I’m the mess…

The fact that George is in the beginning but not on the list 😅 & id consider Linus & Willy dads, because they adopted Leo

I actually do remember Haley’s loved gifts and i do keep animals in coop’s but then i have the messy chests and wiki tab

Havent we all left skull caverns for that reason and been absolutely devestates when we realized we could'nt romance Robin (there is literally a coined "5 stages of grief after realizing we could'nt marry Robin")

The furniture catalog is 200,000 😢

Can we give an honorable mention to Abigail's 14-heart event? She literally fights and kills for you. <3

That is the benefit of always using warp totems to get to the desert and avoid some drunk driving by Pam

Really, there's only 5 stages of grief for Robin

Its always funny how there is so much content about adoring Haley and there is around the same amount of content absolutely despising her, it is basically like people either worship her or hate her (I've literally never heard someone with mild/moderate opiniond about her)

If i'm always right because I choose the forest farm, then are you also saying that Penny is better to marry than Haley since I married Penny and would've also choose Leah over Haley?

Hi, pro cook and pastry/baking afficionato here Here is a tip for your next baking attempt! While anyone can wing cooking, baking is more so a science Numbers matter and need to be exact The cake turned not so good because of it Good first try though! A step in the right direction for sure Keep it up, read up on some terms and mind the numbers, I'm sure you will become one fierce home baker in time!

lol I’ve got a coffee bean farm and just sit for the entire day making coffee

BUT I LOVE PIERRE

Why??? He’s a little nerdy plane loving doctor! He makes me breakfast! He calls me radiant! I love Harvey

I noticed that when the greenhouse was repaired a raccoon jumped out and ran south toward cindersnap forest. The next stormy day the windstorm event happened. I wonder if this is related?

about that, i did not buy a silo, BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW THEY NEEDED FOOD 😭😭 THEY STARVED FOR A GOOD 10 DAYS WHILE I PRAYED FOR CLAY LMAO

Abby is life! Bring all the spirits you want! Besides her dad is kinda mean to her! And her mom! Poor caroline!

all of elliot’s dialogue gives me the biggest ick imaginable

saying sebastian at 5 is a hot take meanwhile everyone is going insane cus you don’t like elliot 😭

do not talk shit about my husband sam

I like the community center purely because the junimos are adorable... the only time I touch the Joja route is for the achievements

Glad I’m not the only one who Sam’s got acting up

#ViperonGaming has the worst opinion of haley

Are we not talking about the sign she name

If you think it's out of character for Penny to burst into tears and go from 10 hearts to 4 if you tell her you aren't romantically interested in her, consider the following: -You are already dating. You gave her a bouquet. -Her life has been miserable and inescapable until you showed up and gave her hope. -Her relationship with you has become her only imaginable path towards escaping her life in a trailer taking care of her mom... Without feeling guilty about abandoning her mom like her father did. -You are a romantic partner abandoning her. Like her father did to her mother, which turned her into a single bitter poor alcoholic. You destroyed her dream for a better life because you decided she wasn't what you wanted. Is that a little immature? A little unfair to you? Yes. But cut a girl some slack, things have NEVER been fair for her and she had to grow up way too soon.

"I don't date plain people" translation: My life is a never ending roller coaster through red flags great adventure.

Fun fact Shane’s sprite looks like that so he could closer match the real life friend the character was based off of. ConcernedApe added him into the game with his favorite thing being beer and pizza in real life too! He also has a pet chicken! ☺️

I remember when I scrolled too far on Shane’s page on the wiki and saw his og design, i bursted out laughing

deadass expected “why i divorced every stardew bachelor! because i like girls tf.”

I would still date alex even if it makes me lose brain cells he hot looks and abs and hes really sweet and im gay for him❤

Alex was so deep in the closet he was dining with Mr Tumnus 💀

Where's the sand dragon?

“SHE EATS ROCKS!” I mean…who doesn’t have their own quirks?😂

3:52 a shadow walked behind me offering his hand. But couldnttt understaaaaannnndddd. He said, oh mary, contrary, How does your garden grow? Come with me. And you'll be, the seventh maid in a row.. My answer, was laughter. Soft as i lowered my head... Your to late.. im afraid. This flowers already dead.

Me! I’m the wiki player! Especially with Abby! My baby girl! I’m so close ! 4 hearts!

womp womp, sam is mine too.

Me:divorce all People:why?!?! Me:reject marriage return to krobus

I have like 3 garbage hats on like the first 3 years

I divorced penny the moment I saw her face after I got the decoration .I never saw her the same again

Now, I'm not a Penny fan, but she does cry quite a lot. She even cries when you give her a birthday gift! So I think the crying is in character for her. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you lose 1500 hearts with everyone if you reject them at the 10-heart event? For me, Vincent revealing that Sam lifted her up into a tree and Penny getting mad at Vincent for it was a red flag. She was so mean to Vincent for no reason 😭 he's one of my favorite characters, too. She also looks pretty scary when she's mad.

I will literally lower demetreus' hearts to zero after reaching perfection

nope sooo wrong i have married 4 different people and alex is by far my favorite

wait but what if you’re a male farmer w alex?? you just stay together forever? 🤭🤞🤞

I like Alex because he has daddy issues. Oops.

There's a mod that you can force devorce Pierce and caroline

The Bachelorettes can be gossiping about Lewis and Marnie's relationship in the 10 heart event, so I'm pretty sure that everyone knows about it but pretends they don't when Lewis and/or Marnie is/are around. So they think they have the town fooled. They are very wrong.

“What is it? Make your own breakfast” ??? Are you neglecting your spouse???

I've been waiting decades for a wife how do I get one in seven days lol.

i only actually chose the last one cuz it looks like my dog

The wilderness farm is my fav no matter what, I really enjoy the lay out tbh