Neil Breen's Cade the tortured crossing Is So Corrupt & Immoral It Betrays The Public's Trust

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Күн бұрын

The new Neil Breen movie 'Cade the tortured crossing' can't help you out of this one. If you enjoy green screens, but aren't concerned with literally anything else, then you'll still hate this movie. How could he have done this? I can't believe he made this movie. I can not believe he made this movie. How could he have done this? How could he have made this movie?
#neilbreen #worstmovies #sobaditsgood
0:00 Introduction
0:22 The patients
4:32 The police
6:58 The doctors
8:44 The breen
14:27 The truth

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@SpaceIce 3 ай бұрын

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@Kauffy901 3 ай бұрын

The best value in Patreon history!

@TimTimmay 3 ай бұрын

I really hope this *Neal Breen Movie* was part of *MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION or SPECIAL OLYMPICS*

@ptolemeeselenion1542 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is basically James Gunn with no budget, no shady connections, no Hollywood Gepetto Ring friends, no antecedants of problematic tweets and corn filmography, no gut and no balding issues. He's just one scandal away from bossing up all of Marvel and of Warner/DC while not being the CEO of the company at all.

@butterthembiscuits4883 3 ай бұрын

Do we really have too?

@kutter_ttl6786 3 ай бұрын

@@butterthembiscuits4883Yes

@goingoutonmyshield2811 3 ай бұрын

My mind is having a hard time believing that this movie actually exists

@blaxpoitation8528 3 ай бұрын

The production, acting, and dialogue of this movies are so insanely mediocre, I don't know if I'm supposed to find this disturbing, or funny as hell. This makes my head hurt.

@thegrayboxzero 3 ай бұрын

@@blaxpoitation8528 i don't think you understand what mediocre acting is. this is not acting. they are just saying random phrases out loud.

@pointenone 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen was a a combination of Nolan and Spielberg

@paulmolive1821 3 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing when I was watching it.

@CheebsCheeby 3 ай бұрын

This is blasphemy.

@terpdx 3 ай бұрын

I love that he lives in a huge castle but makes them sleep on the floor at the bottom of the stairs. Top-notch hospitality.

@germaxicus6670 3 ай бұрын

Peasants sleep on the floor 😂

@billypribbo9668 3 ай бұрын

You only get so many free photos with Shutterstock

@IwatchTubiTrash 3 ай бұрын

He actually offered them rooms, but they chose to sleep there.

@Apanblod 3 ай бұрын

You can't piss on hospitalily. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!

@darabennett4316 3 ай бұрын

I thought the exact thing.

@afrostigmeister 3 ай бұрын

Breen v Seagal : 1. Breen has real hair 2. Breen's black jacket actually fits 3. Breen actually walked up the stairs 4. Breen DOES HIS OWN STUNTS!!

@sharpfalcon6196 3 ай бұрын

Even Hong Kong films did #4. Space Ice, if you're reading this, you need to cover the Girls with Guns craze of the late 1980s to the early 1990s.

@TheStarclipse 3 ай бұрын

Also Breen's movies are actually shown in theaters

@KageNoTora74 2 ай бұрын

I suspect Breen also does his own effects and editing.

@grenvenplays 2 ай бұрын

@@KageNoTora74I also suspect hes playing all the role himself

@JimmyJojoshabadoo 2 ай бұрын

5. Breen wears a suit to important affairs and associations while Segal says, "F**k it I can wear the same thing like a cartoon."

@PrimitiveDSP 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen has an exceptional ability to make all the clothes he wears to appear as though they are still on the hanger.

@TekkamanBiker 2 ай бұрын

😂

@thepubknight6144 Ай бұрын

My first introduction into Neil was his infamous "Jim!" And "I can't believe you committed suicide" scenes 😂😂😂 Ahh Neil Breen how you brought me such laughter

@SpiKSpaN-ei6zq Ай бұрын

😂😂

@chadwickerman Ай бұрын

Would you rather he went back to more nude scenes like in his first few movies?

@iyot1020 3 ай бұрын

neil breen production budget. 5% movie making 95% cocaine

@kevinforslund52 3 ай бұрын

haha

@VampirusX 3 ай бұрын

Ask him how high he is! Answer: His height

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 3 ай бұрын

"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”

@txtamaman 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@grenvenplays 2 ай бұрын

From a total of $300 budget lol

@therealblackshop 3 ай бұрын

Gotta admire Breen. Give him $150 and a green screen & he’ll spin up a 90 min movie no probs 😂

@Apanblod 3 ай бұрын

"A" 90 minute movie? 🤨 You underestimate him!

@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын

How'd he pay the, erm, actors? "You can put it on your resume."

@maccheese8379 3 ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 he give them the green or the breen

@jacksmith-mu3ee 3 ай бұрын

With 149$ to spare

@cataclysm7256 3 ай бұрын

I thought you were exaggerating... I never should've doubted Neil fucking Breen.

@lordofleaves 2 ай бұрын

The fact that he always has a twin brother so he can have even more screentime is hilarious.

@ShitterMcGavin 3 ай бұрын

It's just a hunch, but something tells me that Neil Breen ingests copious amounts of medical grade PCP on a regular basis.

@brookehansen6973 2 ай бұрын

4:20 in and I already agree with you. I hope he shares with the crew

@r_aguilar68 Ай бұрын

Not a hunch, your absolutely right.

@Bellpipe41 Ай бұрын

If he doesn’t, then it’s even more terrifying.

@cjwhite9994 Ай бұрын

@@brookehansen6973😮😮😮😮😅

@chadwickerman Ай бұрын

No he doesn't. Some people just are wired differently and think of different things. It doesn't mean he uses drugs.

@obombomattatetrahondamog1461 3 ай бұрын

There is no way he isn't doing this on purpose at this point, Breen is a megamind of genius.

@JasonHauser125 3 ай бұрын

I think Birdemic is the same. They KNOW it is ungodly bad, they know they can't do better than ungodly bad, and by God, their ungodly bad films get them attention, so they double down on it.

@azynkron 3 ай бұрын

I am 100% sure he's so shit at making movies he really doesn't understand how shit he is. As John Cleese said, he's exactly missing the skill for knowing that his missing the skill.

@JohnyPaprikas 3 ай бұрын

Nope, birdemic is completely different, it's over the top on purpose, while our boy breen is genuinely doing his best (worst) here thinking he's a grand director. Which he is, but, you know..

@dragons_red 3 ай бұрын

Yes, this is why Breen's stuff is hilarious and Birdemic is not. You need that "tried so hard and believe it's good" to make a bad movie a GOOD bad movie.

@hectoraccented5312 3 ай бұрын

I disagree, the first Birdemic was genuine, actors of the movie attest to that, the sequels were not

@tahustvedt 3 ай бұрын

The special effects make the whole thing look like a 90's point and click game.

@JimmyJojoshabadoo 3 ай бұрын

That you get in a cereal box...

@janambro8919 3 ай бұрын

@@JimmyJojoshabadoo *off brand cereal box.

@skycatcher5483 3 ай бұрын

That's being very unfair to 90s point and click games!

@GamesFromSpace 3 ай бұрын

Those were usually very creative, and had proper perspective.

@augmented2nd666 3 ай бұрын

Myst

@Lerithan 2 ай бұрын

I was able to see this in a theater when it was making the indie circuit, and the place was PACKED. Watching a movie with 400 other Breen fans was legit an amazing experience. We all struggled through it together.

@epicgravyfilms 2 ай бұрын

Being through such a traumatic experience together can be bonding.

@TomJacobW Ай бұрын

Ah, Stockholm Movie Theatre, I see!

@AlguienDeAzeroth 3 ай бұрын

Press "O" to enter the house. Press "X" to steal the car.

@dengisten-speer6659 3 ай бұрын

Really a shame that Breen decided to stick with a greenscreen now. Seeing him hiking through Nevada was awesome.

@neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ай бұрын

"I agree with that"

@tacticalbutler1556 3 ай бұрын

Wait, there was greensreen in this?

@nonope1715 3 ай бұрын

It is indeed expertly done but the eagle eyed viewer can still spot the green screen shots

@j.d.4697 3 ай бұрын

Not everyone can afford reality...

@mrdaym 2 ай бұрын

It truly was a masterpiece, I especially enjoyed the real tiger, yes a real tiger. It was a real tiger. But picking a BEST Breen movie is almost impossible. They all make you ponder reality.

@docc19 3 ай бұрын

Breen makes Tommy Wiseau look like Martin Scorsese

@4saken404 3 ай бұрын

Breen makes Uwe Boll look like Francis Ford Coppola.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 3 ай бұрын

@4saken404 Don't go Bollistic now ...

@MarquisDeSang 3 ай бұрын

Breen makes Steven Seagal look like a martial art specialist.

@JimmyJojoshabadoo 2 ай бұрын

This movie makes Troll 2 a cinematic masterpiece

@mrbecker7628 2 ай бұрын

😂

@Ainz_al_Ghul 3 ай бұрын

This movie actually won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award" at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival of 2023.

@JimmyJojoshabadoo 3 ай бұрын

That's it...film isn't an appreciated art anymore.

@bethanyh1637 2 ай бұрын

Oh shit... It's true.

@coling3957 2 ай бұрын

Whaaaat? 😂

@grumblesa10 Ай бұрын

What was the competition?

@windflare1637 Ай бұрын

@@grumblesa10 Belly of The Birds, Code of Horray, Shadowguy, etc

@Spikemonkey80 3 ай бұрын

This whole movie looks like an upscaled Sierra Police Quest game.

@howtointernetanything2159 2 ай бұрын

Core memory, unlocked. Sierra, had the best games. 😊

@inisipisTV 3 ай бұрын

The person who introduce Neil Breen to basic AfterEffects should be given a Noble Prize.

@RomanesEuntDomus. 3 ай бұрын

Uh... Don't you mean a NOBEL prize???

@Bigedub101 3 ай бұрын

@@RomanesEuntDomus.No he meant NOBLE.

@dumebiafran1180 3 ай бұрын

I remember him using Fusion not after effects 😅

@billypribbo9668 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen uses Windows Movie Maker, AfterEffects is for fucking cheats

@swanclipper 3 ай бұрын

introduced? introduces? which one?

@DH-xh3pg 3 ай бұрын

I watched Cade the Tortured Crossing in a jam packed theater in Pennsylvania back in September. It was one of the most surreal experiences I’ve ever had in my life. 96 minutes of pure, howling laughter from all of us. After awhile it felt like I was hanging around in some kind of psych ward. I will never forget that day. Thank you, Mr. Breen. We will never forget it! 😂 👍🏻 🍿

@danielwilliams7562 3 ай бұрын

I was sorely tempted to see a screening. Wish I did

@lodxmas 3 ай бұрын

Wait, this was released in theaters?

@onepiece666 3 ай бұрын

Now we truly know how he keeps on making these movies. People like you DO PAY to laugh at the shit he comes up with

@613harbinger316 3 ай бұрын

Supply and Demand at its most basic and truthful level. I approve!

@skylined5534 3 ай бұрын

Damn it! I'd have loved to gone to that schit show 😂

@smirkingdevil 2 ай бұрын

Green screen? The movie looked great! I downloaded it, transferred it to a VHS tape and watched it on my 1990s RCA TV. I felt like I was part of the movie!

@KasumiRINA 3 ай бұрын

Why the F did they greenscreen an empty street, a parking lot, and an abandoned building? Did cops just outright stop Breen from filming in public places, but some of these are deserted so why not actually bring actors there?

@Le_Stadt 3 ай бұрын

Transport uses gas. Totally not in breens budget.

@tomclemens5345 3 ай бұрын

Because he can! He’s Neil Breen! He’s a real director, with a green screen and everything! Also, getting permits is such a hassle.

@EccentricWolven23 3 ай бұрын

Breen is in his seventies, tbf. This is a lot less physically demanding.

@Silenced23 3 ай бұрын

I feel like Neil got excited to use his new graphics addon for his movie maker application on his computer. He probably wanted to use it as much as possible after using a KZfaq tutorial on how to use it.

@purrgundy 2 ай бұрын

I think it must be for audio and lighting purposes. He can just install two lightboxes and a microphone and call it a day, as long as the green screen is evenly lit. And who has time to care about light or audio engineering anyway 🤷‍♀️ Must be one of those really useless movie-making jobs like screenwriter, script, director of photography, costume designer, SFX artist, etc.

@RevTim70 3 ай бұрын

Why do I feel like Space Ices interpretation of this movie makes more sense than the actual movie.

@tdylan 3 ай бұрын

One of the craziest things to me is that I've never watched a Neil Breen movie but I know enough about them that Space Ice could completely bastardize the "plot" and I wouldn't be able to argue that it wasn't what happened.

@ayara8157 3 ай бұрын

😂

@planescaped 3 ай бұрын

His explanation of I am Here Now's plot is legitimately the most coherent one I have ever seen. At least I think that was the movie, lol.

@smilingearth5181 3 ай бұрын

@@planescaped When it comes to Breen movies, the best thing to do is say "fuck it" and break it down by character

@varioushardcore 3 ай бұрын

I was thinking everyone receives a different version with scenes in different order /scrambled with maybe just one of us getting something somewhat coherent.. I knew we'd have to look back to Twisted Pair for the true answer as it seemed we were in different realities sewn together in CADE. Definitely corrupt. Fiendish. No wonder Mensa wants him. I hear he hasn't even been to the hospital yet. Just the sound editing issues alone made me think he wasn't even trying with this one.

@Apanblod 3 ай бұрын

I miss the days when Breen was just a regular, everyday interdimensional super-hacker hellbent on fighting evil presidents of the bank. 😪

@eyalstern8082 3 ай бұрын

This was in Wikipedia: “In February 2023, the film won the awards for "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival.” Also got a 7.1 score at IMDB, what the hell?

@RandomGuy-qc8ml 2 күн бұрын

better than phase 4 mcu

@apexone5502 3 ай бұрын

I like how everyone speaking outside in the field has that indoor, sounds bouncing off the walls, echo effect on their voices.

@MikeS-um1nm Ай бұрын

You hear that too? Good catch!

@ToadstedCroaks 3 ай бұрын

I've never seen so much Breen Screen used in one film before. Masterpiece.

@DavideDavini 3 ай бұрын

I had to scroll down a lot to read your comment but it was worth it. Mate, you won the Internet today. Bravo. Cheers.

@vibeslide 3 ай бұрын

Breen Screen. I'm dying 😂

@aa11ct9 3 ай бұрын

only the breen machine

@DavideDavini 3 ай бұрын

@@aa11ct9 lean mean, breen machine.

@nonope1715 3 ай бұрын

Breenius.

@stevephillips7264 3 ай бұрын

Breen needs to be protected at all costs , so that he can continue this madness

@edgabrielocay3376 3 ай бұрын

i agree

@valeriacaissa4552 3 ай бұрын

I also agree!

@chincrise 2 ай бұрын

Ooooooo yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!

@bmo14lax 2 ай бұрын

4:12 is when I officially lost it. I'm laughing so hard over here.

@afterburner2869 2 ай бұрын

This entire movie was shot in the same room!

@theworstactionhero9186 3 ай бұрын

This is just one of my horrible mushroom trips.

@smilingearth5181 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is that one kid in class who always thought he was smarter than the teacher

@SneedBass 3 ай бұрын

Not just the teacher, Neil thought he was the smartest kid in the school

@eduardodiaz9942 3 ай бұрын

He always plays some sort of messianic archetype in his movies, that should tell you something

@chadwickerman 3 ай бұрын

seeing how he's made a lot of money as an architect and can now spend his time and money making art project movies, he probably is smarter than the teacher.

@marcuswalters8093 3 ай бұрын

4:23 the fuck is going on

@smilingearth5181 3 ай бұрын

@@chadwickerman He's living proof that being intelligent doesn't make you good at something xD

@valdivia1234567 3 ай бұрын

Space Ice and Neil Breen. Nothing else needs to be said.

@Mr.Bones1983 3 ай бұрын

Steven Segal.

@marcusdietrich1181 3 ай бұрын

Uhm, no? Add some context...

@tgg1765 3 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal enters the room

@nomadic98 3 ай бұрын

Fu*k it, let's roll with it.

@MrJedroi258 3 ай бұрын

Rób Schneider

@ChkthDeats 3 ай бұрын

"being so blitzed, he doesn't realize he's still parked while steering like a lunatic" made me choke on my lunch.

@jmcclain8237 3 ай бұрын

These Breen budgets keep going up, yet the scripts keep getting worse. How has Disney not brought him in yet?

@patrickreynolds5463 3 ай бұрын

He's probably lost less money from his movies than disney and warner have recently, so financially he's ahead 😂😂😂

@nicktrueman224 3 ай бұрын

Good point, in a way hi work is far better at entertaining without the let down.

@SurrealParkour 3 ай бұрын

Because the budget was 5 dollars, blowjobs for set location rentals, borrowing product placement from local dollar shops and Costumes were taken from cadavers arriving at the local mortuary.

@davidknightx 2 ай бұрын

You're definitely a glass half full kinda guy.

@xXluluchanelXx 2 ай бұрын

he has his money from real estate apparently so I am sure he has way too much still

@patrickreynolds5463 2 ай бұрын

@@xXluluchanelXx So does Disney with its theme parks!

@MadWorld75 3 ай бұрын

What Breen can do with a 50 dollar budget is amazing classic.

@smilingearth5181 3 ай бұрын

What's even better is he has $49.99 to spare afterwards

@kostastube2010 3 ай бұрын

The special effects are better than She-Hulk.

@Hammern28 3 ай бұрын

@@smilingearth5181.... 99999999999999999.

@lordmegawin1.5superultrame85 2 ай бұрын

This man discovered and takes a brand new drug and refuses to share with anyone

@martinrenzhofer8241 3 ай бұрын

The extended scream at being stuck with the sword was killer.

@Mayelito7 3 ай бұрын

“and also Steven Seagal… F that guy…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@isaakhyde8327 3 ай бұрын

We got there 😂 I was nervous for a sec. Or a minute. Or all minutes leading up to the last second save.

@richardhart9204 3 ай бұрын

… indeed!

@adlibbed2138 3 ай бұрын

bro despises Seagal so much like I am still having vendetta against Chuunibyou, Inou Battle, Oshi No Ko & Yumemiru Danshi English dubs

@PahadiSher 3 ай бұрын

@adlibbed2138 Why Chunibiyo, if I may ask?

@txtamaman 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@StoneysWorkshop 3 ай бұрын

i love that he has never advanced past 1995 fmv technology

@turdferguson2 3 ай бұрын

This whole movie reminds me of Wing Commander 3 cutscenes

@CharlieFoxtrot 2 ай бұрын

Resident Evil came out in 1996 and the sets and uniforms looks better than this, but the acting is about the same haha

@themercerguy 2 ай бұрын

There are a couple of drone shots that, except for the moire, aren't too bad, but they could just be stock videos.

@Kris.G Ай бұрын

He's clearly regressing

@Atlink 2 ай бұрын

Holy shit I am fucking rolling at this commentary. "Five minutes and four countries later, he arrives and hauls ass inside" Jesus I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

@ICEnovaTI 2 ай бұрын

You get it! YESSSS 😂😂😂 That’s why I love these videos. Great ab workout and dopamine drip af. 🙌🏻

@ddenozor 3 ай бұрын

I feel bad for the amateur actors and actresses who signed up for the movie in hopes of catching the eyes of some producer or at least earn some money.

@dood1e678 2 ай бұрын

People say he pays well. Also, I like to think that some people just enjoy acting and are aware that they're not particularly good at it. So they're probably happy to get paid for doing what they like.

@richrodgers9961 Ай бұрын

People make things difficult. So does finding locations and moving and operating equipment. He does less of those things all the time. CGI Breen is much less interesting to me. He’s just sitting at an old PC making up a silly story.

@oliverwilliam6931 Күн бұрын

No they're in this movie for money

@TheGuruStud 3 ай бұрын

I'm convinced every "actor" is an addict and will do anything for their next fix. Addiction is amazing.

@ivanivanovichrasputin3098 3 ай бұрын

I think you hit the nail on the head. I was wondering what self-respecting person would ever subject themselves to this kind of torture.

@travistolsma7074 3 ай бұрын

Has to be some sort of exploitation scheme. No aspiring actor would ever touch something like this, instant way to get blacklisted from future films.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 3 ай бұрын

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”

@FaceFamous 3 ай бұрын

This man won Best Fantasy and People's Choice awards last year😂😂😂..how the hell did that happen??

@mrbeefy604 3 ай бұрын

They're just breens customers and all of them owe money, the reason for the new cast addition randomly was he spotted an 8th and never paid up.. that's like, 30 dollars bro, he needs that shit

@hazzamataz92 3 ай бұрын

I can't get over the two doctors both being directors of the facility and being names Megan Burns and Megan Curts. How hard was it to think of two different names

@Frothenbath1 3 ай бұрын

That decision alone cut the "doctor naming" budget in half! That's just one of the genius aspects of Neil Breen!

@neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ай бұрын

people sometimes have the same name, it happens, of all the things to complain about this is not a genuine or valid criticism, matter of fact it adds to the realism

@bluevioletandlilac 3 ай бұрын

He was going for a Heathers thing.

@bartbuckel6714 3 ай бұрын

The end of this...just pure, absolute gold. Thank you Space Ice.

@danw4490 3 ай бұрын

This movie has the best effects I've ever seen.

@MREJ555 3 ай бұрын

The question that always pops in my mind when I see Breens stuff is how in the HELL does he convince these people to be in this stuff!

@conradhauser17 3 ай бұрын

Cocaine

@epicgravyfilms 3 ай бұрын

Apparently he pays them standard rate, and there are no shortage of actors willing to work.

@FaceFamous 3 ай бұрын

Not to mention he said he gets his people through Craigslist as well

@tvrzber 3 ай бұрын

@@epicgravyfilms Actors? What actors?

@df71091 3 ай бұрын

I bet its kikda funny to see the aftermath

@T0tenkampf 3 ай бұрын

the fact that this dude still takes himself seriously is amazing

@DeadPixel1105 3 ай бұрын

Eh, I'm not so sure he's serious. I kind of think he's a massive troll that puts even Andy Kaufman to shame.

@unluckygamer692 3 ай бұрын

@@DeadPixel1105 I think he was at first, this new stuff is hard to believe though. Pretty sure he's just having a laugh now

@s3.14dervision 2 ай бұрын

Have you seen his website? It's epic!!

@TomO-jv7jb 2 ай бұрын

@@unluckygamer692 Agreed. By this point he understands what he's known for and just goes with it. Unlike Seagal he actually has some self awareness.

@drewmcgrath2450 2 ай бұрын

That tiger was next level.

@aristotlekumpis7095 3 ай бұрын

This has to be THE worst production I have ever seen. I've seen kids after school programs that are far better looking than this. Wow.

@user-fb5ns8vq2t 3 ай бұрын

This is a masterpiece. I mean, there’s no way a person could have done a movie so badly. Even if I tried hard I don’t think I’ll get anywhere near this level.

@greghenrikson952 3 ай бұрын

This plot is so insane it almost becomes brilliant. It's like a heavily modded video game where the player just starts doing random nonsense, but the underlying story continues forward regardless.

@Happy357mag 3 ай бұрын

Fallout 4🤣🤣🤣

@damienwilloughby 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@flozilla910 3 ай бұрын

yeah. As if the story automatically makes progress after completing any quest instead of the storyquest. But all he does is some weird sidequest off at a random farm

@curtisofentse1368 3 ай бұрын

😅😅

@velvethamster9809 3 ай бұрын

Disappointed didn’t get to see any abused laptops in his new movie :(

@deathsyth8888 2 ай бұрын

That will be in the extended deluxe cut of the film for an extra $9.99

@sharpfalcon6196 2 ай бұрын

His broken laptops didn't make it into the final cut.

@ellerysmusic 2 ай бұрын

At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard

@ellerysmusic 2 ай бұрын

At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard

@richrodgers9961 Ай бұрын

His new “cgi” movies aren’t even very fun to laugh at. They’re just lazy.

@FrancoisHanak 3 ай бұрын

I don't mind the bad acting, the bad sound, the bad cinematography, the bad editing but PLEASE can someone cure Neil Breen from his green screen addiction ?

@salguodrolyat2594 6 күн бұрын

That would end him.🤣

@NeoMatrix5 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen movies are gonna be studied throughout history. they really are one of a kind

@Instamatic898 3 ай бұрын

It's a little-known fact that this film resulted in a temporary shortage of Chromakey Green in North America.

@mmmhorsesteaks 3 ай бұрын

*chromakey breen

@peterpan2859 3 ай бұрын

@@mmmhorsesteaks🤣🤣🤣

@tracybrandt9524 3 ай бұрын

Amazing how “Winged Warrior” is introduced and dropped so quickly.

@nightmaretheater_TheCount 2 ай бұрын

9:43 He's traveling so fast in that Ferrari he seems to have blown off the whole back right section of the vehicle! 😂

@ChrisBoot 2 ай бұрын

I've watched a heck of a lot of Neil Breen reviews. This is probably the only one where I've had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I think I've watched this now 3 times and give the same reaction each time.

@BlazingOwnager 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is a master at directing CD-ROM adventure game FMVs, I'll tell you that

@TheLastAshbringer 3 ай бұрын

THATS what i was trying to find a way to describe how this looked lol

@asurlybarber3620 2 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking, too. I almost expected cameos from Dana Plato and Mad Dog Mcree.

@BlazingOwnager 2 ай бұрын

@@asurlybarber3620 Neil Breen's Mad Dog McRee is the video game movie we've all been waiting for. I know I'd watch it.

@rockutron9000 3 ай бұрын

"It was the eye of Sauron that could easily see which spark plug was spitting" Lost it 🤣

@kalybnielsen4183 3 ай бұрын

The spitting sparkplug is going to be the new Steven Seagal comment, no matter what, it will be in there somewhere, like a "Space Ice Where's Waldo?", it's just awesome

@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын

@@kalybnielsen4183don't forget 💃🕺💃

@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын

...& don't forget the 💃🕺💃 lol

@FuckPeople92 Ай бұрын

GET OUT OF HERE 😂😂😂😂

@Fakan 3 ай бұрын

I get that I'm new to this channel and mostly binged on Seagal vids, but what in the actual hell did I just watch? Why did this movie look like a 90's FMV point-and-click adventure game? What just happened? My head hurts so much.

@stillcantbesilencedevennow Ай бұрын

Neil Breen is slightly insane. For my part, I think he is part of a hollyweird money laundering scheme. "Here Neil, take this 100k to make a movie, and when it bombs, we will hit up the insurance dudes." But Neil, being the genius he is, spends about $ 1500 on the film and keeps the rest.

@demander599 Ай бұрын

Neil Breen managed to film an entire movie without leaving the green screen room, I'm almost impressed by the sheer level of laziness that requires. I'd be asking if he lost a bet or something, but this is Breen we're talking about here.

@stevejohnson6593 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen revolutionized the film making industry with those special effects that provide photorealism while being eco-friendly at all times.

@purrgundy 2 ай бұрын

Between the white tiger woman and the eagle from Twisted Pair, he do be eco-friendly. He even paints the whole town green! (not that one 💸) 💚

@heroicicons 3 ай бұрын

We need a Breen and Seagal collaboration. Oscar sweep material. Also, imagine the level of awesomeness if you gave Breen the same effects budget as Segal.

@Stable_Genius 3 ай бұрын

Yes!

@lobsterbisque7567 3 ай бұрын

I don't know if I can handle that much awesome!

@LalaLa-ld1gs 3 ай бұрын

Pfuuuuu that would confuse the audience straight into a mental institution😂

@MrMegamike2k 3 ай бұрын

There's no budget for cookies, though.

@UlshaRS 3 ай бұрын

The real reason Sifu went to Russia is those being too close, let alone working together, would collapse the basic laws of the universe.

@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE 2 ай бұрын

Man, struggling actors and actresses taking anything up to pay their rent.

@felixflatterer6646 2 ай бұрын

poor space ice just does not get the artsy brilliance of THE neil breen. sad but true

@derrickbartledoo2680 3 ай бұрын

6:51 Breen smiling here is such a complex display of emotion. It looks like he can't decide if he's going for charming, or Hannibal Lecter, but instead of only failing at both, he shit himself in the attempt and knows that we know that.

@notfromhere8889 3 ай бұрын

That's wild 😂

@docsays 3 ай бұрын

The only thing more hilarious than this film is the amount of perfect “10/10” user review scores on IMBD! 🤯

@kabutomma 3 ай бұрын

this movie has won multiple awards.

@BAN3FromNoWhere 2 ай бұрын

Its like the reverse of review bombing. Review fertilizing?

@docsays 2 ай бұрын

@@BAN3FromNoWhere - 😆 exactly. To a casual viewer unfamiliar with his work, they would think this Breen produces masterpieces!

@MeanStreamFraudCast 2 ай бұрын

@@docsaysumm.. he DOES create masterpieces!

@coling3957 2 ай бұрын

Do all the reviewers have Neil, Breen or NB in their names... like the credits on his movies?

@amberlytheharpyqueen 3 ай бұрын

Neil got a green screen and figured he would never have to leave the creepy basement where he keeps his hostages...I mean actors, ever again.

@moscaxXx21 2 ай бұрын

"and then the whole building explodes" mr. breen what?? you heard me

@MelBaugh24 3 ай бұрын

There's absolutely no way Breen thinks his movies are any good at all. I refuse to believe anyone can be that disconnected from reality

@NoBetterBentley 3 ай бұрын

The trick is just to be absolutely dead inside. One look at Breen's completely absent, unfocused eyes and you'll see there's just an empty void behind them where any semblance of reality is meaningless.

@Baalenciaga666 3 ай бұрын

@@NoBetterBentleyif you listen to him it’s actually inspiring. Imagine he’s just doing what he loves and lets no one stop him. Not even common sense. It’s actually cool on some level

@marcuswalters8093 3 ай бұрын

I *can't* believe it. I *can't* believe it.

@tomsdottir 3 ай бұрын

I know people who still go to church every Sunday, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

@splatninja9447 3 ай бұрын

@@tomsdottirOoooh ooooh what a hardcore edge lord oooooooh. That's not low hanging fruit at all.

@erikarnold4737 3 ай бұрын

4:53 I like how the new prisoner kid is also one of the cops. Really makes you think. The painful kind of thinking. Maybe it's just an aneurysm.

@BigD123749 3 ай бұрын

How in the fuck is this even considered a movie 😂

@mrhoneycutter 3 ай бұрын

I’ve genuinely had fever dreams that were more coherent than every Breen film I’ve ever seen. This man is the most baffling combination of committed to his “art” and completely incompetent I’ve ever seen.

@LacunaIntroRiot 3 ай бұрын

Hearing the doppler effect inside the vehicle... that is some next level perception Ice.

@linuxaos 3 ай бұрын

That was Gold! This video makes my week. Space Ice is the GOAT !

@PhilthyPhill 3 ай бұрын

That single line was amazing. Made my day 😂

@theprintguide3610 3 ай бұрын

How can the Oscars avoid giving this classic an award? The special effects are especially noteworthy. It was a challenge spotting where and if CGI or practical effects were being used. Five stars!

@CraftySouthpaw 3 ай бұрын

That's the problem though ... the special FX were so good, the Oscars didn't realize they used any. 🤣

@afterkwiss 3 ай бұрын

CGI ... where?

@chaosryans 3 ай бұрын

The real question is if there is a scene without a green screen

@Madeleine_des_Esseintes 3 ай бұрын

I, for one, am not surprised they couldn't appreciate the genius of this intellectual film d'auteur. Let the Oscars celebrate mindless blockbusters, the incomparable Breen can only be appreciated by sophisticated cinephiles.

@purrgundy 2 ай бұрын

@@Madeleine_des_EsseintesSend him to Cannes! He's ready for the "Un certain regard" selection for sure.

@FaceFamous 3 ай бұрын

This man won best fantasy and peoples choice awards last year. How!!!!¡!😂😂😂

@abrahamthebewildered1448 3 ай бұрын

Ah, it was for independent films. I strongly suspect that he was the only entry, and won by default.

@toomanyaccounts 3 ай бұрын

yeah they only list winners not the nominees@@abrahamthebewildered1448

@chevchellios84 2 ай бұрын

what amazing technology was used to make such a timeless masterpiece bravo sir

@KISSArmygroupie 3 ай бұрын

Even with an explanation I have no idea what the hell happened in that movie. Right on brand for Breen!

@user-fh6sm2hi2f 3 ай бұрын

KISS Rules

@ebbderelict 3 ай бұрын

I'm not going through all the comments to see if this has been said already, but whatever, the BCU is the cinematic universe we need.

@n0name38 3 ай бұрын

I also am fan of one Neil Breen's cinematics. Very lovely movie review. Movie 5 stars of 5 stars so in total its 10 stars and one bonus star for 10 stars.

@n0name38 3 ай бұрын

yes

@rickmorty726 3 ай бұрын

When you want make a movie but you only have 10$ budget 😅

@D_Smith81 3 ай бұрын

Breen's green screen is phenomenal!

@BDHO73 3 ай бұрын

As good as his CGI tiger? Impossible.

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 3 ай бұрын

Im keen on breens green screen

@jlc5639 3 ай бұрын

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 amen

@skylined5534 3 ай бұрын

As someone else coined it in another comment, 'breen screen' 😂

@The_ZeroLine 3 ай бұрын

*_Breen knew which spark plug was spittin_* LMAO 😂

@todd8398 3 ай бұрын

This may be the most Neil Breen movie ever. I stood up and applauded when he said "It's Breenin' time!"

@themoviedealers 3 ай бұрын

And then he Breened all over that guy

@Ishitonyou666 2 ай бұрын

2:03 shame they will never get a chance to touch grass 😢

@jaimeortega4940 3 ай бұрын

Back in the 70s there was an early morning kids show called "Land of the Lost." I believe this is where Breen developed his "special effects" skills from. Pretty hilariously terrible.

@ak1ranger 3 ай бұрын

Breen makes Land of the Lost (which I loved!) look like Avatar!

@voltijuice8576 Ай бұрын

kroffts had production quality!

@0xfded 3 ай бұрын

Neil Breen "mastering" the green screen is the best thing ever. There needs to be an Oscar for best use of stock footage.

@jeffreydean5112 3 ай бұрын

The IMDB reviews are hilariously beautiful

@fumomofumosarum5893 3 ай бұрын

How, Neil!? Just, how...? HOW.... this very consistent level of quality?

@noneayourbusiness5149 3 ай бұрын

"It's so advanced, you can hear the Doppler Effect from inside the vehicle!" Ok that one made me snort! :D

@A_Stereotypical_Guy 3 ай бұрын

12:09 thats the friggin drunk SUV driver 😂

@187onaPigeon 3 ай бұрын

We should all donate to make a point and click adventure game with Breen making the cutscenes and all sprite (animation) work

@MaesterMike 2 ай бұрын

1:37 I absolutely love this part. "But luckily for them, _she_ invented a new row of seats between the first and the second." Where the hell did that woman even come from, and how is she sitting in that car?