Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

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On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!
Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro - CP Flossing/Tom’s Color Blindness
00:10:55 - Tom’s VR Game
00:11:58 - Opening Clip: Brown Licker
00:17:20 - Clip: Cave Exploring
00:21:25 - Clip: 7 Nuts a Day/Scottie Pippen
00:32:40 - Christina’s New Pazsitzky Effect
00:38:56 - Developing Countries
00:41:07 - Johnny Mitchell - Becoming a Drug Dealer
00:55:12 - Handling the Cash
00:58:52 - Coke and Cartels
01:06:03 - Throwing Away Cash
01:09:07 - Selling Drugs in the Mail
01:13:16 - Scariest Drug Deals
01:17:02 - How He Got Pinched
01:27:55 - 2nd Arrest
01:38:33 - Strip Searches
01:48:05 - Prison Gangs
01:51:31 - Clip: 4 Strokes
01:54:48 - Clip: Gangsters in Syria
01:56:39 - Prison Snacks/Riots
02:05:48 - Browning in Jail
02:06:40 - Getting Out of Jail
02:10:56 - Mexico
02:16:13 - Basketball
02:18:01 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess

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@muyspicypepper8258
@muyspicypepper8258 Жыл бұрын
This guy has the perfect sense of humor for this show. I really enjoyed him
@andersonwonder9357
@andersonwonder9357 Жыл бұрын
He lied
@hoebloify
@hoebloify Жыл бұрын
The hilarity of this episode is its a faker fooling some clueless spoiled people… 😅
@organicthug5220
@organicthug5220 Жыл бұрын
This guy was doing standup and some dude charged him and assaulted him. Good standup guy. Never seen that before. Some people cannot handle the zingers, he met that guy that day. It’s on KZfaq.
@zitofan4life
@zitofan4life Жыл бұрын
@@organicthug5220I​’ve seen so many of his shorts about him dealing drugs and I’d argue his claiming to be a comedian is his greatest crime against humanity. I don’t recall laughing at anything he’s ever said
@scotty4473
@scotty4473 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't gonna watch because I've never even heard of this guy but so glad I did because wow what a wild story
@10barclayt
@10barclayt Жыл бұрын
I really like it when the guest says something like "So i was there for 9 months", then Christine asks "So how long were you there?" 30 seconds later
@afmatix
@afmatix Жыл бұрын
She’s tok’ed
@MarksREmarks
@MarksREmarks Жыл бұрын
tomcat69: how about giving us a time stamp.
@mr.snoopy8732
@mr.snoopy8732 Жыл бұрын
She can't help herself from constantly trying to bring the show to a screeching halt.
@dnceinmybloop
@dnceinmybloop Жыл бұрын
@@mr.snoopy8732 I heard it bowth ways B
@jamesharris5156
@jamesharris5156 Жыл бұрын
01:46:15 He said he did 9 month in max and was then moved to min. She tried asking immediately but got cut off. Pretty clear she was trying to follow up and ask how long he did in minimum but misspoke.
@estout324
@estout324 Жыл бұрын
56:50 Christina **SWOONING** over Johnny here lmaooo
@AlphaConviction
@AlphaConviction Ай бұрын
she had to adjust her panties lol
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy Жыл бұрын
We need a segment, That’s Cap with Enny 😂
@thattiffchik
@thattiffchik Жыл бұрын
Enny thinks regular bowel movements is cap 🙄
@DJpockets666
@DJpockets666 Жыл бұрын
Johnnys story about taking boots to the shower in prison made me think of “Mexicans got on boots” 😂
@jamieshoemaker9986
@jamieshoemaker9986 Жыл бұрын
Lol thats all i could think
@gandar54
@gandar54 Жыл бұрын
yeah because its a fake story that he got from that....
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the most entertaining episodes in a while. Such crazy stories 😂
@misteranon763
@misteranon763 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is gay dudes love being naked wearing boots. 😂
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez Жыл бұрын
cuz THEY DO!!!! great bit also
@mikolfarley
@mikolfarley Жыл бұрын
Enny... "You got 2.2 million followers and still need attention" GD it man¡!¡ LMAO 🤣😂🤣
@richardcharles9349
@richardcharles9349 Жыл бұрын
He's lashing out cause he knows there is a bowel cleansing up...... in May.... 👖
@bobsagat122
@bobsagat122 Жыл бұрын
Its really weird I had the video paused read this comment and unpaused and it was literally what was being said next.
@bobsagat122
@bobsagat122 Жыл бұрын
@@richardcharles9349 alright stop being fucking weird. This is my first and middle name. Richard Charles. What the fuck is going on.
@DasGoodSoup
@DasGoodSoup Жыл бұрын
@@bobsagat122 dont take it too hard man, it could be a coincidence or it could mean something to you. Thats up to you 🌊🏄‍♂️
@bobsagat122
@bobsagat122 Жыл бұрын
@@DasGoodSoup yeah okay matrix. Whatever you say.
@jordan2foe
@jordan2foe Жыл бұрын
“The entire GDP of Haiti being trucked away in a sanitation truck” 😂😂😂
@sethburro6031
@sethburro6031 Жыл бұрын
It's easy to understand why Tom has a hard time talking to Christina about his combat experiences... especially when we all know she didn't find the KEYS.
@skating4lifedog
@skating4lifedog Жыл бұрын
I’ll never stop loving the Nadav is googling song. Such a fire track.
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
I get that stuck in my head at work or while driving all the time lol
@MJ-jk9jg
@MJ-jk9jg Жыл бұрын
3:51 You can see the rage build within Tom when Christine pours for an extra 2.1 seconds 😂
@russellbell8973
@russellbell8973 Ай бұрын
Tom interrupting to finish Johnny's sentences talking like he knows the life lol
@thomascarey4095
@thomascarey4095 Жыл бұрын
It is so inspiring that in spite of his handicaps Tom has made it so far. What an example!
@HITTHEPANDA
@HITTHEPANDA Жыл бұрын
you talking about his main handicap, having Christina as a cohost? :)
@karchie31
@karchie31 Жыл бұрын
I mean I’d kiss Tom’s ass too but he lost the good part
@timhansen234
@timhansen234 Жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@alecbaldwin9671
@alecbaldwin9671 Жыл бұрын
Tom has 3 medal of honors. 10 Purple Hearts and 73 silver stars. Hell of a soldier. Salute!
@dunnobagels
@dunnobagels Жыл бұрын
That cave diving clip made more anxious than anything this snow has ever done and I've bought every live event and sat through the entirety of the hardcore sections. Edit: Once he started talking about why he does it, i didn't get effected as much
@drsavage3262
@drsavage3262 Жыл бұрын
I did a couple years for drugs, I'm good now, back in 2013. Solitary "The Hole" fucking sucks... Not only that, but the second you get out and you finally have physical contact with a loved one is the most intense thing. When I finally hugged my mom and dad it was like an electric current going through every cell in my body. Anyone who's ever done even a minor stretch can understand what I'm talking about. It's overwhelming but the greatest at the same time.
@user-vj6qc6om9f
@user-vj6qc6om9f 4 ай бұрын
How did u get caught
@drsavage3262
@drsavage3262 4 ай бұрын
@@user-vj6qc6om9f I was on the run for a few months.. just so happens I picked the wrong day to show up to my ma's house to shower and do some laundry and the p.o. and city cops showed up while I was there. Honestly it didn't change me right then and there but it all makes sense now. I'd probably be dead by now if I wasn't hemmed up.
@AaronJ9610
@AaronJ9610 Жыл бұрын
I for one, am absolutely relieved that Tim has made it back from his latest tour of duty in Bosnia
@trashbeatsalan2482
@trashbeatsalan2482 Жыл бұрын
Bosnias gorgeous going there in 2 weeks
@richard9484
@richard9484 Жыл бұрын
One of the thousand b, thank em
@blake219
@blake219 Жыл бұрын
My father went to England, joined the army, 3rd-4th tour was Bosnia, where he developed coolguy-phrenia, been at shops for milk since, long queues... probs making content for tiktok
@iamjezuzchrist
@iamjezuzchrist Жыл бұрын
Hope he's been debriefed. OORAH!!!
@H3H3HEE
@H3H3HEE Жыл бұрын
🫡🫡🫡🫡
@YousAHunter
@YousAHunter Жыл бұрын
Tom is a hero and a saint and I just wanted to say, us civilians are eternally grateful and thankful for Major Tom's service to this country.
@keyz_r_us_comics2478
@keyz_r_us_comics2478 Жыл бұрын
This dude was not a drug dealer like he says 😂 lying ass mofo
@djbrotherelectric
@djbrotherelectric Жыл бұрын
And now he makes videos that people comment on and the feds go through them to see who they have to watch
@hitchslapgreene439
@hitchslapgreene439 Жыл бұрын
@@djbrotherelectric LOL
@Trif0x
@Trif0x Жыл бұрын
%100 earned valor
@DEADRABBIT8
@DEADRABBIT8 Жыл бұрын
Not only that hes an astronaut too david bowie even wrote a song phophesizing major toms journey to space
@nzuniga14
@nzuniga14 Жыл бұрын
So crazy to learn Tim has been differently abled this whole time... makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Turns out he hasn't been punching down all along.
@TheKomar924
@TheKomar924 Жыл бұрын
THAT CAVE GUY VIDEO IS GIVING ME UNPLESANT FEELINGS / UPSETTING FOR REAL
@brianbonn5733
@brianbonn5733 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service, Tom. You're making little guys like me able to live in my mom's basement and play video games
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын
Without him us poors wouldn't have the choice in washcloths like we do 🇺🇸🧨🇺🇸
@cyrus6236
@cyrus6236 Жыл бұрын
U must be really good now huh?
@BrutalInsights
@BrutalInsights Жыл бұрын
imagine being so filthy rich and ignorant of eye care , color correcting is old news champ.
@bucwylde33
@bucwylde33 Жыл бұрын
​@@China_Secret_Police say it pooreece
@JC-wj5os
@JC-wj5os Жыл бұрын
who are the portraits of behind tom?
@gazaway24
@gazaway24 Жыл бұрын
Happy to hear nadov is googling again. Such a banger
@soupstheman143
@soupstheman143 Жыл бұрын
The dirty Jew must be shamed, lest he falters and begins gambling again.
@Ultamami
@Ultamami Жыл бұрын
Hehe
@clydefr0g
@clydefr0g Жыл бұрын
I hope he finds it!
@grasskingdoms
@grasskingdoms Жыл бұрын
me too!
@HorridTemplar
@HorridTemplar Жыл бұрын
​@@grasskingdoms thank you for your service
@splinteredspace3469
@splinteredspace3469 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how much I believe this guy to be honest
@Anubis.6256
@Anubis.6256 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a great guest. They should have him back on for a part 2.
@andersonwonder9357
@andersonwonder9357 Жыл бұрын
He lied about everything
@Anubis.6256
@Anubis.6256 Жыл бұрын
@@andersonwonder9357 did he really? Shit. What did you see/hear about him? Honest question
@andersonwonder9357
@andersonwonder9357 Жыл бұрын
@@Anubis.6256 google his name you’ll see he only got arrested for a small weed possession charge
@OctagonGladiator33
@OctagonGladiator33 Жыл бұрын
This was the best guest they've had in a long time. Normally I stick to episodes with just those two and the Js in the booth. But this was enthralling.
@redbeard4576
@redbeard4576 Жыл бұрын
This guys totally full of shit
@john2843
@john2843 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Tim for being a disabled warrior!
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын
EARNED VALOR!
@thattiffchik
@thattiffchik Жыл бұрын
Wounded warrior 🤌🏽
@tannercollins6696
@tannercollins6696 Жыл бұрын
Tom*
@momsruin
@momsruin Жыл бұрын
@@tannercollins6696 Mom*
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 Жыл бұрын
@@tannercollins6696 Who's Tom? He's talking about Tim.
@TheRavetetsei15
@TheRavetetsei15 Жыл бұрын
Tom keeps the PTSD at bay every week for us, a hero
@thomashassall96
@thomashassall96 Жыл бұрын
Yep 👍😂
@TylerG69
@TylerG69 Жыл бұрын
Wait. I missed out…
@mud5377
@mud5377 Жыл бұрын
I mean... He was IN FALLUJAH, FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOME! >:[
@WilliamBrowning
@WilliamBrowning Жыл бұрын
That story about light falling didn't make sense until I realized that he had to cover for injuries sustained while performing special covert operations around the world.
@Illhelppwn
@Illhelppwn Жыл бұрын
I got arrested for some dumb shit and ended up getting sent to the twin towers also. Spent 2 weeks in there without ever getting to see a judge. No charges were ever filed and every time I tried to talk to someone about my case they told me to stfu. Ended up having a lawyer submit paperwork saying they were required by law to release me. Next day I was out.
@samuelhannan5420
@samuelhannan5420 Жыл бұрын
The fact Tito Cheeto was following that dirtbag is hilarious 😂
@hugh6610
@hugh6610 Жыл бұрын
1:03:00 - 1:03:06 Johnny Mitchell throwing in his best Chrissy Chaos impression.
@Velcrostraps
@Velcrostraps Жыл бұрын
lol it totally bombed
@experssion123
@experssion123 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I thought the same thing
@chucknutz13
@chucknutz13 Жыл бұрын
Totally thought the same too!!! 😅
@dbell9571
@dbell9571 Жыл бұрын
Tom singing Angel in the Sky for the Nutmaster is hilarious 😂
@zachharper2833
@zachharper2833 Жыл бұрын
What a lovely girl
@dbell9571
@dbell9571 Жыл бұрын
@@zachharper2833 means well
@Firefox-hw3co
@Firefox-hw3co Жыл бұрын
1:52:00 Tom is soooo pleased. He kept looking at Johnny and the joy in his eyes...!!!! 😀
@observer299
@observer299 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to you Tim I downloaded Onward on my Quest and have been out saving lives, thanks for holding the line
@tomsevcik1792
@tomsevcik1792 Жыл бұрын
Decided to watch this for the f of it since I already saw it on Flagrant. This is so much better. YMH barely interrupted the story and if they did they asked to chime in. This was great!!!
@zw3565
@zw3565 Жыл бұрын
It was better on this one. I saw Flagrant as well
@EvoMonsters
@EvoMonsters Жыл бұрын
Too many people on that show
@larl-earson
@larl-earson Жыл бұрын
Just a reminder Akaash thinks Bill Hicks isn't funny
@andrewfriedrich1821
@andrewfriedrich1821 Жыл бұрын
Yo its weird on shultz podcast he said he payed 10 k to meet his dealer and here he said 5k which I thought was just an accident. But then he said the guys he would sell to were from New Jersey but on shultz podcast he said they were from Philly.
@marcusjones986
@marcusjones986 Жыл бұрын
They aren’t great interviewers
@jakelikesthings
@jakelikesthings Жыл бұрын
Great episode! Such an easy listen. Made my work shift fly by!
@johngray6749
@johngray6749 Жыл бұрын
I've always loved this podcast but this is definitely my favorite!!! Great job guys it was informative and also a good laugh all throughout keep up the good work 😊
@McFunnyBone
@McFunnyBone Жыл бұрын
Yooooo Santino got caught slippin' as a mutual friend 😂😂😂
@scottysupermoto69
@scottysupermoto69 Жыл бұрын
"When I'm leaning over a craps table" went unnoticed lol.
@sdreed70
@sdreed70 Жыл бұрын
wishing Id have waited until AFTER work to watch this.. sitting at my desk in tears laughing... Boss just came and asked me what was so funny... I was unfortunate enough to have to do a few years in the State pen back in the day as well, and this dude hit it on the head.... sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!
@youllneverguesswho886
@youllneverguesswho886 Жыл бұрын
This was one of my favourite guest episodes in a while. What a fascinating guy I could listen to his stories all day
@whoever_you_want_me_to_be
@whoever_you_want_me_to_be Жыл бұрын
Imagine if the people who lived them actually were telling you them...
@redbeard4576
@redbeard4576 Жыл бұрын
It’s all lies
@splinteredspace3469
@splinteredspace3469 Жыл бұрын
@@whoever_you_want_me_to_be Most of them won't cause they don't wanna get burnt or be "known"
@arransadventures7319
@arransadventures7319 Жыл бұрын
Tim overcoming his horrible sports accident to now serve his country in active duty. Inspirational.
@_JC_21
@_JC_21 Жыл бұрын
Tom*
@arransadventures7319
@arransadventures7319 Жыл бұрын
@@_JC_21 you've not been watching long enough if you don't get the joke my guy.
@xxbdn144xx
@xxbdn144xx Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Johnny for rocking the craziest rug in comedy
@gummybrain
@gummybrain Жыл бұрын
Rug or extreme comb-forward?
@automaticwriting4220
@automaticwriting4220 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, it’s convincingly fake
@zanemadrid6453
@zanemadrid6453 Жыл бұрын
Maybe we can throw him into the mix for the basketball game for hair plugs, I heard he can ball!
@longshotmaster
@longshotmaster Жыл бұрын
That hair is as real as his stories
@no_one_from_nowhere
@no_one_from_nowhere Жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice until just now
@1Challino
@1Challino Жыл бұрын
Great show. Took a break for a while. This one may bring me back. Great guest
@tylerriley9945
@tylerriley9945 Жыл бұрын
So glad they had him on here and not risk it with bart on 2 bears
@RE-om1up
@RE-om1up Жыл бұрын
“Red-green color blindness can give people certain advantages over normal-sighted individuals. For example, those with this vision deficiency can better distinguish textures and patterns. A hunter might be better equipped to detect camouflaged prey in nature due to their ability to see the subtle changes in texture.” - Tom is a natural born savage, just like Tina likes.
@lucyfer6g6
@lucyfer6g6 Жыл бұрын
You gotta keep emailing this to them until they comment on it lmao HE HAS TO KNOW !! 😅😅
@toolegittoquit789
@toolegittoquit789 Жыл бұрын
"Tina" 🤣🤣🤣 idk why, but this has me rollin'😂
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 Жыл бұрын
This is actually true. Color blind people were often used as spotters or pathfinder in the army and marines
@10barclayt
@10barclayt Жыл бұрын
Well, I'm red-green colorblind and used to hunt. Definitely made it harder lol
@serenhursey733
@serenhursey733 Жыл бұрын
Nah I got 22/22 vision and not colorblind I’ve always been a good visual learner
@Dangit420
@Dangit420 Жыл бұрын
Tom playing a mil-sim and roasting an entire lobby of nerds sounds like premium content
@paulgerasim
@paulgerasim Жыл бұрын
that last part,"someone will get hurt" sounds like a threat.
@jed4131
@jed4131 Жыл бұрын
“You know being a drug dealer in prison is so similar to being a standup because…” -Christina
@Oddtracknumbers
@Oddtracknumbers Жыл бұрын
One of the most fascinating episodes of YMH ever! 😄
@joelhahn1020
@joelhahn1020 Жыл бұрын
My oldest boy is colorblind. He's basically monochromatic. He can see absolutely no color. It's a legitimate disability. At least he has a true colorblind hero to look up to in Tim.
@eastres6863
@eastres6863 Жыл бұрын
robert burgess, as a fellow burgess, thanks for the gorgeous song at the end
@rhodus333
@rhodus333 Жыл бұрын
Thanks brother, that me!
@jaydanzahner3058
@jaydanzahner3058 Жыл бұрын
This guy assimilates to every podcast he’s on perfectly
@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009
@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009 Жыл бұрын
Do you get a sense his stories aren’t true?
@AlterEegums
@AlterEegums Жыл бұрын
​@@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009thank god i'm not the only one 😅 i don't know why but i don't believe him
@AB10103
@AB10103 Жыл бұрын
@@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009He’s totally full of shit. Especially when I once seen that he said he was a kingpin more powerful than the cartel
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that this dude has some anti social personality disorder.
@GK_Gomi
@GK_Gomi Жыл бұрын
“6-7 times a day” tom just stares at christina for a solid second 😂😂😂
@k.c.simonsen2
@k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын
Because it's over and he hates her once the camera turns off.
@Mae__Day1
@Mae__Day1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah she even said , " do you want me to make you nut 7 times a day?" And he literally didn't answer her and moved on in the conversation. They are def not having sex lol
@deutschluz
@deutschluz Жыл бұрын
@@k.c.simonsen2 nah you re reading too much into. My guess is since Tom has the example of a long lasting marriage, he never leaves Christina even if he might cheat on her once or twice. But who knows. and all marriages eventually turn into a war of attrition.
@det.caribou7405
@det.caribou7405 Жыл бұрын
@@k.c.simonsen2 guessing relationships haven’t gone too well for you in this past eh?
@christianvance1614
@christianvance1614 Жыл бұрын
Thats my fucking dream woman 😂😂😂
@wullie3907
@wullie3907 Жыл бұрын
If Christine stole valour for finding keys I'm scared to think what she will do to this hero, I'm getting Forrest Gump and Jennie vibes. Semper Fi Tom purple heart is in the mail.
@agentmueller
@agentmueller Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@greaterpainter7996
@greaterpainter7996 Жыл бұрын
Person Of Color Blindness had me dead
@MrSpeedyAce
@MrSpeedyAce Жыл бұрын
This was a very entertaining episode! I was on the edge of my seat listening.
@kylesage2046
@kylesage2046 Жыл бұрын
Stella Barey was on an episode of Tigerbelly where she goes into some detail about her extracurricular activities, FYI
@heytoast7129
@heytoast7129 Жыл бұрын
That lady is definitely a few different types of crazy.
@Banjostring
@Banjostring Жыл бұрын
Yes! Trash Tuesday too!
@bradleyjcole2
@bradleyjcole2 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, You guys should get her on YMH or Two Bears
@johnparker2088
@johnparker2088 Жыл бұрын
The hairdo on this guy to cover the receding hairline fools no one😂😂😂😂
@cruz_BenevolentDisciple
@cruz_BenevolentDisciple Жыл бұрын
Dude when I’m driving and ask about a flashing red or yellow light I love when it’s a first timer in my car, they get sooo scared lmao!!
@loganhernandez8276
@loganhernandez8276 Жыл бұрын
having a rough day but the mommies always make it better ❤
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 Жыл бұрын
Pull them jeans up high & tight!! Hope you have a better day
@cassidybrewer
@cassidybrewer Жыл бұрын
Hope your day gets better, jeans 👖
@AJ-tb5ho
@AJ-tb5ho Жыл бұрын
A decorated veteran, NBA-caliber dunk champion, Purple Heart recipient, god bless our wounded warriors, especially Tim 🫡🇺🇸
@Michael-dv4io
@Michael-dv4io Ай бұрын
Imagine a few families developed the ability to see red from green, able to see ripe plums, apples, cherries, berries, from the ones not ripened in a leafy green environment, a small advantage that multiplied over time. Since we live in groups, it's not the biggest impact if any one individual can see it or not.
@spidermancereal
@spidermancereal Жыл бұрын
I've heard multiple versions of this guys story about the reason he got put in the hole and avoided the prison riot. The first version I heard him tell was that Jimmy the Hells Angel shot caller room mate had a corrupt guard say that he found a blade in Johnny's bunk so he would go to the hole and avoid the riot. Like the Jimmy guy did a good deed for him and had a whole story about that. And now here he said he farts in some guys face and got sent to the hole and avoided the riot. WTF? If he would lie about that I don't believe a word he says. He's a fraud 100%.
@jennerm530
@jennerm530 Жыл бұрын
Tom being color blind gives a whole new meaning to the tom or black game, because its the only way he can tell
@phaedrus1267
@phaedrus1267 Жыл бұрын
Ummm, excuse me?!?! It's "A person of color divergence"! Don't be such an ableist dischromophobe! :P
@2pacfan56
@2pacfan56 Жыл бұрын
@@phaedrus1267 you didn’t follow proto. You’re done bud
@drizzydre7102
@drizzydre7102 Жыл бұрын
​@@2pacfan56 q131qaa1q111a1QaA111aaa1a🏡a
@danielgray5185
@danielgray5185 Жыл бұрын
Toms retort to her anxiety inducing cave crawl was a comedically genius jab! Key to relationship success cP, drain em! :)
@zitofan4life
@zitofan4life Жыл бұрын
Hahaha “those spaces, like really tight spaces make me panic 🙄“
@GIJake-oo9ir
@GIJake-oo9ir Жыл бұрын
"They didnt get all of it" hope their not listening to this lmao
@matthewsilverr
@matthewsilverr Жыл бұрын
I've heard Johnny talk about his story before but there is something about Twig and Chystal talking with him about it that I truly love!!
@LKitsyK
@LKitsyK Жыл бұрын
Christine deserves an acting award for this one. I also wanna know what Chrissy D’s dad knows of this dude
@martinorozco6369
@martinorozco6369 Жыл бұрын
My favorite episode in a long time, this episode was longer and I felt like it was over way too soon
@a-manthedj13
@a-manthedj13 Жыл бұрын
Wow what a treat this episode was wasn’t expecting that!!
@thenightking6662
@thenightking6662 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best YMH in awhile this guys story had me so gripped the entire time
@brentjowers7032
@brentjowers7032 Жыл бұрын
It's a fairytale
@renojunes4445
@renojunes4445 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@M1K3W3ST
@M1K3W3ST Жыл бұрын
@@brentjowers7032 RIGHT! thank you fuck that guy
@shiiswii4136
@shiiswii4136 Жыл бұрын
​@@brentjowers7032 cope
@redbeard4576
@redbeard4576 Жыл бұрын
It’s all lies
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 Жыл бұрын
I'm taking extra long breaks so I can ingest more of your show, I love it.
@popovic011
@popovic011 Жыл бұрын
Color divergent. Man said it within a second. He really is smart
@sammischoppe6754
@sammischoppe6754 7 ай бұрын
Literally have strep right now and had me in a panic 😂😂
@LukeHotwagner
@LukeHotwagner Жыл бұрын
So happy Pig made it into frame for one of the best stories ever told to the mommies. He should be in the running for replacing Barty boy
@jakebarnum3830
@jakebarnum3830 Жыл бұрын
Just wait until they find out that Stella has an entire Tigerbelly interview 😂😂😂
@alexwilson3129
@alexwilson3129 Жыл бұрын
they had "fake cartel" guy on!!! 🤣😂
@docsgearheadgaming2503
@docsgearheadgaming2503 Жыл бұрын
"Im Harere Taw Sawk Yaw Diawk" hahahahaha 29:14 im dead
@pillarofdawn
@pillarofdawn Жыл бұрын
My friend is a corrections officer at EOCI, which is likely where Johnny served his time if it wasn't SRCI. Can confirm that some officers are on the take.
@ventureted
@ventureted Жыл бұрын
Johnny never served time anywhere. Maybe county jail. He is a fraud.
@justmeradio
@justmeradio Жыл бұрын
Your friend should stop telling you shit lmaooo
@tophercabba
@tophercabba Жыл бұрын
@@justmeradio no shit or he should keep that shit to himself his friend and him couple of gossipy genas
@pillarofdawn
@pillarofdawn Жыл бұрын
@@justmeradio He never said specifics, but he simply said that a lot more CO's are on the take than you'd imagine
@justmeradio
@justmeradio Жыл бұрын
@@pillarofdawn man’s literally said what facility, what position, and what’s going on. You can only snitch a little bit worse than this.
@SupersonicAardvark
@SupersonicAardvark Жыл бұрын
Need a new drinking game: take a shot every time the camera abruptly cuts to someone taking a sip of Liquid Death.
@SparkIeMotion
@SparkIeMotion Жыл бұрын
YES!!! THE RETURN OF THE NADAV IS GOOGLING!!! I listen to that shit mixed into my playlists all the time. Such a bop.
@georgeparker8198
@georgeparker8198 10 ай бұрын
"We need him healthy for the playoffs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gorgejung307
@gorgejung307 Жыл бұрын
Never believe anyone who goes on the internet to tell everyone they’re a criminal
@lesliecain5051
@lesliecain5051 Жыл бұрын
Scouts honor, im a single cat lady (big surprise) factory worker. You guys get me through my shifts. Wednesday is my favorite day. Thanks Jeans💕
@swat79a
@swat79a Жыл бұрын
I just googled “how many serial killers are colorblind” on a whim….. figured I’d check. My inquiry was inconclusive jeans
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын
Would've been wild as hell if there was connection!! I'm still wondering why Cleveland pumps the most serial killers in US??
@twalters6551
@twalters6551 Жыл бұрын
The Midwest sucks that's why lol
@SugarMilkbro
@SugarMilkbro Жыл бұрын
​@@WKRP187it's a fucking miserable place to live.
@inhauntedseasons
@inhauntedseasons Жыл бұрын
how many “caught” serial killers….
@elev8j10
@elev8j10 Жыл бұрын
Had a balloon knot hanging out of his balloon knot lol.
@francousmc
@francousmc Жыл бұрын
New to the podcast “month” or so just watched your live of a old episode today. Great times ! But what’s up with the cubb Christian bale behind you 😂
@samdavis456
@samdavis456 Жыл бұрын
God DAMN no wonder Scotty Pippin always seemed so tired 😭
@ATB542
@ATB542 Жыл бұрын
Tom will never know what war really is as long as Steven Seagal is here to save us
@stephenlyons5268
@stephenlyons5268 Жыл бұрын
Kudos on a great episode. So fascinating.
@harrybaggins666
@harrybaggins666 Жыл бұрын
Easily one of my favorite episodes. Great guest. Great stories. 🤘🏼
@billysimpson7300
@billysimpson7300 Жыл бұрын
The way Christina went dead inside after the opening clip was awesome.
@sekenamcmurren2217
@sekenamcmurren2217 Жыл бұрын
One of the best interviews with Johnny Mitchell on YMH! 😏
@elainaross3855
@elainaross3855 Жыл бұрын
Meow meow meow , cha cha cha cha. LOL> I love her.
@SamSquanch66
@SamSquanch66 Жыл бұрын
First time I ever watched YMH start to finish. Glad he made it through.
@Starbug2band
@Starbug2band Жыл бұрын
Saw tom live in London last night. The man is a master at his craft.
@iggyrodriguez8857
@iggyrodriguez8857 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this uy. Actually going to check out all his stuff.
@riverswan8541
@riverswan8541 Жыл бұрын
Ayyyee Johnny makin it big. I remember a week after his first ep
@supernintendochalmers6628
@supernintendochalmers6628 Жыл бұрын
@18:28 Chistina said EXACTLY what I was thinking. If he does die, that body's going to stay right where it is and so will that camera. 🤢
@mannymestrada
@mannymestrada Жыл бұрын
I just realized, the back and fourth of sharing videos between Tim and kristeeenaah. It’s reminiscent of MTV’s Bevis and Butt-Head. #classic
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