Bitch please i fucking love Reagan's jokes!

The most amazing president we ever had wish we could go back and appreciate this man the way we should of

16 yrs of greatness

he is the most elegant president

Ham actor, great politician, brilliant comedian, perfect human.

SOCIAL SECURITY WILL THRIVE!

Oh do we need him now.

Was greatest president of USA

as poor as his domestic policies might have been, Reagan surely did manage diplomacy - it wasn't him that ended the cold war, but it certainly was ended because of his presence, as much as it was Gorbachev. He would have made an excellent head of state, but unfortunately in the US that is rolled in with head of government too.

He told the best jokes and stories

Greatest President of all. My hero, and I got to meet him in San Diego in1972 when he was our Governor. Love Reagan!!!

Q. Why did Gorbachev fell out the window? A. Because he tried to Iron the Curtain

Compare that great man with what we have in the Whitehouse now. How I miss Ronald Reagan. He had good looks, good sense of humor, and good administration. America has fallen a long way since he was President. He could kid with the democrats and get a laugh out of them.

French: Adam and Eve must have been French. Only French can be so beautiful. English: Adam and Eve must have been a English. Only an English could have the honour of sharing half of apple with eachother. Russian: Adam and Eve must have been Russian. Only Russians would live naked, survive on half an apple and think they are in paradise.

Reminiscent of those Lada jokes

That first joke reminds me of Sweden. They get as little as done as possible as slowly as possible!

scp-1981 was supposed to be there, right?

classic

Попал Путин в ад. А там все плохо: котлов не хватает, черти в коррупции погрязли, сатану никто не слушает. Путин и говорит сатане: "Поставь меня управляющим, я все разрулю". Сатана дал согласие. Через восемь лет ад напал на Украину.

The one with the car is a really great one

Soviet Rent a space anyone? Was long after Reagan gone. Who was a joke Moon landing?

Capitalist joke is Carpet Carpet Carpet and Mattress Mattress Mattress. Soviets went to Space or Cosmos first .

too bad this cat ever was president.

❤ aniel larry ❤09/07/1962 71Q😊

Reagan was special....

Little did he know that in 2024, NY & California will turn into USSR.

Reagan would be rolling over in his grave seeing Trump try to turn his country into the USSR.

An American spy was sent in USSR to see how people live there. Goes into the meat store. Asks if they have any meat. - No, we don't have any meat. - 'pulls out his notebook' "Out of meat", noted. Goes into a fish store and asks if they have fish. - No, we don't. - "Out of fish". A KGB agent that was looking at this comes closer to a spy and says: - You know, if Stalin was alive we would've shoot you. - "Out of ammo", noted as well.

The Reagan late night show

What a young president

I remember the story about the manager of a Soviet shoe factory who figured out a simple way to kit his targets by only producing left hand shoes. Apparently, somewhere out there is a warehouse full of left hand shoes.

شماخجالت بکشین ازمرد هم نمیگزرین

رند ریگان شمادوران لنین

Now the GOP is enslaved to Russia.

If you tell jokes about Russia these days, the GOP gets angry and starts crying and sniveling like a bunch of communists.

Republicans deserve a president like him. What went wrong the last years.

Laughing. Anyone notice that Trump never laughs? Never been recorded laughing. Ever.

Has Biden seen these jokes?

A Russian went to a junkyard and said, "I need a hubcap for my Zhiguli." The attendant thought for a minute, and said, "okay. That sounds like a fair trade."

Unlike Biden, people laughed with him not at him

U.S President Biden, British Prime Minister Sunak and French President Macron were admiring Italian artist Michelangelo painting of Adam and Eve. After a moment Prime Minister Sunak said 'Did I ever tell you both that Adam and Eve were British?'.President Macron scoffed and said 'what on earth makes you say they were British?' 'That's easy' replied Sunak, 'Eve is sharing her Apple with Adam, and everyone knows the British are a generous people.' Macron shook his head and said 'Im sorry to disappoint you, but Adam and Eve were French'. Prime Minister Sunak threw his head back with laughter and replied 'And how do you deduce that ridiculous observation?' President Macron replied ' Because they are lovers, and everyone knows the French are the world's greatest lovers.' Prime Minister Sunak was about to reply when President Biden, who until now had remained completely silent replied, 'Im sorry to disappoint you guys but Adam and Eve where Americans.' Sunak scratched his head and Macron looked away embarrassed by Biden's statement. After a moment Prime Minister Sunak inquired of Biden 'We are eager to learn why you think Adam and Eve were American Mr Biden.' 'Oh, that's easy' said president Biden' 'They're naked and starving and still think they live in paradise'

In the 1930s in the Soviet Union, a man stands on the red square and yells "I have had it with this fucking leader with his ridiculous moustache and misguided ideology!" A policeman overhears him, promptly arrests him and brings him in front of Joseph Stalin. Stalin asks: Whom were you talking about? The man: Well, Adolph Hitler of course. Satisfied, Stalin lets the man go. As the policeman wants to go too, Stalin says: Wait a second. Who did you think he was talkin about?

Lots of goodies......

two russian tourists at Berlin custom German officer : Occupation ? No no, just tourists

Jokes on the USA, now a day's common people, working two jobs can buy a brand new car only when its 10 years old

Now imagine a universe where Rodney Dangerfield was president

Who knew that Reagan had Friar's Club roasting skills? 😆

a KGB and a CIA agent meets in a bar. The CIA one says, "despite we are on the opposite side i must admit that your country is great in doing propaganda " The KGB one says, "oh it's nothing when it comes to you people. Your country do propaganda and people believe blindly". The CIA one said "You have a wrong info, our country doesn't do any kind of propoganda".

The TV show Chernobyl had a great one: Whats as big as a house, burns 20 litres of fuel an hour, puts out a shit ton of smoke and noise and cuts an apple in into three pieces? A soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!

Muy informativo, probé lo que te conté y fue alucinante verla retorcerse de placer y lista para hacer cualquier cosa. Todo comenzó cuando aprendí a aguantar al menos 30 minutos go’ogleando Para Siempre de Elirio Gabuedo y ahora ella es la que siempre me está rogando para más.