This game is truly magical. Unfortunately, the Lord despises magic and witchcraft, so we are all going to hell.

"Primary School floor fillers" may be the greatest quote I've heard this year

At 19:43, we can admire a German class 218 diesel locomotive. Which of course means that the game designer based his game on Luther's bible translation. The King James Version has a British Rail Pacer railbus instead.

"I'm not pissing about trying to find some panda's hat when the earth is about to be destroyed." 😂😂😂

Snarky librarians! Animals disco dancing! Tigers launched from cannons! Best game EVER!

That sheep saying "I go, to the ark I go" made me spit beer from laughing.

🎶 Autumn days when the grass is jewelled And the silk inside a chestnut shell. Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled. All these things I love so well…🎶

Octavius, always the loveliest youtube personality after Tamar the Tiger.

I'm always thrilled to hear other people sing about being the lord of the dance settee. It makes me feel less mental.

I love that this game is so insane, that Octy can cover it and her take on it points out even more insane stuff than when I watched JonTrons. My favourite part is the dinosaur reaction... "myyya-that's a Dinosaur."

When you were on the bridge and the train appeared, I admit, I thought that bears brains were hanging out of its head. Then I realized it was a hat. I was actually relieved.

This is the first time I have ever heard of this game, thanks for documenting both this and the original.

I... I have questions... and I'm not sure I'm ready to hear the answers. So I think I'll just have a smol existential. Amazing stuff as always, really enjoyed this one. 🙂

Lord of The Dance Settee IS a stone cold classic (as well as the name of a great Richard Herring show)

So much here! Cute Pigs definitely sounds like some kind of...well, something deeply improper. The man emerging vertically from behind the desk to the sound of a flushing toilet is undoubtedly Skibidi Toilet Guy. "I'm not pissing about trying to find a panda's hat when the Earth's about to be destroyed." The Creature Party reminds me of the animals' techno dance club in the South Park episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". That race was...just insane. I particularly like the way the tiger dives enthusiastically into the cannon's mouth, then turns round inside and peeps out before being fired into the air. Thank you for discovering this and for forcing yourself through it for our attention!

To be honest, I don't think I would've done a much better job at making a game as a hobby. Seeing what big companies ask full price for today, games like these make me wish more people just went and made their own videogames. Say what you will, the game feels like someone cared, it feels like whoever made it had fun making it. I certainly had fun watching the video!

Marvellous stuff. I like the celebrity cameos from Lady in the Red Dress from the Matrix and some bloke from one of the Crow movies (just not the first one). Perhaps Reuben is a furry which is why he likes animals so much? Jokes on him as he gets turned into a pygmy rhino. What did Lady in Red do? She must be on God's good side as she gets that sweet hat. For a moment I thought the title music was Van Halen's JUMP and got excited. In terms of BANGING CHOONS, they missed out on "The Lord looked down from his window in the sky..." Turns out that winners DO use drugs, and go to dances in the forest. Probably got there by train driven by a bear in a hat...

I'd love to put my thoughts about this game into words. Nothing as long as an essay, just a few concise sentencens detailing my opinion of the game. But I can't. Because whatever I try, I keep coming back to that animal rave. Animal rave. ANIMAL RAVE. AAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!

This game is like, outsider art. It's just some weird shit one person made and it's fascinating as a result. One of those things where even if I don't agree with their religious views, I have to appreciate and respect them for just doing it. For making something, and not caring about how utterly bizarre the result is.

I have to move my scared kitty into a new apartment in 45 minutes and this video will help me relax! Thanks, Louis. (Kitty is watching over my shoulder, wishing she could go outside and chase real zoo animals in a race to dinner) Also, I'm really glad they got Taco Cohen to do the shaders. It really shows in the end result. The tiger has the best dance, IMO

You popped up on my front page a couple of weeks ago, and I wound up binging over half your videos across several days. I'm excited to see this new one! Your little throwaway jokes like pointing out that God is "massive" are always great.

The creator of this game is mad as a box of very high frogs. Gotta love it.

I can't believe this came out in 2007, it feels like it's been around forever.

You really made me laugh all the way through this video, didn't realise how much I needed to - thanks a lot

Turning a snarky librarian into a horse seems like a Zeus move. Zoo Race sounds like Zeus too... maybe it's a passive high from that animal rave but I think I'm on to something.

Octavius looking super cute today!

The first “Animorph-type game”.

this one is beating up a train. that famous scene from the bible when the dinosaur cast out all the trains

It's quarter to midnight, and this just appeared in my feed. Forget sleep, let's do this!

You have one of the best sense of humors!! Couldn't stop laughing at the entire video

Lovely is your superpower, Octavius! Let's start our own disco religion!

Oh oh, late 80s/90s primary school singing.... Who remembers those lovely little songbooks we all got handed in assembly? "Come and Praise" they always were a little tatty and looked like they were printed in the early 80s....

I'm in awe really. There are all kinds of Christians and I sincerely hope the person who made this is as charmingly crazy as their game. If so, I'd love to have a cup of tea spiked with mescaline and discuss the universe with them.

I do remember one school hymn about crossing the road so it's nice that the church had a road safety song.

Wow - I love all your videos but this one was truly special - I love how you treated the game and its creators with such respect, while still able to appreciate the craziness of it all!

Our majesty! Gracing us with thy royal presence this weekend eve.

21:57 Noah's son Bob, there. Absolute buoy. Great vid, Louis. The sheer delight in every pixel is inspiring. I used to watch late- and mid-night comedy shows back in the early '00s that would have killed for animation this bumptious. If I'm laughing, it's with, not at.

I love these games you review, I never see them anywhere else, and your english accent coupled with your witty remark on the games is what makes these videos even better!

Having a rough month so ive been binging Octavius videos to make me happy. And theres a new one? My lucky day! 💜🖤💜🖤💜

That game + your commentary = comedy gold on so many levels :D Loved the video to bits! :D

Loved this, laughed so much. Thanks Octavius :D

That opening cutscene feels like some straight up Brian Wysol/Hot Streets stuff. Only without a dash of irony or intended weirdness. Dude who wants his animal books talking like a toddler with a grown adult man's voice is giving me some real Mark Branski vibes.

I'm in shock that a Count Duckula plush ever existed

This game is so truly incredibly perfectly on brand for you that I legitimately thought you'd already reviewed it. Like I was CONVINCED this was a second look at this legendary title of biblical proportions. Amazing job on it!

Absolutely dying - one of your best videos, loved it

Suddenly I need an entire movie about Bethany the bear setting herself up as a parishioner at the local church as a method to get easy meals in the form of the other parishioners. I...I just need it, okay?

I get home from driving in nightmare beltway traffic to a new octavius vid!! Time to laugh that stress away ❤

You have found the funniest most incredibly weird as f**k video games I have seen !

That's such a charming, delightful piece of art.

This either sounds sad or creepy but I fall asleep listening to Octavius King. Trash games are my white noise.

Downloaded. Thank you. Honestly, I haven't had such a big smile on my face for this long, in way too long!

YES! I'm so glad you are covering this madness of a game.

Oh my god "I have ascended multiple times" so good

Thanks for a brand new, uplifting video; you may not know it but you just made me feel a bit better as seeing the daily news is very upsetting/depressing. 😮😅

Great video as always the bear driving the train was so funny

Good to see you again 🙂

Always a good day when Octavius uploads. And a silly biblical game to boot! It’s a good day.

This is incredibly… just amazing. Thanks for sharing!

This made me do so many laughs. I am so delighted you shared this. Maximum effort from the developer.

Lovely video and review Octy :D thanks mate !

I've watched enough Indiana jones to know whats going to happen when sparks start flying out of the Ark of the covenant in the Disco....

This video.. I need a drink, and to get into game development. Keep up the great work.

"Panda's hat" sounds like such a euphonism. I've no idea what for but it definitely sounds like one. Edit. Maybe it's rhyming slang.

Yep bands i fell in love with are now as vintage as say the stones were when i was a kid

Nice OCTY!!! I really miss your vids this made my day =3 I need to find your PO Box I have something for you. As for this game, that Cougar was really taking off, it just looks amazingly bad, like it looks like a game you would get high and play, and would just laugh and have fun. I may get it just for fun really. Worse part it seems is they never concluded the library story, that be sad.

"Cross over the road my friend, Ask the Lord his strength to lend ..." The traffic negotiation song. "Wherever you travel I'll be there, I'll be there ..." a song about Christ as a stalker. " I danced on a Friday when the sky turned black, its hard to dance with the Devil on your back ..." Jesus and the Devil playing piggy back. "At half past three, we go home to tea, or maybe at quarter to four, when ten pairs of feet, go running down the street and in at their own back door,. Then it's rough and tumble, rattle and noise, Mothers and Fathers, girls and boys. Baby in the carrycot, cat by the stove. A little bit of quarrelling, a lot of love." Such classics. Great video Octavius.

The creator hears you and he is listening

Love that beautiful disco scene

I love lo-fi music, dancing animals and pigs in top hats, I'm getting this now!

I legit LOL'd at the first walking animation. Was not ready for that.

See, if my 90s Catholic school experience was this bat shit bonkers I might have at least feigned interest !

I've got no problem with this God dude, he's probably pretty cool, it's just a shame his fanbase is toxic af

Thanks for the laughs!

this makes me happy

Partying with Octavius after she "dropped a couple of E" sound like an awesome time!

You unlocked some suppressed memories when you started singing.

That's the most wonderful thing I've seen all day - and I've seen half-price potato cakes!

Judging from the intro, ZOO RACE is all sorts of epic... (carries on watching vid... ) :P

If you will be my King, I will be your queen. And I am a straight man saying this LOL

The main character walks just like the protagonist of Virtual Hydlide on Sega Saturn!

Fun vid, thank you!

lmao this game is wild, im glad its free i might try it. thanks for the great video!

The devil has all the best tunes.. he seems to have all the best games too 😂

Yay just the bobbins i needed today😊

Glad your back 🤘🤙🤘

Once again dude, thanks for the video and you are amazing. Unfortunately for me, I now have no choice but to have a questionable cigarette and play this game for many hours, so thanks for giving me something to do. All the best!

Havent seen a video from you in ages. Hope you're ok

Yay! fresh vid! Me happy!

This game is the greatest fever dream of all time

It needs a Steam release because I want all my friends to know I'm playing the Zoo Race... Actually, what friends ? It also needs a remaster. Get Nightdive on this, stat. Damnit. 2:18 Yeah, thanks a ton for describing me. You didn't have to talk about me in this viseo you know ?

There's something I remember Dan Olson saying (that it turns out I was misremembering, but I'm gonna say it anyway because I still believe in the sentiment), that bad art is "novel in a way good art never can be." All of this stuff is something you would never see in a competent game studio's product, just like all the script and directorial choices in 'The Room' are things you would never see in a professional seasoned movie maker's creation, but I'm so glad they put those extremely unique ideas out into the world. Also if that panda wants their hat, I'm getting them their hat. These games have proven the importance of hats on animals

Time to watch The Holy Mountain again!

the most fever dream biblical game ever, and that's saying a lot

At first I was like "no way would I get this".. 2 mins in and I'm now building a new gaming PC.

Primary School Floor Fillers got me good.

This game has some Michelle Pamela Lyons level absurdity in it.

Now I want to play it just to hear those tasty jams! 😂

The business man who likes books about animals sounds like Sam the caveman vet from trailer park boys

Putting the Zoo in Zoomies!

Someone was definitely dropping acid when they made this