The Worst Ninja Movie Ever Made
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@retroworld8090
@retroworld8090 19 сағат бұрын
Haha brilliant
@danieldavies309
@danieldavies309 Күн бұрын
Bro your a moaner man this is a kids martial arts movies for kids 😅 I loved this movie as kid
@Yostopn6i
@Yostopn6i Күн бұрын
I used to see this on TV a lot on Saturdays as a kid and it always played before the big scary resident evil 3 movie that i was so scared of and now looking back all i feel is nastalgia
@retroworld8090
@retroworld8090 Күн бұрын
The first under siege isn't a masterpiece but it's fun. How they went from that to this is unbelievable. This movie is so cringe, so bad lol
@jonasflodqvist1630
@jonasflodqvist1630 2 күн бұрын
Im so greatful for you making this saveing me the time, as im doing a little research on L.Ron H. this story seem to be as good as that he wrote about Xenu ant thatans and whatnot...
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 күн бұрын
@jonasflodqvist1630 I'm glad you got some use of this lol
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter 2 күн бұрын
On a good day, Wendi Malick (even as a nun) and Melora Hardin (love to start the day with a hearty bowl of Jan) would be enough to lure me in. Today is not a good day.
@Coveysconcrete
@Coveysconcrete 2 күн бұрын
@11:10 where he kicked the shit outta that guy against the wall so bad it killed the poor stunt guy😂I died laughing😂plus he said he wants to use that shit as a ringtone😂@redeyereviews,man perfect commentary sir👏🏻🤣love your work man!😎anybody seen Richie!!??😅
@gustavgnoettgen
@gustavgnoettgen 2 күн бұрын
This feels like Steven Segal watched this and thought "Yeah, _that."_
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
Please do Enter The Dragon... or better yet. A perfect addition to your theme.... Bruce Lee movies
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
I don't think ive ever seen a Seagal movie watchable
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
I would imagine he loves cookies very very much
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
I definitely don't think they're too long! Everything is perfect!! Always well done!! 🔥
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
"Joe? Joe?.... You dick."
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
This seriously has to be one of the dumbest tv series in history... And that says a lot
@greghenrikson952
@greghenrikson952 3 күн бұрын
It's like a film that fell from an alternative dimension. Close enough to be familiar, but completely bonkers. In that dimension, it's a huge hit and part of an extended universe.
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 3 күн бұрын
Your thumbnails are award winning!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 3 күн бұрын
*bows in evil photoshop*
@RickyRoss-vv1bb
@RickyRoss-vv1bb 3 күн бұрын
wasnt tge crab walk..thats mchammer's typewriter..if this movie came out before cant touch this..paula abdul is the inventer of the typewriter now.wow
@sabrinahoogendam2763
@sabrinahoogendam2763 3 күн бұрын
"zip the wetsuit up"?! Are you kidding me! That's one of the reasons to watch😍 Danielle Savre's cleavage did that movie a favour😂
@vincenzomalvaso2328
@vincenzomalvaso2328 3 күн бұрын
GRAZIE PADRE PIO AMEN
@kiwiadventures3773
@kiwiadventures3773 3 күн бұрын
Officer Donut with spray on hair.
@pesokpesok
@pesokpesok 3 күн бұрын
its been 10 months - are you done with this show?
@SollyMelao
@SollyMelao 3 күн бұрын
😅
@jeffb2099
@jeffb2099 4 күн бұрын
Hey, I'm that old friend/acquaintance who made you watch Hollow Point all those years ago. I just had to say great job doing what you do, cause I read this title and immediately fell for the head fake of that other movie where the thumb shaped dude fights the iron chef chairman. If that was intentional, you're a genius, and if it wasn't, act like it was!!!!
@mattpioletti6450
@mattpioletti6450 4 күн бұрын
When Steven Seagal was in his early career back in the late eighties and nineties he was a really good actor by the early 2000s he was horrible what the hell happened to his voice that they need to dub his voice it's not like he's Chinese like Jackie Chan that makes sense the original Rush Hour 1 that came out in 1998 was the first movie he actually spoke English and we heard his real voice every movie prior to 1998 the English voice was not his real voice he blew up like a balloon and he sounds like he smoked four packs of cigarettes a day for 20 years
@lowstryder1022
@lowstryder1022 4 күн бұрын
Aunt Meg silly pants!!
@guysavage3347
@guysavage3347 4 күн бұрын
10:40 i watched this movie at a drive-in while on vacation in zimbabwe. this scene was quite a trip for my childish imagination.
@sepollcas
@sepollcas 4 күн бұрын
When you innocently thought one episode of "La man" wouldn't be enough to fill a video....!
@91GMC_5YKLON3
@91GMC_5YKLON3 4 күн бұрын
Cannon films are legendary
@chrisallegre2897
@chrisallegre2897 5 күн бұрын
For me, this was Arnold's last great action film. I remember seeing it in the movie theater and also buying it on VHS
@ms.annthrope415
@ms.annthrope415 5 күн бұрын
Seagal didn't go to a stripper bar?
@johncarroll5087
@johncarroll5087 5 күн бұрын
Well, since every time he blops his fat ass on the toilet seat to take a dump is an episode, I think he can!!😢😂
@bengrauartwork
@bengrauartwork 5 күн бұрын
this movie reminded me of the Shannon Lee show WMAC Masters. man I miss that show! ended with a weird cliff hanger. I dont think people did a reaction to it.
@chrisandrew7577
@chrisandrew7577 5 күн бұрын
crap lousy movie
@keonscinist2333
@keonscinist2333 5 күн бұрын
I watched this as a kid back then and found it awesomely badass, but your review makes it seem like my kid self was wrong.
@holliemichailidis2951
@holliemichailidis2951 5 күн бұрын
I thought the street was a set on stage 😂 So much wasted money. Also Michael pare is a celebrity crush of mine since childhood. He was from Eddie and the cruisers (the second film is better).
@cjdebono8811
@cjdebono8811 5 күн бұрын
You got to do more
@WillBurgify
@WillBurgify 5 күн бұрын
Gizzard bumping 😂😂😂😂
@smutjunkies559
@smutjunkies559 5 күн бұрын
Bloodsport and Best of the best 2.
@chongtak
@chongtak 6 күн бұрын
The person in chage of writing the kanji displayed in the movie is a 7 year old kid.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 6 күн бұрын
Iron Chef? That is The Chairman! You have shamed this dojo.
@riesteve07
@riesteve07 6 күн бұрын
Samurai showdown movie Version
@kilgoretrout9725
@kilgoretrout9725 6 күн бұрын
YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!
@petemahaffey1559
@petemahaffey1559 6 күн бұрын
Bro. I love your channel. Just sayin.
@tonytoes0
@tonytoes0 6 күн бұрын
Remake of Blood Sport, dude you're putting me on. I swear you've reviewed American Ninja
@murph2068594
@murph2068594 6 күн бұрын
14:41 You are correct "It's the exact same shot from the beginning of the movie". It's not another "take", the editor has mirrored the scene because all the vehicles are now driving on the left hand side of the road, the same as we do here in New Zealand.
@Cabrasis
@Cabrasis 6 күн бұрын
lol wherever did you find this?! :D
@JacobDean88
@JacobDean88 6 күн бұрын
Rifles and guns? Oh boy! That's a oozy
@markula_4040
@markula_4040 6 күн бұрын
So the evil guy running the whole thing gets zero comeuppance?
@ianitor
@ianitor 6 күн бұрын
off off broadway version of the adams family 😅
@mikehicks8061
@mikehicks8061 6 күн бұрын
Dude looks like a DreamWorks character.