlily99812 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🥂
@enthuziast2 жыл бұрын
Omg you won #1 comment gosh darnit low key 🔑 FIREEE
@hippienizz2 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I'm gonna be so jacked" *the next episode of 2 bears* Bert: "So I ate 250 wings, 26 cheeseburgers, 5 sushi rolls, drank 8 gallons of beer, 16 bottles of wine, and a glass of spicy queso"
@Mr59Kenzo2 жыл бұрын
it's always so good when Tom and Bert have not ssen each other in a while
@gillesa6302 жыл бұрын
Bert talks hats for 6 minutes straight...and Tom makes me laugh 2 times with 2 sentences.
@littlevirus1682 жыл бұрын
Bret, you’re exhausting man. We love Tom because of his absolutely chill humour
@Wolfmantoys2 жыл бұрын
Bert mentioning that his favorite thing about Tom is the eyes he makes when someone acts strange and how other people don’t notice it had me rolling. That’s been the point of this podcast since the beginning.
@TJHimes2 жыл бұрын
I'm 30 mins and need a nap. Bert is on another level today!
@joshbrickley1602 жыл бұрын
Bert’s feathering it brother
@drsavage32622 жыл бұрын
Btw... This is Bert on a fuckin Red Bull, imagine him on coke bahaha 🤣😂💯
@brians79012 жыл бұрын
My father is essentially a somewhat toned down version of Bird. He's 72 years old drinks whiskey till he passes out every night And is in perfect health, Except for that time last year when he threw up in his sleep and got puke in his lungs and then coughed for a month straight and we all thought he had lung cancer. He smoked from the ages of 12 till 50 eightill 58 and still drinks every night and hes perfectly fine. The Mickey mantel gene is real
@christopher28082 жыл бұрын
I'm alone all day driving on my birthday. I'm happy I got to listen to you guys today.