0:44 BOI LENIN IS STRAIGHT UP SAYING BOI TO THE CROWD LOL

best president ever

These jokes are genuinely funny. I wish I were alive when Reagan was in office.

Jesus this guy is the type of pres we all need

The second joke reminds me of one. Soviet workers would say, they pretend to pay us, we pretend to work.

I will say 2 positive things about Reagan: he was a master in communication, and had great sense of humor

It's funny because it's true.

God bless Ronald Reagan. I can't even imagine how he would turn around in his grave seeing America today. Boy do we need him now!

Those were the days! It was always great to watch his speeches, as we felt that we had a real leader. A lot of people hated him, but I loved him. First Republican that I ever voted for. Check out the youtube video of Reagan introducing Jayne Mansfield back before he was President! Also recall that Ronnie admonished Interior Secretary James Watt who had banned the Beach Boys from a July 4th concert in DC.

Great speaker,wonderful humour!!💯🌟

I LOVE this one!

The best ever.

The Americans had been preparing a super spy for a very long time to send him to Russia. His legend was worked out just brilliantly. They spent $ 10 million on training, he perfectly mastered dialect of the region where he was supposed to work. And now, on a dark night he was thrown from a plane in a dense forest. The spy landed, buried a parachute and began to make his way to the nearest village. Early in the morning he’s in ear-flapped hat, a tattered "vatnik"-jacket, with bottle of moonshine in his pocket, with a three-day stubble, puffing "Belomor" he went to the village and knocked in the hut. An old grandmother came to on knock. - Mother, please give me some water to drink. - But you.... son, you isn't SPY ? - And why did you, mother, decide so? - But, we at home here, in the country near Ryazan, aaa, didn't see blacks never in our’s life ......

The first one is Gold

I wish we could have more presidents like this

Thanks everyone for all the love

LOL B 9... you sunk his... banana boat

i love reagan.

Reagan is awesome.

Fantasttic

Reagan was the man and he's what we need today to fix the mess that Klinton and Fwank got us into.

I've got a good feeling about this Reagan fellow

Hahahaha! Renegan for Pres... Oh wait, he was a president. man those jokes are great, I really liked both jokes! Greetings from Mexico!

Reagan fucking rocks

For eternity ...

@Chris6134 excellent idea. And we only need one boat, if they wont all fit we can put them in a blinder

In Soviet Russia, potatoes pile you.

Love President Reagan!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☘️🕊️

I feel literally ill now

Ghats alright there are no potatos

there is this old Polish joke - a farmer (peasant) is harvesting in his field when his son runs to him - the son exclaims: 'Father, the Russians flew to the moon!!!' the farmer asks: 'All of them'? 'No' 'So why are you wasting my time?'

These jokes though funny are insulting to the Communists, Russians, Cubans, Atheists. Reagan's voice is so melodic!

i miss him

Lol...I randomly just ask my mom if she liked Ronald Reagan...she said yes...

oh wow. at 0:36 the thing that was show is from my country when it broke free of soviet union :0

King

Amen

The Greatest President Ever. He did so much good despite having a hostile Congress & a leftist media constantly opposing him. Imagine how much more he could have done if he had had talk radio, Fox News, & conservative blogs on his side!

Just to let you all know, there's a new iphone/ipad app for Ronald Reagan. It's a daily quote app.

I'm glad my middle name is Reagan.

Imagine Joe Biden telling this joke there would be 15 ad breaks

I like Ronald Reagon's jokes.

@jimmmmie yeah, we'd probably be all living in a hole in the ground. Greatest man ever! But I really did like his jokes! :)

One of the few areas where Reaganomists claim success without embarrassment is taxation. In the first place, the famous "tax cut" of 1981 did not cut taxes at all. It's true that tax rates for higher-income brackets were cut; but for the average person, taxes rose, rather than declined. The reason is that, on the whole, the cut in income tax rates was more than offset by two forms of tax increase.

@andro69 you're exactly right it's always like that, like the French and British in particular. Britain hasn't been invaded but we had to come to their rescue in both world wars.

PEANUTS POPCORN CRACKER JACKS!

The stink seems to be rather stronger on one side of the isle...the left side.

You're right, he spoke of Poland often, and was an enthusiastic supporter. Too bad that some on our side still don't get it. Poland may turn out be our last "true" friend, even though it feels like they've been neglected by us. Poland should offer us Americans an opportunity to live and work there during the current siege by our Socialist usurper, I'd go. LOL Za wolność Naszą i Waszą

The New Party, formed by members of the Democratic Socialists for America and leaders of an offshoot of the Community Party USA, was an electoral alliance that worked alongside the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN. The New Party’s aim was to help elect politicians to office who espouse its policies.

right on saint27573 it's true.God Bless America!

...It's presidents like this that made me wish I could have voted for him

MrFamous, see my comment above. You missed a lot, but it's good that you appreciate what you missed. As good as the jokes are, Reagan had a great empathy for those who were oppressed, and hated the tyranny of communism because of how it held people down in the name of "equality." (Yes, all are equal... in poverty... except, of course, the exalted bureaucrats.) Intelligent young people like you are the key to America's future. It's now up to you and me to help keep Reagan's spirit alive.

Such a nice jokes about potatoes! WOW P.S. I am russian :)

@ComradeMorshu Aren't Molotovs...those things in Left 4 Dead?!?

Very good! Best presidente ever.

It's ashame you weren't. He was a strong, yet humble leader who had a great appreciation for the the average, hard working American. He loved our country and respected people's desire to be free to determine their own course in life. Rather than using government to aggrandize himself or to buy the loyalties of voters, he limited government to get it out of our lives. Less government equalled more liberty, a better economy and more opportunity for all. Mr. President, you're loved and missed.

somebody must translate all Reigan's jokes to russian!

funny guy.

1: When most citizens are armed, as they were in the Wild West, crime doesn’t cease. The criminals get better. 2: Obamacare: the average American has a lot to gain and little to lose, while those making more, including larger firms and consequently their employees, may notice negative financial effects. However, all Americans will benefit from the additional protections and rights in regards to their healthcare.

@thehelloman0rs and democracy too.

Does anyone else think the illuminati killed him? We need more men like him, Ron Paul 2012!!!

@Chris6134 Thank you Chris

I wish politicians today could either do their job or tell jokes like these. Reagan could do both.

Damm! I Miss President Reagan! He was our Greatest! Should have been made ,Ceaser! GOD BLESS, HIS SOUL!

If Zombie Reagan runs in November, will he tell jokes about the living?

that conclusion should've came to you earlier.

LOOOOL

Howdy! That's why, He's the only one, I'd want for Ceaser! Reagan was a Good Man & a Great President!. Have a Good One!

I've listed several. Just because you can't read doesn't mean I didn't list them.

@Nihilotec there were an atheistic country, by definition not by what people think it means, it only means that they do not have a declared religion. and by the way there were once one country, and that is what reagan and i were refereeing to

I think that might be the crack taking affect, that you're feeling.

what a great president!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@WotTehPhok Yes. Well, he is right in a way, stopping that type of government was needed to preserve the current system, which is based on money.

Listen, if you do or don't want healthcare, I really could care less. I live in a country, which does have a government health care program. Too bad you don't want to see the benefits from a health care program.

we need to attempt to clone him so he can attempt to get America back on track

@Chris6134 Hell yes! ^_^

Reagan was a president for whom "yes" meant "yes" and "no" meant "no". Not like those nowadays politicians, who sell empty speaches, and who build their IMAGE, not the real PERSONALOITY (like prime minister and president in poland; I think Obama is also such a kind of "product"). Greetings from Poland.

Ronald Reagen is funny!

@ToaJoe Reagan was not stupid and all of those things that I claimed Reagan did - were planned and they happened - according to his plan. The Soviet Union was at it's absolute peak of power and influence as Reagan came into office and would have enslaved millions of more people had not someone stood up to them. Reagan was a good poker player and his gambit worked.

Ronaldas Maximus

the cuban was funny

@Russiarules1 yeah! Reagan wa sthe best ever! Greetings from Brazil!

@davedavedaveannoy1 yeah it didnt go the way they palnned lol...

3: As far as local crime: Chicago and Detroit...take a look at your local constituents, who made the mess in the first place. 4: Yes, he has violated the constitution more than just twice.

They are NOT the same! One party is liberal the other is watered-down liberal

@ToaJoe It was YOUR line. And I have.

@kowalczykjanek100 however, it is speculated, that he was not in control of the country, due to his problems with health

All the international statistics show that counties with fewer guns and strict controls have far fewer gun related homicides. It is common sense that lethal weapons are lethal . Less availability will save lives. The number of deaths per year in the United States exceeds 10,000. This is the highest number of gun-related deaths in the world. Gun control would drastically change those figures even if it was just increasing background checks and banning additional assault attachments. I

@olvoro11 Yes, in their cameras ^_^ No where else

@kowalczykjanek100 Beautiful and 100% correct. Great post

he wouldnt have accepted the power

@phoenixbornagain I know, you'll notice my last post before this.

@kowalczykjanek100 Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot...

god punished reagan with alzheimers

@LordWellington15 Yeah you're probably right, but still Ron Paul for president :D

@ToaJoe Stanley Jaki - Benedictine priest and Distinguished Professor of Physics at Seton Hall University, New Jersey. Won a Templeton Prize and advocates the idea modern science could only have arisen in a Christian society. Charles Hard Townes - Nobel Prize in Physics. Wrote The Convergence of Science and Religion. Max Planck - Nobel Prize in Physics - considered the founder of Quantum mechanics. Observant Lutheran elder, stated that both religion and science require a belief in God.

You're the greatest cause for Americans like me to finish my education to better the world as a whole so that those kinds of cynical lies won't be spread just because you live in misery.

@wnxsilence No, he kicked ass. Chuck norris honers him

@0dragonice0 Oh, I just never heard of him

@Chris6134 Be well dear friend