Same. My Exodia had one too, so it was practically unusable.

My Jerry beans man had a bean allergy. Had to explain to my mom why my card spontaneously combusted.

@@Todo776 That's because your a fool you see I was able to let my Jerry Bean know his not a real bean but a jelly bean so he's not destroyed by his bean allergy. WHAT! Jerry Bean attack is dropping how? Wait damn it now that he know he's made of sugar he's giving himself Diabetes!

I’m just picturing, “I SUMMON JERRY BEANS MAN IN AT- Oh sweet jesus he’s combusting!”

Don't any of you have the mystical Pen of eppy? Probably worth a look on card market.

Which is funny because this means he gave up the ability to summon his best monsters with zero sacrifices because he thought doing so was a worthy tradeoff to not fall victim to Yugi's plot nonsense powers again.

You know you're right. The joke is even better now.

It wasn’t so much DK wasn’t obaying the rules. They were. Kaiba just imposed his own for Battle City. Probably because he did not want to have to deal with DK bs ever again. He literally wrote his own rules.

@@mrbubbles6468 "Screw the Rules, I'll make my own!"

Oh my God it's my favorite whyte boi

Except when he summons multiple blue eyes on the same turn lol

@@lindt393 wasn't he possessed or near the pharaoh when he did that?

@@SairinEarthsea kaiba did this during his duel with yugi early on in the series

@@lindt393 No, he didn't. He summoned them one turn at a time and under the Japanese rules at the time there was no tribute summoning so he didn't break that rule either (they added that rule in later to make the game a lot more balanced). YGO abridged had him summon them all in one turn for humor, but he didnt do that in the original anime lol

@@preyingshark4878 I'm talking about the duel on the roof of pegasus' mansion

"I pissed on the moon"- Dr Eggman

Ha you thought the moon landing was fake. Imagine believing in the moon.

same energy as buying clothes at soup

That's gotta be my favorite part

​@@ARCtrooper65I found one

I mean that’s basically how Duelist Kingdom DID work. Also, Pharoh can’t exactly go back on the BS rules that HE invented. Kaiba gave up three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, Summoning Flute, and Monster Reborn before he adapted and made his own BS rules

It's funny that the part that Yugi objects to is not "your monster has a secret weakness to peanuts that nobody knew about until now" but was "the Lord of D talked to a dragon to make it feel ok to ride" which is WAY less bullshit

@@colmecolwag Well hang on, when did he have enough time for that. We've been watching them on the field the whole time. But we have no way of knowing Gardner's allergies. Therefore, Kaiba is a stupid doodie head, and Yugi wins!

@@tokatstorm9270 I'd also argue that by the time that Lord of D pepped up the BEWD, Big Shield Gardena would have been launched to safety! Except.... Because you have created an *infinite* number of kuribohs there is no space for the Big Shield to be launched to! He'd only be launched into the back of the kuribohs! Also launching big Shield Gardena does like no damage he's got like no attack points lol

@@colmecolwag He launched Gardna to a different position on the game mat, preventing gardna from being destroyed. Not to attack. Unfortunately, Blue eyes can fly. And thus followed Gardna to his new map position beyond his wall of kuribohs. It's all very logical stuff here.

I thought it was a Dragonball Z reference.

@@PlebNC He does it in his duel against Mako Tsunami during Season 1, using one of his monsters to destroy the (holographic) moon, on the grounds that it would change the tides of the (holographic) ocean and let him win. Season 1 kind of had a long-distance relationship with logic that way.

Didn’t destroy the moon ended up becoming an actual card too? Guess not just Yugi was proud of that one

@@prkr07 i just love how, despite yugioh having rules and stuff, that the anime just did the most baffling things all the time.

@@tezereth attack the moon yes

Yeah the first couple of seasons

Except no. The rules were clearly followed. Pegasus straight up added to them to make them batshit insane for his Tournament for his own amusement.

​@@mrbubbles6468Yugi used catapult turtle to shoot a Monster at another monster, destroying its floatation ring so it would crush the monsters standing below that couldn't run away because of swords of revealing light. You telling me Pegasus added this very specific rule to his tournament?

​@@mrbubbles6468Duel Monsters the card game wasn't a thing when the first season aired. There were no rules to follow.

Good ol’ season 1 rules: no rules

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

I feel like the most logical thing is that the sword that can destroy anything should combine with the shield that can block anything if they clash. That way they both win. The shield stopped the sword from damaging, and the sword transformed the shield, thereby destroying it but not really.

​@@ninjaguyYTactually is more simple, the just phase through each other.

​@@BlueTwinsyeah, but then the sword would hit it's target so that can't be right

basically Itachi's susanoo

If you can’t beat ‘em

@@sebastiendennis2648 join 'em

Childlike fun with world shattering mystical creatures sounds reslly fun

Infinite power vs Infinite power plus 1 moment

@@Another_El_User With infnite power, comes infinite responsibility.

Very accurate as I have a younger brother and have played a game with him just like this.

Actually, it would end the moment the older brother decides to summon Chuck Norris

Ah yes, childhood.

That's so accurate all the way to the stalemate till dinner LMAOOO ~older brother

So adorable

Not unless he rides the blue eyes white dragon!

It's actually not logically sound since an infinite wall doesn't necessarily have infinite height.

@@vijayvellaithambi3339 Wouldn't it though?

@@bencarlson4300 Not necessarily. It could be infinitely long but only like 2 meters high. Or it could be infinitely high but only about half a meter wide, in which case they could just go around. Or it could be infinitely long AND infinitely high in which case that does indeed present issues.

@@celestialtree8602 From my recollection of infinity in math, the rules are extremely loose, so it's really up to whoever forms the infinite wall of kuribohs, in which case (I would argue) makes it more likely than not that the infinite wall would be both infinitely tall AND wide since that would be most beneficial to Yugi.

Not quite out of nowhere. In the very first season, Yugi actually DID destroy the moon, or rather, he ordered his monsters to attack someone's spell card, which was a full moon. Said spell was creating a high tide on the field, buffing aquatic monsters and allowing them to hide from sight. YuGiOh season 1 was weird and full of bullshit rules.

@Blam320 yeah I love all of season 1s crazy shenanigans! I meant how it comes out of nowhere at the end of the video. Had me deceased 😂

@@blam320 Perfectly enough, it was his own Moon...like that super-weak "give ONE beast 300 ATK&DEF"-equip card...which had no business even staying on the field...

Destroying the moon, the only weakness of the freaky fish guy

Tbf, the opponent was playing hacks as well, saying things like his monsters can't be attacked because they are underwater or that the amount of space for Yugi's monster shrunk with every turn.

to be fair, that was from the first arc where the cardgame had any significant role in the plot, and do at that point there were still no real rules. also it was apparently based on a cardgame where that was actually thing that might reasonably happen i guess, dont know for sure, just heard about it.

@@not_avaliable The cardgame had loads of role in the plot. The plot of DK was Pegasus, or a Representative of his, beating Yugi at cards so the Big 5 would gave him control of the company. The Dueling was rather important.

@@Modie I mean Mako did keep summoning Fish which created tidal waves that flooded the land every turn.

this isn't Duel Monsters, this is Improv Duel Monsters, which means this is legal

While silly, it is indeed more fun.

let kaiba play pretend? they were just playing

@@gagidoo4757 chances are a lot of this stuff would have been ok in Duel Minster rules, especially before BC

@@mrbubbles6468 BC stands for Bull Crap?

I see what you did there

Nice pun

yeah but im prety sure that was one card with the actual effect of stoping a monsters attack or stoping the battle phase

Here's my like. *Now get out*

In the original yugi 0 he used a revolver to kill the defeated opponents

@@gabri-immortaleone time bro

@@gabri-immortale incorrect, yugi used a lighter to kill him (the guy was pouring whiskey, or some high proof alcohol, and yugi dropped a lit lighting on his hand. when he went to shoot yugi it set off the alcohol and burnt him...well technically he only thought it burnt him, he failed the game because he used a finger other than his trigger finger to kill yugi thus he succumbed to the shadow game)

@@tuseroni6085I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

@@zwillscoopchannel9689 it's not, it's like episode 2 or 3 of season 0, the guy was holding up a diner that anzu (tea in the dub) was working at (burger world iirc, i can't remember if miho was working there too)

How to help your dragon overcome his fear of physical contact

How to train your dragon psychiatrist edition

@@gameonya9293 *psychotherapist But yes.

Well the dragon can't hear him because of the infinite Kuribos....so....

@@rogaldorn4759 🤓

I'm sorry for your loss

@@hamishfox theyre dead. they cant respond

Pure gold!

They need Monster Reborn.

@@chasechute1491 nono theyll be reborn and wont know they made this comment, thus becoming confused and/or aggressivd

You mean Anzu is giving a "WTF are these two doing?" face

​@@ricardonb6375no, he means tea

@@2pro351 Okay, if you're a 4Kids mark

@@ricardonb6375 cope

@@ricardonb6375 cope

The way Takahashi imagined Yu-Gi-Oh was played. As a sandman oldest game and DnD fusion.

That was how I played rock paper scissors. Except it wasn't just rock paper and scissors.

I dunknow, seems pretty accurate to the pokemon esque bull-sh*t that was the rules back in the duelist kingdom arc...

This was actually close to how the very first duel to ever exist went. Blue-Eyes committed suicide because its loyalty was to Yugi's grandpa. Yugi then promptly used monster reborn on it and won.

Wow that's pretty cool for a kid

but of course, he's going to screw the rules because he has one thing that allow him to win his games... MONEY!

@@TheYarheeguy haha you fool i play the most POWERFUL CARD the *CREDIT CARD*

If Yu-Gi-Oh is anything like MTG then the card is the law no matter what the game rules say the card is the law

@@albertomeda9944 bro im dead 💀

@@Superjukes2 NOOOOO then I must play monster reborn

No one cares about your sob story

Nice to hear that you are feeling better, keep going, you can do it

I was in a similar place, I also got back into playing, if your interested legacy of the duelest let’s you play through most of the animes best duels

i'm happy u feel better now, phones

Look up ygo abridged

As someone who does play yugioh and watched it's many spinoffs... this still makes total sense.

I did both. Hate both. MtG is a better card game.

as someone who plays the game a few times a week, yea this is about accurate

@@jqobsidianthegoongod9452 I was gonna say, I think one duel in the anime legitimately comes down to "the card I have keeping you from attacking me is also the only thing keeping one of your monsters from falling on the rest of them and squishing them, because you played them too close together." I'd kind of love to see a show with actual card game strategy, sideboarding against the opponent, switching between decks every arc, and stuff like that.

@@sethb3090 don't forget after falling onto the monsters that guy somehow loses all of his life points in the process.

It would have worked even if they weren’t using holograms with the game ruleset as it was at the time in universe

Also when yugi monster attacked the moon so that the water rises

i kinda feel like pegasus had basically "If my machines think the argument makes sense they will allow it to happen."

Duelist Kingdom was written before any actual game existed, so aside from the VERY rough rules that Takahashi wrote out in the first Yugi vs Kaiba duel, it really was just made up on the fly. In the manga, some monsters have % based dodging, it's hilarious.

Ah, Season 1. The days when Duel Monsters was essentially D&D and if it would logically make sense, then it would work

*fear of physical contact

Yugi tried to beat kaiba in a battle of autism. Bad move there.

@@Speedracer6 I guess you could say he activated his trap card.

@@Speedracer6 Can you like... not use autism as an insult? This has litterally nothing to do with autism.

@@Laezar1 Autism is when Yugioh.

@@Laezar1 Snowflake

True

the only counter for the talk no jutsu meta

Wholesome 10/10

What AI did you use?

@@hudsondeweerd3910 read

@@amazehub3644 ahhhhhh. Thanks.

I love how the fear of harm coming to him from touch makes sense seeing how he was killed presumably by a monster with a physical attack

Wait he died? That sucks

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he died of Ligma

Sadly he wasn't reborn nor was he brought back to the land of infinite kuhribos

@@ForWeAreMany who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Rip Kazuki Takahashi.

It was the moment of realisation that Kaiba started to grasp heart of the cards

Lol. Best comment.

Well it is a Japanese show

But it wouldn't make sense since logically, the infinite kuribohs would still make infinite noise. Fun fact: the match would have ended when the kuribohs started screaming, since a loud enough noise can create a black hole apparently.

If I'm not mistaken an earlier portion of the manga actually does have Yami Bakura trapping people in a D&D like game and Yugi and his friends end up playing it too.

@@ChouRaiyuki that's in the show too

Heh

@@ChouRaiyuki and then Yami Yugi impaled a guys hand damn

@@digitaldritten It happens before the Death T arc which the DM anime's first episode is based on (Kaiba's kidnapping of Yugi's grandpa and loss to Exhodia); it definitely woudn't be in this show though it might have been in the Toei anime which I haven't seen personally.

Farfa did a video trying something like this. They used only vanilla monsters and made up effects based on the vanilla text on the card.

But backfired, causing Kaiba to rage quit

How else would he apply he solid strategy

Nice

Probably challenged the math teacher to a duel

​@@anthonyvillanueva5226 we all know that math is overrated when every answer is Exodia Obliterate.

Just the fact that this actually happened in the actual anime at one point shows how accurate this video is

Funnier thing is, it probably doesn't exist anymore because Yugi broke it in a previous duel

@@RickyRatte technically speaking all of the things mentioned in the vid happens at one point or another just with different cards

@@adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 I can't remember the peanut allergy episode

@@RickyRatte well there were never any-peanuts on screen at the same time lord of D was also there

Ah, so the show got worse, I see.

You wouldn't want to be sent to the shadow realm, now would you?

@@johnfsenpai exactly hahaha, it's like everyone is just horrified of ruining his fun

Well he is the King of Games. He rules over all games, doesn't mean he knows how to play

You told him. MIND CRUSH

To spoil the fun the shadow realm was just made up for the American dub. OG they just dead and in the manga….. yea you think it was a horror manga with the amount of death in it.

That is exactly the same energy 🤣

Pretty much. Now all we need is the teacher to tell one of them to play fair.

@@TKG785 the teacher's Konami

@@brunop.8745 oof

Well, they ARE kids.

I mean, to be entirely fair, you probably can’t safely traverse an arena of that size to read your opponent’s card. It’s probably faster to just declare every card’s flavor text.

@@absentcoder4552 isn't that what the screens are for? I know the giant screens of the stationary dual stations aren't a thing anymore, but the Dual Disk has a screen on it. Although, I guess it'd destroy the flow of the fight if you had to look down every ten seconds to figure out what's on the field..

@@jacobalexander4498 its for the audience.

To be fair, if they were playing like real life pro YGO players, 95% of audience wouldn't understand wtf was just happening. And the battle would end in just a minute.

@@arisa1670 not realistic, do you see how long those fuckers play irl?

They even turned it into a card, "Attack The Moon!" Is it's name

@@axis8396 And there was an homage of this event in one of the following Yu-gi-oh!

I have not forgotten that moment for all of my life since seeing it.

That's in yugioh zexal we're yuma attacks the sun.

@@jeremiahevans6346 Yup! 😋

1:24 pure gold

"What moon? There is no moon!" is my fav

@@WolverineAndSloth Same because he already destroyed it 😂

Yu Gi Oh rules are like science in psychatry/psychology, or Icelandic grammar. How do you learn it.

I was already dead when Kaiba said peanut allergy lmfao

Moon, what moon?

You might want to check out kaiba screws the rules against yugi.

That's because it was in a diffrent duel.

What do you mean? This is a legit interaction between yugi and seto, i don't recall what duel it is but it is true

even pegasus was like, too bad i made new cards that have new overpowered effects yugiboy

Kaiba had cards that were more powerful than they are in the actual game (compare Card of Demise), and Joey had insane luck. Just admit it's a Shonen show and move on.

Yugi did much less "cheating" in settings with clearer rules. the rules in Battle City allow for much less nonsense than Duelist Kingdom did.

Didn't Joey make time magician do some off the wall shit that the actually card doesn't actually do?

@@135791max “And it’ll age your harpie ladies”

You think that Duelist Kingdom is as ridiculous as the rules get, but then Virtual World and the Orichalcos show up.

@@cameronlapage7386 Dartz: “My monster’s attack power is now infinity!” Yami: “Well, my monster has attack power _beyond_ infinity!”

Pre-GX was the best Yugioh

@@JJ_R Valon: This card let's me get a suit of armor and assault a 12-year-old girl! It's also immune to traps for reasons I won't explain.

Anzu

Pure comedic peak

Lol atheist energy

he knows wtf hes doin

1:29

I love this! This makes things a lot more interesting! Makes sense too. Was this your own idea or did u get it from somewhere else?

as cool as that idea is, wasn't his memory of his life in egypt erased?

@@digitaldritten I guess. But that can be hand-waved in any number of ways. Like, he only forgot some things. Or he doesn't remember the ancient card-interactions but finds them anyway because they exist and he has a supernatural ability to win at games.

Well, that's not exactly playing in good faith, is it? Arguably he's just cheating, at the very least the game is not fair. Why take pride in winning an unfair game?

This makes sense, as every new villain who came later seemed to know card secrets or rules even Yami was unaware of which unlocked his memories throughout the series even further

“Its called cheating. Deal with it.”

Is that the fight that Kaiba won by standing on a ledge so that if he lost the Shockwave would send him plummeting to his doom, thus causing Yugi to forfeit?

@@RorikH Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba! I always dreamed this day would come.

Thank God they didn't play by the card game rules. Imagine how lame the show would have been

@@brettt141 not as lame as introducing something like Exodia in general, but also then throwing it away after it showed up once.

*a kick to the face* Wait; you cannot attack on your first turn!

@@srexzangetsu6554 "Okay."

*Little Yugi punches Kaiba in the face* Little Yugi with balled fists: You wanna go Dragon Boy?

Didn't Kaiba get so fed up with people other than him screwing the rules that he made a card game school to force people to learn the rules?

​@@davidhong1934 Yeah but it only taught them how to typecast their decks and turn their cliques into cults. And when their best student graduated he got beaten so many times he developed a masochistic kink.

Kiba "screw the ruels! I have money" Also Kiba "screw the money! I have ruels"

As any game should be

Imagination will become your power. - The other tcg

Her real name's Anzu

Ah yes another yugi shianigan😂 (Basically every MC on Yu-Gi-Oh do that to force enemy to lose with nonsense plot ARMOR)

It's because the anime follows the manga, and in the manga they use the actual card game that the real life card game is based off.

what a twist

Is somehow has the exact same vibes as the autopsy report being outdated

Plot twist: The reason Big Shield Gardna always switches to attack mode after he is attacked while in defense mode is because the front of his shield is brown...and peanuts are brown...and therefore Gardna is indirectly affected via his peanut allergy!

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Yes, it's exactly similar.

The difference is that Kaiba is the ceo/owns the game so in away HE is allowed to make up the rules.

@@shadowdahuman Illusion Industries is the one who made the game and prints all the cards for it (until GX.) Not Kaiba Corp.

@@shadowdahuman Actually it's pegasus that owns the game Kaiba just makes the hologram technology.

@@evanmontgomery3062 Actually the ancient Egyptians made the game, Pegasus just modernized it

You know, as much of a cheater as he was in season 1 (like everyone else) I think Kaiba is one of the only characters to actually follow the rules, save for a few cards that never made it into print.

I didn't see her.

@@TRafael82 her name's not Tea it's Anzu

@@ricardonb6375 in Season 0 right?

The king established a democracy and parliament so the kingdom can survive without him. My pawns impregnated a different pawn increasing the number of pawns

Oh, the amount of fun I had playing such games.

@@daraghokane4236 ok the parliment is the pawns because of the separation of church and state and the militsry cant run the government so knights towers and bishops are not counted towards winning furthermore impregnant pawns cant move or attack for 100 turns while there pregnant they need there bedrest

He makes the opposing king heir to his kingdom so when the king is defeated, the player takes the other king.

@@kellynolen498 no I have heard stories of women working while pregnant and after might harm the baby but king isn't going to care

It also used the Dub Soundtrack too with Kaiba's theme.

not as underrated as season 0 and its ost....

I remember using the Labyrinth wall card against friends and them saying they can smash through the walls because their card is stronger.

@@PKSkyler season 0 is intense. And a lot more mature than Duel Monsters.

Hahahaha i was like what with the other 10% the end makes it even better. Just 0% accuracy in this game xD

I remember that we played all the games we had in elementary school exactly like that. We just made up our own rules and it was fun. And when then someone came and knew the real rules, we still liked our own rules more. xD

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